Stealing Food

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A music video for the song "Stealing Food" by Jay Foreman made by the University of York Film-making Society
www.yorkfilm.co.uk
www.jayforeman.co.uk
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  • @arri6267
    @arri62674 жыл бұрын

    This is the same person who taught me about how the uk parliament works

  • @fischX

    @fischX

    3 жыл бұрын

    Knowing how the uk parliament works and becoming a food snatching anarchist is basically the same.

  • @Pan_Torcha

    @Pan_Torcha

    3 жыл бұрын

    yep

  • @gamingx5750

    @gamingx5750

    3 жыл бұрын

    Norris is not a pptato

  • @tday1981

    @tday1981

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aa

  • @PalkkiTT

    @PalkkiTT

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gamingx5750 Said by a person who can't spell Boris or potato. Very convincing.

  • @451asians
    @451asians4 жыл бұрын

    'Run away-ing without paying" is a criminally underrated line

  • @yttrium7599

    @yttrium7599

    3 жыл бұрын

    Finally, someone who gets it

  • @longdeadchannel8311

    @longdeadchannel8311

    3 жыл бұрын

    My man, people have been praising that line for 12 years.

  • @expansionpack4485

    @expansionpack4485

    2 жыл бұрын

    Literally criminal.

  • @SpilledSprite

    @SpilledSprite

    2 жыл бұрын

    *CRIMINALLY* underrated

  • @n1thmusic229

    @n1thmusic229

    2 жыл бұрын

    criminally indeed

  • @hannes1734
    @hannes17347 жыл бұрын

    THAT's where his grandma got her food from!

  • @elia3136

    @elia3136

    6 жыл бұрын

    Note: it's a reference to kzread.info/dash/bejne/dJOMz7emYbazopM.html.

  • @alexanimations1168

    @alexanimations1168

    5 жыл бұрын

    The Hartford warehouse?

  • @michalproducktionstrains7146

    @michalproducktionstrains7146

    5 жыл бұрын

    Good do more of things im form 2020

  • @michalproducktionstrains7146

    @michalproducktionstrains7146

    5 жыл бұрын

    Rip grama

  • @1BarnetTE.

    @1BarnetTE.

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@alexanimations1168 It is the Hatfield Ocado Warehouse probably not the "Hatford Warehouse"

  • @FakePale
    @FakePale4 жыл бұрын

    Now this is a weird episode of Unfinished London

  • @GumSkyloard

    @GumSkyloard

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@FakePale It's not Unfinished London you goof, it's Map Men.

  • @RearedThree

    @RearedThree

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gum Skyloard you utter fool, it's definitely Politics Unboringed

  • @bogdanserban3792

    @bogdanserban3792

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GumSkyloard Exactly. That's what I wanted to say.

  • @IdaeChop

    @IdaeChop

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mario38ize No, this is singing one syllable off

  • @paciic

    @paciic

    3 жыл бұрын

    Unfinished London: Security is too low

  • @esthergennn
    @esthergennn7 жыл бұрын

    He risked it for the biscuit when no one else did.

  • @chrise7180

    @chrise7180

    7 жыл бұрын

    We be living in 2017 while he living in 3017

  • @bengardner2363

    @bengardner2363

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jeff Jones there's a bandicoot a-boot

  • @Ida-xe8pg

    @Ida-xe8pg

    6 жыл бұрын

    10 years later

  • @mrgamerlion9591

    @mrgamerlion9591

    5 жыл бұрын

    No 10017

  • @Majinsonicsudios7025

    @Majinsonicsudios7025

    2 жыл бұрын

    Stealing Food!

  • @matthewmccallion3311
    @matthewmccallion33114 жыл бұрын

    1) Why is this only coming up on my feed now? 2) How have you not aged in 11 years??!!

  • @morganreading1127

    @morganreading1127

    3 жыл бұрын

    Typical KZread- Here’s a song we thing you’ll like from nearly 13 years ago

  • @jonesaviation1116

    @jonesaviation1116

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s his grandmas food

  • @identity_undetermined

    @identity_undetermined

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Feed"

  • @bloob9408

    @bloob9408

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was born looking like that, he will always look like that. Jay Foreman's face is eternal.

  • @Rbjorgen

    @Rbjorgen

    3 жыл бұрын

    Huh,

  • @Kovukingsrod
    @Kovukingsrod4 жыл бұрын

    This song genuinely makes me so happy

  • @pigeon1426

    @pigeon1426

    4 жыл бұрын

    He knows, shit

  • @lukebater-watson1781

    @lukebater-watson1781

    3 жыл бұрын

    lovee thus

  • @dantran160

    @dantran160

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not as happy as stealing food though

  • @Hh-sp3fh

    @Hh-sp3fh

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh hey kovu

  • @beveragebrit

    @beveragebrit

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @intelligentshitpastinginc
    @intelligentshitpastinginc7 жыл бұрын

    I love how it starts of as just pinching your friend's food, then it progressively gets more and more serious/illegal.

  • @svetlanaorekhova1223

    @svetlanaorekhova1223

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah. and if you start thinking about all the food they destroy every day. there's so much food on the planet and still, there are people starving. so why not take it and give it to the hungry. fuck the system!

  • @beepboopbobop

    @beepboopbobop

    4 жыл бұрын

    WELL DONE, YOU UNDERSTAND THE JOKE!

  • @beepboopbobop

    @beepboopbobop

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Svetlana Orekhova that’s not what this song is about

  • @daandanx

    @daandanx

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was about to comment the exact same thing

  • @CallyGem

    @CallyGem

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@svetlanaorekhova1223 Yay a tumblrina/rabid redditor watching the point fly way over their head.

  • @romawar
    @romawar4 жыл бұрын

    Jay in 2008: *Stealing food* Jay in 2019: *M A P M E N* (eating maps)

  • @1degabyte238

    @1degabyte238

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably stole that map

  • @TaylesTheTrainspotter

    @TaylesTheTrainspotter

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Spanishguy yaaaaa

  • @elijaha773

    @elijaha773

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait, don't you mean eating food and stealing maps?

  • @jeffkaye2709

    @jeffkaye2709

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stealing maps Stealing maps Stealing maps maps maps Read while singing this song

  • @asheep7797

    @asheep7797

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@1degabyte238 Geo Now doesn't count.

  • @donutdude1934
    @donutdude19343 жыл бұрын

    I thought I'd do some interpreting for non-European audiences. Chips = Known as "fries" to Americans. Biscuit = Unlike American biscuits, which are soft and craggy, biscuits in the UK are more uniform in shape and pretty similar to cookies. Sometimes they're coated in chocolate. Jumper = A sweater. A1(M) = The designation given to a series of four separate motorway sections in England. Hatfield = A town located in the county of Hertfordshire, England. Lorry = Known as a "truck" to Americans. Sainsbury's = Major supermarket chain in the UK. Nik Naks = Brand name of a British corn-based snack that's similar to Crunchy Cheetos (but with non-cheese flavors). There is also a South African snack with the same name with similar features. Hobnobs = See "Biscuit"; Hobnobs is a brand name. Volez les... = French for "Steal the..." Vol-au-vent = Hollow puff pastry with a savory creamy filling. It's pretty similar to chicken pot pie. Doesn't always have chicken; it can be filled with ham, mushrooms, salmon, etc. Lurpak = Danish brand name of butter. Snack a Jacks = Flavored discs of puffed rice, made by Quaker. If you're familiar with Quaker brand Rice Cakes in North America, they're pretty similar. Jaffa Cakes = Biscuit-sized cakes made of layers of Genoise sponge cake, orange flavored jam, and a chocolate coating. Penguins = A chocolate-based snack that is similar to Australian "Tim Tams." Jay Foreman says to "pick up the Penguins," referencing the official slogan, "P...P...P...Pick up a...Penguin." Yum-Yums = A type of glazed donut that is long and twisted, instead of round with a hole in the middle. Sweeties = From what I can tell, this is just a generic term, like "Candy."

  • @safetyinstructor

    @safetyinstructor

    3 жыл бұрын

    In germany Yum Yum is known as Chinese instant noodles often eaten raw by children

  • @nikolairostov3326

    @nikolairostov3326

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for helping our American brothers.

  • @etr1182

    @etr1182

    3 жыл бұрын

    Besides some of the specific branded foods, most Americans are used to these terms. Still want to thank you for the penguins though.

  • @ryledra6372

    @ryledra6372

    3 жыл бұрын

    Are we seriously going to let him call Jaffa Cakes cakes?

  • @nintenjoe38

    @nintenjoe38

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ryledra6372 yes because they are cakes

  • @GobindSKapoor
    @GobindSKapoor6 жыл бұрын

    Why isn't this in Eurovision, it should have one.

  • @hucnganh

    @hucnganh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gobind Kapoor Brexit.

  • @battery1707

    @battery1707

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hucnganh yeah but UK is still in europe just not EU

  • @weckar

    @weckar

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hucnganh Australia

  • @CJT3X

    @CJT3X

    4 жыл бұрын

    What should it have one of? 🧐

  • @GobindSKapoor

    @GobindSKapoor

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@CJT3X one of these

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam3 жыл бұрын

    1:52 the dark origin of Map Men

  • @davidmella1174

    @davidmella1174

    3 жыл бұрын

    Youre right.... This is their first ever map. And theyre using it for an organized crime. Great start.

  • @anawesomepet

    @anawesomepet

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@davidmella1174 he painstakingly drew this fake map only for Geography Now! to use this as well.

  • @murrayisarobot
    @murrayisarobot11 жыл бұрын

    this song has spoken to me in so many ways since I started university

  • @rileybagnall2250

    @rileybagnall2250

    4 жыл бұрын

    oof

  • @Jayzonny

    @Jayzonny

    2 жыл бұрын

    allow me to just hop into the thread

  • @asheep7797

    @asheep7797

    2 жыл бұрын

    You like 1. Stealing Food From Friends 2. Stealing Food From The Night 3. Stealing Food From The Shops 4. Stealing Food From The Lorry 5. Stealing Food From The Warehouse Got It.

  • @SomeRandomPiggo

    @SomeRandomPiggo

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Jayzonny hello commie

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey49967 жыл бұрын

    "If there's ten of you at least" but there are only seven of you...

  • @matthewlewiscomposer

    @matthewlewiscomposer

    7 жыл бұрын

    Shhhhhh.....

  • @approachableactive

    @approachableactive

    7 жыл бұрын

    we mostly figure the driver, his boss and the insurance man were in on the job....

  • @MothJosh

    @MothJosh

    7 жыл бұрын

    "Seven" would mess up the word meter. Do you even word? Learn to music.

  • @HMJ66

    @HMJ66

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sev'n.

  • @gregorhodson3741

    @gregorhodson3741

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well, if you consider that only Purple Shirt Guy did anything and everyone else just got in behind him and slowed the whole process down, one person would have been better.

  • @maisondavis267
    @maisondavis2673 жыл бұрын

    Props to Jay for still looking through these comments 12 years later. Also, if you see this Jay then will we be getting more music? I know your into map stuff now but you never know.

  • @JayForeman

    @JayForeman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hello! I use an app that shows me all comments across my channel, no matter how old the video is. There’s no plans to make any more songs for this channel, I’m afraid. Whereas this channel used to be a casual dumping ground for all my videos, live clips and all, it’s now become my full-time job. And I’m afraid I’m compelled by The Algorithm with a capital A to keep this channel for educational map-related videos only. I’ve not given up on my musical comedy though. I’m still gigging and touring, I just won’t be adding clips to this channel anymore. Maybe I’ll start a second channel for music stuff. Haven’t decided yet. And haven’t really written much new stuff in a long time. Keep an eye on my website and twitter for updates on any music stuff I might be working on in the future.

  • @maisondavis267

    @maisondavis267

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JayForeman That sounds amazing! Your music is so fun and entertaining so I will definitely stay tuned. Thank you!

  • @SVoided

    @SVoided

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JayForeman Maybe an idea if you have any comedy videos that are not like Map Men or Unfinished London would be to create a second channel which you could use as a dumping ground. This is just an idea though

  • @user-ig6yr8wf4o

    @user-ig6yr8wf4o

    2 жыл бұрын

    You're* into Sorry.

  • @daluven

    @daluven

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JayForeman would love to see more of your music even if its on a second channel

  • @ryancflam
    @ryancflam3 жыл бұрын

    “Runawaying without paying puts me in a good mood.” Absolute gold of a line.

  • @qurehsun3085
    @qurehsun30857 жыл бұрын

    its come to a point where i don't ask how jay managed to film all this without getting in any trouble

  • @billywhizz09

    @billywhizz09

    7 жыл бұрын

    He did didn't you see the people chasing after him

  • @smallestdragon6730

    @smallestdragon6730

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sanic The Headshot nhe probably paid for it then told them it was for a video

  • @charlierm2229

    @charlierm2229

    6 жыл бұрын

    University film societies are wonderful things

  • @Tyrac235

    @Tyrac235

    6 жыл бұрын

    He didn't get in trouble cuz he hid it in his jumper

  • @tommykl

    @tommykl

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well, considering the dude in the van was Will Seaward...

  • @lewish1114
    @lewish111411 жыл бұрын

    "Run awaying without paying" that's such an awesome line! One of my favourite songs and it suits me so much haha

  • @rileybagnall2250

    @rileybagnall2250

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeet from the future

  • @alfrancisvictorm.sapanta1628

    @alfrancisvictorm.sapanta1628

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same dude

  • @dudemevill1699

    @dudemevill1699

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's cool that youtube comments before were so normal than now.

  • @dexterjettster3683

    @dexterjettster3683

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rileybagnall2250 quit necroposting

  • @Jayzonny

    @Jayzonny

    2 жыл бұрын

    i am just hopping into the thread

  • @katherinedobbs52
    @katherinedobbs524 жыл бұрын

    First verse: nicking from friends for Funsies Last verse: Ocean's Eleven

  • @illusion9423
    @illusion94236 жыл бұрын

    2:29 the new gta looks so realistic

  • @sharcc2511

    @sharcc2511

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ironically GTA V looks better than this

  • @elijaha773

    @elijaha773

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sharcc2511 Controvertial comments like this make me wish the dislike counter still existed.

  • @rainwilson4036

    @rainwilson4036

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@elijaha773 yeah it’s would be cool

  • @Jacobinks

    @Jacobinks

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sharcc2511 Gta looks better, like it runs in 1080p-4K. But isn’t better than this masterpiece of a video and masterpiece of song.

  • @evancowley9566
    @evancowley95667 жыл бұрын

    This is my favourite song from Oliver Twist.

  • @1BarnetTE.

    @1BarnetTE.

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ok

  • @1BarnetTE.

    @1BarnetTE.

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ok

  • @worthyedge9307

    @worthyedge9307

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ok

  • @DrKAli-un5lt

    @DrKAli-un5lt

    4 жыл бұрын

    ok

  • @worthyedge9307

    @worthyedge9307

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ok

  • @ANormalHumanInABigEarth
    @ANormalHumanInABigEarth Жыл бұрын

    The fact that he put a mouthful of butter directly into his gob at 1:12 is a true testiment to how much effort he puts into his art

  • @robertwilloughby8050

    @robertwilloughby8050

    9 ай бұрын

    Butter is quite nice on its own, sometimes! (If I don't have cheese, I like to pretend the salted variant is cheese!)😅

  • @brandonzhou2233

    @brandonzhou2233

    2 ай бұрын

    BUT ITS MARGARINE

  • @axisthefirst
    @axisthefirst2 жыл бұрын

    Petition for Jay to make a remastered version of this song

  • @realname4625

    @realname4625

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nah, it's already perfect

  • @Ihaveagasmask

    @Ihaveagasmask

    Жыл бұрын

    @@realname4625 what about a HD version

  • @realname4625

    @realname4625

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ihaveagasmask nah, it's good enough

  • @yokunaigaming6840
    @yokunaigaming68402 жыл бұрын

    It's weird how Jay can create a nostalgic aura even though I first watched this a year ago.

  • @poi4756

    @poi4756

    2 жыл бұрын

    This song is 6 days older than me

  • @atlantic85
    @atlantic85 Жыл бұрын

    Since this is less than 3 minutes, this could be a brilliant Eurovision entry! Maybe even a winner!

  • @resolvanlemmy

    @resolvanlemmy

    11 ай бұрын

    This would definitely bring the content back to Britain.

  • @iurope4834

    @iurope4834

    Ай бұрын

    its actually 3 minutes and 3 seconds

  • @atlantic85

    @atlantic85

    Ай бұрын

    @@iurope4834 yeah, but the three seconds have no audio

  • @algoprism2833
    @algoprism28336 жыл бұрын

    Costcutter. Jesus, I've stepped into a northern British time capsule..

  • @charlierm2229

    @charlierm2229

    6 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, this video is from 2008. That particular Costcutter is the one in Market Square of the Heslington West campus of the University of York, and it's now a Nisa (as of about 2014)

  • @vvmax4375

    @vvmax4375

    5 жыл бұрын

    Quoting from MapMen “I am from the South of england”

  • @hdtin167

    @hdtin167

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vvmax4375 it says in the description York University

  • @MagnusSkiptonLLC
    @MagnusSkiptonLLC6 жыл бұрын

    2:25 At first I was like, how is he going to steal the van on the passenger side, then I remembered, oh yeah, Britain...

  • @morgankovac3632

    @morgankovac3632

    4 жыл бұрын

    me too!

  • @gingerfool

    @gingerfool

    4 жыл бұрын

    You are both very silly

  • @morgankovac3632

    @morgankovac3632

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gingerfool TRUE!

  • @bogdanserban3792

    @bogdanserban3792

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's what I was thinking the first few times and then I realized .

  • @keany06

    @keany06

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bogdanserban3792 *Realised

  • @harish1105
    @harish110511 ай бұрын

    When this video was uploaded, I had just started university, was dating my first girlfriend, I was thin, and I was lost and confused about the direction my life was going in. Now that first girlfriend is married to someone else, I'm single and overweight, and I'm still lost and confused about the direction my life is going in. Probably because of all the food I stole. Thanks for making me feel so old today, Mr Jay Foreman, sir.

  • @CAlexRPG

    @CAlexRPG

    8 ай бұрын

    This is a story

  • @TheSoulofsweets
    @TheSoulofsweets6 жыл бұрын

    Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food Eating what belongs to others puts me in a good mood Though my friends say that I shouldn't There is nothing that I wouldn't Steal Food, Food, Food, Food, Food I'm a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac While my friends are having dinner is when I like to attack I say "Look, what's that behind you?" And they turn around to see, Then I finish what they're eating and I say "It wasn't me" Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food Cheefing chips and pinching pringles puts me in a good mood Food is so much more delicious if my friends are all suspicious Stealing Food, Food, Food, Food, Food Now, the most efficient way to satisfy your apetite Is to eat from your friend's cupboards in the middle of the night But no matter if you're tempted, you should never take the lot; Leave the packaging behind, remind them what they haven't got Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food When I risk it for a biscuit then I'm in a good mood It's the best of all decisions, going klepto on provisions Steal Food, Food, Food, Food, Food At the local supermarket they've got food on every shelf Simply hide it in your jumper: you can take it for yourself If the camera doesn't see you and you're relatively quick You can fill yourself for days with all the things that you can nick Run away-ing without paying puts me in a good mood With my method, tried and tested, I will never be arrested On the A1 in Hatfield there's warehouse, yes that's right Massive lorryloads of food go in and out all day and night If you're clever with your timings and there's 10 of you, at least You'll be driving home a lorry with a veritable feast Stealing Food Stealing Food Stealing Food, Food, Food Jacking lorryloads from Sainsbury's puts me in a good mood Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing, Stealing Stealing Food, Food, Food, Food, Food Pinch the peanuts, Nick the Nik-Naks, Take the Teabags, Burgle the Beef Burgers Grab the Grape Juice Rob the Rice Cakes Heist the Hob Nobs Vole le Vol Le Vent Lift the Lurpak Snatch the Snack-A-Jacks Jack the Jaffa Cakes Pick up the Penguins Yoink the Yum-Yums Swipe the Sweeties Stealing Food

  • @MisterAppleEsq

    @MisterAppleEsq

    6 жыл бұрын

    Juice rob?

  • @Zestrayswede

    @Zestrayswede

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oughtn't it be "vole le vol-au-vent"

  • @marichat1256

    @marichat1256

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @Polavianus

    @Polavianus

    4 жыл бұрын

    69 likes

  • @RomanG.1918

    @RomanG.1918

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rebooted Spinel this comment didn’t age well

  • @fuiyensiew6043
    @fuiyensiew6043 Жыл бұрын

    this is the exact guy that taught me the history of tower bridge, how political parties work and why the 2d map will never be perfect

  • @GoogleUser-dwcy
    @GoogleUser-dwcy3 жыл бұрын

    I love how you can just hear the smile in his voice at "run awaying without paying puts me in a good mood".

  • @lpsp442
    @lpsp442 Жыл бұрын

    I have but TWO things to say: 1) What a crowbar of nostalgia it is the face to recognise that York Costcutter! It made me realise that I only narrowly missed Jay's time at the uni, as I began my first year in 2010. 😭 2) I recognised Will Seaward as the man in the van! How far back does the gang go?!

  • @p0.c

    @p0.c

    Жыл бұрын

    That is a very narrow margin. That's sad.

  • @obsessivelyoli
    @obsessivelyoli7 жыл бұрын

    Jay looks so young inside that shed 8 years and he still has that talent! :)

  • @bogdanserban3792

    @bogdanserban3792

    4 жыл бұрын

    11 now and still

  • @mic-yg3mw

    @mic-yg3mw

    4 жыл бұрын

    12 years now. Still great.

  • @jdlbusspotter0879

    @jdlbusspotter0879

    3 жыл бұрын

    12 years now

  • @rifwann

    @rifwann

    2 жыл бұрын

    And still looks young..

  • @asheep7797

    @asheep7797

    2 жыл бұрын

    13 years now.

  • @clowntown5220
    @clowntown52204 жыл бұрын

    The year is 2020 now, and I belive this is still the most relevent song

  • @Jayzonny

    @Jayzonny

    2 жыл бұрын

    cool

  • @motherhen6404
    @motherhen64047 жыл бұрын

    Poor Simon, don't know who he is, but I feel bad for mainly him.

  • @ldbonq

    @ldbonq

    4 жыл бұрын

    He gets lots of dairy stolen from him.

  • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

    3 жыл бұрын

    He must be hungry.

  • @lcfcsince2016

    @lcfcsince2016

    2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe Simon has just become dairy intolerant and Jay's doing a favour by eating his dairy foods. 🤔😆😆😆

  • @eclecticdog2k901

    @eclecticdog2k901

    2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe Simon IS a cow 😳

  • @amyshaw893

    @amyshaw893

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm guessing its the Simon Winkler from the credits. I cant tell which of them that is though. Google has a couple of Simon Winklers, including one that looks like he might be in the right age range, but he doesnt really look like anyone in the video

  • @Livin_Fossil
    @Livin_Fossil12 күн бұрын

    I get a warm feeling anytime I watch this. Just something about the low quality of the camera brings nostalgia for a time I never experienced myself.

  • @selimenver89
    @selimenver894 жыл бұрын

    KZread has finally decided to recommend this video from 11 years ago to me

  • @ardeyar8723
    @ardeyar87237 жыл бұрын

    run awaying without paying puts me in a good mood~

  • @FamiWorldFacts
    @FamiWorldFacts3 жыл бұрын

    1:59 Precursor map of Map Men

  • @anawesomepet

    @anawesomepet

    2 жыл бұрын

    Steal Stack

  • @yuvvrajkperson
    @yuvvrajkperson4 жыл бұрын

    We just passed the 12th anniversary of this video. Also who came here from Jay's live stream where he DIDN'T play this despite like 80 requests

  • @GustavoLopes

    @GustavoLopes

    2 жыл бұрын

    Did he say why, or simply ignored the requests? :V

  • @PaulRudd1941
    @PaulRudd19415 жыл бұрын

    This man is the new Roald Dahl. I wish i lived in Egnland so i could visit one of his shows. -From Canada with love.

  • @WJ4321
    @WJ43214 жыл бұрын

    2020: steeling toilet paper

  • @alexanderthegreat4419

    @alexanderthegreat4419

    2 жыл бұрын

    And people paying with toilet paper when people are panic buying. 😂🤣

  • @m1n3c4rt
    @m1n3c4rt2 жыл бұрын

    2:45 love how he starts the next line immediately without a pause because he's in a hurry after realising the guy woke up

  • @KR-KR
    @KR-KR Жыл бұрын

    What a nice historian and youtube teacher, he'd definitely never steal food

  • @elliot7753
    @elliot77533 жыл бұрын

    2:36 let’s take a minute to appreciate this 2000’s young-adult fashion choices

  • @JayForeman

    @JayForeman

    3 жыл бұрын

    I assure you I was just as unfashionable then as I would be wearing those clothes now.

  • @belgianlettuce5409

    @belgianlettuce5409

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JayForeman why you didn't age after almost 13 years?

  • @brumm0m3ntum94

    @brumm0m3ntum94

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Dima grandma’s food

  • @theasandys

    @theasandys

    Жыл бұрын

    @@belgianlettuce5409 Because he’s dead, that’s why

  • @underpussy_

    @underpussy_

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@belgianlettuce5409 I call it the "Silly Semi-Educational KZreadr Effect", be it Tom, Jay or someone else, they're all free from the shackles of aging

  • @unwarym1190
    @unwarym1190 Жыл бұрын

    He still replies to comments on his oldest video from 2008. Respect.

  • @JayForeman

    @JayForeman

    Жыл бұрын

    My KZread Studio App alerts me of the latest comments from across my channel, no matter how old the video is. Responding to comments is a fun way to spend the time if I’m, say, bored on an escalator.

  • @Arnikaaa

    @Arnikaaa

    3 ай бұрын

    @@JayForemana

  • @hexagonist23
    @hexagonist232 жыл бұрын

    I like how the song goes from stealing food from your friends to shoplifting to stealing a van

  • @olbradley
    @olbradley3 жыл бұрын

    The melody and the rhymes on this are legimately great.

  • @zappawench6048
    @zappawench60483 жыл бұрын

    "Pick up the Penguins" cracked me up!

  • @camokarzi8491
    @camokarzi84913 жыл бұрын

    When my strange addiction turns into organised crime

  • @lapizkeeper
    @lapizkeeper5 жыл бұрын

    Why did I suddenly remember this after 4 years 😶 I ain't complainin'! 🤗

  • @vanadium0728
    @vanadium07284 жыл бұрын

    "if there are ten of you at least" There are 7 people

  • @dyenayi

    @dyenayi

    4 ай бұрын

    Not 8?

  • @yeetusfetusdeletus
    @yeetusfetusdeletus2 ай бұрын

    on a recent school trip students were able to do a musical performance. we did this song while doing some acting. i can now flex that our performance was the teachers' favourite.

  • @eoghan.5003
    @eoghan.50034 жыл бұрын

    2:14 I feel like if Jay had made the song later in his career the "stealing"s would have gone on for much longer for comedic effect.

  • @CaKerBaKer101
    @CaKerBaKer1014 жыл бұрын

    This song came out 12 years and I can’t believe it took me long years to find out about this new debut song lol. 😝

  • @simonjoelwarkentin7087
    @simonjoelwarkentin70873 жыл бұрын

    I thought "risk it for a bisquit" was the best rhime in history of music until, some seconds later, I heard "runawaying without paying".

  • @timsmith3346
    @timsmith33467 жыл бұрын

    There are so many words for theft!

  • @zooblestyx
    @zooblestyx3 жыл бұрын

    I hesitated at first, but "heist the hob-nobs" won me over.

  • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
    @SamiTheAnxiousBean Жыл бұрын

    it's been years since I've seen this *It's still great*

  • @Radar_of_the_Stars
    @Radar_of_the_Stars Жыл бұрын

    I keep returning to this song, it's so good

  • @discussionprojectk6969
    @discussionprojectk69697 жыл бұрын

    Your music is so great! :))

  • @jasonepelasso6198
    @jasonepelasso61984 жыл бұрын

    Why the hell did this appear in my recommend?? Not gonna I don’t mind that much, this is a banger

  • @Frazzled_V3
    @Frazzled_V34 жыл бұрын

    0:00 the map legend was born

  • @westheriault3797
    @westheriault37972 жыл бұрын

    Early KZread is wild to look back on.

  • @westheriault3797

    @westheriault3797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Which is to say this is very good, and I'm glad I found it through the map men and unfinished London stuff!!

  • @toxicity7658
    @toxicity76586 жыл бұрын

    I watch this directly after stealing food from the fridge at night.

  • @thailandball8074
    @thailandball80744 ай бұрын

    from a comedy singer to my geography teacher

  • @diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs
    @diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs4 жыл бұрын

    Oh my bloody goodness. I was watching a live version of this and I want to this exact video and it actually made the music actually made sense and is not ''Stealing food eating'' then ''Jack the Jaffa Cakes'', it was actually good

  • @user-oc3sl4to9m

    @user-oc3sl4to9m

    4 жыл бұрын

    Please English speak

  • @botigamer9011
    @botigamer90114 жыл бұрын

    2008 Jay: I love to steal food 2019 Jay: Pretend that you are happy so you won't think about how miserable life is

  • @simonjoelwarkentin7087
    @simonjoelwarkentin70874 жыл бұрын

    "Runnawaying" is my new favorite word

  • @hexachordal
    @hexachordal16 жыл бұрын

    bloody marvellous! Biscuits all round.

  • @mickbird2814
    @mickbird28142 жыл бұрын

    With the way prices are going we'll all be doing it. Genius

  • @Testgeraeusch
    @Testgeraeusch3 жыл бұрын

    This song still hold up well after a dozen years.

  • @Darkneena1
    @Darkneena114 жыл бұрын

    Great song, I've been showing this to all my friends and we've all become addicted to the song.

  • @pitedapollo6175

    @pitedapollo6175

    4 жыл бұрын

    Next come the grand theft

  • @baffling_bookworm
    @baffling_bookworm2 жыл бұрын

    I recently discovered the “unfinished London” series and was looking for the first episode. Instead I find this masterpiece.

  • @Shadowhite
    @Shadowhite4 жыл бұрын

    Over a decade later and this is still excellent 👍

  • @longdeadchannel8311
    @longdeadchannel83113 жыл бұрын

    Hard to conceive how long ago this was, yet also how recent it was.

  • @griffintattongeyer2949
    @griffintattongeyer2949 Жыл бұрын

    Please stand for the anthem of all colleges students

  • @SDPiano
    @SDPiano2 жыл бұрын

    Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food Eating what belongs to others Puts me in a good mood Though my friends say that I shouldn't There is nothing that I wouldn't Steal, food, food, food, food, food I'm a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac While my friends are having dinner Is when I like to attack I say "look, what’s that behind you?" And they turn around to see Then I finish what they're eating And I say it wasn't me Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food Chiefing chips and pinching Pringles Puts me in a good mood Food is so much more delicious If my friends are all suspicious Stealing food, food, food, food, food Now, the most efficient way To satisfy your appetite Is to eat from your friends’ cupboards In the middle of the night But no matter if you’re tempted You should never take the lot Leave the packaging behind Remind them what they haven’t got Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food When I risk it for a biscuit Then I'm in a good mood It's the best of all decisions Going klepto on provisions Stealing food, food, food, food, food At the local supermarket They've got food on every shelf Simply hide it in your jumper You can take it for yourself If the camera doesn't see you And you're relatively quick You can fill yourself for days With all the things that you can nick Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food Run-away-ing without paying Puts me in a good mood With my method tried and tested I will never be arrested Stealing food, food, food, food, food On the A1(M) in Hatfield There’s a warehouse, yes that’s right Massive lorry-loads of food Go in and out all day and night If you’re clever with your timing And there’s ten of you at least You’ll be driving home a lorry With a veritable feast Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food Jacking lorryloads from Sainsburys Puts me in a good mood Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing Food, food, food, food, food Pinch the peanuts Nick the Nik Naks Take the teabags Burgle the beef burgers Grab the grape juice Rob the rice cakes Heist the Hobnobs Volez les vol-au-vents Lift the Lurpak Snatch the Snack a Jacks Jack the Jaffa Cakes Pick up the Penguins Yoink the yum-yums Swipe the sweeties Stealing food

  • @speedydragon12

    @speedydragon12

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice thx

  • @ItsKyltii
    @ItsKyltii4 ай бұрын

    I like how the music video progresses from Jay being a petty food stealer who takes food from his friends until it goes to him shoplifting and then hijacking a whole vehicle full of food

  • @rhysodunloe2463
    @rhysodunloe246319 күн бұрын

    The food truck heist reminds me of a court case our class witnessed when we visited the district court. The defendant and his buddies were accused of stealing crates of empty bottles from the beverage delivery truck parked in the back of the supermarket and returned them in the very same store to get the deposit paid out. Only catch in their brilliant plan was that on the other side of the street, in plain sight of the delivery entrance is a police station. And their grand heist was watched by at least three officers who - all independently to each other, as one of them hilariously emphasized - were just looking out of the window during their lunch break. So they cut their break short and went over "to get a better view".

  • @alfredoperozo5789
    @alfredoperozo57893 жыл бұрын

    2:07 Wait a minute, that's not in the AI(M) in Hatfield at all! It's Hospital Fields Rd in Old York!

  • @SOS_JA

    @SOS_JA

    2 жыл бұрын

    Old York?

  • @taistealai5523

    @taistealai5523

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SOS_JA The place where County Yorkshire got its name from

  • @kianthatonekid
    @kianthatonekid2 ай бұрын

    this song is older than me (I am 15) yet it is my favourite song lmao

  • @cheesesentience
    @cheesesentience6 ай бұрын

    The lip-syncing is so good for the first few seconds that I legitimately thought it was the actual recording from the video

  • @TheDoubleTea

    @TheDoubleTea

    Ай бұрын

    I didn’t realise it wasn’t the actual recording until he ate the cheese XD

  • @ndv135
    @ndv1355 жыл бұрын

    Watching this and then realizing that 2008 was 11 years ago :(

  • @SOS_JA

    @SOS_JA

    3 жыл бұрын

    So what?!!

  • @bitsaucetv
    @bitsaucetv2 жыл бұрын

    Almost 14 years of this masterpiece

  • @internetguy7965
    @internetguy79656 жыл бұрын

    How did 29 people dislike this? This is dope! My top track for the gym.

  • @Nugcon

    @Nugcon

    Жыл бұрын

    It's the people he stole from

  • @mortenmikalsen8823

    @mortenmikalsen8823

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Nugcon I think they should all get their own own food since they're so bad at keeping track of their own food food.

  • @dinnerpartyempire
    @dinnerpartyempire Жыл бұрын

    what an absolutely legendary filmmaker and what a banger to start with

  • @celiaescher
    @celiaescher3 жыл бұрын

    12 years ago I was a uni student in the UK and jay's older videos, especially this one, give me incredible nostalgia.

  • @muzz040
    @muzz04017 күн бұрын

    Still a banger in 2024 🔥

  • @jasamingarcia6685

    @jasamingarcia6685

    8 күн бұрын

    mhm

  • @iurope4834
    @iurope4834 Жыл бұрын

    1:39 the best part

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.48603 жыл бұрын

    i’m so sorry but “yoink the yum-yums” is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

  • @bethanlloydie
    @bethanlloydie Жыл бұрын

    I love Jay Foreman so much

  • @overseer4067
    @overseer40674 жыл бұрын

    KZread recommendations: 2008: no 2009: no 2010: no 2011: no 2012: no 2013: no 2014: no 2015: no 2016: no 2017: no 2018: soon 2019: wait for it 2020: NOW!

  • @bogdanserban3792
    @bogdanserban37924 жыл бұрын

    2019: nah 2020: After all, why shouldn't I recommend it?

  • @cumaproto9466

    @cumaproto9466

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's kinda relevant now tbh

  • @samuels7228

    @samuels7228

    4 жыл бұрын

    Legik Wolf Please elaborate.

  • @cumaproto9466

    @cumaproto9466

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@samuels7228 It's kinda making me think of all the panic buying that's going on rn

  • @samuels7228

    @samuels7228

    4 жыл бұрын

    Legik Wolf Fair enough.

  • @nanamacapagal8342

    @nanamacapagal8342

    4 жыл бұрын

    Looked this up myself

  • @Becky_Cooling
    @Becky_CoolingАй бұрын

    Note to self: don't sing this when walking round Tesco...

  • @howunt
    @howunt2 жыл бұрын

    This is literally a work of art :)

  • @avify3369
    @avify33694 жыл бұрын

    Hello Jay Foreman. Know your looking at this: This was almost accurate. I was with my mother and saw a guy coming out from the store with food in his jumper. Don’t worry, he payed and he was just cold. :p

  • @JayForeman

    @JayForeman

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oi!!! Where did you get that profile pic from??!?!

  • @CroetchiaMapping75
    @CroetchiaMapping7524 күн бұрын

    The anthem of Black Friday customers.

  • @helloHello-hw3id
    @helloHello-hw3id4 жыл бұрын

    Why is this in my recomended? Im not complaining though

  • @DrySoap
    @DrySoap Жыл бұрын

    This video was posted before I was born . . . Hi, I'm here to make you feel old!

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