“I don’t eat here. This food is trash.” -anyone who’s ever worked in a restaurant

@gxtmfa

4 жыл бұрын

I worked at Corner Bakery. It wasn’t bad food. I still said that when talking to friends.

@nottheoriginalhandle

4 жыл бұрын

@@gxtmfa that's how anyone who works in the restaurant industry always talks about their job

@drumsNstuff79

4 жыл бұрын

Here was female friend I had in high school: "Welcome to McDonald's! Would you like to try the new McAwesome?" "Is is it really McAwesome?" "Sigggghhhh.. No it's NcNot.. It's MvNasty... don't tell manager Delroy I said that! I hate it here! Once I get the money for that new Gap mini skirt, you know the one Shane thinks is slutty in a good way? I'm outa here!""

@dutchpangermanist5673

3 жыл бұрын

There is a big difference between a fast food restaurant and a regular restaurant.

@cveis5678

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite is when customers ask "is the food is good? As if i could or would say no. Also the classic "what do you recommend?" ....another restaurant....

“You’re welcome, I love you” Me trying to talk to people

@tuatagovailoa1770

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of patrick

@markalexander3659

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I often finish phone conversations (including with receptionists, professionals and people I've never spoken to be for) with "okay, love you, bye" and then die of cringe. I'm so fucking awkward.

@Superpellexl

2 жыл бұрын

@@markalexander3659 that is hilarious 😂😂

@luisgab707

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@DeathByBarb

Жыл бұрын

I said thank you I love you to my pizza delivery woman

I loved how all three of them had their own way of saying “WILL YOU EAT?”

@hopper6094

2 жыл бұрын

THAT SENT ME 😭

@Acorn905

Жыл бұрын

0:40 Will you eat? :'D 2:01 WILLYOUEAT? 2:42 will you eat? 😏🧐

@gertpacu3926

6 ай бұрын

I still use that "Will you eat?" quote in my everyday life. Only a couple people got it though :(

That "Go away, we're closed!" deserved a bigger laugh. And Melissa with her perfect timing right after. This is one of my favorite skits!

@mattmammone2338

2 жыл бұрын

Melissa is a genius.

@mp3holder94

2 жыл бұрын

Same here!!! So funny and awkward. Melissa was hilarious in this. It’s too bad she’s so underrated

@NazriB

2 жыл бұрын

Lies again? FNB Cheque

@agentwashingtub9167

2 жыл бұрын

The audience really slept on that line

@SOK39

2 жыл бұрын

I say that every time a teacher says hi to me.

"I don't have to ask her how her day is. She's alone at Sticky Bun on Christmas." I thought the sketch was pretty funny.

@silverink1824

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@noelmaldonado2903

5 жыл бұрын

Jenn Terry it really was 😁

@rachelburton5278

4 жыл бұрын

Jenn Terry best line

@maddycommieieieienananalo3453

4 жыл бұрын

Really? I thought it was Bunny... Lo siento, that was a terrible pun...

@J.P.Robles

4 жыл бұрын

No this is hilarious

There is still one question that remains unanswered... Will you eat?

@arandomnamexd6366

7 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, I can't, because Sticky Bun is closing early for the Christmas holiday ❄🎅🎄

@teamgalaxygaming2634

7 жыл бұрын

Mashup Artiste

@tozmarauders4187

7 жыл бұрын

I like your profile pic

@Stinear35

6 жыл бұрын

Appleboy78165 It's a 2018 meme.

@homosixual6189

6 жыл бұрын

Appleboy78165 food or...

"Do you like being white?" "...Should I answer that?" "NO."

@sambur6480

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@lazygenie5616

5 жыл бұрын

🥵🥵

@juliagulia3617

5 жыл бұрын

Bakugou would just blow their face off if he was asked that

@wakeupimdreaming

4 жыл бұрын

Moon Palette I love that part🤣

@MelB868

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a dumb question I would have said that’s just the way God made me

“WELCOME TO STICKY BUN, WILL YOU EAT?!”

@louistournas120

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, may I take your order?

@sportschatwithtim1984

2 жыл бұрын

I would but sticky bun is closed for the Christmas 🎅 holiday 😢

Cecily and Beck were perfect with portraying that fake and over enthusiastic retail and food supervisors 😂

@eolsunder

5 жыл бұрын

I agree they were excellent.

@sarahimam7672

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah and they didn’t look off screen for their lines

@hansolo631

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarahimam7672 i am no tv'ologist but i think the cue cards are right under the camera

@gxtmfa

4 жыл бұрын

...and me as a teacher.

@Athmel

4 жыл бұрын

@@hansolo631 But you seem to have the skills of one, I hope you get an honorary degree.

"Things to remember: we're open, the food isn't trash, and it's not Christmas". Oh my god that's funny

@jkm4645

5 жыл бұрын

Will you eat?

@AlinaTowers

4 жыл бұрын

And I don't love you.

@micahbenally5139

4 жыл бұрын

@@jkm4645 XD

@micahbenally5139

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlinaTowers :(

@LaineMann

3 жыл бұрын

And memorable.

“Cat don’t tell customers stories about dead people.” “I mean, I’ll try.” LMAOOOO

@Superpellexl

2 жыл бұрын

"Nope, that's required" 😂😂

@77Creation

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@erinwltr

11 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard!

We're open, the food ISN'T trash, and its not Christmas.

@danielleking262

3 жыл бұрын

Delivered so perfectly 🤣

@hopper6094

2 жыл бұрын

😂

I am calling milk 'cold cow-piss' from now on

@brandonmyers1876

7 жыл бұрын

I call it Melk.

@sha11235

7 жыл бұрын

I am never drinking milk again.

@stevemandl5140

7 жыл бұрын

dare ya to go to a restaurant and say that.check back with me if you ever do

@seamusfrederick2349

7 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@assmane999

7 жыл бұрын

I am someone that would absolutely do that, sir. I'm shameless.

This is much funnier if you work in food service

@angeleyesgreen1586

7 жыл бұрын

Liam Humel most of us have worked that kind of job before. brings back memories. lol

@shawnparkspost

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, or any customer service job.

@joycegibson5309

7 жыл бұрын

Trevor Noah

@BMoney8600

6 жыл бұрын

Liam Humel I work at a fast food restaurant

@flisko123

6 жыл бұрын

i will take one cheeseburger

“Go away, we’re closed!” Lmao same!

This reminds me of when my brother answered the phone at his job with "Good aftermorrow, how may I get you?"

"What do you recommend from the menu?" "I don't eat here, this food is trash!"... 😂😂😂😂😂

@shiane1995

5 жыл бұрын

Funniest part! Lol

@noelmaldonado2903

5 жыл бұрын

drnycmedia I loved that part too 😂

@heaintloveu

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a lie, she totally eats there

Did they make a neon sign just for one sketch?

@vr1175

7 жыл бұрын

misterlondoner they probably got it from a prop rental house.

@noodledoodle4134

6 жыл бұрын

i want that sign really badly because of this sketch

@shiestysean

6 жыл бұрын

misterlondoner the real question is WILL YOU EAT?

@christophzorn5577

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha I thought EXACTLY the same 😂😂😂😂

@tammyforbes2101

6 жыл бұрын

Dude these studios have entire departments and outside company’s that deal in just wardrobes and props.

And thus “will you eat” became the official greeting for Sticky Bun

"Oh I had a teacher named Kelsey!" "Yeah, Sophomore year the janitor found her dead in her car"

@tychoderkommentator2989

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, if any person in customer service would tell me that, if anything I will probably be more inclined to go there again.

@israeldelarosa5461

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t know whether it’s Kelsey or Chelsea...

I love how she says "I mean I'll try" when told not to tell customers stories about dead people.

She's alone at Sticky Bun on Christmas.

@hug-a-bull5717

5 жыл бұрын

Emily Negas I literally read your comment at the exact time it was said in the video. Twilight zone

@a1clam

3 жыл бұрын

Negas please..

Couldn't hear Melissa say "oh wow" without thinking of ber spot on Owen Wilson impression.

Trainer: Scott, dont tell customers you love them Scott: Ok, uh do you have a pen and paper? Trainer: Ahh, you shouldn't have to write that down.

@seanferry6883

3 жыл бұрын

Best line

"Do you like being white?" HAHAHAHA

@zackcross7190

4 жыл бұрын

Amber Miller Sorry, should I answer that?

@renofederighi8774

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@simonstevenson6686

Ай бұрын

@@zackcross7190No

Having just gone through a huge training for a store opening this is too real. "Will you eat?" Killing me.

That twist at the end was golden. Sometimes SNL skits drag on or cut off too early but that was 100% the best way to end it.

@jkm4645

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah-- the whole skit makes sense after that.

@t1ara_tw1g

5 жыл бұрын

I actually don't get it

@jkm4645

5 жыл бұрын

@@t1ara_tw1g the implication is that airport customer service is shoddy.

@OfficerFriendly2006

5 жыл бұрын

I'm still shocked that one airplane took 4 and a half minutes to get from one side of the screen to the other.

The most unrealistic thing about this is that the employee training isn't just an eight minute video that has nothing to do with the job and a five minute lesson on working the register from an employee who started last week

They had Octavia fucking Spencer there and this is the best they could come up with!

@mickeysdrive-in865

7 жыл бұрын

+carone webb I was thinking the same thing.

@stauner32

7 жыл бұрын

She's a good actor, but a horrible comedian imo.

@haydena.oleary7046

7 жыл бұрын

I thought "sorry, that's what we call it in my house" was pretty good hahahaha

@Yobachi2007

7 жыл бұрын

Well, this is actually better than what they normally come up with. It was at least watchable and semi-funny. 90% of SNL's non-political skits are garbage.

@oscarfun100

7 жыл бұрын

Horrible comedian? LOL, she's amazing. I still remember her "Fatal Attraction" turn in Ugly Betty. And she was also great here.

Who else gonna start asking people WILL YOU EAT????

@CS-ys4sy

5 жыл бұрын

Lien Nguyen I don't even work in food service and I'm gonna ask this.

@J.P.Robles

4 жыл бұрын

Ooh me me me ✋🏻

@monikaszymanowska5142

3 жыл бұрын

In my country it used to be a common question when you entered the restaurant - before the waiter ushered you to the table or to the bar:-)

Rolling here through the whole thing. “Hey lady, will you eat?” 😂😂😂

Mikey Day doesn't get enough attention, he's an amazing actor imo

@alizaloring3437

2 жыл бұрын

He crushed this skit and everyone he is in and also he is always the only one that doesn't break character when everyone else laughs. Most underrated in snl

@Johnthestoryteller

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@katiegalvin1773

Жыл бұрын

I think he’s underrated he’s so funny

@davidb8373

Жыл бұрын

Check out his David Blaine Parody vids from 15 years ago.

@maryschroeder1533

Жыл бұрын

He wrote this sketch!

It's as if all three employees are Grow-a-Guys.

@Footjones

7 жыл бұрын

Rasu C Loved that skit

Mikey Day and Alex Moffat are both the most pleasant surprise in years on snl. For rookies to be nailing roles this early on is incredible, I'm sure we'll be seeing them for years to come.

“Sticky bun and a cold cow piss coming up!” BWAHAHAHAHA I LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dojaswifey6557

3 жыл бұрын

EXTRA COLD 🥶

“do you like being white?” that kills me every time

What happened to the skit where two employees go on a rant cause they think they're about to get fired

@blueythedolphin2

7 жыл бұрын

Strife Lee Simpson I miss that shit

@leahalburtus7464

7 жыл бұрын

DANA AND NIFF ARE MY SHIT

@TRschwarzesonne

7 жыл бұрын

Ye I love them so much

@Cavespider4396

7 жыл бұрын

the best buy one?

@blueythedolphin2

7 жыл бұрын

Cavespider4396 yeah man lol

“I don’t eat here, this food is trash!”

I need a sequel to this with them serving real customers on their own 😂😂😂😂

"Are both your parents still alive."

"Welcome to First national savings..will you bank?"

@aquablue1252

5 жыл бұрын

Reddinah Redmond lmaoooo

Am I the only person who liked this skit? It wasn't hilarious, but enjoyable. As someone who's worked in a cafe and for a food booth and is dating someone who works for fast-food, I can see these people as exaggerated co-workers, or even as costumers.

@erink5081

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Vasel she's more successful than you'll ever be 🙃

@c_frido3746

6 жыл бұрын

Erin K nice! Using a personal situation to relate to an amazing sketch. Now thats a sticky bun attitude right there!

@NicholasLittlejohn

5 жыл бұрын

costumers are the worst!

@cameronsapp9222

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to sticky bun what age did you lose your virginity

@Velo-vl3qj

5 жыл бұрын

IMMA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD No, it’s what age did you FIRST lose your virginity. Be specific!

melissa always looks like her jokes are the best jokes with her little chuckle afterwards, and i love it

She’s alone at sticky bun on Christmas

Will you eat?

@kevinlong6411

6 жыл бұрын

Moonpies. W

That ending is the realist thing ever! I've helped open new restaurants and seen people get trained for maybe an hour before the first shift. It's such a stressful disaster when it happens.

@MidnightSonnet

5 жыл бұрын

I remember getting "trained" for maybe an hour or even less before I was expected to know every damn thing in that small restaurant. It was a high stress job and my boss was a raging alcoholic. Only stayed for roughly 2 months. The place closed down soon after. Good riddance.

@Velo-vl3qj

5 жыл бұрын

Britney Colson I had that happen to me, I was trained for a few minutes before the restaurant opened on the first day. We had lines out of the door once it opened. I was fired three hours later for not knowing what the f*ck was going on

@ishalasmith8082

4 жыл бұрын

I am empathetic to this. Stores dont train & attack the staff for not already knowing. I worked with companies that have done excellent training & taught me alot. Plus I have alot of customer service skills. However, it's hard when you have skills & companies expect everybody to have the same level with no training. Its frustrating because I end up helping & teaching others what I know in an effort to help them. These companies dont budget training or hold new employees accountable to know anything about the business. So you end up with employees like in this skit🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

This is definitely one of my favorite SNL sketches. They chose some of the best cast members from the whole roster for this one- A lot of my favorites in their perfect roles!

“this food is trash!!!” is me working my third double at dunkin’ donuts

@lamontgreeen1116

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t bad mouth Dunkin

@givemeattention4163

4 жыл бұрын

Lamont Greeen i do what i want bitch. i'm glad i stole so much food from them

@hopehouston5732

2 жыл бұрын

I worked there too..dunking donuts very overrated

I DONT EAT HERE THIS FOOD IS TRASH😂😆😆😆😆

@UnlockYourSoul

5 жыл бұрын

Me working at Subway

@arceuslordofcreation8824

4 жыл бұрын

Every fast food employee wishes they could say that

@amv._.subcribe6624

4 жыл бұрын

McDonald’s employees

@Sleepyshy712

4 жыл бұрын

Thats me when im working at burger king

@SacredFire777

4 жыл бұрын

In a grocery store a few years ago, I asked this lady behind the counter if a certain potato salad had cheese in it. She said, "I don't know baby, I don't eat it." 🙄

I'm glad they're giving Melissa more screen time. She's so good

@Musicsperfection09

5 жыл бұрын

Cylo's Garage her voice sounds like an impression lmao

@faithruckdeschel1294

5 жыл бұрын

@@Musicsperfection09 I thought I was the only one who thought that. She's funny but her voice does sound like she's impersonating a cartoon character. 😂

@jordanfarquharson5345

4 жыл бұрын

She reminds me of Nasim

@Readysetgo2007

8 ай бұрын

​@@faithruckdeschel1294Yeah... She should do the voice of a cartoon character. 🙂

'I don't eat here. This food is trash.' xD

“Don’t tell people stories about dead people” “I mean I’ll try”

"I love you" - Scott and PATRICK STAR

OH MY GOSH!!!! I AM SOOO PROUD OF MELISSA VILLASEÑOR!!!! SHE HAS COME SO FAR!

@lazygenie5616

5 жыл бұрын

Shylah Salas she was definitely the best part of this skit.

2:06 Ohhhh! Truth Bomb!

“How old were you when you first lost your virginity?” As opposed to how old she was the second time?

I think I will come back on Christmas, and post a comment that it is Christmas. December 25, 2020: "IT IS CHRISTMAS!!!"

@JasonZakrajsek

6 жыл бұрын

okrajoe Well that went well...

@Kayjillypoo

6 жыл бұрын

WHERE WERE YOU?

@jamesprescot3745

5 жыл бұрын

This comment is now a ghost town comment

@spawnoftacobell1644

5 жыл бұрын

COME BACK

@adamscarpetta9543

5 жыл бұрын

okrajoe Please don't tell me you died. Well I guess you couldn't tell me that you had died unless your ghost came and told me so...see you Christmas 2018?

*_WILL YOU EAT?_*

I think I come back and watch this once a month, never gets old.

so happy melissa got to be in more skits this episode!! i love her so much!

They should've had Keenan go "Welcome to Sticky Bun, Home of the Sticky Bun, Can I Take Your Order?" (I know he didn't say that but still)

@IdeaBox-dk5vj

5 жыл бұрын

Well, reference or no reference, it fits into what they are selling at the place.

@OfficerFriendly2006

5 жыл бұрын

everyone would have gone crazy.

Idk why but I cried laughing. Will you eat?

Melissa Villaseñor just has the best voice, I'd watch her read or say just about anything

I love Octavia Spencer! 'The Help' movie and book was unforgettable. I highly recommend that everyone reads the book, and watch the movie. Incredible cast!!!

Cecily absolutely nailed this. She’s so perfect

@Readysetgo2007

8 ай бұрын

Isn't she always perfect...?

Will you eat? is the best thing i’ve heard all day

That's that girl that did the Owen Wilson on KZread!! I knew I recognized her but the "Oh wow" made me realize who it was

Lost it when he said “you’re welcome, I love you” I’m dead

I just watched his again. One of my favorites. I'll be back in 1 year or so.

@J.P.Robles

2 жыл бұрын

Obviously not you’re most favorite or otherwise you wouldn’t be watching this as frequently as once a year

Mikey's line "do you have a pen and paper?" has me dead 3:30

"Go away we're closed!" Hello yeah me all the way

When the third person asked, “will you eat?” I started to feel like that was just a corporate slogan

This brings back so many bad memories of the time I worked as a retail worker and to go through 'training' it was technically the manager and his three cronies yelling abuse at all of us trainees which included swearing at us before saying at the end we were all terrible as we looked to frightened and didn't smile enough

@Readysetgo2007

8 ай бұрын

Hm. You should have reported them. 😕

Mikey Day is so underrated 😂

The faces that the first guy makes, while he's trying to concentrate, absolutely convey that he is not all there.

I work at chick-fil-a and this is sooo true there.

@mattgross6983

6 жыл бұрын

chandlerisbored lmao same

"Hi, welcome to Sticky Bun. Do you like being white?" On a serious note: Can some white people let me know if they like being white. Thanks!

@penguincommunity6218

7 жыл бұрын

Mountain Climber We prefer the term "pigmentally-challenged."

@Zombot012

7 жыл бұрын

It's like being black, but people keep telling you you're priviliged for some reason :D

@icubedmusicmachine

7 жыл бұрын

I get sunburnt in the shade :(

@ccassidy9090

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah obviously it's great apart from the sun burn

@ep3989

7 жыл бұрын

Mountain Climber What kind of question is that? Being white is totally irrelevant to anything.

lol, Octavia : "I don't eat here, this food is trash"

2:20 I legit died 🤣🤣

This was really dumb, but it still had me laughing the whole time

When I was a server , a customer sent back their shrimp. I ran to the hot plate and said to the kitchen - guys these shrimp are so frozen they are still singing let it go ! Completely forgot about the 4 tables sat behind me. The whole section burst out laughing 😅

This commercial makes me want to go get a job at a fast-food restaurant just so I can ask people "Will you eat? " 🤣 🤣

One of my favorite skits. Mostly on the part of the trainers, as I have felt their pain. Sometimes you just want to ask people what the heck is wrong with them.

1:42- GO AWAY WERE CLOSED! 😂

I work in customer service. there is no bigger loser than the management. I loved this.

" I mean I'll try... Nope thats required" lol my whole life summed up

Mikey killed this scene...! He embodied the unsure yet energetic guy.

He said, "When you FIRST lost your virginity?" 😂😂😂Like there's a second, third, fourth😂😂😂

They had to “grab a timecard” at the end. That means that training exercise was unpaid. Boo.

1:00 holy shit i had the same question in mind before he said the parents thing

This is one of the funniest sketches I have ever seen air on SNL. 10/10 will watch frequently.

@googleguy-ft8xh

5 жыл бұрын

Why can't this be a full show I love all of these characters

Beck is always on point but I would’ve loved to see Mikey Day in Beck’s role bc he’s always perfect as the straight man trying to rationalize the ridiculous

This was hilarious!!! I'm loving this new group of SNL members. I loved SNL circa 2009-2014 but these guys are really kicking ass.

“ attention sticky bun customers were closing early for the Christmas holiday” is the best line

Me at work: “Go away we’re closed”

"Are both of ur parents still alive?" Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

For at least a year after this I told new employees to greet customers by saying " Hi! Welcome to McAlisters! Will you eat?"

This is one of my favorite skits, I'm glad I found it again 😂😂😂

0:27 watching in 2020 like... 6 feet! 6 feet!!!!!

I remember when I first started working in drive-thru, my greeting was "Hi, how're you?" And the customers liked it so much that that specific restaurant started telling employees to use it. I was a trend setter lol

@VoltairesRevenge

3 жыл бұрын

I hate that. Just shut up. Take my coffee order. And cut the crap.