Hard Archive

Hard Archive

Waking up at the crack of noon to cook up hilarious tunes.

Lean back with your favorite beverage and enjoy this classic collection of rare nostalgic vinyl hits.

WELCOME TO THE PARTY
Cheers!

Robot President (2036)

Robot President (2036)

Pool's Closed (1984)

Pool's Closed (1984)

Don't F*** With Me (1965)

Don't F*** With Me (1965)

B*tches Do Dishes (1978)

B*tches Do Dishes (1978)

Bad Habit (1937)

Bad Habit (1937)

Sunday Chill (1998)

Sunday Chill (1998)

Pimpstrumentals (1977)

Pimpstrumentals (1977)

Daddy's Belt (1967)

Daddy's Belt (1967)

Everybody Pimp Now (1990)

Everybody Pimp Now (1990)

Shred With Your Head (1970)

Shred With Your Head (1970)

Alpha-bet Song (1975)

Alpha-bet Song (1975)

I Whoop That A** Side C (1969)

I Whoop That A** Side C (1969)

Don't Test Me N** (1864?)

Don't Test Me N** (1864?)

Tiny Joe Rogan (1969)

Tiny Joe Rogan (1969)

B*tch Slap! (1976)

B*tch Slap! (1976)

Bricked Up (1967)

Bricked Up (1967)

No Means YES (1978)

No Means YES (1978)

I'm The Sh*t (1970)

I'm The Sh*t (1970)

Пікірлер

  • @killyshoot9161
    @killyshoot916115 минут бұрын

    Listened to this on a jukebox drinking a milkshake smoking a cigarette back in the day

  • @alexwright8519
    @alexwright851921 минут бұрын

    1000th like

  • @elperrodelautumo7511
    @elperrodelautumo7511Сағат бұрын

    If only this song was in la noire, it would make it the best game ever.

  • @elperrodelautumo7511
    @elperrodelautumo7511Сағат бұрын

    It’s like mafia 2 radio soundtrack.

  • @kallel6588
    @kallel6588Сағат бұрын

    A wonderful summer song!!!

  • @thewaydownmachine
    @thewaydownmachineСағат бұрын

    Man this is an old internet meme

  • @inkchariot6147
    @inkchariot61472 сағат бұрын

    If 1970's Buddy Cop was a genre of music

  • @FalloutTributeMusic
    @FalloutTributeMusic3 сағат бұрын

    Winning on every song!

  • @ikengaspirit3063
    @ikengaspirit30633 сағат бұрын

    whoa, cool it with the antisemitism

  • @theotherther1
    @theotherther13 сағат бұрын

    2:11 Cover of the song by the quartet "Helluva Band." At the time they were poorly known, but soon gained notoriety for their promiscuity and their long, seemingly unrelated tangents about lathered owls and going to hell. Helluva Band has undergone a resurfacing in recent years and collectors are snapping up all they can get of their music.

  • @jonathansteiner8053
    @jonathansteiner80534 сағат бұрын

    I miss old music. It had good values and morals. Everything produced today is so degenerate.

  • @napalm_p6055
    @napalm_p60554 сағат бұрын

    Not the $350 😂

  • @MightyThorngren
    @MightyThorngren4 сағат бұрын

    I need more tracks like this and Jewels Rule The World. Legitimately sick.

  • @Antnj81
    @Antnj814 сағат бұрын

    This comes off the their hit album titled "Just Asking Questions"

  • @adrianqx
    @adrianqx4 сағат бұрын

    very catchy

  • @nacionalismoNegro1985
    @nacionalismoNegro19854 сағат бұрын

    assim que deve ser

  • @TheMygoran
    @TheMygoran5 сағат бұрын

    The Lyrics are bonkers of course, but the tune itself is really nice

  • @sxippydennison3577
    @sxippydennison35775 сағат бұрын

    This song is so good it gave me pink eye!

  • @thewaydownmachine
    @thewaydownmachine5 сағат бұрын

    I wish i could send this to 19 year old me

  • @HardArchiveVinyl
    @HardArchiveVinyl5 сағат бұрын

    @@thewaydownmachine Time travel may be possible kzread.info/dash/bejne/d3inp7t8YJnJhbg.htmlsi=TsfkSoxMwZTgxu6N Cheers!

  • @thewaydownmachine
    @thewaydownmachine4 сағат бұрын

    @@HardArchiveVinyl bitchin time machine!!!! Yooooooooooo lmfao 😂😂😂😂

  • @Funfan24
    @Funfan245 сағат бұрын

    I was spanked as a kid as a result I am well behaved. My ex-roommate wasn’t and he is a asshole.

  • @HardArchiveVinyl
    @HardArchiveVinyl5 сағат бұрын

    @@Funfan24 Similar to the guy who's never been in a fight also talks the most sh*t. Cheers!

  • @KeihatsuWarrior
    @KeihatsuWarrior5 сағат бұрын

    This should have way more views. TRY ME BITCH! DOUBLE DARE YOU! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @darthbigred22
    @darthbigred225 сағат бұрын

    Different time back then, everyone knew it was the gays but political correctness and future early 90s hip hop really changed the tune around.

  • @ryanhutson
    @ryanhutson6 сағат бұрын

    This song SLAPS!

  • @antboy72
    @antboy726 сағат бұрын

    love it

  • @tomstarwalker
    @tomstarwalker6 сағат бұрын

    Already GAY? 😂

  • @TheTrumpReaper
    @TheTrumpReaper7 сағат бұрын

    I *HEART* the mega-Afros in this video. 👍🏽👍🏽

  • @otherstuffismine5124
    @otherstuffismine51247 сағат бұрын

    If you listen very carefully you can hear this song playing in the background of the scene in Grease when they are the School Disco. It's very faint and you may need to crack up the volume to hear it but it is playing, trust me I'm a film buff.

  • @timmartin7664
    @timmartin76647 сағат бұрын

    Have you looked at some the kids faces . Some are pretty jacked up. I seen several kids missing teeth/ cleft palete and one kid had a mustache. 😂

  • @motherdessicant
    @motherdessicant7 сағат бұрын

    The game

  • @TheTrumpReaper
    @TheTrumpReaper7 сағат бұрын

    I can't believe the number of whine-tastic "alpha males" in the comments section saying "this is what chicks deserve", "this is what feminists deserve", etc, etc. Kids, the video is a *JOKE.* So are *all* of the songs on this channel (and they have some KICKASS music 👍🏽👍🏽).

  • @TheTrumpReaper
    @TheTrumpReaper4 сағат бұрын

    @@HardArchiveVinyl Everything you said is true... and I am a chick! 😁

  • @baddoomguy1986
    @baddoomguy19864 минут бұрын

    Bruh chill. There's a Super Hand in all of us, including you 😎✊

  • @otherstuffismine5124
    @otherstuffismine51247 сағат бұрын

    Wasn't this in the Directors cut of Shaft or am I thinking of Lady and the Tramp?

  • @robbylee8438
    @robbylee84387 сағат бұрын

    Epic!

  • @allanbrunosilva
    @allanbrunosilva7 сағат бұрын

    "B*tch I wear a cape" I see what you did there 😂

  • @HardArchiveVinyl
    @HardArchiveVinyl5 сағат бұрын

    Cheers!

  • @allanbrunosilva
    @allanbrunosilva3 сағат бұрын

    ​​@@HardArchiveVinylNice to see references between my two favorite AI Music channels

  • @BUSHIDO117
    @BUSHIDO1178 сағат бұрын

    I remember my dad used to play this whenever he would give me a whooping bavk in 76

  • @user-ys4tg2ru6r
    @user-ys4tg2ru6r8 сағат бұрын

    Someone should make a Fighting Game but set in the 1960s and use this song as the main theme

  • @derekb.afoxyspitfire1657
    @derekb.afoxyspitfire16578 сағат бұрын

    The maker of these songs is absolutely killing me. 🤣🤣🤣 This is art! Can you please make a song about the life of a crackhead? With its endless stereotypes, there’s so much potential there.

  • @charlesselix203
    @charlesselix2038 сағат бұрын

    READ THIS WHOLE THING: PRAY FOR ISRAEL. PRAY FOR THE PEACE OF JERUSALEM. THE LORD JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND ROSE AGAIN FROM THE DEAD. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE IN HIS HOUSEHOLD? THEN PLEASE REPENT OF ALL YOUR SINS TODAY AND SURRENDER YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. NOBODY IS OUT OF THE CANDIDACY FOR BECOMING A CHRISTIAN.

  • @journeymanX
    @journeymanX9 сағат бұрын

    based dynamite

  • @username7274
    @username72749 сағат бұрын

    He wears a cape but ain't Cap'n Save a Hoe 😂😂

  • @journeymanX
    @journeymanX10 сағат бұрын

    Pap gonna get the strap your sore rear makes mischief disappear they dont discipline them youngins like they used to in the 20th century

  • @sxippydennison3577
    @sxippydennison357710 сағат бұрын

    This AI Pimpwave/Pimpcore music is everything ✋🏽

  • @HardArchiveVinyl
    @HardArchiveVinyl5 сағат бұрын

    @@sxippydennison3577 Cheers!

  • @sxippydennison3577
    @sxippydennison357710 сағат бұрын

    Thumbs up for the artwork alone 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽!!!

  • @hamobu
    @hamobu11 сағат бұрын

    Why are pimps considered cool? Like you are financially supported by a woman who sleeps with other guys.

  • @SuspiraVictim1
    @SuspiraVictim111 сағат бұрын

    0:10 - 0:16 THIS IS GOAT LYRICAL WRITING RIGHT HERE!

  • @SuspiraVictim1
    @SuspiraVictim111 сағат бұрын

    SOMETIMES its good to be a BLACK MAN! This is RELATABLE as all hell, especially if your fuckin dad was doing this too. Thanks KZread! You DID SOMETHING right today.

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis11 сағат бұрын

    1:48 I remember that issue of Captain America! A.I.M. captured Captain, brainwashed him and dyed his skin to become a pimp named Jethro Jones. A hardass pimp from queens that ended ul taking over all of prostitution in New York City. That was a wild and bonkers storyline.

  • @Thot_Patrol_USA
    @Thot_Patrol_USA11 сағат бұрын

    im getting the feeling this is ALL ai gen

  • @Thot_Patrol_USA
    @Thot_Patrol_USA11 сағат бұрын

    did u make this song or was it AI lol

  • @Thot_Patrol_USA
    @Thot_Patrol_USA11 сағат бұрын

    i know the images are AI, the song cant be AI too, right?