Squashing The Bert Beef w/ Joe List | Your Mom's House Ep. 729
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On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina ask Joe List about the argument he had with Bert and we get to hear his side of the story. They also expose him to the classic cool guys of YMH, some new inmate pen-pal videos, and another batch of Christina's TikToks. The three talk about swingers, isolation, sitting on cakes, and what it's like to watch yourself do comedy. Before Joe's segment, Tom talks about the joys of torturing Charo and cold plunges. Also, they may have found a new cool guy in Jesse Peterson. Ta ta there!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:48 - Sleep And Charo
00:12:09 - Opening Clip: Jesse Peterson
00:28:39 - Liberals And Jiu Jitsu
00:31:47 - Women's Fitness And Hot Dudes
00:39:19 - Joe List
00:43:25 - Bert And Joe's Beef
00:52:26 - Golfer Freaks Out
00:57:16 - Partners And Sitting On Cakes
01:03:06 - Classic Cool Guys
01:13:40 - Inmate Pen Pals
01:22:39 - TikToks
01:48:08 - Fourth of July Movie
01:49:28 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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Spend the first two minutes talking about how great Saatva mattresses are, open the show with how horrible their sleep has been 😂😂😂
@codydowling6269
8 ай бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one to find humor in this
@evancallow4356
8 ай бұрын
I also noticed that, maybe he was on the couch
@DiscGolfAddict
8 ай бұрын
Soooo satva is great sleep right???? About to loose that sponsor
@frankg882
8 ай бұрын
Haha great catch!!
@EarthlyEden1
8 ай бұрын
To play devils advocate here, doesn't matter how fantastic a mattress is, if I am getting up a 6 45, gonna be pissed off and tired.
Love seeing Nadav immortalized in the studio. RIP 🙏🏻
@user-jn1hb5dh7w
8 ай бұрын
choked on water when i saw that.
@A3urden0nU
8 ай бұрын
I miss his laughs tho.... it should be like a laugh track, which would be hilarious... and it's only triggered by Zolo, another Jew.
@jheal62
8 ай бұрын
I can’t believe Tom is supporting an anti trans activist.
@chilloutdude3617
8 ай бұрын
@@jheal62 He really has stooped pretty low, huh. Dang...Anti.....trans.
@ThomasPisz
8 ай бұрын
Tragic death. Rip nadav
Brat Kischler being offended that a sober guy doesn't want to go in a bar is like 2/2 on his narcissist alcoholic checklist.
Joe’s last two specials are top tier comedy gold.
Nadav in his rightful place in the cool guy hall of fame
@user-bt2od3yw1b
8 ай бұрын
He will be back, I still have a feeling this is a long joke xD
@RandyMarsh22
8 ай бұрын
@@user-bt2od3yw1bit’s not, he quit so he doesn’t have to run that marathon🤣
@SpaceCatKungFu
8 ай бұрын
Pour one out for Patty. 🍻🍀
@neighborbruce
8 ай бұрын
@@RandyMarsh22I think he had a hard time with the taunting in general. You could tell he REALLY hated the anti-TRANSitional lenses gag. Plus, he did say he's still training to run a marathon - just not so soon. Don't be low and loose and spread misinformation about our boy Patty 🙏
@RandyMarsh22
8 ай бұрын
@@neighborbruce your ability to not get the joke i was making is pretty low and loose
Long story short: Bert tried to make someone else's bachelor party all about him. Shocking, right?
@anxheloripa449
8 ай бұрын
This is such an underrated comment 😂😂
@thedude1316
8 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHA. Yeah. Bert is an idiot.
@jacobiwilson3887
8 ай бұрын
I'd be surprised if he didn't considering he has to be the STAR of everything he does.
@missMichellePower
8 ай бұрын
Brooooooo Bert is such a narcissist lol I feel so bad for Joe. He’s like the sweetest dude and Bert probably hates him cuz he doesn’t drink and Bert needs alcohol in his life so bad 😅
@JBGC916
8 ай бұрын
🤯
Love when Tim and Christy do boomer improv for the first part of every show.
Dude telling Pete Holmes that he thinks like a woman in the opening clip was GOLD!
I love the painting of that Irish guy behind Christina he seems like a really cool guy.
@mysticapprentice
8 ай бұрын
The coolest.
@jpmotovlogs996
8 ай бұрын
Circumcised too ;)
@transformerstuff7029
8 ай бұрын
bit jewish though
@markduffy6776
8 ай бұрын
Now hanging out with Shaymus in Killarney
@mysticapprentice
8 ай бұрын
@@markduffy6776 😂😂😂😂😂
Joe List has gone from "who's this goofy guy?" to being an absolute legend in my mind over the past 6 months. He's so good at comedy and randomly an incredible actor too.
@TheSeedforme
8 ай бұрын
PFFFFFRTTTTT huh
@covidkiller420
8 ай бұрын
Happened to me in 2020. Took a chance on Tuesday with stories cuz I loved Mark Normand and ended up becoming such a huge fan of that show and both of them
@sethgsf4120
8 ай бұрын
Same exact thing happened to me but during covid
@b0ssatr0n91
8 ай бұрын
Big facts
@user-vv8bq7mm2o
8 ай бұрын
Says you, he's been funny for a lot longer and 'absolute legend' c'mon relax
I can tell how much time Joe List and Mark Normand spend together by their vocal cadences
The partner thing is because after the age of 30 and you’re not married saying boyfriend sounds like you’re in high school and not in a long term serous relationship 😂😂😂😂
@washingtonotters7816
8 ай бұрын
@@Anoneemus_Noenayme eeek I couldn’t imagine the eye roll my boyfriend would give if I called him my husband. But that’s just me. I just feel weird saying boyfriend in my mid 30s. Being 36 is just weird period. Everything by feels strange and uncertain
Its pretty obvious bart felt joe was stealing his thunder. In hid mind, everyone was going to eat his food and hed get to feel like the greatest person ever. When joe bought pizzas, that threw his whole idea off and he responded the only way he knew how. Like a petulant child.
@Christopher-md7tf
8 ай бұрын
I legit don't understand how anybody can stand hanging out with him, he's the most annoying person on the planet
@TheMrsoulkitchen
8 ай бұрын
Yeah he really is a piece of work
@user-vv8bq7mm2o
8 ай бұрын
Great summary, so much clearer now
@samanthab1923
8 ай бұрын
Yup, he’s not that hard to figure out. Huge Baby Huey
@Terrible0x0Trivium
8 ай бұрын
BuT hE's ThE mAcHiNe
How could Bort ever be upset more food is available to shovel into his face.
@ajx16
8 ай бұрын
He literally ate the pizza too. He just wanted to be the hero that saved Mark Normands bachelor party by getting everybody Thai food
@N8_Mitchinson
8 ай бұрын
My son is also called Bort
Christina got the shades DeNiro wore in Casino lol
I've watched all 3 of Joe List's most recent specials and loved every minute of each one. It was so much fun to see him on the show.
Nadav now honored as a cool guy! Wonderful touch mommies
@user-vv8bq7mm2o
8 ай бұрын
Nope
@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime
8 ай бұрын
@@user-vv8bq7mm2o dude is so fat he left the pod to avoid the marathon
Is it me or is Christina slowly morphing into Martin Scorsese's mom's from Goodfellas. "Why don't you settle down?"😂
@BJJUSAF
8 ай бұрын
I think this pic speaks for itself. Discuss amongst yourselves… cdn.fedweb.org/fed-28/2/Linda-Richman-562px.jpg
@thebonbrests741
8 ай бұрын
Omg hahahaha best comparison 👏
@ETAisNOW
8 ай бұрын
Emojis are gay
@jspaulding4106
8 ай бұрын
@@ETAisNOW🏳️🌈
@ETAisNOW
8 ай бұрын
@@jspaulding4106 ewww
They showed Joe videos and stumbled through the whole podcast, then the final 2 mins finally ask him about his movie and special LOL
@Gixsir
8 ай бұрын
Show has suck for a while now
@robertsimon2262
8 ай бұрын
This podcast is such a shit show now. Just stop releasing the podcasts and make them good again
The Nadav picture is classy AF of them to do for such a cool guy
They finally covered pizza gate …. I’m team list …. I can only imagine how annoying it is to be be sober around all those drunk people.
@zac.s
8 ай бұрын
Bert is probably the only member of team Bert.
@dkarahtee5340
8 ай бұрын
As a 3 year sober alcoholic, I can tell you that seeing people who take drinking into the stratosphere, especially when you care about them, is one of the worst things imagineable. I'm really glad Joe made it on. I'm a Tuesgay and a mommy and this marriage makes me gay like my dad.
@danieljohn9257
7 ай бұрын
Yeah, f#ck that noise. I totally agree, Thiago. If I’m having a few drinks myself, I’ll have a good time and go ahead and put up with the ones who have to drink until they’re wasted and never just enjoy a nice beer buzz. I pace myself to stay un-sober but not wasted either. 😏 Now if I’m not drinking for alcoholism or any other reasons like driving etc., then yeah…no. Uh uh. No way should anyone do that unless they have chosen to have an unpleasant evening. 😁
Whatever the beef is I’m immediately on Joes side
@stuartthomas94
8 ай бұрын
there's literally zero chance it's not Bert's fault. Fake wheeze laughing the whole way.
@chaddixson8398
8 ай бұрын
AH HUNDRED PERCENT
@blueandgreenslacks
8 ай бұрын
Eff Bart in the A😂
@kjnewell7243
8 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@KneeJerkReactions13
8 ай бұрын
Joe was being a baby. Wanted pizza now! Bert was flexing but not wrong.
OMG I can't stop laughing at the angry golfer clip!!!! So damn funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣
It’s always a good ep. when Fedsmoker makes an appearance. RIP to the King Chomo.
As a poor, I appreciate these east coast blue collar comedians.
@timgonzales2891
8 ай бұрын
There is nothing blue collar about them lol. They probably haven't had a real job in a decade+, if ever. You're talking about people that get paid to travel around and speak on stage.
@frecklefart909
8 ай бұрын
@@timgonzales2891I mean, being an entertainer is a real job. You could not sound more miserable, jealous and poor all the same time😂😂😂 Loser.
@nickg7738
8 ай бұрын
@@timgonzales2891 spoken like a poor
@chaseobassmusic
8 ай бұрын
@@timgonzales2891r/woosh
@animuslite8809
8 ай бұрын
@@timgonzales2891i think he's kidding timmy boy
The portrait of Nadav is absolute gold!!
@BoinkrNanis
8 ай бұрын
He made it to the cool guy club. Proud of that turned J
After moving in with my girlfriend, after five years together. I started calling her my partner. Seemed abit immature to keep calling her my girlfriend all the time. Felt more comitale.
@bend6799
8 ай бұрын
What is immature is not marrying her
@s00065705
8 ай бұрын
@@bend6799 Thanks 🙄
@bend6799
8 ай бұрын
@@s00065705 you’re welcome partner
When he said “even his sweater is black” I was waiting on Nadavs laugh 😂
YMH: "Buy this mattress, till be the best sleep you've ever had. I sleep on mine every night and its magical" Also YMH: "I SLEPT LIKE SHIT."
@djlive408
8 ай бұрын
That’s why you have love comics, they are straight up with everything.
That portrait of Nadav is perfection
The ironic thing is that this event made Joe known to so many more people. When Ari first told the story I was like "who is this genius who broke Brent?" Now I know. Way to go, Joe.
Love the friendship amongst knuckleheads! Keep up the good work fellas! Y’all give something to look forward to, which is laughter. Golden boys!
Whatever is going on between Bart and Joe. We already know bert started it.
Having fedsmokers whole clip censored is a travesty
@ratfacedudeguy_
8 ай бұрын
The touch my camera through the fence... I almost cried. I guess rtard has fallen off as the lesser of the letter-word evils.
@itsmeagain966
8 ай бұрын
YMH has really fallen huh :(
Tom said he was tired at the beginning yet it turned out to be the best episode in a minute!!
Native portrait is GOLD. People in the comments reminding me i wont know when to laugh without him lol
Sorry I'm late to commenting, I got held behind (had to check my luggage twice today, because of how poor I look). I'm sad to see Tim and Krissy sleeping like us poors, I thought that winner money affords you good sleep? I guess I don't know that much, but I do only have a poor's education.
just remember everyone. this content isn't for the poors.
@joecool2721
8 ай бұрын
Or people that work at the airport
I love isolation. I regularly go days without human contact. I think the longest I’ve gone is 3 weeks, and it was not a struggle at all. I think it’s because I hate surprises, so I have a pathological need to always know what’s going on around me, and being in isolation my mind is at peace.
The show feels so empty without Nadav’s laugh bleeding out from the sound room
@rangleski3695
8 ай бұрын
Any funny bit doesn't hit half as hard now. Might as well just use a cricket sound after every joke.
@strictlybananas
8 ай бұрын
@@rangleski3695 haha yeah it’s actually wild how much his presence is missed
@user-vv8bq7mm2o
8 ай бұрын
You mean far less annoying
@jarnold1789
8 ай бұрын
@@strictlybananas He definitely added something to the show for me. I just hope he can find success on his own. When he was describing his future plans on his farewell episode I was feeling pretty uneasy for him
Every episode is 2 hours of how rich tom is now.. so relatable love it
@comree11
8 ай бұрын
Rich comics just lose their edge
@iangreen7136
8 ай бұрын
My favorite was I had to wake up early.... 630 am
@michaelmcgrath7042
8 ай бұрын
we died poor so he could be rich
@MrDustinthewind23
8 ай бұрын
Lost all respect for the dude this week. Loves being a tragic person, and was born into generational wealth. Mother Fucker wouldn’t do anything like this with the starting points most folks have. Stick to observational comedy not social science or economic critique
@Christopher-md7tf
8 ай бұрын
The fat poors are at it again 😂 iT's nOt rElAtAbLe
My poor ass can’t wait to listen to this pod.
They really are testing RPC's patience by putting his portrait next to Unc 😅
I absolutely love the prisoner breakdowns and guessing what they are in for. Its a beautiful prisoner gameshow. Keep them coming.
Christine turning every episode into a therapy session and talking about how shitty her parents were is getting annoying
@raichuraichu7632
8 ай бұрын
💯
I love Christina but did she steal Kim Jong Il’s glasses from the Team America movie?
@Kansanite
8 ай бұрын
I thought the same but fortunately they're just the real Kim's glasses instead 😂
9:06 Christina keeps laughing at Tom trolling his mom, just remember you have 2 boys. 😂
Nadav has been IMMORTALIZED in the portrait as the only J allowed in French Aristocracy. NICE!!
Joe list is terribly underrated. If u havent watched his standup..give it a shot
@KneeJerkReactions13
8 ай бұрын
I tried. Love Normand, love Morril. Joe..meh
@kaodik
8 ай бұрын
@KneeJerkReactions13 oh wow really? They are from the same cloth. Well Sam is a little more serious. Joe and Mark are very similar but I also prefer mark
@shawnweber8524
8 ай бұрын
@@KneeJerkReactions13that's very odd, his specials are great and he speaks very similarly to Mark.
@kaodik
8 ай бұрын
@@shawnweber8524 u see how similar list and Normand are when listen/watch Tuesdays
@schweber10
8 ай бұрын
@@KneeJerkReactions13 I'm with you, I like him as a guest on pods, but his stand up is overrated
Oh I just noticed the portrait of Nedav behind Christina! RIP Nedav, we’ll miss you 😘
I wanted to watch this then I remembered..... in the words of master Tom I'm "a poor"
Tom taking flying lessons but can't afford to buy one and has to ride with all the poors
Could hear Nadav laughing during Mark's First Date yesterday.... I miss that Irish J.
@user-bt2od3yw1b
8 ай бұрын
I thought i heard him laughing on this ep too in the background at one point lol
Imagine what ari would say if Tom killed his mom in a helicopter
@mjstevens92
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@joshhulsey7322
8 ай бұрын
Nice! Underrated comment
Charro in the cold plungs...... "ive watched that video like 40 times." "we havent watched our wedding video once." hahahahahhahhaaha
When two actually solid comedians can't see a troll master, you know something's up.
I call my fiancé partner because it confuses my boomer coworkers and then they don't ask about my personal life
@flynnplumlee5293
8 ай бұрын
#lifehack
@DepthFromAbove
8 ай бұрын
To be fair, they already knew you were gay.
@robmiller6785
8 ай бұрын
So gay
@automaticwriting4220
8 ай бұрын
It’s ok, my dog is gay as well.
Just when I think I'm out (slightly) of YMH, they pull me back IN with List.. Love Joe List. Tuesdays with stories rules.
@boss2ndtfs
8 ай бұрын
I feel you on that. Did you finish the ep? Kinda like a solo ep and Joe is just there. The mommies just talk directly to one another in a few different spots. Joe might as well be a booth boy.
Tim telling all the partners out there to grow up is much needed!
christina dying at the toothbrush video is amazing
Joe looks genuinely scared with the TikTok curations lol
Let’s call it how it really is. Joe List has more comedic chops in is pinky than Bert does in his entire body
@cougheeboyb
8 ай бұрын
All day
@andrewtregoning
8 ай бұрын
To be fair Joe list is an absolute monster stand up, he's way better than most
😭😭😭the Nadav portrait got me dying laughing rn
The "dont vote, you're not ready" rolling right into the doordash ad killed me
2 Bears sucks now. I haven't finished one in a month.
@JoeDunnit
8 ай бұрын
I'm not with most of the guest bear situations. The Huberman episode was good, but that could've been a Tom Talks episode.
I think we need Dan Cummins on, and have him and Tom only talk about serial killers lol
@fukuuu
8 ай бұрын
He's been doing the rounds. He'd be great on YMH
@dustynutz4982
8 ай бұрын
Need to have the cast of Lil stinkers
@Tank3dSauc3
8 ай бұрын
That'd be awesome!
@Leviajohnson
8 ай бұрын
Cummins is hilarious
@WeekendUpdate7
8 ай бұрын
Hell yes
Jesse Peterson is the real life Uncle Ruckus🤣🤣🤣
There’s something ironic about mentioning 1984 when talking about controlling language, while arguing against change and for maintaining the status quo.
Nadav right next to Ol Shit Eyes is poetic and hilarious 😂
They put Nadav on the CoolGuy wall 😂😂😂
I went on a Jesse binge last week and didnt expect him to be opening the show.. hilarious.
Hearing Charo screaming sacame is so funny, it sounds identically like my South American mom 😂
Nadav on the cool guy wall is truly epic. Rest in piece pat
Psychopaths openly exposing and admitting that they are in fact psychopaths on social media is a good thing for society. That lady also proves the common assumption that all psychos are super-intelligent, to be very much false.
The kids laughing at his mom is hilarious.
when he said "we got steam boat Willy here" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
Australians use “partner” instead of boyfriend/girlfriend because it’s very common here to have long term relationships and not be married. It’s to emphasise the relationship as more serious than just dating. Nothing to do with gender.
@davidbailey9382
8 ай бұрын
Why not specify? I don't immediately think a person's relationship isn't serious if they say bf/gf unless that person has had 10-20 of them in a short span of time
@BoinkrNanis
8 ай бұрын
Well in the states, it's a bit...fucking nuts. I said my gf to a group of women and they yelled at me to say partner, then in the same breath they said they dislike transwomen in sports. Idk, we have an intelligence issue in the states.
@mrs.h2725
8 ай бұрын
The ppl in the states who are writing articles declaring what terms ppl should be allowed to use, or that husband/wife are negative terms, are mostly straight white women. Most of us queers don’t give an F, and will use partner just as commonly as we use bf/gf/husband/wife. There’s some drama queen ultra wokes who try to make it a big deal, but they’re the minority in our community. Just use whatever terms feels natural for you.
@radhiadeedou8286
8 ай бұрын
@@davidbailey9382imo boyfriend or girlfriend sounds weird if you're in your 40s or older
@nicoleabate2162
8 ай бұрын
That's kinda what I figured lol
Let's goooo Joe is criminally underrated
@Wetterwet
8 ай бұрын
His recent special was terrific
@wking8
8 ай бұрын
Tuesday's with stories gets me through the week
@chemxcore
8 ай бұрын
Funcle Joe!
@WKRP187
8 ай бұрын
His Dad's Gay!
@shanestephens4728
8 ай бұрын
Oh no, we’re not doing this again. Everyone knows Dan Soder is criminally underrated!!!
Love the prison dating. You should do like 3 an episode lol
Butt bean 😭🤣 💀 new word added to the thesaurus in my head.
sounds like we need to get Bert and Joe in a home run derby to see who has the better swing.
I am so happy Joe list made it to YMH!
If Todd doesnt make that Nadav coolguy painting a merch poster, i dont even know what the world is anymore.
@miroirs-jumeaux
8 ай бұрын
I saw it as soon as I read your comment. 👀
the very serious "it's been all downhill from there" from Joe at the end had me gasping
I can’t wait to see Charo in that chopper! “BIKES!!”
Mariachi and chicken nuggets, really went all out for the Fart Mistress
It’s a dangerous game eating while watching this lmao
YMH should film a Top Gear/Grand Tour style road trip to Fed Smokers grave.
Joe is one of my favorite standups. I needed this today.
Who else immediately ffwd to the joe list segment?
hey Tom, i heard Garth Brooks never had to check his bags on a flight, lol !!
When Joe called Ari a pimple…. Well I just laughed way too hard at that one
Joe seems like the grown man that suggests charades
@jbean9021
8 ай бұрын
You are 100% right 😂
@Liv-lq9jg
8 ай бұрын
So dull
@alejandrojalmeyda-gonzalez7907
8 ай бұрын
@@Liv-lq9jg He's nervous, its a big podcast with industry comedians. Watch Stavies World with him and Stavros
@annabethsmith-kingsley2079
8 ай бұрын
He's sober: he's trying to stay entertained in a room full of drunkards.
@Liv-lq9jg
8 ай бұрын
@@annabethsmith-kingsley2079 awww I feel badly now
Speaking of emotional toddlers, Tom throwing a temper tantrum because a lady at American Airlines asked him to check some luggage sounds like emotional toddler to me
@MVdudu2k
8 ай бұрын
where did that come out?
Nadav is in the kool guys club and his portrait behind Christina's left side actually looks authentic
I love that Nadav made the wall of cool guys!
I'm too poor to watch the podcast. Wish I had a rich daddy like Tom
@kealebogamadimabe131
8 ай бұрын
We all need one
@modernmasculinity6560
8 ай бұрын
Segura’s net is worth $10 million. Compare that to Seinfeld ($15 billion), Jay Leno ($3 billion), or Chapelle ($2 billion) . Hell even Bill Burr is worth $15 million. Among his peers Tom is one of “the poors”.
What a delight to see Fedsmoker again. I didn't realize how much I missed him.
The nadav oil painting has to be the best joke 😂
I was looking forward to watching this but it’s literally just an hour of Tom showing Joe videos we’ve seen for a hour
@zg9445
8 ай бұрын
Gotta sell those ads 😂
@SEXCOPTER_RUL
8 ай бұрын
This is what I live for
@jarnold1789
8 ай бұрын
Lol Tom needs some new content