Fun fact: Seagal isn't ever actually wearing black, but his mass is so great, that light cannot escape. His belt is the event horizon.

@SebastianMikulec

9 ай бұрын

They weren't using a wide enough angle lens on the camera for light to escape Sifu's Schwartzchild Radius.

@Rhythm911

9 ай бұрын

Oh He** Now you've gone and ruined the "hole" universe for me.🤣🤣🤣 But seriously... that's not fair to the black hole nation !!! You've insulted the scariest, and REAL, most dangerous object in the Universe!! And ruined my love and enjoyment of the space time continuum !!! I'll never be able to look and a Black Hole the same way ever again.....

@TalosCreative

9 ай бұрын

he definitely suffers from 'irreversible gravitational collapse...the final fate of the more massive stars' lol @@SebastianMikulec

@j.robertsergertson4513

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂👍

@DresdenShuffle

9 ай бұрын

Makes sense he’s a black hole, he certainly sucks the talent out of any room he’s in.

If Wesley Snipes is Blade, I guess Steven Seagal is Butter-Knife.

@zachaddington5264

9 ай бұрын

He uses the butter knife to spread butter on the pancakes and biscuits he is eating

@nickbeam5541

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@scottvincent3062

9 ай бұрын

Nah seagull is a spork.

@DoomyMacDoomface

9 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@HarrisMiller-qw6xh

3 ай бұрын

Stephen Segal, Black belt in bullshito!

Never would I have thought Neil Breen would be watching a Steven Seagal movie.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Gotta steal ideas from Sifu movies.

@larshansson1953

9 ай бұрын

Breen watches *only* Seagal movies

@joshcarter-com

9 ай бұрын

Breen couldn’t possibly handle watching movies of somebody more narcissistic than himself. And still getting paid actual money to do it for 30-odd years-somehow.

@LightYagami-ik1cg

8 ай бұрын

Omfg is that who he is😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m losing my shit rn that’s actually funny

@PresidentMikeJohnson

8 ай бұрын

i thought he was supposed to be tom cruise from born on the 4th of july

Watching Erin struggle not to laugh for fear of cracking her makeup was the most entertaining part of this movie. . .

@user-rw4hc3vt7o

9 ай бұрын

Indeed. 😂

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

She was having flashbacks to her nun costume makeup failing.

Fun Fact: The title, "Against the Dark," is actually referring to the audience fighting against the darkness of the movie's film quality in order to watch it.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Haha

Jason truly captures the midlife crisis dad energy of the Breenius himself.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Goddamn 😂

@craigforrest6548

9 ай бұрын

Too bad Brian didnt dress the same with a terrible beard for some "Twisted pair" action!!

@jasonhernandez1182

9 ай бұрын

Long time fan, and while I have always loved Space Ice's review of Against the Dark, I would also love to see your work. Thank y'all for the fun!

@XombieLejon66

9 ай бұрын

The holy Breenity

@taylorjensen2787

5 ай бұрын

Is Jason a dad?

Not only watching a Seagal film. But watching it twice. Nobody deserves that, but I thank you for putting yourselves through it.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

I had to edit after this. Good times.

@AnikMonette

4 ай бұрын

​@@JasonBrantThis has to be the the worst of his movies!

The neil Breen costume almost had me yell out loud at work! Happy Halloween yall!

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Happy Halloween!

@godspeedyoublacknerd

9 ай бұрын

I didn't even realize it was a Breen costume because Jason looks too clean and sane

@FreejackVesa

9 ай бұрын

I clapped!

@m.j.mahoney8905

9 ай бұрын

Happy Hallowbreen, Jason!

@jsolorio07

9 ай бұрын

Only thing missing was for him to smell like Onions, and eat tuna.

Brant's Breen costume is somehow more lifelike than Breen himself. That man just doesn't look human.

SBIG crew putting the saying “always finish what you start” to the test.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

And regretting it.

The whole budget went to Seagal walking, because it costs 5X as much as roles where he's sitting 😂😂

@alexanderp8037

9 ай бұрын

👌👍😁

The pinky ring thing still stands because in this instance it was being worn by Keith David, and that man is a fucking legend.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Fair point.

@VitaminCBable

9 ай бұрын

Also, the twist they ripped off from "I am Legend" is that the monsters are people too, so, that was kinda murder.

@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub

9 ай бұрын

Keith David needed beer money, because apparently beer ain't free even if you're Keith David.

Sifu never disappoints to disappoint 😂

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

No one lowers the bar better than he does.

@William-Morey-Baker

9 ай бұрын

​@@JasonBranta true limbo champion

@frankwales

9 ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant I mean, raising the bar would require effort

If Steven was any kind of blade, it would be a butterknife.

@no1uknugamingchannel

9 ай бұрын

He's a cracked plastic spork 😅😂

@clockworkorangecassidy1114

9 ай бұрын

A ladle

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

😂 😂

@GamesFromSpace

9 ай бұрын

One half of a pair of plastic safety scissors.

@BG-yz7hh

9 ай бұрын

He's one of those chunky baby spoons with the big handle that loops around, the loop is his goatee

If any of these zombies bit Seagal they would die from Diabetes.

@daved8858

4 ай бұрын

LMAO

Sifu lookin like a bean bag with arms 😂

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

haha

Fun fact, this movie is supposedly "not" based on I Am Legend (the book). The whole post-apocalyptic wasteland, people turning into monsters but it turns out the monsters are still sapient and "humans are the real monsters", literally almost word-for-word quoting the book... definitely not based on it though.

20:17 Spit take all over my keyboard. Worth it. F-ing hilarious. Thanks SBiG for suffering through this for us!

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

I'm definitely going to get shit for that 😂

@ourkeving

9 ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant I did say "Jason!" Out loud at that moment. Clever but perhaps ill considered.

The costumes are on point! Good job y’all!!!

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@Eisenwulf666

9 ай бұрын

So Jason is The Best Hacker in the world™(that lives in the desert and eats tuna), Erin is the voodoo lady from Zombie Nightmare...can't put my fingers on Brian though..I'm going to be so upset when i finally realize it😅

"There's some sick sh*t up in here alligator" -- Seafood Seagal will be venerated to the level of Prophet upon his death, due to magnitude of his genius.

Costumes are all on point. Special props to Erin for her nod to Molly Mokembe (Zombie Nightmare). Erin -- You should've talked like a sheep this whole episode to really highten the Molly M. experience.

Segal actually got paid for walking slowly round a old hospital, great reaction and costumes guys.

Watching Jason in his Breen costume is way more entertaining that watching Sifu Lardass desecrate the vampire genre.

Lol Jason, never go full Breen. You guys are really emboding "I didn't choose the SBIG life, the SBIG life chose me" with those costumes haha

@QuakeSinatra

9 ай бұрын

he prefers "Hangin' breen"

@kenrickeason

9 ай бұрын

Should of had a laptop and a few Tuna cans beside him.. 😂

@JK-gd3uo

9 ай бұрын

@@kenrickeason There was also a noticeable lack of random tangents about corrupt politicians lol

The footage of the planes, and the explosion, is taken from the 2005 movie Stealth (which starred Jessica Biel and Jamie Foxx). You can tell because the explosion has VERY visible wreckage of a destroyed fighter jet in it. And you were right - that WAS Johnny Cage., aka Lindon Ashby. Aside from that film, he's probably best known for being in all 6 seasons of MTV's Teen Wolf.

That Neil Breen costume though.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Shows off my impressive physique.

@bytefu

9 ай бұрын

​@@JasonBrant Definitely more impressive than sifu's 😄 Considering how much you sit and drink beer, I wonder what he did to get his... Brrr, that thought alone could inspire a better horror movie.

If the Breen outfit is never worn again, it should be put in a display case cuz that is awesome!

Oh BTW fun movie fact! The one guy who can fight is Tanoai Reed who the the Rock's own cousin! He is super cool and interesting!

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

No shit?

Personally, I want to see Segall AS a vampire; I 'm not sure why.

@kaykutcher2103

9 ай бұрын

The Night Waddler, rolling soon to a bin that's way too near you for comfort.

@GamesFromSpace

Ай бұрын

Because he both sucks and bites.

Breening it up for a Seagull special! You sir, have earned those medals!

Erins laugh is turning into rich Evans levels of hilarious. The long weeze cracks me up man.

Seagal's in the dark so much to hide the fact he is actually being pushed around in a wheelbarrow.

Jason your costume is awesome but you need a bunch of old laptops and empty tuna cans 😂😂

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

I looked for old laptops online, but didn't see anything that fit the bill. And I thought we had tuna, but right before we recorded I realized that we didn't. I suck.

I'm kind of glad you don't see Seagal using the sword on monsters that often in this movie. Especially with the stories about how he treats stuntmen on his movies I wouldn't trust him to not hit someone with that sword.

@matthewcordeiro2073

9 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

That rug on jasons head looks better than the supreme breeings actual hair. Edit: I lost it at neurodivergent strength, that was pretty fucking good.

The Breen medal jacket!? Legend!

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

😂

I don't know, this episode was not quite the same without Jason but Breen filled in well

Erin just sitting there emotionless in that makeup is cracking me up. Seriously... The Office Halloween party vibes.

Fun fact this was supposed to be a zombie movie but segal threw a hissy fit and had it changed to vampires cause he hates zombies. Also this movie rips off a plot point from Richard Mathisons I am legend with the “monsters are sentient actually” plot twist.

@Celticgamer89

9 ай бұрын

His Afraid that the t virus would affect him

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Ahh, that explains why it doesn't make any sense.

@seanpoulton2446

9 ай бұрын

I Am Legend is such a fantastic book! Reading this comment makes me want to reread it again. Hopefully one day we can get a great modern film adaptation

@mikethepunk3209

9 ай бұрын

I mean the best adaptation is night of the living dead sense George Romero said the movie was one of if not the main inspiration.

Can’t believe Jason was okay with Neil Breen being sat in his spot and so close to Erin. That man is irresistible to the ladies👀

Erin: Oxygen! I envisioned his personal assistant just off camera dragging an oxygen tank.

I love how Erin's makeup perfectly accentuates just how unenthused she is at having to sit through this Steven segal chub abomination.

Even in Halloween we can’t escape sifu.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

He's everywhere.

Jason is Neil Breen. Brian is an Armageddon driller? Erin is I have no idea but the costume is amazing. All the costumes are awesome.

The two women with Seagal have two words in the entire movie and not even sure which one said it.

“He looks like he’s got that neurodivergent strength.” Oh my God. 😂

The bar set by this movie is so low that even Sifu can easily step over it.

@NotsoHardcore1

9 ай бұрын

Hmm even if it's on the ground he might find a reason to stumble on it.

Jason's costume had me confused for awhile, then I saw the medals.

I love how Erin is trying as hard as she can not to move her head lol.

@rafecolii

9 ай бұрын

I noticed too. What's the deal with that?

The memory card didn't run out of space. It realized what it was being used for and put itself out of its misery. It was trying to SAVE you, and you made its sacrifice meaningless...

Have to be honest, if I saw Jason walking through my neighborhood in that outfit I’m taking my kids back in the house

The amount you actually look like neil is the scariest thing ive seen this halloween season.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

haha

@LetsGetitBoah

9 ай бұрын

I'm just hoping he doesn't start lecturing us on world peace and how he's going to destroy us all if we don't change our ways.

Seeing you guys finally finish this movie fills my heart with so much joy, as it was my introduction to Fat Sifu and his post-hollywood work. I noticed at the time there was never a single shot where Sifu walked and talked, presumably because he would have been out of breath. The hilarious thing if you watch the making-of documentary, the crew & costars thought they were making this groundbreaking Hollywood-smashing artistic triumph, while filming in eastern europe with Z-movie special effects. The actresses playing Attendant#1 and Attendant#2 never appeared in another movie again, so it's pretty certain they were Sifu's oft-rumoured contractual "riders"... in more ways than one. After my crew watched this, we went on to watch a movie called "The 25th Reich". I can't recommend it highly enough as a low budget palate cleanser.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

I'll check out The 25th Reich. Thanks!

Lol Erin looks sooooo thrilled. Love your costumes. Seagal looks like he ate blade and stole his sword and jacket. Looking forward to Sundays opening video! 🎉❤❤

Love all the costumes!😂 especially Neil Breen 🤣

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Thanks!

Great costumes, especially your Neil Breen action vest.

I imagine to do a Breen cosplay, the conversation with the surplus guy goes like this: "Give me medals please" "Sure what're ya looking for?" "Your Inventory".

THE CAFETERIA JOKE WAS PERFECT TIMING 😂

Seeing the costumes gave me nostalgia for the Homestar Runner Halloween episodes where you have to try and figure out who each character is supposed to be

Is Erin's costume the voodoo lady from Zombie Nightmare?!

Lol I was hoping for something new and then you just come up with Sifu! :D THANKS!

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Kind of new.

Between Segal hardly being on screen and being in near total darkness when he is, he's basically bigfoot in this movie.

Every single time one of the other participants lets out a real sigh of pain I instantly focus on Jason's face. That sly, mischievous smirk is mere frames away from filling up the entire screen, guaranteed lol. You guys crack me up.

The worst fear ever to come over seagal is the extended hallway to the kitchen😝

Glad you Guys finally finish this thing, when i started watching your last attempt and saw in the comments that you didn't finish it i stopped right away Now i can watch the whole Suffering and suffer along with you. Also great Outfits for this time of year! Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

You didn't see the second movie in that episode? Uninvited? It's amazing.

@chartreux1532

9 ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant Oh i did! The one with the "Cat in a Cat" haha, that one was amazing. Just skipped the Against the Dark Part in that Video Cheers!

I'm gonna ask the question everyone's afraid of asking, what da hell is Erin supposed to be dressed as

@QuakeSinatra

9 ай бұрын

I'm going with Necali from Street Fighter V...

@JimNutt

8 ай бұрын

La llorona perhaps?

@mrdfk9410

8 ай бұрын

I thought you were gonna mention something else lol...

started watching your channel a few days ago and im having a blast watching those "movies" with you. thx for the laughs

Fat Breen may just be my favorite Halloween costume of all time! Nice work Jason!

It is really a delight to watch you folks diss Seagal, especially this baffling flick, I can't stop laughing about how Seagal spends so much time waddling around the building, your reactions make it way more funny!

You all made the best of it. Some really fun jokes in there. "They're gone Jason" & "Max limit has been exceeded" double whammy of kindness.

@nickcook4184

9 ай бұрын

Oh I had to add (about his hair): "He probably burns it with a lighter" A more apt description has never been said

Erins lack of emotion's frim the makeup is hilarious. Good to see yall again❤

Just found your channel, the mix of real analysis, comedy and friendship is top notch mix!

I, for one am very happy to see you guys return to this one. I was worried you were going to leave The Bobby Wiseau Filmography(tm) incomplete

I freakin' love you guys!! Costumes awesome…you're in the DMV…and your dog people. Me and hubs really enjoy watching.

Seafood rocking the Jabba the Hutt look here.

Sifu could be Blade if he started waddling around, not walking and having his stunt double do everything. Wait, that's what Wesley Snipes did for Blade Trinity, minus the waddle part 😂😂😂😂 sick ass costumes too yall 😊

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Maybe Marvel will bring Sifu in as the new Blade.

@jasonmcmurtry7812

9 ай бұрын

@JasonBrant We can only hope lol 😆

@doctorfunkopolis7311

9 ай бұрын

​@@JasonBrantWell, to be fair, according to Seagal he is black. When he's not Asian, or Russian.

Im watching this at work and laughed out loud immediately upon seeing your halloween costume Jason. Bravo! Coworkers asked me what i was watching. They wouldnt understand.

Never knew where you got that quote in the intro. Thank you!

I really enjoy watching your Steven Seagal videos.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Glad you like them!

@therockrules

9 ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant Thank you so much for taking the time to reply to my comment. I was wondering if you could make a video on the Steven Seagal movie Shadow Man.

I love the Neil Breen cut off jean jacket!

The costumes are amazing, love it guys!

You guys look great! Today has been one of them days....Needed this🍻

Ok im using that "Neuro-divergent Strength". Thank you for that gem.

quickest final wrap-up ever, and deservedly so.

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Not much needs to be said about this pile.

Everyone looks so happy to finish Sifu Blade. But what is Neil Breen doing there?

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Stealing ideas from Sifu movies.

Aye man this channel always cracks me up I swear 😂😂 thank you for your content Jason

Erin wins the costume competition. And the three tea kettles were a hilarious bonus. She always cracks me up with those. 😂

I was just checking to see if there was a new upload! Perfect timing!

@JasonBrant

9 ай бұрын

Same times every Thursday and Sunday.

@AliceBowie

9 ай бұрын

Oh, I never noticed, lol.

Long time fan love seeing you guys dress up. Gotta say you guys put in effort and i love it

Great vid as always! Neil Breen costume takes it to 11…you may become superhuman as a result

Great costume Jason. Took me no more than 2 seconds to feel the Breen oozing from it. 😂

Jason, without your glasses and in that wig, you’re giving me Christopher Reeve vibes. Love the channel, btw

Great video guys love the channel

Bro… I started the video and walked off to the kitchen, so all I heard was the opening convo. If you could’ve only seen the amount of juice on the floor after having seen Jason’s costume… thanks 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾

Omg the Breen drip is everything! Made my day🎉

You bastard. Making me watch this. LoL Thanks, Jason and crew.

Erin looks so damn cool in this!! Hope I'm spelling her name right

Okay, so Jason is Neil Breen, Erin is the voodoo lady from Zombie Nightmare, and Brian is... one of the astronauts from Superman 4?

It took me 1 and 1/2 seconds to recognize that Amazing Neil Breen costume! You Mr. Brant sir, Are the Supreme Breen!🤘❤

Also (sorry, I cant find my earlier comment), but if y'all regularly have contact with Space Ice, tell them we want a Space Ice review of Sniper Special Ops, especially with how awesome a job y'all did.