Where’s our Copy Pasta pookie bear guy?

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Eugene... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the keyboard, and that gorgeous mouse movement. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the computer, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left LCS and and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 2015, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2012-2014 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2015 you made history happen. You came back to destroy TSM and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "COUNTER LOGIC GAMING, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of League of Legends and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Eugene park.🫶

@efandwin

Ай бұрын

TODAY WAS A BUSY DAY FOR ME

17:15 "seraphine wave clear... nice champ design riot" *throws out hwei QE*

I felt so sorry for DL watching this happen live XD

hard R making a comeback I see... lmao

@Aradalf

Ай бұрын

The vibes have shifted.

@Requeola

Ай бұрын

Womp womp softie

@ChessHistorian

Ай бұрын

Our language is healing from the woke scourge.

@russellmoynihan5067

Ай бұрын

That's not what "Hard R" is lol

@davidlauderdale7147

11 күн бұрын

Racist loser.

The difference between Po laughing and having fun and DL whining and saying the R word is crazy

@gabrielmachado8203

Ай бұрын

ur saying that like po would not talk shit about a bad jungle lol

@omletecrayola

Ай бұрын

At least he wouldnt slur like that

17:06 dude says this while playing hwei.

Sometimes I think DL is a lil special himself, like no shit 2 item udyr beats zed

DL just casually dropping r*****?

dang does DL just casually drop the r-word now? :(

@blanketsjack

Ай бұрын

thats what years of league will do to you. straight brain rot

@taden8544

Ай бұрын

boohoo man used word and now im sad ;(

@kaiselkamish9904

Ай бұрын

I mean...

@sniggleboots

Ай бұрын

"boohoo man asked question on internet and now im sad ;(". Just asking bro

@ColeGude09

Ай бұрын

@@taden8544 You're a low quality troll lol

Ew double lift is gross he still uses the r word. YIKES

Idk y everyone is so pressed dl said the r word

@jakedaniels-mt1gr

Ай бұрын

its cause ppl like t1 and sodapoppin have been saying it the whole time but dl picking it up randomly feels like the weird kid in school trying to fit in by saying edgy stuff lol

@Jordidwaard

27 күн бұрын

Because its 2024 and you have to be omega woke to be allowed on the internet, words are as destructive as guns according to this generation.