“Jonah, this is no excuse as to why you have 7 pounds of crack under your seat”

@SmellyToesMmmm

Жыл бұрын

Haha lol

@ZBRUSHer418

Жыл бұрын

I’m dead

@mimix8980

Жыл бұрын

@@ZBRUSHer418bro idk if your comment is just straight laughing or you’re just dead

@swirltz5217

Жыл бұрын

💀

@positivedud4961

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but my friends have tons on crackers so why can’t I have crack? 😩

“Your honor, my client was simply boosting the economy and trying to provide for his family”

@oceandriver7

Жыл бұрын

that might actually work

@brixenlang3207

Жыл бұрын

And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

@anakinGTI

Жыл бұрын

The real crime is not stealing when you’re hungry

@Redxxxkiller

Жыл бұрын

Better Call Saul

@dan-wh6tj

Жыл бұрын

​@@brixenlang3207 peak fiction

How redditors think they sound like in real life

@thegrandatm1844

4 ай бұрын

Literally

@PolishGovernmen_t

11 күн бұрын

Legit bro 😂😂

@imtotallysmartT_T

9 күн бұрын

real

@JoJo-ie2fz

7 күн бұрын

I mean... They're not wrong 😭

@sageex3931

6 күн бұрын

😂🤣

"No officer, I was buying the drugs to support the dealer's family!"

@hehehapog

3 ай бұрын

LOL

@osramaghribia88

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@HaloDude557

19 күн бұрын

Think of the cartel member's infant son!

@yow_nate5126

7 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sageex3931

6 күн бұрын

😂🤣

“Ok, but you shouldn’t have been doing heroin in the bathroom.”

@meliodasrimarufreeman1754

Жыл бұрын

Lolllllll 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@Challenger2120

Жыл бұрын

LOL YES. dude got arrested at my school for dealing drugs.

@chimkenborgor2199

Жыл бұрын

Whell it's nut that shimple - 🤓

@lakyn1387

Жыл бұрын

What movie is this

@sierracovent2221

Жыл бұрын

@@lakyn1387 ozark it’s a show

How it sounds in a movie:😎🍷 How it sounds IRL: 🤓

@brayanxd4547

Жыл бұрын

Really!

@FilipKysucan

Жыл бұрын

Bro 😂😂 in movie:💩💩💩🐒🐒 in real life: 💩💩💩🐒🐒

@sharkboss97

Жыл бұрын

it sounds trash in the movie/show too

@y2kplanet

Жыл бұрын

Fr the class be like: 🤨🤨😂😂👇. 😀🧐🤨🤪 😅🥲😴. 🤡 😇💀🤔

@ignacioduplan8422

Жыл бұрын

"IRL" 🤓

Jonah is the kind of kid to argue over everything and then get upset when told to shut up or go to the office

@prelawnoob

10 ай бұрын

I have a friend who is like that

@Gemini4400

6 ай бұрын

Arguing is fun kind of a game. My favorite is turning people words against them and them getting frustrated

@0Letten0

4 ай бұрын

Most activists think the same​@@Gemini4400

@thevaccinator666

3 ай бұрын

​@@Gemini4400 😑 I hope you're being sarcastic, and mocking people who do that.

@Gemini4400

3 ай бұрын

@@thevaccinator666 kinda I was lying about it being fun it get really frustrating coming up with stuff on the spit so I have all my conversations planned out and it usually goes my way.

Principle: " should we stop this?" Janitor: "Nah, let him cook"

"Jonah I understand your point, but that doesn't mean you can get to keep doing meth in the bathroom"

@itsahmed8864

Жыл бұрын

😂nooo cappp

@quit83636

Жыл бұрын

LMAOO BAHHAHAAA

@JmKrokY

Жыл бұрын

Lmao 💀

@hehehehaw8346

Жыл бұрын

😂

@worcestershiresauce6377

Жыл бұрын

you mean "The Methroom"

My comebacks in the shower be like:

@damianhernandez8725

Жыл бұрын

this is extremely relatable in a way that I dont want it to be ;-;

@dhiaanthakkar9272

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@IbraAli-_-

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@BakugoKatsuki102

Жыл бұрын

It’s illegal to have this relativity

@AutZeroOneGotBanned

Жыл бұрын

bruh I know

That's explains why Matt Murdock is such a good lawyer 😅

@Joedog-wn6zx

7 ай бұрын

Was about to make the same joke

“Drugs are addictive” and she looked confused when he said that it ain’t that easy

@saphiregough1480

22 сағат бұрын

It's not, in addition to stapling the economy it is also heavily present in our culture. I mean, how else does the disease of addiction spread anyway? Typically one of two ways: curiosity or peer pressure. The former will always exist, the only thing we can try to do is encourage that particular delve in later life (when one reaches their 80's or 90's).

"Jonah, that is still no excuse to run a methamphetamine empire outside of school."

@claymationgloves3662

Жыл бұрын

Mr. Jonah, We need to cook Jonah.

@anniebelle873

Жыл бұрын

jonah we need to cook!

@DreamyJD

Жыл бұрын

@@claymationgloves3662 but I can’t cook 😮

@finger420

Жыл бұрын

We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could of shut your mouth, cooked and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect but no! You just had to blow it up. You! And your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!

@theredprime

Жыл бұрын

JESSE

"Jonah, you need to stop watching breaking ba-" "NO."

@moimoi2404

Жыл бұрын

Is that the name of this movie?

@legoandmore5929

Жыл бұрын

@@moimoi2404 no breaking bad Is a series of a man named Whalter white a chemistry teacher who has lung cancer and need to make methamine which is a drug,when one of his students join him trying to make as much money as possible to get rid of his lung cancer he killed multiple people including his brother for net worth to get the money but at the end it’s too late for whalter because he’s dead(btw I didn’t watch this series I just know about it)

@moimoi2404

Жыл бұрын

@@legoandmore5929 ok, thx so much

@Nic-zj5eh

Жыл бұрын

@@moimoi2404 The name of the series is ozark

@RBLXandVlogs

Жыл бұрын

according to my calculations Walter white is a baddie🤓🤓🤓🤓💨

"We love drugs but not too much drugs. Just the riiight amount." - US Government

@zelven6109

11 ай бұрын

Anything that goes in is part of it. Thats just how economics work

"Jonah, You can not make any excuses for the fact you are high and just snorted 72 pounds of crack in front of me"

@kingofdeath9012

27 күн бұрын

Nah, mans is dead

@TH3DUDE0075

5 күн бұрын

The only crack in someone’s nose is booty crack. They smoke it not snort it.

@RocketMan21-vp9ie

3 күн бұрын

72 POUNDS!!! DAMN. bro isn't alive after 5 how he doin 72?

@wolfpat

2 күн бұрын

You don't snort crack. You smoke crack. If you're gonna snort it, just don't do the conversion. When you buy it on the street, you specify "hard" (crack) or "soft" (powder cocaine).

@Finlay-o-Fish

Күн бұрын

Course u know​@@wolfpat

That one 13 years old in discord chat be like:

@nxcplasma9322

Жыл бұрын

L9l

@rose.avocxdo

Жыл бұрын

Lolll

@quandale_dingle..

Жыл бұрын

thats me

@jzm7

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@lordfarquad_0782

Жыл бұрын

YESSS!!

the bullied kid's imagination when he gets home after a day of being silent at school

@Ahlbatrouz

Жыл бұрын

That was me at one point 😭

@subtomeforacookie8849

Жыл бұрын

Thats not even funny bro...

@growskull

Жыл бұрын

@@subtomeforacookie8849 its not a joke its true and probably what the writers felt like writing this reddit ass scene

@RandomGamer-

Жыл бұрын

Bro that's me lol

@sirevan9147

Жыл бұрын

​​@@subtomeforacookie8849It is funny you saying it isn't funny just shows your the kid he's describing.

"Jonnah, you have 2 bags of crystal meth in your bagpack. Tf you mean "they are innocent"

That one kid that always talked back in elementary school:

“ Jonah put the crack away !” “But I have a family to support !”

@afkboy7078

Жыл бұрын

"i need it man - more then u do"

@jakeperez5436

Жыл бұрын

“a family to feed” get it right bro

@Hxmxze

Жыл бұрын

U guys are clearly to young to understand

@yesnoyesnomaybeso

Жыл бұрын

@@Hxmxze 💀

@poalima6527

Жыл бұрын

“they also prop up the US economy” he says while the country loses $188.4 billion each year as a result of drug related healthcare, mortality, criminal justice, child and family assistance, education, and productivity loss. 😬

"Jonah this is why you need to stop watching breaking ba-" "I AM THE ONE WHO BREAKS THE BAD"

@Jonah.i_dont_know

Жыл бұрын

I am the one who cooks

@corvettec4977

Жыл бұрын

I AM NOT IN DANGER SKYLER, I AM THE DANGER

@THEWORLDS_SMALLESTVIOLIN

Жыл бұрын

Yes i do the cookin, yes i do the cleanin

@andrej7337

Жыл бұрын

Im the one who hacking

@Psi-9_AbyssGazers

Жыл бұрын

it perfectly fits

I’d like to see this argument hold up in court

The world needs more kids like this.

@Hdjdjebsjnwndhw-572handle

4 күн бұрын

No that would equal in more ppl doing drugs as they would eventually believe drugs our good

This kid has been taking chemistry classes from Walter White.

@sagarj8125

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kpopcandy07

Жыл бұрын

Hehehe 😉😉😉

@ollyjames1888

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kaycharlie352

Жыл бұрын

🤣🔥🤣

@imnainggolanpm2245

Жыл бұрын

in this series, Jonah's character was not that into chemistry. Jonah was more into how the cash flows, and how to launder them though 😄

POV : Jonah watched a documentary about drugs but couldn't finish watching it cause he had to go to bed.

@futball_direct

Жыл бұрын

What is bro saying 💀

@levirr11

Жыл бұрын

@@futball_direct the kid is speaking facts bro

@Equilibrium21

Жыл бұрын

@@levirr11 Have you seen drug dealers? They hardly struggle to survive

@TrueUnKnx

Жыл бұрын

​@@levirr11 he's really not

@jhonnyrahel5231

Жыл бұрын

​@@levirr11 yup but don't be brainwashed Humans are always put in delusion So what i mean is before you agree on these kind of things or trying to talk serious things , what he said ("i would sign" and tries to become the big brain guy trying to talk about GDP ) ,in realty he would learn from the future when he watchs what diff kinds of harmful things drug dealers and users damage pure peoples lives within his or out of his life , thats why America(other countries too including mine) is messed up country b/c kids like these don't have teachers which can outsmart them and grow up admitting things that what waste peoples lives are the one which are benefiting them , he talks about money what about peoples minds and life's which is constantly and highly being messed up is it worth it? Nothing is perfect but why going far with it while you can cut it from the bottom when it tries to rise So humans are their own enemies! Sorry if i get to much its because i hate it when i am watching shows that peoples are low valued and they are trying to promote it and like more of 95% peoples agree and keep on it while 3% peoples are being shit on its like majority rules minority rights and its on the hands of 1% of the devils which rule the world, 1% are the ones who are not seen /cancelled / in prison / somewhere / which are fighting but at what cost while the one who is winning is keeping them to shut up (Earth after death will be the only key to get punished for what you have done including me until then sinners will be judging sinners )

LET HIM COOK!!!!

Series name- Ozark and this kid's father and mother are kinda super in what they do !! Must watch 🔥❤️

“Jonah, you have no family to feed. This is why you live in an orphanage”

@blackndwhite79

Жыл бұрын

Likes

@ktdaishokl8457

Жыл бұрын

Nooooooo

@quit83636

Жыл бұрын

OMG LOLLLL

@JmKrokY

Жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@fungfun1452

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Drugs won't affect the child. The child:

@tylermccann2518

Жыл бұрын

Andrew tate when he was 12

@quit83636

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@gunoily

Жыл бұрын

??? you all dont understand him?

@nossta5242

Жыл бұрын

​@@gunoily Anyone who's remotely smart is considered weird to today's society I swear

@gunoily

Жыл бұрын

@@nossta5242 really its sad

Better call saul

How grown adult writers imagine winning arguments as a child in elementary school.

@Hexarise

Ай бұрын

Bro did not watch the show

“Bro has watched one too many Breaking Bad episodes”

@X-Cal1bur

Жыл бұрын

waltuh

@milkyyanks765

Жыл бұрын

I watched them all including the movie and BCS. Still think meth is a sh!t. Remember that one episode when Jessie try to get his money back from the junkies couple and found a kid that live such a sad live just because his parents are drug addict?

@Kobe673

Жыл бұрын

@@X-Cal1bur Yes, Jesse?

@Kobe673

Жыл бұрын

@Professional Milker I’m not evil, I did it for my family.

@OneMinuteReddit11

Жыл бұрын

who tf are you quoting

This kid is gonna be a mafia boss one day 😂

Young Walter White 😂

This sounds like those Reddit “and everyone clapped at the end” stories

@grizzzymd

Жыл бұрын

Yeahthathappened

@louie2747

Жыл бұрын

@@grizzzymd Thank god this exist. I thought I was the only one who wasn’t gullible enough. Literally every one of them recount their stories in 1:1 detail like it’s a novel

@pavlekovacevic1676

Жыл бұрын

​@@louie2747 reddit in any subreddit is full of fake stories

@jgarner1104

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. Things always sound so much more intelligent when you have paid actors rehearsing lines prior to the "debate"

@Live4PLAY3

Жыл бұрын

Litterally dumb statement.

My anxiety: ⬜️⬜️📈📉⬜️⬜️📈 ⬜️📈⬜️⬜️📉📈⬜️ 📈⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

@ZBRUSHer418

Жыл бұрын

Omg its beautiful

@smitachandra3985

Жыл бұрын

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜📈 ⬜⬜📈📉⬜⬜📈⬜ ⬜📈⬜⬜📉📈⬜⬜ 📈⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

@Xiga1980

Жыл бұрын

Masterpeice

@fnfplayer3286

Жыл бұрын

you forgot the last down

@imaginenotbeingabletothink2722

Жыл бұрын

How is this anxiety inducing..

"okay, you got a point, but uhhh.... Drugs are bad mkay?"

He's got a point. Just because it's bad, doesn't mean it's gonna stop. It's bad that people are addicted, but they are. And drug dealers are gonna make a profit one way or another. Taking away access to the drugs isn't gonna help the problem. I stand by that kid. He has a good head on his sholders

“How is it not that simple, drugs are addictive-“ But you didn’t have to cut me off💀

@MonkeysAreAmazing

Жыл бұрын

mans really a gacha player

@gyrozeppeli4862

Жыл бұрын

@Boi Is A chad 🏳️‍🌈⃠Anti Lgbtq & Non believers that name is hilarious. Didn't know people could be that hateful

@lukttk

Жыл бұрын

@@MonkeysAreAmazing Yeah lmfao

@lukttk

Жыл бұрын

@Boi Is A chad 🏳️‍🌈⃠Anti Lgbtq & Non believers Your name is the definition of an Omega male

@jsa2609

Жыл бұрын

funny 😐

"They are innocent" Me and my homies snorting sugar: I damn well agree with you

@Luffy52425

Жыл бұрын

Relatable

@indirabojic375

Жыл бұрын

​@@Luffy52425 hol up

@Luffy52425

Жыл бұрын

@@indirabojic375 don’t ask

I mean the kid was wrong in almost every way, but nice of the teacher to let him speak his mind. But then again the teacher was apparently dumb as hell because she didn’t correct him.

@Nightwing300

Жыл бұрын

It’s a movie script most likely written by a drug addicted 😂

@s-730

7 ай бұрын

I don't think its completely wrong there's definitely some truth to it in a sense, if the war on drugs was never started we probably would've been better off

@alliasstar7289

6 ай бұрын

She allowed him to speak up until the point he started making sense, and then she got mad cause she wanted to scold him in front of the whole class but he's just on a whole other level of critical thought

@z-past1454

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@alliasstar7289NOOO his thinking is actually terrible. Yes it may seem like it helps the US economic in some ways, but it creates other cast problems like health which IS AN EXPENSE. It also overall hurts the environment which is a huge loss. So overall, the costs outweigh the benefit. This kids argued garbage

@x_Solaris_x

11 күн бұрын

It's really important to teach kids how the discussion works and to listen to each other. He stated a point and created an argument to defend it, I'd also say that marihuana, which is considered a drug, is used as a medicine as well. She lets him speak, then there is her turn to present her arguments, and which may or may not change his mind about the matter. Making a respectful discussion (not an argument, these are two different things) is an extremely important skill in life, in my opinion. Such exercises may also develop children's ability to logical thinking, which also is quite useful in life.

Bruh should be president

“See dad this is why you should let me do drugs” Edit:reply and say pizza Mozzarella

@yaboiryvor7387

Жыл бұрын

AM LIL LOLLLL

@Ghastly-King.

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@bulkysinetv6262

Жыл бұрын

watafak

@abdalla0987

Жыл бұрын

​@@Ghastly-King. pizza mozzarella

@isupportlgtv4kfullhdmp3mp44

Жыл бұрын

​@@abdalla0987 Pizza Mozzarella

Everyone gangsta until Jonah 200 IQ’s the teacher Edit: ok I’ll stop

@nicolasfierro2143

Жыл бұрын

but at all drugs don’t prop up the us economy this is just a corny ass scene to make him seem smart

@tonypeppermint5329

Жыл бұрын

​@@nicolasfierro2143 There's a movement to have weed legalized and get it taxed.

@nicolasfierro2143

Жыл бұрын

@@tonypeppermint5329 this dude is talking about and underground heroin cocaine type of selling where people are killed not stuff people openly talk about smoking and has been basically legal for years nkt plus the weed industry’s pretty small

@nicolasfierro2143

Жыл бұрын

@@user-tp7zb7ej2s that’s mainly due to weed just being legalized and being legalized in only a couple of states that have all the trafic on a country wide scale it’s not legal in most places and isn’t selling those kinds of crazy numbers

@nicolasfierro2143

Жыл бұрын

@@user-tp7zb7ej2s i completely agree cartels do kind of assist the us economy but cartels deal with many kinds of businesses not just drugs they get laws put in place kill people get insider information and many other things organized crime doesn’t make that much of their profit off of drugs

The show better pay for rehab when that kid starts tweaking

Bros argument was so cringe that the fps dropped

And that's how the little Jonah died alone at the age of 20 because of an overdose. -Rest in peace jonah

@B.A.B.G.

Жыл бұрын

More like piss.

@kaylawilcher9245

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't mean he would be on them. he is just correcting her because she is infact wrong. I hate that people are addicted to the and I have almost lost my baby brother multiple times however he is right. isn't that the whole point of pharma?

@ji_my2190

Жыл бұрын

@@kaylawilcher9245 pharma can’t solve everything stupid😂

@ji_my2190

Жыл бұрын

@@kaylawilcher9245 and drug money ain’t the only way to make a living..

@kaylawilcher9245

Жыл бұрын

@@ji_my2190 never said it was. I was just pointing out that even though the teachers getting pissy doesn't make him wrong.i would love to have a world that's drug free but it's not going to happen. Did you know that there are people that go to dealers for anti-psycotic meds because they can't afford pharmacy prices.

When I was a kid, this is how I imagined a debate between me and the teacher would be like.

@ggfootball07

Жыл бұрын

I'm grade 10 and I've done shit like this before its absolutely awesome

@andreykozyrev492

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@davegeorge9538

Жыл бұрын

When I was a kid, this is how discussion's between me and teachers went. I got kicked out of class every week.

@Niechcetakiegourl

Жыл бұрын

"we are not friends" "go to principal" ik what u mean xd

@sgriffiths1448

Жыл бұрын

@@ggfootball07 ..and then you wake up and have to go to school

Walter white as a child be like:

Use them or let them to use you? That's the line

"Jonah, this is no excuse to smoke weed in class."

@Scumane555

Жыл бұрын

Smoke weed

@DeadChannelNow

Жыл бұрын

Smoke Weed Everyday

@quit83636

Жыл бұрын

LMAOO

That kid is going to be a ROCK-STAR.....

I have never met a dealer looking to feed anything but his wallet.

What the boy said was literally why drugs are bad

@unbannable7551

Жыл бұрын

Because plugs have families to feed?

@phucnhahuynh4477

Жыл бұрын

​@@unbannable7551 it's kinda weird when you looking it at different angles. Like, if that drug deal has to feed their families then they should know that drug can ruin a family too

@mikeychido6937

Жыл бұрын

​@@unbannable7551 they can get a real job.

@parallax3288

Жыл бұрын

@@mikeychido6937 although that may be true, what if they had a bad childhood, went into juve, couldn’t pay for college. That level of education can maybe get you 35,000 a year, where as being a dealer could double or Triple that income every year.

@perrytheplatapus1523

Жыл бұрын

​@@phucnhahuynh4477 drug dealer feeds family, guy who buys drugz kills family🧐

“Jonah, that doesn’t explain why you were found selling crystal meth on the playground-“

@Raifyiix

Жыл бұрын

Jonah, we need to cook

@paytonwilcox8558

Жыл бұрын

Hey.....is that a Breaking Bad refrence

Walter White: you’ve got dam right.

This kid's gonna grow up to be such a cool guy. Can't wait

"Jonah, the drug dealer while trying to save his family is ruining thousand other families"

@tanaziolopez1936

Жыл бұрын

And giving money to cartels who kills people

@kayalvizhisivaraj1297

Жыл бұрын

Then how about giving them employment?!

@Name-ru1kt

Жыл бұрын

@@kayalvizhisivaraj1297 if they do that then it will ruin MORE families.

@kayalvizhisivaraj1297

Жыл бұрын

@@Name-ru1kt I didn't comment to give them drug deals employment. I just comment give them employment. And ofcourse, after their judgment from law. If we just talk they are bad, they will always be. I want my society to be better than now, so I need to do something to make it better instead of some dramatic heroes to make it better for my whole life.

@marianec477

Жыл бұрын

​@@kayalvizhisivaraj1297how about them finding a job like the rest of us do?

I'm sure the writer for this scene was really proud of themselves.

@hiseverest9074

Жыл бұрын

Must be junkies themselves.

@hejalll

Жыл бұрын

Yeah instead of helping people's addiction let's just monetize their addiction, bout as American as anything can be

@disnuts8905

Жыл бұрын

Woops, Feminist is angry hahahahaha

@roronovazoro9459

Жыл бұрын

Well his family is in money laundering so dialogue are justified

@soumyaghosh1609

Жыл бұрын

​@@disnuts8905 they are worse than feminist...they are npc of matrix.they are shut this issue because its make them think how miserable and scared they are.they can't get out there little comfortable bubble.

“Jonah, I understand what you’re saying but that doesn’t mean you can start a meth lab in the boys bathroom during lunch.”

The kid with 10 pounds of cocaine on his backpack:

@condor7964

Жыл бұрын

on?

Teacher:what is your father do for living That kid:drug dealer.....

@quit83636

Жыл бұрын

BAHAHA

Bruh. Marty Byrd needs to call Will Smith to protect his Son 😂😂😂😂😂

Kid's got a point

“Jonah a small percentage of ppl go through that so it doesn’t excuse u trying to import 50 tons of cocaine to the local preschool”

@scottvelez3154

Жыл бұрын

That's a lot of coke for one preschool, unless the teachers and pupils are moving weight

The cameraman: "hurry up my invisibility running out"

@NotQuirzz

Жыл бұрын

It's a movie bruh

@jessefigueiredo2680

Жыл бұрын

Ain’t no way this guy thinks it’s not a movie

@KaylagotBitches0ng

Жыл бұрын

​@@NotQuirzz and

@Annoying4ever

Жыл бұрын

@@NotQuirzz r/wooosh

@tttttt7589

Жыл бұрын

​@@Annoying4everbro stuck in 2020

Damn Matt Murdock is on the roll

This was me in third grade with my teacher. She didn't like it when I actually watched documentaries and read books that did not align with the curriculum.

"Alright go to the principal office"

@shivyy.

Жыл бұрын

"go to your managers office"

@Hikik547

Жыл бұрын

​@@shivyy. "Go to ur mom's room for a surprise 😏" 🔪

@rizwanazafar6926

Жыл бұрын

Beluga AYO

@BlackDiamond2718

Жыл бұрын

Goes to secretary of education

@frenchanimations199

Жыл бұрын

Got to walter white's home

“How is it not that simple? Drugs are addictive.” My mind: *exactly.*

@rickcoona

Жыл бұрын

@GameBlockz1 yup this kid was me in school. "Drugs are addictive." "Yes , drugs like Caffeine , how much of *that* drug have *You* taken today?" "Go to the Principles office!" (Goes to office) Principle: "What did you do today, Rick?" "She wanted me to sign an anti-drug pledge, so I Asked the teacher about her daily drug use." (Evil Grin) Principle: [[[Facepalms]]]

@beelzebub3920

Жыл бұрын

​@@rickcoona and then everyone clapped

@rickcoona

Жыл бұрын

@@beelzebub3920 YUP! question the system and they try and punish you "The nail that stands up, gets Hammered Down" i was a nine-inch nail

@fish_toes

Жыл бұрын

then you are very simple-minded lol

@jingkangwu5427

Жыл бұрын

​@@fish_toes 🤓

Lil bro bout to be the next Heisenberg

That kid is very smart we could all learn from him

my anxiety: ⬜️⬜️📈📉⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️📈⬜️⬜️📉📈📉⬜️⬜️📈 📈⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️📉📈⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

@VXNCENT-PLAYA

Жыл бұрын

woah

@lieutenantwind2426

Жыл бұрын

stolen

@xHauz

Жыл бұрын

@@lieutenantwind2426 oh i didint see the other comment i am sorry i did make this for a post before that video and i wanted to use it on here too

@loygeesepicotheraccount2958

Жыл бұрын

Yo you actually made the chart

@xHauz

Жыл бұрын

@@loygeesepicotheraccount2958 you can use the white tile emoji (⬜️) and theese emojis(📈📉) to make this

What 13 year old kids think they will become after going to Hustlers University:

@lkm630y79

Жыл бұрын

They’d probably be more like “actually women weren’t oppressed during yeah xx it’s actually how it’s meant to be 👺” or something the video is actually a pretty leftist argument , so I doubt hustlers university would come even close to this

@meliodasrimarufreeman1754

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@walld1101

Жыл бұрын

💀

Damn he ain’t wrong. Thanks little man

"No talking back to teachers in the halls"

This is why Jonah was my favorite character in Ozark

@olawff

Жыл бұрын

This is why he isnt

@ElTioCubo

Жыл бұрын

He got Ruth killed lmao

@Kutaun

Жыл бұрын

Bro is literally 🤓

@yiannicharitos1057

Жыл бұрын

Who is jonah?

@glitch_54x

Жыл бұрын

@@yiannicharitos1057 he from ozark

"Hey Jonah what ya drinking?" Jonah: "ALCOHOL BELONGS!"

@js1817

Жыл бұрын

What does "alcohol belongs" mean? That's a sentence fragment.

Drugs made a famous billionaire : The Pablo Escobar 💀

"They prop up the US economy" "Timmy, I said do you MATH, not do your METH!"

Bro is describing walter whites entire life

@gaspersnakes

Жыл бұрын

YYYYYYYEESYESYESYWS

@sweatybeanz808

Жыл бұрын

fr fr fr

@pablobigpops

Жыл бұрын

This is the exact moment Jonah became Heisenberg

@personofculture

Жыл бұрын

Heisenberg

@gaspersnakes

Жыл бұрын

@@personofculture bro the pfp reminds that my class are watching history of the first animation on the cinema And your pfp is the woman called Jasmine And were The movie aladin I think Thats what its called

To all those who think the kid was savage : Get off your drug habits!

@bobbats0517

9 ай бұрын

His whole point doesn’t make sense. The reason people were buying so many drugs is because they were addicts. If they weren’t drug addicts it’s not like the money would lay dormant in their accounts. It would have been spent on things like food and a better house.

Dude is giving me more info in 60 seconds than school for 7 hours

@harvz5413

Жыл бұрын

You mean entire school time? Full 13 years of pre college?

@thexxpenguin4340

Жыл бұрын

I go through almost nine hours

@ranveerboi

Жыл бұрын

Bro I go through 11 hours

@hdrakgul3456

Жыл бұрын

​@@ranveerboi rip💀

@pmkl4134

Жыл бұрын

@@ranveerboi How is it?

His math be mathing

@dabinmoukeloukoulanga9563

Жыл бұрын

yes sir

@maximmontana9407

Жыл бұрын

I love when he said "Mathin' Time".

@9tr0n

Жыл бұрын

@@maximmontana9407 and he then mathed all over the place

@adiamondsword8392

Жыл бұрын

Student becomes teacher.

@criminality_mobile

Жыл бұрын

Meth*

That dude knows his stuff lol😂😂😂

This is how it was for me in school I was a genius and constantly had to correct my teachers

Bro woke up and memorised the whole drug page on wikipedia.

@KIRAE72

Жыл бұрын

Nah vro He himself a drug leader 💀

@Bobbricksfor1all

Жыл бұрын

Bro it’s true

@mos6275

Жыл бұрын

​@@KIRAE72 Bro followed Walter White

@Catzillaepic-dr8nb

Жыл бұрын

​@@mos6275 🤓

@exsparkxelraz5569

Жыл бұрын

Is there a TV show?

"JONAH BUT THATS NOT A VALID EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU WERE SMOKING AND SELLING POT ON THE HALLWAY"

@Tricxs

Жыл бұрын

Movie name?

I am damn sure he is taking classes from Walter white 🗿

Drugs at the pharmacy:💀💀

If a kid said that in school, you know it's not long before the cops show up to house with a search warrant and child services.

@gbBakuryu

Жыл бұрын

Nah, the kids at the school I teach at say weirder shit all the time, it is not to be taken seriously.

@fabrypetty1689

Жыл бұрын

Kind reminder that the war on drugs started because the US government couldnt tax drug dealers.

@seraftt

Жыл бұрын

yeah like they do when kids reference school shooters and then when they actually do the school shootings and the police just say "it was on our radar" without actually doing anything to stop them

@cheeeeezewizzz

Жыл бұрын

Uhm no. Child exercising his freedom of speech is not room for issuing a valid search warrant. Any cop the executed such a warrant would end up spending time in Jail.

@Kyle_Reese

Жыл бұрын

​@@gbBakuryu can you tell me one of the weird shit they said?

Okay but her whole point is that people shouldn’t be addicted to drugs in the first place, then he started his point by saying ”but they are” like, ya bro that’s why she’s telling you this😂

@noahtackett6264

Жыл бұрын

It's a kid that's disillusioned to the anti drug campaigns and realizes humans will always be looking for some sort of fix to get high- whether it be exercise, drugs, war, power, whatever. He recognizes the good that drugs do for the economy - hell if the government decriminalized drug use and put a tax on it they'd make so much money, just look at alcohol and how much money it makes them even before it's sold in some cases. It's a sad reality and if a kid recognizes that truth about humanity, they deserve a lot of passes on things because that's the kind of person that makes it far in this world- exploiting various addictions. Look at Amazon and how they exploit an addiction to convenience for example, or the fact that some people will always pick up smoking, especially if they're in military service or shit jobs, or any number of other addictions. And honestly if you're old enough to fight for your country, you're old enough to decide what goes into your body. Fuck anyone who says otherwise because they have no respect for those who came before that have fought and died for the freedoms we enjoy today. Just don't infringe on the rights of others and all will be well. #endthewarondrugs

@legendarygamingplus5524

Жыл бұрын

Technically we all are alchol is a drug caffeine is a drug and so much more he is telling the truth tho

@hunteroutlaw229

Жыл бұрын

Women ☕️

@ninacavallo2827

Жыл бұрын

@@hunteroutlaw229 that doesn’t have to do with anything I said by sure😃

@huskydarklove2216

Жыл бұрын

Shouldn’t be addicted but they are. Sometimes their addicted to drugs before they even take them.

I didnt expected that a kid would sound like that 💀

And it pays that teachers salary, so she can't complain

That’s a great child actor fr

@tylorjones9174

Жыл бұрын

@@user-be4zd7nc7d I do what I want

@WillHelm236

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-be4zd7nc7d Thanks, I won't

This is the exact moment Jonah became Heisenberg

This is a good teacher though. Takes the time to hear him out instead of shutting him out instantly

“Your honor, my client was preventing the collapse of the global economy in 2008.”

He’s the definition of “ Well AkTuALly!” 🤓

@Im_A_Gummy_b3ar

Жыл бұрын

STOP 😂😂😂😂

@MationsDam

Жыл бұрын

What's the joke?

@Tyzone_

Жыл бұрын

“ uhm Tcheoretically schpeaking…” 🤓

@iam.Le0

Жыл бұрын

​@@MationsDam if you get it you get it 🤷‍♀️

@aprettydumbperson

Жыл бұрын

​@@MationsDam basically if you have any education above the 9th grade you're a nerd