"I don't want participation points. I want to win or lose it" It doesn't get anymore brown than that lol

@michaelcampbell2390

4 жыл бұрын

"'cause i gotta win"

@KokoTheGorilla69

4 жыл бұрын

Shitting on the sidewalk

@adwaitparaskar9241

4 жыл бұрын

Deliberately did it to fit the stereotype.

@sabrinahong975

4 жыл бұрын

LISTEN I CAN NEVER COME HOME AGAIN WITHOUT THE W

@PatelArpitt

4 жыл бұрын

@@KokoTheGorilla69 that sidewalk's your stupid face

“I am going to call your dad.” “Just expel me” Rofl

@cherderian1944

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm not good at math or science..." "So I was in Honors Chemistry..."

@ishitasingh2044

3 жыл бұрын

Every Indian student ever

@rupamsinha7841

3 жыл бұрын

If I had did it I would have said it too... Typical indian fear

My mom was my history teacher i stole the exam answers shared with friends didn’t know it was for her other classes, all of us failed the test.

@Blullaby

4 жыл бұрын

That's both hilarious and sad 🤣

@86upsmaya

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Jay-D92

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't you have realized that none of the answers you looked at had anything to do with the stuff you had learned in the course?

@s.a.8548

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-D92 It was probably an answer sheet for a multiple choice exam (1. a, 2. c, 3. a)

@kosewa1

4 жыл бұрын

Awesta 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You can’t story battle Hasan. He wins at everything in LIFEEE

@xxsohalalmodexx

3 жыл бұрын

Omg hiii Ayesha huge fan

@fraist1

3 жыл бұрын

except life itself

@Dia-cl7vt

3 жыл бұрын

He won even before he was born 😂

@Asadullah-hi9bk

3 жыл бұрын

Hell true subcontinent is like pregnant with such stories 😂

@prateeksharma6756

3 жыл бұрын

Are you hasans sister...

hasan timing and jokes are a work of art

@abcdef-zs1zq

4 жыл бұрын

Yosrick Alvarez Avalos yo big facts

@_Bat-Man_

4 жыл бұрын

The end was anti climatic for me though.. I was really into it and then the coward part was like ... really?.. that's it..

@gentle2587

4 жыл бұрын

Open ending

@aliyasarvar

4 жыл бұрын

Avi Rao he actually is one😂😂

@aegr5125

3 жыл бұрын

aliya sarvar r/wooosh

hasan's dad is truly the pinnacle of asian fathers

@itsreagan

4 жыл бұрын

R&B - P L A Y L I S T do you know what continent india is on? yeah it’s asia

@Hells7rom

4 жыл бұрын

@@rb-playlist4955 because India is in ASIA 🤦‍♂️

@93soby

4 жыл бұрын

@@rb-playlist4955 Congratulations on your level of stupidity, India is in the continent of Asia.

@jacobl5488

4 жыл бұрын

@@rb-playlist4955 Yo man.. but what continent is India in?

@IceColdProfessional

4 жыл бұрын

@@rb-playlist4955 Reported for abusing the caps lock.

"I'm not good at math or science..." "So I was in Honors Chemistry..."

@modkhi

4 жыл бұрын

at my school your parents could force you into honors classes if they wanted. so uh. yeah. he could have been bad. (i failed out of honors chem too after being forced into it, had to drop to the lower level 😂)

@Pharomid

4 жыл бұрын

Any dumb child can take honors chem or honors english, unlike some math classes like stats or calc.

@kingjamestres

4 жыл бұрын

You don't always have to do really well to join an an honors class. It just depends on if the teacher lets you join or not.

@geegeezlouis86

4 жыл бұрын

I was (and still am) terrible at math but worked really, really hard to get a decent grade in my basic class and ended up in honors algebra and just flopped around like a dying fish in that class

@taakotuesdays

4 жыл бұрын

At my school you can waive into honors classes. And the standard isn’t INCREDIBLY high either

Hasan's story telling is so freaking compelling. This guy could sell me used tissue and I would still buy it 😍

@person9854

4 жыл бұрын

Reva v these two sentences show all types of stupid

@nafismubashir2479

4 жыл бұрын

Reva v caste system is misused and misunderstood but in general it’s a good system caste system wasn’t a binding hereditary thing at all an educated person can easily take the position of someone less capable in there high position

@anoosha9768

4 жыл бұрын

@@revav5821 he's a Muslim so I don't think he believes in the caste system

@mastersonogashira1796

4 жыл бұрын

This sounds really wrong

@barih4prez

4 жыл бұрын

Its all the hand gestures

Knowing Hasan and the stories he tells about his dad, I thought Najme would've said Hasan is too dumb to sell answers

@anij3222

4 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@adamjohnson5307

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing lol

@brbapappa

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to ask, for how much?!

@AR-io8fv

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the punchline I was thinking of lmao. He’s too dumb to know the answers let alone sell them

@RazorEdge2006

4 жыл бұрын

I thought his dad would say, "Only $5!!!!???"

Hasan Minhaj is objectively a better storyteller than Jimmy Fallon. Full stop.

@shahnoormaredia5269

4 жыл бұрын

BergletteMom most stand up artists are. Jimmy is not one.

@abcdef-zs1zq

4 жыл бұрын

obv.

@luciano53688

4 жыл бұрын

Hasan is a master of storytelling. Not every stand up comedian is.

@bigstunna2049

4 жыл бұрын

He was on his high school debate team that's where he learned great timing and articulate speaking

@user-vc5rp7nf8f

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not that great of an interviewer ether. Just goes to show you don’t necessarily need skill or talent, just gotta know ppl with deep pockets

"I don't want participation awards, I wanna win" is the most Indian thing to say 🤣

@frrad

4 жыл бұрын

Nano 02 wow win win win eh then how did they lose wars to China and Pakistan eh

@RAHUL37976

4 жыл бұрын

@@frrad lol India won every wars against pakistan.. Pakistan cant do shit with their weak ass army. pakistan are not even in top 10 powerful army where India stands 4

@LucasKsh

4 жыл бұрын

@@frrad Pakistan lost all wars dumbass haha

@taqiyazayin428

4 жыл бұрын

Hassan Tahir oooooooooooooop

@Neha71580

4 жыл бұрын

Yall...stop commenting unrelated stuff under MY main comment 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Hasan’s tie matches Jimmy suit and Jimmys tie matches Hasans suit that’s clever

@mahmoodshuvo2787

4 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏

@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy

4 жыл бұрын

It's not exact but close

@ParmMohan-us6rn

4 жыл бұрын

They exchanged ties before the show started.

@survivor817

4 жыл бұрын

That's some heavy mix and match business....lolz

@Shucksofficial

4 жыл бұрын

It actually doesn’t match..

"you picked the topic because I'm Indian, right?" lool EDIT: FIRST TIME I GOT 2k LIKES IN KZread

@louiselavigne5085

4 жыл бұрын

*ROASTED*

@michaelcampbell2390

4 жыл бұрын

they most definetly did

@meganjingwi4180

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm Irish I've got some bad one too" LOL uhhhhh

@nellsea8086

4 жыл бұрын

He hit the spot

@jaimedelgado7529

4 жыл бұрын

i actually thought the same thing as soon as he picked the topic

“I’ve let our people down” that is literally the story of my life😂😂

i have to win...that's growing up Indian yall

@shashankkumar3440

4 жыл бұрын

Werd😂😂😂

@tolkien7101

4 жыл бұрын

And Pakistan too✌😂

@buttofthejoke

4 жыл бұрын

I'm almost 30, and interviewing and I still feel it's a competition.. even though I have a pretty good job right now.. :\

@Brucelee89896

4 жыл бұрын

@@buttofthejoke were do you work? just curious?

@buttofthejoke

4 жыл бұрын

@@Brucelee89896 In the states..

"Expel me instead pls" Every Asian kid ever 😆👌

@narendrakumargiri.2970

3 жыл бұрын

I also went through that

My Dad used to water the front lawn in his underwear on weekends. I win.

@Jxmmy07

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@CuriousGoodsJessica

4 жыл бұрын

My coworker told me the 1st time she met her brother's baby mother's mother, "grandma" was mowing the lawn topless, in daisy duke shorts, smoking a cig & had a flask full of whiskey - and she was 65 and looked 80 🤢

@Jxmmy07

4 жыл бұрын

@@CuriousGoodsJessica *mic drop*

@berglettemom6045

4 жыл бұрын

My dad did that wearing black knee-high socks with sandals.

@mikecastro4403

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I had an alert for a second

“You picked this topic coz I’m Indian, right?” 😂😂

@keepontravelling

4 жыл бұрын

☺️😝

@eee7156

4 жыл бұрын

Roasted

@annjoseph5429

3 жыл бұрын

Thought he is pakistan origin

Huge respect for Hasan for not feeling the need to do the derogatory Indian accent when he talks about his dad! Rare breed among Indian/SouthAsian comedians.

If I was his dad I would be like .....you should have sold those for atleast 10 dollars

@anaayana7378

4 жыл бұрын

Good then later they would have beaten u 😁😁😂

@wittypediay

4 жыл бұрын

Haha. He should be proud. He could've kept it all to himself and topped. But instead he chose community service. Hahahah

@feelinthemode

3 жыл бұрын

THIS this right here is my dad

Is there anyone's skipping Jimmy's voice just to listen Hasan minhaj

@carimanhamza2399

4 жыл бұрын

🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

@tasi1234

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Rahul got me

@Fly_high138

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Rahul 🙋🏽‍♀️🙈

@miiniimiiniijpeg

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Rahul Yep

@asiffaisal2186

4 жыл бұрын

Me

" I've never felt more alive" such an inspiration to desi kids everywhere.

I was so sure that the punchline would be: You sold the answer book for ... ONLY $5?!?

@sohatanwirkhan583

4 жыл бұрын

Jon Chen SAME!

@samanthacook5794

4 жыл бұрын

Jon Chen me too!!

@s.a.8548

4 жыл бұрын

My cousin did the same but sold it for $100 a pop lol but than again it was the SAT equivalence for my country

@wittypediay

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it would be why did you sell it. You could've been the topper. Hahaha

@komaldeviwoelich9602

4 жыл бұрын

Me too.. I thought the dad would’ve said you could have sold it for $15...

Hasan: "I'm not great at science and math" Also Hasan: "My AP calc class had to go to prom together"

@miiniimiiniijpeg

4 жыл бұрын

Kelly Lmaoooooooo

God I am in love with Hasan Minhaj, he is incredibly handsome and smart and ughhh I just love him, Dr. Beena ( his wife ) is a lucky woman

@valescatel

4 жыл бұрын

Jin is My mom , 💯 same

@derpinated

4 жыл бұрын

no he's the lucky one, smh hover hands around her with the popped polo shirt in a damn parking lot of all places if you know you know

@jinismymom7272

4 жыл бұрын

derpinated LMFAOOO YEAH YOURE RIGHT, Dr. beena is amazing and hasan is lucky that he was able to land an amazing woman like her!!

@abcdef-zs1zq

4 жыл бұрын

i fucking love him smmmm

@eolsunder

4 жыл бұрын

yep hes pretty lucky also, his wife is very good looking and sexy, and very smart. Lovely woman.

Smh “Michael Monchello” 😂

@cheesecakelasagna

4 жыл бұрын

I need know if that Michael Monchello has seen this

@whotfisna2719

3 жыл бұрын

Let's talk about how cute Yuta is in your profile , Like damn

@lifeoftalise4390

3 жыл бұрын

@@whotfisna2719 ikr 🥰

Hasan : I don’t know who it was but... Also Hasan : It was Michael Minichiello Bahahahhahahahah

OK I live for hassan now insisting on people pronouncing his name right

@kingjamestres

4 жыл бұрын

I mean how can you be mad when people pronounce it like its fucking spelled "hAsan" and then you go around saying "hUsan".

@hanachung6949

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingjamestres Because that's how it's properly pronounced...

@kingjamestres

4 жыл бұрын

Hana Yoder The point You

@wheeinswish3733

4 жыл бұрын

james d well first of all, the English language is a language where all the letters have multiple ways of being pronounced. Since his name is written in English letters, have the decency to learn how to pronounce it. The “c”s in Pacific Ocean are all pronounced differently yet you have no problem with that innit.

@hanachung6949

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingjamestres That makes no sense, but okay. Also, you have learned to say many confusing names properly, so I dont know why Hasan Minhaj is an issue for you.

“Go inside my cars about to explode” 😂

@krereacting2626

4 жыл бұрын

Life of Talise I just read that when he said exact time

"My son did not do this." "This boy is no longer my son"

"I'm gonna call your father" "Just expel me please" HAHAHAHAA

He insulted himself by telling embarrassing parents story but didn't let down his parents at this big platform Applause He indeed so clever So inspired🤗

Props to jimmy Fallon for actually trying to pronounce his name right. Big fan of both hasan and jimmy! Edit: omg i didnt expect to get these many likes. Thanks guys! :)

@msiluvsnickerz

4 жыл бұрын

Swetha Yalamanchili Lol because he watched him on Ellen! 😂

@SwethaY

4 жыл бұрын

teenie a trueee

I'm gonna call it first. Hasan Minhaj will be the new host of the Tonight Show in the future

@princessawambu4178

4 жыл бұрын

Nah I think his show is popular enough

@nideeshc4527

2 жыл бұрын

And what do u know? You were close enough, Hasan Minhaj is now host of the Morning Show

“He’s not going to guess the Indian kid did it” Lol

"I gotta win or lose" LOL *I felt that...that is my and every Asian-South Asian childhood trauma* lmao

Noone: Jimmy Fallon: *let me just pretend im trying to think of a story real quick and havent scripted & rehearsed the whole thing multiple times*

Hasan’s whole fit is giving me life! 👏🏾

“He’s a coward” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

When jimmy started telling his story I immediately had that finding Nemo reaction when marlon tried telling a clown joke

also shoutout to jimmy for pronouncing hasan’s name correctly!!

@sashac7002

4 жыл бұрын

But he didn't. He did try, though, which is great

@gabe9148

4 жыл бұрын

yeah lmao he said "hasin"

@Faisaldegrt

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Faisaldegrt

4 жыл бұрын

Has-sin

I remember when I was in third grade and forged my mom's signature on something and the teacher found out and threaten to call my mom. I begged her to send me to jail instead.

You picked that topic because I am Indian right😁😂

I LOVE this segment...more of this, please.

Hasan’s storytelling ability is incredible

"HE didn’t DO IT." -aww he trusts me "HE IS A COWARD " -there you gooo ...yup can relate

When he begun with "I wasn't very good at MATH OR SCIENCE" I was prepared that this one was gonna be so damn relatable to every Indian kid

hasan is so good at telling stories omg

@Domesticgoddess12

4 жыл бұрын

Me

Every kid born between 1970 & 1980 had to suffer the vinyl seats, didn't we? I'm even afraid of leather seats to this day.

Hasan Minhaj is as much fun to watch tell a story as it is to listen to him -- that brilliant smile and those dancing eyes just punctuate the whole narrative.

Love it! I want more of this segment

I was born and raised in Germany. After 9/11 a lot of schools had fake bomb threats. So my school did too. As we were escorted to the soccer field, I rang up my mother and told her what was happening. She lost her shit and was yelling "They know your dad is American, they are coming for you, I am picking you up now!" I was like ...cool who needs school....so about 20 min pass and I hear the kids behind me laughing. Someone tapped me on the shoulder and asked "YOOOO, is that YOUR mom???"....I turned around and THERE SHE WAS.....stomping up the soccer-field...wearing a tracksuit that had the letters *FBI* printed on it.....I said:"whaaaat are you wearing, omg MOM!?"....She looks down at herself and went..."OH....yeah.... I was gardening!" ......... *FACEPALMS*

He is very good looking! 😉

@rb-playlist4955

4 жыл бұрын

He’s ugly trash

@abcdef-zs1zq

4 жыл бұрын

🥺🥺🥺

@vichuthegr8248

4 жыл бұрын

@@rb-playlist4955 bitch off

@maggiemcfly5267

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@XanderBeckett1

4 жыл бұрын

Not at all.

And after that story, Hasan retroactively had his academic career stripped away.

Embarrassing moments always make for fun stories afterwards!!

@viksaggu9085

4 жыл бұрын

Bitter stories become bittersweet

@louiselavigne5085

4 жыл бұрын

@@viksaggu9085 UWU

"I DONT WANT PARTICIPATION POINTS.I WANT TO win OR lose!!!!"This is practically what my parents raised me to do.I feel like this is a preach💗

This man is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G! No words, i can't breathe

"I've never felt more alive" yes that was the start of my life of crime

It's been a LOOOOOOOONG ASSSSSSS TIIIIIIIIME since Jimmy had a game this good.

Hasan is such a natural & his story is legit amazing! Love it♥️♥️

I can't believe I'm alive for when Hasan Minhaj invented fashion on Fallon, dayum.

Jimmy: “coward tough dad” Asian parents: “every other insult + coward”

Hasan's delivery is so perfect - he had me laughing so hard.

It's so hard to see him talk without the digital platforms on his show 🤦🏿‍♀️

Such a great story teller

"Hasan did not do this" "He's a coward"

Both stories made me laugh out loud! 😂😂😂

i thought his dad was going to be proud of him for making money out of it but this ending was better 😂😂

Omg this was amazing

OMG! These are my 2 favorite comedians. DYAMMNN!

If my dad got told I sold the homework answers, his first questions would have been "for how much?" and he would be super proud of my entrepreneurial spirit.

I love how Jimmy is enjoying Hasan's story like crazy

Hasan minhaj is a fantastic story teller. Too good man.

Such a great storyteller.

I just skipped Jimmy's stories.

@welpitsnoemi

4 жыл бұрын

SAME

@vahishree6184

4 жыл бұрын

No check out his story it is also funny..

Hasan never disappoints and his storytelling abilities are what makes me love his comedy!!

Wow both amazing and funniest stories!!! :)

That twist at the end was just 🤯 !

Hasan Minhaj is such a great story teller !

Hasan is such a great and comedic storyteller, this was HILARIOUS.

Jimmy's story was a laughter BLAST!

Wow 😭😂😂 love hasaan Minhaj ❤️ this was hilarious great quarantine content to keep us all going 👍

Really Bruh, Story telling competition against Hasan Minhaj.... You may not have seen his Netflix special... You ain't winning this one for sure

If that had been my dad at that parent-teacher meeting, he would have been proud of my business acumen.

Hassan is so cool intelligent flowing .love him.

I LOVE THIS MAN

Topic: embarrassing parents Hassan: light work

I’m soooo here for this yes Hasan!!!

His story telling peaksss 🙌

I’m still tryna figure out who “HAA-sin” is from the beginning intro

".....and the car lights on fire" Honestly, this is my truth right now

This guy and stories! Holy F! I laughed my guts out. 😂😂

5:25 Yeah !! Baniya Bro😂😂🤘🤘

To all the people who came here for Hasan Minhaj's story, skip to 3:45 You can thank me later

3:26 Is when Hasan Minhaj starts talking. I had to skip Jimmy Fallon. Too fake

@ruperslayz

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, omg he is fake as hell! Even his laugh seems so fake and forced

1984 oldsmobile cutlass sierra. Awesome car.

Hasan is such a good storyteller. I could listen to him talk for hours

I love Hasan so much, “I don’t want participation points, I wanna win or lose” 😂

Indian parents be like- my child can never do this he is coward.🤣🤣🤣

Please continue to make us laugh esp at a time in our country when we need comic relief.✌😀