Why does Bendis think children talk like 27 year old female hair stylist? Wait, let me rephrase that... why does Bendis think EVERYONE talks like a 27 year old female hair stylist?

@varanid9

6 жыл бұрын

Bendis identifies as a 27 year old female hair stylist.

RIP the masterplan Tomasi was leading to. You will be missed.

@En_theo

6 жыл бұрын

Tomasi sucks, I hate his writting. That guy does not understand Superman at all.

Can this day get any worse Bendis Superman #1

The Phantom Zone. The Entire Earth... is in... the Phantom Zone. "Excuse me! I have a question" How does the Earth get into the Phantom Zone?

Well time to take Bendis's career behind the woodshed.

@zxyatiywariii8

6 жыл бұрын

Jackson Roykirk Yes! I was just about to say that 😄

@razorsfury6519

6 жыл бұрын

I wish! The media seems to keep praising him for this run of Superman though...

@razorsfury6519

6 жыл бұрын

"But if Bendis’ first six issues at DC Comics, the miniseries Man of Steel, have shown anything, it’s that Superman was the obvious choice. The Marvel Comics titan has a genuine and obvious affection for Superman that’s every bit as strong as his connection to Peter Parker or Luke Cage, and it shows in the way that he writes him." polygon.com/comics/2018/7/13/17568974/brian-michael-bendis-superman-man-of-steel-review "Bendis establishes that his distinctive voice is indeed a proper fit for the Superman franchise. Any concerns about Bendis' wordy dialogue overwhelming the series or clashing with Superman's world prove unfounded here. Bendis actually seems to have a pretty firm handle on the character at this early stage." ign.com/articles/2018/05/30/the-future-looks-bright-for-dcs-superman-comics-man-of-steel-1-review Just awful...

@MFGBeefy

6 жыл бұрын

Spider-Zero

@benjaminplumyoen4029

6 жыл бұрын

While you are at it, can you take Didio's career with it ?

I respect your clear decision to make that dog the new head of the channel. We'll miss you dearly. You giving Jawbreakers to them as well?

@young321bookie

6 жыл бұрын

@salkafar - Boooooooooooooooooom!!!

Jesus Christ, one of the things that people liked about the Rebirth was that they did something different with Superman and his family, adding some real interesting elements to his story, and Bendis just shat all over it.

@kommandantvhs4994

6 жыл бұрын

His diaper sprung a leak

@shakirabdullah14

6 жыл бұрын

Bruce Wayne - Why not, their both humanoid and besides, its fiction; if Saiyans and humans and have kids, then I don't see why a Kryptonian and a human can't.

@maggieclark5485

6 жыл бұрын

i liked it because it was something different Showing the family dynamic between Clark, Lois, and Jon was an element that added a lot to Superman's character

@wilmagregg3131

6 жыл бұрын

yes superman is the most op thing in all of fiction his humanity and peronality are the only thing the make him intresting bendis cant do either

@LaughingOwlKiller

6 жыл бұрын

That has never been verified within the comics themselves. Only speculated.

Wow! Great Boxer. I am on my fourth. They are such a wonderful breed. Friendly, loyal, smart. The opposite of SJWs.

@holythirteenx1

6 жыл бұрын

No wonder my dog is always barking at my computer.

We all knew this was gonna happen, as soon as it was announced Bendis would be writing Superman. Everyone loved Jon and the new direction that was taken with Clark now being a family man. DC never had a good thing going that they couldn't help but ruin. It's like they think if there's no controversy happening with fans, it means that fans are bored with what's going on.

Seeing what Bendis has planned, Jesus! He's gonna do a Rian Johnson to the character, just watch.

@JediHeckler

6 жыл бұрын

warogore next issue, Superman drinks milk from an alien's teat

I'd buy a comic book about Luna putting on a cape and biting SJWs in the balls before I'll buy another Bendis book. The guy clearly doesn't understand Superman or the fans. He treats all the readers like we've never heard of Superman or the Phantom Zone. Over explains everything. Which sucks because I kinda like the art.

@kungfuchimp5788

6 жыл бұрын

Jackson Roykirk Lol. You're giving me an idea.

@zxyatiywariii8

6 жыл бұрын

That's a fun idea -- Luna crusading against SJW "pros"! I'd buy that. 👍

@TheMrgreenblade

6 жыл бұрын

who?

At least Doomsday doesn't come back every three issues. If you want events to have some impact you need to show it, Brian. If the villain returns two issues after a miniseries where the entire point was to defeat him, why is the miniseries important?

At this point , we're more interested in what Luna is going to so next than what you're talking about .

Your dog is the real star of the channel

Oh hai doggy!

Correction: cucks don't have a life to destroy, their fate is forfeit.

Absolute trash, everyone involved in getting him the job at DC should be fired with shame alongside him.

But wait, is the Earth in the Phantom Zone? I don’t think it was made clear enough.

@Remoniq

6 жыл бұрын

The whole Earth?

@berserkerpride

6 жыл бұрын

NANI?!

@Snaaaaap

6 жыл бұрын

Reminds of all the times Spiderman talked about the pain from his mutation disease in TAS. "Oooooooh! The pain... It's excruciating!"

@Chordus_Gaius

6 жыл бұрын

*IN THE PHANTOM ZONE!!*

@DRYstudios1994

6 жыл бұрын

What was that? My girth is shaped like a pizza bone? This is why I hate playing telephone.

Newsrooms are just people on Twitter searching for something to report on.

@jordil6152

6 жыл бұрын

Mainstream newspapers are just culled together from wire services, which basically just summarize Press Releases. It's essentially just a Newsfeed on a dead site, like MySpace or Ask Jeeves.

Bendis is spreading the infection

Ok. So...just curious about something. I thought this was odd when I read it, so I guess I want a second opinion on it. Superman uses his telescopic vision and sees an approaching Dominator invasion, light years away. He flies there, stops them, and flies back. So... according to Bendis, even though Superman left the solar system to deal with the threat, and then returned, he basically flew out of and then back into the Phantom Zone when leaving and returning to Earth...but didn't realize it?!?

@Horacio_Poggi

6 жыл бұрын

Maverick Opinions Or maybe the planet wasn't on the Phantom Zone yet at the time.

@maverickopinions3709

6 жыл бұрын

Horacio Poggi that's probably how Bendis will play it off. But from my understanding, once the device that's used to send someone to the Phantom Zone is activated, the process is immediate. So unless someone used the device again, on the entire Earth when he came back, without Superman noticing, it's still highly implausible.

I haven’t trusted Bendis in a decade.

"Bendis is leaving!" Cant wait for those announcements.

Okay, I'm going to rebut a number of things here... 1) Showing Superman deal with many threats relatively easily shows that the threats he has trouble with (like Rogol Zaar or Brainiac) are powerful enough to be tough to defeat. 2) Without having read the "Mr. Oz" storyline in Action Comics, you lack understanding of the tension between Superman and his Father. 3) The "Superman Suit" that Superman gave to Lois during the Man of Steel storyline was the Kryptonian Armor that he received during the Post-Flashpoint Action Comics origin storyline. Thus, his "going back to the trunks" suit. 4) Saying that Superman couldn't stop Rogol Zaar from destroying the bottled city of Kandor or the Fortress, yet could easily detect and stop the various things during the talk with the Martian Manhunter... other than the situation with the "space ape" (not sure who that was supposed to be), those situations would've attracted notice because of the number of people panicking in the area. The people of Kandor didn't have time to panic. The robots of the Fortress didn't have enough time to send a signal to Superman. 5) It was clear that he was just "hearing out" the Martian Manhunter because they are long-time co-workers. It was also very obvious that he didn't agree with him. It was also obviously a link to the stuff that Jor-El had talked to him about during both the Man of Steel mini-series and the "Mr. Oz" storyline. I think you're nit-picking for problems without having full knowledge of the current story of Superman... which Bendis showed that he has.

Bendis has "DADDY ISSUES " :-)

Bendis must be Loki in disguise, there's no other way to explain his behaviour.

"Weeirdly enough this is the third Superman book Bendis has done...." Even weirder - that's gotta be the twenty-seventh Superman comic with a #1 on the cover. And I'm not counting the first issue in 1939!

First Tom King low T's Batman and now Bendis is doing the same thing with Superman, I'm not picking up these books until these guys are gone.

@arttulehmonen4436

6 жыл бұрын

Jeremy James King's Batman/Catwoman wedding was post-poned, not cancelled.

Phenomenal example of how not to write superman. Can we have Jurgens and Tomasi back please? In my ongoing quest to recommend good Superman comics to everyone, try out the Exile storyline, where he takes the initiative to execute three kryptonians, (Like he should've done to this Rogul Zaar guy) And begins to lose his grip on his powers so he leaves the earth and goes on an odyssey across space. It's complex and tragic and well written Jurgens Ordway and Stern knock it out of the park

Luna should write superman and kripto

@zxyatiywariii8

6 жыл бұрын

Definitely, and she needs to eat Bendis.

@caimbrien6108

6 жыл бұрын

What a vile statement! Do you know how sick she'll get if she eats Bendis?

You make sure there's no staples in those before the dog noms on them.

Love the videos. Definitely helping me get back into comics after about a decade away. Keep up the good fight. #Lunasquad

This one was definitely better than the final issue of The Man of Steel, but it still had problems. I feel like Bendis has great ideas, but because he's lost his groove he should just pass them off to other writers. The earth being sucked into the Phantom Zone is a cool idea, and would probably be an exciting story if someone other than Bendis (say, JURGENS?) was writing it. I also like the new Fortress. It's in a good location, Reis designed practically everything, and it looks more forboding. The biggest thing to me about this issues, and possibly Bendis' run so far is the lack of consistency with Superman's character. Lois in TMoS #6 says Superman (who has defeated much tougher enemies than Jor-El ever has) can't stop Jon from leaving, yet during Superman #1 he's shown defeating all kinds of major threats. I actually really like Superman zipping away to stop these problems while talking to the Manhunter, something I think hits into the right ball park. But then he disregards Manhunter's idea of taking over, tells him he loves him several times and compliments his looks, then rushes away and has his "well-written dialogue" on the last page. There are glimmers of authenticity with his Superman, but most of Bendis' writing just leaves him feeling like a Man of Steel from another Earth. Maybe we'll get lucky and he is.

Can't wait for Superman to finally come out as a gay Trans female BECAUSE IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR!!!

Doesn't that floor gives you OCD? I think some of those tiles were not placed properly.

@zxyatiywariii8

6 жыл бұрын

Interesting -- so Virgos have OCD more? I don't have it but one of my friends does and now, probably because I'm used to hanging out with her, I noticed the tiles too. I wonder if she's a Virgo. . .

YOUR DOG DOESN''T EVEN WANT TO FETCH THAT PIECE OF CRAP BENDIS SUPERDWEEB!

I can't believe there was a single person on the planet who didn't see this coming.

I just started catching up with Super Sons. That's a fantastic series! Thank you for bringing it to my attention!

Well Luna was bored. I wonder what this means for Monday's Stock Market.

I’m glad My Hero Academia has only one main writer.

Bendis hasn't been good in ages. Why was anyone surprised?

"*Dialogue written by an 8-year-old girl." It's in there. Somewhere. I saw it. I swear. Did Bendis get divorced in his lifetime? Lose his kid? Ex-wife re-marry? Wouldn't surprise me.

Bendis doesn't bend anything he merely breaks.

Because Bendis!

Had to pause a few times to laugh hard. LOOOOL not even Luna wants any of it 😂😂😂😂😂

I love that your dog refuses to fetch that trash. You trained him well. The villian comes back right after he was defeated? Seriously?

I'd trust Bendis... To be fired for failing to learn how to use the deep fryer at his future fast food job.

Bendis was the Death of Superman

Theres almost a formula to this now 1: bring in established writer on big name series. 2: figure out a way to screw it up (take your pick) 3: recoup losses next run by hiring a college extremist who lives off cat food...with her cat.

Luna does not stink, is that comic, Zack! Bendis did it!

Luna: I'm not getting near that thing Zach, you can't make me.

Bendis is doing basically a Silver/Bronze Age Superman on crack.

Not even the dog wanted that comic at the end of the video.

Lois Lane "exploring" the universe with Jor El while Clark waits on the side. Bendis must be writing in his favorite Literotica fanfic.

All-Star Superman is rolling in his super-grave right now...

Bendis had Thanos, with cosmic cube, was stopped in three panels by war machine, she-hulk, captain marvel and puck. He had Jigswaw broke spider-man's arm with his hands. He has a celestial defeated in two pages by a random assortment of characters, and a thanos/brood/annihilus invasion is repelled in less than one episode of guardians of the galaxy (and cosmic thanos with cosmic cube and scorpio key was defeated by movie avengers and guardians of the galaxy): basically, he doesn't know what a power level is.

The comic industry seems to think that readers give a shit about Bendis more than Bendis ever deserves. He's got to be the most overrated comic writer in history.

THe advertisements looked more interesting, except for that conan one. OH LOOK!!! Bobcat Goldsmith is making something new, AWESOME!

"I'm reading... (blalbah)... I'm reading, exact... I'm reading the exact dialog... exactly as this is written". One second later : *accusing the dialog of being repetitive*

I miss Action Comics Superman. Before 1000, Superman was amazing. Those books brought me into loving Superman. Especially the Booster Gold arc near the end.

Luna don't want nothin' to do with that trash.

Whew lawd superman is going to need some frost breath for that heat vision burn.

love the reviews man , got my copy gonna read it after you explained it .

The art is great. Has a late 80s feel to it.

She knew better than to go near the comic. Smart dog!

Not even the dog wanted to eat that book.

Luna's reaction was prefect, a visible disinterest in Bendis' SuperCuck.

Didn't Jurgens let Superman lock-up Hank Henshaw in the Fortress of Solitude in issue #999 because he thought the Phantom Zone was to cruel of a punishment? And now Bendis blows-up the Fortress and throws Rogal Zaar in the Zone again. WTF

@Tyrik73

6 жыл бұрын

Different writers.

Good bye SUPERMAN.You were a hero to many.

So glad I didn’t bother. As soon as I saw Bendis, I immediately took it from my pull. No way.

Retconning Cap as an evil sleeper agent was the straw that broke the camel's back for me. Stopped buying comics shortly after... Will be picking em up again though! I'll back Jawbreakers once I have a little more money!

even the dog is disinterested in the conic

"'Put out fires in your baby clothes?' Fuck you, dad, I've the entire universe more times than you've even said the word 'universe.'" -Clark, if he had even the slightest shred of dignity left in him.

Man what did we do to deserve getting BENDIS ON SUPERMAN. For gods sake....I love this character and have been loyal in following him since rebirth. Why did you do this, DC?

"You stink. Are you stinky? Yes."

It is really sad too. because I have been seeing articles pop up on my feed about how great he is for Superman or how "he is taking Superman in the right direction". I am going through Batman/Superman New 52 then going into Rebirth Superman. Not looking forward to this at all...

Well, not even the dog wanted it...

Holy shit I just got an ad for Bendis' s Superman comics on this very video!

Hell yeah ! Effin Iron Sights is one step closer yo

Does Bendis enjoy watching his adopted daughter's mother get train'ed by an entire Wakandan platoon ? Seems like it.

WHAT?! BENDIS WRITING A SUB-PAR COMIC BOOK?! I DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING *said no one ever*

I do not know how the stories are but Ivan Reis is one of the best artists of our time.

Even Luna knows a bad comic when she sees one.

People trusted Bendis in the first place? He was dead to me after Riri and I don't even give a damn about Marvel.

Superman: ummm could you not destroy Kandor? Rogol Zaar: ....no go away you are bothering me Superman: oh....ok then. Then super girl laughs at superman while fucking Zaar while superman has to watch. Then superman's dad bangs lois lane and goes outside to play catch with his new better son.

I had my hopes up at first, but those hopes went straight into the shitter. Especially after evil Martian Manhunter's spiel to Superman about how he should take over.

I'm lovin that dog Zack .

Can't wait till people start dropping this comic from their pull lists.

I'd like Luna to be upgraded to a regular instead of a guest star that I'll eventually miss.

the biggest issue with this comic is that I have is that they destroyed the fortress, then showed how easy it is to rebuild in like ten seconds, also you can't build it in the bermuda triangle because that is where xebel is, so this just shows how little research Bendis does, also what happened to Krypto

Superman is suffering from the bendis.

Bendis is the true villian of superman.

this is why I bounced out at end of tomasi's run, that and man of steel

I think what pisses me off is how Bendis Bendised Jon. He loved school because it meant he was fitting in. He was all of the goodness of Superman combined with the sharp, inquisitiveness of Lois. Now it's just another character that makes me wonder why the Bendis DC Bendis hired Brian Michael Bendis. I suspect they did it out of a position of Bendis.

Someone explain to me how the daily planet is not a broadcast channel now, with Lois Lane as one of the lead reporters? Clark is a field reporter? Lois Lane is too hot not to put on camera? Or maybe Lois Lane is comparatively homely, which I’m chill with, or she is a field reporter too, and they are competitive like in the old days?

and they keep failing upwards

He has destory everything rebirth has done for Superman. They built up the family so much and made them all part of Superman to get them taken away is awful. Im happy they are gone because if Bendis had to write them for more than one page then the characters would be destroyed. Am i the only one that wants to know where Jor-el has been? Superman done alot in Action Comics to find out if it was really Jor-el and when he appears again he just doesnt give a fuck, like it all didnt happen.

"I think they're gonna be explorin' EACH UDDER" -Zack

BENDIS IS. Fear not the anti-life equation, the end of the DC Universe is nigh. Bendis has arrived and it is terrible.

So... The red trunks are back? I thought the "no underwear over pants" rule was what defined the Superman for gen Z, but apparently the trunks are back. Well, I'm a traditionalist and I approve of it.