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@deshawnedwards6412

4 жыл бұрын

Review Steven Universe: The Movie, and invite AwestruckVox from The Roundtable.

@deshawnedwards6412

4 жыл бұрын

Review Barnyard (2006)

@sebastianbarela2165

4 жыл бұрын

Anything's possible during quarantine for example i watch the transformers movie.

@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser

4 жыл бұрын

Eh I didn't bother watching it.

@enahsoof2439

4 жыл бұрын

Could you review Barnyard(2006) or Shorts(2009)

That bit with Malcom was easily the creepiest funniest shit I've seen all day

@biggunz29xx

4 жыл бұрын

Lol i especially love how they froze frame on his creepy smile over sponsor ad.

@LinkAlien

4 жыл бұрын

That was the first time I've sat through the ad, lol!

@zetamangads

4 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so much that I mm dying of laughter idk why but I'm am.

@Gameact3

4 жыл бұрын

You can tell the madness from the quarantine becoming worse than the pandemic.

@louisduarte8763

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gameact3 For who, us or the cast of this show? That image will be burned into my mind for days.

Okay the Malcolm joke was hilarious. Thumbs up just for that.

@powerrangernerd8122

4 жыл бұрын

I personally think the fact that they had it drawn out so long and ACKNOWLEDGE it made it hilarious!!!

@tjbonnes4936

4 жыл бұрын

To paraphrase the Rocky and Bullwinkle review: 'I don't know how many more fourth walls we can break."

@JGM154

4 жыл бұрын

Malcolm as Denny from The Room. That is just priceless!

@gamerboy64

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely one of the better sponsored ads.

@tencents6

4 жыл бұрын

I swear Malcolm scares me now. LOL

Malcom: *stares* Me: *STARES STRONGER TO ASSERT DOMINANCE*

@DozingGreen-fz6rg

3 жыл бұрын

*staring intensifys

@DangerOctoYT

3 жыл бұрын

Me: stares at both of you so you disintegrate into ash.

@kobatroy3428

2 жыл бұрын

@@DangerOctoYT Medusa: Stares in all of your eyes and you all turn to stone.

@JoakimOtamaa

8 ай бұрын

​@@kobatroy3428Or you could say... rock hard.

Kevin Spacey's line delivery of "Krrryptonite!" is the best part of that movie.

Little did we all know, Lois' husband is really good friends with My Son, The Astronaut.

@wstine79

4 жыл бұрын

He's the best.

@aipom004

4 жыл бұрын

wow I was not expecting that reference here but I am 100% here for it!

@GumpsVideos

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@21700r

4 жыл бұрын

I literally laughed out loud, bravo

@BDLabs2

4 жыл бұрын

🕷

I love how Malcolm is interfering with the sponcership.

@babyblue_22

4 жыл бұрын

And I love that the sponsor let them do it!

@mallorywingate103

3 жыл бұрын

I know creepy, yet funny

@hoshiis7314

3 жыл бұрын

Sponsorship right?

@SpencerPEvans

3 жыл бұрын

It's very Andy Coffman! 😃

@toptenguy1

3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment before watching, and I was a bit disappointed that he wasn't in the legit youtube ads also. LOL

Say what you want, I'm glad Brandon Routh got to play Superman one more time. He was seriously underated as Superman.

@tokusaturider2559

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@SuperSonicWarrior93

Жыл бұрын

I would just like for him to have another Superman movie, as a side project separate from the main DC continuity, where he actually gets to fight Lex Luthor, instead of just getting his ass kicked by him, and his henchmen.

@anthonysalinas-candelero9978

10 ай бұрын

​@@SuperSonicWarrior93that or just have him face off Brainiac

@ahabduennschitz7670

7 ай бұрын

Beecause Brainiac would fit so well with the Donner Superman Movies, rigth? -.-@@anthonysalinas-candelero9978

@SirBarnieheimerVillainous

3 ай бұрын

Did he make that cameo in Arrowverse Crisis on Infinite Earths or the Flash

I think the best thing about this movie is the casting; Brandon as superman was perfect, say what you will about Kevin but I think he was a good Lex Luthor, and the rest of the supporting cast. Fun fact: Henry Cavill was in the running to play superman in this. Glad they waited 6 yrs to give him the part.

@jondrake1977

3 жыл бұрын

They actually looked like their comic book counterparts which is rare now.

@DTWX

3 жыл бұрын

Ironically, Amy Adams also auditioned for Lois Lane, both in Singers' movie AND the Brett Ratner concept. 😎

@kalebrod2823

3 жыл бұрын

@@DTWX I didn't know that. That is cool.

@anikmonette2140

3 жыл бұрын

I'll be 100% fair: this movie looks very good in almost every aspects, including the cast. What killed it for me was the script and pace. The dialogue wasn't the worst but jeez sometimes I felt bad for the actors: "it's not like the train set" was what killed my two remaining braincells and it was only the beginning! Sure, characters aren't sometimes portrayed as bright but the lines and decisions made by these people made me wish sometimes that they would die...

@yrenekurtz5268

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin Spacey is a great actor and his Luthor *should* have been great, but the version of the character in the movie is TERRIBLE, an angry troll who doesn't really does or says anything smart, wastes advanced alien tech on another harebrained real estate scam, and bonks an old woman to get back into business.

"Why is there a close up shot to her pearls" Cause Batman!

@slyfox2022

4 жыл бұрын

But her name is Catherine tho....so....nah

@Trikeboy2

4 жыл бұрын

At least in Batman stories there is a reason to focus on the pearls as it usually precedes his mom dying.

@anonymousdude8184

4 жыл бұрын

So you could SEA them better.

@axelriotwrestling

4 жыл бұрын

anonymous dude I SEA watcha did there! 😂

@anonymousdude8184

4 жыл бұрын

@@axelriotwrestling oh really are you shore

The Malcolm scary stare during the advert brake was really funny.

@SharpDesign

4 жыл бұрын

I had to look away to hear what he was talking about.

@Shenruss

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, dude, when he popped up, I'm there watching Critic and thinking "Where's the gun?".... but _then_ I remember this is _not_ exactly time for _that_ kind of humor period, and it goes off like "Riiiiiiight.... this comedy show is _nowhere near_ as inappropriate and tone-def as the 'leader' of the US right now... too much class for that joke..."

@Sireannon

4 жыл бұрын

It was amazing

@Intialdragonr

4 жыл бұрын

It’s like a good creepypasta where it gets into your skin.

@Codraroll

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the dialogue lifted right from The Room.

God bless James Marsden. He always gets screwed, at least, in every movie I’ve ever seen him in.

@DmanDice

2 жыл бұрын

Even on Westworld

@Sphiinxs

2 жыл бұрын

well there's one exception, *cough cough* sonic

@SweetGem97

2 жыл бұрын

Enchanted? X-Men? Hairspray?

@ahabduennschitz7670

2 жыл бұрын

@@SweetGem97 Carrots? Batterys? Lunch Break?

@gregorymelissinos337

2 жыл бұрын

30 rock?

The sad thing is, that Malcom/Room scene is fundamentally better acted than it is in the movie with a $3 million budget.

@Ugly_German_Truths

2 жыл бұрын

wasn't the SR budget 204 million? Or are you tearing me apart?

@Emberilliance

8 ай бұрын

@@Ugly_German_Truths The Room is the one with the $3 million budget. I know, hard to believe it cost THAT much.

"Why did I need to know she wears pearls?" Well obviously it was to set up Batman in the next movie.

@Howard_T_Duck

4 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I thought!

@garymiller6742

4 жыл бұрын

MARTHA!!!!!

@adey126

4 жыл бұрын

So no one else in the whole city wears pearls but Martha Wayne? That's just dumb

@Revstarallstar

4 жыл бұрын

@@adey126 this whole comment section except ur comment is dumb

@TrufanNW

4 жыл бұрын

@@adey126 You right. Especially since no one else has the name Martha. I kid of course, all in harmless fun.

Let's be honest here: the best part of this movie was Kevin Spacey screaming "WRONG!"

@eddieolshefski6467

4 жыл бұрын

Still is the best part.

@Official_Rockandrolla_98

4 жыл бұрын

RIGHT!

@seanpatrickcain2

4 жыл бұрын

'Nuff said

@darthsombra2102

4 жыл бұрын

Well, you are not WRONG about that.

@zydrakeshogun

4 жыл бұрын

Damn straight.

You forgot to mention that the "dying old millionaire" is Noel Neill - Lois Lane from the original 1940s serials and the 50s TV show!

@spiceweasle3945

4 жыл бұрын

And im sure the "must be tough coming back" barman was also Jimmy Olsen from the original TV series.

@Trija204

4 жыл бұрын

Wow!

@questworldiangreenknight7455

4 жыл бұрын

That’s wrong on so many levels

@grumpyoldman3458

3 жыл бұрын

Mind. Blown.

@kimifw58

3 жыл бұрын

Random. They couldn't cast her as Lois's mom?

I think it's great that the Rebirth Superman comics actually bothered to explore Superman as a father to his son. They're really heartfelt and surprisingly (and ironically) down to earth

@diegojose4173

Жыл бұрын

Then Michael Bendis came, didn't want to write a married Superman with a son, so he separated Clark and Lois and aged up Jonathan Kent to young adulthood, made him a MLM person, and thus ended ruining the entire family dynamic.

god damn that creepy Malcolm skit was seriously kind of terrifying

@FGH9G

4 жыл бұрын

And the worst part is, it really overstayed its welcome. And the fact that it was in the same video where Critic was complaining that some scenes dragged on unnecessarily made it all the more cringy. Just my opinion.

@geschnitztekiste4111

4 жыл бұрын

@@FGH9G that's why it was genius

@FGH9G

4 жыл бұрын

@Geschnitzte Kiste I sort of get what he was going for, but I felt like it was ramming the point home too much. Just a bit excessive is all.

@esavalila576

4 жыл бұрын

@@FGH9G But not hypocritical like ya seem to think, lol

@FGH9G

4 жыл бұрын

Ok maybe not hypocritical lol but I don't think the joke was integrated very well imo. Just my 2 cents.

I turned my phone off and Malcom was STILL staring at me *update* so many likes! Thanks everyone!

@lllightskindude

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@thescreenslaver8520

3 жыл бұрын

I closed my eyes and he was still staring at me.

@RandomRon005

3 жыл бұрын

@@thescreenslaver8520 I fell asleep and he was in my dreams still staring at me.

@thescreenslaver8520

3 жыл бұрын

@@RandomRon005 HOW DO WE STOP THIS!!!!?????!!!??

@luongmaihunggia

3 жыл бұрын

I died and in the afterlife he was still staring at me

Someone in my movie theater let out a bloodcurdling scream when the bullet hit Superman’s eye 😂

@sebastianemond5313

3 жыл бұрын

So did the guy playing Superman in Epic Movie.

@Mogget01

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a shot that’s too good for the movie it’s in.

@anikmonette2140

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, this person was a tad hypersensitive.

@DeRockMedia

3 ай бұрын

@@sebastianemond5313 when i think Superman Returns, I have that awful EPic Movie scene living rent free in my head and i hate that

@sebastianemond5313

3 ай бұрын

@@DeRockMedia 😆😅My condolences.

“Hey remember that reboot where they killed Superman’s kid and Lois” oh man I love injustice.

@autumbreeze1129

4 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly when he said that 😂

@vishall8246

4 жыл бұрын

Arc redemption I like that elseworlds storyline remember it's not main Canon superman that would turn evil if lois died he instead would become kingdom come .

@MugdhaMahdiShams

4 жыл бұрын

@@vishall8246 Maybe, but you have to consider a bunch of other factors. In Kingdom Come, Joker just gassed and killed Lois and his friends at the Daily Planet. He's depressed that he couldn't save them, but it's not enough to break him. In Injustice, Lois was pregnant with his kid, and Joker didn't just kill Lois, he made Superman snuff her and the kid's lives out with his own hands, as well as the entirety of Metropolis. That shit is way above and beyond levels of extreme, kingdom come lois's death doesn't even compare.

@vincentmarcellino7183

4 жыл бұрын

And he guts Joker with his bare hands in a blind fury and later kills Shazam, a 12 year old, by lasering through his head. Shit was hardcore!

@DDarkestKnight

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhh I thought you meant Crisis on infinite Earths

The “pearls” shot establishes that the woman is Martha Wayne.... Marthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

@Demon666x3

4 жыл бұрын

Batman: why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?!

@rilluma

4 жыл бұрын

@@Demon666x3 xD

@Jeffrey18O

4 жыл бұрын

MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@johans3164

4 жыл бұрын

you guys simply dont understand the COMPLEXITY of that scene. MARTHA line is lot more complex than all of christopher nolan movies (sarcasm btw)

@blondieYorkie

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes...a relic of WeeWorld.

One of the best casting decisions in this was Brandon Routh as he looks more like his comic book counterpart than what Henry Cavill does. The sad thing is they didn't really give him much dialogue when he was Superman. One of the better things about the 1978 motion picture was the conversations between the man of steel and Lois. Particularly the interview in her apartment. There was nothing like that in Superman Returns.

That creepy malcolm joke is probably your most hilarious bit I've seen on your channel in while

26:57 "Remember that Superman reboot where they killed his son as well as Lois?!" Yeah, it's called Injustice.

@metadaneholtzman7816

4 жыл бұрын

Just about to say that as well. Great, now I wanna see the Critic review Injustice with Linkara and Joe.

@Jeffrey18O

4 жыл бұрын

The ghost of joker is laughing in his grave

@donb7519

4 жыл бұрын

@@metadaneholtzman7816 thats sadly almost never gonna happen now

@KaiKrimson56

4 жыл бұрын

@@donb7519 Why not?

@videogamer678

4 жыл бұрын

@@KaiKrimson56 Channel Awesome is basically dead in terms of variety; after the document that exposed all the bullshit going on behind the scenes (their manager being the main evil) everyone who worked there left in droves; Linkara, Angry Joe, Cinema Snob, etc. Some of them claim that they wanted more creative freedoms so they split off from CA, but the writing was on the wall. It's clear they left due to the controversy. All that's left is NC and his misc skit friends with occasional input from other creators.

Malcolm looking at me for almost 3 minutes is probably the creepiest thing I’ve experienced

@FGH9G

4 жыл бұрын

Not only that, I felt like it was a great example of ramming a point home too much. I was like Ok we get it, the Superman X ray scenes are creepy, we get the point. And the worst part is, that joke/gag came right after Critic complaining about scenes in this movie dragging for too long. Oh the irony....or hypocrisy haha

@esavalila576

4 жыл бұрын

@@FGH9G orrr...he dragged it out right after saying that..as part of the joke!? That cross your mind? ;)

@557deadpool

4 жыл бұрын

@@FGH9G it's literally not even close to the same thing

@FGH9G

4 жыл бұрын

@Esa Välilä Maybe ;) But i still dont think the joke was integrated very well 😂😂 It sort of reminds me of Critic's mental breakdown/rant in the beginning of his review for Scooby Doo back in 2012 *shudder*

@esavalila576

4 жыл бұрын

@@FGH9G oookaayy.. ;O

"Superman Returns plays it too safe." Superman returns: POMERANIAN CANNIBALISM

The biggest tragedy of this is the best possible Superman actor never getting a role again

@dailyplanet354

4 жыл бұрын

Henry Cavill? I think he may be back.

@ezelfrancisco1349

4 жыл бұрын

If you're reffering to Brandon, he would eventually be casted as Ray Palmer in Arrow and return to being Superman in Crisis If you're reffering to Tom Welling, he would be casted as Cain in Lucifer and also come back as Superman

@Kazeromaru

3 жыл бұрын

@@ezelfrancisco1349 Well more like came back, betrayed e verything about his character by giving up his powers when the world needs him for his own selfishness. Leaving his children defenseless if another super villain shows up and he can't protect them. Hears the multiverse is collapsing and will destroy all sentient life, laughs at it, then goes to see what his rugrats painted on the wall. Yep, he came back alright. As Selfishman. Now, get this, heres how it should've went down. Tom Wellings Supes hears about the multiverse collapsing, asks if there's anyone else on it and is told that there's a whole group of people. He tells them that he must protect his own home as there's some disaster going on and he has to stay there to deal with it. Let's say Darkseid is back and has taken over the world, he can't just leave that because of the multiverse, if he does people will definitely die whereas if he lets the other heroes handle it, they could very well succeed while him staying behind could make sure no one else suffers while he's out saving the rest of them. He says he cannot help because of this and everyone understands, we can still do the Lex Luthor part but just say maybe he built up a tolerance to Kryptonite after being on earth for so long and being exposed to Kryptonite over and over, Lex has to run back to Charlie and live in his lakehouse afterwards. THERE, character saved. But instead we got what we got because Tom Welling was tired of everyone asking him to be Superman again and he just wanted to be done with it. Plus it was a neat little paycheck. Face it, Tom Welling hated the role, hated us and wanted to be free of it.

@mayotango1317

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kazeromaru I watch the show and that was so in character. Clark was selfish in that show, he never want to be a savior.

@NotARevenant

3 жыл бұрын

Christopher Reeve is long dead.

"You sure we didn't put on Brightburn Returns?" easily my favorite joke in this review

@Axterix13

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking more "The Boys" myself.

@anonymousdude8184

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes. Nice

@jjj9640

4 жыл бұрын

Superman returns? When did he leave?

@MrSuperbeast92

4 жыл бұрын

@@jjj9640 offscreen. Like how all the action went. x,D

"this video brought to you by hello fresh" BUT HOW WILL I GET STAMPS NOW?

@Demigod_3scrub

4 жыл бұрын

STAMPS LOL

@mv9370

4 жыл бұрын

With AUDIBLE! Audible of course standing for: Amish Ukulele Distributed In Brooklyn, Lord Elon

@DarthRushy

4 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for that compilation video of all of his Stamps commercials lol

@jordanriver722

4 жыл бұрын

Silence!

@HeilRay

4 жыл бұрын

STAMPS.com

The drawn out joke really gave me time to appreciate how much Malcom’s hair has grown and styled

He does have the same look and "feel" of Christopher Reeve's superman

NC: “Fuck that noise he’s lifting a rock! Wooo! A rock!” Killer Croc: “It was a big rock.”

I didn't fall asleep during the movie. But more importantly: I can still feel Malcolm's teeth staring into my soul.

I didn't even realize that superman doesn't even throw a punch in this that's insane

Was hoping for a "crrYPtonite!" & "rrRheumatism!" crossover.

@SonicGirlsGeek

3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping he'd show any clip with Rumpelstiltskin from ouat lol

Okay, but "American Toy Story" would be terrifying beyond words.

@blakeadamson1576

4 жыл бұрын

In a good way or a bad way?

@dmichand5191

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@KaiKrimson56

4 жыл бұрын

Terrifying for the toys or the victims?

@portiada

4 жыл бұрын

All of the above (good, bad, toys, and humans).

@KRAPYBARA84

4 жыл бұрын

It would totally just be Puppet Master directed by Ryan Murphy. I'm here for it tbh

Lois: He’s a pilot and loves horror movies. Guy: I also have a brother. He’s an astronaut.

@Penguinmanereikel

4 жыл бұрын

Ahem. J. Jonah Jameson: My son, the astronaut

@robbieking4070

4 жыл бұрын

@@Penguinmanereikel Guy: Yes, Dad, I know he's your favourite.

@Stardust_7273

4 жыл бұрын

gottfer Lol 😆 me too

@Hj-ci9iu

4 жыл бұрын

And his girlfriend she's a bitch

@Seanatonin

4 жыл бұрын

J. Jonah Jameson: I have a son. He's an astronaut and I hate Spiderman.

Then The recent multiverse event happens and Brandon Routh is finally humanized AND gives a huge cheesy late 80's smile at the camera to make up for all of it.

Surely Doug is going to include that classic meme of Luthor in this movie. I'm sure it's coming u- WROOOONG!!

What I find truly tragic is that Brandon Routh was a pretty good casting for Clark Kent/Superman. It's a shame there wasn't a good story behind him. So basically the 80's Supergirl movie doesn't exist either. I mean...if the Routh Superman had found Argo City and was covering it up that he has a Super cousin it would have explained his absence quite nicely.

@tyrant-den884

4 жыл бұрын

So glad he got a briefly better story in CW's Crisis in Infinite Earths. To bad the Smallville guy didn't.

@uglyguy2519

4 жыл бұрын

You know, that idea of him finding Argo City felt like a big wasted opportunity to me at first, because you are right about it being a good explanation. But then I remembered that would make the Supergirl movie canon... The price to pay was too big, wasn't it?

@shindari

4 жыл бұрын

@@uglyguy2519 The "Supergirl" movie was still superior to this schlock, so... what damage would there have actually been?

@thomasraines1396

4 жыл бұрын

Tyrant-Den his existence was nothing more then a glorified cameo, really unfortunate as meant to a combination of Kingdom Come Superman and Reeves.

@luorsimiliar

4 жыл бұрын

you know there's an even worse comic book movie starring Routh as the main character? luckily or not it isn't paricularly easy to remember but unfortunately for me i saw it, and reaaded the comics too... Dylan dog death of night is like dragon ball evolution but this time almost nobody has ever watched dragon ball to begin with, rather than just the movie director

I bet Malcolm was actually staring and not freeze framed

@legiongamerworkbruhben6058

4 жыл бұрын

oof xd

@khaloudahammoud5037

4 жыл бұрын

Lol man

@commandercaptain4664

4 жыл бұрын

Legend has it Kubrick was inspired by the Malcolm Face.

@xXtherubixcube7Xx

3 жыл бұрын

I know it’s like a trick to the eye but when you glance away and look back it’s looked like he’s breathing. 😆

I love how Lex completely ignores the fact that Canada and Mexico would be underwater and just mentions the US.

@lucarod8877

2 жыл бұрын

And eventually, if I remember correctly, great part of South America would be under water too.

@RitsychServare

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr?! How DARE they leave out the most significantly important countries that border the greater-than-all US of A! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

This was the first movie I ever saw in the movie theater when I was a kid. As a kid, I loved Superman! Watched the old cartoons, had the action figures, read some of the comics, etc. When I was 5 years old, I went to the movie theater for the first time with my dad and we saw Superman Returns on the big screen. I was so blown away by that movie, loved it so much. I re-watched it before I watched this video and I think it’s still pretty good in my opinion all these years later.

If the commercial Malcolm blinked, it would have been even more super creepy.

Superman returns: the sequel nobody talks about.

@chasehedges6775

4 жыл бұрын

Superman Returns: Oh, yeah, this happened.

@JackMensahBonsu

4 жыл бұрын

Because its inaccurate.

@-Anonymous-.

4 жыл бұрын

It’s better than justice league 🤣🤣 (pre snyder cut)

@eddieolshefski6467

4 жыл бұрын

Superman Returns: And I thought Superman 4 was bad.

@BugsyFoga

4 жыл бұрын

@@eddieolshefski6467 I actually like Superman returns

NC: was Lois lane super girl and we never knew it? Me: let me just write that down in case I get a job at dc

@kimifw58

3 жыл бұрын

Surprise incest would unfortunately be an improvement on DC's recent Superman stories.

@anthonydeadman

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, you know what people would be saying if that were actually a thing? "Oh god DC is ripping off Spider-Man by using a love interest of the protagonist to be a different version of Superman (or Supergirl in this case)" Because y'know Gwen Stacy from a parallel universe is Spider-Man and she's pretty popular these days. So it feels like people would just jump straight into that logic from the get go.

Was I the only one who felt Lex's girlfriend had a Harley Quinn feel with less crazy like Harley's sane twin

@TonyBolagnAe

4 жыл бұрын

Miss tessMOCKER

The outtake at the end with your cat interrupting was so cute.

@mallorywingate103

3 жыл бұрын

I know

@2Scribble

3 жыл бұрын

I HALP! I HALP!!

"Apparently were in American Toy Story now" ...actually. I'd totally watch that.

@JDWalker495

4 жыл бұрын

I bet Sid would be the main character

@anubusx

4 жыл бұрын

I want that to!!!

@gracekim25

4 жыл бұрын

We’re

@gaminganimators7000

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@autumbreeze1129

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

I'm willing to bet if they had continued this series that kid would have been the first Brightburn.

I can't close my eyes without seeing Malcolm staring at me. My soul has been scarred for all eternity.

Here's how the movie should've started: Superman is at his peak. He's loved by everyone, Lex is in prison, he's married to Lois and has a son. Whilst he's out flying, then comes the announcement that Krypton survivors may have been spotted. He's filled with emotion and doesn't think what he's hearing through. He instantly leaves. We get a shot of Lex laughing when he finds out Superman left then boom, title card. This creates the idea to the audience that Luthor has been planning this whole thing. When he returns to Earth, he's hated by everyone. Lex is out, has become loved by the city. Where there once was a statue of Superman, there exists now one of Lex. Lex is now trying to manipulate Superman's son to join his side. Make it personal. Put the blame on Superman. Male him feel responsible. Actually kill off Lois to hammer it home. That superman leaving screwed everyone over. Also, you can include that his mother died during those 5 years he was away. Really get to him.

@srstriker6420

4 жыл бұрын

Jordthe destro1 yeah or maybe have Brainiac download his mind in superman’s son’s body

@difference3maker36

4 жыл бұрын

SR Striker that’s a great idea I would have preferred Brainiac

@srstriker6420

4 жыл бұрын

Difference3 Maker well you should see the Cancelled superman returns sequel

@blakeadamson1576

4 жыл бұрын

That's actually not a bad movie idea. Though it might be more interesting if Superman confronted Lex, who smugly reveals that he didn't do anything; people felt betrayed by Superman leaving and lost hope in him ever returning. Essentially, there's no-one to blame for the city turning against Superman. Clark made a mistake and is paying for it. Lex just took advantage of the situation.

@Jeffrey18O

4 жыл бұрын

I get funding for that

"The appeals court called superman as a witness and--" that's not how appellate courts work!

@blankblank1284

4 жыл бұрын

@@oliviarogers3559 While witness tesimony is used as evidence, it is seen as lesser than DNA, objects (such as murder weapons), film or images, self-conviction. etc. Many Lawyers praise My Cousin Vinny for it being very accurate to the court system, and they needed more than simoly witness testimony.

@TwistedSynn

4 жыл бұрын

@@oliviarogers3559 most witness testimonies, are not very reliable that's why their usually followed up by evidence, making the testimony just extra back up to confirm the evidence. In the past they relied way to much on witness testimonies which lead to false imprisonments and dead witness's.

@ginger0215

4 жыл бұрын

For clarifications, appellate courts review what a trial court did through the written records. They don't call witnesses because that was the trial court's job.

@dannyhargreaves1326

4 жыл бұрын

Or should you say "WRONG!"

@seleenshadowpaw3012

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't there a procedure for even appellate courts to call in a witness to testify on evidence or proceedings that were found to be unclear without further explanation after the fact?

Actually, there would be a discrepancy if S3&4 was cannon. In S3, Clark's mom, Martha Kent had passed at that point & in SR Mrs. Kent is now alive.

I could see luthor imagining the models scream at his evil. If they emphasized he was imagining it, it would work better

The best thing about the movie was Brandon Routh getting a chance 13 years later to actually get Superman right.

“Starting off the dark knight with” *He was dressed like a bat* Nah, they feel the need to constantly re-murder his parents for us.

@sarasamaletdin4574

4 жыл бұрын

Well kids are the target audience and they really would not know (and there is always new audiences anyway, expecially in other countries) so I don’t know why people are suprised this needs to be explained again.

@JoakimOtamaa

8 ай бұрын

​@@sarasamaletdin4574Well Spider-Man in MCU didn't show us Uncle Ben dying again and it worked.

I actually enjoyed this movie. No one beats Christopher Reeve, though.

@spittinvenom9671

3 жыл бұрын

No one

@katemaloney4296

2 жыл бұрын

I watched it twice on the big screen. I like it, despite I felt that I was on step ahead of the writers.

I literally cried laughing during the entire sponsorship 😂😂😂

"Why do I still feel like I'm being watched?" -Some guy in a KZread video.

@z3poXP

4 жыл бұрын

This is what heroes do.....

@bigevil1001

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair he isn’t being watched when he does the recording. He’s only watched after he uploads the video onto KZread.

@stevensteviepryde5888

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigevil1001 fair point

Things I actually do like: * Lois' husband is actually heroic and likeable. He's not just a plotpoint to be overcome by Superman. *Which leads me to the next part of Superman and Lois not getting back together. Shows that not all relationships are that uncomplicated. *Floating in space, hearing the whole planet. Great shot

@reidtanner5978

4 жыл бұрын

You also forgot about one thing that I think may like about superman returns. And that was ignoring 3 and 4.

@privatewalnut6091

4 жыл бұрын

I actually really like the shot of the bullet hitting his eye

@parkpunk2

4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite moments was being recharged by the sun towards the end. Very powerful.

@ScrubNigel

4 жыл бұрын

@@privatewalnut6091 Yeah, that was also a cool scene. Same with catching the airplane. But that is pretty much all the action this movie offers.

@srstriker6420

4 жыл бұрын

NjA yeah because he never struggled like Peter Parker in Spider-Man 2

I remember watching this movie thinking “This is more boring then trying to understand math”

@mutt9779

3 жыл бұрын

I remember just looking for people's cell phones to get an idea for what time range it was in(couldn't tell if it was a fictional future, or past oooorrr.... dunno, didn't see a single phone in the film, actually recall watching twice thinking "surely i missed one at some point?" But nope, none, so it *could* technically be any universe where cell phones don't exist? Idk it sucks and was impossible to follow if you mistook it as a stand alone, which most did) Edit: And apparently I missed a kid pointing a camera flip phone directly in a scene. Must have fell asleep everytime I watched it, not only did I sleep, I totally forgot that I missed anything. That's gotta say SOMETHING.

@JamesASharp

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. Boring indeed.

@NeoConnor1

2 ай бұрын

I rather watch this than learn math.

That Malcolm stare thing was legitimately freaking me out. Top tier ad break.

I’ll say this, Kevin Spacey was a better Lex than Jesse Eisenberg.

@blakeadamson1576

4 жыл бұрын

I can't agree with that. Spacey's Lex feels kind of neutered to me. It's like after every first take in this movie, Singer took Spacey aside and said "Kevin, I think you should maybe tone it back a bit." There are good moments for sure, but Spacey's Luthor has the same problem as Gene Hackman's: the director got the perfect guy for the job and didn't let him do his thing. At least Zack Snyder let Jesse Eisenberg go apeshit and make his Luthor memorable and unique as opposed to just being a comedic foil for Superman.

@benwasserman8223

4 жыл бұрын

StarKiller 56 And yet somehow both pale in comparison to Jon Cryer on Supergirl. I am not kidding there.

@blakeadamson1576

4 жыл бұрын

@@benwasserman8223 I've seen Cryer's Lex Luthor. And that's a case of an interesting performance being brought down by a mediocre show. The direction writing and editing make his performance father pedestrian. You almost have to take your time in writing Lex Luthor and deciding what you want to do with the character. He's definitely allowed more leeway than Spacey or Hackman, but it's still a little too safe for my tastes.

@benwasserman8223

4 жыл бұрын

@@blakeadamson1576 Idk everyone who's loved the show thinks Cryer is fantastic. And he gets the manipulative chess master persona in a way only Clancy Brown's version understands.

@moviebuffshatto7375

4 жыл бұрын

Any Actor Portraying Lex Luthor is Better than Jesse Eisenberg Portraying Lex Luthor

Ok that Malcom part being creepy and was being in the sponsor the entire time I couldn't stop laughing 😆

@nCaveman1

4 жыл бұрын

Finally just realized it was a parody of that one scene from the room

@AndreNitroX

4 жыл бұрын

He’s still watching 👁

Parker Posey being in this film annoys me because she could have been the perfect Lois Lane in this film opposite Brandon Routh’s Clark Kent, she has the looks of Lois and has the perfect personality and she just has a personality in general heck James Marsden being in this film annoys me as he could have been a great Superman however I am so glad Routh got the role except I’m annoyed he didn’t get to do more as he is perfect casting Superman’s son in this film should have been a clone made by Lex Luthor after having visited the Fortress of Solitude

@rogue7723

3 жыл бұрын

I was _soo_ thinking how Marsden should've been Superman. He has the looks, goodness and dedication to saving people.

@sebastianemond5313

3 ай бұрын

Even the video game of Superman Returns had a better plot; the graphics by EA were terrible, but at least Superman got to go up against villains like Mongul, Bizarro, Riot, Mxyzptlk, a giant Metallo. Why not make Metallo a villain in this Donnorverse Superman movie? Or Mongul? If Superman's gonna lift something big out of Earth's atmosphere, at least make it the War World! There is so much potential, but Singer just rehashed the '78 plot.

@sebastianemond5313

3 ай бұрын

​​@@rogue7723 Maybe Singer was worried Marsden's would sing to Lois. 🎵😄I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss!🎵

25:52 “Krrrrrrrryptonite!”

I wasn’t expecting to see a review of this but I’m glad we’re getting it

@dvader1342

4 жыл бұрын

“A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.” -The Senate, 1999

@MandleRoss

4 жыл бұрын

Are you saying it's the review we deserved, but not the one we needed?

@Thatonegirl989

4 жыл бұрын

ManDevil yes lol

@jesquivias098

4 жыл бұрын

I was supries that he didnt refences crisis on infinte earths

@gianinabadami5341

4 жыл бұрын

I actually had a moment think he did do one. Guess I confused the mentioning of the movie in the Superman IV review

*"Why the world doesn't need Superman"* *Because Batman is hotter* *-Lois Lane*

@jbcatz5

4 жыл бұрын

Lois was attracted to Bruce Wayne in Superman TAS.

@DeathGodRiku

4 жыл бұрын

DCAU Lois disagrees

@Cobra-Commander83

4 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine the second Bruce found out Clark left, he started asking Lois out on a date.

@milmil5350

4 жыл бұрын

Oh sheet 🔥 👏

@Batmandarknitexx

4 жыл бұрын

I approve.... I have spoken

I swear to god malcom blinks when he’s not looking at you...

I’d love to see you tackle Smallville sometimes for its brilliance and cheesy fun. That did a better job of exploring Superman.

Never once did I think I would see a "The Room" joke in a Superman review

@johnjsal

4 жыл бұрын

Where was that?

@Jeffrey18O

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hi mark

@jazzvee3609

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnjsal when critic and Tamara are trying to get Malcolm to go away, they repeat the lines where Johnny and Lisa are trying to get Denny out of their bedroom

I always feel like, Malcolm is watching me. And I ain't got no privacy. Oh, whoa oh.

@Hunterdelyx1

4 жыл бұрын

TRY EXPRESS VPN **sounds of native integration**

@AndreNitroX

4 жыл бұрын

When I’m in the shower I’m afraid to wash my hair, since Malcolm might be standing there

@Dargonhuman

4 жыл бұрын

He can watch all he wants, cause he's about to see some kinky fetish shit even he doesn't want to know about. *opens private window and unzips pants*

Brandon Routh made a great Superman IMHO, however “Superman Returns” was a bit of a snooze. Personally, I loved Routh in “Scott Pilgrim v.s. the a World” as the vegan with vegan superpowers.

@anubusx

4 жыл бұрын

He is great in Legends.

23:34 So I guess the kid follows Gohan logic with his Superman powers.

ok y'all were C-O-M-M-I-T-E-D to that malcolm joke, and i am HERE for it XD

@danieljohnson1679

4 жыл бұрын

I was laughing and looking over my shoulder at the same time.

I think we can all agree that Malcolm stole the show. 😆

@tyrant-den884

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, he made us all forget what Tamara was doing when Doug interrupted her.

@elangelazrael

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyrant-den884 thats what heroes do :D

@tyrant-den884

4 жыл бұрын

@@elangelazrael only villains make us forget dildos.

Tamara at 16:25 a QUEEN

23:05 It's "Heart and Soul", not "Chopsticks"

"Master of Comic Book movies..... at the time" That was not even a picture of Sam Raimi.

@Demigod_3scrub

4 жыл бұрын

Woulda love to see his take on it..

16:41 that “The room” reference was gold🤣

@MattsySwag

4 жыл бұрын

I KNEW IT

@justincruz5720

4 жыл бұрын

Hi, Denny!

@Howard_T_Duck

4 жыл бұрын

You look cute today...can I kiss you

17:30 - Hey look, it's Malcolm in the Middle ...of the screen

I know I'm late on this but the part where superman was listening to all the cries should have had the sounds of the cop cars showing up, the bank being assaulted and soon. Even if it's at the same desibells as the rest of them, it would have been not only a cool thing for those who noticed, it adds to the realism.

@zhengyingli

3 жыл бұрын

I think Batman v Superman took that into account. It took quite a while for Superman to reach Lois after Jimmy got shot.

@dmdragonlord8209

3 жыл бұрын

zhengyingli yes they did. But that bit was made by a director who knew how to add drama and suspense without showing it. This director only showed the characters intent.

I remember going to see this in theaters, and everyone was more excited at the new Harry Potter trailer than the movie

@motor4X4kombat

4 жыл бұрын

Which one?

@AceTheSkylord

4 жыл бұрын

@@motor4X4kombat Well since Superman Returns released in 2006, I'm guessing that was Order Of The Phoenix which released in 2007

@nolabratteig988

4 жыл бұрын

No it was goblet of fire if it was in theaters

@DrewSwansoncinema23

4 жыл бұрын

nola bratteig Overload 25 is probably referring to The Order of the Phoenix teaser. There was never a time Warner Bros. didn’t re-release Goblet of Fire.

@jaketheberge1970

4 жыл бұрын

I was more excited for Pirates Of The Caribbean 2, it came out at the same time.

Granted it's been a long time since I've seen the movie, but I just love how Clark and Superman disappear at the same time and return at the same time and no one mentions it. Plus when Superman is in his coma, no one's asking where Clark is. Hell at least Dawn of Justice said Clark died in the attacks after SM was killed.

@lookingforlove839

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, I don't know what to say to you. I mean, do you expect these people to notice that, when they were fooled by his masterful disguise of "Clark Kent" ?

30:49 read comics. Why doesn’t anyone try it for once. Superman IS a father in the comics WITH a super kid.

@joshmoats7981

4 жыл бұрын

His kid wasn't canon....it was a off shoot alternate Earth storyline...Earth 154(Batman also had a son too). Both also were Computer Simulations in Superman 154s Fortress of Solitude and not real even on Earth 154. "The Super-Sons eventually learned that their whole existence was a lie and that they were merely a computer simulation from one of Superman's computers in the Fortress of Solitude. " As for the other son Superman supposedly has he wasn't created until 2016 so most of us don't consider him legit. All comics post 2005 are terrible.

@rigo_ad9317

4 жыл бұрын

Josh Moats wdym... your saying that the one created in 2016 is legit right. His name is Jonathan. But then you said that the super sons aren’t legit. BUT JONATHAN IS IN THE SUPER SONS. And Damien is legit. I haven’t read the most RECENT comic for Batman or Superman, but that’s like the last 2 or 3 issues. I don’t think that much has changed in 3 issues. But I did read the latest super sons, and Damien and Jonathan are canon. They are canon in the rebirth continuity. I don’t know what your talking about. He’s also in doomsday clock, and was in the most recent action comics and Superman issues. He went with his grandpa Gor-el in a quest in space and came back like 7 years older. But I’m pretty sure all of that is canon. I’m up to date with Superman stories, and I’m pretty sure one of the most recent is him revealing his identity to the world. If that’s the case, then Jonathan Kent is canon as Superman’s son.

@joshmoats7981

4 жыл бұрын

@@rigo_ad9317 Neither are legit..re-read the comment and the Super Sons were a part of a simulation. Jonathan Kent was created in 2015 so no he is NOT canon. Even Damian Wayne is a nonsense character created less than 15 years ago Both Batman and Superman were created in late 1930s. Damien Wayne is a creation of a lazy comic writer who couldn't actually create an original character(for all intents and purposes he was a straight ripoff of Robin) just with a different name and suit. There is a reason no writer ever gave Batman or Superman sons during their first 70 years. As I said previously any and all characters and changes post 2005 in comics is trash which nobody enjoys. It also coincides with a HUGEEEEEEE drop in comic sales.

@mikesmith145

3 жыл бұрын

Josh Moats speak for yourself you don’t get to decide what’s canon or not

28:57 Lex Luthor is going insane in this moment this will definitely Leeds him to Arkham Asylum.

Superman Returns: the movie where Superman doesn't fight anyone and is a deadbeat dad

@jamaali2358

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like a hit

@MyJourneyConcludes

4 жыл бұрын

@Eric Sledge Shit game for a shit movie

@Ol_Lochy

4 жыл бұрын

Dude he didn’t fight anyone in the original movie

@dailyplanet354

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ol_Lochy No, but as the Critic said, he did interact with the people in the original movie, he had a great chemistry with Lois, Lois was funny and Christopher Reeves gave an upbeat, charismatic performance. It's as if Brian Singer asked Kate and Brandon to act the whole film as a pair of marble statues, but even more bland.

@MarioBario

4 жыл бұрын

Deadbeat dad and creepier stalker

Oddly enough, the first time I saw this was on a date with a girl who had never known any Superman lore whatsoever. So I guess some people did come into this needing that opening text. Side note: she’s now the biggest Superman nerd I know, so this movie did its job right on some level.

@soubhagyanayak3098

4 жыл бұрын

Cool to know. From needing the opening text to biggest Superman nerd. That's quite a change. Loved the comment as Superman happens to be my favorite character. I wonder what her opinion is about this movie. Most people don't like it. I fell asleep when i watched the first time. But i like it now. It could have been much better.

@extonjonas6820

4 жыл бұрын

@@soubhagyanayak3098 I like it too, full disclosure, I am a big superman too

@harseik7354

4 жыл бұрын

@@soubhagyanayak3098 Superman nerds - unite!

@AirCanMaster

4 жыл бұрын

Right. If you're a fan with expectations then you're going to scratch your head, but it's not like it's not fun.

@soubhagyanayak3098

4 жыл бұрын

@@extonjonas6820 Cool to hear that. High five!

Okay that joke at 23:51 had me dead laughing.

Who knew Malcolm staring at the camera without blinking could be so terrifying?

Not to defend this movie, but Superman also doesn't punch anyone in the original 1978 film. I don't even think that there was an action sequence until the last act other than the helicopter scene.

@SaucerheadTharp

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, if Superman punches anyone outside of a high endurance villain that person is pink mist. And Superman has a thing about savagely killing people.

@furioussherman7265

4 жыл бұрын

@9752matt That's just it though: Superman believes everyone is capable of doing good, which is why he doesn't kill. Doing so would deprive everyone, even the villains, of the ability to choose whether or not to do good.

@kimifw58

3 жыл бұрын

That's why he said "it's 2006." Pay attention.

@kaedynbrandt5181

3 жыл бұрын

But we at least see him stop criminals in the 1978 movie

@brucesnow7125

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike 1978 film, this movie doesn't have well rounded characters, a good chemistry between leads, colors, emotion. So it desperately needs some punching to distract us from boredom.

This movie acts like it doesnt have enough words for the essay. A lot of filler.

@dturner6332

4 жыл бұрын

The "I am not able to can" of movies

@jamiebraswell5520

4 жыл бұрын

The story is really not good. I like Brandon Routh as Superman, but he wasn't given anything much to do as a character for either Superman or Clark.

Fun fact, the guy playing Jimmy Olson was Tim Allen's kid from Jungle 2 Jungle

21:20 learned that one from Batman

The fact that Malcolm was slowly draining my soul was awesome

The kid should’ve been effected by the kryptonite near his face. Being half human and aliens be damned. Also why does he have asthma?

@Amardarial

4 жыл бұрын

Suggestion is his powers haven't kicked in yet, hence why Kryptonite doesnt do much if anything yet.

@Amardarial

4 жыл бұрын

@Cat Egorical You probably fell asleep watching it, they did warn you! :P

@adamloga3788

4 жыл бұрын

Because consistency and logic are for hacks, apparently.

@AlwaysAmSam

4 жыл бұрын

Kryptonite immunity could make sense if thought of in terms of genetics. "Just like both parents must pass on a sickle cell anemia gene in order for the disease to be fully present, both parents must be Kryptonian in order to produce a kryptonite-sensitive offspring. Or, perhaps sensitivity becomes a trait after puberty. Still, check that kid for radiation injuries." I guess the asthma could be written to make sense as well: an improbable mutation or a weird/unexpected result of combining human (Lois) with a Kryptonian who was shot through space and shot with all kinds of who-knows-what's during battles. But exploring those ideas would have taken away screen time from the nameless characters forgotten right after they aren't on camera. WHY LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HALF-ALIEN KID OF THE MAIN CHARACTER?

@benderbendingrodriguez420

4 жыл бұрын

@Cat Egorical I think hes just talks/references it SO much that it seems like hes reviewed it already

10:22 Superman saved humanity four times in man of Steel. He also saved Lois several times, people in Smallville, his mother, several military guys, the kids on the bus...

@goodnesswhy

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the entire planet from Zod and his army.

@Dinosaurianationazation

3 жыл бұрын

Granted some people did die, but Superman did his best to keep them alive. And yes telling to stay inside was a bit iffy, but he did also say it wasn’t safe so he did at least try.

@Marcelelias11

3 жыл бұрын

As in the kids papa Kent wanted for supes to let drown?

@cory6266

3 жыл бұрын

@@Marcelelias11 You mean the kids Jon Kent was glad his son saved but was still terrified of Clark's secret being exposed because he knew what people might do if they learned there was an alien on Earth? That the panic it might cause could lead to many more dead kids than just the ones on the bus? Or are you one of those stupid people who hears "maybe" and interprets it as "lol let 'em die?" It always amazes me how many people weren't smart enough for Man of Steel.

@anthonyeldridge4358

3 жыл бұрын

INTERNET ARMY: "But-but it's too daaaaaaaaark and I didn't liiiiiiiiike it and therefore it sucks and WB should listen to meeeeeeee!"

13:26 the worst part is, you wouldn't even need to make the scene that long. Just intercut the bank heist scenes with the scene of superman floating above the earth and have the two scenes come together at the end with him stopping the robbers.