"hey son, what are you drinking?" "soy milk" "hola Milk, soy tu padre"

When does a joke become a dad joke? When during the delivery it becomes apparent.

How many clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to sit on top of the ladder and hold the light bulb, and 4 to pick up the ladder and run in a circle.

Fantastic restoration! I only get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.....

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“A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer and a mop.” Just keep repeating it; it gets funnier with each retelling.

I really like the rustic and well loved look of the cleaver. Very nice restoration 👍

Going back to Saturdays? I loved the Saturday uploads. I had 3 of my favorite channels posting in the mornings. It was like being a kid again when tne cool cartoons came on. You were one of the cool cartoons that I loved. STILL do.

How did the Hamburger introduce his girlfriend? "Hey everyone, I'd like you to meat Patty"!

Good job mister beautiful restoration well done

I really enjoy this episode. Good planning resto and filming.

Great job 👏👍👌❤

You need to do a restoration video on your poor chisel. So 😔

If a werewolf bites a house, does it become a ware/werehouse?

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. What do you call a man who can lift a car? Jack. What do you call a man laying at you front door? Matt. What do you call a man hiding in autumn leaves? Russel. Why did the man throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. What is green and brown and would kill you if it fell on you from out if a tree? A pool table. How do you catch a unique rabbit? You neek up on it. I have an endless supply of these...

ES could stand flr ES Hurlbert who made civil war era blades, knives, cleaverz. Although thejr marking changed. The 'S' coukd also e a '5'' meaning this was an E pattern knife, meaning c,eaver,and then 5 meaning 5 inch width.

Cool! A hand forged cleaver blade!

Nice 😊

What did the chefs knife say to the vegetables. Chop! Chop!

When does a joke become a dad joke? when it becomes a parent...

Want to hear a dirty joke? My dog fell in the mud… Want to hear a clean joke? We gave her a bath. …

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th man ducks.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump.

what do you call two guys hanging on a wall? Curt and Rod.

Q- How can you identify a dogwood tree? A- By its very distinctive bark.

This vet decided to host a costume party for all the vets in his area. At the party he noticed the exotic vet had shown up with a lady on his back. He asked the exotic vet, "Hey, what are you supposed to be?" The exotic vet said, "A turtle." The vet said, "Oh, nice! Who's the lady on your back?" The exotic vet replied, "That's Michelle!"

What do you call a dog with a hammer? A Labrathor.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A f-shhh!

Here about the guy who invented knock- knock jokes? He got the Nobel prize. Excellent job! Thank you!

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I think that's a sloppily stamped 5, not an S. Nice work on the resto.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What days are the strong days? Saturday and Sunday, because Monday through Friday are the week(weak)days. Also, all these dad jokes are very...cleaver.😅

Класс!!!👏👏👏

Why can't your hand be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

A monk in Thailand saw the image of Jesus in his tub of margarine. He said, “I can’t believe it’s not Buddha!” (not in US, just wanted to share it.)

How far can a dog run into the woods? Only halfway. Then he is running out of the woods.

What's the difference between a alligator and a crocodile one said see u later and the other one said in a while 😂

Whats brown and sticky?... a stick

What is black and white but red all over? A newspaper (read)

Leave it to cleaver.

Просто, класс. Молодец. Лайкаю.

How do you find will Smith in the mud? . . . . . Follow the fresh prince.

How does this channel have 130k subscribers?

Why did Elvis bring his own food to the BBQ? The had nothing but a pound dog

Just because you blow your nose on it doesn't make it kleenex.

What state has the smallest drink? Minnesota get it minisoda

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Knock Know Who is there? I heat mop I heat mop who? Gross.

Did you know 11 inches is the largest length your hand can be. You knkw why? Because if it was 12 inches, it'd be a foot!

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Sick dad jokes....you were warned How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away hiz credit card. Hiw do you keep an elphant from charging? A fifty caliber. Vegan: "How can you look into the eyes of a prwcious deer, peacefully eating grass in a fiels and kill it?' Me: "Steady breath and proper trigger pull' Whats grosser than gross? A teuck full of dead babies rotting in the hot sun in Summer in Florida. What's grosser than that? The bottom one is alive and eating his way out. What's grosser than that? He's going back for seconds. What's grksser than that? He's hiding under your bed cause your feet smell makes him hungry again

A vegan and a vegetarian want to know if they jump who will land first. Guess who won..... Society

Не умеешь не берись.

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