Seagal knows Karate, Kung Fu, Aikido, Taekwondo and lots of other dangerous words.

@carlosmejia5728

28 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂Underrated comment

@punisher7772

27 күн бұрын

He does know lots of different styles. Karate and some form of Chinese martial arts. Not just Aikido.

@shanalevel3688

27 күн бұрын

Your comment reminds me of Mike Epps as Charles Ramsey, "I know a lot of big words. Police Department!" 😂

@DMNSAV

27 күн бұрын

Legendary Comment! 😂

@jrhenry686

27 күн бұрын

Hahahahaaaaaa of all the smart ass comments you had me rolling on the floor. Nice one Jase 7:16

Steven seagal went so deep into one of his characters he never came back.

@arnoldvandam7113

Ай бұрын

That was so good 🤣

@DismantleHAARP

Ай бұрын

Acid can do that to you

@mach1one

Ай бұрын

@@DismantleHAARP RIP JEFF!!!!

@mach1one

Ай бұрын

@@DismantleHAARP Indeed! You too.

@mr.electronx9036

Ай бұрын

EGO

His hairline is the greatest comeback story of all time.

@Dr_MF

19 күн бұрын

Nice one 😀

@dezmondaigilo

19 күн бұрын

Hahaha

@anooseholay

18 күн бұрын

I was trying to think of a comment about the hair and after reading yours I surrender. Lmao.

@tracykingston9668

18 күн бұрын

Modern science can do wonders. . LOL. Black shoe polish doesn't hurt either. Right , Stevie, ya little rascal. Pretty cool how all his "opponents " just fall down when he touches them and some before . Great choreography , Stevie. Keep on truckin. Next clip, just wear your speedo so you can show us your svelte hourglass figure with your rock hard 6-pack abs and robust derriere.

@tengudown5968

18 күн бұрын

one of the most closely guarded secret's of sensai seagulls

"I was born... clairvoyant" what a thing to say lmfao

@realbudgiesmugglertwohatsb2611

19 күн бұрын

Seems a totally weird thing to say but maybe the jokes on those that presume to know where his head is at. He could be just being a smart arse

@martiny1804

18 күн бұрын

When did he change his name to Claire?

@landyboy7

17 күн бұрын

Bet they never saw that coming....

@magnusydhag035

16 күн бұрын

@@martiny1804 Hahahaaaa

@filthforce

15 күн бұрын

he really thinks he's something for someone who is very palpably not so bright. AND FAT

Steven Segal is like a cult leader without a cult, a dictator without a country, a movie star without any good movies, a martial artist without any credibility.

@tracykingston9668

Ай бұрын

At least he's consistent. The guy's a winner.

@frankie3791

Ай бұрын

A God without any worshippers

@thepressureson23

Ай бұрын

Well put!!!😅😅😅 I can't knock him too much I was enjoying doing bad technique half ass moves on my willing buddies as a young teen lol and no..not his predator antics😂 I much preferred doing some "van damage "

@cobra8888

Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal is......A Man With No Diet.

@lifeisgoodskt

Ай бұрын

But today. Right now would you square off with him in a crowded corner office. No. That fat old man would put you through the desk. Funny huh?

What if Steven Seagal is actually a comedian doing the longest joke in human history

@aminmian7291

24 күн бұрын

It would be a horrific joke since he was a consultant/training of many police departments around the US, and boy, those guys were trained so badly that it makes 12 y/o playing airsoft look like a British SAS mission in comparison

@diplamatikjuan3595

24 күн бұрын

Putting Andy Kaufman to shame!

@Laneous14

24 күн бұрын

@@aminmian7291 He was a consultant to the Biden White House for their Afghanistan withdraw.

@williardbillmore5713

24 күн бұрын

What makes you think he isn't?

@anotheruser9876

24 күн бұрын

What if Steven Seagal is actually Andy Kaufman?

As much of a joke as the guy is, I find his Lego "hair" to be the funniest thing about him. 🤣🤣

@Amon_187

16 сағат бұрын

Lego hair ffs 🤣🤣🤣

@nikkas5569

5 сағат бұрын

..yes yes.. ok ok.. i'm also very emotionally jealous about St.Even's undebatably legit & heavenly grown Lego blessed hair (a fully detailed description is limitless & beyond the endlessness of space itself.. okay.. so deal with it..)..👀💫 but.. let's not forget to mention the blindingly stunning run of "Haircules" himself okay..😅🤧 during which his hairline passes into a 4th dimensional state.. thus making it unexplainably invisible to the human eye..😐😑

The only fight Steven has been engaged with these days is with the buffet tables.😂

@mikeyj990ify

8 күн бұрын

The man is in his 70s lol give him a break

@tbone9474

7 күн бұрын

@@mikeyj990ify he was like this way before his 70s

@82pythons85

5 күн бұрын

Yeah, maybe, but I’d bet a million dollars you’d never say that to his face. So, in this instance, you’re possibly the loser.

@tbone9474

5 күн бұрын

@82pythons85 course we can, dude's massively overweight we can just walk fast while he tries to crawl towards us

@Tomichika

11 сағат бұрын

​@@82pythons85 LoL, Is say it to his face any day. I despise people like him

No box of donuts has survived a battle with Steven Seagal. Ever.

@Thrivinginthespotlight

29 күн бұрын

Bruh

@jemeeladams

29 күн бұрын

Lol

@mobarakjama5570

29 күн бұрын

STOOOOPPPPP 😂😂

@buzby303

29 күн бұрын

He Is a donut

@josmclove4426

28 күн бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

The greatest French Russian Mohawk Mongolian Texas Asian wop man of all time.

@user-xc4lr1se5n

Ай бұрын

Bertie Bassett. Licorice Allsorts.

@vinniekay0967

Ай бұрын

He should also add to his 'lifestory' that he was born in the glove compartment box of a '59 Chevy & came out Kickin' & Screamin' while chewing his billical cord and his great great great Grandfather was Fu Manchu and thát's where he got his 'skills' through that bloodline. 🤣😂🤣😂😅

@shadowlesswarrior

Ай бұрын

You missed the "Italian" part

@markwrenn5965

Ай бұрын

@@shadowlesswarrior fixed it

@awgestkid

Ай бұрын

he lives in the same apartment as me lmao

how much steven seagal footage this dude had to sit through for this video just imagine the commitment

Hello. I worked for the Los Angeles County Sanitation Districts. The Steven Seagal movie On Deadly Ground was partially filmed at one of our new facilities called Carver Greenfield. All the scenes at the end when Michael Caine gets killed were filmed inside what was the Sludge Evaporation equipment bldg. It was a huge six-story building full of piping, pumps, shell and tube heat exchangers, etc. I was the maintenance Supervisor assigned to this project, and when Warner Bros. Showed up to start filming they hired me to be the Overhead Crane operator, so I took a weeks vacation and worked and hung around the set. I saw many things that seemed odd in my life but this guy kinda takes the case. While working at the Districts I was fortunate enough to be on the set for the Movie Twins and Twenty Bucks with Brendon Frasier, (Nicest guy in the world), but Deadly Ground was weird. Once during a take there were some employees viewing and he got all upset and kicked everyone off set. Except me as the set was my responsibility. I was even an extra in the movie. He was mean and wouldn’t let anyone near him. Movie was awful but I didn’t care; they paid me a ton of money to help them build the set. That’s my little Seagal story.

@MARKHENSTROM

4 күн бұрын

Brendan is a good dude. I've never heard anyone anywhere say anything bad about the man. The Whale was great as well. Thank you for sharing your story Paul 😊

@paulglawson2866

4 күн бұрын

@@MARKHENSTROM You’re welcome. Thank you.

Steven Seagal is like a guy doing an impression of Steven Seagal.

@Frankybroadcast

26 күн бұрын

Hahahaha

@michaelorosz272

26 күн бұрын

Oh man, ...thats funny!😅

@Shaylok

26 күн бұрын

A parody of himself.

@Texas240

26 күн бұрын

Steven Seagal stars as Steve Seagal in "Steve Seagal", coming soon straight to VHS.

@eleithias

26 күн бұрын

This is strangely, so accurate

Biggest "she goes to a different school" known to man

@sterlingarcher1962

Ай бұрын

My girlfriend lives in Niagara Falls, you wouldn't know her bro.

@vz1270

Ай бұрын

@@sterlingarcher1962Under the waterfall , right? Yeah i know her.

@sterlingarcher1962

Ай бұрын

@@vz1270 LOL

@Triggerman2505

Ай бұрын

Steven Segal is just like Joe Biden. Make up every story as you go along.

@adamimberti6948

Ай бұрын

This short film documents Steven Seagals ability to regrow his own hair better than any study on the man thus far.

Brian Cox: “Steven Seagal is as ludicrous in real life as he appears on screen. He radiates a studied serenity, as though he’s on a higher plane to the rest of us, and while he’s certainly on a different plane, no doubt about that, it’s probably not a higher one.”

@wobblyboost1582

10 күн бұрын

Bullshido guru believes his own lies so thoroughly, we are all inferior to his self delusional self, which he sees as factual reality. So he actually feels generous sharing his brilliance and wisdom with us primitive neanderthals. 😁

@chuch541

9 күн бұрын

Oh it’s a different plane alright 😂

@CoenM33

7 күн бұрын

It's no plane, it's a train. A train that's... ...Under Siege 😎

@chrishippeard9569

2 күн бұрын

@@CoenM33 i ffeel like this is the most damaging elequent roast a man can recieve

It is true that Steven Seagal is 1/4 Cherokee, in that he weighs 1 4th of a Jeep Grand Cherokee. (Credit to James Tullos for that joke)

No one's more impressed with Steven seagal than Steven seagal

@annakessler9372

24 күн бұрын

lets be honest. with all bad aspects of his life. hes still very unique looking and handsome masters and actors legends living

@cassanateli

24 күн бұрын

He has legions of old foreign ladies who thought he was hot back in the day, and are still huge fans now, its funny

@cassanateli

24 күн бұрын

@@annakessler9372No way I didn’t even see your comment and you’re here proving my point 😂

@AndrewBurke-zn3bg

24 күн бұрын

He's a bull that's loaded up with s**t.

@malcomx1924

24 күн бұрын

@@annakessler9372ifhe didn’t have so much money, youwouldn’t givehim a second look or thought.

The greatest actor of all time. His whole life is an act

@sbentsen2714

27 күн бұрын

😂👍🏼 that's a great comment

@Kunfucious577

27 күн бұрын

Seriously. It’s like the Truman show but Truman doesn’t want to leave.

@AngelLuisEspada1970

26 күн бұрын

😂

@OlgaZuccati

26 күн бұрын

he plays the role of the egocentric douchebag perfectly

@alen7492

26 күн бұрын

He had a blast.

Can you imagine a conversation between Seagal and Hulk Hogan? The stories they would come up with, mesmerizing.

@puntodeguardado

8 күн бұрын

and if they ever had a fight i still put my money on Hogan

@leonevelake

4 күн бұрын

Is hogan this crazy?

@MrReese

4 күн бұрын

@@leonevelake Yes, there are lots of videos about it :).

@unvaxxeddoomerlife6788

4 күн бұрын

@@puntodeguardado Hogan would kill him

He only agreed to testify bc the FBI played him tapes of the mobsters laughing at him after he left. He also started that 'Lawman' show to be surrounded by cops, he was that afraid of the Gambinos.

You have to admit, no one is more committed to Steven than him.

@fzaman1980

22 күн бұрын

Than himself....

@WigsxD

22 күн бұрын

He's an absolute legend! Just ask him, he'll tell ya.

@user-eh5td2ci9b

4 күн бұрын

@@fzaman1980 pfffffffff

The compilation of Seagal trying to describe himself and his apparent ethno-cultural background was pure magic.

@aly-bocarcisse613

25 күн бұрын

That’s crazy

@aymonfoxc1442

25 күн бұрын

That's bullshido 😉

@sevensages5279

25 күн бұрын

​​@@aymonfoxc1442 he's definitely earned his blackbelt in that discipline! 😂😂😂

@HadeS-Gyneco-Phobia

25 күн бұрын

He has some Italian in him alright. Changing sides, opinions or whatever in any given moment.

@kevinrhea7332

24 күн бұрын

He’s a black italian Native American Russian mongol (and who knows what else I forgot) from Michigan OC , CA and lived in Japan for awhile (he’s a deadbeat dad) of course this could all be a CIA cover because he claims that too , he likes Eastern Europe which makes sense as he’s thought to give $ to human trafficking, he thinks he’s tough but I’ve never seen proof of that I love his movies though first 5 actually fun after that ego / direct to dvd takes over but my god he’s part walrus

69th degree black belt in the art of Bullshido.

He is literally every nationality that has ever existed... Amazing!... 😊

His hairline changes back & forth more than his stories 🤣

@anonone8954

Ай бұрын

Impossible. 😂

@SiGUYE

Ай бұрын

8:22 damn 😮

@integrativenaturalmedicine3897

Ай бұрын

Think like molasses. Stout like Guinness.

@1tonybricky

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dunningkruger3774

29 күн бұрын

That's Emperor Ming's Helmet-

A 37 minutes video for an April fool joke. That's commitment. Bravo.

@Fryzzi

Ай бұрын

No way Dude, I saw this Comment before I finished the Video. Damn, I griefed myself...

@patrickgassner7725

Ай бұрын

Segal is and was fake. Yes he can do aikido/ aikijutsu. But his reputation was all build up and not even half of this was true.😂

@VIK_1903

Ай бұрын

Wow, I'm at the end of the video now. Wow.

@johnreidy2804

Ай бұрын

@@patrickgassner7725 The only thing Seagal can destroy is a free buffet

@aliweber3906

Ай бұрын

​@@johnreidy2804 Way to ruin the video 😭😭😭

If anyone could ever love me half as much as Seagal loves himself i would be the luckiest of men

The carrot gets me everytime 🤣

He's so good that even HE doesn't know that he's lying. Legend!

@asmith7876

24 күн бұрын

Ok, damn, one of the funniest comments I've read in a while. Thanks!

@davemccage7918

23 күн бұрын

My mother’s cousin was a stunt double for Stephan Segal. Anyone with an orange belt or higher could kick Stephan’s ass even back in the 90s.

@fixfalcon2628

23 күн бұрын

"It's not a lie, if YOU believe it..." -George Costanza

@kentw6596

22 күн бұрын

Bullshido indeed 🤣

@brownbagz

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

Amazing how he was bald when he was young but his hair grew back - there is no limit to his power!

@kevmac1230

27 күн бұрын

He was watching Sesame Street with his kid and when the Count came on he said "that's it"!

@OrontesRM

27 күн бұрын

You can do that when you are a buddhist god - we mere mortals can't

@davorstanley

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@Wellh0wrya

26 күн бұрын

Lol

@lewismorrison4098

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

One false move and he may make another movie.😂😂😂

@ryanrobinson8682

5 күн бұрын

underrated

Jean-Claude openly clowning on Segal was golden 😂

@divest2099

18 күн бұрын

he has nothing on Steven though - this man has dueled with Putin

@chuch541

9 күн бұрын

@@divest2099yeah dueling a miniature human is quite the feat…

Whoever spray paints his hair deserves a raise. It looks so natural you can hardly notice it.

@sidneygriffiths5737

Ай бұрын

You didn't end your comment............April fools! Lol

@ChiTownGuerrilla

Ай бұрын

Lmao spray paint.

@bilbulkley5145

Ай бұрын

Duche seagull lol

@kameronjones7139

Ай бұрын

​@@sidneygriffiths5737 he wasn't joking

@kitezzz360

Ай бұрын

I think it's just glued on hair, looks like a carpet

Whatever he is, he's got a lifetime ban from all the buffet restaurants in his area.

"All of those people are dead now so I can't ask them" 💀

@gilernt

6 күн бұрын

he prolly kicked all of em out of windows 💀

"So I spent two entire years learning to punch" "So I chose an art that doesn't require punching" This guy is a genius.

@laforce36

26 күн бұрын

I would like to see him fight Tank Abott.

@TheCerovec

25 күн бұрын

​@@laforce36 He would get beaten by an average Joe that can make a fist.

@sayithowitis3172

25 күн бұрын

Lmao I literally thought the same thing when I saw that. It's too funny it's gotta be the world's best troll of all time! Lol

@79tazman

25 күн бұрын

He must not of known how to throw a punch if it took two whole years to learn how to punch LOL

@lisahesse6783

25 күн бұрын

That's because he couldn't learn to punch.

"Don't know which tribe it is and all of those people are dead now so I can't ask them."🤣🤣

@ActAccordinglyNow

Ай бұрын

I’m gonna start using that one.

@dontbuyanything4729

Ай бұрын

It was the "Fugawi" tribe. Got lost and asked "where the fugg are we"

@kabirh3626

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@user-qf7ud5de9h

Ай бұрын

Hormuz

@tracykingston9668

Ай бұрын

@@dontbuyanything4729 Is that tribe related to the Hukawi tribe of F-troop ?

Steven Seagal is one of my favorite categories. Thank you for this.

Fantastic edit, Patrick! I heard many stories about Steven. I'm glad you compiled them all in one place through what I can only assume being a very patient and frustrating process.

The self-control of these interviewers is astonishing. Being able to keep a straight face while Seagal tells his stories requires almost superhuman willpower!

@Gargeler

29 күн бұрын

Bulshidoo story🗿

@RaverOperatorGeeza

29 күн бұрын

Not just Steven himself but also the reporters/interviewers 😊 and Steven's combat partners... Keeping professional in the most hysterical of times: pure professionalism (except Steven, he's just full of BS!). 😂

@LazyGamerChannel

29 күн бұрын

@@RaverOperatorGeeza thats what the original comment says lol

@cidfacetious3722

28 күн бұрын

Well back then people believe them there was no Internet research to be done. You kinda had to take them out his word.

@michaeljohn8905

28 күн бұрын

Not when you fully believe your own Bullshido .

"I was born clairvoyant" 😂😂😂 I'm dying every time I see his videos.

@fredschwartz5172

26 күн бұрын

What he meant was "I was born Claire Voyant," famous French cross dresser with impossible hairline and story.

@MizzAugust7

25 күн бұрын

also martial arts as a BABY🍼

@sevensages5279

25 күн бұрын

​@@fredschwartz5172 😂😂😂

@FINEzula

25 күн бұрын

i loved how he also felt necessary to include in his cop tv series intro him saying "you might have not known this, but for the past 20 years, ive been a cop" this is what happens when nobody ever calls you out on your bullshit, you start living your own fantasies, and might even start to believe them to be true instead of just lying to keep up appearances. guys so far gone though, that im pretty sure hes like mentally ill with delusions etc.

Patrick ... the nose starting to bleed in the beginning was absolute perfection. I actually had to stop the video for about five minutes due to eye-watering laughter. Biggest laugh I had in quite a long time ... thank you! Very much looking forward to seeing the next one.

Related vid about Steven Seagal: kzread.info/dash/bejne/dK59qtt_Z7i9iZc.html

Ancient lore says that Seagal once calmly explained to his hairline that if it continued to receed, there would be dire consequences. It listened.

@kof3017

22 күн бұрын

Yes. And never get white.

@suzbone

22 күн бұрын

Say he lives to be 100, will he still wear that ridiculous rug?

@summerforever6736

22 күн бұрын

All natural! Good dna! Dont bejelous lol

@donnybrook8051

22 күн бұрын

@@suzbone I don't know, but the shape of it sure looks like a slice of pizza stuck to his forehead.

The number of times his "accent" changed during his different interviews is LUDICROUS! How does anyone take this man seriously?

@walkingwolf8072

22 күн бұрын

Better question is why does anyone care?

@zampanorama5423

21 күн бұрын

Any Trump voter will be able to believe this guy too.

@DmitryKeylin

20 күн бұрын

Putin does

@Aryzo

20 күн бұрын

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! lol but seriously people are so stupid

@justinbain3091

20 күн бұрын

simple, they don't.

Respect Patrick to put this together.

This is an amazing and hilariously accurate Mashup 😂😂😂😂😅. Excellent job 👏 🙌 👍

Bro took this acting thing too serious it has made him delusionally lethal😂😂

@SpaceRanger187

27 күн бұрын

He got paid and it worked. Have you not seen Tiktok there are millions of Seagals out there now

@rexeverything4578

25 күн бұрын

@@SpaceRanger187 Not a chance! He's one in 8 billion!

@stevebell4853

24 күн бұрын

The power of the mind is real. I once heard of this guy who locked himself in a freezer that wasn't plugged in. They found him froze to death. His mind convinced him that he was inside a working freezer and bro froze to death. Swear man. That shit is real. I'm in hiding because my mind has convinced me that Segal is going to kick my ass for speaking too many truths. It's dangerous to be too honest sometimes, plus nobody likes a snitch.

It will forever be hilarious, to hear Steven talk about pathological liars.

@real100talk5

27 күн бұрын

The funniest joke about all these soy boys bashing Seagal is that Segal would bend them all into a pretzel.

@hujhujhujhuj5734

26 күн бұрын

Nobody likes a competition

@janich9406

26 күн бұрын

@@hujhujhujhuj5734 except a "which lie is the more honest, the truer lie" - battle of course ...

@EnviroSteward

26 күн бұрын

...cuz he is one

@rexeverything4578

25 күн бұрын

Exactly. What I find utterly dumbfounding is his ability to describe the person/thing with whom he's having problems only to faultlessly describe himself, and he simply doesn't understand that everyone watching can clearly see that he's describing himself. Mind boggling. Two types of actors, pure thesbians and fakes, and he hates the fakes. 🙄 I mean, seriously....the clown has zero acting ability, none whatsoever.

rofl, never seen your vids before, 2 mins in and the family tree inspired nose-bleed had me falling off my chair with tears of laughter. Subbed.

I've been binging your entire channel today, from your first video to now. You are doing amazing fucking work, dude. Genuinely admirable!

@ryuStack

5 сағат бұрын

Wow, wild Eric appeared. See you on the flip side!

Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like a real Texas ranger

@Felix-nh5pw

20 күн бұрын

Meh. Texas rangers just pretending to be Chuck Norris.

I am old enough to remember when Seagal literally took credit for Anderson Silva being able to kick. I miss those silly days 😢

@ramonserna8089

Ай бұрын

Master Segal was teaching Poatan how to strike recently. While there he explained how Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida owe their careers to him. -" You should do a crane kick." He told Lyoto -" Wow, even do my family owns a karate dojo and that being one of the signature kicks of the discipline it had never occurred to do that before, thanks" Lyoto replied.

@T_da_yung_goat

Ай бұрын

hey, don't disrespect sensei seagal - he taught anderson silva how to do a front kick. he broke it down for him; "imagine a kick, now imagine the front, put it together, front kick."

@JorgeF69

Ай бұрын

He's been doing it recently with alex perriera too 😂😂😂

@SarkkiKarkki

Ай бұрын

I'm old enough to have enjoyed his prime era movies as they came out which is why I remain a fan despite his current day status.

@quanganhdinh418

Ай бұрын

@@T_da_yung_goat that sound like trump

What a crazy documentary, 38mins of high quality dense editing. Bravo Mr Gavia 💯

First time on here. A video well done. Love the frustration in the beginning 🤣 I've heard so many stories from people who worked with him on set, stories were absolutely hilarious. This is even better.

Bullshido Master gotta be the funniest thing I've read in a while. 😂

@TheBreechie

22 күн бұрын

He’s been called that for about 20 years!

you put so much effort into an april fools' joke 🤣🤣 gotta respect the commitment

@jalenikezeue4114

Ай бұрын

😒 😒😒 Steven seagal Is just like Frank dux Both are masters of Tall Tales

@yoshimitsu8643

Ай бұрын

Why ruin it You could have been a part of it

@jalenikezeue4114

Ай бұрын

@@yoshimitsu8643 I don't like Theatrical Fighting

@tylershadlow5792

28 күн бұрын

wtf are you taling about?

@Traitorman.14.3

26 күн бұрын

Think about how many years Steven has put into being the laughing stock of the martial arts community across the world.

This is very well put together. Steven would be proud. My admiration of the great Steven seagal started with Space Ices Seagal series, and this video compliments his perfectly.

The director yelled "cut", but Seagal never left character

Hearing Segal calling someone else a pathologically liar, had me spitting out my coffee. 🤣

@cveuskens

28 күн бұрын

It's like hearing Donald Trump calling someone crooked! 😂

@KingLos95

28 күн бұрын

Talk about projecting 😆

@robertflint4115

28 күн бұрын

@@cveuskens they are all crooked at that level

@tomsmith6513

27 күн бұрын

He was talking about himself

@asrr62

26 күн бұрын

Liars actually believe their made up 💩 some can't even distinguish I think

From documentary to mockumentary, no one does it better than Patrick Gavia

@KingCuba

Ай бұрын

Gonna bite Joesph Vincent’s tagline line tha?! Lol

@philosopher1130

Ай бұрын

@@KingCuba Jesus Christ is it really THAT big a deal that someone repeats what someone else said online at some point? Or should he be taken out back and shot for daring to say what someone else has already said..? 🤦🏽‍♂️

@matrix35

Ай бұрын

Can't believe how fast he has got to 400k sunscribers!

@GraniteChief369

25 күн бұрын

This is an excellently produced video n the comments are friggin hilarious.

Brilliantly made documentary, Patrick. I'd love to see a longer version, this was superb.

Can't believe the demonizing of this legend! When me and Mike Tyson were still training in his dojo he taught us everything we know!

@molebatsiramagaga9647

19 күн бұрын

I remember him teaching me and Bruce Lee everything we know🤌🤌

@divest2099

18 күн бұрын

he taught Putin all his moves so

@PLsexpicklePL

16 күн бұрын

@@divest2099Why do you think he’s living over there? He’s also Putin’s personal body guard. Only the best!

@tbone9474

7 күн бұрын

I remember teaching his masters everything they know

"I've never thought of myself as special. I'm just a simple, clairvoyant, Aikido master CIA operative, who is also a part-time deputy/schnauzer-doodle breeder."

@TheFluffyDuck

25 күн бұрын

Who is also god

@manofthewest67

25 күн бұрын

And the Blues.

@paddiowilson

25 күн бұрын

And taught the blues to BB King

@croatoansounds

25 күн бұрын

@@manofthewest67yep, a true blues man.

@jonathankidwell6889

25 күн бұрын

He is also a "healer"

The comp of him talking about his family lineage is absolutely hilarious 😂

@ashleyw6160

24 күн бұрын

Yep lmao 🤣💀🤣

@Mental-Cobwebs

24 күн бұрын

😂😂

@summerforever6736

22 күн бұрын

200%

@nobloodyusername

19 күн бұрын

He admits being of all races except his true race.... beginning with j and ending with w

@summerforever6736

18 күн бұрын

@@nobloodyusername little hat people!!

this piece is brilliant. it's humor is thought provoking. i can only hope to see more things like this.

I love the production on all your videos. You are so talented with your work!!

All those Yakuza running around Michigan. 😂😂😂

@bujongols

25 күн бұрын

He only lived in Michigan till 5, a Full hr away from Detroit. He grew up in Fullerton, Ca. Orange County 😂 true shit

@ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI

22 күн бұрын

How else do you think Toyota & Honda were able to get a foothold in the Motor City?

@BlueSkyCrystals

19 күн бұрын

😂😂

When Steve walks into a room the buffet taps out.

@technicalmadman2986

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

@gamedevsa

Ай бұрын

😆

@Soundbrigade

27 күн бұрын

Hey, stop it! Only Chuck Norris are allowed to have those kinds of sayings.

@StevenBoudreau

24 күн бұрын

Seagal ignores the tap out and eats it anyway, and its replacement.

@stevebell4853

24 күн бұрын

@@StevenBoudreau You correctly understand his depravity. And his obesity.

When you're fighting Steven Seagal it's like you're fighting ten different guys with twenty different accents.

Dude, you put this together perfectly! Chapeau

Steven Seagal is such a badass that he needs a body double to climb a flight of stairs.

@AwesomeFish12

28 күн бұрын

I remember that scene. Hilarious. Right up there with the seated fight scenes.

@artisticendeavors5076

27 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@AngelLuisEspada1970

26 күн бұрын

😂

@petegrusky2715

26 күн бұрын

No. This is reserved by Biden only!😂

@stevemiecznikowski9670

26 күн бұрын

I think you mean Trump with his baby steps complete with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.. or maybe it was the classified documents he had in his bathroom?

The difference between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal is that Chuck's wiki page has a section on his philanthropy while Seagal's wiki has a section on his philandering.

@ntoemthembu7548

23 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Ziltoid_Knows

23 күн бұрын

I don't like Chuck Norris one bit, however, unlike Steven seagal, Chuck Norris is an actual martial artist with verifiable fights verifiable belts and has been vouched for by other verifiable fighters.

@eyeofbast

23 күн бұрын

What’s not to like about the guy. He’s a solid down to earth man.

@TonyMoze

23 күн бұрын

That was good 👏

@ky1ebetts

23 күн бұрын

Every morning before breakfast, Chuck Norris does Infinity push-ups.

That genealogy sequence! Awesome work! 👏👏👏👏👏

Tom Segura mocking Steven Seagal is one of the funniest things ever.

Steven Seagal is So Deadly, He even killed his own Career!!!

@streetcone303

11 күн бұрын

Savage😂

@PelvisPresley420

2 күн бұрын

@@streetcone303 hehehe. But it's true. Best jokes are jokes that are based on facts 🤓

Steven Seagal: "Ask me anything." Peter Griffin: "How'd you get so fat?" Joe Swanson: "Anything but that." Peter Griffin: "You act Asian, you look native American, your last name is Jewish. What are you?" Cleveland Brown: "A fat."

@alestbest

23 күн бұрын

it is not appropriate to call Seagal fat. The poor word fat only has 3 letters and is completely overwhelmed to express how overweight he is

Love how he transitions from Spiritual Buddhist mystic to black southern blues man

The family tree stuff had me rolling😂

Steven Seagal is a master in Clown-Fu.

@lesvampyres5429

25 күн бұрын

That's not true. Stop downplaying his many talents. He is also a Master in Bullshido.

@Lisa1111

24 күн бұрын

😂

@FunkySpaceLord

23 күн бұрын

@@lesvampyres5429 is that were he learned his epic armshare death slap 🤣🤣🤣

@tracykingston9668

18 күн бұрын

@@lesvampyres5429 That's nothin, his 37th degree pink belt in bullshitzu is the GOAT.

He just needs a cape and a huge necklace and he could be a vampire with that hairline... "Count Bullshido"

@summerforever6736

22 күн бұрын

Soo fuckan funny man!!!

@Recontrooper22

21 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@davidpignatore6532

20 күн бұрын

Bullshito

@cjhickspe1399

20 күн бұрын

@@davidpignatore6532 Nice. My initial thought was "Wow, Eddie Munster sure has let himself go."

@anjoLas

20 күн бұрын

I would give half of all my money to see you say that in his face and get away with it and in while i was recording it :)

"And I was never an actor either...." The only true statement out of Bullshido's mouth. Steven spent his life pushing people around. Too bad he never learned to push himself....... away from the dinner table.

Subscription earned. Thank you Patrick.

Anderson Silva joking around that Segal taught him that kick, and Segal thinking Anderson was seriously giving him credit, is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time

@ABC-uq3mx

25 күн бұрын

He taught him positioning and balance and how a straight front kick is more effective than a standing up kick. He also taught alex pereira the grabbing the hand and step in side hook with the same side/hand. Kind of like gsp crazy counter vs bisping. Stuff that the average person wouldnt know is effective against a tough opponent. Work and personal life is separate. He might behave like a cult leader but as a trainer, he has some good tips for some guys etc.

@tylerironside8109

25 күн бұрын

​@@ABC-uq3mx Okay, Steven.

@AfrikaJump

25 күн бұрын

​@@tylerironside8109😂😂😂 don't be like this

@I-HAVE-A-BOMB

25 күн бұрын

You know Anderson has said the opposite right? Crazy how you guys run wild. Is he the best BS artist to ever do it yes. Is he also one of the best Akido(dork martial art) guys around? Probably. Does it maybe have some really nice techniques? Probably.

@ballen787

24 күн бұрын

@@I-HAVE-A-BOMB wow. Big Segal fan? I can’t believe they still exist.

He's incredibly lethal with a knife and fork.

@Insert.anger50

Ай бұрын

He's really good at disarming anyone with a bag of Mac Donald's

@Nastydealerr

Ай бұрын

​@sealijivstanga7 ❤😂😂😂

@BonusHole

Ай бұрын

He spent TWO YEARS learning to punch.

@RebornThroughHate

Ай бұрын

lol

@renotseng4809

Ай бұрын

​​@@BonusHoleNo, regardless of all this and his complete nonsense talk 😂😂. If Steven Seagal's claim about being made to spend two years learning to punch was actually true, then it would have most likely been his teacher teaching him discipline and respect for his teacher while his teacher was observing him to make a decision on whether or not he was going to train him.

Steven Seagal makes politicians look good.

Steven Seagal is a legend…a true legend, that is beside the point.

when Steven Seagal runs, he uses his right hand to create a circular motion, which creates a pressure differential which leads to a vortex, which creates both a wormhole which sensei seagal uses to go faster, and a black hole which slows down the person running from him. So no, he doesn't "run like a little girl".

@MF-kr4hf

Ай бұрын

So you're saying that he runs like a black Ho'!

@SaS_OniaN

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 best description ever

@shmclaren6902

Ай бұрын

That’s from a research paper at MIT, yes? Excellent analysis my brother…..EXXXCC-EEELL-ENT!

@bilbulkley5145

Ай бұрын

Your duche if u think he's a real fighter he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag duche

@sammytleane8380

Ай бұрын

He wouldn't dare enter a cage with that akido nonsense 😂

He said he was never a actor, he's been acting all his life!. 😂

@CheGuvera-ip8dc

22 күн бұрын

He’s still acting in real life.Walking around still thinking he’s Nico that’s out for some Steven segal justice on KZread

The family tracing got me 😂

I'm only here for the comment section. Not disappointed😄 - For Bruce Lee they had to slow down the camera to show his moves. For Seagal they had to speed it up. - He will destroy you easily if he want's to. No even really trying. In an... eating contest. 🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪

"Bullshido Master" ? Bro you killed me with that tittle 🤣

@julianpapin9428

28 күн бұрын

Lil fishing 😅

@matthewgillingham8828

28 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Uk58442

27 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@heidi6715

22 күн бұрын

Its been a thing for at least 15 years. "Water"???😂😂😂😂 bruh you killed me with that word

That ending, though. Segal was basically roasting himself, although he would never have the self-awareness to recognize it as such. Great stuff, Mr. Gavia! A documentary about Hollywood's perfect fool, on April Fool's Day, no less.

@wallyman292

Ай бұрын

That was awesome! Talking negatively about actors who's only goal in acting is to be worshipped. . . I almost thought he MUST be trying to make a joke on his own behalf! lmao!!!

Good video. Very thoughtfully edited. Thank you!

The most impressive thing about Steven Seagal is that he managed to steal Eddie Munster's hair piece prior to leaving Hollywood!

@georgecc

19 күн бұрын

Hahahahaha

The way he manages to describe himself everytime he wants to give a bad example of something is truly amazing

@SamM-gl9zc

26 күн бұрын

At this point, almost half the country is in that boat with him...

@mikespearwood3914

24 күн бұрын

Yeah, he's so delusional he lacks any self-awareness whatsoever!

Out of all the Steven seagal exposure videos on KZread this is probably put together the best

nationality part had me dying pat..ending with a computer smash...subrscibed just bc of that

super cool video! thank you for the great job!

These days he looks like such a stereotypical bad guy from Batman

@MyRegardsToTheDodo

24 күн бұрын

Batman's new nemesis: Chair-Man.

@MrAhmedUA

24 күн бұрын

he is not even the main bad guy the main guy would use him then end him mid/3rd(max) way in the movie

@LibertyRapsher

23 күн бұрын

Perhaps the Penguin. The very first clip in this video had my rolling. For the first few seconds I literally though he was in one of those fake summo wrestler fat suits and he moves like he's encumbered as though he's in one of those fake summo suits. If you don't know what I'm talking about there was a show called the Joe Schmo show where they wear them (the entire episode is on youtube and the sumo part is 9 minutes into the episode, but Seagal is inflated and moves just like that). If you look it up and compare it against the first clip you will be rewarded with a really good laugh.

@dzonbrodi514

23 күн бұрын

@@LibertyRapsher Yeah if he was a Marvel superhero he'd be The Juggernaut, once that bulk gets moving nothing is going to stop him

@dzonbrodi514

23 күн бұрын

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo The Chairmaster, a disaster on castors!