My job as clown is to collect every strange pill I find in maints and eat them all at once at the front desk of med, and watch the doctors freak out.

@tarniabook3076

2 ай бұрын

You must be fun at parties and, for once in my life, I actually mean it.

the clown is in charge of keeping things based and not cringe

@thebeheaded7706

7 ай бұрын

My last clown shift I robbed the vault and got ahelped followed by a ban

@mercy9487

7 ай бұрын

truly based@@thebeheaded7706

@Clown_the_Clown

7 ай бұрын

Unfortunately the admins keep this game cringe.

@CunnyMuncher

6 ай бұрын

@@Clown_the_ClownThats what happens when your dev/admins are fat dudes that think they're women It happened a lot to ss13 servers too, especially tg and yog and other hugbox servers, sadly

@militantpanic

4 ай бұрын

the admin is in charge of keeping things cringe and not based

Quartermaster's job is to keep a close watch of the ongoing situation, so that Cargonia can rightfully secede from the station at the most opportune time and at a moment's notice.

I like playing psychologist because for most of the round, I accumulate enough illicit substances to get sec to label me as “a one man cartel”

loved the mime explanation

@CrazzyJ-iw5rc

7 ай бұрын

Right? I'm so glad that he didn't forget about how mimes

@comet.x

6 ай бұрын

what was he supposed to do? talk about them?

@tarniabook3076

2 ай бұрын

It left me speechless.

I did a ttrpg campaign as a librarian once. I even prepared the character sheets, a rule based from an actual ttrpg, and the adventure in separate documents, and we had a great time roleplaying inside a roleplay. A PAI activated and thought we were gambling at first, that was funny. Sad thing, we didn't get to finish because the room exploded into space.

"Chemists make medicine for the crew".... You spelled space lube wrong

@Liltenhead

7 ай бұрын

Meth

Warden also takes over command if Hos for any reason is unavailable. ...Also in practice warden is usually responsible for reigning in overzealous officers and shitsecs, because you bet your ass Hos is not gonna bother unless it's really egregious. Warden is kinda like informal leader of officers, often more so than Hos is because Hos rarely stays in brig for long. But unlike Hos he has no formal command responsibilities so it really depends on server culture. Sometimes warden is respected almost as another department head, sometimes secs don't even notice him.

@CrazzyJ-iw5rc

7 ай бұрын

I learned the basics of stunning and cuffing, and not harm batonning from a Warden as well since there werent any senior officers and the HoS couldn't be fu- I mean "delegated" my training to the Warden. He then sent me on patrol and I got robusted by a syndie reinforcement.

@BIGESTblade

7 ай бұрын

@@CrazzyJ-iw5rc I got rovusted once by a permed syndie together with other sec when both of us were armed and he only had freedom implant and banana peels. Happens to the best of us.

@alasdairsinclair916

7 ай бұрын

@@CrazzyJ-iw5rc My first round as cadet was a zombie round. The captain was an initial infected, and just gunned down the security department using the armory. Rip.

Forgot to add the clown occasionally bombing the ship

As someone that's mastered every role besides a few Heads, well fucking done explaining stuff. See you on the flipside, choom. And give Officer Bravo a wave the next time you pass him.

this is super useful for sec cadets because yes you need to know how the station works not just how to stun someone

Not quick enough!

@No.00000

4 ай бұрын

Put it on 2X

Overrall Good Introductions, Thanks man!

There's definitely some room for some more interesting jobs, but of course, that requires a bigger and more reliable player base.

i have 500 hours in this game and im still watching this lol

not sure if its goon station specific or if its in all of ss13 but i would love to see the rancher job in ss14. Got to love making people pet raptors from chickens

@CrazzyJ-iw5rc

7 ай бұрын

that and *infinite burger meat*

9:57 I just love that the bat is named Remilia. I'm considering to try this game and seeing such a neat Touhou reference makes it all the more tempting.

One think im unsure is senior engeneer above other engeneers and atmosferic or they are on same level becouse i wasnt sure when they tried to force me to do stuff that i didnt wanted to do

@Liltenhead

7 ай бұрын

No, seniors shouldn't be telling anyone what to do. They're just for teaching people.

@drakonlegend4452

7 ай бұрын

@@Liltenhead although if someone with 2000 mins into a department tells you to not do something it is usually better to listen to him...

@Kfo221

7 ай бұрын

​@@drakonlegend4452obviously, but I think he means bossing others around

@CrazzyJ-iw5rc

7 ай бұрын

As a Senior anything, i'm not the boss of you, I'm just here to show you the ropes. Now if CE's dead, I've seen Senior Engineers step up and take the CE's place, but the whole department voted them in, and the Captain had to approve it.

@keyabrade1861

4 ай бұрын

They're first among equals. You aren't _obliged_ to listen to them but if it's regarding engineering-specific tasks you probably should, unless you believe they're an antag.

Awesome work, next challenge: get it under a minute

id say atmos also would make gas mixes but... yeah, i dont think i wanna make freezon ever again

10:12 best part

How do you use the cameras and PDA message as reporter?

Hold on a second... the medical PDA doubles as a health analyzer? since when?? And how come no one mentions it?

@literallyagun8161

7 ай бұрын

Poor you...

@ashleybyrd2015

7 ай бұрын

been that way since at least the start of the year when i started playing medical, and it's probably rarely mentioned because it's so easy to take for granted for those who know. i agree that it'd be nice if it were made more obvious though.

@fernando47180

7 ай бұрын

@@ashleybyrd2015 Yeah, in particular since I take PDAs don't use batteries, so it just sounds a lot more convenient to use your PDA in general, or in case of emergencies, if medbay has lost power and you can't recharge cells.

@fernando47180

7 ай бұрын

@@literallyagun8161 Oh, tell me about it. I've had great instructors in my short time playing SS14, and yet I've had so many "why did no one tell me?" moments. Though to be honest, I suspect this could be something I missed on the guidebook to how to medical. Are there other PDAs with "hidden" special uses? I wouldn't be surprised if the Engi's PDA works as a multitool, or if the barkeep's PDA could dispense liquor.

@CrazzyJ-iw5rc

7 ай бұрын

@@fernando47180 As of right now, i think the only other one is the musician's PDA being an instrument.

Forgot to talk about Ian with hop

Alternative title: All SS14 jobs explained in 15 mins

i got banned :( how do i get UNbanned

I havent got answer for the main question: Who the hell is Steeve Jobs?

Why did you make all of Sec into lizards? Lmfao

No Bitrunner?

@weeeeelp

7 ай бұрын

I don't think Bitrunner is in vanilla SS14. I've only seen it on Delta-V servers

Weh!

SS14 still doesn't have the AI role eh? My favorite, but I can survive with borgs

clown is in charge of the captain

Forgot Courier.

@Liltenhead

4 күн бұрын

not a wizden job

Old Cluster...

Whats hamlets job?

@thebeheaded7706

7 ай бұрын

Microwave

@CoffeePowered

7 ай бұрын

Depends what hat he has on

@ashleybyrd2015

7 ай бұрын

To the microwave

@ZigealFaust

7 ай бұрын

Ignore the psychos who will immedately grab him and then nuke him. Hamlet is invaluable as a spy if you can get him cog'd as he can both attack and fit into small spaces and evade people.

@the8626

2 ай бұрын

make the space station happy

Greytider greytider greytider greytider greytider greytider greytider greytider greytider greytider greytider greytider greytider greytider greytider Tiding since 2017

I'm a asshole as qm and a sweet heart as a medical doctor

Great video. I just wish the community was better. Instead of actually roleplaying, Admins will punish you for just about every little thing.

@ZigealFaust

7 ай бұрын

Absolute bullshit. I play a gremlin Doctor named Sadako who's borderline self antag and they don't care cuz im in character and still doing my job for the most part. The only ban I've ever got was for straight up kidnapping HoS cuz I thought he was a Syndie (i was new) and even then they were gonna slap me on the wrist but I had logged out so they considered that "ban evasion" and gave me back privs once I actually explained myself. The only people that get banned are mistakes or outright shitters who will kill a clown in cold blood then wonder why they are banned from Sec, lmfao.

@Clown_the_Clown

5 ай бұрын

@@ZigealFaust That is far from true, Wizden admins will ban you for the most trivial of things, then let major rule breakers go free. Their enforcement is inconsistent and petty, and is a routine complaint from many people.

@noahtekulve2684

4 ай бұрын

Yeah in my experience so long as you actually play your role (holy shit) things go really well!

@Clown_the_Clown

4 ай бұрын

@@noahtekulve2684 Perma banned from the forums for criticizing Wizden admins.

@noahtekulve2684

4 ай бұрын

@@Clown_the_Clown I never really looked at the forums so I can't comment on that. Was more talking about my experience playing. I had a great time

Day 28 of asking Liltenhead to unban me in his comments

@sean7221

7 ай бұрын

But I can see your comment????

@Werddrewtv

7 ай бұрын

@@sean7221 Woah it's almost like it's a comment or something

@Bruno-dv3ym

7 ай бұрын

damn i can see why you are banned@@Werddrewtv

@ZigealFaust

7 ай бұрын

Imagine doing this instead of following protocol and just submitting a ban appeal on the forums. What a clod.

@Werddrewtv

7 ай бұрын

@@ZigealFaust language