In the very beginning of our universe, there was nothing. This proved to be too much for Paper Mario, who promptly crashed.

@Mechagodzilla128

5 жыл бұрын

The big bang was created by a paper Mario game in the center of the universe crashing.

@lemiru

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest my brain has problems with processing anything related to absolute nothingness

@isabellegrimes8775

5 жыл бұрын

The big bang was just the allocated space for particles overflowing.

@sebastienmonette6659

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mechagodzilla128 Goompa made the Nintendo 64 explode

@cheke_hs

5 жыл бұрын

Which*

Paper Mario: Exists Stryder: I’m about to crash this man’s whole career

@shepardpower

5 жыл бұрын

Paper Mario: How much do you want me to crash, Stryder? Stryder: yes

@zentrepicall

5 жыл бұрын

tripleB36 don’t you mean Paper Mario: Exists Stryder:I’m about to crash this man’s whole game

@Boomrainbownuke9608

5 жыл бұрын

crash

@charlesprichard5235

5 жыл бұрын

@@zentrepicall No he meant, Paper Mario: Exists The game will soft lock

@MrSocrates_

5 жыл бұрын

*T-stances to assert dominance

Luigi doing absolutely nothing => Wins Mario doing absolutely nothing => Crashes Paper Mario

@geometricdominator

3 жыл бұрын

*Paper Mario

@gabrielc7861

3 жыл бұрын

@@geometricdominator *Paper Mario

@gretatincher5493

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielc7861 *pApIeier maireo

@had0j

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielc7861 *Paper Mario

@gabelee4175

2 жыл бұрын

@@had0j *Paper Mario

Standing still crashes Paper Mario. *But cooking a cake for 4.5 years is completely fine.*

@bleisenberg

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jacobw1780

4 жыл бұрын

*baking

@unogamer7282

4 жыл бұрын

*Hitting the spring and doing anything, makes the game softlock*

@hatsunemikuenjoyer6900

4 жыл бұрын

*delicious ceik*

@Mickeyink

4 жыл бұрын

Still baking....

That volcano room is like the nexus of reality or something, yeesh.

@jacobhouser7672

3 жыл бұрын

@Dmitry9000YT they really should do a patch update

@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivy

3 жыл бұрын

And all because of a single spring

@spectralaria8648

3 жыл бұрын

@@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivy *2 springs

@mid-boss6461

3 жыл бұрын

@@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivy The spring built in, the exact center of the universe! Give or take 50 feet.

@oyungogdfrust4136

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobhouser7672 patch updates are impossible on the consoles GameCube and below because they are CDs/Cartridges, not online and updatable.

Paper Mario is not unlike the first Pokemon games: it was held together with paperclips and hope

@chimaeraarts

5 жыл бұрын

And that hope is Glue

@WhimsicottFanatic

5 жыл бұрын

Hey now, barring the mentioned spring in this video, most crashes aren't exactly easy to pull off, as often you have to perform loading-zone storage [which requires several frame-perfect jumps] to skew your position in another room/warp when you shouldn't Gen1 Pokemon actually is a god damn mess because most bugs/terrible design choices you don't even have to try hard to find. Some examples: >Psychic being immune to Ghost instead of weak to it >Leech Seed and Toxic running off of the same exponential damage [ie if you had both on you, Toxic would do 1/16 your HP, LS would do 1/8, next turn Toxic would do 3/16, LS would do 1/4, etc.] >oh arceus the Special stat >>Side note, nice of Pokemon GO to have essentially brought that back, because there's only one Attack and one Defense stat, which makes Blissey an absolute monster

@JacklynBurn

5 жыл бұрын

@@WhimsicottFanatic In fairness, both Paper Mario and Pokemon Gen 1 are glitchy because they did the most they could with the space of their medium. As you said, most of the big Paper Mario crashes require a lot of work to do things in an unintentional way, and most of the worst crashes and softlocks in Pokemon are the same. The few bugs in normal gameplay hardly made the game unplayable, and even once realizing some of the mistakes in their code (hey, mistakes happen) it was well before the days of being able to patch shit, so it was just about fixing those problems for the next set of games. The devs put in a lot of hard work to get the games running, and I think they did a damn fine job with what they had.

@magotthemaggot

5 жыл бұрын

Hehe. Paperclips.

@eddiemate

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, despite how messy Gen 1 is (I will agree that it is held together by sheer hope) it’s pretty stable all things considered. Even the MissingNo glitch, the most common glitch in the game, isn’t exactly something you’ll find just by playing unless you *really* wanted to see the old man catch something then felt like finding a Pokémon on Cinnabar Island

Then: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing Now: Mario crashes the game by doing absolutely nothing

@jaydentt

4 жыл бұрын

r/technicallythetruth

@blazerplays8008

4 жыл бұрын

True. So luigi Is lucky

@silviox8637

3 жыл бұрын

Because Luigi is supposed to do nothing so if Mario does nothing paper Mario doesn't know what to do and eventually stops thinking.

Stryder: *stands still* Paper Mario: Wait, that's illegal

@kordami28

4 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP

@fluffyeevee383

4 жыл бұрын

Dats it. I'm callin' in the Military!!!

@Leekodot15

4 жыл бұрын

Paper Mario: I can't handle the police! (Proceeds to crash)

@Cog96

8 ай бұрын

Stryder: *does literally anything (or nothing) in paper mario* Paper Mario: And I took that personally.

Here's a Challenge for you. Crash Paper Mario Before you even load a save file.

@kyrette1666

5 жыл бұрын

Arcane Corona Cartridge tilting does that very easily lol.

@alexanderharrison7421

5 жыл бұрын

Title screen storage

@MrBizznessMan

5 жыл бұрын

@@kyrette1666 can't tilt on an emulator

@kyrette1666

5 жыл бұрын

Arcane Corona You actually can by loading a save state of Paper Mario in a different game.

@bsharpmajorscale

5 жыл бұрын

That would be fun.

Luigi crashes Paper Mario by doing absolutely nothing

@qwertyuiop-cy5en

5 жыл бұрын

holy shiz

@antkoos

5 жыл бұрын

The next video

@duffi5290

5 жыл бұрын

Damn I was gonna say that but I'll give u a like since u did it 1st

@sendylie1774

5 жыл бұрын

Actually it's the opposite. Instead of crashing the game, he ended up winning the game.

@cincoutmagus5508

5 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment.

Paper Mario activates 「The World」using storage

@efeefe713

5 жыл бұрын

Yes... My favorite villains ability beaten by my favorite JoJo ability

@zips2912

4 жыл бұрын

Paper Mario Bites the Dusto

@JoseLuiz-wc4iy

4 жыл бұрын

-But how does this "Storage" works? Mario: "It just works"

@YeetZmeN

4 жыл бұрын

ZA WARUDO!

@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708

4 жыл бұрын

Ew

4:32 "How long can you move within the stopped time, Colorado?"

"Not purchasing a copy of Paper Mario, crashes Paper Mario"

@DoublemanFM

5 жыл бұрын

This is theoretically possible with piracy or loaning the game from a friend.

@dProp.34

5 жыл бұрын

This is possible if you emulate it

@nievillis

5 жыл бұрын

Crushes*

@tootsie_

5 жыл бұрын

The listing for Paper Mario on an online store crashes Paper Mario

@-Triple-

5 жыл бұрын

Developing Paper Mario crashes Paper Mario.

Next on Stryder7x: "Not playing Paper Mario crashes Paper Mario"

@imjustjoshin2859

5 жыл бұрын

He did that like two years ago in his "How to Crash Paper Mario Anywhere, Anytime" video.

@gameking1happy

4 жыл бұрын

Being human causes Paper Mario to crash

If only if you can play as Luigi. Then Luigi can crash by the game by doing nothing

@HappyBeezerStudios

4 жыл бұрын

But he already does.

@brandongonzalez8898

4 жыл бұрын

No, he beats it.

Nintendo won't make another paper Mario because doing so will crash paper mario

@TaIathar

5 жыл бұрын

They actually made 2 Paper Mario games after this one.

@theobserver4214

5 жыл бұрын

SelectorOfSouls what about Color Splash?

@brace7807

5 жыл бұрын

@@theobserver4214 Don't mention that cursed game, it is not a paper mario. It's a cheap ripoff that noone wanted. get that out of here.

@heardofrvb

5 жыл бұрын

And the crossover with Mario and Luigi?

@anidiot7247

4 жыл бұрын

Just another ghost that is classified as a mario and luigi game and not paper mario

Not uploading for 4.5 years is perfectly acceptable

@James-hx8ch

5 жыл бұрын

Why not? It's perfectly fine to bake a cake for that long.

@James-hx8ch

5 жыл бұрын

@@HOTROD9002 Oops. Sorry.

@henryg.8762

5 жыл бұрын

Would like but 64 likes.

@knownas2017

5 жыл бұрын

@@henryg.8762 You can like it now.

@Keegstar

4 жыл бұрын

Standing still for 4.6 years completely crashes KZread

The frozen coins give me Pannenkoek flashbacks.

@liamdell6319

5 жыл бұрын

But first lets talk about parallel universes.

@brace7807

5 жыл бұрын

Let's crash paper mario, but to do that, we'll need to talk about parallel universes.

@mynewaccount2361

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it looks just like coin cloning

@IsabruhMoment

5 жыл бұрын

Frozen Coin Jamboree

@charKT-7461

5 жыл бұрын

"250 coins in Bowser in the Fire Sea"

**Sigh** Honesty, we've reached a point where simply breathing, existing, or even thinking about this game is enough to crash Paper Mario.

@levithe2nd

4 жыл бұрын

Sighing crashes paper mario

@drakerose3789

4 жыл бұрын

Unless on virtual consol or on an emulator

@GatorOne-in7hk

3 жыл бұрын

@@levithe2nd Blinking crashes Paper Mario

Mario learns how to use *[THE WORLD]*

Me: *sees the video title* Also me: “Isn’t that Luigi’s job?”

@XaiEia

5 жыл бұрын

No, Luigi's job is doing absolutely nothing

@TheBreakingBenny

4 жыл бұрын

@@XaiEia And winning by doing exactly nothing. If Luigi could crash the game by not doing anything, he very well would!

@lankyboi2521

4 жыл бұрын

Luigi doing absolutely nothing crashes paper mario

@HappyBeezerStudios

4 жыл бұрын

So by Luigi not doing anything in the game it crashes. Hmm, let me think where I saw Luigi in the game...

@EVPointMaster

4 жыл бұрын

Well Mario loses by doing absolutely nothing, so Mr. L wins by doing absolutely noting

Mario's very existence itself crashes Paper Mario

@FirstnameLastname-sb3hj

5 жыл бұрын

*69 likes* Nice.

@FirstnameLastname-sb3hj

5 жыл бұрын

Now weed just need 420 comments

Mario: Oh? You're approaching me? Enemy: I can't crash the game without getting closer.

@arctohru

4 жыл бұрын

*_is that a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference?!_*

@procyon6445

4 жыл бұрын

@@arctohru can Alpharad beat you to death while only using a mudkip

@arctohru

4 жыл бұрын

@@procyon6445 I dunno, but i can extract Alphareds bones with a spoon

@procyon6445

4 жыл бұрын

@@arctohru c'mon give the man a break. He got nuked in Super Seducer 2 anyway.

@arctohru

4 жыл бұрын

@@procyon6445 *_huehUEHUE_*

"if we play our cards right" *CARD RELATED CUTSCENE PLAYS*

@jaydentt

4 жыл бұрын

Bad pun

@murphmariotwopointoh7714

4 жыл бұрын

*COLOR SPLASH PLAYS*

@monstermiku7473

4 жыл бұрын

huh i think that was the joke

Can't wait for "Blowing up the Nintendo 64 crashes paper mario"

@HandmadeGoose97

5 жыл бұрын

That's will be the one time it doesn't crash the game 😂

@jamieyakimets839

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Staples Consdiering an OG GameBiy lived through a Gulf War explosion and still worked afterwards (just needed a new screen), it wouldn’t actually surprise me if an N64 still ran after being in an explosion...

@bobbob1876

5 жыл бұрын

it actually does crash it if the right parts get hit

@benjamincortes9409

5 жыл бұрын

"Tilting the cartridge crashes paper mario"

At this point I can probably crash paper mario. I dont own paper mario

@CHO-zq2os

5 жыл бұрын

Game crash storage

@LordTyph

4 жыл бұрын

not owning Paper Mario crashes Paper Mario.

"From where you're YAHOO'ing, it must seem like a 24-Key Item run of bad luck." "Truth is... the game was crashed from the start."

@SomeSentientCreature

5 жыл бұрын

is that a fallout: new vegas joke i see?

Enemy hitbox: disabled Enemy, charging at Mario: Am I a joke to you?

Stryder7x existing crashes Paper Mario

Does that mean every time Luigi does absolutely nothing, he crashes Paper Mario?

@samuelworthy858

5 жыл бұрын

Great comment

@robbys5236

5 жыл бұрын

The exact opposite happens. Luigi automatically wins the game.

@Mernom

5 жыл бұрын

Doesn't Luigi do absolutely nothing for the entirety of the game?

@aryanpatel2924

5 жыл бұрын

Marik Zilberman - More or less, but does he win?

@Mernom

5 жыл бұрын

The only reason paper Mario is crashing is that Luigi did absolutely nothing... To stop it.

"Standing Still Crashes Paper Mario" Me: Of course it does

we made it boys. literally standing still. we out here.

Is there anything that DOESN'T crash Paper Mario at this point?

@geotalemobile2157

5 жыл бұрын

Uhh... I’m trying to think of something that can’t crash it...

@pixerpinecone

5 жыл бұрын

Minemaker2006 Mariodressedup ... but attempting to think of something that doesn’t crash paper mario crashes paper mario.

@breloom657

5 жыл бұрын

Suplexing your N64

@devincetee5335

5 жыл бұрын

Baking a cake for 4.5 years

@Mswordx23

5 жыл бұрын

Badge duplication

Mario used his stand [BITS AND PIECES] to overcome the particle limit, and leap past it! I put way too much thought into this Stryder/JoJoke.

@maryphillips8069

4 жыл бұрын

Giorno's theme but it's "stry-der, *da da duh duh duh, duh duh duh*"

3:23 Arlo: "HA! Love the gag in that frame." I SCREAMED

Paper Mario 64: Oh yeah, well, bet you can’t find ANOTHER glitch in this game! Stryder7x: Hold my Paper Mario 64 Cartridge...

@nicolascraftermc7725

5 жыл бұрын

**Game crashes**

@Zawmbbeh

5 жыл бұрын

yea hold yaself

@levithe2nd

4 жыл бұрын

Holding the paper mario cartridge crashes paper mario

I find it impressive and admirable how this man can devote so much time to this game, way beyond what anyone could ever think

This isn't a glitch. It's merely Paper Mario's Stand.

@lanewikstrom3282

4 жыл бұрын

Reddo Deado ZA WARUDO

@ory3155

3 жыл бұрын

*Glitch Mob* Suit-Utility Stand The stand takes the form of a glove. If the user touches anything with this glove, excluding gas, it will disfunction or even stop working entirely.

@flippedmasterguardian

3 жыл бұрын

This joke is killing me 🤣

Mario obtains THE WORLD and stops time in paper Mario

Being Stryder7x crashes paper mario

Waiting 6 hours to watch the video crashes Paper Mario.

@Eaglefalls14

5 жыл бұрын

Boy I got lucky I saw this during my lunch

Stryder: **breathes** Paper Mario: My time has come

@drakerose3789

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, kinda true

Mario crashes Paper Mario by doing absolutely nothing.

Reading this comment crashes Paper Mario.

@takotratheratking7411

5 жыл бұрын

god damnit i didn't save

@pikminaero2279

5 жыл бұрын

F*** now I have to buy a new game

@EithanPereira-bb9cw

16 күн бұрын

where are my savestates or any of my save files

Next we need "Crashing Paper Mario beats the game."

@dmas7749

5 жыл бұрын

how would you prove that though?

@TaoScribble

5 жыл бұрын

If said crash somehow overwrote your save file as 'complete'... I mean, doesn't Sonic 06 have something like that?

@dmas7749

5 жыл бұрын

@@TaoScribble: that's very specific but not impossible i guess

@devonm042690

5 жыл бұрын

Find a way to hack the 'L' emblem from TTYD into Paper Mario 64, then perform the glitch displayed in the video while Mario has it equipped. Instead of crashing the game, it will warp Mario to the Epilogue state of Peach's Castle.

@davinchristino

2 жыл бұрын

More like, beating paper mario crashes paper mario

2:05 "...if we play our cards right." *Shows card animation* Clever.

Oh magic conch shell, what do we need to do to crash Paper Mario? "Nothing"

I got here so fast the video didn't load "Being too fast breaks KZread"

@snakeorbreak6258

5 жыл бұрын

Being too fast and breaking KZread crashes Paper Mario.

“Breathing crashes Paper Mario”

“If we play our cards right” That got a chuckle out of me

*pauses during marios thumbs up animation* Mario: ZA WARUDO

If you hit the mid level spring once and then comment here, it softlocks

@Omnicrom

5 жыл бұрын

Whoops.

@cykakyasu8828

5 жыл бұрын

And I oop-

@purplepikmin1563

5 жыл бұрын

boing

*looks at title* What doesn't crash Paper Mario at this point?

@andymadden8183

5 жыл бұрын

"Not Crashing Paper Mario Crashes Paper Mario".

@malcolm5965

5 жыл бұрын

Baking a cake for 4.5 years

@BigOlSmellyFlashlight

5 жыл бұрын

omg your icon

“THE CRASH! STORE ALL!”

Paper Mario 64: **exists** Stryder7x: So you have chosen, crash

My body crashed waiting for Stryder to upload

Impressive but can you crash Paper Mario by breathing?

@xhoc

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dustin202

5 жыл бұрын

If on the cartridge Yes

@FrothingFanboy

5 жыл бұрын

If the cartridge is covered in dust and you accidentally inhale some, Paper Mario can crash YOU.

@zentrepicall

5 жыл бұрын

Stryder7x:challenge accepted

@Ekraelum

5 жыл бұрын

I can crash Paper Mario by existing.

If I remember correctly this exact freaking scenario used to be an inside joke for this channel, and yet here we are, humbled by Stryder's uncanny ability to fecking murder Paper Mario. Next up: Standing in the same room as a copy of Paper Mario crashes Paper Mario.

I like how chill and smooth your voice is. Really relaxes me when I’m stressed

"this will activate the most powerful kind of storage" *sees everything frozen* me: za warudo?!

God, am i even able to BREATH, without paper mario crashing?

Mario: ... Paper Mario's Programming: I have decided I want to die.

I like how I've been watching you for so long, and there are videos that I've found more interesting since, but still, to this day, whenever I see you pop up, I go "oh, it's the guy who says baking a cake for 4 and a half years is acceptable."

I can't believe you're still able to make content out of a game that was released in 2001. You've earned my sub bud!

Making a joke about crashing paper Mario crashes paper mario

I have been binging all your videos for the last few weeks, which prompted me to dust off my old paper mario cartridge and give it a go. The last time I played this I was barely old enough to read. I used to just watch my sister play and she would read the speech bubbles aloud for me. This has nothing to do with this video; I just wanted to thank you for sharing your hard work and dedication to a game that was undoubtedly a fond part of many people's childhoods.

Stryder: * breathes * Paper Mario: You're on thin fucking ice.

Paper Mario: * was bought at store, now in a car * Car: * crashes somehow when parked *

Next video: Luigi crashes paper mario by doing absolutely nothing

Just want to say, I don't watch your videos and Im not subscribed to your channel, but the fact that it exists and you keep doing your thing video after video is one of the few guaranteed constants in my life and knowing you'll keep finding ways to soft lock Paper Mario fills me with a peace and joy that are hard to describe. Keep on doing you Stryder7x

Love to see uploads from your channel still about this wonderful game

How long until we figure out how to crash Paper Mario by just booting it up?

@204thSpartan

4 жыл бұрын

Give Stryder about a month, he's almost there

@oofley8346

4 жыл бұрын

All he needs to figure out is how to transfer a fuckton of payloads between boots, and voilà; turning on Paper Mario crashes Paper Mario.

Paper Mario freezes time

@davevonmaur4232

5 жыл бұрын

mario uses his stand “The World”

@2minuss

5 жыл бұрын

Most powerful villain

@t1glistenerelf

5 жыл бұрын

ZA PAPU WARUDO!

@whey8028

5 жыл бұрын

iS ThAt a JoJO REFreNce?

@guyfromfireemblemtheblazin3391

5 жыл бұрын

ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMAIRE!

hey dude, after recently playing my first Paper Mario game, PM64, I've binged almost all of your videos. Thank you for making such great content on this great game!

I missed seeing you your uploads! Glad to see you're still finding new ways to crash one of my all time favorite games!

My mom says Paper Mario crashes because I touch myself at night :(

@bloopertanooki415

5 жыл бұрын

Hold up real quick what?

@Krackerlack

5 жыл бұрын

nigga what

@whey8028

5 жыл бұрын

WhAT?

@IsabruhMoment

5 жыл бұрын

*Hold up*

@purplepikmin1563

5 жыл бұрын

excuse me WHAT

Next Video: Doing anything at all crashes Paper Mayro

@lily__r

5 жыл бұрын

i read "paper mayo"

@UltraAryan10

5 жыл бұрын

*pepper meyro

You made it. You were already an hero for ages, but you transcended everything once again with this. Congrats.

You have the best intro of any KZread channel. Hands down.

Time ago I used to think these videogames were impossible to bug... I was wrong

@thesilent185

5 жыл бұрын

Oh boi were you wrong, were you wrong...

@Kike2205

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, nobody thinks his childhood hás mistakes...

Making bad “crashes paper mario” jokes crashes paper mario

Glad to see your still making vids man

As always, amazing video Stryder.

So Mario has got the power to summon The World. Heh, always knew that

Mario: *goes way out of bounds* N64 CPU: *gets a giant number that it can't understand* N64 CPU: What the cinnamon toast fuck is this?

Awesome, a new video :) It's crazy how after watching all your content I actually understand what your talking about now xD

merlee: gives mario some more coins mario: ZA WURLDO

4:17 Mario: ZA WARUDO! TOKE WA TOMARE!

breathing crashes paper mario

Stryder videos are like a block of gold

I can’t believe youtube didn’t recommend this to me. I found this because I was watching shesez doing paper Mario, and checked your channel out of curiosity.

Paper Mario crashes so much it's Bandicoot... I know where the exit is, thanks.

@stalliarus-randomness6285

5 жыл бұрын

Walking out of the door crashes blooper

@levithe2nd

4 жыл бұрын

Laughing at this joke crashes you Me: WAIT YOU MEA- *crash*

Finally, the one we’ve all been waiting for.

Its Been Forever! Thx For Uploading!

what's next? "buying paper mario crashes Paper Mario!" "eating Fish Sticks Parmesan crashes Paper Mario!"

Not playing the game crashes Paper Mario

Next video: playing paper Mario crashes paper mario

@achievedchair17

5 жыл бұрын

Noahthehyperpotato BoF that’s already a video I think

@clint8406

5 жыл бұрын

@@achievedchair17 no there's not.

@achievedchair17

5 жыл бұрын

Clinton Bliss ok

I was waiting for this. Stryder being Luigi crashes paper mario

Stryker, your vids are so entertaining. I wish more speedrunners/glitch hunters made these types of videos. Pannen kinda does but without commentary

Jesus, I think even playing the game normally will crash the game.

@rjante2236

5 жыл бұрын

About that..

@abrahamdoucette

5 жыл бұрын

attacking lava piranha with an egg bomb while having double dip equipped will crash the game

@henryg.8762

5 жыл бұрын

It can

@rooka4

5 жыл бұрын

It legit does, see the video "having a friendly conversation crashes paper mario"