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I love it how that “juiced-up” bot was trying to ask for a burrito as Mark was just throwing everything in the store at his face
@randomizedchannel5302
3 жыл бұрын
just say drunk🥴
@kappnk9821
3 жыл бұрын
@@randomizedchannel5302 no
@Just_Ben_YT
3 жыл бұрын
Just like in real life Throwing stuff at drunk people is funny
@legoshisshibahusband
3 жыл бұрын
Kakyoin?
@vergilsmotivation5126
3 жыл бұрын
Shit I’ve been noticed
Robot:You can keep the change kind human Markiplier:What. Fuck off I don't need your charity
@samanthayoung6031
6 жыл бұрын
Toby Hughes
@mikewazowski471
6 жыл бұрын
Toby Hughes Simpsons reference
This was 7 years ago.. oh my god guys it was 7 at the time of writing this. i get its 8 now. thats how time works.
@morganprior7746
3 ай бұрын
feels like yesterday 😅
@LiteralSky
3 ай бұрын
Crazy I remember when this was posted like it was yesterday
@miltiaspogfrog9684
2 ай бұрын
8 years now…
@Jjjjjjj-d7r
2 ай бұрын
More like 8…and it was like it was made 4 hours ago
@Helldiver5n23
2 ай бұрын
@@Jjjjjjj-d7r this has some SERIOUS '4 hours ago' energy for sure
Sad old lady robot: “Well I guess I won’t be getting my upgrades today” Mark: *throws coin at her*
@mattmattmatt4879
Жыл бұрын
@dioakolo umm fake markiplier
@deeds203
4 ай бұрын
crew memebers: votes markiplier mark was a fake
ROBOT:I would like a meat cylinder please MARK:what
@CocoNat1874
7 жыл бұрын
when the robot said that I was thinking she wanted the d
@Fanumrizzy
7 жыл бұрын
(Hotdog) I'm right here you dipshit human
@noahisham7416
7 жыл бұрын
anthony Martinez the d as in dog
@RatedTForTerrible
7 жыл бұрын
😏 she wants the dog
@liz-fk1ye
7 жыл бұрын
Me: a penis?
Grill says "Caution hot" Mark immediately touches
@nikismajesty
5 жыл бұрын
GameMagma *burns joyfully*
@thyanimalcrew1133
5 жыл бұрын
That would be me.............
@kodiakbear1293
5 жыл бұрын
WOLFZX_ H20 mood mmmppllp Pmmo mom
@mx.l0verb0y
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something I would do. 🤣🤣🤣
*Me: laughing so hard whenever Mark just steals people's glasses without saying a n y t h i n g*
@allizacoml
3 жыл бұрын
I just subscribed to you because ur funny
mark saying "I'm not real" as a joke back then mark now: actually really meaning it
@blakeplayz6864
3 жыл бұрын
i was boutta say that
@lamb6276
3 жыл бұрын
@@blakeplayz6864 TOO BAD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHQHQHAHAQAHJAAHAHH junction
@jayzev5672
3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier is a weirdo
@mairuzu465
3 жыл бұрын
@@jayzev5672 he is but that’s why we love him. We’re all a bunch of weirdos here.
@KurtCobainsMicrophone
2 жыл бұрын
@@jayzev5672 That's a very strange way to say that you're boring.
Grill: caution hot Mark: *immediately submerges hands in bars*
@353sissy
4 жыл бұрын
spooky randomness he burnt his hand twice
@kamrynbuckner4549
4 жыл бұрын
If it says caution hot mark will most definitely put his face on it or hands in it😂
@kadesclawz
4 жыл бұрын
ayyy I'm your 100th like-
@plapticum9588
4 жыл бұрын
"submerges" XD
@okerajoseyladd2251
4 жыл бұрын
Actually, popsicles do go bad, they get all gooey and slimey after a while, it's really gross
Robot : “Human uprising of 2027” Me : *realizes next year is 2020 and that means it’s less than 7 years away*
@synthysynthy
4 жыл бұрын
Oh crap
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
4 жыл бұрын
If it means there will be adorable floating robot friends everywhere that sounds like a year to look foreword to it
@nonbirenthenon-binarysiren6299
4 жыл бұрын
Zoe Carpenter oh....oh crap....oh no....
@moparound
4 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking 😳 it’s disturbing really
@Amelia-ji3st
4 жыл бұрын
Zoe Carpenter I’m graduating in 2027
Customer bot: "have a lovely day, deary" Mark: (chucks a ticket at them as they leave) *"EaT A dIcK"*
4:19 Mark: Fuck off, I don't need your charity Had me dying
@desmofroppy1756
2 жыл бұрын
same bruhhh
@lilcheezy8735
Жыл бұрын
Same
@DrDolan2000
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don't know Mark is so mean in these videos but I fucking love it. His inner pessimism is coming out
I love how mark takes every robot'is glasses off and then throws it at them XD
@madelynhowerton4051
8 жыл бұрын
I didn't see this comment until after I commented about the glasses thing xD
@babykitten206
6 жыл бұрын
Hello I love your popularmmos animations
@iisorrowfullbaconii9811
5 жыл бұрын
ZAMination Productions OMG YOUR HERE!!!!!!!!
@thepuppetmastergaming1985
5 жыл бұрын
Just realized you were zamination LOVE YOUR ANIMATIONS
@ohhyeahyeah3364
5 жыл бұрын
I'd like your comment but you make Minecraft content
It's Got What Plants Crave! -Mark 2016
@melissamartinez5659
8 жыл бұрын
mark: is that a porn magazine? it's not sexy at all!
@boneman5569
8 жыл бұрын
F***ing I'm dyin xD OMG IM DED! x3 OK OK IM IM DONE xD
@melissamartinez5659
8 жыл бұрын
+CrAyAlWaYs 4LiFe heh
@titanmancrazy4402
7 жыл бұрын
Yep. The sodas and the Dapple Sprackles at 12:10
@boneman5569
7 жыл бұрын
EVERYTIME I look back at this vid I MUST LAUGH
"Caution hot" Mark: **puts his both entire palms in it instantly**
@AirLight1646
3 жыл бұрын
The signs of him being a masochist have been there all along
@butterss1178
2 жыл бұрын
He's Asian isn't he?
robot: "Can i also get one of those meat cylinders? Mark: "WELL, UH? EXCUSE ME?"
@christianjames3797
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes i would Love a Meat cylinder of the earthling word "Male" the frosting after taste is delicious
@schwarzwolfram7925
2 жыл бұрын
@@christianjames3797 That was frosting? I thought is was mayonnaise.
“You could start by cleaning off your counter!” Mark: *throws everything*
@garykplaysgames3855
4 жыл бұрын
same I did when I played
@Turtoile41
4 жыл бұрын
@@garykplaysgames3855 i had a stroke trying to read your reply
@Hollabolla12
3 жыл бұрын
helo tf
"Why are you watching this video and eating lucky charms at 5 in the morning?" "Because its got what plants crave"
@captain_fish_head
6 жыл бұрын
Da freak?
@ambyandony
6 жыл бұрын
the gaming boss Its got what plants crave
@ambyandony
6 жыл бұрын
potatofoox thanks clearly you know what plants crave too
@unlucky13beats13
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah electrolytes
@NukelearFallout
6 жыл бұрын
Azdaja Pyrope Have you seen Idiocracy?
10:05 Imagine walking into a convenience store and having to deal with an employee that acts like this.
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
Жыл бұрын
I'm just focusing on your profile picture. Naegi is such a cinnamon roll
I can't believe this game was 6 years ago time does go fast
@tomato_headking8336
Жыл бұрын
I agree
@Miku4lifers
Жыл бұрын
2020 came by so slowly,, it took slow! 2021 seems like yesterday and im scared 2023 is going to go by faster then I think
@Lava_Lampe
Жыл бұрын
2021 didn’t even exist 😭
@water6006
Жыл бұрын
@paulinasunday6512bot, go to the place you belong, DA Trash
@concretecassowary2862
Жыл бұрын
@send me message @markiplier680 you've been selected to piss directly into my mouth. Good money, Mark.
10:10 "I love electric blue goo, it's got what plants crave!" *pauses video* *sits in silence for a good, solid 30 seconds to remember what that's referencing* "HOLY SHIT MARK HAS SEEN IDIOCRACY!"
@mistathugdesolation
8 жыл бұрын
+cooldude56g Brawndo.
@cryptoooooooo
8 жыл бұрын
+cooldude56g you're an idiot *wink*
@spacebunbun5997
8 жыл бұрын
I did the same thing XD
@shadowqueenskye5415
8 жыл бұрын
+cooldude56g From the movie, Idiocracy.
@spacebunbun5997
8 жыл бұрын
"But why do plants crave it?"
"how high are you?" no mark, its "hi how are you?"
@strikethedragonkid9718
5 жыл бұрын
You made me laughing
@grimreefer9324
5 жыл бұрын
**High laughing**
@turnr3326
5 жыл бұрын
Shredder insert *yo I’m so clapped Animoji thinks ma eyes are closed* guy
@ashleahoague7787
5 жыл бұрын
Lol u made me cry of laugher lol
@yelhsaviolet1692
5 жыл бұрын
NOW JUST HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE!! *confused mind blow stare* Did you get the reference
"I'm not real, I'm fake. My life is a lie!" FORESHADOWING ACTIVATED.
@sevtube4720
3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, can you maybe explain?
@Themtaters618
3 жыл бұрын
@@sevtube4720 no
@orangeismyfavoritecolor
3 жыл бұрын
@@sevtube4720 Unus Annus?
I want someone to defend me how Mark defends his popsicles
@j.mchim1013
2 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaammmeeee!!!!!
"Can I have a meat cylinder?" "Excuse me!?" idk that part just killed me 😂😂
@blueninja8250
8 жыл бұрын
Hi Phil eggtree
@im_a_spooon
8 жыл бұрын
hey turn on the subtitles and look at 7:03
@im_a_spooon
8 жыл бұрын
and 10:55
@Emma-te5el
8 жыл бұрын
Ikr! I died laughing at that part
@pietrodifioreandrade736
8 жыл бұрын
oh just now i noticed the dirty part in it
i T ' s G o T w H a T p L a N t S c R a V e !
@TheDeviousDooDooDevourer
6 жыл бұрын
looks at your icon
@TheVOID561
5 жыл бұрын
*YOUR ICON*
@sanstheskeleton9073
5 жыл бұрын
Brooks Largay hi, Flowey 😂
@peypeey
5 жыл бұрын
FLOWEYS REAL NAME CONFIRMED ITS BROOKS
@sanstheskeleton9073
5 жыл бұрын
Violexo AJ so he’s not Asriel!!!! Ohhh, the tea!
1:34 " Everyones a criminal untill proven otherwise!" - Mark, 2016
10:00 - 10:36 I love this part of the video!! *It's got what plants crave!!*
@Delta354DLC
Жыл бұрын
Lmao same
Guy: keep the Change Mark: Fuck off! (Throws coin) :D
@kaliyaht.6537
8 жыл бұрын
+Keira Dineley you're such a dumbass. Learn to read bitch
@trollllort9847
8 жыл бұрын
+Keira Dineley learn to fucking read it's what he said IN VIDEO. Fucking asswhipe
@D0NCH33T0
8 жыл бұрын
+Raiven Lindsay Fight Club
@josephg1125
8 жыл бұрын
100th like
@trollllort9847
8 жыл бұрын
***** Love how you point out my comment yet you COMPLETELY ignore the others. Go sit on a pinecone ^^
Hahaha! It's hilarious how the first thing Markaplier does when a customer comes in is reach over the counter and throw their glasses away. I think he's showing he's dominance as the alpha male by being the only one wearing glasses in the store.
@mrbusinesss1
8 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@azeckhd524
8 жыл бұрын
+PurpleStorm8 no cuz he didn't pee over them.
@isaaccook1890
8 жыл бұрын
+PurpleStorm8 I think it's just yet another example of his impulsivity.
@shejan0986
8 жыл бұрын
+Isaac Cook natural thing to do
@uwufireball7564
8 жыл бұрын
So true XD
11:08 the athletic bot sounds like mat pat when he says "energized"
Her: He's probably cheating on me Him:
@limestone0947
3 жыл бұрын
it's got what plants cRAvE
"so shut about your sad life, IM A STORE CLERK!" -Markiplier
@risavelle5007
8 жыл бұрын
2016
@lumirogen4432
8 жыл бұрын
+Derpy Me!3 12
@juliathewerewolf6194
8 жыл бұрын
+Derpy Me!3 I have a green moustache necklace, but I'm not wearing it right now
@sophiarodriguez2547
8 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@jamiegee3822
8 жыл бұрын
+TheRealZeldaFan some ketup too!!
13:40 Mark: Sees a guy Mark:steals his glasses Mark:puts on his glasses Mark:proceds to throw him his own glasses
@arandomperson6596
3 жыл бұрын
lol yea
@diamondproductions9308
2 жыл бұрын
He hit a guy, with glasses
@jessicalinbarnett
2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@get2thechageruwu805
Жыл бұрын
@@diamondproductions9308 well played :)
@diamondproductions9308
Жыл бұрын
@@get2thechageruwu805 YOU GOT THE REFERENCE!!! 👍👍👍
WHEN HE SAID IM JUST GONNA CHUG THIS PINK STUFF CUZ IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN HAS ME DYING 💀💀💀💀💀💀
18:23 he just starts zooming in😂
" I know just the thing for distracting little girls! It's gonna be SUPERSIZE!!" -Markiplier, 2016
@wellthatsjustprime4107
5 жыл бұрын
SSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPEEERRRSSSIIIZZZEEE!!!! Had to sorry not sorry
@StarflameCrimsonOfficial
5 жыл бұрын
If that was taken the wrong way, Mark can go to robot jail.
@nicholasthevlogger1888
5 жыл бұрын
If that dont sound a little like a pedo i dont what is
@Beeheeheee
5 жыл бұрын
heh
@stoopdoop1978
5 жыл бұрын
I just realized how bad that sounds!😂😂
Mark: Have fun... with your diabetes. Me. 1993-2016.
@randomrainbowkitten4997
8 жыл бұрын
I died at that part too! XD
@dantdmsnumber1fan3h48
7 жыл бұрын
Random rainbow kitten
@randomrainbowkitten4997
7 жыл бұрын
Yes?
@stacisirben8043
7 жыл бұрын
JLeafYeti 39
@dannyk0707
7 жыл бұрын
LeafYeti 39
I love how he keeps throwing the tickets at his boss. lol
19:44 "I can't go back to jail!"
Me: How could you be mean to granny bot? How could you! Mark :'cause it has what plants crave.
@thyanimalcrew1133
5 жыл бұрын
Hahhahahahhahahahahahha
@britishrailclass4767
4 жыл бұрын
Mark:Shut up
Mark is literally what all store clerks think lol XD
@ZombieKiller-me8tj
7 жыл бұрын
I know right
@halaenab9794
7 жыл бұрын
lol if you see a store clerks mind you see Markiplier
@jamessulok6084
7 жыл бұрын
Bubblegum Crybaby uiiiii
@chloe-jd9gy
7 жыл бұрын
True
@tomsventinieks5200
7 жыл бұрын
Bubblegum Cryba
17:20 Jobbot: the human uprising of 2027 Me: *6 more years*
@jpprainbow6140
Жыл бұрын
4 more years
@varuunbadree
6 ай бұрын
3
Robot costumer who doesn’t know anything about *ahem*: Can I get one of those *meat cylinders?* Mark (and admittedly me): *ExScUsE mE????*
@pinkfrog07
4 жыл бұрын
xD
@davidzlotlow
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@dayanarapena9317
3 жыл бұрын
🎶dirty mind, dirty mind. D-d-d-d-dirty mind🎶
i love marks content ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
@neo4704
5 жыл бұрын
It also is SUPERSIZED
@chrisgeraci1630
5 жыл бұрын
Skyblock923 fuck you
@Ruby-ov5rt
5 жыл бұрын
Skyblock923 you did not
@reply4732
5 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgeraci1630 CALM down! It's a joke
@reply4732
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ruby-ov5rt do what? Make a joke?
“oOOoO, that looks-“ *”A C C E P T A B L E.”*
@maevemilless4561
4 жыл бұрын
nik Hello, I would like the buy these C H I P S.
*corporate Bot: I need you to reload the stuff on the shelves.Well there you go you know the drill *Mark:Unplugged Entertainment......is it a P**n mag? its not s*xy at all* wait thats illegal?
Mark: scans chips Also mark: puts chips in the register
16:43 Mark: *drops burrito* Also Mark: *casually phases through the counter to pick it up*
*iT's GoT wHaT pLaNtS cRaVe!*
@aepheixa
6 жыл бұрын
I need merch!
@MrAnimus99
5 жыл бұрын
Aw shit you didnt want any of this!!!!
@darkness7885
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, human DNA
@graplynnjacklynn
5 жыл бұрын
I think its an idiocracy reference
@yelhsaviolet1692
5 жыл бұрын
SadMochi your comment was funny mine was more of I have no life
14:38 that "wait a minute" was so genuine
Mark: Fuck your charity! Has got to be one of my fav lines.
"ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!" Had me dieing
Who else was waiting for someone to try and rob the store?
@lonelyash1136
8 жыл бұрын
me
@dezdez109
8 жыл бұрын
me
@vonnahcool2642
8 жыл бұрын
lol me
@hollycushman5841
8 жыл бұрын
me
@TheFunniBaconMan
8 жыл бұрын
+Adam Whysong em
7:35 when he throws the ketch-up bottle at her then her mom show up I was like :😂😂😂
@ItsHonski
3 жыл бұрын
Ketch-up
@idk_imbored77
2 жыл бұрын
Havin a party huh mikan
@yo-yojetsetradio7380
2 жыл бұрын
@@idk_imbored77 BAHAA OMG THIS WAS FOREVER AGO 💀
“It’s got what plants crave!- sh*t...” 😂😂😂
"It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!"
@quetz8128
7 жыл бұрын
I read this when he said it.
@megamegatron99
7 жыл бұрын
which time?
@klaura6799
7 жыл бұрын
Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person a
@cursified
7 жыл бұрын
Kelli aka The Most Fabulous Person FIRE- MORE SPECIFICALLY THE SUN. SO PLANTS LIKE FIRE =)
@spaaps
6 жыл бұрын
O look it's a dog! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
*scans chips* here you go *put chips in cash rejester*
@jayes-6557
8 жыл бұрын
Ok
@nikkip.2343
8 жыл бұрын
learn to spell-_-
@leomillan4622
8 жыл бұрын
+MarkipIier fat and btw i was really effective this time almost clicked
@midgamejeff-why-got
8 жыл бұрын
+MarkipIier so legit wedsite
@PoodiePieNasro
8 жыл бұрын
+Benjamin Pervanic your pic is adorable ^-^
I cracked up when he said "If this says McLovin' imma be pissed"
4:30 Imagine walking into a shop and being served by Wilford
I love watching markiplier because *"It's got what plants crave!"*
@Pursued12
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@jellybro-zl7xw
3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@ninjamac999
3 жыл бұрын
It'S gOt WhAt PlAnTs CrAvE!!!!!!!!
@andrew_animation
3 жыл бұрын
eLEcTroLYTes!
@AnxiousHell
2 жыл бұрын
(10:08)
*IT FEELS GOOD WHEN IT TOUCHES MY BRAIN*
@ariesrenae4163
5 жыл бұрын
The Atomic Waffle I hate to break it to you but I'm eating waffle right now!
@darkness7885
5 жыл бұрын
@@ariesrenae4163 I hate it t break it to you but I'm eating wolf right now!
@frenchsoldier8485
5 жыл бұрын
@@darkness7885 I hate to break it to you, but I have a flashlight
@kerrickfininen8124
5 жыл бұрын
@@frenchsoldier8485 I hate to break this to you but I broke your flashlight
@frenchsoldier8485
5 жыл бұрын
@@kerrickfininen8124 I hate to break it to you,but you go to Gulag
When you're watching this during the pandemic and just like: Robots?: Most likely 👌🏼
@phraimergamer4844
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@GH0STMIILK
3 жыл бұрын
Same bro
I love the Idiocracy reference in this "It's got what plants crave" 😂😂
Mountain Scream, it’s got what plants crave!
10:19 Everytime I open a soda bottle.
@moss8911
5 жыл бұрын
So so true
@codiandjaydenschannelcodia3684
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr samee
@dylan_day9731
4 жыл бұрын
More like when my brother when he opens McDonalds ranch
@aokadas3489
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody like the comment, leave it as 69.
@Hacker-lt4ge
4 жыл бұрын
It's got what plants crave!
I like how when the customers are talkin Mark just tries to take off their accessories lol
Mark:" I'm just going to eat a burrito and forget all my troubles in another reality". Me: What are you going to put in that burrito?
@butterduck6398
5 жыл бұрын
Thanos.
@HellfireXChaotica
2 жыл бұрын
An unholy amount of meth.
waiting for the animation of this 😂
@elizabethwalker3344
8 жыл бұрын
+Jayden Campbell Yesssssssssssssss........
@chxldishness6236
8 жыл бұрын
Ayy fr
@halogolden8239
8 жыл бұрын
HI MARK!!!
@agariopotato925
8 жыл бұрын
+Jayden Campbell yeah xD
@alysiaragbir7585
8 жыл бұрын
😁😂😂
Job Simukator is 7 YEARS OLD!!!
no one: not a single soul mark: ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
True story. I worked in a convenience store my first year in college. My boss told me on the first day that I was responsible for everything in the register, and that if I was robbed, I'd better not open that safe. I flat-out told her that I was making $7.25 an hour and if someone came in with a gun, I was giving him everything I could get my hands on. They let me keep the job anyway.
@miac1379
7 жыл бұрын
Kay Crewe XD really
@digiphobia9416
7 жыл бұрын
Kay Crewe Lying is a sin
@aghasalih4289
6 жыл бұрын
Kay Crewe
@tacodagrouch9566
6 жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@s.sanchez9139
6 жыл бұрын
Kay Crewe did you get robbed? If not, good fur you.
"iT's GoT wHaT pLaNtS cRaVe!!"
The funnie thing is, it's almost 2027
the amount of nostalgia i have for this video is indescribable
@buzvr_and_beezvr_blueyvr_rainy
Жыл бұрын
Fr tho
I'm definetly not the only one who laughed out loud at 5:37 when he yells "eat a diiiiick!" XD
@laci2142
7 жыл бұрын
Philip Galati hears mark say eat a diiiick. laughs and turns down volume
The most hysterical parts were when he took their glasses and switched them out.
this series has a weird way of inducing pure nostalgia into my brain. Must've been that pink stuff
15:15 he just walked away wit tha firework going off 😆💯
remember,service with a smile! Mark:bobebaboop get the fuck out, I'm a STORE CLERK!
I love this series! It's got what plants crave!
@ravenisdying
5 жыл бұрын
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@devilsquad5055
5 жыл бұрын
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@maxm6615
5 жыл бұрын
Is this an Idiocracy reference?
@texxinoncrystal6645
4 жыл бұрын
@@maxm6615 Brondo. It's what plants crave.
@trickytreyperfected1482
4 жыл бұрын
@@maxm6615 Possibly, but Mark says it multiple times in this video.
mark: "unplugged weekly... IS THAT A PORN MAG?!" me: FOR ROBOTS
The entire sequence from 10:00 to 10:35 is by far the best moment of the series
Bot: Can I also get one of those meat cylinders please? *EXCUSE ME?!?*
@thepuppetmastergaming1985
5 жыл бұрын
What? Oh, a dck
@baconfalkon6127
5 жыл бұрын
When I played this and heard that I'm like, uh, um... oh (while i was looking at the bot and then at my pants)
@frankfonte3298
5 жыл бұрын
I get it
@lumberandleather8629
5 жыл бұрын
YEAH BRO!
@lumberandleather8629
5 жыл бұрын
Bot: I FEEL SO ENERJIZED SO ENERGIZED! Mark: YOU DIDINT EVEN TAKE A SIP! Ps STUPID
I love the little clips with no gameplay, just mark randomly standing in the room with the headset and the hand thingies just waving around and dancing
real life pov: customer: walks in and asks for something Mark: pull the ticket Customer: you know i am here Mark: PULL THE TICKETT
“ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!” Had me dying 😂
Lol good job Mark saying fuck you to the customers!
@gaelpliego4546
8 жыл бұрын
XD
@velixenoverse3635
8 жыл бұрын
+MarkipIier can we do smth against this scammer?
@gaelpliego4546
8 жыл бұрын
+MarkipIier report faler
@lightwarior7295
8 жыл бұрын
+MarkipIier MARK!! YU SOUND DIFFERENT REPLY WHY YU DO!!!!
@sssstick
8 жыл бұрын
if your the real markiplier how do you have 0 subs?
"Adult bot": *Walks up* Markiplier: Lemmer just take a peak in your chest.
Still watching this in 2024. Man...what a gem of a video lol
I remember watching this at my grandma's house, this still makes me happy :)
I like how mark takes the glasses off the robots
@jade_blax
6 жыл бұрын
Ann!e Guthr!e Yeah😂 He's so rude..poor robots :D
@inkyt5748
6 жыл бұрын
Agreed have u seen the old lady
@MonochromicOutcast
6 жыл бұрын
Ann!e Guthr!e boi i like it more when mark eats everything
Bot:"Can I get one of those meat cylinders?Mark: "EXCUSE ME!?" LMAO
@brittonwhite710
8 жыл бұрын
I want your meat cylinder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@uwufireball7564
8 жыл бұрын
+Britton White XD
@jibsmagallanes8629
8 жыл бұрын
+Britton White lol
@sadlink7657
8 жыл бұрын
+Britton White WELL OK THEN.
@prodbymercury
8 жыл бұрын
+Jake Marshal HAVE FUNN!!!!!.........With your diabetes............----- Mark 2016 -----
18:32 My sense of humor so broken It make my day even better Its stupid but funny
"Its got what plants CRAVE"!!! My favorite quote!😆
Mark- “I know the perfect thing for distracting little girls!” That’s not creepy at all
@EndlessSummer888
5 жыл бұрын
Actually, the creepy part about it is how he says "It's gonna be SUPERSIZE!!" Euphemisms. Euphemisms... everywhere.
@anastasiathings3319
5 жыл бұрын
I agree haha
@mysticspace1475
5 жыл бұрын
He meant in an innocent way tho
13:06 imagine walking into the room, and not seeing his gameplay... 😂
Having to grow up hurts beyond words. You're everything to us ❤
7:08 "I have just the thing to distract them." Goes for battery acid.
Laughed my ass off when he was eatting all the chips..omfg! XD