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  • @meatrocket1
    @meatrocket1Ай бұрын

    “Leave’s and sticks and bottle caps” 😂

  • @anniea3810
    @anniea3810Ай бұрын

    Dave’s so smart and wisely telling us how all the crooks in the world met together 👍

  • @shreenewton9378
    @shreenewton9378Ай бұрын

    Best Comedian Ever😅 We Love You❤ From Texas

  • @fredgfysmith6171
    @fredgfysmith6171Ай бұрын

    Jamie Fox in a white cowboy hat got me bad 😂😂😂

  • @johnnierayhill6447

    @johnnierayhill6447

    Ай бұрын

    😂

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421Ай бұрын

    This Man is just naturally funny, does not even have to try. Just a Natural.

  • Ай бұрын

    He is amazingly funny, ESPECIALLY, WHEN using the "N" word abundantly; however, were he start using others racial terms against others, he immediately becomes 'NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE." I wonder why! Why you inject 'race into it buddy...many of you are saying/thinking?

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421Ай бұрын

    If Dave Chapelle was allowed to Host The Oscar Show, I'm sure the Oscars ratings would be off the Charts, But that will never happen! Why is that? Because Dave Chapelle would embarrass Hollywood and expose them all. Then they would turn on him!

  • @Imagine-JL

    @Imagine-JL

    Ай бұрын

    Exactly!!!

  • @Eddemnity

    @Eddemnity

    Ай бұрын

    Katt then Dave!

  • @The_0G_Chad
    @The_0G_ChadАй бұрын

    Turns out this kid was escaping puffys dungeon

  • @janejones8672

    @janejones8672

    Ай бұрын

    😂

  • @user-iw9yo9ul3o

    @user-iw9yo9ul3o

    Ай бұрын

    LOL !!!

  • @Hopeful_One

    @Hopeful_One

    Ай бұрын

    😮

  • @darinhumbert2944

    @darinhumbert2944

    Ай бұрын

    Funny. Lol😂

  • @sebastienseb919

    @sebastienseb919

    Ай бұрын

    Who's puffy? You mean Puff the Magic Dragon?🤔

  • @contemporaryhumours
    @contemporaryhumoursАй бұрын

    Mr. Chappelle is easily top 20 of all time stand-up comedians and comedians period. Love it!

  • @Magicstockton

    @Magicstockton

    Ай бұрын

    10

  • @cCiIcCo

    @cCiIcCo

    Ай бұрын

    1

  • @theamirbarismillworks2253

    @theamirbarismillworks2253

    Ай бұрын

    1

  • @Eddemnity

    @Eddemnity

    Ай бұрын

    Top 10

  • @contemporaryhumours

    @contemporaryhumours

    Ай бұрын

    True.@@Eddemnity

  • @fathertimegaming17
    @fathertimegaming17Ай бұрын

    I think old puff Daddy is looking for that emergency exit door himself right about now.

  • @davidtraina9295
    @davidtraina9295Ай бұрын

    Got to Love "gun that Identifies as a knife"

  • @daviddonnelly426

    @daviddonnelly426

    Ай бұрын

    *knife that identified as a gun. But you were close!😊

  • @dr.prof.robtopnotch
    @dr.prof.robtopnotchАй бұрын

    Umm… yeah, “bodyguards should not wear dress shoes to work“ 😂. Wow. Too funny!

  • @mrssmith3957
    @mrssmith3957Ай бұрын

    Huge fan since the beginning, and you still Killin it!

  • @kellytrimble7019
    @kellytrimble7019Ай бұрын

    Dave & Ricky Gervais are my favorites! Both don’t give a dam , speak truth! 😂

  • @dannylyles554
    @dannylyles554Ай бұрын

    "You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"! 😂😂

  • @BarbaraKerns-jz1em

    @BarbaraKerns-jz1em

    Ай бұрын

    Dave is one of the funniest men on earth. I love when he cracks himself up.

  • @loyoladeleon6115

    @loyoladeleon6115

    Ай бұрын

    😅😂

  • @user-fk4ws7vq4s
    @user-fk4ws7vq4sАй бұрын

    Dave you still rank number one in comedy and in my ❤your the funniest comedian alive today😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hauntedandAloneFB
    @hauntedandAloneFBАй бұрын

    That was hilarious 😂😂😂 my Filipina wife 🇵🇭 loved it too haha

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035Ай бұрын

    I tell people. Comedy Dave and Redd would have be Epic .

  • @lamarw2700
    @lamarw2700Ай бұрын

    Diddy wont be at anymore shows 😂😂😂😂

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910Ай бұрын

    He run like he running from the police.

  • @Porks_TV
    @Porks_TVАй бұрын

    the Irony in Diddy Blocking the attacker from getting away like it was one of his sex workers running away😂

  • @meatrocket1

    @meatrocket1

    Ай бұрын

    That didn’t age well 😂

  • @TiffanyMays-pp4yz

    @TiffanyMays-pp4yz

    Ай бұрын

    Ayoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christiahaynes1514

    @christiahaynes1514

    Ай бұрын

    No, this came out before the Diddy fiasco. He was mocking a dance moves Diddy use to do back in the 90’s.

  • @Porks_TV

    @Porks_TV

    Ай бұрын

    @@christiahaynes1514 how you know how long he been raping people? Lol

  • @EdWatch-yx7hy
    @EdWatch-yx7hyАй бұрын

    Everybody haaates chriiiiis 😂😂😂 it's true

  • @DrunkComments
    @DrunkCommentsАй бұрын

    Puff tried to ensnare Chapelle as well😮 Chris Rock was impenetrable 😅😮

  • @tinathrower284
    @tinathrower284Ай бұрын

    Dave is still the greatest!

  • @annielue7252
    @annielue7252Ай бұрын

    Love you Dave. 🙏💕🤩

  • @Loriburnett
    @LoriburnettАй бұрын

    Love your jokes. Stick it to them!

  • @filmonteklay6372
    @filmonteklay6372Ай бұрын

    man you are hilarious😭🤣🤣

  • @josquinguity6429
    @josquinguity6429Ай бұрын

    I had been laughing since the beginning of the show 😂😂😂🎉🎉very funny! Love it!!😂😂😂

  • @tarecahubbard-holt1630
    @tarecahubbard-holt1630Ай бұрын

    Dave is a hoot and a holla. I know, I'm country. 😂😂😂😂

  • @davidthigpen7106
    @davidthigpen7106Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 he is too damn funny.

  • @dimitriwimbley4126
    @dimitriwimbley4126Ай бұрын

    Love me some Dave... His funny is TRuth in jokes

  • @bosimpson4521
    @bosimpson4521Ай бұрын

    The best Comedic story teller to ever grace the comedy stage.

  • @user-iw9yo9ul3o

    @user-iw9yo9ul3o

    Ай бұрын

    Agreed!!!

  • @kamaunjeri7562
    @kamaunjeri7562Ай бұрын

    Dave, you are such a great story teller🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @user-ce9mv4my4z
    @user-ce9mv4my4zАй бұрын

    HOW DID HE PASS SECURITY, FIRED ALL. THANK GOD YOU ARE SAFE. HAVE SECURITY IN THE FRONT STAGE NEXT SHOW

  • @houseparty8738

    @houseparty8738

    Ай бұрын

    Im so confused as well😮

  • @marklawrence76
    @marklawrence76Ай бұрын

    New Subscriber. Keep the videos coming

  • @amberdemayo6979
    @amberdemayo6979Ай бұрын

    Dave is without a doubt the GOAT and is probably gifted with the fact he's already been so successful that he can say the shit he wants and gets away with it which is how it should be anyway but unfortunately if your not in his position your getting cancelled for sure

  • @henrybutchy3242

    @henrybutchy3242

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah ... doing Lenny Bruce while I was a file clerk got me fired 7 times. Some people never learn.

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058Ай бұрын

    king of comedy

  • @jimmyintuitive

    @jimmyintuitive

    Ай бұрын

    Not really. He would be if he's supporting Trump. Katt is simply funnier.

  • @justthetruth3058

    @justthetruth3058

    Ай бұрын

    @@jimmyintuitive fuking npc

  • @zacharymorris2613

    @zacharymorris2613

    Ай бұрын

    @@jimmyintuitivethis is a silly comment. What does his political ideation have to do with his jokes. Trump is a loser

  • @jimmyintuitive

    @jimmyintuitive

    Ай бұрын

    @@zacharymorris2613 it's only silly because you genuinely don't like Trump. Not only do you not like Trump you are in denial or under a rock because Trump is winning. I never posted this thinking that Trump haters could relate. These days you can judge a lot by what someone thinks politically.

  • @lindahake1666

    @lindahake1666

    Ай бұрын

    He has TDS, bigly.

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mcАй бұрын

    😂🎉you guys 🤠 rock

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mcАй бұрын

    😂🎉you rock 😍

  • @JeremyIkner007
    @JeremyIkner007Ай бұрын

    Weirdly I got the same knife, bought it at a flea market years back and haven’t seen one like it until now unfortunately

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462Ай бұрын

    I saw Jamie Fox in the white cowboy hat. It's like Hey, who you think you are? That guy in the Jackie Chsn movies?

  • @darrylturner2611
    @darrylturner2611Ай бұрын

    Dave Chapelle is the best story teller of our generation!!

  • @ianrastall
    @ianrastallАй бұрын

    Well that P Diddy joke might have waited a few days...

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035Ай бұрын

    Comedy still Alive

  • @Eddemnity

    @Eddemnity

    Ай бұрын

    Will never die’

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamsonАй бұрын

    Can't live without you

  • @deerobins9086
    @deerobins9086Ай бұрын

    Love this man. Uk. Follower.

  • @donaldzinn2927
    @donaldzinn2927Ай бұрын

    I❤Dave As much as Red Fox 🫠🤣

  • @dennismorris7573
    @dennismorris7573Ай бұрын

    Pure comic genius., Dave Chappelle.

  • @daedalusjones4228
    @daedalusjones4228Ай бұрын

    Chapelle is the greatest storyteller and most commanding speaker out there.

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115Ай бұрын

    EXACTLY 💯 💯 💯

  • @gailzellner7373
    @gailzellner7373Ай бұрын

    Hes joking but l. did too It was something in the air... I too could feel it during the reign of Barack Obama...❤❤❤

  • @moorediane7831
    @moorediane7831Ай бұрын

    Love ya Chapelle from Oz.

  • @davidgriego278
    @davidgriego278Ай бұрын

    Chappele is the Man!!

  • @yonettethomas6270
    @yonettethomas6270Ай бұрын

    This guy is phenomenal.

  • @Minxyminx68
    @Minxyminx68Ай бұрын

    Isnt that "come join me in my watery grave" from Creepshow?? 😂 so many people probably never seen it, its an old movie series from 80s, Stephen King played in some of them, the one that quote sounds like was from the one where the guy burys the couple on the beach so the tide comes in n drowns them, n they come back from the dead for the guy n habe sea weed all over them n say that😂😂

  • @ryker6richard
    @ryker6richardАй бұрын

    You are the coolest funnyest man on the planet

  • @Ken-wu4cm
    @Ken-wu4cmАй бұрын

    I'm only 9 minutes in and I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @user-ze9ku1wq1r
    @user-ze9ku1wq1rАй бұрын

    I agree 👍

  • @American_Made
    @American_MadeАй бұрын

    Now we all gonna wonder who all knew what diddy was doin.

  • @thatbeme
    @thatbemeАй бұрын

    Dam$, you're funny. 😅

  • @brianlove6175
    @brianlove6175Ай бұрын

    Everybody hates Chris

  • @black_sheep_nation
    @black_sheep_nationАй бұрын

    The set-up GOAT

  • @donnswaby369
    @donnswaby369Ай бұрын

    love Chappelle! ...and who was that woman coloring horses at the end?

  • @ellenbruckermarshall4179
    @ellenbruckermarshall4179Ай бұрын

    “Nooow you have jokes?!?”

  • @melvinrice9078
    @melvinrice9078Ай бұрын

    Lol i saw the clip. You could hear dave back stage telling his boys to stomp the dude. It was hilarious. They messed that idiot up.

  • @ryanlee7895
    @ryanlee7895Ай бұрын

    I love the Japanese stuff at the end of this video

  • @stnkfngr6109

    @stnkfngr6109

    Ай бұрын

    Vietnamese

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115Ай бұрын

    ME TOOO ❤😂

  • @fredfloyd34
    @fredfloyd34Ай бұрын

    Fade juice in the hand...yeow...

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamsonАй бұрын

    Thats right 😮😊

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115Ай бұрын

    WHEATIES😂

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462Ай бұрын

    Thats Speedy Gonzalez Dave.

  • @rebeccawest9476
    @rebeccawest9476Ай бұрын

    GOAT

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462Ай бұрын

    Yeah Daphne understood them better than anyone.

  • @BankaiFever
    @BankaiFeverАй бұрын

    Lmao Diddy stopped him in front of the door

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462Ай бұрын

    I know, you've buffed up since then brother.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamsonАй бұрын

    That was a good on 😅

  • @anthonyclarke860
    @anthonyclarke860Ай бұрын

    Wow they showed the real Dave Chappelle in the Grey jacket and yellow to shirt

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamsonАй бұрын

    You will get paid .😅😅😅

  • @elijahpathfinder6204
    @elijahpathfinder6204Ай бұрын

    Good Morning David Chapelle Love this Obama Joke You are a Global Master Spiritual Social Political Awareness Scientist Comedian Keep Up The Good work In Jesus Christ Immanuel Admeem Name Blood Love Friendship ETC BE Blessed Every Second For Eternity Thanks 🙏👍👍....

  • @BubBub-yc8qm
    @BubBub-yc8qmАй бұрын

    He's such an intelligent guy with his comedy that it's hard to be offended by his delivery, unless you're just plain, old, or onery!

  • @ConspirHerSee
    @ConspirHerSeeАй бұрын

    Why is Dave the only one who can joke about the "Alphabet Gang" 🤣

  • @UnklSam39
    @UnklSam39Ай бұрын

    Thank you and you're welcome.

  • @JuYanLove
    @JuYanLoveАй бұрын

    What's with all the cuts in the middle of sentences? Come on now.

  • @megauser8512

    @megauser8512

    Ай бұрын

    I know right?!?

  • @IAmWithinEverything

    @IAmWithinEverything

    Ай бұрын

    StupidTube

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462Ай бұрын

    Dammit man. That's......messed up.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamsonАй бұрын

    I know that right

  • @lukasstronghood2692
    @lukasstronghood2692Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wallacejohnson6846
    @wallacejohnson6846Ай бұрын

    Come join me in watery grave, lol!

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462Ай бұрын

    The world is crazy. Down is up, up is down, guys are women and women are guys. And we gotta understand.

  • @odis-edgardavidsonthefamilyof
    @odis-edgardavidsonthefamilyofАй бұрын

    Don't forget about the tongue condoms

  • @SashiCat96
    @SashiCat96Ай бұрын

    OMG Mickey Mouse is Mexican🤣🤣🤣

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910Ай бұрын

    The best the illuminate can do a wendy williams on him

  • @sowhat3459
    @sowhat3459Ай бұрын

    Met a bunch of rotten bananas

  • @knkonwd3374
    @knkonwd3374Ай бұрын

    Who's the G.O.A.T. is debatable but Dave is Greatest of my time.

  • @juangallardo1981
    @juangallardo1981Ай бұрын

    Genius

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462Ай бұрын

    That was T J

  • @sackustwilight6957
    @sackustwilight6957Ай бұрын

    I bet Puffy got him.

  • @Hiiizenburg42
    @Hiiizenburg42Ай бұрын

    1:07:11 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462Ай бұрын

    I know, Bruce fucked me up.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamsonАй бұрын

    Thanks Jamie Foxx .😅

  • @user-cl5ov9dx5o
    @user-cl5ov9dx5oАй бұрын

    You stated correctly....BRUCE JENNER "WAS"

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058Ай бұрын

    just like

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