After watching this video, I have the impression that Seagal is two bad decisions away from starting a cult about himself

@Ovonx

7 ай бұрын

two ?

@panonymousbloom5405

7 ай бұрын

He's not competent enough to do it.

@rebeccavaldez9176

7 ай бұрын

@@Ovonx 😂

@negative6442

7 ай бұрын

​@@panonymousbloom5405bro does not have the charisma

@360.Tapestry

7 ай бұрын

@@negative6442 he could pay the right people to be his mouthpiece and build some bogus legend around him... but we already know who he is, so.... only the super dumb and really lost (and there are still enough of them to start a cult)

I'm actually shocked Seagall didn't write in a scene of people talking about his sexual prowess and how well endowed he is. They literally did everything else.

@BlueLizardKing

7 ай бұрын

they do that in his other movies

@itsjustmaddisen

7 ай бұрын

I’m not gonna lie I am too.

@Skipjack7814

7 ай бұрын

Sir! Because he's made 62,000 movies SINCE then, but what about "Hard to kill?" The horribly stupid and gratuitous scene where Seagal is in a coma, and Kelly LeBrock is his "nurse." Hes laying there with a sheet covering him, LeBrock is giving him a spongebath. She says softly "Please wake up..." Then, (grab a barfbag) she LIFTS THE SHEET, looks down toward his junk and says "PLEASE wake UP!" I JACK YOU NOT, she actually said it.

@SilverbackGorilla69

7 ай бұрын

@@Skipjack7814 I think she was married to him at the time too.

@Skipjack7814

7 ай бұрын

@@SilverbackGorilla69 Winged Silverback! Thanks for reminding me of this hideous truth! Some of these "documentaries" claim that he married her while still married to his Tokyo Sugar Mama, and while ive never bothered to verify, ive chosen to just believe it, because Seagal is so grotesque anyway!

There is only one person who watches Steven Seagal movies without laughing and that person is Steven Seagal

@itsjustmaddisen

7 ай бұрын

You’re so goddamn right lmao.

@bondickle

7 ай бұрын

...and my 94yo Grandad 😂

@austynwishard64

7 ай бұрын

wait til you meet my dad. his number one fan

@ECHO-87

7 ай бұрын

​@austynwishard64 does your dad think he's an alpha

@degeneratewithasideoftidep6795

7 ай бұрын

@@austynwishard64your dad is Steven Seagal?

He didn't wanna call it final mission because he legit thought it would get sequels

@sierrajohnson717

7 ай бұрын

i think you actually have the answer there

@football4life85

7 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I thought!😂

@hugejackedman3447

7 ай бұрын

@@sierrajohnson717 Nah. He would have just called the sequel "Final Mission 2: No Return" 😂

@Samantha2209

7 ай бұрын

Then Final Mission 3: Resurrection

@hugejackedman3447

7 ай бұрын

@@Samantha2209 *THIS!!* 🤣 The movie would open with a view of him nailed to a piece of wood and somehow breaking free with his magic chi powers and dispatching all the nearby bad guys all while monologuing about "revenge being against his teachings" 😂

I don't know if I'm sorry or not for tweeting this to you. It's complicated. Not the movie, just if I should have subjected you to that

@pink_earthworm

7 ай бұрын

You’re dreadful for this, but it’s certainly a Seagal moment

@Jadeelmao

7 ай бұрын

@@hellboy365bm I wondered what he was yapping about

@BRIANNA_00

7 ай бұрын

​@@hellboy365bm You've never seen a schizo comment

@TheFatCookie

7 ай бұрын

@@Jadeelmaothis is why reading to comprehend is important kids.

@marthastewwart

7 ай бұрын

​@@hellboy365bmI don't think the comment could be ANY easier to understand. Are you really so braindead that you can't understand these 2 or 3 sentences?? Really ???

13:47 Love the, "I need money to help my daughter's leukemia, and I'd much rather steal from Mr Hou than sell any of my many pearl necklaces" line of reasoning to help us really emotionally connect with a character

I love the story. Rob Schneider tells where he's like. Yeah, I met Steven segal on the set of something and he comes out of his trailer and it's like I just read the best script. I have ever read in my life. And rob says oh yeah, who wrote it? And Steven segal says I did. Cracks me up everytime

@Sadlander2

7 ай бұрын

I was about to write about this but wanted to see if someone else had already mentioned it. Cracks me up every time, too!! 🙂

@dylanwicklund5129

7 ай бұрын

@Sadlander2 I know right it's hilarious and I'm going to stop using speech to text lol I just seen the mistake

@necrotic-bone

7 ай бұрын

dude I love stevenson goal

@littlewing6231

6 ай бұрын

The fact Rob Schneider is part of the so called best script Segall ever read ( wrote) makes it even dumber in my mind. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ if I were stuck in an elevator with any of those troglodytes who both are in love with themselves I would chew my wrist open trying to end it all. 🙈🙉

It’s actually impressive how good Steven Segal is at getting so many people to fund and take part in his vanity projects to make himself look as cool and bad*ss as possible. Like, that’s skill.

@j.jmilan551

7 ай бұрын

The trick is to hire people who barely understand English and to work with struggling film companies that will take any script so their company can stay afloat. That's how it's done.

Steven Seagal wanted to raise awareness about trafficking and chose to do it in the worst way possible 😂

@somethingclever4297

7 ай бұрын

I forgot that it was even a plot point.

@360.Tapestry

7 ай бұрын

nah... the plot is that steven seagal is a god to nondescript minorities lmao his ego knows no limit

@afrostigmeister

7 ай бұрын

All of Sifu's movies aim raise awareness/remind the viewer about human trafficking by always having : 1. strip club scenes 2. love interest that is not more than half Sifu's age

@billbill6094

7 ай бұрын

I won't say people _started_ trafficking more after this movie, but he sure made not trafficking look kinda lame. Obviously a joke, human trafficking sucks fuck.

@nathanielpaige9378

7 ай бұрын

Ironic considering Steven Seagal gives me impression that he actively contributes to human trafficking.

This movie is basically what happens when a fanfiction writer has money and resources to make a movie.

@lucascel5827

5 ай бұрын

...about themselves

I remember watching this movie a while ago with friends; we're all from different places and I remember one scene CLEARLY. Steven Seagal literally indicates that the bad guys have tattoos or markings that have the "articles for 'fire' and 'wood'". The word for 'fire' is "火" (huo) and the word for 'wood' is "木" (mu). THE WORD THAT STEVEN SEAGAL USED IN HIS MOVIE, WAS "柴" (CHAI) WHICH LITERALLY MEANS 'FIREWOOD'. YOU HAD ONE JOB, STEVEN.

@bjornerluffy

7 ай бұрын

He probably just google searched it and thought it looked like two symbols on top of eachother lol Leave it to Segal to mistake horizontal alphabets as vertical.

@Break531

7 ай бұрын

@@bjornerluffy I honestly think he just spent 30 seconds going on Google translate and missed the space between fire and wood; I don't know why I feel so offended by it even though I don't generally care about things like this. I think its just because it IS Steven.

@chemistryofquestionablequa6252

7 ай бұрын

Huo mu is pretty funny if you say it fast too

The buildup to this moment in the GG verse is insane. Thank you Steven for being such a good punching bag!

@jonahromero7476

7 ай бұрын

Ironic, since he never takes a punch in his movies lol

Seagal should do a movie with Neal Breen. The plot would be wild. The acting and the action... priceless. 😅

@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub

7 ай бұрын

Seagal, Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau's version of The Expendables...The Non-Refundables.

@NerderDame

7 ай бұрын

Neil would be ecstatic to have such a big budget to do what he wants, and also would finally have someone who knows how to edit

@MacabreDaymare

7 ай бұрын

Seagal would be sitting 90% of the movie

@brodyschum

7 ай бұрын

The title would be Awkward Action.

Can we remake some movies but have Seagull in them instead? Like "It Follows" where it's just Steven trying to hit on hot girls but he can never catch up to them...walking. Or another horror film but I think casting Steven as 'Slenderman' would break immersion. Anyone got any other movie ideas for Steven?

@luckie-rae6058

7 ай бұрын

segall as the detective in a psycho re-make but he hits norman so hard in a final show-down he cures his alternate 'mother' personality for the force of the thwack.

@carlweaselbear534

7 ай бұрын

Hey the Slenderman can work it could he about how someone is lost in the woods and that someone sees Steven Seagull sitting in the woods and every time you look away he gets closer and the papers you look for are parts of his script he keeps pitching the idea off and you have to gather the whole script to burn to banish him.

@mister_M.

7 ай бұрын

Ace Ventura with Steven seagull as main actor

@LeatherNinja

5 ай бұрын

Birdbox but the entities wear the eye covers and Steven is the threat

@mister_M.

5 ай бұрын

Steven seagull in........... sex and the city, Steven is the 5/6th new member and tries to get “mr big” and find his total dreamboat fella in nyc

4:26 I was absolutely sure he said "per atom" and I thought that was a crazy estimation, but Seagal saying that thinking he looked smart didn't even phase me.

@saber2802

7 ай бұрын

I thought he said "per animal" as though he's saying the human traffickers see their victims no more than cattle or something.

@Cnichal

7 ай бұрын

@@saber2802same honestly 😂

@basementdwellercosplay

7 ай бұрын

​@@saber2802I though per animal too but he was taking about animal trafficking so I thought the illegal animal trade makes a million or whatever per animal and was like how!

@heather.0476

5 ай бұрын

Am I the only one who heard it right? Not sure if that's a good thing 😂

@oakyii

Ай бұрын

i thought he said, "per enema" and had to double take that scene.

I started practicing aikido when I was 12, I got a black belt, I used to watch Segal films with my aikido buddies NOT because they were oh-so-amazing, but we were genuinely impressed with his skills. I heard from my aikido teacher that he came to Osaka for a exhibit and he did a demo and apparently he WAS actually good, he had a 6 degree black belt for a reason. Well that was over 25 years ago. Now, in 2023...well, ahem, will I sound mean if I say "I'm a bit shocked that he's able to write" ???

@loneronin6813

7 ай бұрын

I'm not so sure how diligently he practices these days to be honest.

@scrappyanimations4096

7 ай бұрын

Aikido isn't a real martial art anyway (at least not a useful one unless you're trying to dismount someone from a horse in feudal Japan) thats probably why you guys were impressed

When the world needed him the most he's come back to us with a beautiful script oh and I guess Steven is here too

This movie makes about as much sense as I'd assume from Steven Segal's "writing." I'd assume he found a drunk and paid him $5 to write a basic plot and they went from there.

@itsy-bitsyspider

7 ай бұрын

more likely just chatgpt

@nignamedmutt7270

7 ай бұрын

You guys both give him way too much credit. Outside of his "badass one liners" he didn't write shit. Guarantee he just insists to his stressed director(unless he directed this? Idk I don't care enough to rewind and check, still watching the video)"look, just make sure every body shows up, and I cam improve* every line easy enough, don't you know how long I've make these movie**?!" *He meant to say "improvise" but since it's Seagal this is what actually comes out his mouth **"how long I've make these movie" is what he would actually say, not a typo on my part or an error in my wording(I AM literate afterall, but he is not)

@notatrollll

7 ай бұрын

Steven 100% had requirements “look amazing, never lose, dont get hit, lots of boobs, lots of babes, everyone adores me, always be super cool”. But let the guy write the dumb lines

That "are you lost baby girl" got me good lol

@Cnichal

7 ай бұрын

Same 😭

One day I hope to have the delusional confidence that Steven Seagal has.

How he got two Chinese action stars to be in his movie (Louis Fan and Yu Kang) is astounding lol.

@LissaNylon

7 ай бұрын

I was legitimately wondering this myself.

@blubirdhill2608

7 ай бұрын

Lmao right? I think the key to it is within the opening credits when it mentions "produced by". You pal up to the right Chinese investors and you're gravy as far as Chinese talent goes.

@carlweaselbear534

7 ай бұрын

For some reason hes really popular in other parts of the world.

@maxthepaladin2147

3 ай бұрын

At one point Seagal made a movie set in Poland, and got some prominent Polish actors to play there. I guess he has ways of marketing himself

He said (well, slurred) "animal trafficking is estimated at 23 billion dollars per annum"

I like to believe steven is actually very self aware and he is just an extremely good method actor trolling us all

@carlweaselbear534

7 ай бұрын

He's such a great method actor that he even fools himself.

@jatoarkanen4435

7 ай бұрын

@@carlweaselbear534 Tommy Wiseau of action movies

@j.jmilan551

7 ай бұрын

The dedication from Seagull to troll audiences for about forty years is astonishing.

I am not ashamed to say I own this masterpiece on Blu-ray. Now, if I could get 4K remasters of On Deadly Ground and The Patriot (not the Gibson one. the Seagal one) I will be spiritually satisfied. Fun bit of background, Seagal’s main sidekick - the one who was actually doing legit MA moves - was in a crazy movie called Riki-Oh that might be the most insanely badass thing I’ve seen.

@UrmanitaRules

7 ай бұрын

Can confirm. Riki-Oh is Mortal Kombat on steroids, and I love it.

@georgepanagos3760

7 ай бұрын

Best prison movie ever next to Marriage Story

@UrmanitaRules

7 ай бұрын

@@georgepanagos3760 that was both brutal and hilarious at the same time. Well played.

@B.-T.

7 ай бұрын

That was Louis Fan? Dang.

One time Seagal told a story about how he took down criminals in front of the man who told him the story about how he did it.

Starring Steven Seagal, written by Steven Seagal, music by Steven Seagal played with Steven Seagals Electric guitar in Steven Seagals house, joined by Stevan Seagals friends.

The sad thing is, the cinematography and direction isn't even half bad. I mean, that one set piece with all the colorful tarps was almost tasteful until that weird chase scene and the cameraman kind of getting lost.

Attrition, as in the war of attrition that was WWI and trench warfare. It had become such a stalemate that all either side could hope for was to wear down the enemy as much as possible and pray you can outlast them. Not sure what kind of attrition is taking place in this movie... The only thing getting worn down watching it is my will to life...

I love the contrast in movement between Segal'a fake bullshit and his buddy who actually looks like he knows what he's doing without a stunt double.

Thank you for blessing us with more seagulls

This feels like a middle schooler's/early high schooler's self insert action/adventure, hurt/comfort/romance fanfic brought to film. And given just how Steven Segal sees himself, that makes sense. He is the Final Boss of the Edge and Cringe Lords and I can never take him seriously. Ever. Plus, he fumbled his SNL appearance during its Peak Era because he couldn't laugh at himself so my respect for him is less than zero. Thanks for taking the hit for us, GG and for reminding me of Dr. Squatch's existence. I've always wanted to try their product and when I do, I'll use your promo code and I'll check out your Merch, too. It looks dope.

I love that GG is freaking out over the word "Attrition" because he's never heard it but it's actually really common lol

@BrandenMcKinney

7 ай бұрын

and he didn't know "anum" immediately after I posted this comment

@Necromancer0225

7 ай бұрын

Same, I thought those words were common lol

@MadeOfConfusion

6 ай бұрын

My minor studies were in English literature and I feel like I rarely ever saw attrition, never saw annum but that's probably because I avoided anything math like the plague 😂 Maybe it depends on where you are???

@Necromancer0225

6 ай бұрын

@@MadeOfConfusion lol my major is English but that's not how I know those words. You're right, I think it depends on where you live and the type of English spoken

@LeatherNinja

5 ай бұрын

I only hear the word when people SPECIFICALLY say "battle of attrition"

Seagull isnt a jew, or a russian mongrel, a native American, japanese or from Budapest with Korean connections. The Sensei Seabird is 100% pure blooded Grifter-ian. Edit: the way i worded those were what steven himself has said(except the last one).

@Sandy-eb5ey

7 ай бұрын

😀😁

@AzureRoxe

7 ай бұрын

If aliens ever officially arrive on Earth, i have no doubts that he's gonna say he's half-alien.

@Sandy-eb5ey

7 ай бұрын

@@AzureRoxe Hilarious and prob true😀

@chemistryofquestionablequa6252

7 ай бұрын

His original name is Segal which is generally Jewish

@aidanhammer6968

7 ай бұрын

@@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 That's completely untrue. He changed his name upon gaining fame.

I think it's time Mista GG makes a video on Above the Law, Steven Seagal's first movie.......where he's also both the producer and the writer. Imagine your very first movie being one you produced and wrote and it eventually becomes THIS insanity.

I watch Space Ice videos about Seagal while waiting for new GG videos about Seagal. Keeps that vibe going in the off-season.

@callherfoofoo

7 ай бұрын

Yep

This reminds me of that south park episode where Cartman "helps" Jimmy writing the fish stick joke but everytime he is retelling the story it gets more and more in his favor and crazy...this is probably Seagal's 10th iteration

So many Seagal movies involve fighters that either currently have or were known for actual skill, like his brother in this and Mike Tyson, or big celebrities like John Leguizamo, John C. McGinley, and Kane Hodder. It's gotta be some sort of huge Hollywood in-joke to take Steven up on the offer to be in his films.

I wonder if Steven Seagal really think his movies are the coolest lmao It's insane His roles in movies look like my weird scenarios i'd cook up at 12 while listening to music and looking out the window

Haven't even watched the video yet but I know this movie is gonna be a gem

@angryviolentwitchqueen6633

7 ай бұрын

Liked it before even watching it lmao

This guy tried to write a movie but his massive ego stood in the way the whole time.

God I love your channel's editing style. Props to yourself or the editor who did it!

I've been waiting for a new Dr. Squatch ad from you because I actually use that product and I wanted to support you while also smelling and feeling fantastic. It's genuinely a good product.

Seeing Mr. GG uploading something Steven Seagal related is the cleanest, best pleasure. THROWBACK! ❤

Steven seagal before the new years LETS GOOOOO love you gg

W/all Steven Seagal content you have, I'm surprised you haven't tackled one of my personal favorites: Steven Seagal Lawman 😂 Always enjoy the content

Cant wait for you to hit a mil - haven’t been watching as much nowadays but I remember being either in middle school or high school, can’t remember, and finding you through the TCAP series you made and now I’m a grown ass man lmao. Finna hit a mil soon legend 🫡

Idea for new Seagal movies: Do it on stream, but make it Steven Seagal bingo. You can have spaces like, "martial arts master", "military black ops guy", and "bangs foreign woman". You could even incorporate drinking into it somehow. Like take a shot for every bingo square. You're welcome.

I could’ve sworn you were saying ‘Master QAnon’, and I thought to myself “Yeah, this fits”.😂

fun fact stevens brother in this movie played in all 4 ip man movies and the form of martial arts he was practicing is known as win chung

"Per annum" is pretty common in the financial/sales and legal contexts (and likely just a holdover from when the term was more popular). If you're the beneficiary of a Trust, the Trust might mention that you get a certain amount per annum.

@JoshHenderson16

7 ай бұрын

I thought he was doing a bit here TBH. Apparently has legitimately never heard the word before.

@matthewdekker6064

7 ай бұрын

@@JoshHenderson16 Yeah, even if someone hasn't heard the term, it should be pretty easy to suss out the meaning ("per" means "per," and "annum" looks pretty similar to "annual"). Granted, if you're only hearing the term and not reading it on paper, you won't necessarily know how it's spelled out. It may be something that he's actually seen before in a book or something, but hasn't heard it said aloud. I've had many situations like that, and still do sometimes.

Honestly thought he was saying 'animal' in the beginning, and why is it that when seagal is fighting the hits are non existent but when his brother fights it's all smacks and whacks 😂.

4:27 some latin based languages use Annum or variations of it to this day. Italian - Anno ; Romanian - An, Spanish - Año, etc

“My work here is done” I honestly couldn’t breath

MistaGG I wanted to say I loved the editing in this video. The scene with the dictonary, the "who uses" bit, pictures intercut with your live reaction, It was one of my faves since your knock knock, and No exit reviews. Thank you for all your quality work both you and all who help make your videos awesome.

Mista GG is in that group of KZreadrs who make content where you feel like you’re just hanging out with a buddy having a good time.

Seagal is definitely a person of all time

Seagal keeping that low battery energy

Steven Seagal's creative process is pure self-ideation like "imagine perchance that I'm good at everything and nothing bad happens to me"

boy Steven Seagal is really just the gift that keeps on giving isn't he

I love when you do these watch along type videos!

Have been waiting for more Steven Seagal content ngl😂😂😂😂😂

Damn GGs so close to 1M. I hope you get there before the new year

“Why do you sleep like that Seagal?!” Because if he doesn’t the black hair dye gets all over the sheets 😂

At this point I’m starting to think that Steven Seagal lives in Cambodia

You, the tiger King, and the cumtown podcast are the best things I discovered during the pandemic. Thanks for all the great content

For the word “Annum” in Australia it’s a common term used by banks. “Some random % per annum” Is totally a thing here

GG Bro. Props to your editor as always on his amazing editing but especially in the green screen. Cuz those shadows behind you are harsh and dis editor of yours is ultra keying that perfectly

Im from the UK... we use the word ANNUM a LOT!!!!!!

finally another Steven seagal review these are so good

Have been praying for another Seagal movie. Thank you.

i live for these reviews, thank u mista gg🙏🏻

I randomly came across your channel and it was a review for a stephen seagal movie, and cause of that vid I got suggested jontron and leon lush. And now you and jon are my favorite youtubers and leon is a close second so thank you mista gg you are awesome

seagal is literally that one kid you played with back in school who was always invincible no matter what when playing pretend

“Which of these categories do you fall under brah? Is kidnapping your thing?” Had me rolling 😭 the “brah”

I heard Seagal say "annum," but being not-so-familiar with that word, I thought somehow that was slang both for an anonymous person and shorthand for "animal."

“You and what ARMy” 😭😭😭😭 classic GG 🤣👍🏾

I'm actually early for once. Thanks for posting, Mr. GG. Been watching for 2 years, and I've LOVED your vids. Have a happy holidays. And more seaguls.

I absolutely love your videos!!

I've started watching your channel, because of Seagal videos. Love your content man!

“Per annum” is actually quite commonly used in Australia. I’ve heard it used in financial ads and superfund ads regularly.

As an Australian I knew what per annum meant, it’s weird to hear an American say it though.

I honestly knew it was "annum" by context. I think it gets used in certain industries, but yeah, it's kind of snooty coming from Segal. 😂 Always an entertaining time when a Mista GG video drops. Thanks for your hard work and great ad reads!

@taramurray1113

7 ай бұрын

i knew it but it might be an australian thing, it’s used a lot on the news or like more formal media literature etc

@alpha22reg51

7 ай бұрын

​@@taramurray1113 and here in the UK too which isn't too suprising for a "snooty" word lol

@vibhavrao7799

7 ай бұрын

Per annum is used a lot in India as well, surprised they don't use it much in the US.

@TheDudeDiary

7 ай бұрын

We use it all the time here in South Africa too, especially in business and financial discussions. So much so that I was genuinely confused by G.G’s confusion or the google definition. It’s a pretty normal and common term here.

@relleaz

7 ай бұрын

"Per annum" is actually a common expression. You'll find out when you get older.

At 6.54 you said about the laughing 😅😅😅and you did the Francis Nganou laugh 😂

Wonderful. perfect material for my own parody film, "How Steven Seagal Stole Christmas". fantastic review and hilarious video! you did great buddy

Honestly there's something weirdly impressive about how delusional Steven is. Like this his world and we're just living in it lol. I can only hope to love myself the way Steven clearly loves himself lmao. I hope the next movie he makes it's him living in a Central American country as the main shaman of a small village.

This movie, in my opinion, is like combining every day dream you've ever had into one giant mess.

Australians say per annum 😆 When GG said "did you guys get that?" Me: ...yeah. yeah I did 🤣🤣🤣

@trufate6270

5 ай бұрын

Even with seagal's mumbling way of saying it? Kudos!

You looking more trim gg thats whats up. Thanks for being such a consistent guy. Happy holidays everyone!

Mista GG, did you know that Ukraine has declared Steven Seagal a national security risk?

@gabrielaharries8149

7 ай бұрын

Whaaaat? I know he's like besties with russia man and belarus man, is that why? But also, makes total sense when you see him in interviews, he's a total moron lmao

@mactony4

5 ай бұрын

Seagal and Putin are good friends so i can imagine they don't like him very much.

I am really curious, if Seagal even realizes how bad his fighting scenes look compared to every single one in the same movie he is not part of.

Any and every Mista GG, Steven Seagal video I'm innn

Went ahead and looked at the store. I think most of the sizes are sold out so I'm not able to buy anything, or maybe there's a bug, but I do wanna say congratulations on kicking ass with merch sales.

Best videos is when it’s about the worst action actor.

I'm surprised Seagal even _can_ write. In the loosest possible definition, of course.

Been with mista gg sense 140k the growth is crazy

Love ur vids gg makes my day when u upload especially Steven segal

🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:29 Steven *Seagal not only stars in "Attrition" but also wrote it, holding the sole writing credit for the 2018 film.* 01:48 Seagal's *self-written movie has familiar elements - skilled in everything, unbeatable, and women love him, but it goes too far, becoming a parody of itself.* 03:21 "Attrition" *revolves around spiritual and physical techniques, with Seagal playing a SWAT leader and miracle doctor in a small village.* 05:30 Seagal, *as a negotiator and professional in "Su prevention," showcases diverse skills in the movie.* 11:10 Seagal's *character demonstrates kindness, martial arts prowess, and even deals with a potential suicide, showcasing a range of abilities.* 13:40 A *subplot involving a stolen ring adds complexity to the narrative, exploring themes of punishment and leniency.* 15:33 Seagal *gathers a team of skilled individuals, reminiscent of a Hollywood heist movie, introducing characters like Scarecrow and Infidel.* 17:42 "Attrition" *follows a predictable climax, featuring Seagal in a fight where he emerges unscathed, maintaining the movie's recurring theme.* 21:42 The *behind-the-scenes footage reveals a staged concert, suggesting that Seagal's character in the movie is also a blues singer, adding an unexpected layer to the film.* Made with HARPA AI

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I swear the two pictures at 6:44 of the Asian man on his own then with Seagal are the same photo! Photo shopped to be older in the one with Seagal!! hahahaha

0:50 Not the Steven Seagal classic dancehall banger, Strut! So multitalented he can speak flawless Patois 🔥