TACS: Baby Hitler Time Machine
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SHOW: 'The Anthony Cumia Show w Dave Landau'
AIR DATE: March 31, 2020
If you had a time machine, people say they'd go back and kill baby Hitley. Would you though? Would that really do the job?
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in these trying times its always comforting to hear Ant talk about Hitler
ant is so fast haha the “if wwii didn’t happen... think of how many Jews there would be?” Had me dying
I'm putting this on BookFaces to see how many friends drop off for fun.
One of the reasons I love this show is that this is kind of conversation you couldn't have at Starbucks.
@Carl-LaFong1618
4 жыл бұрын
I stopped at a starbucks in Georgia one time and heard a very similar conversation.
Lol! I love this, its like one of those drunken conversations you have with your friends after six beers and a couple joints...
I'd tell him not to invade the soviet union until after conquering the UK.
@CountArtha
4 жыл бұрын
Conquering the UK with his non-existent navy and constant oil shortages?
@jewsco
3 жыл бұрын
Better move would be to divert all the troops used for the Russian invasion and give them to Rommel and take the Mid East. Rommel almost did it with limited resources and troops . You get oil and you take it away from the UK making invading the UK easier
@pdworld2418
3 жыл бұрын
@Gzus Kreist the Italians were "suppose" to do a lot of things
I was a huge O and A fan but im a bigger fan of this show and the way you two play off of each other. Your co-host is funny and great references!
Hot Tub Hitler Machine
@dougburr4192
3 жыл бұрын
Hot Tub Reich Machine
@MattieBennett
2 жыл бұрын
Hot Tub NEIN! Machine
@Handlesaredumb69
2 ай бұрын
Hot room fry Mastein
"Up those numbers, those are rookie numbers."
Baby Hitler probably ran into Paul Harguss before the latter became an Uncle
@psychicandice
4 жыл бұрын
Shureeeeee
"Hitler" is one of those words systems don't auto fill.
If you watch Misfits, you’ll see a similar killing Hitler story where they’d failed and Hitler finds a smartphone and Voilá
The shows are just so good lately!
This would be a fantastic movie. This is the stuff Hollywood can’t write.
Amazing. Ant freestyled that time travel wifi explanation.
The biggest thing I don't understand about time travel, at least how it's portrayed in movies like Back to the Future, is if you are stationary when traveling through time, wouldn't you end up somewhere in empty space since the earth and solar system is constantly moving?
Don’t worry, it wouldn’t have changed Hollywood at all.
This segment !!! excellent
"I dont wanna kill a cute Hitler!"
"Poor baby Hitler" lol 😆
"Well... we can." Solid funny shit.
Lmao Anthony's drinking a bud light
Other than little Yimmy of course, Dave is the perfect co-host for Anthony. What's Opie up to now a days. Seriously, I'm curious. Does anyone know?
@Joe_S.s
3 жыл бұрын
Being a bitter hack. Some things never change
The quarantine has officially gotten to them lol
fck, I knew it. Apple started WWII.
Why does Dave always look like he has a moustache?
Somewhere opie is playing tetris on his phone
1:54 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, fuck
LOL, hey Ant, Dave thanks for the post 👌🏾 F.baby Hitler the most hilarious thing I've heard all day LOL thanks bro 👍🏾 that's the heinous humor I enjoy from u.
That’s a brilliant take on that tired “killing baby Hitler” meme. Why not kill 20 year old Hitler? Or 35 year old Hitler? That’s when he became a big deal.
Hey Ant still into the bud Lights.ha ha ha nice funny show.
3:01 SUUUUUURRRE!
Good bit. 👍
Cause & Effect....
haha its even funnier with that Back to the Future poster in the back
Anthony, please don't shoot this sweet boy once the quarantine life starts getting extra nutty.
Hold on, baby Hitler kills you somehow, uses your phone to see his destiny, but never sees his failure and then uses the time machine to try again now? Leaving a futuristic weapon is bad but the time machine's okay!
You guys are fucking awesome
In all fairness, you don’t really ever wanna go to china
Yeah man I've always hated the whole 'kill baby Adolf' thing too, why not talk him into growing his WW1 moustache even bushier, then hide his personal gas mask so the mustard gas finishes the job.
@calebdehart6651
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, 4D chess move right there.
Lookout baby Greg "Opie" Hughes.
I'd find 15 year old Hitler, and tell him Painting is for puzzies
1:56 Hilarious
That was great, especially the Trump part.
Hitler died?!? Ya kiddin!!!!!
@michaelhunziker7287
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know he was sick
So wait, baby Hitler can read English on the Iphone?
brotha man brotha man havent been able to log in to the site what gives
HOLD THE FORT! He didn't like Jews.....
@BathtubBass
3 жыл бұрын
The more I find out about this Hitler fella, the more I don't care for him.
I would've circumcised him....then maybe he might've thought twice about naming names.
@meesterSmeeth4182
4 жыл бұрын
Not me personally, I'm not qualified. But I'd give him a ride to the o.r.
Why not just go back 9 months when His parents were screwing and take them out before he's even in the womb ? At least they go out having a good time . . .
Hilarious.
Teen Hitler....fuck me that's funny.
You would have no info on the phone! No cell towers fellas, internet, etc.
Well once you talk about it on KZread it is as good as copy written, right? Write up the screenplay. That is actually a great plot of a sci-fi story.
Go back and help him to be a better artist...
Can we bury this premise forever now? Thanks.
Killing baby Hitler might create an actual paradox where somebody worse could come to power.. Maybe Stalin might of actually been worse
@DanXJ19
4 жыл бұрын
Zee Ski 20 million of his own vs 6 million outsiders 🤔
@zeeski7454
4 жыл бұрын
@@DanXJ19 if Hitler wasn't around than Stalin would get the recognition he deserves
@jjohnny807
4 жыл бұрын
@@zeeski7454 How hard is it to differentiate "then" and "than" ?
@zeeski7454
4 жыл бұрын
@@jjohnny807 than is used for comparisons, then is used when talking about somethinrelating to time. How did I use it wrong?
@ArlenGunClub
11 ай бұрын
@@zeeski7454 ”Then" is used for time OR consequence. As in, "If X, then Y." Your statement wasn't comparative, it was consequential.
Fez Whatley was a baby Hitler once,
Let a few arabs go on vacation.
Hitler died in 1945 and Donald Trump was born in 1946. Reincarnation? Possibly?
@BathtubBass
3 жыл бұрын
No.
Damn, what great speculation on Hitler being a rich public figure like Trump. Hitler Tower in the same font. Cool imagery it’s driving my imagination crazy.
@meesterSmeeth4182
4 жыл бұрын
"We have very nice cattle cars, some would even say they're really very nice. We do! I'm very happy with our cattle cars."
How bout release the episodes from last week. What a shit show this new app is.. oof