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South Park actually won. Athletes are now paid for their name and likeness. Incredible.
@angelicabomination1699
2 ай бұрын
A percent of the profit or the gross?
@CcReap3r
2 ай бұрын
@@angelicabomination1699They get everything from their own likeness. They also are bought by the highest paying school, so that's funny is not particulary competitve.
@johnb7794
Ай бұрын
$600 lol
@ShloppyShmeat
27 күн бұрын
As of seconds ago, they can now get paid directly by the school
@oddballskull1941
15 күн бұрын
South park wasnt in the fight..wtf they just shared their opinion? Its not like the world saw this and went "you know what lets make the change..for south park"
This was a pretty brutal piece of satire.
@supersizesenpai
5 жыл бұрын
Brutal but very very true. Colleges make a fortune of their athletes and the students don't get paid a dime.
@cstgraphpads2091
5 жыл бұрын
@@supersizesenpai Disingenuous load. Students volunteer to be athletes, also paying them to play takes away the point of being at college (academic achievement). How many students who earn top marks in academics get paid for their work? Are student actors slaves too because people pay to see them perform?
@Myndir
5 жыл бұрын
So are you saying that colleges don't make a fortune from their athletes or that students do get paid a dime?
@rc5924
5 жыл бұрын
@@supersizesenpai don't get paid a dime? They get a free college education for playing a fucking game.
@rc5924
5 жыл бұрын
@@interestingcommentbut....7378 they could get decent grades and a scholarship, or take out loans like the rest of us. College athletes don't deserve payment beyond the free education. If you don't like other people making money off it stop watching it on tv
"Student Ath-o-letes oh ho now thats brilliant sir" really got me 😂😂
@jaydrich8115
10 ай бұрын
Bro straight genius 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@b0kk4
7 ай бұрын
Couldn't get the pun here. Also, not a native speaker. Could you explain?
@Me-zo8yc
5 ай бұрын
@ImperialIke My peaches, you done a good job sah!
@alexanderwindh4830
3 ай бұрын
Love that no matter what character he plays he's always a kid. - That childish surprised enthusiasm when he heard something clever. "oooh there's a loophole here"
@alexanderwindh4830
3 ай бұрын
@ImperialIkeit's sad that people are so.... But it's a treat explanation 😂
Him lifting a cigar smelling it and tapping his pocket had me in stitches 😂
@R41ph3a7b6
9 ай бұрын
Yeah.
@R41ph3a7b6
9 ай бұрын
@@milesjohnson5487 how funny.
@Sahiyena11
8 ай бұрын
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 Sir, this is a Wendy's and as I'm sure you see there is a very long line. Please pull your vehicle up and we'll have your order out as soon as possible.
@brianmcmurry5915
6 ай бұрын
All hail the beast Elon musk, @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5
@surfdocer103
5 ай бұрын
I thought it couldn’t get better, but then the Panderverse was born
Legend has it that Leonardo DiCaprio based his Django character off of cartman
@exodustimes4266
5 жыл бұрын
Tim McDonald There is also a legend, that some idiots in the comment section think that this clip is based off red dead redemption.
@suchafoker1329
4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Coomar lmaoooooo
@BigGabaGool
4 жыл бұрын
Oh most definetly lol
@gabrflyan6364
4 жыл бұрын
Hahah and this came out before Django so it checks out 👍
@Shredow2
3 жыл бұрын
Well, we know that Samuel L. Jackson's character was based off of Mister Ruckus from the Boondocks.
“Student Atholetes...Ahha that is brilliant sir.”
@caniget100substhx2
4 жыл бұрын
got me so bad
@john1242
4 жыл бұрын
I too, have watched the video
@ArturoAldacoPerea
4 жыл бұрын
Not a native English speaker here, what am I missing?, I don't get it ...
@Flexie1234
4 жыл бұрын
@@ArturoAldacoPerea It's nothing to really catch it's just the accent that makes it funny
@mdandrews
4 жыл бұрын
Arturo Aldaco Perea it’s a statement comparing college athletes to slaves because college athletes put in so much work and get paid nothing, just like slaves. Or so the satire goes, it’s not really that simple though.
As a former NCAA athlete, this is 1200% accurate.
@jacoblee5796
3 жыл бұрын
You should be paid to go to college!?
@larrote6467
Жыл бұрын
@@jacoblee5796 that is not the issue and you know it
@jacoblee5796
Жыл бұрын
@@larrote6467 So what is the issue? These kids are getting a free education, free housing and free food. They also get free access to some of the best facilities in the world!
@r3dgl4r3__
Жыл бұрын
@@jacoblee5796 That sounds as something Cartman would say
@jacoblee5796
Жыл бұрын
@@r3dgl4r3__ So kids should be paid to get educated?
"This country was built on the idea that one corporation couldn't hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty" Damn right !! 😂
"STUDENT A-THU-LEETS"
@pyroed7044
5 жыл бұрын
That is brilliant sir
@Connetification
3 жыл бұрын
I am an immigrant, I finally learn how to pronounce athlete.
@Vuigo
5 ай бұрын
@@ConnetificationThink “Emmee-grints” hopefully that helps
@pimpshrimp4253
3 ай бұрын
why do you think putin and trump is so good friends ? putin has trump on video drinking piss from russian hookers.. thats why trump needs to win....
My absolute favorite part of this is how the guy assumes pretty much right away that he’s being made fun of, meanwhile Cartman is actually being 100 percent sincere with everything he’s saying.
@sn1p1n
Жыл бұрын
ain't got no comments 🌚
@randomango2789
Жыл бұрын
@@sn1p1n U ain’t got no bitches
@sn1p1n
Жыл бұрын
@@randomango2789 we both know you ain't got any either
@chasejackson7248
Жыл бұрын
Now how does it look like now that they are getting paid.
@mishmash9397
Жыл бұрын
You are delusional
Cartman clasping his hands behind his back while looking at the picture of the team and using that ridiculous accent never fails to crack me up.
I love the idea that Cartman is smart enough to do a spot-on caricature of a 19th century plantation owner, including a perfect Louisiana accent, verbose oratory, and the full getup, yet also stupid enough to think that such a personage would still exist in modern day.
@Treeeee2008
9 ай бұрын
Just goes to show how talented he truly is, and he could make a good life for himself if he wasn't so selfish and backwards.
@manzion7591
9 ай бұрын
…”still exist in the modern age?” They could have written Cartman to be wearing khakis, headset and Nike Air-coach sneakers. Same accent. Same point. Modern age accurate but prolly many NCAA fans would miss the point.
@plenaryverbalist
9 ай бұрын
If you think that’s a Louisiana accent, I’d suggest a trip to the state.
@ChucklingAway
9 ай бұрын
@@Treeeee2008you sure are a different breed of dumbass
@profd65
9 ай бұрын
I love the idea that people are stupid enough not to realize that this a cartoon.
"Look, there are good reasons why our student athletes cannot be paid young man!" "I ain't argueeein', if they got paid then how do we make all our money, right?"
@ExcaliburDarkspine
4 жыл бұрын
"We do *not* own slaves, and we have no desire to own slaves!"
@briansilva3344
3 жыл бұрын
@@ExcaliburDarkspine Techinally, if they are on scholarship, colleges would be paying their tuition (under certain guidelines), which can be a form of payment.
@billylee4460
3 жыл бұрын
@@ExcaliburDarkspine screw you sir, im going home
@thearabianrapper
3 жыл бұрын
@@briansilva3344 that's like saying you shouldn't be paid for work because you're getting health insurance
@Durante_di_Alighiero
3 жыл бұрын
@@thearabianrapper No. It's not the same. Tuition for a higher learning institution and healthcare aren't the same damn thing. Get that through your heads.
7.5 years on and still as poignant as ever. Brilliant commentary on the NCAA.
@UnleashthePhury
5 жыл бұрын
I mean, yeah, nothing has changed.
@RekzysTheTitan
5 жыл бұрын
Luc Welner-Monchuk every thing has changed you dull human being.
@UnleashthePhury
5 жыл бұрын
@@RekzysTheTitan What about the NCAA has changed in the last 7.5 years? Did I miss the part where the players are getting cut in on the billions in revenue they generate?
@RekzysTheTitan
5 жыл бұрын
Luc Welner-Monchuk I’m just disagreeing with everything you say.
@seededsoul
4 жыл бұрын
They recently “allowed” student athletes to receive compensation. I don’t know if it has become equitable anywhere yet though.
“My peaches” kills me every time
@Hobiexoxo
10 ай бұрын
Same here. Hundreds of viewings and it never, ever fails to crack me up.
"just because your CORPORATION is a UNIVERSITY". Fucking BRUTAL take down
“My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself heeeyah”
@sOzzy-ik2km
3 жыл бұрын
Van The Man Certainly gotcho self a luuuuucrative business don'tcheeeee
@streetlife9297
3 жыл бұрын
This line made me laugh more than i should have
@ExcaliburDarkspine
2 жыл бұрын
@@Pante09 "Well let me let me get down right to it then"
@EpicJake0948
Жыл бұрын
@@sOzzy-ik2km Markiplier: What dialect is that?
@4exgold
Жыл бұрын
😅😅love this line
fun fact: The highest paid state official in most states is either a football coach or a basketball coach...
@chineseviruszombie773
3 жыл бұрын
Hi dad
@jadecleveland865
2 жыл бұрын
@@chineseviruszombie773 hi son
@Myndir
Жыл бұрын
@@jadecleveland865 Hi Not Step-sister.
@ellifahmerril6611
Жыл бұрын
Give them food and circusry and they won't revolt.
@Jajaky
Жыл бұрын
I’d challenge you to find a state who’s highest paid employee isn’t a coach. Definitely would find one in the state university. I think like 16 out of 20 of the highest paid state university employees in my area are sports related
Lol when Cartman says “I ain’t arguing’!” 😂
@robertwright1410
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@quinnbaker1935
4 ай бұрын
What about it?
@TheCoonAwaits
4 ай бұрын
@@quinnbaker1935the accent
"I'm willing to offer you forty dollars for two of the whites, and fifty for the blacks" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
cartman is the greatest animated character of all time
@tuckerjerbs
4 жыл бұрын
Benji Berigan Rick Sanchez is an argument
@poopityscooper2116
4 жыл бұрын
You mean anime character.
@FlexBeanbag
4 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dron/-VY81cp3P3vWVxT5o-MTxA.html
@ricksanchez5841
4 жыл бұрын
@@tuckerjerbs not even close
@romanvolovik6495
4 жыл бұрын
Archer
I always love how Cartman dresses up as "someone".
@borealisbassandart2209
3 жыл бұрын
When Cartman acts as someone else its always hilarious 😂😂
@ahmedmehri
3 жыл бұрын
yeah and no one ever notices a 10yo kid passing for an adult
@calebkuti7897
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Bugs Bunny
@marcosleon215
3 жыл бұрын
Wonder if American dad copies him with roger on that
@calebkuti7897
3 жыл бұрын
@@marcosleon215 yes although its a creative way to let him out out without being seen as an alien
As a former plantation owner, this is 245% accurate...
@Pannicusthethird
12 күн бұрын
Ay hold up
@jalenmcdermaid1186
11 күн бұрын
Real
I can't believe I never noticed that Cartman stole that guy's cigar
"Screw you, sir. I'm goin' home." 🤠
@couragew6260
5 жыл бұрын
D the Evil The way he moves his hands when he says this😂 Screw you sir 👇👇 I'm 👆👆 Going home 👈👈
@Dtt4
5 жыл бұрын
Probably the last time we'll ever hear it.
@goosekevin
5 жыл бұрын
smh at the people who don't understand how old that line is lol
@ezekielduncan2261
4 жыл бұрын
Had me crying lol , great episode man lol
@cobeyc.b5946
4 жыл бұрын
There is no southern dandy emoji, sir. That emoji you got there is a cowboy. Them folks resided a good 800 miles west, I do declare.
Only South Park could make tasteful jokes about slavery and child abuse.
@manictiger
5 жыл бұрын
Let's go chird labor! Clap clap-- clap clap clap.
@mackmasters325
5 жыл бұрын
>tasteful more like socially acceptable
@reddog24playa1
5 жыл бұрын
@@mackmasters325 Naw, it's tasteful.
@jacencade4019
5 жыл бұрын
@@mackmasters325 please get your head out of your ass already
@thawhiteflip
5 жыл бұрын
@@jacencade4019 south park is so cheap and you know it
His versatility is boundless. Well respected, indeed.
The most polite cartman has ever been
In all seriousness though Cartman offering more for the blacks because it's basketball was genius
@denmcx6538
5 жыл бұрын
G A but if I get it right, he's offering 40$ for two white Playe... I mean slaves and 50$ TOTAL for ALL blacks xD
@Justin-st6og
5 жыл бұрын
Wait explain this episode please.... why was he doing this ?
@EliChristman
5 жыл бұрын
@@Justin-st6og Crack Baby Athletic Association?
@jesperandren3912
5 жыл бұрын
Justin Cuevas I recommend to watching it. But it’s a mockery of college sport in which they don’t pay their players any money ;)
@trippibethea7599
5 жыл бұрын
@@denmcx6538 No you got it wrong, he meant 50 per black
"My peaches what a wonderful office you'vegotyourselfhere" 😂
@jcast23
5 жыл бұрын
That is a nice office, though. Look at all those book shelves.
@lyrilljackson
5 жыл бұрын
@@jcast23 fucking pretenders all of them
@ComradeLeonTrotsky
5 жыл бұрын
My peaches. lmao
@ronfish8375
4 жыл бұрын
"hee-yah" (here)
@alexshepherd1801
4 жыл бұрын
Sum mahty strong-lookin' workers hyere, syah
I’m a firm believer this episode helped to get people active and pressuring the NCAA to allow college players to receive endorsements.
@Lotuss808
4 ай бұрын
It did lol people started questioning it more after this.
“YOU THINK YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST BECAUSE YOUR CORPORATION IS A UNIVERSITY?!” 😂😂😂😂😂
A representative from another prestigious institution is here to see you *Cartman walks in*
@alejandrorivas4585
4 жыл бұрын
WAIT I JUST GOT IT, THE INSTITUTION OF SLAVERY XD
@shanethrelfall416
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼
@shanethrelfall416
3 жыл бұрын
@Whatever Works That’s pretty much what comedy is, you ever seen a stand up comedian?
@manictiger
3 жыл бұрын
@@alejandrorivas4585 That's Cartman Orchards Incorporated to you, good sir!
Enjoyed the Southern-fried version of “screw you guys..” etc. that he closed with.
@GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-
3 жыл бұрын
"Screw you, suh! I'm goin' home"
@155chipmunkz
3 жыл бұрын
Cartman’s already got a Dixie accent. He just switched it up a little.
@ericpaulsen8553
3 жыл бұрын
The subtle thumb movement had me rolling! :-) And I went to CU, so this really was fun to watch on many levels.
The melodic cadence has me in tears 😂
@Me-zo8yc
10 ай бұрын
😂
It kills me everytime he says "my peaches" lol
One of the best satirical jokes in the show, and not a single swear word.
@oz_jones
Жыл бұрын
"Screw"
@bornanagaming3329
Жыл бұрын
@breadandcircuses8127 but this show in particular features heavy swearing, and this scene makes great satire without relying on crude language
@Klabbity_Kloots
Жыл бұрын
@@oz_jones "Screw" Hahahahahahaha! Get a load o' this kid! "Screw"! Ahahahahaha!
@geopolitix7770
Жыл бұрын
This is why South Park frustrates me. Its got genuinely excellent satire but it's hidden amongst juvenile dick jokes and filthy language. What a waste
@Dakurar
Жыл бұрын
@@geopolitix7770 Get over it.
The NCAA must love this. They are truly slave owners.
@ShaneDanger42069
4 жыл бұрын
No they aren't
@Nakajima-oh7kw
4 жыл бұрын
You don't know what a slave is, do you?
@wetalkinb0utpractice
4 жыл бұрын
Because choosing to play a game and getting scholarships to do it makes college athletes slaves.
@jerico80
4 жыл бұрын
@@wetalkinb0utpractice maybe.... if your whole plan all along is making billions off them.
@wetalkinb0utpractice
4 жыл бұрын
@@jerico80 They're greedy, disgusting people running the NCAA, but the players still aren't being forced to work in a field, physically beaten, etc.
They really hate hearing the truth.
Not only is this a great job, but the unpaid student athletes thing is a great way of raising a real issue. Respect
0:25 I like how Cartman just takes a cigar.
@technomancer3373
5 жыл бұрын
Piccolo xNailxKami I really thought that was just a pencil
@jonathanallard2128
5 жыл бұрын
@@technomancer3373 do you whiff pencils?
@technomancer3373
5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Allard I’m pretty sure kids sniff pencils
@jonathanallard2128
5 жыл бұрын
@@technomancer3373 lol you're funny I like you
@middleagedwhitebloke
5 жыл бұрын
It's not just kids I'm partial to the occasional pencil myself.
1:47 "You think you can do whatever you want just because your corporation is a universitay?" 😂😂😂
@4DeMS
3 жыл бұрын
This is so real and accurate its sickening
@KirisunaOnline
3 жыл бұрын
@@4DeMS HAHA!!
@iandhr1
Жыл бұрын
Screw you suh I'm going home
2021, EA Sports is bringing back College Football. Once more, Cartman is proven to be a visionary
The most genius part of this entire scene is the music that starts playing when Cartman enters the room. The scene would not have been anywhere near as funny without that, and that's what makes Matt and Trey geniuses, they recognise these things that other comedy writers and directors do not.
@Me-zo8yc
10 ай бұрын
I didn't even notice it at first but when it was pointed out it became immediately funnier all over again 😂
@genericalfishtycoon3853
Ай бұрын
I've seen this seen so many times, and yet I had never so much as even noticed the music. So much so, it felt like it had been added between the time I read your comment and hit replay. Weird! Maybe it just blends in so well with the scene it's static to the environment? I hardly ever miss details like that, especially obvious ones. 🤔
I always thought this was based on Calvin in Django Unchained, then I realised this is uploaded 2 years before that film released...
@spambamkeija634
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂bruh we in the same boat
@PolkaDotCupcake4
3 жыл бұрын
Matt and Trey are on ANOTHER level
@GameslordXY
3 жыл бұрын
Which means Tarantino was inspired by this Episode if Southpark.
@TK_1340
3 жыл бұрын
Damn......... 😳😳😳
@moralester
3 жыл бұрын
good catch! i started googling and found maybe a homage to this?: "For instance, there’s a scene involving a Ku Klux Klan lynch mob that is planning on killing the heroes, but before they do they have a meeting where most of them complain about how they cannot see out of the eye holes in their hoods and it just keeps escalating into ridiculous territory, with one guy paraphrasing South Park’s Eric Cartman by yelling “Fuck you all, I’m going home!”"
"You think you can do what you want just because your corporation is a university"? Jesus...
@gavinvalentino6002
Жыл бұрын
It's ironic you mention the ultimate corporate cop-out *by name.*
@matrix91234
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like every MAGA anti intellectual i hear on the internet haha
@CruelandCold
Күн бұрын
@@matrix91234lol, there's always one cultist who has to bring American politics into a video that has nothing to do with it. I hope you've gotten some mental health help in the year since. At minimum, I hope you've managed to escape the cult
We just gonna ignore cartman walking in and taking a cigar.😂
Fun fact: this is the last screw you guys I'm going home
@dingfeldersmurfalot4560
3 жыл бұрын
Too bad, I miss that ...
@oglelo1139
3 жыл бұрын
Really?
UNIVERSITEH POVERTEH
@wolverinefangowings
5 жыл бұрын
AUTHORITAH
@Rouxinool
4 жыл бұрын
YOU WILL RESPECT MA AUTHORITA
@theseproblemsmatter1
4 жыл бұрын
i lost it at POVERTEH
@TrashPanda5150
4 жыл бұрын
RESPECT MY SLAVERAH! 🤣🤣🤣
@runningthor1999
4 жыл бұрын
UNIVERSALEH, SLEHVES NEHD DESCEPLEHN TO PROSPEH!!
"You think you can do whatever you want because your corporation is a universitah" That went over my head the 1000 times i've seen this before
@douglassmithe9799
3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@CommanderNixon
3 жыл бұрын
@@douglassmithe9799 Universities cant be corporations, that would imply that the colleges are a for-profit business rather than a place of learning
@douglassmithe9799
3 жыл бұрын
@@CommanderNixon Ahh ok
@waynewayne8419
3 жыл бұрын
@@CommanderNixon lol American universities are for profit from what I’ve seen lmao.
@CommanderNixon
3 жыл бұрын
@@waynewayne8419 For Profit is a much different distinction than being legally considered a "Corporation" and I didnt even mention for/non-profit to begin with, so no clue where you pulled that out from.
I don’t really watch South Park any more but those boys are utter genius and very valuable to the sanity of our species!
The music when Cartman walks in 😂😂😂
“Student Ath-o-Leets🤔. hoho naw that’s brilliant suh...”😂😂
@tenzinnorsang9727
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it. What does it mean?
@haydenpettit3392
3 жыл бұрын
@@tenzinnorsang9727 student athletes don’t get paid money but instead make the college they play for millions so the joke is that this man is basically a slave owner a very rich one at that.
@manictiger
3 жыл бұрын
@@haydenpettit3392 Jokes on you! That dean doesn't have a penny to his name! His equities portfolio however... No seriously, colleges take the money they steal from the poor gullible morons to buy equities, so they can make free money while making free money.
@jaredbruce5559
3 жыл бұрын
@@tenzinnorsang9727 Means nothing, it's just Cartman accent. Black and beautiful is just pretending to be clever.
@pinealdreams1064
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaredbruce5559 How are they 'pretending to be clever' by just phonetically typing what was likely written on the script pages? I swear the internet makes me want to just cut my own head off because it's full of such unneeded hostility.
It's worse than slavery. Students take on 5 or 6 figures of non-dischargable debt for the PRIVILEGE of working for free.
@TheStapleGunKid
5 жыл бұрын
Many of them are getting a free college education for playing. And if they don't like the arrangement they just decline to do it. Why do so many people act like college athletes are forced to play sports? If they don't like playing for the school, then just don't play.
@HeronSight
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheStapleGunKid I think it's a case where if they get injured playing, they then lose their scholarship (most likely in a sports field) and then they are lumped with the debt to try and pass without physicality.
@jamesgray7064
5 жыл бұрын
They get scholarships. No debt.
@jamesgray7064
5 жыл бұрын
@@HeronSight They don't lose their scholarships if they get injured.
@fadxda3226
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah of course we all know the story of the student-athletes that are worked two near-death. Forced to marry people they don't know or have any interest in Just to make better children of stock. And don't get me started on the underground college sports Railroad. Edit: The comment I made a couple years ago was meant to be sarcastic. I do not think college athletes are slaves that was the point of the sarcasm. A lot of people not able to understand that for some reason .
"My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself here" 🤠
10 years later "Student Atholeets" finally get what they deserve
@vowel8280
2 жыл бұрын
what?
@sambone96
2 жыл бұрын
@@vowel8280 they made it so college atheletes can get sponsorships now
@JkComedy444
Жыл бұрын
It didn’t change anything for the most part just a few famous good athletes not even like so few people like I will put it in perspective this is something that a guy like Tim Tebow only would benefit from everyone else no way
@humzahhassan4521
Жыл бұрын
@@JkComedy444 but it makes a difference like let’s be real if you play d1 football at a small college but are on scholarship, then it doesn’t necessarily matter because u get free college. It’s the alabama guys that are getting screwed which they aren’t anymore.
@JkComedy444
Жыл бұрын
@@humzahhassan4521 being a student athlete at any college is a tough lifestyle with schoolwork and working out and most college teams are run by awful athletic department and insane coaches which makes life for the student athlete even more difficult than it is im talking absolutely psychotic and most colleges dont have much scholarship money to give these days
“It’s quite simple how we get out of paying our slaves. We simply get them to pay us.”
"Screw you sir, I'm goin home!"
@KirisunaOnline
3 жыл бұрын
1:56
@nichmeinProblem
3 жыл бұрын
(southern accent) my peaches.
imagine a 10 year old coming in to your office dressed like that and just roasting the shit out your entire occupation lol
I haven't seen this episode of South Park, but I've watched Django... *and I was certain that Cartman's outfit (and facial hair style) was a direct homage to Monsieur Candy.* Imagine my surprise to learn this came out before the movie- I guess we know now that Tarantino likes South Park, lol.
@ehhhrl
Жыл бұрын
or maybe that's just how slave owners dressed back then..
I've been rewatching this scene so many times. The "Student Atholeets" gets me every time.
It’s nice to see Dutch again
@markkuiper7380
5 жыл бұрын
Dude realy ?
@jmong2977
5 жыл бұрын
Adoring Fan *Dutch:* “ I have a plan but we’re gonna need more slav- er... money.”
@JoCronje129
5 жыл бұрын
Its clearly Leonardo DiCaprio's character in Django
@anonymousxaela761
5 жыл бұрын
@@JoCronje129 No it's Dutch.
@chudson8453
5 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Xaela it has nothing to do Dutch funny enough Dutch isn’t a slave trader whereas the character of Django is and wears the exact outfit and the same accent.
Those subtitles in english are like a fever dream.
The fiddle music when cartman enters gets me everytime
Everything about this is perfection from the music in the beginning, to Cartmans accent and attire, him taking the cigar and putting it in his pocket, it even ended on a great catchphrase
You're playing Red Dead redemption too?
@geronimowatson.j.4359
5 жыл бұрын
Yes!.. I looking for a best horse video on youtube and since i have got shooting-video about old western gun, some video about sergio leone's movie ( Well.. so thanks for that, i'm a big fan anyway), some vids about thé civil war To (hum.. learn a lot,so..) and cartman as slave owner.. But... don't know.......don't like that so Well..
@JellyFlshJoshua
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah its great
@WingItMan217
5 жыл бұрын
BoringMan perhaps
@oogachaka3447
5 жыл бұрын
No.
@skidoof5252
5 жыл бұрын
Yep.
one of their best bits ever and generally a legendary way to make a brilliant, brilliant point
Season 15 episode 5 You're welcome
@LtUnreal
3 жыл бұрын
no
@jefftheman8163
3 жыл бұрын
@@LtUnreal of course it is called Crack Baby Athletic Association Season 15 episode 5
@LtUnreal
3 жыл бұрын
@@jefftheman8163 o aight ty m8
@Majons47
3 жыл бұрын
@@LtUnreal they have made it unavailable now, not sure why tho i think its becaus legal/offensive reasons
@LtUnreal
3 жыл бұрын
@@Majons47 well now im just gonna torrent it
I love Southern Cartman!
@slewone4905
4 жыл бұрын
Better than Cuban Cartman.
@geethikedesilva1784
4 жыл бұрын
I prefer Eric Cartmanez
@borealisbassandart2209
3 жыл бұрын
Southern Cartman is the funniest thing I've seen!
This is one of the greatest scenes in South Park history.
"Screw you sir, I'm going home".
He literally offered $20 for white players and $50 for the black athletes lol
@daytonasayswhat9333
4 жыл бұрын
Humbled Panda Like, “literally?!”
@humbledpanda2997
4 жыл бұрын
@Britannia he said $40 for two of the whites so doing basic math 40 ÷ 2 = 20 or am I wrong?? Help??
@yoyo5069
4 жыл бұрын
Atholetes
@-nCoVakaCorona
4 жыл бұрын
Humbled Panda you’re right
@sominboy2757
4 жыл бұрын
Well it is basketball.
I love Eric lol. This part made me laugh the way he talks.
This is even funnier given how Deion Sanders is the head coach and they have a lot more black players on the team 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@futureforward3153
8 ай бұрын
but the student athletes can actually get paid now... so, the point of the sketch is now on its way to being corrected. maybe
@cjciszewski809
8 ай бұрын
The student transfer portal?
@robbie2138
8 ай бұрын
why is that funnier .. ?
He saw through cartman the moment he walked in the door a true southern gentleman would of removed his hat lol
“I ain’t auguyen”
@venusonfire7606
3 жыл бұрын
Love that 🤣🤣🤣
"This country was built on the idea that one corporation couldn't hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty" I'M DONE 🤣
@keithplayzstuff2424
Жыл бұрын
poverTAY
@JeffT1317
Жыл бұрын
“Screw you, sir! I’m going home!”
@tylerriojas6250
Жыл бұрын
500th like lol. Everyone is a slave to money right now.
@alexanderchenf1
Жыл бұрын
@@tylerriojas6250 always has been
I have now incorporated the phrase "My peaches" into my daily conversations.
What’s so hilarious in a bit of a morbid sorta way about Cartman is, when he’s being offensive like this, he’s not actually trying to be malicious or anything, he’s just drawing conclusions based on what he sees, but he always draws the worst conclusions possible that nobody else is thinking.
@portalmanHUN
3 ай бұрын
Is he wrong though?
@teleportedbreadfor3days
3 ай бұрын
@@portalmanHUNCA, coaches are actually punished and fired for treating their players with decency, whether it’s giving them money at all, paying for trips to see sick loved ones or just buying them lunch. Sometimes they’re abused when they’re not treated like money-making assets. In fact, the term ‘student athletes’, was made up by a coach or somebody decades ago (might’ve been the 60s or around that) who wanted to use this bs term he made up so he wouldn’t have to pay his students, who, these days, only get to play college basketball by being made to take ‘paper classes’ and Swahili lessons so they’ll quickly meet the minimum requirements for tryouts and barely enough time to study regular classes and eat.
"i aintttttt arguinnnnn"
@legendrexy
4 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹
@Gnz43
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo best line
The plantation music is hilarious
"A aint arguing" 1:06
You can tell he was getting angry then stopped and clammed himslef down was the funniest bit out of all the clip
“Screw you sah, I’m goin home” 😂😂
When I was younger, I used to think that Student-Athletes got paid with free tuition and room and board in the form of scholarships; that's like +$50,000/year for most universities. Then I realized that's like arguing that slaves were compensated for their work with food and shelter.
@leonardwei3914
3 жыл бұрын
Outside of indentured servants, slaves didn't have the choice to enter that arrangement.
@thevoxdeus
3 жыл бұрын
Funny that younger you was the smarter version.
@chloechristianson2453
3 жыл бұрын
@IAmaPersion exactly, if a slave owner even gave them books and encouraged them to learn he was dealt with by a group of thugs that rode to all plantations just to make sure they were being treated in the excepted way. Terrible.
@chloechristianson2453
3 жыл бұрын
@@rhysthomas14 kinda like a good mule
@leighbelk769
3 жыл бұрын
@@rhysthomas14 From what I’ve heard, the only real bad slave owners were the plantation owners. They were horrible people to them. The families that usually owned ones slave treated them decently enough. Still, Slavery is terrible.
Cartman is being ridiculous here. His offer was far too low and the slave owner was really just insulted by the low number.
Love how he calls cartman “young man” because he obviously knows he’s a kid and not a middle-aged plantation owner but cartman still keeps up the charade lol
Love the accent. This is hilarious.
@CaptWalker
3 жыл бұрын
I do declare...(Gone with the Wind was still Hollywood BS!)
@kragglewulf4105
3 жыл бұрын
Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, take your pick lol. I've heard a few like this and lived most of my life in GA.
@atoxicsagittarius8708
3 жыл бұрын
Louisiana
@kejiri3593
3 жыл бұрын
@@CaptWalker It was a very long movie. But i liked it
I love how he pockets a cigar
@indianasquatchunters
4 жыл бұрын
Danny Phantom I like how there are cigars in the first place considering majority of public universities are smoke- free. It’s funny
@wes3793
4 жыл бұрын
@@emperorjimmu9941 If it's not a cigar, then what is it? Sure looks like a cigar to me.
@Sean12248
4 жыл бұрын
@@emperorjimmu9941 So what was it than. It looked like a cigar. Hell the box looked like a cigar box
@jameslastname1346
3 жыл бұрын
@@wes3793 It’s Colorado it’s a blunt
@JustADeadName
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sean12248 Yeah it was a Cigar Humidor, and he took a Montecristo Panetela.
“Ah brilliant sir! Student athletes”
As a kid I always thought it made sense to not pay them. They’re students playing football just like I was in high school. I was stupid and naive and fed a lie. I recognize now these grown ass adult men were putting their bodies on the line and having their name image and likeness exploited for zero
That might be Cartman’s best “screw you I’m goin home” of all time
@MrBigrobmjca3
4 ай бұрын
Not might be, IS
The fucking fiddles at 00:10 😭
@cullyx2913
2 жыл бұрын
😂 😂
Here because the NCAA just lost a landmark case... oh, Cartman will be agitated.
Can’t wait for South Park next season cuz coach Deion is the coach
One of Cartman's absolute finest moments.
So basically Cartman's character is a direct reference to Calvin Candie from Django Unchained?
@sherlockholmes60
4 жыл бұрын
This episode came out before Django was released.
@toddpinkstonisgod
4 жыл бұрын
Other way around, if anything, since this episode came out over a year before Django Unchained. Is Tarantino a South Park fan? Lol
@kofola9145
4 жыл бұрын
No, he is a direct reference to Democrats.
@jimmybrock7660
4 жыл бұрын
More like Big Daddy from Django...
@TheAwesome45
4 жыл бұрын
kof ola No. Idiot. There’s no reference to old southern democrats in this scene. Or any party. And if you don’t know how political parties shift over centuries well you’re really dumb.
You have some mighty strong looking workas hea sire
I love how it’s basically making fun of Django ( Calvin Candy ) 😂
@gabrielcanejo187
9 ай бұрын
This was actually BEFORE Django ever came out! Which makes it even better!
Jeez. I remember this episode coming out. Holy shit. My life changed so much. 7 frigging years. I switched to diet Coke. Edit: A month ago this video had literally 4 comments....
@rocketlaunch99
5 жыл бұрын
I switched to liquid nitrogen.
@arkainknight5744
5 жыл бұрын
Ricky Fang I switched to liquid aids
@arkainknight5744
5 жыл бұрын
TheDeathgod01 I drink liquid aids
@samueltrujillolindley6419
5 жыл бұрын
You should switch to Coke Zero it tastes better.
@comettamer
5 жыл бұрын
Amazing lol