"Your flimsy moral high ground looks much better on top of a burning cop car" Just dying of laughter right now

@WTFisTingispingis

6 жыл бұрын

Jahviah Croft It's so true.

So my friends lives in Montreal and accidentally exited his house on police brutality day. He literally exited his appartement building, heard angry shouting, looked right, saw a big mob, looked left, saw the riot cops forming a shield wall like Spartans, and slowly advancing. He went back inside and called his boss saying he won't make it today.

@Samm815

7 жыл бұрын

"What do you mean you can't make it into work today?" "Sorry boss, its Police Brutality Day!" "Oh that makes sense, go home, lock your doors, watch Naruto."

@PureMetalDragon

7 жыл бұрын

Sam Lucas It was more like "Hey boss. I can't make it today because there's literally a wall of cops outside my door" "Oh yeah it's one of those dumb Walks against Public Brutality. You think there's a chance it will clear up soon" "Well, I think the cops are corralling people away, so I might just be late. No wait, someone threw a brick and now they're chucking tear gas at people"

@WTFisTingispingis

6 жыл бұрын

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@patovarentain

6 жыл бұрын

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@no1important777

5 жыл бұрын

"hey boss i cant make it in due to a riot." "are you in the riot?" "...no."

5:23 - "I need to get away from this fast-approaching moral high ground!" God bless you, Liam.

@malikoniousjoe

6 жыл бұрын

LittleMountain90 He's a fucking champion when it comes to underselling the strongest remarks

"Aw shit its police brutality day!"

@Jamvaan

7 жыл бұрын

"I need to get away from this fast approaching moral high ground!"

@josephbailey3044

7 жыл бұрын

god bless the south

@tailedgates9

7 жыл бұрын

What do you guys think is worse, Police Brutality Day or Omikron Day? Because either way, there is an assault.

@k.-flynn

6 жыл бұрын

Jamvaan "you underestimate my power"

@goldenboy9748

6 жыл бұрын

My sides are in orbit

to be fair, a faction-based riot simulator where the goal is to gather more valuable materials than your opponents like some demented capture the flag game with 3 or more teams per match sounds pretty fun.

This segment hits different in May 2020.

Listening to this during the ongoing riots in American cities. Oof.

@bgbong0

3 жыл бұрын

Really hits different this year, doesn't it?

@Abdega

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry, other countries joined in too

@miles4004

3 жыл бұрын

Dude

@drinklewinkle

3 жыл бұрын

I MADE IT BABY! Right in the middle of this shit in Minneapolis baby. Moving to uhhh, saint paul now.

So it turns out Canada is just colder Australia.

@mastermarkus5307

7 жыл бұрын

Our animals aren't as dangerous. And our spiders are small.

@Yal_Rathol

7 жыл бұрын

Master Markus the animals aren't as dangerous because they're more spread out and most of the year it's too cold for anything to care about picking a fight.

@TheCarlosCobain

6 жыл бұрын

You got bears!

@popump2617

5 жыл бұрын

We apparently have those fucked up lone-star ticks now

only in Canada would one of the most impulsive spontaneous actions have a fucking pre determined date attached to it.

@Yal_Rathol

7 жыл бұрын

Johnny Nemo not only a predetermined date, an ANNUAL predetermined date.

@WTFisTingispingis

6 жыл бұрын

Johnny Nemo It's how they maintain order.

I love it when people call it "Sleepy Dogs".

4:45 Listening to this 3 years on "oh shit it's police brutality day" remains one of the most surreal comments I've laughed to

The premise of Smash + Grab is basically just the non-set-piece parts of The Warriors. "Clean this shithole out!"

Ok so I googled “Hockey Riots Canada” and yeah almost every picture has a car on fire

Goddamn Liam is so savage in this bit.

@nikkovalidor4890

7 жыл бұрын

well, he is the canadian equivalent of a grizzled mountain man

@siefer117

7 жыл бұрын

nikko validor just wait till he's forty. That's when he transforms.

@WTFisTingispingis

6 жыл бұрын

siefer117 He'll become six and a half feet tall, and grow a beard that is more hair than face.

@slightlyautistic789

Жыл бұрын

​@@WTFisTingispingis That's when the beard reaches maturity, after having fully sucked the life force from it's host, right? Liam's on his journey to becoming a husk, drive around by his beard

Was Pat aware of the Irish meaning of "The Troubles" at this point?

Ohh this has aged like wine 🍷

"Instigate a race riot", isn't that what you do in AC: Revelations?

@ScorpioTheScorpion1503

7 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Rowley Pretty sure that's a class riot.

@Neogears1312

7 жыл бұрын

isnt that the same thing?

@vandagylon2885

4 жыл бұрын

@@Neogears1312 If "class" and "race" are the same thing to you.

@Neogears1312

4 жыл бұрын

Van Dagylon fuck you’re stupid. It’s a joke.

......Sometimes I can't really tell if Matt is in these podcasts anymore. Lol

Funny thing is, the game they are describing sounds a _lot_ like State of Emergency, an extremely early PS2 game by Rockstar. It was sort of this mad, chaotic riot simulator where the player did missions for a resistance group and beat up corporate-fascist police/government agents. To think, that wouldn't have been considered topical back in the early aughts. Also one of the characters (and the one that Rockstar were most proud of, as they put him on the freakin' cover) is pretty cringe-worthy to look at.

@MegaRazor619

6 жыл бұрын

TPoseCulture they've mentioned it before in one of their lp's

@WTFisTingispingis

6 жыл бұрын

TPoseCulture I saw that shit in the store, always thought "NOPE, this ain't gonna be a good one."

@TheCarlosCobain

6 жыл бұрын

TPoseCulture God, I remembers that game. It was so ass. I loved it.

Yoooooo 2020! We're living it Right. Now.

oh no

"What day is police brutality day?" 'Every day.'

Yeah, Pat, no one has eeever rioted over soccer.

@thatonedude675

7 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that's because they don't call it soccer in the lands in which they riot over it.

@Yal_Rathol

7 жыл бұрын

A Little Bit Older true. we riot over hockey here in the north.

@WTFisTingispingis

6 жыл бұрын

Dr. Killer Gorilla Mountain They do it over hockey. You're thinking of Nicaragua.

Huh, Liam seems to have far less of a problem with hockey riots then he does with protests.

@jamesroche8785

Жыл бұрын

You mean the extremely white guy whose family had tonnes of rural land and firearms maybe had some QUESTIONABLE unconscious biases?

Ooooooooh, this aged like milk left in the hot sun huh?

It's almost as if Police Brutality and Sports Game bring out the same feelings in people. Why, though?

@comingupooo

7 жыл бұрын

BadAssMutha006 All the anarchists see those as an opportunity to go start shit.

@Yal_Rathol

7 жыл бұрын

BadAssMutha006 humans are creatures of conflict and some people's emotions run hot. all you need to do is challenge the beliefs of a large group of people and give them a target, whether that belief is "my team will win" or "that's unjust", the moment a hot-blooded fool throws a brick, the keg ignites and off they go.

@jbark678

7 жыл бұрын

BadAssMutha006 When the things that people attach their identity to are attacked, they respond as if they, themselves are being attacked.

@AmazingAutist

5 жыл бұрын

Yal Rathol Wow... you... y-you fucking _nailed it._

I can't believe I was in the middle of this podcast topic as a security guard last year.

I guess it actually was good that they don't normally talk about politics...

@mattybuttersable

7 жыл бұрын

TieDef Why?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DESCRIBING?! I'm American. ...Is...is this real?!

@werewolf873

7 жыл бұрын

Look up the battle of berkeley 2017, you'll be pleasantly surprsed

@jbark678

7 жыл бұрын

werewolf873 Define "pleasantly"

Wait I wanna hear Liam's 2016 ani- oh nevermind...

Did I get this right, Canada has a Police Brytality Day that is basically Purge?

@Yal_Rathol

7 жыл бұрын

Loginius canada has a lot of days that are basically mini purges, but as far as i'm aware, only montreal ignites on that particular day.

@convolutedclarity

6 жыл бұрын

Loginius ive actually never seen or heard of anything in canada like this, I guess montreal is just fuckin nuts.

@Colton-el4mp

2 ай бұрын

The french are built different

I spent a month with nothing to listen to but this.

@slightlyautistic789

Жыл бұрын

Welcome back to riots and moral high ground fleeing

Why exactly did Liam hate on the company that made this game?

1:29 American news in a nutshell.

@billiecruz4399

6 жыл бұрын

Erik Williams like actually tho

@malikoniousjoe

4 жыл бұрын

Minorities protest the shooting of innocent children: "Riot in the streets" White Dipshits block medical staff from their patients and supplies: "Civil Protest" This country is so fucked up.

-i'm suddenly reminded why united front games no longer exists now

RIP Liam-senpai 😧

I can sympathize with the day.

played the demo at pax and that shit was really fucking fun, it breaks my heart it never will happen

Anybody has the clip when Pat's brother stole a new bike? And when he asked him, all he had to say was "I found it" that was the whole plan

Through The Never: The Game

This is fun to revisit in current day. I miss Liam, he had the best takes here

3:51 i thought a dog was being beat

wait, what game are they talking about? feels like i need this game in my life

@super_genius

7 жыл бұрын

smash + grab i think

My folks and I were going on a Paris-London trip during the entire Yellow vest protests. The thing that I found oddest about that entire trip is the French Parisian riot cops were far nicer than the British basic traffic cops and the British guards for tourist's sites. The decked out riot cop was far calmer in the face of French rioters (which are no slouches as far as rioters go) were nicer than the cops that police online speech. It made my head spin.

@malikoniousjoe

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in the US, our cops will shoot you and every innocent civilian in the vicinity dead if they feel threatened in any way. Also they feel threatened by non-white people.

@strykertron232

4 жыл бұрын

@@malikoniousjoe No argument there, USA city cops tend to be shit.

Dude 😬

Man, Liam seems way more annoyed about people having anything bad to say about the Police than the people who destroy shit after sports games for literally no reason.

When is riot day? not police brutality day, riot day.

@TheFaceofPains

7 жыл бұрын

Houston Hilburn whenever its time for your local sports ball team play and win or loose. thats when riot day is

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand cancelled

Is police brutality day in February?

sure this game got hate but its cancelled so still sad..

This aged... really poorly

All I'm doing is thinking this game would've been The DIvision but instead of vaguely pseudo-fascist in a very uncomfortable way, it's openly socialist/anarchic so you play the Looter faction or whatever.

@AmazingAutist

5 жыл бұрын

Don't be kind of difficult as socialism and R&R qism doesn't really mesh very well, because Anarchy is complete chaos no government, and socialism is all government.

finally a BLM 2016 simulator game

@AmazingAutist

5 жыл бұрын

False

what the *fuck*. is montreal 1984 jesus

back when pat & woolie discouraged violent riots

They all have the opposite outlook now after going woke/virtue signaling.

oh no