Super Hand (1975)
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This funk single by "Stan Lee Hooker" is said to be based on real events Stan witnessed during his decade long friendship with fellow singer and musician Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I'll tell you the story of a man
A radioactive pimp bit his hand
His hand grew ten times it's normal size
To help him get his money on time
He knew if a b*tch was telling a lie
Which was one hundred percent of the time
Super powers to make a b*tch listen
Then get her naked with s*x ray vision
Leap a police station in a single bound
Slapping bitches down to the f*cking ground
His name was famous across the land
They called him the pimp named super hand
[Chorus 1]
(Oh sh*t yeah) it's pimp named super hand
He had powers no other pimp had
(Oh f*ck yeah) it's pimp named super hand
That mother f*cker was super bad
[Verse 2]
He was given super human strength
He could hear the cops from miles away
Played the funkiest music ever played
I heard him sing "B*tch I wear a cape"
Pimp hand fast as a speeding bullet
That makes a b*tch pay up to the fullest
He hates snitches more than kryptonite
and when stupid bitches just can't act right
Super hand don't put up with lying
He will crush a cold b*tch in to diamonds
B*tch better have his money on time
Or super hand will do a super crime
[Chorus 2]
(Oh sh*t yeah) it's pimp named super hand
He had powers no other pimp had
(Oh f*ck yeah) it's pimp named super hand
That mother fucker was super bad
[Chorus 3]
(Oh sh*t yeah) it's pimp named super hand
He had powers no other pimp had
(Oh f*ck yeah) it's pimp named super hand
That mother fucker was super bad
[Outro End]
Oh sh*t b*tch mother f*ck yeah oh yeah
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The hero feminists need and deserve.
@unnamed715
4 күн бұрын
As does the so-called "modern audience"
@easilyjoe
3 күн бұрын
Finally some good f***en KZread comments
@JoeMama-bj9jw
Күн бұрын
Gross but lmao
@GutsOfRivia
14 сағат бұрын
@@JoeMama-bj9jw I mean it would do them some good. Maybe they will stop being stupid bitches.
In the next issue: P.I.M.P. Super Hand vs The H.O.E. Syndicate!
@CornellBrownJr
7 күн бұрын
Nooo that a box office hit
@michaelrandle8316
6 күн бұрын
Somebody, please make it so.
@scarface4739
6 күн бұрын
With super hand's partner pimp named slick back
@Xoguran
6 күн бұрын
The main leader of H.O.E. Syndicate, Vagina Dentata, always gave me the creeps.
@BIGJXXX
5 күн бұрын
YO YO YO lol
Ancient text reveal Super Hand was the protege' to the OG Diamond Hand, leader of the Slappabeetch Clan
Apparently, his only known weaknesses are Gold Kryptonite and child support.
Did I just hear sex-ray vision? Hard Archive, you don't miss!
"A radioactive pimp bit his hand" had me fucking wheezing, holy shit
This movie soundtrack is basically done at this point. needs the movie.
@iralas
7 күн бұрын
Dolemite 2
@rundata
6 күн бұрын
😂😭🤣😭😂🤣😎😎@@iralas
Its such an awful shame they want to revamp so many superheroes to be black, but then COMPLETELY forget this guy. We already had amazing black super heroes!
@TheTrumpReaper
4 күн бұрын
I think this is more than one superhero. It's like Pimp-tice League, Pimpicide Squad, X-Pimps, etc.
@Pantheragem
Күн бұрын
@@TheTrumpReaper Not "X-Pimps" though, might be confused for an Ex-pimp. And once a pimp, always a pimp.
@wilcee238
Күн бұрын
@@Pantheragem 🤣
This has no business being this catchy 😂
Police had to serve a warrant to Super Hand's house once. Super Hand came outside, talked to the swat team, and then bitched slap the officer in charge. They tore up the warrant, turned in their badges, and went to work for Super Hand as assistant pimps.
@HardArchiveVinyl
7 күн бұрын
Legend has it John Shaft was one of his deputies.
@thechristwholaughs9925
Күн бұрын
LMMFAO!!!!
I can't believe that Spiderman so blatantly ripped off Super Hand's origin story.
The infinity slap.
@flashback7273
7 күн бұрын
Underrated😂
I cant wait till Ai can make the show that goes along with these sweet tunes
My daddy used to hum this shit somehow it always put mom in her place
@josephharden5592
3 күн бұрын
😂❤😎🤘🏾
Super Hand would fit right in on the Venture Brothers.
@josephharden5592
2 күн бұрын
That would be so awesome. And make him a level 8 or higher...and inspired by P Diddy 😂
The righteous right hand of act right
These keep getting better and better! I deadass want a cartoon series about A Pimp Named Super Hand on Adult Swim or something 😂
I can't stop listening to this
@Skimmerlit
5 күн бұрын
Sho’nuff
@TheTrumpReaper
4 күн бұрын
This whole channel is as addictive as heroin.
“Oh fxxk yea” 🤣🤣
@robert48044
5 күн бұрын
Thats why I love the hook, that Of Fxxk Yea just sells it
Super Hand does it again! 😂
The hook is crazy
"Which was 100% of the time" 🤣 Truth is funny AF.
That's something. Sounds like this song could be used in a superhero or blaxploitation film.
I think the best run of these books was when he teamed up with Batman
@RickMichaels-if5eq
6 күн бұрын
I remember the comic book “The Death of Spider Man” when SuperHand and The Green Goblin teamed up to fight Spider Man. Super-Hand stretched his hand all the way back to Africa and slap Mary Jane in NYC to death while the Green Goblin blasted Spider Man with a Pumpkin Bomb and killed him.🦸🏾♂️👋🏽😫🎃🔥 Best comic book ever!😏
Ahahahahaha!!! This is best one yet. Cryin’ laighin’.
I watched his Saturday morning cartoon back in the day
@RickMichaels-if5eq
5 күн бұрын
Hell yeah, that was the best Saturday Morning cartoon.😀 I remember watching the episode when Super-Hand slapped the Joker so hard, all his face paint came off.🦸🏾♂️👋🏽🤡😏
100% of the time this song is 100% amazing. Your day will improve if you wake up to it!
A.I. has serious issues with how hands work. 😂😂
A pimp with super powers 😃
This would be a better movie than anything marvel/disney/star wars has produced in the past 5 years
This song SLAPS!
This is the only superhero the world needs at this point.
This music is the coolest thing I ever listen too and I'm not deaf.
This shit bumps!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im always dying when he says super hand will commit a super crime
After hearing this song it's now a front runner for my life's theme song.
My mum used to date Super Hand for a little bit way back before she met my dad. She never did regain peripheral vision in her right eye. Still flinches like she's been electrocuted if you try to high five her, too.
@Talis7212
2 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BossyK-me6ml
Күн бұрын
@OngoGablogian185 shed a super seer, no doubt!
“It’s like ‘A Tribe Called Quest’, you gotta say the whole thing”
Old school jam
Winning on every song!
Stuff like this is why I subscribed to this channel 💯
Therapist: *a pimp named Thanos is a myth, he can't hurt you* *A pimp named Thanos:* 0:17
This the best $h!t I ever heard in my whole existence. He could hear the cops from a mile away😂🤣
My next ringtone 😁
I would pay to watch a film adaptation of this comic
Every morning I do my push ups in the yard to this[this comment has been screened and read for approval by the Smith County Dept of Corrections]
1:48 I remember that issue of Captain America! A.I.M. captured Captain, brainwashed him and dyed his skin to become a pimp named Jethro Jones. A hardass pimp from queens that ended up taking over all of prostitution in New York City. That was a wild and bonkers storyline.
I heard when Disney tried to buy him the creator threatened to backhand everyone in the company until Walt came back from the dead to join him.
@HardArchiveVinyl
5 күн бұрын
@@BaackSheefRecords Yeah I heard that too
MASTER PIECE
I would 100% read comics about superhero pimps (even though every pimp is already a hero in his own right).
Dude! You need to put together a Parliament size band and take this funk on the road.
@HardArchiveVinyl
7 күн бұрын
That's the dream. Already have the band, just need some singers. We'll see what happens. Cheers!
@flashback7273
7 күн бұрын
@@HardArchiveVinyl🎉hell yeah. I do comedy songs and would offer my voice. But I'm in California and you probably want an authentic church voice. Ideally a brotha from the 70s who can still sing his ass off now that hes retired from doing window decals in Oakland. Or Any retired preacher from Atlanta
@HardArchiveVinyl
6 күн бұрын
@@flashback7273 And finding a singer that will be cool with singing the lyrics might be a challenge. Either way I'm just gonna keep making these. Cheers!
@flashback7273
6 күн бұрын
@@HardArchiveVinylfa sho you right. right on!
They should have a super pimp meets Dolemite
Stan Lee Hooker ! 🤣🙏 Oh f*ck yeah, this is GENIUS !! 🙌😝 Got my cryin' here Hard Archive !! 💯🎶❤
@HardArchiveVinyl
7 күн бұрын
Proud of that name, made me Lmao Cheers Vanta!🇬🇧🍻
@VantaBlack-es6zt
7 күн бұрын
@@HardArchiveVinyl Me too ! 🤣💯 Love from Cheshire Hard Archive !! ❤❤❤ Have an amazing weekend 🥂💋 Cheers xx
This one put tears in my eyes😂
He's got his mind on his money...and his money on his mind. This song could've actually been on Rick James' classic 1981 LP, Street Songs. Aw, shit, yeah. In fact, this and Vinyl Nightmares' "She's A Super C*nt" could've both graced Slick Rick's '81 album. Big hand, BIG MONEY. $$$
Billy Butcher voice Oi mate. If ya ever necked some Compound V. What kind of Supe, would you be?? Me..😏😎
This is the quality content i subscribed for 😂
That's a banger! Great work!
This a banger!
This is a good song. I thought it was an old movie
This one's pretty great
This unironically slaps 🙂😀
Request: The Sting (1980) A post disco new wave funk song
This song is my spirit animal.
Super hand, powers a normal pimp cannot understand
"B*tch I wear a cape" I see what you did there 😂
@HardArchiveVinyl
4 күн бұрын
Cheers!
@allanbrunosilva
4 күн бұрын
@@HardArchiveVinylNice to see references between my two favorite AI Music channels
Forget Deadpool, THIS will save the MCU
Ok this is my new favorite next to b slap
Why is this actually good
Fire 🔥
Oh shit yeah!
The second ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The pimp hand is strong with in this one
Superhand hates snitches. That reminds me; I'm surprised that "Snitches Get Stitches" hasn't popped up, yet.
@HardArchiveVinyl
6 күн бұрын
Yet... Cheers!
@magnificenthonky
6 күн бұрын
@@HardArchiveVinyl Awesome. Looking forward to it 👍
So many decades ago, yet still no film of Super Hand by any of the major film companies. Just another example of "The Man" working to keep a brother down. A film executive somewhere needs a slap.
You can tell Marvel did this one. They had that whole obsession with radiation doing this-and-that made up shit. Incredible Hulk, Doc Samson, She-Hulk, Spiderman, calling mutants "the Children of the Atom", the Fantastic Four getting their superpowers from space radiation, there was probably more like that.
Whenever my imaginary wife gets lippy with me I play this song to keep her in check.
the one man saitama wouldn't fight 😂
I would LOVE!!! to know where these super pimps get their clothes/ costumes...🤣🤣🤣
@snowbunnie1113
5 күн бұрын
When you think about it a lot of superhero costumes just look like pimp clothes…
@jeffreyworthen7033
5 күн бұрын
@@snowbunnie1113 ...but some of the costumes that they're wearing have that pimp style edge that you don't see on Superman or Batman...🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 Classic 🤣🤣🤣
Ai crashing out
:superhero::hand:
So when can we expect the Super Hand/Kung-fu Dick crossover episode?
Ai songs are the Xbox MW2 lobby shit talkers all grown up
His main villain was "The Man".
@HardArchiveVinyl
3 күн бұрын
@@darthbigred22 You reminded me of this Sons of Slum "The Man" kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z4yc3JOFc83Vl84.htmlsi=c-2fwdNt1Wf4Zf5r Cheers!
I need a cover of this by Cee Lo, Don Chedle, and Terrance Howard 😅
These AI songs are getting better
Pimpman
Entendí el chiste de la super mano cacheteando a las damas
I could see Michael Jai White playing this role.
AI is crazy
#1
2 black eyes means she's deaf!one means she's a good listener!
Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂
Soooo something like 1990 Eazy E style upcoming or strictly motown?
@HardArchiveVinyl
6 күн бұрын
Absolutely, I like doing every genre. Cheers!
I really want you sick genuises to create artwork and videos for my books.
😂😂😂❤❤❤❤😂
2:33
.75x way better!
@5pastseven
7 күн бұрын
you may be on to something!
@flashback7273
7 күн бұрын
For Everyone over 50 or high yeah
🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 0:54