You can try this "fun challenge" for yourself. Stellaris is Completely FREE this Weekend from June 20th-24th! Get it here: play.stellaris.com/Valefisk

@schiz5829

12 күн бұрын

"fun challenge" I ahvent even watched the video and I know its not gonna be fun for the people around you lmfao

@antonagrill4310

12 күн бұрын

I’d like to but my gaming computer is a old hp 11 that runs windows 10

@antonagrill4310

12 күн бұрын

It runs muck like a slideshow

@thegeneralissimo6172

12 күн бұрын

honestly i would be down to have another video of this, but this time it not just the scourge its ALL of the crisis at once

@THETRUEANONYMOUSONE845

12 күн бұрын

please give us the un cut vid please

It is pretty subversive for them to make a game called "Campaign of North Africa" take place in space and be called something different

@dizzy_eevee

12 күн бұрын

based EAST enjoyer

@tombnomb2938

12 күн бұрын

actually so bizarre fr fr

@robocop1279

12 күн бұрын

When is that campaign of north Africa vid coming? I'd love to see how horrible it is, there has to be some terrible secret about it for it to be used as a wepon like civ beyond earth

@FilthyCasualty

12 күн бұрын

@@robocop1279 It’s complex and supposedly takes like 2 months to finish a single game of. That in itself already sounds pretty terrible.

@bottomtempo

12 күн бұрын

i read submissive bottom brain moment

Can you believe it chat? CNA just a week away!

@ZephyrTM101

12 күн бұрын

Every time someone says it, you-know-what gets pushed back another week, stop saying it! XD

@cookie_jar706

12 күн бұрын

@@ZephyrTM101 CNA, just a week away! I am so excited by this news!

@andrew6341

12 күн бұрын

just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week just one more week

@FilthyCasualty

12 күн бұрын

CNA in a week. Woohoo! I am so happy about this information.

@Obamalover88

12 күн бұрын

​@@ZephyrTM101JUST A WEEK AWAY! WOW!

The campaign calls, Mr. Fisk. You can't avoid it forever.

@nakarilexfortaine2897

12 күн бұрын

Ah, yes, Africa. The only place safe from Spiderman and Daredevil.

@mousesteam7882

12 күн бұрын

@@nakarilexfortaine2897 But not from Capitalism. Only Spaace is free of that.

@Captain-J-Amadaeus

12 күн бұрын

@@nakarilexfortaine2897The first Spider-person was an African god, not even Africa can escape him.

Paradox interactive just has Vale on speed dial at this point

@Unlimitedpooowwwwwaaaaa

12 күн бұрын

Just a giant cockroach button in their office that summons him

@Mamorufumio

12 күн бұрын

@@Unlimitedpooowwwwwaaaaayeah it’s along side the following buttons let’s game it out’s button, the plague doctor button, the spiffing Brit button, the amphibian button and a button for hazzor.

@Unlimitedpooowwwwwaaaaa

12 күн бұрын

@@Mamorufumio they just get sucked up into the office through giant tubes from the floor

@Infinite_Archive

12 күн бұрын

​@@MamorufumioAnd the Door Monster button!

@OutbackCatgirl

11 күн бұрын

paradox is under the impression that valefisk prints money for them

If video time is proportionally linked to development then campaign for north africa is about to be a week long marathon

@naplockblubba5369

12 күн бұрын

Considering that's how long it takes to play the game that'd make sense EDIT: Wait I was wrong, it's about a month not a week

@WPope

12 күн бұрын

Isnt it 1 month of constant play?​@@naplockblubba5369

@thatdamncrow9197

11 күн бұрын

@@naplockblubba5369more like a year or 2

@RedShocktrooperRST

11 күн бұрын

Does a game of CNA really take as long as the actual North African Campaign or something?

@nishatelya7576

11 күн бұрын

Longer than the Beverly Hills review

2 in a week? Goddamn we're getting treated here

@mryeast101

11 күн бұрын

He wants to distract us from Campaign for North Africa

@mihael64

11 күн бұрын

Spoiling us fr

@mihael64

11 күн бұрын

​@@mryeast101The CNA video is imminent

@elsgare8485

11 күн бұрын

Nice pfp.

@arkane1732

11 күн бұрын

@@elsgare8485 brother

ANOTHER UPLOAD SO SOON??? explodes into a fine mist. thank you.

@minimaster22

12 күн бұрын

First of the month valefisk when ?!?!?

@commandershortsight

12 күн бұрын

AND ITS STELLARIS WOOOOOOOO

@FilthyCasualty

12 күн бұрын

*Blows up Saucysphinx with mind*

@monapump2635

12 күн бұрын

chamber must edit fast

@madelynhesson

11 күн бұрын

omg the real saucysphinx !!

"IT" BECKONS YOU VALE. YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE IT.

@levfox

10 күн бұрын

"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!"

@cmmpr111

10 күн бұрын

THE FINNISH HAVE MOVED TO AFRICA, VALE.

Imagine if Paradox sponsors you with the condition that you play CNA for the next video. Then your friends have no excuse.

@ZKP314

12 күн бұрын

Then watch Vale play the part of CoD 2 set in the North African Campaign.

@How_Do_I_Set_a_Username

11 күн бұрын

@@ZKP314 thatd be a pretty rad bait and switch

@SchrodingerMil

11 күн бұрын

Iirc, Dyno or someone said they already filmed it a long time ago.

@Rebateman

11 күн бұрын

@@SchrodingerMil well then, Paradox could sponsor the editors

@bananabuns1369

11 күн бұрын

​@@ZKP314 i wouldnt be mad honestly, i still think about price yelling at macgregor for being a crap driver

Vale that is why we want the uncut version so we can listen to your silly jokes for ten times as long

@finnsharma6331

12 күн бұрын

Even better would be uncut campaign for north Africa so we can just live out entire lives watching your content/s

@i-papiseacucumberi-3278

11 күн бұрын

Just hear these guys ramble and succumb to brainrot for hours. It'd be fun

@LlamasAtMidnight

8 күн бұрын

Yeah, I want to my brain to be rotten along with theirs

@finnsharma6331

8 күн бұрын

@@i-papiseacucumberi-3278 this is exactly whayt we all want

I was gonna say this is valefisk with the power of an editor but then I realized chamber is quite literally the worst person to send 300+GB files to

@OutbackCatgirl

11 күн бұрын

just imagine what chamber will do with the campaign for North Africa

Severe lack of spreadsheets in this CNA video.

You can't run away from the Campaign for North Africa Valefisk

You can't keep running Vale, The campaign for Africa claims all

@finnsharma6331

12 күн бұрын

He is trying to compensate not having it out by giving us more other videos

There's an option that allows you to force a custom made empire you made to spawn in every game you make. This carries over into multiplayer. This is important because you can then use the slider that decides the amount of empires that spawn in conjunction to force the spawning of only Devouring Swarms, Fanatic Purifiers, Necrophages, Criminal Corps, Barbaric Despoilers, Driven Assimilators, and a Determined Exterminator (only one though because they'll ally each other and that's way more problematic than a couple bandits allying).

@Endless-fire

11 күн бұрын

The DA and the DE can ally too. Same with the BD or CC if they are a robot empire.

@gaylordzapikowski9053

11 күн бұрын

@@Endless-fire In my experience the DA and DE haven't been very friendly to one another, but maybe the Machine Age changed how that worked? And if you're particularly concerned about BD/CC going robo there are ways to force certain ascension paths on AI empires using the origins, either way that's a problem for the mid-late game.

@Endless-fire

10 күн бұрын

@@gaylordzapikowski9053 DE have a -1,000 opinion of organic main species, and a +100 to machine intelligences (bar rogue servitors who get a -200) MI also get a +30 to each other. So a DE likes DA distastes RS and is neutral to non gestalt robots. Btw one of the best interactions is RS to DE, since RS HATE DE.

You cannot escape campaign for North Africa vale

Valefisk can upload as quick as he wants, the campaign is lurking

"Send help" he says at 350 hrs. Meanwhile I'm sitting at just shy of 4k hrs....

@lucifersatan8240

11 күн бұрын

2395 myself. :)

@heartysquid

11 күн бұрын

Yeah but you guys are beyond help

@lucifersatan8240

11 күн бұрын

@@heartysquid the galaxy in any game we load into certainty is! :D

@sixscratch8852

10 күн бұрын

700 hours and the first time I completed a game was with cosmogenesis because ACOT and broke all ongoing saves B)

@deci2723

10 күн бұрын

You've spent half a fucking year playing stellaris?

We're still waiting for TCFNA video Vale, you can't keep it from us any longer

2:39 Looks like someone didn't plan around influence. You SHOULD have used "Slingshot to the stars". This origin starts you next to a ruined megastructure that once restored can fling you from one end of the galaxy to the other. The origin also makes it easier to colonize systems far from home, something which is absurdly difficult otherwise. An alternative plan would be militarist psychic origin, eating the entire galaxy yourself before the crisis even got the chance. Psychic start is famously broken.

@theorixlux2605

10 күн бұрын

Good points, then again, with a name like the Democratic Confederation of Innocent Civilians, I don't think Vale was planning that far ahead.

@Delmworks

9 күн бұрын

I don’t think you’re beating a crisis even with a psy-boosted started

Vale is uploading at a SCARY rate. At this point I expect the CFNA video by like next week.

@maciejbala477

9 күн бұрын

just wait for him to now not upload for like 5 months. It's Vale after all

i feel like slingshot + pre-ftl + scintillating skin lithoid + hivemind is the best plan for this idea insane scouting speed, zero reliance on hyperlanes, basically zero influence cost for taking outposts - you'll have colonies in every corner of the galaxy before the crisis spawns. some of your hive will die, but at least one world will be in the perfect location!

@roboticgamer8990

11 күн бұрын

with the right rng you could actually make an immortal empire with this build if you can get to the isolated pre ftl world associated with the chosen star cluster

@lucifersatan8240

11 күн бұрын

@@roboticgamer8990 then you can beat the scourge at 2600 with a million repeatable techs.

Cannot Escape your fate Mister Valefisk you will be the first person to finish the campaign for north Africa the dessert war 1940-43

@dumplechan

11 күн бұрын

Even bloodied than the Chicken War between General Tso and Colonel Sanders...was the Dessert War.

This feels like Futurama humor where they take something normal, make it slightly futuristic and add space to the name

@timothymclean

12 күн бұрын

Campaign for Space Africa

@pravkdey

11 күн бұрын

Voyage for Africa Prime

>make nice bowl of meatball >check youtube front page to see what to watch while i eat >yay new falevisk video >4 minutes in > poo noise spam

@FooFoo4230

11 күн бұрын

A singular meatball? Was it good? What seasoning did you put on it?

@srennelamirez643

11 күн бұрын

​@@FooFoo4230 air seasoning

@levfox

10 күн бұрын

That one meatball from Voices of the Void.

The drama teacher at my school almost fell over when I easily new everything about the metamorphoses, she was less impressed when I awkwardly explained I only knew this due to a random guy on KZread. So that’s how Vale has influence my week.

@finnsharma6331

12 күн бұрын

I managed to get a drama trip to watch a production of metamorphosis because of vale

@Unlimitedpooowwwwwaaaaa

12 күн бұрын

God damn legend

Man I cant wait for the new feature film from Warner bros. "Campaign for North Africa" I can barely believe its only a week away guys!

The voices ... Are singing to Teddy

Fun fact: the base influence cap is 1000. Vale was never getting that kinder egg.

@lucifersatan8240

11 күн бұрын

And you can never increase this cap. Don't even know of any mods that do so.

@sagadeathwitch

8 күн бұрын

@@lucifersatan8240 I know one of the mods in my playset does, so it is possible. It's just not something that you'd ever really reach normally with everything demanding influence, so why bother.

i agree with the rain thing, even fibre optic cables underground have to send signals to a satallite somewhere down the line, and if its bad weather around it can mess stuff up, it happens around here *near glasgow* in the uk

Surprised no one tried having the psion origin (being a vassal of a fallen empire) would've at least been able to hold everything off for a bit.

"to download that Civ footage" ooooh, another Civ video soon? hype giga hype

the classical music picking up at 12:30 freaked me out, thought it was like the voices in Teddy's head

From One Invasion To The Next

@Minty7602

12 күн бұрын

If only you could invade North Africa (sorry I’m just dying for it)

Vale says no to CNA because it is suffering, but that's exactly why we want it. There's a reason this video has #pain you have cultivated an audience of sadists

Oh mister valefisk, may i request the campain of north africa video you have promised use.

Vales just dishing out the backlog to keep us entertained whilst he plays Campaign for North Africa and makes the others suffer the most they ever have.

3:07 "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway" - A. S. Tanenbaum

Imagine waking up one day and just hearing your thoughts all in the Microsoft SAM voice.

My favorite game of Stellaris I've ever played was when I teamed up with a buddy who had INSANE production. he was assimilating every planet he could, and was a threat to everyone else. I happened to have the strongest military. I also happened to be so far over my fleet limit that I was producing over 230 energy per turn and still was over 100 negative. we proceeded to steamroll everyone.

Vale, you may be able to give us a ton of content, BUT WE WILL NOT FORGET ABOUT CNA

the campaign calls thee, vale of fisk

10:20 I also start humming crazy frog whenever someone says "what's going on?"

7:50 you know what mentioning drg will do. ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

@tacoterrorizer1862

12 күн бұрын

ROCK AND STONE

@kolman3178

11 күн бұрын

Rock And Stone

@garretthurt1529

11 күн бұрын

Rock and stone! To the bone!

@doggolover9063

11 күн бұрын

For Karl!

@NovelPond

11 күн бұрын

Stone.

Campaign for North Africa when?

Another video?! We’re eating good! It’s not campaign for North Africa but it will do!

the campaign calls fisk, stop running, the snail may be slow but it will always follow

Valefisk running from Campaign for North Africa video like his life depends on it. And he’s getting away

I can't believe he's planning on uploading 4 videos in June, considering CNA just a week away!

Valefisk would upload anything expect Campaign of North Africa XD

@theorixlux2605

10 күн бұрын

Does that make an only fans video more likely than CNA?

Two valefisk videos? In one week? No way!! (read this in the magic school bus tune)

You may think that two uploads in such a short time may save you. But instead it makes us hungrier. North Africa calls Vale, North Africa calls...

You can't run away from it vale.

North Africa calls you, Mr. Fisk. You can only run for so long.

VALEFISK MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!! I started watching your channel because of your Stellaris videos back in the day, and it's still one of my absolute favourite games ever. I'm so hype for this

Only 337 hours in the game, this man has not experienced the full depth of depravity available at 1200 hours

14:38 did not expect the Nebulous screenshot

The voices

What's insane is that I'm pretty sure the Virtual rush build could actually survive this.

Imagine if we go to space and it turns out this is the scenario Milky Way finds itself in 💀

Valefisk, I beg of you to stop spoiling us with uploads

Chamber and his iconic 6 PM nap.

Another video so soon, I just binged all your videos a week ago. I feel as an emperor, on a golden throne

Two videos this close together is a godsend!!!

Lathland pulled up, yawned and said naw it’s to easy

Fun fact: Teddy’s schizophrenia sounds like Skype TTS straight from 2008. The lore expands

absolutely in love with Vale's new upload schedule, just waiting for it to turn back to the 1 video per month.

0:35 times that my ten and you’ll have my numbers, those are rookie numbers

There is a youtuber called doctor4t making a video called "What if minecraft was a space exploration game" and its right below this video on my subscription page its so funny

@colincrew1857

12 күн бұрын

Trans gener

Loved this content! You guys really should do more stellaris :)

Simply amazing. I wish you posted more technical videos as well though explaining more issues that came with the project

No views in 13 seconds. He fell off

one week is 168 hours that's about 10% of a campaign for north africa game. you could complete a full game of campaign for north africa in a mere 3-4 months of continual play :)

17:53 "He's doing a Great Library rush..." As I'm playing Civ 5. Building the Great Library... Hmmm...

Just in time! Thanks for the video

2 VALEFISK VIDEOS IN A WEEK WTF LETS GO i love it when the first 5 minutes of the video is just on the title screen bc just how funny it was while waiting on the title screen that he had to add it in the video 🤣

I always see a velfisk upload a few days later and i love every upload

Two videos within one single week, this is amazing!

Valefisk Stellaris video? damn, Christmas came early

"The fanatic purifiers have declared war on me", yeah that's kind of what they do. Its their whole schtick.

Holy shit, 2 uploads in a week? Don’t burn yourself out Vale

NEW VALE UPLOAD LETS GOOOO

Didn't expect my favorite game in a valefisk video xD

It is the year of Valefisk and I am here for it

Oh cool, I love a good Valefisk Campaign of Space Africa video!

This is probably the furst time ive ever checked out a sponsored product and ive been adicted to it ever since thanks for taking away all my freetime and allowing me to negelct my responsibilities

Thanks for the link! Been wanting to try this game for a while!

@theorixlux2605

10 күн бұрын

Go easy! Do an RP run first

yooooo wakeup new valefisk video dropped!!

Another amazing and hilarious video Valefisk :D

I broke my hand the other day and have been in a pretty bad mood, but your videos can always make me laugh

Vale I'm still waiting for the 3 hour CNA video so I can finally subscribe to your highest Patreon and watch the full uncut 16 hour version as well. The people call for progress!

I was about to go to sleep but new Valefisk video

Just found your channel. I like how you color the text and explain what stuff is. Vary nice also I love stellaris so please play more

Its always a good day if valefisk upload about pain and suffering to his friends

Right as I finished playing stellaris with my buddies, nice !

I love how vale won through pure luck and couldn't even pull off his strategy

i actually jumped in the air when i saw a new video so soon

you know 9 is a great number, it's 3 raised to the power of 2. Vale also has the 'power' to play campaign for north africa and 'raise' his friendships :)

Valefisk stellaris video!? LETS FRICKIN GOO🎉