TACS: Baby Hitler Time Machine

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SHOW: 'The Anthony Cumia Show w Dave Landau'
AIR DATE: March 31, 2020
If you had a time machine, people say they'd go back and kill baby Hitley. Would you though? Would that really do the job?
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  • @swampweasel
    @swampweasel4 жыл бұрын

    in these trying times its always comforting to hear Ant talk about Hitler

  • @MiguelSant0
    @MiguelSant04 жыл бұрын

    ant is so fast haha the “if wwii didn’t happen... think of how many Jews there would be?” Had me dying

  • @drinkwater1915
    @drinkwater19153 жыл бұрын

    I'm putting this on BookFaces to see how many friends drop off for fun.

  • @XXthekingofyouXX
    @XXthekingofyouXX4 жыл бұрын

    One of the reasons I love this show is that this is kind of conversation you couldn't have at Starbucks.

  • @Carl-LaFong1618

    @Carl-LaFong1618

    4 жыл бұрын

    I stopped at a starbucks in Georgia one time and heard a very similar conversation.

  • @Dervraka
    @Dervraka4 жыл бұрын

    Lol! I love this, its like one of those drunken conversations you have with your friends after six beers and a couple joints...

  • @jwalker3343
    @jwalker33434 жыл бұрын

    I'd tell him not to invade the soviet union until after conquering the UK.

  • @CountArtha

    @CountArtha

    4 жыл бұрын

    Conquering the UK with his non-existent navy and constant oil shortages?

  • @jewsco

    @jewsco

    3 жыл бұрын

    Better move would be to divert all the troops used for the Russian invasion and give them to Rommel and take the Mid East. Rommel almost did it with limited resources and troops . You get oil and you take it away from the UK making invading the UK easier

  • @pdworld2418

    @pdworld2418

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Gzus Kreist the Italians were "suppose" to do a lot of things

  • @DomJuanDellaNooch83
    @DomJuanDellaNooch834 жыл бұрын

    I was a huge O and A fan but im a bigger fan of this show and the way you two play off of each other. Your co-host is funny and great references!

  • @hunterjones9822
    @hunterjones98224 жыл бұрын

    Hot Tub Hitler Machine

  • @dougburr4192

    @dougburr4192

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hot Tub Reich Machine

  • @MattieBennett

    @MattieBennett

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hot Tub NEIN! Machine

  • @Handlesaredumb69

    @Handlesaredumb69

    2 ай бұрын

    Hot room fry Mastein

  • @Dakotaidk
    @Dakotaidk3 жыл бұрын

    "Up those numbers, those are rookie numbers."

  • @Mikey-xz4vn
    @Mikey-xz4vn4 жыл бұрын

    Baby Hitler probably ran into Paul Harguss before the latter became an Uncle

  • @psychicandice

    @psychicandice

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shureeeeee

  • @XXthekingofyouXX
    @XXthekingofyouXX3 жыл бұрын

    "Hitler" is one of those words systems don't auto fill.

  • @Kegan1993
    @Kegan19933 жыл бұрын

    If you watch Misfits, you’ll see a similar killing Hitler story where they’d failed and Hitler finds a smartphone and Voilá

  • @RonAlbaneseEntertainment
    @RonAlbaneseEntertainment4 жыл бұрын

    The shows are just so good lately!

  • @amandahuggandkiss2998
    @amandahuggandkiss29983 жыл бұрын

    This would be a fantastic movie. This is the stuff Hollywood can’t write.

  • @Finaggle
    @Finaggle Жыл бұрын

    Amazing. Ant freestyled that time travel wifi explanation.

  • @rhelferstay
    @rhelferstay4 жыл бұрын

    The biggest thing I don't understand about time travel, at least how it's portrayed in movies like Back to the Future, is if you are stationary when traveling through time, wouldn't you end up somewhere in empty space since the earth and solar system is constantly moving?

  • @jarisundell8859
    @jarisundell88594 жыл бұрын

    Don’t worry, it wouldn’t have changed Hollywood at all.

  • @nghiachuviet1349
    @nghiachuviet13494 жыл бұрын

    This segment !!! excellent

  • @nicholasjohnston9220
    @nicholasjohnston92203 жыл бұрын

    "I dont wanna kill a cute Hitler!"

  • @darthdiggler1919
    @darthdiggler19192 жыл бұрын

    "Poor baby Hitler" lol 😆

  • @charlieinthebox9167
    @charlieinthebox91674 жыл бұрын

    "Well... we can." Solid funny shit.

  • @Lemmy1899
    @Lemmy1899 Жыл бұрын

    Lmao Anthony's drinking a bud light

  • @jacobgalloway9123
    @jacobgalloway91234 жыл бұрын

    Other than little Yimmy of course, Dave is the perfect co-host for Anthony. What's Opie up to now a days. Seriously, I'm curious. Does anyone know?

  • @Joe_S.s

    @Joe_S.s

    3 жыл бұрын

    Being a bitter hack. Some things never change

  • @bigvoddballamateur8325
    @bigvoddballamateur83254 жыл бұрын

    The quarantine has officially gotten to them lol

  • @sleep_now...
    @sleep_now...4 жыл бұрын

    fck, I knew it. Apple started WWII.

  • @AugustThor438
    @AugustThor4384 жыл бұрын

    Why does Dave always look like he has a moustache?

  • @johnnyboo127
    @johnnyboo1273 жыл бұрын

    Somewhere opie is playing tetris on his phone

  • @rezai7
    @rezai74 жыл бұрын

    1:54 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, fuck

  • @othellosmalley2729
    @othellosmalley27294 жыл бұрын

    LOL, hey Ant, Dave thanks for the post 👌🏾 F.baby Hitler the most hilarious thing I've heard all day LOL thanks bro 👍🏾 that's the heinous humor I enjoy from u.

  • @CarlosSantos-kv9ip
    @CarlosSantos-kv9ip Жыл бұрын

    That’s a brilliant take on that tired “killing baby Hitler” meme. Why not kill 20 year old Hitler? Or 35 year old Hitler? That’s when he became a big deal.

  • @alanr4263
    @alanr42634 жыл бұрын

    Hey Ant still into the bud Lights.ha ha ha nice funny show.

  • @vasectomyfail442
    @vasectomyfail4424 жыл бұрын

    3:01 SUUUUUURRRE!

  • @zackklein2225
    @zackklein22254 жыл бұрын

    Good bit. 👍

  • @fuadsflkas
    @fuadsflkas2 жыл бұрын

    Cause & Effect....

  • @nathanjames6454
    @nathanjames64544 жыл бұрын

    haha its even funnier with that Back to the Future poster in the back

  • @alwolf2325
    @alwolf23254 жыл бұрын

    Anthony, please don't shoot this sweet boy once the quarantine life starts getting extra nutty.

  • @biff647019
    @biff6470194 жыл бұрын

    Hold on, baby Hitler kills you somehow, uses your phone to see his destiny, but never sees his failure and then uses the time machine to try again now? Leaving a futuristic weapon is bad but the time machine's okay!

  • @fragglevooper
    @fragglevooper4 жыл бұрын

    You guys are fucking awesome

  • @coleisright1125
    @coleisright11252 жыл бұрын

    In all fairness, you don’t really ever wanna go to china

  • @Intangible_Jack
    @Intangible_Jack4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah man I've always hated the whole 'kill baby Adolf' thing too, why not talk him into growing his WW1 moustache even bushier, then hide his personal gas mask so the mustard gas finishes the job.

  • @calebdehart6651

    @calebdehart6651

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh, 4D chess move right there.

  • @debo1937
    @debo19374 жыл бұрын

    Lookout baby Greg "Opie" Hughes.

  • @meesterSmeeth4182
    @meesterSmeeth41824 жыл бұрын

    I'd find 15 year old Hitler, and tell him Painting is for puzzies

  • @hershysquirts187
    @hershysquirts1874 жыл бұрын

    1:56 Hilarious

  • @Mikex0123
    @Mikex01234 жыл бұрын

    That was great, especially the Trump part.

  • @CHICKEN66100
    @CHICKEN661004 жыл бұрын

    Hitler died?!? Ya kiddin!!!!!

  • @michaelhunziker7287

    @michaelhunziker7287

    2 жыл бұрын

    I didn't even know he was sick

  • @chrisc3697
    @chrisc36974 жыл бұрын

    So wait, baby Hitler can read English on the Iphone?

  • @skilletburritos8464
    @skilletburritos84644 жыл бұрын

    brotha man brotha man havent been able to log in to the site what gives

  • @ajjackson1526
    @ajjackson15263 жыл бұрын

    HOLD THE FORT! He didn't like Jews.....

  • @BathtubBass

    @BathtubBass

    3 жыл бұрын

    The more I find out about this Hitler fella, the more I don't care for him.

  • @meesterSmeeth4182
    @meesterSmeeth41824 жыл бұрын

    I would've circumcised him....then maybe he might've thought twice about naming names.

  • @meesterSmeeth4182

    @meesterSmeeth4182

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not me personally, I'm not qualified. But I'd give him a ride to the o.r.

  • @TrueCapitalist
    @TrueCapitalist4 жыл бұрын

    Why not just go back 9 months when His parents were screwing and take them out before he's even in the womb ? At least they go out having a good time . . .

  • @nicholasyoung370
    @nicholasyoung3703 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious.

  • @hebber1961
    @hebber19614 жыл бұрын

    Teen Hitler....fuck me that's funny.

  • @michaelmeyer6195
    @michaelmeyer61953 жыл бұрын

    You would have no info on the phone! No cell towers fellas, internet, etc.

  • @lessthanlaughing4373
    @lessthanlaughing43733 жыл бұрын

    Well once you talk about it on KZread it is as good as copy written, right? Write up the screenplay. That is actually a great plot of a sci-fi story.

  • @a.j.187
    @a.j.1873 жыл бұрын

    Go back and help him to be a better artist...

  • @TheGnosticGuru
    @TheGnosticGuru4 жыл бұрын

    Can we bury this premise forever now? Thanks.

  • @zeeski7454
    @zeeski74544 жыл бұрын

    Killing baby Hitler might create an actual paradox where somebody worse could come to power.. Maybe Stalin might of actually been worse

  • @DanXJ19

    @DanXJ19

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zee Ski 20 million of his own vs 6 million outsiders 🤔

  • @zeeski7454

    @zeeski7454

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DanXJ19 if Hitler wasn't around than Stalin would get the recognition he deserves

  • @jjohnny807

    @jjohnny807

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@zeeski7454 How hard is it to differentiate "then" and "than" ?

  • @zeeski7454

    @zeeski7454

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jjohnny807 than is used for comparisons, then is used when talking about somethinrelating to time. How did I use it wrong?

  • @ArlenGunClub

    @ArlenGunClub

    11 ай бұрын

    @@zeeski7454 ”Then" is used for time OR consequence. As in, "If X, then Y." Your statement wasn't comparative, it was consequential.

  • @charlespeterwatson9051
    @charlespeterwatson90513 жыл бұрын

    Fez Whatley was a baby Hitler once,

  • @dr.fukmabussey2250
    @dr.fukmabussey22504 жыл бұрын

    Let a few arabs go on vacation.

  • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
    @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd10533 жыл бұрын

    Hitler died in 1945 and Donald Trump was born in 1946. Reincarnation? Possibly?

  • @BathtubBass

    @BathtubBass

    3 жыл бұрын

    No.

  • @DanXJ19
    @DanXJ194 жыл бұрын

    Damn, what great speculation on Hitler being a rich public figure like Trump. Hitler Tower in the same font. Cool imagery it’s driving my imagination crazy.

  • @meesterSmeeth4182

    @meesterSmeeth4182

    4 жыл бұрын

    "We have very nice cattle cars, some would even say they're really very nice. We do! I'm very happy with our cattle cars."

  • @patderose1618
    @patderose16184 жыл бұрын

    How bout release the episodes from last week. What a shit show this new app is.. oof

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