I feel the most confident telling chemistry jokes That's when I'm in my element.

@halo00to14

2 жыл бұрын

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k? Salt made a pun joke and it was Sodium funny. Chill, bro. It’s called ChemisTRY, not ChemiSUCEED.

@Th3-All3y-C4t-

2 жыл бұрын

Terrible XD Peak Carl, right here!

@myggmastaren3365

2 жыл бұрын

I love your jokes

@burntice3223

2 жыл бұрын

and here i thought it’s because you’d always get a reaction

@jfb-

2 жыл бұрын

they always get a good reaction

carl: *dodges troll* also carl: "why is there a death block here? I don't need it.." no learning has taken place.

@brightpowder_cena

2 жыл бұрын

Things Carl has learned:

@Firefly256

2 жыл бұрын

@@brightpowder_cena 1. Learning is useless

"It never gets you on the first go, unless it gets you on the first go." -CarlSagan42, 2022

@platinummyrr

2 жыл бұрын

The intent behind the words is pretty legit tho: either it 100% gets you on the first go, or you don't even realize it's there. The trap is so well designed it doesn't reveal itself if you wait.

@markpiper6382

Жыл бұрын

60% of the time, it works every time. - Shadekitty (probably)

My dad owned a well drilling company where the majority of his work was drilling and installing water well systems for residential home. And let me tell you, nothing moves slower than something on its way to falling down a well. Its a chain of events that all happen in super slow motion, but also end up being kind of a blur. Before you know it, you're arm is shoulder deep in the well, helplessly reaching for the 'thing', but its gone. (smart phone, amp meter, pipe wrench, just to name a few)

[squints] "... I'm dumb, chat." I mean, yes, but in the absolutely best and most entertaining ways. ❤️😂

This level has some magician tricks in it. Even in the first two screens it uses the concept of misdirection. You are busy looking somewhere else and suddenly quarter (Fish) in the ear.

@Nat_the_Chicken

3 ай бұрын

"Here, put this fish in your ear"

"It will never get you on the first go unless it gets you on the first go" I guess that counts as learning. Good job Carl.

thanks for the entertainment over the years!

@JudoGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks to all the level makers too. They are the creative ones

"It will never get you on the first go, unless it gets you on the first go." - Carl 2022; words to live by

After the terrible day I had, it is such a welcome sight to come have some laughs at Carl's expense. Thank you Mr Sagan42

Can we please appreciate the facepalm picture when you go through the last door? Perfect ending for a great troll level. Had me giggle dozens of times. And as always, kudos to Dave :)

A dumpster fire in a flood lol. Flawless execution by whoever was the editor for this one.

Oh, I’ve definitely experienced that time slowing when I’ve dropped something I think it’s kinda related to a theory as to why time speeds up when you get older-basically it’s because your brain processing/visual/auditory/etc. slows as you age, so it’s almost like you aren’t getting as many ‘frames per second’ to put it in video game terms. So when you drop something, your brain kicks into a quick hyper awareness and….yeah, trippy stuff

@Zeuskabob1

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's more correlated with memory forming. When something falls your brain kicks into high gear recording everything as it happens because of higher stress, and then afterwards you remember it happening as if in slow motion because you remember every moment of it happening. I think it's a memory-based illusion like deja vu.

@billybobjoe1335

2 жыл бұрын

The other reason “time flies” as you get older (IIRC) is because of how each year becomes a smaller fraction of your life.

Hey Carl, why didn't the Biologist and Physicist get along? They didn't have Chemistry.

@PoochieCollins

2 жыл бұрын

hehehe

Damn, Shade Kitty might be in the running for best current troll maker. Really can’t think of many other folks who are bringing the heat like this. Abotun is fantastic. Steveo… well he certainly makes levels. But yeah, Shade is bringing the heat.

@le_gus001

2 жыл бұрын

What an understatement about stevo :D

@leeartlee915

2 жыл бұрын

@@le_gus001 Steveo knows he’s good but he also likes to make straight up trash. We let him get away with it because, when he wants to, he can be creative. But not always.

@rynabuns

Жыл бұрын

my favourite sugar substitute Steveo

Great level with impeccable timing a few times. Carl seemed a little extra blind today. I was looking at that green platform under the key and thought no Carl you wouldn't.

13:58... peak editing there Dave. That needs to be a twitch emote

that falling piranha plant troll is crazy :O never seen anything like it before!

Anyone else not watched Carl in a while, and now is startled every time he dodges a fish?

That starting spike got Carl so good he pounded on his desk and broke the fabric of time around him.

Best troll level i have seen in a long while, genius

I like how good and gorp has become just in your vocab now

Carl is a master at playing levels perfectly as in falling for trolls

2:12 "It will never get you on the first go, unless it gets you on the first go!" 🤯

At 3:36 if you pause at the right time (or advance by frames by pressing , and .) right before the confetti you can notice that his editor got it from Green Screen Effects!

Thanks for your content, bro. Truly, one of the few I look forward to. When I see new content, I legit get excited and set apart time so I can truly watch. Hilarious video man, keep it up as long as possible. Thanks lol.

Thank You for SGDQ, and crew. & Thank You for the first 2 min of this upload 👍🏻

wow, this level is really good. so well designed, theming, mechanisms and setups, teaching.

I think a dumbster fire floating in water is probably the most controlled dumbster fire ever. Can really spread anywhere

Three Carl videos in three days?! It's Christmas in July!

That was freaking amazing!

5:50 Sounds like Larl himself ate the Link power up

Congrats on winning as "It's a Face" at GDQ! But we are seriously ready for Evil 3.0 please! Pretty please!

@platinummyrr

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure his friends are ready tho....

creator timing was so spot on

Bruhh I caught a Carl video before the notification 💀

ShadeKitty played Carl like a Stradivarius

16:14 Carl _almost_ showed learning, but fumbled it.

In regards to the time slowing down sensation, there is a reason for that. Our eyes operate like a video with a set refresh rate. For sake of argument say it is 60 frames per second. Our sense of time is partially based on how many frames the brain sees, so if we see 90 frames our brains equate that to 1.5 seconds. During periods of stress our body kicks into overdrive and ups our eyes' refresh rate to, say, 120 frames per second. So in that same 1.5 seconds we now see 180 frames. But our brain still calculates time normally so it thinks 3 seconds have passed. Net result, it feels like more time has passed than actually did, which gives the impression of things being in slow motion.

Havent watch your videos in a while I definetly need to get back into watching these

This level was awesome!

The cut scream in 18:06 got me well

12:52 carl, having seen this anti power up setup 5000 times, and got passed it on the previous life: “why are you awwing me?” 👹

Eres lo mejor Carl! te mando máximo respeto desde Chile

@reese60678

2 жыл бұрын

Chili’s?

@tanaker11

2 жыл бұрын

@@reese60678 Sorry, I don't speak school shooter

@bboyhanvzla

2 жыл бұрын

@@reese60678 Red Hot Chile Pepper

3:29 This sequence of events is spaghetti and beautiful.

The subtle nuance of the off screen fish

loved this one lol, such a good level

I was trying to figure out how he would die to the spike in the beginning… I didn’t know what I was expecting. 🤦‍♂️

Sometimes I rewind just to watch the facecam reactions to a good troll. 3:28 is one of my favourites.

Having worked in a kitchen for 2 years, the 'grab something that's falling' instinct and the 'the thing is probably 425F' knowledge have still not reconciled.

You really should be able to recognize a dry bones flagpole troll by now. It wasn't even trying very hard to hide it.

3:17 I'm ofishially dying.

Carl talking about things about to fall and everything goes slow motion. As a stocker this happens far too often and there are times it feels like super human reflexes when you catch that shit out of your peripheral.

The level that keeps on giving. Levels like these make me want to buy a switch just to play it.

ngl 13:36 got me laughing so hard xD. This video stood out for me with a lot more humor than before. Bravo Shadekitty

This notification had me excited

Nothing better than sitting down to a bowl a spaghetti and seeing Carl posted a new video!

I love how they set it up so you only get some trolls after you touch cp1 to prevent intel runs

@1un4cy

2 жыл бұрын

As well as much easier 1-life runs.

@Fail-harold

2 жыл бұрын

@@1un4cy good point

Carl didn't mention it but the first section has this incredible thing happening where it's constantly training you to (first) not hold right then (second) not stop THEN (third) not hold right again. Masterful level design.

"How did there is two hidden blocks?" CarlSagan42 10:12

11:56 carls troll sense activated in perfect timing

Ok is it just me @ 4:50 is that Toads throbbing 8000000D... no OK. Edit: and the timing of Carls words lmao.

This level is spectacular, lmao

Hey Carl, what kind of tree only grows in a lab? A Chemistry.

@fatsu

2 жыл бұрын

tis good

11:47 Yep fo sure 14:46 My kindness at work almost every day

1:15 *Editor zooms in on the single red coin* *Notices the time* _smacks lips_ "Nice"

The hot garbage really kicked in after CP1.

Keep up the good trolling

15:05 ... with a pen and a pad Tryin' to get this damn label off?

1:03 it was a mole lmao

Nice cut

"important lab lesson: Hot glass looks the same as cold glass" -CarlSagan42

1:17 nice

When did you get a greenscreen

Love it :)

To your slow motion question. One time I was walking with a flour sifter in my hand. It slid out of my hand and did so at just the right angle that happened slid right in my other hand. As it was moving forward

Nerds Together Strong!!!

"hot glass looks like cold glass" is also important in cooking same rule also applies to metal I wish I knew how much nerve damage I have from someone leaving a pan that has been on a hot stove for god knows how long without any cold water running

The reason things appear to be slow motion is that we're in a simulation and it's a bit of computational lag to figure out how to simulate our reaction and physics of the falling object..... that or our eyes are really broken pieces of evolutionary jank and lies to our brain about information (like looking away from a clock hand then looking back and it taking longer than a second to tick over).

The ending looked like and evil face with the icicles as teeth

Carl uploads right after Neil deGrasse Tyson uploads a video titled "What is Spaghettification?" Coincidence? Yeah, probably. :P

Played again, fiddle-boy ;) Wait, that sounds harsher than I intended...

Give the editor a raise for the Miyamoto bit 🤣

At the 17 minute mark right now. I may be wrong, but I feel like this is going to be some auto level shenanigans.

@andyq524

2 жыл бұрын

I was wrong. Still a funny level though.

10:38 Bit of a Beavis & Butthead laugh going on there lol. I've heard Carl's laugh for years now, but this one is *distinctively* like Beavis & Butthead.

5:00 I feel we've reached the point where I'm just gonna ram my face into the ice spike. **dies** End of Video: Where's the end? Oh. **Rams face into the ice spike. Wins**

@shadekitty139

2 жыл бұрын

Carl was just 36 steps ahead and he didn’t know

carl at 0:22 to 0:23 is my spirit-animal.

That space between the green screen sheets behind Carl in the beginning (see around 02:30).

5:40 I guess you got a real kick from that

15:52 LMAO

- Como se despiden los Quimicos? - ACIDO todo un placer.

You can make directional timers with Mario and units when entering a space. Meaningg when scrolled locked. You can make it so you have to rush to switch a state or nothing. Or punish for rushing... Then nothing. Punish makes more sense since there is no discovery. It's as simple an enemy with a power on it and a thwomp. Not sure on there set up have to check the editor.

1:46 The sea saw of doom. 😄

@vaqarkhan9155

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, so it won’t trigger until you rush to the door. Genius set up indeed.

@vaqarkhan9155

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, I’ve seen this in Geek’s video.

@vaqarkhan9155

2 жыл бұрын

15:58 Offscreen Twomp, is on of my favorite troll and funny.

@vaqarkhan9155

2 жыл бұрын

23:56 😂 That face palm is so funny.

21:07 Also I don't even think you died to the spike itself, but rather being squished by the launcher from above as well

I heard some fiddling in this level.

Someone should make a troll level that predicts Carl won't fall for the troll, like a reverse troll level

20:32 the KingBling special

This is shortcarl, i need longcarl who can edit 45mins’ videos. XD

6:10 "Twitter for Android"

I don't like the idea of Carl having two spaghetti meals in one day.

@Whit_Siever

2 жыл бұрын

Aww give him his troll back. I have work in the morning

13:35 Gilfred Gottfried vibes