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@Art.and.Hamsters

4 ай бұрын

Hooray!

@uniformsyter927

4 ай бұрын

Harry Potter next would be awesome

@Useless_singing

4 ай бұрын

Day 12 of asking for r/woosh memes (thank you for posting on my bday🎉😊)

@n64briel

4 ай бұрын

Day 144 of asking vaazkl to do donut memes

@linkeroniw

4 ай бұрын

Could you block the elaina account please?

Luke: you killed my father Vader: do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? I´ve been killing fathers since the freaking Clone Wars, boy...

@TheAustralianIdiot

3 ай бұрын

Vader: Why do you think my name sounds like a drunk man saying Father, cause I'm the father killer.

@Chips569

3 ай бұрын

@@TheAustralianIdiot I mean.. Vater does mean father in german.

@LordFinai

3 ай бұрын

@@TheAustralianIdiot swap out the d with a t and it's literally just the German word for father, a lot of Darths are just a word but with a letter or two tweaked (Darth Tyranus/Count Dooku is just Darth Tyrant spelled weird), and sometimes not even that (Darth Maul)

@oscarin13

3 ай бұрын

luke: you murdered my father vader: which one?

@Halberds8122

3 ай бұрын

@@LordFinai It's invader not Vater dummy

Ewan McGregor got a mountain named after him called “kenobi” he doesn’t have the high ground anymore, he is the high ground

@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447

3 ай бұрын

It's over, Anakin! I am the high ground!

@coolcaleb9939

3 ай бұрын

@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 the high ground is a path ways to many abilities, some may consider to be unnatural

@victorialepingwell2828

Ай бұрын

Obi-wan:becomes a mountain Anakin:builds his house on top of the mountain so he has the high ground Obtain the mountain:turns into a volcano

@coolcaleb9939

Ай бұрын

@@victorialepingwell2828 🤣

Fun Fact Did you know the most realistic response to a situation in a star wars film is when Kylo Ren was screaming "Fire!!!" at his crew constantly because Luke showed up out of nowhere staring down at Kylo's military force

"Who has the Best shooting face" Luke wins in my opinion

@FivePeake

4 ай бұрын

He looks like he enjoys killing

@FivePeake

4 ай бұрын

He looks like he enjoys killing

@glass_block

4 ай бұрын

Screw rey.

@labbit3574

4 ай бұрын

Luke looks like he’s happy to fucking kill you, Leia looks annoyed, Padame looks like she’s done with your shit, and Rey looks like a angsty woman trying to shoot you for sum stupid reason

@coolcaleb9939

4 ай бұрын

That’s Luke’s Rizz face

The AUDACITY to not include Cal Kestis in the poncho lineup. I am thoroughly disappointed.

@brooksidestar

4 ай бұрын

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

@yasininn76

4 ай бұрын

Cal is the only on whom it looks bad. Cal just looks bad in general.

@NenMagem9106

4 ай бұрын

​@@yasininn76you look bad in general

@jm_brick_productions

4 ай бұрын

@@NenMagem9106facts

@Vantainium

2 ай бұрын

@@yasininn76 I've found it. This is the actual worst comment on KZread.

"My daughter is a resistance pilot! She will now go by pink leader and is off to fight the first order." "Red 5 standing by for Pink Leader" Honestly the cutest thing I've seen all day

@NonyaOfTheBeeswax

2 ай бұрын

Why couldn't it just be the Galactic Empire

@Thekingofcrab

Ай бұрын

Sequel fan detected preparing for cyber bullying attacks

"I've killed many fathers. You'll have to be more specific" has the same energy as "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

I think we already know that yoda was weird considering that yaddle talked pretty normally in tales of the jedi

@linkeroniw

4 ай бұрын

I believe one of the renditions explained it as a way for him to respect/remember his master

@That_OneBozo.

4 ай бұрын

@@linkeroniw so his master was the weirdo

@TheMimiSard

4 ай бұрын

I always think it is just that he is over 800 years old, and 400 years older than Yaddle. From a different age, he comes.

@That_OneBozo.

4 ай бұрын

@@TheMimiSard that would make sense but that just made me wonder how huyang would sound if he talked like yoda and I can’t stop laughing about it

@TheMimiSard

4 ай бұрын

@That_OneBozo. Huyang got regular updates to his language modules. Yoda is an organic. Oh, I also think Yoda is a troll too, so he deliberately keeps his archaic syntax to make people have to think harder to parse what he says.

6:38 Turns out, Yoda isn't a freak or anything, he just talks like that because that's how galactic common was spoken when Yoda was young, about 900 years before the SW films. Imagine growing up in 1100s England, about 100 or so years after beowulf was first written down. Yeah, go look that up and realize that yodas weird word order could have been a lot worse.

@pelinalwhitestrake3367

4 ай бұрын

And for 900 years he didn't try to adapt to more modern language?

@LibraryofAcousticMagic3240

4 ай бұрын

if Yoda every says yeet, drip or dab Star Wars will be beyond repair.

@Simon-hb9rf

4 ай бұрын

in your given example he would probably be speaking french lol

@metroplexprime9901

4 ай бұрын

@@Simon-hb9rf This is a fair consideration, I just chose English because Yoda speaks English but with a strange word order. If I were to give a post-hoc justification, however; the norman conquest of England took place in 1066. If we presume that Yoda was 900 years old and died in 2024, then he would have been born in 1124, 58 years after. French may have been the imposed language of the upper class, but given how the conquest was still likely in the living memory of many nobles, I would still guess that most nobles were at least bilingual, and a rare few might only have been able to speak English, requiring interpreters. All of this is presuming Yoda would have been born to nobility, however. We literally don't know anything about Yoda's early life or home planet. We don't even know what his species is called. For all we know, Yoda was born to a peasant family and was taken in for his force abilities at a very young age. Given this idea, Yoda would be far more likely to speak English just based on the fact that more people from more classes spoke English.

@Simon-hb9rf

3 ай бұрын

@@metroplexprime9901 wow that's a very exacting reply. i agree with everything you say here of course, but i was just making a joke and i didn't think an essay would be as funny. although i would make one slight point, didnt the Normans bring many nobles over from Normandy to replace the native ones? in which case most of the court at least would've been French speakers. and lest we forget Yoda was a high ranking jedi that's got to be equivalent to a noble courtesan? of course that doesnt change the fact that your right just food for thought.

1:16 - That's not ze bob armour. That's armour made to fit the wearers body.

@RictusHolloweye

3 ай бұрын

Medieval breastplates for women include space for their boobs. Sarkeesian is a tantrum looking for a reason.

@kinorris1709

3 ай бұрын

She's just jealous cos she wouldn't need it.

@NonyaOfTheBeeswax

2 ай бұрын

I stared at the image for a good 10 seconds trying to understand what they even mean. I genuinely thought they were saying that the female mandos have chestplates while the males didn't.

1:06 “Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” - Yoda

12:56 *to be fair* If you're that good at your job that you can be the top of the board while basically taking the piss the entire time, that's pretty good lol

Cameron Monaghan: *realised that there’s a Star Wars meme out there dedicated to ponchos and Cal Kestis isn’t on it: I sense a great disturbance in the force.

2:20 “you became the very thing you swore to destroy” on another level

12:49 That's "The Sith" with their debut album "The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise". An all time classic!

Green lightsabers being used by more powerful jedi has an in universe explaination. Basically: Blue: swordmen Green: mages Yellow: technicians

"You took everything from me..." Vader: "I don't even know who you are."

2:44 Using a minigun and sacrificing yourself is not just limited to star wars it's like a universal trait

10:17 and they're failing...horribly, like not even Vader can stop you and the emperor has to step in, then he struggles to stop you

3:15 …… it’s over Scotland Kenobi has the high ground.

@Crickettv130

3 ай бұрын

*Anakin mountain rises from the sea* *and epic battle happens* *anakin mountain erupts into lava*

12:10 they got ONE positive emotional moment at least!

@SawdustMusic-rd8mj

Ай бұрын

Those people in that picture clearly loved it.

4:08 Anakin doesn't actually have a dad, he was born of the Force itself. That's why he's the Chosen One, because he has a lot of midichlorians since he's basically the Force's son

@Iforgotimdumb

4 ай бұрын

Actually technically rey and Anakin are related, Palatine used the force to impregnate Anakins mom and reys father was also born the same way

@christianjohnson9190

4 ай бұрын

So, every person anakin has killed, he has killed a little bit of daddy on the inside

@christianjohnson9190

4 ай бұрын

@@IforgotimdumbSo pretty much, the whole Star Wars franchise was just a big old Alabama family event

@Conduit_king

4 ай бұрын

Woah buddy you can't use that language here it's the service now

@VTsiFanfic

4 ай бұрын

Wasn't Anakins mom one of many midichlorian experiments of darth plagueis trying to create life?

3:40 I have literally thought all these years that Qui-Gon looks like Jesus, finally good to know I'm not the only one.

@Night_Light9123

14 күн бұрын

The funny thing is, if my sources are correct, Ewan McGregor played Jesus in a biblical film. Like master like apprentice

Luke looks nervous, Leia is high on death sticks, Padmé wants to cast some spells and Rey is doing everything she can not to break down in an estrogen fueled rage.

7:12 Sith: I see this as an absolute WIN!

0:48 I love democracy.

I think Luke and Rey have very realistic shooting faces. Leia looks like she got caught in the middle of holding in a sneeze, and then Padmes face looks too...not natural but like...she looks too calm and focused for it to seem realistic. If we go off of who looks the most composed, I give it to Padme. If it's based on realistic faces it's a tie of Luke and Rey...which is not a sentence I thought I'd say.

5:31 he did in the clone wars tv show though…

@Saiyanking72

Ай бұрын

Which lead to immense pain on the bounty hunter. Anakin promptly said “ let’s try again”

1:22 .. Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

@emikobong7022

3 ай бұрын

Don’t remind me of that video

6:22 Yes, we can count on him, as Jack Sparrow says, "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

@Halberds8122

3 ай бұрын

Who would win? Space Himmler or Donald Trump?

Scotland's tallest mountain is called Ben Nevis. It already has "Ben" in it's name.

0:20 learned that last one 10 years ago

6:30 yaddle actually spoke normally in tales of the Jedi, I think

I love how a good chunk of these are just Mark Hamill tweets

6:12 "Uhm actually purple means he is a jedi but not afraid to use the dark side abilities 🤓"

1:19 just wait until she finds out about actual form fitting armor

4:05 He didn’t have one. His mom was impregnated by the force

@zakkthecactus351

4 ай бұрын

considering the jedi see the force as a god, this implies that anakin is space jesus

@legogeneralgrievous3958

4 ай бұрын

out of context this comment looks really really iffy lol

@Kibo-sama

4 ай бұрын

​@@zakkthecactus351that's more like zeus imo

@casparfang

4 ай бұрын

It was a three way between the force, Darth plagueis and shmi 💀

@gtdc4685

4 ай бұрын

@@casparfang lol

8:38 checkmate, he's not a sith

9:55 C3P0 is also masculine in vocal tone and presentation. This means that C3P0 is a twink. (I can argue him possibly being a femboy. But I would be reaching.)

The reason they cant turn off the opponents lightsaber is because of the opponents force shield protecting them from force-related attacks Edit: The force shield is more of a metaphor. The user can do it but that requires that they are stronger in the force than their enemy. This is also an incredibly risky move, needing a lot of focus which gives the opponent plenty of opportunity to find openings in the users defences. Edit 2:Someone in the comments has pointed out to me that my explanation why Jedi and Sith can’t turn off each others lightsaber’s with the force isn’t 100% accurate. My explanation is my own personal headcanon, with bits of canon information mixed in with my understanding of the Star Wars lore. Take my explanation with a grain of salt:

@triden1172

4 ай бұрын

This is a logical explanation. It also is a fan theory that has no basis in canon.

@casparfang

4 ай бұрын

@@triden1172 pretty sure it’s canon, or at least the force barrier part

@triden1172

3 ай бұрын

@@casparfang force barrier is an advanced ability that must be learned. it involves making a physical barrier with the force, similar to the force fields Violet can make in the incredibles. Cere Junda uses this ability to block Vader's lightsaber in Jedi fallen order. Not all jedi can do it, and it is considered rare even among Jedi masters. It has absolutely nothing to do with preventing someone from turning off your lightsaber with telekinesis. It isn't a natural telekinetic defence all jedi have. That being said, your theory makes sense, and I actually quite like it, but that's not the _point._ The point is, they have never stated in canon that force users have "shields" or whatever. There are many possible explanations as to why force users don't usually do this to each other, including maybe making a tendril of energy to grab something, and the other person doing the same to smack their grubby psychic hand away. Or perhaps jedi have a higher 'affinity' with their own lightsaber via the crystal, and thus they have 'jurisdiction' over it, making it difficult to manipulate for other jedi/sith. There are countless other possible explanations, and as fans, we can pick whatever theory we think is coolest/makes the most sense. I personally subscribe to your theory above all others, as I quite enjoy it myself. But that's no reason to rain on the parade of a frankly hilarious and technically canon compliant joke because you have a theory that you want to say "umm actually" about. it isn't canon. It's not a "metaphor". It's a theory. Feel free not to read this. I know some people have a hard time with reading, and I wouldn't want to cause any undue stress.

@casparfang

3 ай бұрын

@@triden1172 I understand. I just did some further research and it says that the force barrier does exist, but it doesn’t work under my explanation. Thanks for the explanation.

In the clone wars we find out that the literal force itself is Anakin’s father.

The meme at 17:23 proves how Luke is the most relatable character in star wars

0:40 why does Luke look like hes trying to not smile

Jar Jar Binks is the greatest Sith lawd.

1:01 Snoop Dogg finished the game and is now doing all the side quests whereas DJ Khaled finished the game and logged out so his player became an NPC

3:14 The best bit, the scottish for Mountain is Ben, This would literally make it Ben Kenobi!

You can’t count on darth Vader he lost all 4 of his limbs

8:31 would have been such a better sequel trilogy

@SawdustMusic-rd8mj

Ай бұрын

Not funny

4:32 you forgot about Ezra

More star wars memes please this is too entertaining

"You're surrounded!" "All I am surrounded by is fear and dead mean."

10:04 No, he's just too ripped for his abs to fit

3:50 do people not know that "A New Hope" was the first Star Wars movie ever?

The last ones even sadder, as padme was 14 when she was queen, by 19 im pretty sure she was a senator

Now that I think about it, that bit about Kenobi dominating from the low ground, not the high ground actually makes sense.

5:28 Thanks to Star Wars, Ponchos are now really cool. So cool that even a cyborg who's tasked to destroy a cybernetically enhanced terrorist group controlled by a U.S. Senator can look cool wearing one. Thanks Star Wars for helping us understand how a single person can look very dapper with a poncho on.

5:36 He uses it once in The Clone Wars.

2:06 In universe reason for that. Sith and Jedi are constantly using the Force in lightsaber duels to guard against all sorts of stuff, including this.

2:17 that image is the real reason he turned to the dark side

6:15 urm actually, the purple lightsaber is where the user is good but can still use dark force abilities and not be breaking the Jedi code

"Red 5, standing by for Pink leader" That is So fucking wholsome

6:29 Confirmed true with how yaddle spoke in tales of the Jedi. Yoda is just weird

9:24 it's supposed to be used to do some blocking thing or something like that but it's more dangerous than helpful

7:05 Top left already gives me nostalgia, I played it on my old Wii U which I still have.

2:01 not really sure about canon but I believe there is a reason for this in legends. Basically, while in combat a force user essentially creates a shield around them to protect themselves from the powers of other force users, this is why in duels unless the two sides are wildly unbalanced you never see a jedi force push their opponent.

9:11 In Astrophysics the Metric System isn’t used. They use things like parsec, arcsec, Sun-mass, Sun-luminosity and Sun-radius. And for smaller things than the size of stars they use a comparison to Jupiter or Earth. It‘s sometimes an awful mess.

This is a masterpiece

Anakin's father isn't a mystery. It's the force with an assist from Palpy, depending on the comics you read.

Obi wan and, THE HIGH GROUND! is the unbeatable dou

"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

4:10 My theory that Anakin's Father is the Emperor Himself.

@TheDraken03

4 ай бұрын

I think it’s close, I remember hearing some chat about it being the emperor or his master when they experimented with the force leading to anaken being born from the force

Funnily enough, Yoda IS a freak because Yadel talks just perfectly normal

0:42 for once, rey is good at something lol

I remember playing lego star wars: the skywalker saga on my wii as a kid. I was even playing the day my house burnt down.

7:12 it's a win win there

5:29 Cal: Hold my five lightsaber stances

Hahahahaha I saw the post about force pushing the other guys lightsaber on/off button and am SOOO GLAD an intrepid person has animated that shit!

I want to weigh in on turning off lightsabers. The sith viewed that as a weakness to need to disarm the opponent first, the jedi viewed it as dishonorable and basically a war crime. Sorta like “If you turn off my saber you’ve committed a war crime” and “I literally blew up planets of civilians I do not care about warcrimes BUT, I ain’t a giant bitch that needs to turn off your saber to beat you.”

I think another good responce to "youve killed my father" is "where was that? Might help me narrow it down."

“Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”

0:40 Luke: trying not to smile Leia: wtf is this emotion? Padmé: angry Rey: goofy angry

😭 lmao the droid one He acts as if he hasn’t owned R4-P17

Man, a Harry Potter meme would be tight.

7:07 oh god the second one i remember that game i loved it so much

3:57 If you know, you know

I feel bad for Artoo, he didn’t deserve to be ignored by Obi Wan

Luke: “You killed my father.” Vader: “do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”

anikan actually uses mind tricks very often in clone wars

4:50 Impossible. Maybe the archives are incomplete.

the comment about anakin not takin free will but slaying younglings those younglings were free to defend themeselves bro

I relate too much to that one at 17:27. Vroom, vroom!

The shooting faces literally made me scream XDDD

0:42 luke is just like "oh boy here I go killing people again"

Fun fact: The "turning your/the opponent's lighsaber off" method is a fighting style that canonically exists in the Star Wars universe. It is called *Tràkata* . However Jedi don't use it because it's cheating and dishonourable, and Sith don't use it because it is a strategy that only the weak and cowardly need to resort to.

0:40 the most funny - Rey The most sane - Padme

7:05 me on my DS versions of TCS and TOT: "apparently i am beyond god"

You should absolutely do harry potter memes

13:33 dude, that should be a horror game. 😮

"Have you any idea how little that narrows it down?"