I wanna see the World Star video where someone's fronting on Pat and he just JoJo poses and Wollie jumps out of some random fucking Wollie hole and oras the *FUCK* out of them.

why did Woolies school have open hitman contracts?!

@thatrandomguy12123

6 жыл бұрын

Jslicer13 did yours not?

@goodninji8

5 жыл бұрын

Mine did, idk what kinda prissy school you were in.

Liam over here respecting women, like a true gentleman. Going full on Jojo.

@Taiyou94

5 жыл бұрын

I dont know her but I'll defend her honor

@boxtank5288

5 жыл бұрын

*Jonathan Joestar theme INTENSIFIES*

@andya9899

5 жыл бұрын

The part of tit grabbing was probably bs, Liam just wanted to punch someone while he wasn't paying attention

@RussianDeathstroke

4 ай бұрын

*puts on fedora holds out his hand* “Are you alright m’lady?”

Ah, Pat's road to Kenshiro.

@lordblueballs7293

7 жыл бұрын

TATATA WACHA!!!! you are already dead

@ScorpioTheScorpion1503

7 жыл бұрын

Lord Blue balls Uh, no I'm not Pat, that's wrong.

I want to see the adventures of tiny bancho Pat animated. Same for the adventures of big black bancho Woolie.

@soraooxasrikukeyhold

5 жыл бұрын

LittleMountain90 So you wanna see tenjou tenge?

Pats such a gremlin.

@thiccums562

6 жыл бұрын

Dogeyes he reminds me of the Hob Goblin

is Woolie a Rival Schools character?

Liam Allen Miller the one punch senpai everyone

Pat confirmed for scratching and biting.

I empathize with Woolie so much. The dudes at my school had a thing where they'd ask if you were "sworn in yet" and if you said no your ass got jumped. For 5 minutes I experienced a real life beat 'em up

@nanomachinesson2513

6 жыл бұрын

I know I shouldn't be, but I'm super envious of you. Im in the age of throw one punch, get sued

@boxtank5288

5 жыл бұрын

So it became River City Ransom for a day!?

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

3 жыл бұрын

Surely the correct answer is say nothing

"There's No Honour In War" Dio Brando

of course woolies been in fight he killed a guy that one time

@shadedias5563

5 жыл бұрын

Was it that hobo behind his school... or has there been more than one XD

my heroes have been fighting all these years for JUSTICE Im just a leech

You should've parried it!

@DigitalVomitTV

7 жыл бұрын

AYO B Woolie over leveled in high school

Me and this kid I went to middle school with would literally spar when no one was looking. Usually happened when we saw each other outside while heading to the restroom.

@tailedgates9

7 жыл бұрын

So you guys basically had Ken and Ryu greetings. Lol

@Sapheiorus

7 жыл бұрын

Damn, I'd love to have that kind of relationship with someone.

@papametamacha5204

7 жыл бұрын

Sapheiorus post up bitch

@CyberSlayer128

7 жыл бұрын

I heard that bro. Some guys and I would sneak off into the woods and find some good sticks to sword fight. That was a really good workout.

@healingv1sion

7 жыл бұрын

so you're married now, right?

I now realize I was less worried of losing fights as a kid, and more the after effects

Pure gold. I'm so sad I only started listening from 100 onwards.

I also miss using violence as an acceptable solution to a problem. Now as an adult, you'll go to jail for knocking someone who was being a complete dick into the pavement.

My combat experience is thus: (1) Bull-rushed my way into a metal play pole in a dumb child attempt to discourage harassers. I got a set of stitches. Harassing continued. (2) Pinned a guy for making a childhood sweetheart cry. Taken to the principal's office. Let off due to said sweetheart's testimony. (3) Pinned another guy for roughhousing with my little sister and making her fall off a snow hill. No consequences because school had just been adjourned and nobody was watching. Every one of these incidents happened in elementary school. Nothing else happened after that. Nobody ever punched me nor did I ever punch anyone. It's disappointing, to some extent.

So you're telling me that someone nicknamed "Angry Pat" got into a lot of fights?

Something I learned real quick in middle school was that, if there's no bruises by the end of it, you can kick the crap out of anyone at school, without any consequences. Me and my friend bullied bullies alot. We called it "hall monitoring," and got away with it. To avoid proof of our antics, we only swept legs, wrestled, and threw.

@boxtank5288

5 жыл бұрын

Clever, that way if a bruise does happen it can be blamed as them tripping instead of you doing an RKO.

Liam being the hero we all need.

@thiccums562

6 жыл бұрын

Wistel Ligence he punched that kid so he can grope boobs

@FriezaSucks

6 жыл бұрын

Sounded fake tbh

as a very quiet girl through childhood, didnt have many fights of my own (though ive seen some catfights that were NUTS). probably the only thing that could be considered a "fight" was during elementary when i wanted to play baseball with the boys. being the girl (and a small one at that), they didnt want to let me in but they grudgingly accepted. i finally get my turn when one of them comes up and knocks the bat out of my hand. i was mad by then so i grabbed the bat and was determined to play if only to spite the little shit. he isnt havin that, so he shoves me on the ground and gets on top of me, i was disoriented and pretty scared by then but i still had the bat in my hand. logical conclusion? knee him in the balls, stand up and swing the bat. got broken up after that, but the lesson is this: if you're gonna beat a kid up, dont do it while theyre holding a weapon. didnt get in anything besides that really, but i very much enjoyed a reputation of taking no shit from then on, regardless of gender.

Kid a foot smaller than me would bully me in like 5th-6th grade. picked on me during and inbetween classes. teachers would literally tell me straight to my face to beat the fucker up. got fed up with it one time at lunch. didn't win the fight because it got broken up. got some good hits in though. nearly got expelled. eventually was cleared up on my side. kid got expelled and an arm in a cast.

@TehNoobiness

7 жыл бұрын

Pip IV If his arm had to be put in a cast, and yours didn't, you won. There's no HP bars IRL, there's only "shit, I can't use my arms anymore".

Spot on with that life lesson. It wasn't until I finally stood up to one kid that the other kids who messed with me all backed off. I solved so many of my teenage problems with that one fight, I honestly think everyone should get in at least one while growing up. Win or lose, it'll teach you something you'll probably never learn otherwise.

God I miss this podcast when it was the four of them clowning around.

@ubermaster134

2 жыл бұрын

The dynamic of these 4 different personalities was so good, shame things have to change.

Here's a fun story about school violence: >be me >second grade >reading book in class because i finished my assignment >teacher gets angry >stands me in the corner >keep reading while standing >guy sitting next to the corner doesnt enjoy that very much >stabs me in the knee with a pencil (lead still in my knee) >i activate raiden's ripper mode >kid has long blonde hair >grab his hair >smash his head on the window >repeat >window breaks >kid hospitilized for a week

@CRAYOISE

7 жыл бұрын

FINISH HIM!

@yahavbak

7 жыл бұрын

the best part was i didnt even get punished since my mother is a fucking force of nature and managed to convince everyone it was self defense (which it WAS...). they planned on sueing us and my mother was like "naa". man i love my mom.

@CRAYOISE

7 жыл бұрын

XD, awesome.

@yahavbak

7 жыл бұрын

you're not even wrong

@yahavbak

7 жыл бұрын

did he ever come to israel? that would have been awesome, but sadly no

Back in my school there was a single fight and that person got sued and that was the end of that. After that was the age of "throw the first punch yo!"

@AmazingAutist

5 жыл бұрын

Doctor Death Bed So... sad...

I was in preschool when I fought someone... I REALLY loved kamen rider and power rangers with a real sense of justice. So when I saw some kid steal stuff or bully people my dumbass mind just knew I needed to defeat evildoers. Still don't know why I changed schools, but whatever.

Badass Woolie and Liam. And yeah, sometimes people need the shit beat out of them so they'll learn. Not everybody, but sooooooooome people. >_>

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

3 жыл бұрын

Unless you meet someone who follows the logic of “oh what a pussy for not doing X” *wins fight/does X* “Ooooh what a weirdo, you’re crazy” Basically recontectualizing any situation so that they win in their mind

I totally agree that life was so much simpler when you could roughhouse and fight without getting into actual legal trouble. Honestly, it makes me wish I'd been in more fights as a kid.

I'm really not surprised about Pat's history...

Liam has the glorious beard as a testament to his strength that day.

Pat "The Rabid Badger" confirmed.

@AgentJaffacakes

6 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was Pat "The Munchkin Rage-Master"

@JRSanchez93

5 жыл бұрын

He's angry, short, Canadian and has a metal skeleton. How is he not wolverine?

2:19 the correct response is roughly “that you’re self-absorbed enough to think someone laughing is laughing at you, which *is* worthy of laughing at”

I agree with pat, sometimes violence really is the best solution. At least it brings the deep satisfaction that no diplomatic talking can ever bring. My fights usually ended before they even begun. someone was an asshole, i punched/bit/clawed and the end. Probably because the asshole was stunned that I even reacted. I was quiet girl back then. Like when i was in middle school, this one shitkid, he was like 10 i think, sat behind me in bus and wouldn't stop kicking and shaking the seat i was sitting on. He was laughing obnoxiously about it too and just continued harder after being told by me couple of times to knock it off. So i turned around, grabbed a fistful of his hair and slammed his head against the back of my seat. I almost pushed this same shitkid down the stairs when he later pointed at me at school shouting how I'm crazy. He was at the staircase, it was perfect opportunity. I'm glad i didn't go with the temptation.

Ahhh... The Gud old days of streetfights and rumbles. Hmmm... Where I grew up, there literally was a Rival Schools happening. When we saw the other school kids there is guaranteed a rumble

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

3 жыл бұрын

Tribalism at its best, good times

I don't like fighting but when i was in year 7 i had to go to this all boys catholic school filled with football players and got into any fight i could so i could leave schools, this one kid who was more than a foot smaller than me kept kneeing me in the back of the head on the oval saying he was "speckying" me (in australian football it's when you put your knee on someone's back to get up and catch the ball), i didn't want to fight him because of his size but told him I'm not an idiot and to stop, and the kid was like "or else what, what are you going to do, i dare you to do something" and his friends my size were around like "yea i dare u", so I basically rock bottomed him as hard as i could and after his head bounced off the floor he got up and did that high pitched 3 year old about to cry sound while him and his friends called me a dick and walked off, and that sound he was making was within earshot until he was on the other side of the oval. I am still proud of this.

@boxtank5288

5 жыл бұрын

He fucking dared you Without Really smelling what The Rock is cooking. If he had he probably would have shut the fuck up.

there is a reason pat and woolie are my favorites this is why

Now I know why I like this channel

I invested all my skill points in durability and indifference, I’m not tough I just don’t care for my safety. I just ignored people so hard that I wasn’t worth it, and that’s an amazing way to piss people off

One time in the 4th grade, I was being bullied in the bathroom by this small hunchback. I took his head and slammed it into the bathroom sink. The blood from his nose dripping down the drain. The best part was that nobody told anyone that day.

@boxtank5288

5 жыл бұрын

I guess he could respect that you just ended it very fucking decisively.

Only thing missing from Liam's story is a crowd clapping, feels like it didn't happen

@_ArmIa

7 жыл бұрын

Stranger things have happened. When my mum was like 13 or some shit she broke a dude's nose and didn't even realise until someone asked her about it 3 years later. Bear in mind she was like 90 pounds soaking wet and five foot nothing and this dude was a real big bastard. She didn't even think she'd hit him that hard.

@erikwilliams1562

7 жыл бұрын

Mouate same. even IF this tall tale is true, Liam still sucker-punched a kid.....classy

@cristianl1516

7 жыл бұрын

Erik Williams Yeah if someone's groping me I want them to get a fair fight, fuck Liam for being a decent human.

@Pokemon15231

6 жыл бұрын

old money I think its the fact that he knocked out a kid, told the bus driver and just left him there without any questioning from authorities that makes the story unbelievable. Leaving a 14 year old kid who was knocked unconscious at a bus stop and the driver was fine with it? Sure he's a molester, but the guy probably got a concussion, you need to call an ambulance for that dude.

@AmazingAutist

5 жыл бұрын

Erik Williams a kid sucker punched a kid who was a molester.

This is like yakuza level style way of settling problems like you fight them and the problem solves itself

Pat is basically a tiny ginger Jagi Woolie is a giant black Kenshiro

@boxtank5288

5 жыл бұрын

One that dealt with open Hitman contracts as the case would be with his school

I thought Matt was gonna talk about a story about fighting and kicking the piss outta Bless?

I think Pat is super happy about the dualing laws returning in. canada

Kindergarten- this kid was crying and I went to go check on him and he scratched my eye so I punched him hard as fuck and that was the end, we become friends later elementary school- fought my school bully, punched him in the stomach a few times and they broke it up, then I threw a chocolate bar at a kids eye for talking shit, and slapped a girl for doing the same, all of that happened in my last day of elementary

@RedDragonEnigma

7 жыл бұрын

Then middle school they had some fight Club thing going on at the bathroom after school, I went in one time, kinda sparred with a older kid then that was that, high school- kid talking shit in 9th grade (mind you this was when I started boxing) went to a abandoned house, fought and I won with a jab, almost had the police called on me by the kids mom but I guess she had other things to worry about because he was getting kicked out of high school for something, then 10th grade a former friend punched my mom and I was beating on him for about 2 or 3 minutes, and he was then sent to the police, other than that, today it's sparring and training to have my first amateur fight, which I guess count but are sanctioned fights

Pat needs to be arrested.

@michaelrobinson6059

7 жыл бұрын

Milkman Maurice We've been saying that since he bought baby biscuits and a hacksaw.

Man, these stories just remind me of my time in Elementary. I remember this one time where I was minding my own business. Playing Tether Ball when all of a sudden this bigger kid (probably a year older than me, I can't remember it was the 1st grade) just shoved me to the ground yelling "Tag!". I wasn't even playing with them and I hit the ground hard. I can barely remember what happens next as I was in pain and pissed off. So according to the other kids I ran and grabbed the kid running by the shoulders and just threw him down onto the edge of a sandbox (the concrete kind, not the plastic ones) breaking or injuring his collar bone. I had to apologise, give the kid some tickets to Harry Potter and was forced to take Anger Management Counseling from then on. From that day, I learned that the crying kid has more power in these kinds of situations. So what do I do with this knowledge? I learn to be an even bigger scumbag because I can't win in a fight. I decided to win the war by biting my own arm, crying and then blaming it on the person who provokes me. Of course they would call me a liar and that I bit myself, but the teachers never believed it. It's funny to look back on this considering I'm such an apathetic/mellow person now who wants to avoid conflict at every opportunity. After that incident I never really got into a fight, school was a mellow and boring time period. Not even sure why I'm sharing this info, just felt compelled to. Anyways, you've read this far. I hope you have a good day.

I got into a fight with a cholo once. We were at a backyard punk show and he thought I spit at him. We fought with a crowd of people around us. He broke my nose and got me to the ground. I got back up and landed some punches, but he definitely won that round. We had a second round outside of the house and I was able to knock him to the ground but I was so weak from losing so much blood from my nose. I was on top of him throwing punches but he lightly tapped me on the chest and said, "alright man, we're done." Best ass kicking ever but he had respect for me for not backing down. We had a beer together right after.

@Fafafohi

6 жыл бұрын

Guardiansaiyan Never saw him again. I heard he got his eye shot out.

@boxtank5288

5 жыл бұрын

@@Fafafohi *Days of Old INTENSIFIES*

This one hit me with a wave of nostalgia. :(

If you bite somebody, youre likely not going to be bothered for one reason for another, just don’t let anyone else see it

I only had a few physical altercations in my childhood. The first one I can remember was in the 5th grade when I punched a kid in the stomach over some name call (I was not a well tempered kid). Second was when I tried to choke a kid out, felt terrible about it, apologized to the kid later in the day, changed schools shortly afterwards, and never raised my hands in anger against another human being to this day. The third time was a bit more whimsical. There was a short period of time when it was en vogue to jump on someone's back and go on a "surprise rodeo." When someone rried to do it to me, I flipped him over my shoulder, putting him flat on his back. I helped him up, we had a larf, good times had by all.

okay that kid who groped a women on the bus got his pants stolen and finds white stuff skatter around him. that's what heppens when. you fuck with liam. pat's sakigake otokojuku adventure

Ah, so "PI ON WOOLIE" is why he likes royal guard so much

I remember some Mexican kid trying to fight me over (don't even remember) and i beat him so bad that for the rest of high school random people would come up to me saying "are you that black kid who beat up that mexican guy"

@MathiasAblazed

7 жыл бұрын

Taiyou94 That's actually pretty awesome.

@TheSonic497

6 жыл бұрын

Taiyou94 Haha, opposite thing actually happened to me. I was a dumb little Mexican kid, so in 5th grade, this random black kid, out of, nowhere told me to know my place in the middle of a hallway. I was honestly confused, since I had no idea who he was, and never talked to him at all, so told him to fuck off, like to the little dumbass I am. The next day, while I went for a bathroom break, the same kid tries to pull a fast one on me while taking a piss, I noticed before he could land a hit, and ended up accidentally peeing on him. He got startled by that, so I took advantage of it, and ended up decking him in the face, almost knocking him out. I ended up getting suspended, and got a mouthful from my parents.

@akrasia1588

5 жыл бұрын

The Useless Channel IMPROVISE. ADAPT. OVERCOME

@jacobmilner390

5 жыл бұрын

@@MathiasAblazed Uh, I guess?

Man, if I knew how I'd make Mugen characters out of these guys. Woolie would obviously be a boxer who does Haka to buff himself, Pat would be a grappler who has some underhanded moves, and a gun, Matt would fight with a fire axe, obviously, which can be thrown and picked up (1% chance of him throwing it off screen and it becoming unrecoverable for the rest of the round). Liam would fight like he's from an anime fighter, obviously he'd have attacks that are references to various anime and, inspired by his story here, has a one hit KO move that either has a really long startup so that it's not super easy to land, or he has to pick up manga and other merch off the ground, and once he's collected everything he needs, he gets access to it. Why am I coming up with this stuff at 4AM?

@boxtank5288

5 жыл бұрын

See I like that Tech, and yeah I have Liam's be a move that requires a full super meter and it's got that very noticeable tell but if it hits, one hit KO.

“I saw a kid get knocked out but hey 🤷🏻 don’t cause a fuss right” At least before knowing the context

Inner City Schools aren't that bad. All of our teachers hated us though.

I miss acceptable violence too Pat. Like, I totally understand the problems, but sometimes vigilante justice just feels like the "best" form of justice. That's why I don't get into political discussions. I get very "social Darwinism", and society doesn't like that anymore.

@mello6311

4 жыл бұрын

Well I mean, how long would it be before someone decides YOU need to take a dirt nap if we lived in a free for all society?

@Puckosar

4 жыл бұрын

Because "social darwinism" is real fucking cringe due to how retarded it is

It's really sad and upsetting how in this age, being a deplorable piece of shit in school is rewarded, and the people who try stop them get expelled. Its especially bad when you're put into special education and youre surrounded by these fuckheads, and youre unable to make any friends because the only social activity you get is with borderline psychopaths, and because you're in the same group as them, people avoid you because they assume you're the same. Yeah I don't like school.

You are my hero Woolie

Only in Canada could Liam's little adventure go so well for all parties involved (and before you ask, no I dont care what happened to that scumbag they ditched at the next stop XD )

I never got into fights, but I did knowingly do nothing when bothered so that I would Inherently be seen as in the right and authority would take my side easily, it works super well

Some of my old elementary school friends ganged up on me with their new friends around halfway through my grade 7 year, all of my new friends fucked off and left me on my own against 7+ people. In the end, I actually didn't do too bad.

@boxtank5288

5 жыл бұрын

Describe not too bad? Because it sounds like you managed to beat seven people or at least beat the majority of them before they got to you.

My school has a strict policy of “if you try to defend yourself with violence, you’re just as bad.” We were put into an assembly where the principal told us to our faces “you better run away from a fight, but if you can’t you can only block.” And they held true to that statement. This girl got pushed into a literal corner and beaten to shit by two girls and the school called it even because the victim hit back towards the end. Of course she hit back! The teachers were just watching waiting for the resource officer to get involved because they didn’t want to get in trouble for putting their hands on a student. Like she was getting her face beaten in and they expected her to not defend herself? Pisses me the fuck off. Utter bullshit. Everyone involved got DAEP which is like alternative school for when you fuck up super hard.

When i was in elementary we had huge fights in a abandoned bull riding arena every boy from my class vs the boys from the other class in the same grade

liam the larper

A security guard at my school grabbed 2 fighting students by the neck, and pinned them again a chainlink fence. The fight was pathetic anyways, so the guard was entertaining.

My school experience has been disappointingly devoid of fights. The biggest post elementary thing that happened was I punched a kid in the chest for being a little shit and he cried, but that's as far as it went. Didn't get in trouble for it though, so that's pretty cool.

Same pat, same Except I wasn't as short

I had anger issues when I was a child...

Closest to w fight i ever got was my younger brother being a little shit to me while in trying to watch tv and i judo flipped him while sitting on the floor. I forgot what exactly he was doing but i just remembered grabbing him and flipping him over my shoulder like nothing

I wish schools were not as strict as they are today

Freshman year was a weird year for me

I miss school fights

Yeah, violence is the answer sometimes.

Knocked out 2 guys, which were bullying me, in different fights but got beat up in the dark at a campground but I have no idea how many guys were involved at the campground.

I've almost fight I've been in

If you're asleep that doesn't mean you give consent.

5:26 I guarantee these fights still happen

Can anyone here confirm that "P.I." is a thing? Never heard of it outside of this podcast.

Liam is Takeo from Ore Monogatari.

@Shogunelite

7 жыл бұрын

A proper gentleman

Woolie took NO shit back then. Lol Hell yes! >:D Also, my experience was with a piece of shit in the 5th grade who always made fun of my ear, because it was a little bruised. As an odd kid, I always picked at it and stuff, so that caused it to swell and get a little black, so day after day after day after DAY, he would keep calling me burnt ear. If I even looked in his general direction or even just existed he would always go "Whachu lookin at Burnt Ear?" I wasn't the kind of kid who enjoyed fighting or any kind of conflict. But after my brother talked to me I made a decision that the next time he would call me burnt ear, I would "handle it." While in the lunch line, he called me it AGAIN so I just said fuck it and tackled the son of a bitch, punching at him. We were both suspended and boy did it feel good. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up afterwards. Lol

I need to get into a fight now shit

Back when I was in school. I had a fight where the guy's first move was fail to rugby tackle me. My footing held and I could have easily kicked his teeth in. But instead I did nothing and let him do his flail on me and land one punch that did nothing (he knew the moment his opening move failed I could have ruined his day at any moment I wanted so he got desperate). This was my honour system's permission to land one solid punch on him to end it in one. Fucking teacher goes in to stop the fight just when I was gonna punch him straight in the forehead to force a concussion on him (I didn't want to make his already ugly face uglier, just in case I could fake a lie that I never hit him-turns out me actually making a conscious choice to not hitting him and saying that to the teacher got me the same punishment as him). Next day, lil bitch was talking shit about "winning the fight" for landing a punch that did nothing. Wanted to rip him a new one right there. But I didn't. Given the stories I have heard of the best friends. I learned that being the better man is bullshit and in my adult life that has resulted in me having Pat level cynicism about honour and compassion. Punch babies ladies and gents, or they'll grow up not knowing the fear from the punishment of being an asshole.

Sure you did, Liam, sure you did.

When I was in high school, this guy who was at least 2 feet taller than me and insanely fat tried picking a fight with me and I beat him in a fight with a single move. I dodged his giant gorilla fist, weaved around him and jumped, putting my arms around his neck. (I was the smallest kid in school and he was one of the biggest so I literally had to jump to reach his neck) I then used all of my strength to pull back, pulling him over. As he fell, I let go and let myself hit the ground and rolled to the side so he didn't land on me. He fell backwards and hit his head on the ground, knocking himself out. When he woke up he cried.

In all fairness, i didn't WANT to kick the ass of the student that pushed me to the ground. In all fairness, I didn't WANT to choke slam them back whenever they kept me from exiting a room by blocking the door In all fairness, I didn't WANT to make him suffer for being an asshole ever since 5th grade all the way to 9th. The worst part is that he was 2 years older than me, and he was most likely above my weight class by like 3 classes. I know that revenge isn't always the answer, But man! Would it have felt GREAT to just wail on him.

Holy fuck Liam is BASED. Closest thing to a fight I've had also happened in a bus. Guy put me in a headlock, started laughing, I whacked him one. My dad's advice? "Draw blood next time." We were doing martial arts at the time, so not getting a good hit in was kinda embarrassing.

Oh damn mad respect for Liam.

Liam the hero we need

Matt's story sounds SUPER Fake