Lowko: This has to be one of the worst cannon rushes I've ever seen! PzYчьйцЦ: But you HAVE seen it.

@MattFrisian

3 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it!

@espernova228

3 жыл бұрын

Lol how did you type it

@sciencetube4574

3 жыл бұрын

​@@espernova228 It's cyrillic :) You can just install a Russian keyboard.

@artenderer

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: This does not mean shit in Russian. Actually, its absolutely impossible to pronounce that

@JkaaraKoDi

3 жыл бұрын

@@artenderer Well, kinda possible. Like Cych'Ytztz (Y is like first dound in York). Only problem is softening "ч" (ch), which makes you do a funny face articulating it.

Lowko "do you mind if I cast another game?" Me "No not at all, if you want to cast more than one game I'm fine with that"

Harstem was also pretending to AFK

@csmlouis

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody knows that Harstem keeps getting away with his antics because of Lowko.

@hamburgers7817

3 жыл бұрын

@@csmlouis well Lowko does own KZread... that helps.

Viewer submitted match? My kind of night in... What's more... Is that florencio is in this match, oh boy are we in for a treat

@nicholasandreaccio3831

3 жыл бұрын

Boy were they wrong

32:00 this is beyond insane, he saw THE STARGATE vulnerable to literally ANYTHING, but he instead decided to GO AROUND AND FIGHT THE PHOTON CANONS, this is the greatest mindtrick ever, if you place a comicly large amount of cannons your opponent will think he actually has to fight them.

"Florencio, he's a man MOLDED by the cheese." LOL

@codegavran

3 жыл бұрын

when the dutch man makes puns in your language that you don't get until the comments points them out

"how good is the blink micro on the stalkers?" "its non-existent!!" LOL love your cast. keep up with the great work Lowko!

@garrettlybbert1061

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard there lol.

@reubenmanzo2054

Жыл бұрын

I made a similar statement a few weeks ago about my cousin's mutalisks.

he was totally pretending to be afk, he even made a second forge in the main to justify the photon canons

I have the feeling that Jappy was watching some episodes of Harstem's Beating Grandmasters with stupid stuff

@demetermarcus9099

3 жыл бұрын

Now you the grandmasters jappy , congratulations

@MetalMan1245

3 жыл бұрын

@@JSG07 Now that's my kind of player. Even though I'm two leagues above me, I feel your IQ is much higher than the people at my level.

First he faked to be AFK, and by that, his opponent though that he would be really bad at the game. Afterwards he only put very little effort into his main base, because if he wouldn't, the enemy would easily be suspicious. What an brilliant strategy 👏

@gokublack8342

2 жыл бұрын

Never just assume your opponent is bad always assume they're up to something

I can't even imagine the emotional roller coaster that SEDFREWORF must have been going through. He was probably sure he has 100% won, from slight annoyance that his opponent isn't GGing, to relief when it's finally done, to surprise when somehow he has not won the game yet, to depression when he actually lost it.

in the second game, Jappy is the definition of "This is getting out of hand. Now there are 2 of them"

That was secretely Harstem playing with his left hand

@espernova228

3 жыл бұрын

We play with both hands?

@matrixfan566

3 жыл бұрын

@@espernova228 I mean he was using the wrong hand for the mouse and the wrong hand for the keyboard, both were inverted.

Already insane game for Jappy. Pretending to be afk and surprisingly attacked his opponent with void rays. What a wonderful surprise, hope to see more viewers games Lowko. Love your content.

I just played a game like this - where the protoss guy said he was going AFK in the middle of the match because his mom just showed up and then tried to max out on carriers. :P

@TindahanPampalipasOras

2 жыл бұрын

thats the most dumbest excuse ever. and you fall for it? lol i would gonna search for any base of him if his really afk.

"How good is the blink stalker micro? It's nonexistent!", XD.

4:53 Lowko raising his voice about the lack of orbital has an almost musical quality to it.

Fun fact : We got a PvT and a PvP and warpgate only finished 3min before the end of the video

Spoiler: Bad player losing against a bad player pretending to be an even worse player.

@kylieschuttloffel1261

2 жыл бұрын

eh, im silver tier and ok with it. that strat was cool af, tho i admit its definitely not diamond tier play

I might be the worst I've seen at StarCraft, but at least I've never died with 5000 resources banked. And it's always great to Florencio's particular brand of cheese with assorted flavors.

"I don't know what the title will be, but I promise it will have Florencio in it." Why must you lie to us, Lowko?

I also was eager to view some cool blinking micro at 33:00 and I almost fell of my chair when Lowko said "it's non-existent!", it was too funny

“It’s not existiiiiiiiing” OMG, I almost cried laughing with that!!!

lowko: "your awesome viewer submitted games!" bronze league heroes: "im going to pretend i didnt see that"

"interceptors as counter for widow mines, is this on purpose?" Oh my sweet summerchild lowko, your innocence is bliss.

@TindahanPampalipasOras

2 жыл бұрын

if your not careful about facing carriers you know you need to retarget that on carriers.

26:55 Jappy's idle probe at his main base was so infuriating to watch the whole game. It was idle ever since after the 2 Adept defense. And what's even more infuriating is how Lowko didn't comment anything on it! LOL

I feel like Florencio doesn’t make commands just to annoy you at this point haha

Maybe he could confuse all of the non-Dutch people by going with a name like "GoudaYouDo"

@BandanRRChannel

3 жыл бұрын

I like it. Maybe Lowko or Harstem should use that on one of their accounts!

@larkermouse

2 жыл бұрын

"GoudaHeck"

I've never laughed so hard watching an SC2 match. Your commentary is great.

I remember one game of protoss v protoss I played. I pretended to be afk at the start, set up two secret bases, almost won for a bit when the enemy killed one secret base but didn't realize I had another... but then it all sort of fell apart and I ended up leading my opponent on a merry goose chase for like 30 minutes before he finally managed to stop me from building new hidden bases.

@meggi8048

2 жыл бұрын

so u did a base rush

15:04 this is actually super smart. It's the biggest bait I've seen in a long time.

What the hell did I just watch?? I seen and played a lot of SC but this vid had me scratching my head and laughing so many times. GG to all participating parties and thanks for the uploads as always Lowko. High quality content right here boiz

"Molded by the cheese" - fantastic (unintentional?) double meaning there.

hey lowko i deciphered his name Pz = piece Y in russian is oo ч is CH but ь means make the consonant before me softer (SH) й is i as in "ee" цЦ is doubling up on ts like "tsk" but without the K Total is together= Piece oo sh ee stst (imagine a russian accent)

@nahruz.w3044

3 жыл бұрын

Haha that cool, that player thought about his name for a long time I am sure😂

@MaiAolei

2 жыл бұрын

Well done! We come for the cast, we stay for the culture!

Hi Lowko! I love Star Craft. I like the fact that you cast all sorts of matches. Even the dumbest ones are hilarious! 😂

Killing it with the arrows on the thumbnails lately.

The second game was hilarious. Thanks for posting buddy!

One of best videos I’ve ever seen. 🤣 Please more of these funny stuff

A lot of people are talking about the blink stalker joke or the florencio game, but remember that in game 2 SEDREWORF sent all 32 probes to the top-right to make a Nexus and just...sat there with his probes because the place was already taken. Wish Lowko saw that.

I’ve never once cheered for mass void rays to win until now

@20:50 as a Terran main, I died a little inside watching that. For the love of god A MOVE TO VICTORY

damn you Lowko! I'm trying to work but I just gotta watch these awesome vids, thanks for the great commentary!

9:40 Note the cyclone on the minimap soon dying by some probes xD Damn.. sad we missed that!

I knew Jappy seemed familiar, we just saw Jappy on your channel back on April 13th

25:47 happy Lowko or better, the whole video laugh

The second one was awesome! Big brain!

"When your paycheck comes in you wanna be spending ALL of it!" - not financial advice, but starcraft advice

@donanthebarbarian5177

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair if you spend all of your paycheck immediately on investments in both financial and security you'll probably do fine irl too.

@jjones503

2 жыл бұрын

@@donanthebarbarian5177 don't forget to build your 3 month buffer account first.

@donanthebarbarian5177

2 жыл бұрын

@@jjones503 good point! No sense risking so much on investments that you're screwed if you lose your job for any reason be it fired, workplace goes out of business or burns down.

I love viewer submitted matches... I'm tempted to play one just to send one in!

I think you should make a vídeo explaining exclusively why is it bad to cannon rush a terran, and all the different ways terrans can defend it.

@glowyboi7175

3 жыл бұрын

Bunker, marines and repair are why it is bad because that is all they need to defend it.

That last game was amazing.

Lowko: The title is gonna have Florencio in it. Also Lowko:

Fun fact: This is the first time that FLORENTIO has produced that many marine when repelling the cannon rush(es). Signor FLORENTIO is world renown for his distaste for MMM while playing with his opponent using Terran.

Back in the days I would also pull off fake afks for fun, with a terran you could build a CC and fly it somewhere in the edge of map before the first scout somes, what you opponent will see is you have not built anything, but when he kills everything he still cannot win the match. To add some spice on it you could also switch out to windows and start some CPU heavy apps then your opponent will start lagging as hell, eventully leaves and you win.

Took a long time but worth the wait

at min. 33, near the end, u just said: "Zerg victory":) NOISE :D

LOWKO!!!! Still the best man! been watching your casts for years now :) and man no one better! in my personal opinion.. thank you for your content sir, and thank you for being the cool, kind Lowko you are! :) much love from South Africa!

@geethug6910

2 жыл бұрын

I know someone that worked at one of the hotels this guy stayed at for a tournament and he was slapping man cheeks.

That "planetary vs photon cannon" bit has meme potential

Teach me GOUDA cheese, Florencio!

“Florencio is a man molded by cheese” Ah so he is blue cheese ey? Smelly

there was this book.. "tactics of mistake" by G. R. Dickson..

Great game for laughs

I enjoyed both of those games.

"69 scv's for Terran here...... Nice" Smooth Insider there, Lowko. Strange Game btw!

I'm a believer in the AFK conspiracy

Thought that its new Harstems video( He does it really funny

This last stargate was the win strategy for Jappy.

I would love to watch more gold and silver league games!

Orbital command to call down mule and repair battlecruisers vs rays

7:19 Lowko sounds like that Jimmy character in South Park

Lowko, Harestim played the afk strat in some of his games and was very funny to watch XD

Florenzio was molded by the cheese xD

4:28 - Come on Lowko.... the Cheeser becomes the Cheesy

"He is a man 'molded' by the cheese." I see what you did there. :-D

dang... that cyclone and reaper had negative control

WTF LOL Probes chased off a Cyclone 8:57

Yo the second game though! More entertaining than top tier hahaha!

29:40 New definition of 4 gates

Lowko! Can you make a thumbnail that are just arrows that points to one unit? I wonder how effective thatll be?

Love the zerg talking about how protoss play cheesily. Oh yes, Zerg knows nothing about being scumbags.

@maisyrenee918

3 жыл бұрын

nothing compared to toss cheese sorry

@glowyboi7175

3 жыл бұрын

Lol wut? Proxy hatch is literally the only cheese that has a slim chance against Protoss.

@idodeclare6804

3 жыл бұрын

protoss cheese more than all the other two race combine. what's your problem

Have a Lowko state of mind, this guy is 100% chill.

He had so much time to get a tank. The first canon didn't come out till much later.

It didn't have florencio in it. You rebel!

Seeing your opponent "afk" is an instant red flag. I definitely don't relax lol.

4:29 I'd say that would be "cheesee". You know, like "employee".

Cannon rushing a terran player is great. If he lifts up he will find his landing blocked by a pylon by the time he gets there half the time.

Trying to cannon rush florencio is like trying to drown a fish

"Why do people dislike playing against x?" -innocent Macro player of x race that wants to play honorably. Answer: Its easier to cheese and more immediately gratifying, yet causes no growth.

@grape1220

3 жыл бұрын

I disagree, I feel as if both players can learn something from cheesing. And even if you don't learn anything, that doesn't matter as long as both players are having fun. But I guess that's subjective?

@lycafalloria4141

3 жыл бұрын

@@grape1220 well... most of the time the cheesed doesn't have much fun when he loses to it :P

@grape1220

3 жыл бұрын

@@lycafalloria4141 I always have fun losing to it, but that's probably why you said "most of the time" to be fair.

lol, took me to the 14 minute mark to realize I watched this game on Flo's stream.

First tim i see Florencio in difficulty haha

@Gx22

3 жыл бұрын

The guy is always in trouble. He sucks.

How good is the stalker microoooooooo? IT'S NON EXISTENT!!!!!!!! **stalkers obliterated** lmao

"tHripple Swargate" Lowko circa 2021

In the second game, Sedreworf should have realized there was no forge in the base...

@exhebetche

2 жыл бұрын

See wall

love the games you cast lower level can i send you some of my entertaining fun ones?

@lycafalloria4141

3 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he would actually love it if they're as entertaining and fun as you say :P

I think Jappy was trying to pretend that he (or she?) was AFKing. But what Jappy didn't expect was probe being under attack. "Your probe is under attack!" Jappy: "Wait, that's illegal!!"

love the second one XD

**Thor points down at the tile deck.** "Floor is here!" Cattlebruisers: "Who coomed on my feet?"

this video was like a little kids show where he asks a question waits for a second then says yea thats right

OMG Lowko, idk if u will read this but i thought i was subscribing to u this entire 2020-2021 hahahaha good thing i watched one of your videos back in feb 2019 (dark vs ty) with u saying it helps u see how many people will watch ur future videos. kinda reflecting why i want more subs as well but now my goal is to have 1,000 without asking people to sub hahaha. with my low sub and weird view count per video, sub count doesn't mean view count most of the time. now that u have a lot, u will have a grasp for it. sorry im overtalking rn haha anyway love your videos, i watch them 1 hour videos while playing other games and mobile games cuz adhd hahaha. yeah.

Next level play. :D

That first protoss plays like he is playing versus Zerg...