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@cristinecovey1272

3 жыл бұрын

Pg man

Don't forget mr. "You owe me a puck"

You forgot the one group of little kids that make you have to play super careful because there parents are fucking watching

the no boundaries guy LMFAO so accurate

@AnEvolvingApe

9 жыл бұрын

I have to try hard to resist hating those guys.

You forgot a major one: Mr. Show Up After The Pond Has Been Shoveled Guy...

Forgot the guy who's too rough when everyone has no pads on

@renebousfield602

9 жыл бұрын

the guy who rips shots when nobody has pads on.

@BD-1-And-Only

9 жыл бұрын

Rene Bousfield or the headhunter who aims shots at the goalie's head.

@Noraa666

8 жыл бұрын

+Arthur Czerniak Then a lot of people on your team hate you lol. Probably off the rink as well.

@katieshapland3618

8 жыл бұрын

+Arthur Czerniak than ur a jerk and ur goalie prob hates u cuz headshot a r annoying

@simple6470

5 ай бұрын

@@andypedro8905 lol I commented this 8 years ago

I might use 1:18 on the ice next time

@Christian0804

9 жыл бұрын

RICHARD WHATS UP?

@dracolich345

9 жыл бұрын

HEYYYYYYY GUYS, FUNNY MEETING YOU HERE! REMEMBER ME?!

@trappedraccon1301

9 жыл бұрын

That Guy You Met Just Now ya!...............no

@Pizzaman0708

9 жыл бұрын

+That Guy You Just Met Now oh yeah! How are ya?

Hahaha, Bruins horse going knee on knee, seems legit.

@brooke-3615

9 жыл бұрын

+Evgenii Dadonov DADONOV!

I'm the goalie who insists on playing out..haha

@TheDenenator

9 жыл бұрын

same, same lol

@motocrossnb9734

9 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@leoisthebest123

9 жыл бұрын

Same

@tedbundy3729

9 жыл бұрын

I am guilty as well

@tedbundy3729

9 жыл бұрын

5 goalies who like to play out, I wonder how our line would play ?

Haha great vid

@kalebcameron390

6 жыл бұрын

Pavel Barber i subscribed and turned on notifications

@shaanmallhi8119

5 жыл бұрын

Pavel Barber panel!!!

@spencerx.6856

3 жыл бұрын

Yo

The little kids who fire ankle biter shots from like mid rink....

@shakukon-to

8 жыл бұрын

I always get caught by the ankle biter and I get FREAKING NAILED IN THE ANKLE AND MY FOOT! The first few times, it hurt like HEEEEEEECK. But I got used to it and I just brush it off

"This kids a fucking bender!" Says the guy wearing the Edmonton Oilers jersey😂

Hey............... Your gay. Had me dying

@Donari

8 жыл бұрын

you're

@AndersonSilva-ry1pb

3 жыл бұрын

@@Donari you're gay

I hate pretty much all of them lol. Except the bender, its a pretty good source of entertainment and its not really his fault.

To be fair its really boring being the tendy on the pond, cant slide for shit

@Pece17

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I prefer just regular outdoor rinks. They're much more convenient.

@The_Live_Shows-Guru

9 жыл бұрын

Pece17 Were those Maine license plates I saw? It looks like Maine.

@Pece17

9 жыл бұрын

FatAmericanGuitarman Excuse me? You must've confused me as being someone else.

@The_Live_Shows-Guru

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah sorry. I thought you were one of the guys in this video :P The way you commented, It sounded like you were one of them by how you wrote it. That's why I asked you about the Maine plates.

@Pece17

9 жыл бұрын

FatAmericanGuitarman Ah okay haha XD Makes sense now

Great video guys, hope to see a part 2

@DerrickkV

6 жыл бұрын

Hockey Tutorial e

@spencerx.6856

3 жыл бұрын

9

LOOOL the no boundaries guy is the funniest one! AHAHAHAHAH THE RINK CRASHERS with the horse guy!!! What a good laugh I had!

You forgot the guy that takes it from one end to the other without passing and ignoring his team mates cause he can toe drag...

There's always: a guy with an expensive replica jersey who sucks; a guy who thinks he can dangle but doesn't have any footspeed; an old dude who's trying way too hard. I almost forgot the kid who plays with his head down and never passes, but his dad will get pissed at you if you don't let him play.

@Schrades09

9 жыл бұрын

This is the one I hate the most. Puck hog kid that always wants the pass but never dishes it out

@prokopkudlik6738

8 жыл бұрын

+Rene Bousfield Yes, an old dude trying way too hard is a good point :D

@threethrushes

8 жыл бұрын

+Prokop Kudlik That's me, and I don't even play pond hockey!

@RUAAAQRAWI

8 жыл бұрын

ضسسرءؤشي

"THIS KIDS A FUCKING DUSTER"

😂😂😂😂😂 The guy with the Bruins jersey and the horse head I was dying

I'm definitely the guy who pretends to fight since I can't do anything else.

@12Cmags

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm from Boston so I get made fun of a lot for being a Hawks fan lol

the no boundaries guy was hilarious and sooooo true!!

"Rink crashers" - wearing a Bruins jersey.......accurate.

Haha loved it man, great video. The Rink Crashers was the best part, so true. They play dirty and act like they're superstars.

Haha I love "Does your dad drive a Honda Fit"? And "Is this a used net!?"

"Beanie" Aaaaaaaaaaand they're American

Love the Boston reppin baby! Go Pats & B's of course!

@HockeyStuffGuy

9 жыл бұрын

lol. When's the last time you won a cup dipshit

@sntOwnz13

9 жыл бұрын

***** rekt em

@boyum

9 жыл бұрын

***** 93! I was there, best day on my life! Let me guess when Boston won it, is about the time you jumped on their bandwagon. I've seen 8 Montreal cup wins in my life time and only 1 Boston cup win! When's the last time you seen a Boston cup before 2011 dipshit. ahahahahahahahaha

@HockeyStuffGuy

9 жыл бұрын

boyum Okay, before 93. There were limited teams in the NHL. There were no Best of 7, 4 round series like today. Back in the day, all the GREATEST hockey players were born in Quebec, and guess what they had to do.. they couldn't go to any other team besides the Montreal Canadiens. But unlike today's NHL, everyone has to go through a draft. So honestly the best players go too the shittiest teams. Soo don't even start saying anything about your 20+ Stanley Cups man. lol. rek't em.

@boyum

9 жыл бұрын

***** Wow, out scored ya 16-6 and swept ya 4-0 After the, "your gunna get it next year" hand shake. How dose that feel? What an embarrassment, you guys couldnt even back that handshake up with 1 win... not even 1 win this year! I guess that's the bandwagon life style you choose though, sucks to be you man, jump in that wagon for that 1 fluke year of winning, buy a jersey, try to ride that for your entire life, and swear to yourself you'll win again...

i love this video i can watch it over and over again

"Does your dad drive a honda fit?" fucking gold

the horse at the end had me hahahaha

Haha the goalie who insists on playing out is so meee lol ;D

LMAO @ 4:54 Great vid guys! Keep em up!

Mr. You owe me a puck and no boundaries guy is so true. Love it!

Tell Edmonton they got my name... lol

Ive never played hockey, but I still lol'ed at this hard.

I died at the celly at the end hahahhhah

Rink Crashers and Captain Hook were so funny hahaha

I died laughing at the "Alway open guy"

"Does your dad drive a Honda Fit?" hahahaha

Captain hook. Lol, these stereos are hilarious

Goalie who insists on playing out -- so true! Drives me nuts...

"Hey, your girlfriend looks like my mom."😂

Just stopping by to say that I'm a fan of this video and I'm also a fan of the Hurricanes shirt at the beginning! Good stuff gentlemen.

The chirper wearing goalie skates 😂

this is good, keep it up guys !

This is too funny man, you've gotta be Canadian. If not i grant u Citizenship. You're a true Canadian.

@ChiccinTendies

6 жыл бұрын

StevoKanevo69 I think they're from New Hampshire

@gingertwerk472

2 жыл бұрын

You know Americans play hockey too right?

"I should have worn more layers" lollll I've heard that a million times

10/10 Would square off. Great Video guys!

Love this. Just shared it on Dollar Tape Club's Facebook

LMAO - The chirper is always the tender when it comes to the pond. And at the end deserves the celly of the year award, priceless! Minnesota Wild represent! Though your accents sound like this is on the East Coast :D

@johnnyberg9948

8 жыл бұрын

Albin

@dansmolenski2159

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah these kids are from town in NH

@Ian00003

8 жыл бұрын

Aye Minnesota!

this looks awesome. ive only played rolller hockey a few times and i thought it was awesome. i never played ice hockey. i wish it was colder in new york.

This video was great xD more pls

LMAO 😂 these are spot on, I've been guilty of a few of them

Your missing the guys who just shoot slapshots and stand around judging everyone else slapshots ;)

Lmfao the bender was great

The celly at the end XD

"Hey uh ya mind if we give her a go?"

Great job fellas

That was pretty brilliant.

Most of these don't apply, but a few apply very accurately to street hockey as well. like the no boundaries, goalie who plays up, guy who thinks cellys are cool, always open, mr allstar and the guy with excuses

you forgot the guy who is chill and plays hockey and is actually sick at hockey

I love this so much oh mygod

hahaha that is really good, i was just playing some pond hockey last week and ran into a guy that fit a couples of those categories.

Nice video. So relatable.

lol the chirper with the goalie skates

this makes me laugh so HARD I LOVE IT

Great stuff....want that Mn. Wild jersey!

"The Chirper" was hilarious

love playing some good ol ODR

lmfao the guy with the goalie skates on is EXACTLY like me... I chirp and were a Goalie skates with an Oilers hoodie on

LeBoeuf are you kidding..275,000 views hahaha that was hilarious dude

or the guy who always raises the puck lol. Great vid thoe

I grew up in Utah and played pond hockey, but only a handful of us were actually into hockey. This video kind of makes me wish I grew up in Canada or at the very least Minnesota or Wisconsin.

funny and clever, but a lot like Dude Perfect... not that it's a bad thing cause they're sick lol

lmao of course the chirper was the guy in f****ng goalie skates 😂😂😂

Like for the first Jersey seen... Good stuff!

Damn that spot lit af

We all started as Mr Bendy. Some of us just remain him a little longer

the guy who can roof a shot with no goalie in net. love the edmonton reference too! lol edmonton=1st overall pick every year...

4:53 ...kinda describes Bruins fans for ya

Get dude perfect to see this! Such a good video!

This is hilarious

the horse was fucking perfect. God i love the internet

As a SoCal hockey player I envy you guys who get to play pond in the winter

Forgot (imo): 1)The little kid who never passes and thinks he has the stick handling of Datsyuk. 2) Guy who rips it at the net when no one has protection. 3) Fucker who throws his stick when getting pissed off

I do think the Teemu Selanne throw your glove up and snipe it down celly is pretty badass though.

Hahahah this is great.

where you can get the oilers hoodie ?

Nice vid!

"Hey... You're gay." 1:17

@Triadhaze

9 жыл бұрын

For me, legitimately the funniest part. That's usually my main chirp

@davidkerr8119

9 жыл бұрын

probably gonna try that one out during a game.... make em cry

it sucks. in arizona there are no frozen ponds and there are barely any rinks close to where I live. I think I'll move to Canada or somewhere with cold winters

@colinmazzella9497

8 жыл бұрын

Hey, you could be the next auston matthews

@ajitpai5205

8 жыл бұрын

You could well I live near Anaheim so I have a pretty close pond considering that it's SoCal

Does anyone know the name of the song in this video?

fucking love the tendy playing out thats me 100% shinny. that horse mask was epic too bro

Pretty jokes, well done

Captain hook made me laugh so hard. It's all to true with the people i play with.

Spot on, but you missed a few. There's also 1. The beer drinker. 24 in the snow guy. 2. The puck raiser. 3. The 'older neighborhood guy' who wants to school everybody to display that he still 'has it'. 4. The girl, who insists on coming out. 5. The newbie who can't skate and never played before. 6. The hyper competitive guy who thinks he's playing for the cup....but you somewhat covered him, as he is the 'no boundary guy' and often Mr. Excuses, and Dr. Hook. And finally, 7. the token ex-small time pro or junior player who is now a 9 to fiver or something but still relishes the one day a year he can be small pond all star.

@OneEyedKeys

5 жыл бұрын

For the sake of transparency here, I myself am a mixture of Numbers 1, 3, and 7. But 1 the most these days. Ha!

dude perfect

Mr. Open all the time EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Im a perfect mix of the bender, the cold guy and the chirper.