I really love the sound of this song. If you just ignore the lyrics, the sound is just soothing.

Dear Diary, today was a fine day Just got off work a couple hours ago Looking forward to my weekend To spend with my family at home All the things I'll do together With my son and his ma Life is great, love Chris Benoit

@Darth-Hylian

3 ай бұрын

Omg this is hilariously not funny

your so lucky to be able to go and see him....i live in the midlands and haven't got a chance of seeing him...good luck to you and i hope you enjoy the night

this guy is A FUCKING GENIUS!!!!

Dear Diary, today is a good day I'm on the beach just having some fun It's nice to get away with friends and loved ones It helps me forget about the times with my son. I think I'll go lay down now The sun's taking its toll. See you soon, diary....Anna Nicole.

Dear Diary, last night was awesome Can't believe, that went down Had a drink then some dinner Didn't leave, with a frown I know tomorrow it will be busy Hope dinner is good Driving home diary, love Tiger Woods

OMG! see yah there durttysov! amazing, i'm so excited! i'm flying [and skipping school a week] for this man! he rocks!

What ever happened to him? He's a fucking legend

I love the diary entreis he comes up with. frigen hilarious.

i also live in the midlands (Mansfield) seeing him tomorrow in shepherd bush empire!!!

Dear Diary, Today was a great day, My family was on the beach, Saw lots of people being there, Had Ice cream vanilla and peach, I met new friends who were older. We saw an old man with a cane. He walked quite funny. Love, Madeleine McCain.

He did a Rhianna diary last night in Dallas... It was the best. Hope it gets posted soon.

Dear diary, today was a good day My parents bought me an iPod It's just what I've always wanted For this great life, I thank God I just love to listen to music This will be so much fun Hugs and kisses, Mitch Henderson

dear diary. .today was a fun day had a party for the kids on the street. played games and had lots of candy they all though it was really neat..really lokking forward to the next one cos my parties are tge best..goodnight diary. .fred west

@watchcloak

7 жыл бұрын

Other than terrible rhythm, this doesn't work at all. Everyone in these songs are victims of terrible tragedies, Fred West was a serial killer.

Dear Diary, today was a nice day Found a gift, for my wife It is small but it will fit her And I think that it is so nice. I'm gonna give it to her tomorrow And see what she will say Wish me luck diary Love, OJ

Awesomeo. I liked the near guitar stuff up at 1.06 HAHA Fantastic

Stephen Lynch beat you to it.

LMAO man that was amazing

Dear Diary, today was a great day I'm a trip with Cloud to some ruins, I think I'll get our fortunes told. Maybe tell him, I feel the same. Nothing else can stand in our waay, We'll go to town, and we'll get married Life is good--- Aeris

Dear diary, today was a good day. I wrote some lyrics, and made some fun plans. Tonight I'm going, downtown with my friends. And when we get there, it's gonnna be great. I think I know who'll win tonight. That Mike is tough like a rock! Until next time Diary, Love Tupac

That was fucking great! And very unexpected!

lol amazing! =] stephen rocks!

HAHAHA love it!

He did it at my college, he almost went in to Marvin Gaye halfway thru though.

Dear Diary, I'm living the good life, with my beard and didgeridoo, singing songs and waving my wobble board, making children happy for hours. Slept with a few girls here and there now, for I'm not embarrassed, tie the little ones down! Rolf Harris.

@DJWidget This is FUCKING EPIC WIN!!! +10 thumbs up...

Dear Diary, My life's fraught with "Danger" And yet I have the greatest job on Earth I travel the globe, spreading my message Of what our gorgeous wildlife is worth I'm going diving and I'll take some pictures Their quality will be sharp, I know I feel it in my heart Love, yer Mate, Steve-o! I... um.... couldn't think of a good rhyme for "Irwin". For the record, I cried on Sept 4, 2006! Please don't hate me! That's my Nervous Stephen Lynch impression!

shortstop that was fuckin hilarious! lmao

Dear Diary, today was a great day, i bought myself a brand new car, i just starred in a movie now i think im going far tomorrow im going drinking with buddies and it will be lots of fun goodnight diary, ryan dunn

Dear diary, today was a great day. I think I'm finally living the dream. On my way to meet my supporters, I wonder how they will seem. I don't think I can wait for tomorrow. It'll be such a day. Peace and love diary, JFK.

Dear Diary Today was a great day, Just got back from RKO, Now it's back, to The Dakota, Dont worry, its just a short stroll, At 10:49, I stop and I sign , I make it out to "Mr.chapman", Then walkin away, It feels like a new begginin ☮Peace☮, John Lennon (i finaly perfected it)

Dear Diary, the week was ok He had a couple of drinks today I don't mind when he comes home And tries to take my backdoor away But when I go and lay my head down we'll pretend that one day he'll stop it Under the knife, love Lorena Bobbit

WIN

hahahaha fruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunkes o and a are the best o and lil yimmy lol

i think I write some of those about some musicians Dear diary, Today was a fine day I got back from European tour My band is having huge success But will I be able to endure? I am sitting at my home now Next to me loads of smack Life is great, diary Hillel Slovak btw i love rhcp, so... this shouldn't be taken as disrespect of hillel

Dear Diary, today was a good day was approached by some Romans didnt know what they were saying but it dosnt seem nice untill tommorow diary Jesus Christ

Dear Diary, Today was a fine day popped a Vicodin and a Perkaset grabbed the mic and I was feeling it All these idea's kept coming so much faster and my body just got so much fatter but it doesnt matter because im a famous rapper Yo, Marshall Mathers

I swear I thought the last one was gonna be JFK! I mean I know he was performing some high profile public appearances at the time of his assassination, but I've just come to expect that sort of thing from Steven Lynch. Good Song as always..

Dear diary today is a great day Me and Chris went out on a stroll Enjoyed the scenary of the park And as we talked he made me feel whole Now were taking a leisurely drive Forever in love Chris and me Wish me luck diary, Rihanna Fenty

dear diary today was a magical day. dressed up like it was halloween ppl call me the king but im really a queen. i have lots of toys and love little boys need to take the pills to give the kids chills hope to be back soon - michael jackson

he wrote an mj diary

Stephen became Beastiality boy *wink*

lol reminds me of SOD's ballads haha

@DJWidget gr8 1

Dear Diary Today is a good day got my guy by my side gunna go in my room now where the night vison is built in later diary Paris Hilton

@DJWidget Mwhaha,,, I like it (Y)

@qw27 Not really, but eh that's just me. I prefer Stephen's and in the end they're all kind of like each other because they follow the same form.

Watch out. his zombie will lay down some toothless aggression on your ass.

Dear diary, tonight was crazy I saw Tyson whoop some ass Drank some liquor, smoked blunts with the homeboys The whole nights goin by so fast My man shug's got my back till the eeennnd, and this I know for suuuurrrre I hope he has the safety on.... Tupac Shakur

@tb8202 aw that's messed up...but since i gives no shit I shall laugh anyway lmao

Dear Diary, today is a great day I'm at a club havin' a real good time My new rap album is gonna drop soon It'll feature some wicked rhymes It's late so I'll go back to my hotel room Ride in my friend's SUV the future looks great Love, B.I.G.

Dear Diary, today was a fine day. My buddy Rolf, I love him soo much, we got some bio-monsters to kill. We're on a mission to the Climatrol I found the words, I'm going to tell him Just need the tiiiime to say... Life is sweet, love-- Nei

Dear diary, today was a bad day went skiing and hit my head it really hurt but i thought i was ok it was just a little pain at first i know i will be ok if i lay in bed and it should be just fine now im dead, diary Natasha richardson

oh so you can laugh at all the other shit he makes fun of, but when one hits close to home you lose your mind. good job.

he acctually has a Rihanna one. Just look for Diary Rhianna

They might of cut it from the video, I love the anne frank one, but I can see it easily getting cut.

Dear Diary, today was a swell day Got to the top of the Eifell Tower The French are nice, but there's a thing, They underrate a bit the shower, I'll feed every single kid at Botswana There's a light at the end of the tunel, Princess Diana

wow...if u look back i wrote the first diary entry that started all these pages of diary entries......thank you all for contributions and for Erockfan for posting this video....SUBSCRIBE TO HIM!!!!

Dear diary today was a great day i coached some more at pern state, i took a shower with some kids and i go home to some more im gladded joe pa has covered me i am and the kids are fussy goodnight diary jerry sandusky

Dear Diary Today was a great day Vince McMahon told me the news I'm going to win me a title At the ECW pay per view Can't wait to tell my family Tomorrow goes off without a flaw Time for catch with Daniel Love, Chris Benoit.

Damn, I wanted to see how red he was after hearing the bowling song...

I saw the marvin gaye one coming...

Dear Diary, today is a good day I'm gonna party at an aftershow. I cant wait to get there in my car, With my boyfriend who loves me so He said he has something to ask me, and I'm floating in nirvana Here's to youthful love and life, Love, Rihanna.

Dear diary today was a fun day I am a U.S. champion Cracked some skulls and smashed some faces I cant believe I finally won Ill race home to show my family Oh, wont they be in aw Good by diary Chris Benoit

OOoooo you're going to hell my friend! Love it.

who was the last one?

dear diary today is a good day im gotta hurry to my bathroom with my big pants around my legs i am thinking about my drugs i cant wate to get higher than a kite while taking a dump. peace and love diary elvis presley

@tb8202 DBZ:A?

@kurdtkobainrocks i like yours its more original. Stephen's is kinda like his Marvin Gaye one

Guessing you didn't like it then?...

Dear Diary today was a nice day I have to go, my parade has come I'm gonna ride with my wife and my daughter I can't wait...to see my young son I hope this ends very quickly Its been an extremely long day United states president, JFK

@liquidsleepgames3661

3 жыл бұрын

11 years comment finally a like and a comment

Deary Diary Today is a swell day just hangin out in my home im a young and talented actress if you can relate Gotta go because theres people Right out side now Sharon Tate

what's the opposite of christopher reeves? christopher walken

still saying he should switch up rodney kings from drive to swim

Dear Diary, Today was a grand day My life is going extremely Well Got lot's of money, And a great ole doctor Who tell's me my health is very swell I feel like i could do better in this business, All the blacks look up to me on how to act. But for now i'll just enjoy the simpler things like, breathing in the summer air. good bye diary, Bernie Mac Bernie Mac

Dear Diary Today was a bad day I had an affair with my best friend's girlfriend He found out, I saw the look of anger Our friendship was truely at an end I want to leave this place Maybe in a plane or a ferry I'll see you soon diary John Terry

why 37? how about one amazing rock group :) chevell. they never rhyme lmao and it sounds so awsome.

They're supposed to rhyme.

Yeah I found aout like yesterday, when I saw someone had posted the lyrics to it. His is way funnier.

thats fucked up lol

dear diary today was a great day me and the ex are getting along fine i think il cope with her new man eventually we'll meet for dinner and a drop of wine ive made an effort to look good for her and my new clothes seem to fit ok chat tomorrow diary love OJ

Someone agree that us people suck. No thanks.

@tb8202 *sarcasm* Haha. I know where u stole that joke from

Dear Diary Today is a great day Everyone wants to hang I'll get a shower, and then I'll get dressed Then go hang with gang But first I must decide.. should I play dice or go hoop Ya know I think I'll probably just gamble -Lil Snupe

football players don't float well ! just a fun fact !!

cough cough *songs dont have to rhyme*

he looks wierd here

christopher reeves fell off his horse and got paralized, marvin gayes father shot him (i think), and rodney king was a black kid that got pulled out of his car and got kicked to death by cops. Cruel but funny