you should actually upload that creepypasta to r/nosleep or something, that's a multiple part masterpiece in the making

@deadwind4105

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t think to see your here and ageee completely

@CoobyPls

2 жыл бұрын

I smell a Storymode: Special Edition

@ThatDudeWithBoobs

2 жыл бұрын

Only if you join in on the narration, dude, it could use your glorious voice 💙

@Red-Tower

2 жыл бұрын

It reminded me of this time I was having a sleepover at a friend's place and we were up late and decided we should make an intentionally bad creepypasta but as though it was trying to sincere. We made it based around Skyrim too, featuring hyper-realistic blood, acting very smart and tough, dying irl from the game, etc. We got a few comments saying how awful it was, one or two saying we were trolls, and it ended up in the crappypasta website if that's still around. Definitely not one of my proudest moments (there was some crude language that I wouldn't have used personally), but we were committed to the persona, and it was a fun time and hilariously bad to look back at.

@attigator

2 жыл бұрын

I sense a new Sundance Rejects: Creepy Pasta Edition coming

I'm watching this one from across the room with volume on 1

@dexo2727

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta have the lights on too

@kedgee

2 жыл бұрын

And a teddy bear to cuddle up next to

@spaghettichin9418

2 жыл бұрын

i'm only in the comment section cause i'm hiding from the spooky

@Oceanrex

2 жыл бұрын

Sumito!!!

@RandomPath

2 жыл бұрын

Too many spookidoos/ spooky bois

Ghosts and spirits are always captured in 240p. It’s practically the paranormal law by now

@lop90ful1

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair when captured on 4k it wouldnt even matter cause it would be called fake

@MrDarkcore

2 жыл бұрын

Wooo spooky!

@echonomix_

2 жыл бұрын

UFOs too

@wongliyo171

2 жыл бұрын

This is why it's hard to make modern horror games. Ghosts aren't scary unless they're low res.

@pokeguy742

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows a ghost's sprite can't exceed 256x256 pixels, the specter engine doesn't allow higher res sprites than that. God Howard itself said "there's no such thing as HD ghosts", and if he says it it must be true.

The creepypasta started off very believable but my immersion was broken when he said that Bethesda hired a play-tester.

@Ultrawup

Жыл бұрын

ZING

@grandmabutters8502

Жыл бұрын

I know; however, it made more sense to me once they said that Todd Howard himself buried the body

@vatonage1599

Жыл бұрын

"I've been playtesting the game for several days now. Everyone at the office keeps staring at me. Wait... I think I hear something.."

@patron8597

Жыл бұрын

I remembered talking to my fellow play testers just the day before, but on the next day, the entire office was empty. When I went to ask Todd, he simply replied "What? What is a playtesters?!" Shocked, I left the office through the rectangular, wood framed opening that serves as both entrance and exit. It was at that very moment that I realized what had been bothering me since the first day of my job. Everyone had hyper realistic eyes! I wish I had followed the rules that I was told about during the interview.

@iamsad9107

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

That cabbage story is so wholesome. I spent so much time with my friends just doing stupid shit like that one boring days. Many highlights from the day we found an old tire and a chain in a pit, and used the chain to haul the tire up a hill and then chuck it down the hill.

@isabellaangeline2175

2 жыл бұрын

I like how a carful of older kids came along and, simply because of a cabbage, they all had a great time together, with the older teens playing with the younger kids. That was wholesome. lol imagine being the person who gave them that cabbage to later see it shredded all over the road, tho? If you give kids anything other than candy on Halloween, it’s never gonna make it to their house.

@ZeranZeran

2 жыл бұрын

That really was wholesome. A group of young adults sees some kids on Halloween. Do they prank them? No. Do they ignore them? No. They notice that someone gave them a CABBAGE, and then give them a show. Sometimes.. sometimes people are great.

@TransRoofKorean

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like a great excuse to hand out cabbages at Halloween. Too bad candy is so much cheaper.

@THICCTHICCTHICC

Жыл бұрын

Went shopping with my brother once and he wanted to buy a watermelon, so we were walking through the shop carrying one around. A group of guys walked past and said "let's play catch" so my brother pretty much instantly threw the melon straight at one of them and nearly knocked him over. Then they were all like "ohhhhhh shiiiiit I didn't think you were actually gonna do it" Not a good story, but the same kind of dumb fun

@sailorofthesoul1945

Жыл бұрын

@@THICCTHICCTHICC That's pretty good lol

god i love christmas

@unclereyofficial

2 жыл бұрын

Uncle Rey :))

@AW-hn6ro

2 жыл бұрын

Burh its holloween

@Markone99

2 жыл бұрын

Berd, give me your lunch money... Or else >:(

@FangsInMyLeg

2 жыл бұрын

same

@dogenugget6028

2 жыл бұрын

Wrong

At 3:37 the radio is mirrored. If we un-mirror it, we can find out that the handheld is on Channel 16. Channel 16 is designated for distress and emergencies only. This means that the AirBNB owner is currently talking to the coastguard.

@wtfsamusidk7574

2 жыл бұрын

Glados

@KatanaDen

2 жыл бұрын

Unlike Schettino...

@eeeeeeee134

2 жыл бұрын

Well I learned something from this comment thank you

@sharkz401

2 жыл бұрын

That old man is coast guard?

@user-xj5tk8de7t

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA MARKIPLIER NIECE DIDNT GET THE VACCINE SO TRUMP COULD WIN 2020 BUT SHE CRASHED THE CAR AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AT HER DURING THE FUNERAL HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO LOL!!

"I booted up the game but it was just a black screen. Turns out it wasn't haunted, it's just Bethesda"

Fun fact I played Fallout4 for 72h while on and really started to see mission markers in real life and shadow lurching around

@kirbyfunkopop7035

Жыл бұрын

havent we all??? like, literally played once for like more then 48 hours, striving for nearly 100

@kaitlyn8356

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, meth is a crazy drug.

@avo616

Жыл бұрын

Walking around at the absolute desire and jealousy of shadow people watching you look at all the sweet orange legendary drops on the floor that come and go. Yew

@jamesprice2163

Жыл бұрын

Enhanced caffeine has to be the best way of describing speed ever

@jamesprice2163

Жыл бұрын

@uNnHkP8mza meth is speed mate and idk what amph is but I assume it's amphetamine lol

At this point this is your main channel my lad.

@markalvarez1571

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly a new main channel episode is well overdue

@csours

2 жыл бұрын

@@markalvarez1571 It's gonna be 8 hours long at this rate

@UnhumanNewman

2 жыл бұрын

@@csours it goddamn better be

@AH-if1ge

2 жыл бұрын

We all need a new main channel video. Been waiting. Or at least tell us it's dead. Something. Anything

@bryanlane7208

2 жыл бұрын

I love these way more than the main channel videos

Just in time for Halloween. Historian is as punctual as he is thorough

@hyphaex

2 жыл бұрын

t

@h.smitty105

2 жыл бұрын

@@hyphaex you make a good point, but I think you miss the core of his argument.

@gordonfreemaan

2 жыл бұрын

@@h.smitty105 t

@crazy5736

2 жыл бұрын

I've never seen so many watermarks in a video

@kedgee

2 жыл бұрын

Looking forward to the christmas video in february :)

We need more documentaries. Cost of Concordia was a masterpiece.

@J0hnHenrySNEEDen

2 жыл бұрын

15:09

@KN-hg2nv

2 жыл бұрын

@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen lmao I wanted to comment this too

@rockycuro7737

2 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting for that video on cyberpunk

@caram5222

2 жыл бұрын

He explained why it takes a while in the qna for that video.

@caram5222

2 жыл бұрын

Also on their Twitter the pinned tweet links to a page where you can see the progress for all their videos

Internet historian is only person where I watch the ads cause he doesn't just read some script with shitty fake enthusiasm

@shanegawales5121

Жыл бұрын

10:08

@CaptainPupu

Жыл бұрын

The only ad I'm willing to watch Nowdays is raid shadow legends. Number 1 rated game in the universe Use code: FUCKOFF for 10 gazillion, nay, 10 thousand gold medal money coin points and to get the super rare blue shirt 👕

@PRubin-rh4sr

Жыл бұрын

Thats called Stockholm syndrome

@KN-hg2nv

Жыл бұрын

I sometimes watch compilations of only his ads theyre hilarious

This is the scariest video on KZread next to the one of my parents conceiving me

@ryanb6503

2 жыл бұрын

Would it be any consolation if you then found out you were adopted

@bc8010

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you can get past your breast phobia

@6z0

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that video

@AlightingOnAir

2 жыл бұрын

This is so coincidental. I stumbled upon your channel on my walk today, loved it, subbed, and then you come out on the first IH video in 3 months.

@Pickle-oh

2 жыл бұрын

So I'm gonna need that link for educational purposes.

How many people have died? Shouldn't the air be all Ghosts by now? I should be hitting ghosts with my car as I drive down the freeway.

@paulrogers9091

2 жыл бұрын

My argument everytime people want to debate about ghosts. What about dogs? And mosquitos? Do trees become ghosts? They're alive.

@sabotage9926

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulrogers9091 trees aren't real

@thesexybatman263

2 жыл бұрын

Ghosts spawn on the spot that a person dies, right? That means Earth is leaving a constant trail of spirits behind it as it moves farther and farther from the center of the Universe at a speed of millions of kilometers per second.

@nickrustyson8124

2 жыл бұрын

I always assume most ghost are just normal people who don't care about anyone and just wanted to watch what you're watching on TV

@RichardPhister

2 жыл бұрын

I think I hit a few the other day, I think their name was Sue. They kept moaning the name Sue.

The Saw bit is actually a hilarious idea for a black comedy movie. Where the gag is that the saw man comes up with these amazing, lethal traps, but because hes incompetent he always forgets the 1, really really obvious way to solve the puzzle.

@Redbikemaster

Жыл бұрын

I'd watch that

@cayennepepper2010

Жыл бұрын

That's just regular Saw

My favorite part of this video is ManyKudos screaming "HE'S NOT" about the Among Us guy being self-aware.

this man is 11 months early on his halloween video, what a punctual chap.

@MyAngela995

2 жыл бұрын

I want to laugh at your joke, but I cant help but wonder how you decided on your name/pfp. Did you have to think about it or did it hit you all at once? Why not Ravioli? Why not Penne? I won't be able to sleep tonight thanks to these questions.

@Lasagnaisprettycool

2 жыл бұрын

@@MyAngela995 My apartment underwent renovations. For three weeks I had no access to my kitchen and bathroom. I had a temp apartment but it had no oven. The fridge was full of moldy food from the previous tenants. During this time I grew an increasing urge for lasagna, which I was unable to make for those three weeks. I never recovered.

@MyAngela995

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lasagnaisprettycool you know what. Youre right.. That IS pretty cool.

@Lasagnaisprettycool

2 жыл бұрын

@@MyAngela995 :D Hope you can sleep again now.

@cgme9535

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lasagnaisprettycool I can’t. Share some lasagna

I love how IH has slowly gotten shaggier with each redesign of his "face", really fits the ITF persona of him going more and more batshit crazy over the episodes

@mongrel_97

2 жыл бұрын

i thought i was going crazy. i was thinking did he add more crows feet to the "cartoonified harold" face, i guess he did!

@akillermelon

2 жыл бұрын

Egg

@CoobyPls

2 жыл бұрын

@@akillermelon egg!

We stayed at an old house once that wasn't marketed as haunted, but there was a painting of little victorian girls whose eyes followed you, lots of locked doors, a locked closet with a light on inside, and a book called The Angry Moon that looked really creepy, and everyone at the gathering refused to open it. That made everything more fun, to be honest. Would gladly stay at a place that plays into it.

@WingMaster562

Жыл бұрын

Just to be clear, it was a haunted theme house right?

@CorVids1031

Жыл бұрын

@WingMaster562 nope. Just an old house in nowhere, Texas. Had a ball though. Would gladly stay again over Halloween night.

@WingMaster562

Жыл бұрын

@@CorVids1031 "a painting of little victorian girls whose eyes followed you," Still really unsure if this is literal, expression, or a reference even with your reply.

@CorVids1031

Жыл бұрын

@@WingMaster562 No there was just. Really a creepy-looking painting. The whole house felt like someone had furnished it with stuff they found in an antique shop on sale. The locked basement made me feel like I was in The Conjuring or something similar.

@charlesnathansmith

Жыл бұрын

"An Indian girl insults the moon and is held prisoner by him until her friend reaches the sky country to rescue her."

The moth at the beginning that you killed is a Cecropia, one of the most beautiful of all moths. Such a moth might have been the centerpiece of the the moth/butterfly collection of a totally not-gay little kid who totally didn't turn into an internet weirdo.

@Dunmerdog

2 жыл бұрын

Just saw a cecropia the other day it was awesome

@poper7534

Жыл бұрын

That was definitely not a Cecropia, they are much redder and have a completely different pattern, the one in the video looks like a gum moth to me -signed, a Cecropia lover

@poper7534

Жыл бұрын

@@daifuku75 I'm just kinda obsessed with moths in particular, dont care much for anything outside order Lepidopetra

@sleeplesshollow4216

Жыл бұрын

Bugs disgust me and I squish them whenever they cross my path.

@nightlight0x07cc

Жыл бұрын

👀

As you choke Preston Garvey, he utters his final words : *Another settlement needs our help, I’ll mark it on your map.*

@MrMaksibon

2 жыл бұрын

ахахахаххаха

@SuperLeonBlade

2 жыл бұрын

Garbey*

@pentagonofpeople

2 жыл бұрын

"And through the static I could hear Todd Howard saying... "Buy Skyrim"

@beau9334

2 жыл бұрын

And that map marker? It was pointing directly into my mum’s cabinet, the one she told me to NEVER open

@cheddar2648

2 жыл бұрын

I was the 666th like.

Man Australian time is so far ahead he’s already made the Halloween special for next year

@sweet5304

2 жыл бұрын

He's a kiwi

@Resh-S-C-T

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweet5304 but where are his laser eyes.

@svampebob007

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweet5304 do you think that means anything to us non "Australians"? That's like a Guatemalans saying he's not Mexican. source I'm from Guatemala. "where?" You know Mexico? "Oh yeah cool!" .... yeah the country below it.

@jeremycrouch4356

2 жыл бұрын

@@svampebob007 they're saying he's from New Zealand. We call them Kiwis

@adamburditt3941

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweet5304 isn't it the same timezone?

I always get so nostalgic hearing about old creepypastas When I was 12 I would read stories exactly like that all day and actually get spooked by them :D

"They're just larvae with wings." "Yeah, but aren't we all?" This is one of my favorite lines in all of the Incognito Historian universe

Glad to see you’re on time with this Halloween special.

@FriedrichBarb

2 жыл бұрын

Only a month late

@UnhumanNewman

2 жыл бұрын

*On time for him

@16rewgo60

2 жыл бұрын

Internet Explorer Historian

@yvanthedrakon

2 жыл бұрын

Happy Halloween

@dragonbane-ys7uj

2 жыл бұрын

This is just next years episode

I love how Harold has gotten more and more deranged, despite being nuts from the start

@MrGman636

2 жыл бұрын

Is it me or does he look more scraggly this time around?

@3mmmmmm

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGman636 He's getting older, that's normal.

I love that when he's calling amongus the phone says "unknow"

Who ever edits these is a true artist,it goes so well with the story telling.

The creepypasta you wrote is honestly spot on exactly how spoopy game pasts are written. Great job demonstrating how much thought process goes into these.

@DannySullivanMusic

2 жыл бұрын

that's right. absolutely accurate

@Riot228

2 жыл бұрын

Now it's coming for you.....

@jarrenation8645

2 жыл бұрын

literally none

@thefool8224

2 жыл бұрын

really? i think the part about preston garvey was a pretty accurate depiction of the fallout 4 community

@alexandrucurtusan7152

2 жыл бұрын

Yes xd

Not gonna lie, I’d totally watch hours and hours of Internet Historian and a guest narrating creepy pastas and giving their input.

@orxy5316

2 жыл бұрын

Don't give him ideas for a new channel

@phillipjohn4800

2 жыл бұрын

You should watch the Jack the Killer Sundance he did, it was great

@phillipjohn4800

2 жыл бұрын

You should watch the Jack the Killer Sundance he did, it was great

@Capt.SeaShanty

2 жыл бұрын

He can call the new channel creepy mode or creepypasta historian

@CHFOP-ik1vs

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly i‘d watch anything he would do

Halloween was always my favorite because it was my birthday as well. Learned from an early age that if you tell adults at the houses you go to that it's your birthday, they'll usually congratulate you and dump the entire bucket of candy into your bag so they can call it quits. I'd come home with several pillow-cases full of candy every year

Never ask… A woman: her age A man: his height Internet historian: When he’s uploading another main channel video

That subtle Alec Baldwin roast 😂

@DADAirsoft

2 жыл бұрын

Oooooooo

@texaneli1427

2 жыл бұрын

Damn I saw that and I just finished watching your recent video lmao

@traphimawari7760

2 жыл бұрын

Woah completely unexpected to see you here

@SwanADolphin

2 жыл бұрын

Shit yeah I thought that was an Alec Baldwin meme

@SwanADolphin

2 жыл бұрын

Shit yeah I thought that was an Alec Baldwin meme

Theory: KZread removed the dislike count to protect the "calling at 3am" creators; they're integral to KZread's revenue.

@voidtermina1561

2 жыл бұрын

That and mega-corperations probably

@karlgiese6100

2 жыл бұрын

Tonight we're gonna be calling the KZread dislike button at 3 am by sure to like and subscribe guys

@rainedans8684

2 жыл бұрын

Tunoight on bohtom geahr, James illegally interviewed the head of KZread, hammock literally smashed the dislike button causing global wanton disfunction and I inhaled 12 gallon of car exhaust fume

@LordZordid

2 жыл бұрын

I think people only use the dislike button when it's a really terrible upload. The only reason, as far as I can see, why KZread would remove it (i'm being really obvious here) is both to protect big media corporations image when they upload utter garbage (which is 90% of the time). And so KZread don't have to spend ressources on requests to reset the dislike counter.

@newstages95ay87

2 жыл бұрын

It was mostly from Government videos being really disliked like to an astronomical amount of hate so they just had done it at the very moment

Honestly your creepypasta is more coherent and better written than most of the popular ones that tweens will eat up like they're doing coke at 4am going on half a bottle of vodka

@christianfaux736

Жыл бұрын

Jesus christ where were you a teenager? The slums of moscow?

@koraegi

Жыл бұрын

@@christianfaux736 that was not my childhood lmao

@koraegi

Жыл бұрын

@@christianfaux736 i was implying creepypastas are like drugs for tweens

dude the haunted airbnb idea sounds so cool

@M240D

Жыл бұрын

I’m renovating an abandoned church, and I’m legitimately thinking about renting out the basement in October because of this video

13:47 I’ve actually studied this video extensively along with the other texts of elisocray and have come to the conclusion that he has heard that the among us crew mates are on a “ship” and misunderstood this to mean an oceanic vessel.

@NB-ir1me

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 underrated comment

@johnroache6012

2 жыл бұрын

That’s plausible and hilarious

@jcmottern

2 жыл бұрын

So among Us is not a pirate video game?

@koletok4646

2 жыл бұрын

the elisocrayic canon

@higginswalsan

2 жыл бұрын

@@koletok4646 I am the leading elisocray scholar

I can see so many things going wrong with a haunted Airbnb type setup. I did an escape room once, and they had this long list of things you weren't allowed to do. "Please guys, don't punch holes in the walls. Don't try and unscrew the light switches, they're not part of the game, and it's unsafe to do that. Dont break the lamps, we don't put clues in there and we can't afford to replace them. If we catch anyone trying to rip up the floor boards, you will be charged." Etc. etc. People would absolutely THRASH a house they think is haunted, trying to prove that it's just a trick.

@douglassun8456

2 жыл бұрын

Plus, liability issues, tbh. At least in the US, where people can and do sue for just about anything. Someone with a heart condition reacts badly to a jumpscare, etc.

@pankek5431

2 жыл бұрын

@@douglassun8456 Someone with a heart condition wouldn't be there in the first place, the house is being advertised as a haunted and scary experience, something that the faint of heart would avoid

@Loderyod

2 жыл бұрын

@@pankek5431 or would they?... * *Lightning strikes* * * *Wolfs howling* * * *Evil music starts playing* *

@ventedbus4917

2 жыл бұрын

@@Loderyod *evil laugh* The camera pans down to a large man face down on the floor, convulsing

@gz5405

2 жыл бұрын

@@pankek5431 idk that might be too much faith in the general public. I’m lactose intolerant and will still have ice cream knowing that it means I’m blowing my toilet off it’s bolts later.

I love how the phone of the guy at 13:28 displays unknow during the call. Like him and his buddy couldn’t work out how to withhold a number for the purpose of the video,so instead he decided to change his friend’s name to ‘unknown’ in his contacts, and then he managed to spell it wrong!!!

@itsdabees

Жыл бұрын

Yes that is the joke

the Blackops 2 Zombies damned soundtrack playing in the background of the creepypasta just gave me severe nostalgia

Gotta love how Internet Historian offhandedly mentioned he’d “go undercover” in fursuit to a furry convention one video and now it’s become a running gag of him being in fursuit every other incognito video.

@katawatenshu

2 жыл бұрын

sure, a gag, just like jerma

@user-xj5tk8de7t

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA MARKIPLIER NIECE DIDNT GET THE VACCINE SO TRUMP COULD WIN 2020 BUT SHE CRASHED THE CAR AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AT HER DURING THE FUNERAL HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO LOL!!

@InternetDweller009

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-xj5tk8de7t you good?

@chickpea

2 жыл бұрын

@@InternetDweller009 Just a bot, it's in every video I have watched recently

@goonished

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-xj5tk8de7t Hello? Is this Amon gus? Is this Imposter from Amon gus?

Internet Historian is the only KZreadr who would un-ironically make a Halloween episode in December

@rjchavers9267

2 жыл бұрын

💛

@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere

2 жыл бұрын

Yet it doesn't seem out of place SPOOKY

@wbp5804

2 жыл бұрын

Given how slow video production is, we're lucky we only had to wait until December.

@RipOffProductionsLLC

2 жыл бұрын

What about Mauler? I feel like he'd do it for the memes consideting EFAP's whole Halloween vs Christmas "subplot"

@Puppy_Puppington

3 ай бұрын

In space no one can hear you scream because there are no seasons :0 there are no days and nights. Just existing.

That Thanos 3am bit almost made me piss myself 😂

@golden-not

Жыл бұрын

i know it was so good and bad at the same time

I love how they essentially created an escape room experience out of a house.

The intro scene where is loading some “Halloween” themed bullets, but the background is a movie set. This man is on a whole other existence with his jokes

@Neonator

2 жыл бұрын

oh shit I didn't even notice that extra layer, good catch

@SaladDongs

2 жыл бұрын

It's legendary but I think the editor added that in. I'm not sure though.

@covert9528

2 жыл бұрын

Not just any movie set, Alec Baldwin is there too

@DannySullivanMusic

2 жыл бұрын

you're right. 110% true!!

@Ribbons0121R121

2 жыл бұрын

this

The message of the creepypasta was literally “pirating is not a victimless crime”

@deviantartguy0

2 жыл бұрын

True

@TextualDeviant

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Except for Skyrim. Todd's made his money's worth already and has done everything in his power to milk it further.

@E100Omega123

2 жыл бұрын

@@TextualDeviant Wrong fellow internet user. -I- I mean Todd hasn't released Skyrim for the TI-84 yet. Something to do while you're in math class! It''ll be released soon! Buy it asap and give -me- I mean Todd all your money!

@DirtyDoctorDan

2 жыл бұрын

@@TextualDeviant pirating is a victimless crime

@calibula95

2 жыл бұрын

@@TextualDeviant and old nintendo games. Re-releasing old games at full price is really bs.

12:59 I love how Angry Kudos gets when internet historian says the guy is self-aware 13:31 lmao

20:24 - So bascially buying games in Poland during the 90s. Had to deal with shit like this all the time :)

“He plead not guilty [and] said my attire was offensive to him.” ...in a sane world, simultaneously saying ‘I didn’t do it!’ and ‘He deserved it!’ probably shouldn’t be possible.

@martind5653

2 жыл бұрын

He assaulted someone else while being on trial so if there is any justice in a world he ended up in jail.

@rawhide_kobayashi

2 жыл бұрын

You're looking at it wrong. Assault is a crime. Righteously beating up a kid dressed as Mario is not. It makes perfect sense to plead innocent while saying he deserved it.

@mranderson718

2 жыл бұрын

You can plead inconsistently in court. Ie A) I didn’t do it B) but even if I did it was justified.

@DJstarrfish

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, that's how every genocide denier operates

@marceelino

2 жыл бұрын

Something similar happened to me. But till we got to court the guy was already in prison.

“They’re just larvae with wings.” “Yeah, but, _aren’t we all?”_

@Roescoe

2 жыл бұрын

caught IH off guard that one did

@babblefish5295

2 жыл бұрын

Really makes you think

@user-xj5tk8de7t

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA MARKIPLIER NIECE DIDNT GET THE VACCINE SO TRUMP COULD WIN 2020 BUT SHE CRASHED THE CAR AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AT HER DURING THE FUNERAL HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO LOL!!

@Roescoe

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-xj5tk8de7t what a weird bot.

@gamertim4189

2 жыл бұрын

@@Roescoe i geniunely think this guy's not a bot, i've seen him before.

The fur suit in the Halloween segment has me dying

The halloween themed bullets bit with the Alec Baldwin movie backdrop is hilarious!

He's so brave releasing a Halloween episode.... a month after Halloween.

@MySingerlover

2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the Christmas special in February!

@sneauxday7002

2 жыл бұрын

cant believe the amount of courage he had to do this. bravo to him

@shrekobama5832

2 жыл бұрын

likes at 333 :0

@user-xj5tk8de7t

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA MARKIPLIER NIECE DIDNT GET THE VACCINE SO TRUMP COULD WIN 2020 BUT SHE CRASHED THE CAR AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AT HER DURING THE FUNERAL HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO LOL!!

@DadsCigaretteRun

2 жыл бұрын

No way, he is just 11 month early!

The "hello, is this amangus?" actually broke me. Made me crack up.

@chrisvanalstine8136

2 жыл бұрын

He also spelled Unknown wrong in his contacts.

@Julio-yy4ll

2 жыл бұрын

Is this a mango?

21:45 I like how right away this just sounds like the Ben Drowned copypasta and I know it wasn't intentional either. I am so glad I found this channel. Loving these.

I unironically feel like that creepypasta was the culmination of every single found copy creepypastas i've ever read, actually a masterpiece

I love the fact IH is still "disheveled" like in the survival video. We are watching his slow descent, and his guests just push him farther down.

@DannySullivanMusic

2 жыл бұрын

totally. 110% right

@motodiablo

2 жыл бұрын

Disheveled Historian is best historian!

Honestly, between this and the Saw the Game episode on Story Mode, you should probably do a Worst Case Scenario episode where you have to escape Saw traps

that airb&b fake haunted house is actually a great idea, make a normal airb&b and in it explain whats up and with a link to a second post that leaves all the haunted shit out, that way people could prank their friends and families by renting the place knowing it's a set up but they'll be clueless

The ghost walking away scene makes sense to me, because its exactly what I'd do if I was caught staring at a kid and their mother in public when I thought they couldn't see me.

@Dgero

2 жыл бұрын

That would be any scenario of being caught staring when you thought you couldn’t be seen

@brookillinplays4078

Жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh so hard lmaoo

@itsdabees

Жыл бұрын

I feel like that happens to you a lot

I love how how the phone says “Unknow,” since it’s a saved in number that he misspelled 😂

this is brilliant for so many reasons. good back-and-forth.

This mod allows the player to strangle Preston Garvey, but his ghost keeps telling you to help settlements

@MrJulio632

2 жыл бұрын

God dammit

@JimmyBoy9878

2 жыл бұрын

Who you gonna call?

@robertstan9733

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shizlgizl that just puts the ghost in a wheelchair? Should I message the mod author and report this bug?

That cabbage story is the most Aussie damn thing I’ve heard today. It sounds EXACTLY like my own Aussie halloweens, just no idea what people are gonna give you. I got a pack of 2 minute noodles once, that was pretty hilarious.

@TheGothicLibrarian

2 жыл бұрын

I also went trick or treating in Italy as a child in the 90s, got some stuff, mostly money, a couple of "no" and that's it, cause people were like "Hallo-what?" lmao

@akramgimmini8165

2 жыл бұрын

Ah The Land Down Under

@tglaz1

2 жыл бұрын

It's good we have our own shitty spin on it. One halloween my Mum gave some teens apples which we saw them actually eat.

For some reason this feels like its been a really long time between vids but i guess ive just gone longer between rewatching your older stuff. Love your stuff man, hope youre not over working on some crazy long video, and if you are i hope its rewarding at least. Your humors actually great.

Make the flashlights LED and wire them so some are UV light. That way you have a regular torch that is emitting UV light. You will see wall has nothing on it but when you shine the light on it you'll see the creepy stuff. Also the house would have to be custom built for this but have a gap between the first and second floors, a hollow space, not too thick maybe 7 inches or so, you can disguise it. Fill it with strong actuators programmed to go off in a way that sounds like footsteps. You're all on the first floor, you hear thumping above you like heavy footfalls. Then you make doors open and slam shut and then the footsteps get quieter. Or you have creaky floorboards to go with it. The best horror is all tension. Give the audience fuel for thei own imaginations and watch them do the work for you. As Yahtzee once said "real horror is being locked in a room with something that hates you in a very passive aggressive way"

I love all the Bicycle Lady cameos in this video XD

@sageybeara9456

2 жыл бұрын

I met her in real life shes my best friend's mother

@ChamChamRealSmooth

2 жыл бұрын

Omg it's you

I like how angry he is at 13:30 when he shouts “HE’S NOT.” As if Internet Historian shattered the illusion for him it’s so fucking funny

@amberhernandez

2 жыл бұрын

13:30 is a better timestamp; :34 is right after it lol

@lisamackilligan2589

2 жыл бұрын

@@amberhernandez oh dear I’ll change it

@rocksylvannia9398

2 жыл бұрын

honestly best part in the fucking video, the echo is immaculate

God I love coming back to these after not watching them for awhile and just realizing how much I love IH's videos he is one of the goats of yt

23:06 I did find my dead wife in Fallout 4 frozen but acting like a normal NPC when I went back to the vault to get a new suit, it scared me

I remember when a Vietnamese family recently moved into the neighborhood during one Halloween and they just started giving us persimmons out of their fruit bowl because they were both confused and wholly unprepared.

@TrueCarthaginian

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing a little napalm won't fix

@AnnoyingOrange420

2 жыл бұрын

That’s nice they still tried to participate

@alexanderrobins7497

2 жыл бұрын

Dude. Persimmons are delicious! I gave them out when I was home alone for a couple Halloweens and could find a good discount.

Man I can't get jumpscared by the historian, his voice is really soothing

@metetural9140

2 жыл бұрын

"Man I can't get jumpscared by the historian, his voice is really Australian." FTFY

16:35 you got a FULL CABAGE?! Who are you, James Acaster???

16:07 I wore the ninja costume several time I loved it. I especially loved that sword and knife.

On the topic of the haunted air bnb, ive always had a little fun idea to commission a bunch of paintings of a dark path in the woods. The first night it's just a path in the woods, but every night I'd switch the paintings. First it would be subtle things, a couple new dots in the thickets, and a silhouette in the back. And it just keeps slowly getting closer to the foreground, see how long it takes for them to notice.

@Name-yn6op

2 жыл бұрын

You can also get paint that reacts to heat and changes colour. Could use the places air conditioning to make the figure appear remotely.

@aidengaming5999

2 жыл бұрын

Evil

@timmyman9677

2 жыл бұрын

That can be an episode on his show "Gaslighting" Actually I'd watch a show like that, call it Ghostlighting

@tinseltina

2 жыл бұрын

what if u used one of those automatic poster rotation things? they change the picture on a timer. ive seen them at busstops and malls and stuff

@d_boi9345

2 жыл бұрын

@@tinseltina good idea. Just put a picture frame around it and a camera so you can check it anyone is around when you rotate it.

I expected the creepypasta twist to be that as he kept strangling people in the game, people he knew in real life would start turning up dead with the cause of death being strangulation.

@kittycat5972

2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for the settlement joke

@lautaroespora4920

2 жыл бұрын

No, that would have actually been a good plot.

14:09 I think he put on his fake persona just so that it is more believable when he hears his own voiceover actually enunciate "100 million dollars" This guy makes the bones behind my eyes widen from his brilliance

I just love how his friends are even waiting for his main channel videos.

At 24:22 Todd Howard should have just kept creepily whispering "4 times the map size" and then realize that you actually got a fallout 76 bootleg

@johnholtz4056

2 жыл бұрын

That would actually be a horrible end

@Kanakravaatti

2 жыл бұрын

*16 times the detail...*

@MukatoShishio

2 жыл бұрын

“it just works”

@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036

2 жыл бұрын

16 times the bugs

Honestly, during the creepypasta bit, I thought Todd would just say "it just works" through the statics

@GenesisAkaG

2 жыл бұрын

There really was an opportunity to have the call recorded and when the audio is plugged into audacity or something it just spells out "BUY SKYRIM"

The “Halloween themed bullets” had me hurting already.. gonna be a great episode.

The FO4 creepypasta may have actually been better than a lot of game pastas that I've read. Bravo

This has to be the first in the field where they stay on topic the whole time

@user-xj5tk8de7t

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA MARKIPLIER NIECE DIDNT GET THE VACCINE SO TRUMP COULD WIN 2020 BUT SHE CRASHED THE CAR AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AT HER DURING THE FUNERAL HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO LOL!!

@welkingunther5417

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-xj5tk8de7t wtf

@deerymeimhere

2 жыл бұрын

@@welkingunther5417 ignore it it's probably a troll bot

@welkingunther5417

2 жыл бұрын

@@deerymeimhere I know but still, wtf

@PepperSaltine

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-xj5tk8de7t Most bots just copy and paste something as like an advert but is this bot just like a chatbot designed for controversy?

22:15 his final choking words: "Another settlement ... needs ... your help ... " *dies*

as someone from northland NZ, punching guy punched Many Kudos simply because he was from the south island 🤷‍♂

"you never appreciated your foreskin when you had it" 😂😂😂

The editor is ALWAYS the absolute legend of these videos! That guy is a genius.

@AlejandroRodolfoMendez

2 жыл бұрын

Internet historian himself do it.

@KendlickLama

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlejandroRodolfoMendez no he’s got an editor Watch "weapons." Or 7:59

@AlejandroRodolfoMendez

2 жыл бұрын

@@KendlickLama maybe now he got one on previous old videos show how he did the meme editing process.

@AlejandroRodolfoMendez

2 жыл бұрын

@@KendlickLama damn he went places now. Cool

@masaokakihara9316

2 жыл бұрын

@@KendlickLama it's true, that he now has a helping editor. However, are you saying old completely self-edited videos were bad? Because it's IH's style. Which he also showed live while narrating a story.

That creepy pasta was 7/10, too few “Hyper-realistic” and “The amount of detail to make it seem like real-life” moments.

@muhammadnursyahmi9440

2 жыл бұрын

That creepy pasta is shit, come on. Bethesda hire beta testers? The players are their beta testers.

@uptheworker

2 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadnursyahmi9440 *players are alpha testers The other players who either get it as part of a discount or bundle are the beta testers.

@zanethezaniest274

2 жыл бұрын

The plot twist is it’s just a regular copy of a fallout 4 and it’s just THAT buggy

@nloc1929

2 жыл бұрын

Also, as if Todd Howard buries the bodies himself. He has a team for that

@violet7773

2 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadnursyahmi9440 their players are betas alright Gottem

It has now been 11 months since a main channel upload...

Those pigeons never died. They popped out the other side safely, that's why they weren't afraid.

The haunted Fallout 4 creepypasta just sounds like your average Bethesda bugs

@isaacgruver7061

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be surprised if Fallout 76 was the official cause of death for at least one person

@Loderyod

2 жыл бұрын

*Haunted Cyberpunk 2077*

@TheGothicLibrarian

2 жыл бұрын

It actually sounds a lot more rad and entertaining, the average Bethesda just crashes lmao, at least spooky shit is interesting

@amish-ish

2 жыл бұрын

Can we all just appreciate that he has his Steam library (@20:48) categorized with ProtonDB rankings? Fellow Linux users will get this.

@user-om3wn4yb8q

2 жыл бұрын

loderyod Nah, Cyberpunk is already the time the ghosts "evolved" so they started shitposting... Into game's code.

6:02 in all seriousness, I’d love to see a saw trap where you don’t get hurt directly but by trying to escape, private stuff or racial comments are released to the public. I can see this working for a fictional politician. Kinda cool lol.

@mkusters1808

2 жыл бұрын

The Shut Up and Dance episode of Black Mirror

@ghoulbuster1

2 жыл бұрын

If you die in the game, your Twitter account starts posting about k-pop!!11

@morgansparhawk8410

2 жыл бұрын

There's a great saw themed room at The Lost Room in Helen Georgia. It's very well done and you start it chained to your own puzzle 😬

@explodingplanets7583

2 жыл бұрын

8

@explodingplanets7583

2 жыл бұрын

8888888

This is great! I keep remembering it and needing to watch it again!

3:02 Cabin in the Woods is golden. I make this exact same "Harbinger" reference. They must be warned. They must trespass. They must be punished. Good taste.

If you ever find yourself in a creepy pasta, find the biggest Spooky and kiss them right in the lips. If that doesn't work, cry inconsolably.

@wren8657

2 жыл бұрын

omw to give Jeff the killer a fat smooch

@TextualDeviant

2 жыл бұрын

@@wren8657 I thought the game plan was to give them a handie.

@GordonSlamsay

2 жыл бұрын

Just get full naked and start pissing on things. That's my strategy

@wren8657

2 жыл бұрын

@@GordonSlamsay I think you might be the creepypasta

@GordonSlamsay

2 жыл бұрын

@@wren8657 nonsense

15:07 must’ve struck a nerve there?

Lol, I hadn't notice the bicycle lady in the window at 4:50 before.

i can’t express how much i love these videos. the editing, the topics the guests it’s all just such a pleasant time and i truly look forward to each upload. thanks to you and everyone who worked on this for such a great series

@Zerakt

2 жыл бұрын

0p

@dethberri

2 жыл бұрын

i started yelling excitedly to my partner when I saw the notification for this video. it was my birthday yesterday, too!

@ArgerasCZ

2 жыл бұрын

also they are extremely rewatchable

@user-fm1rg4iy6r

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, these videos always manage to make me laugh out loud

15:05 genuinely sounds like historian is offended, it like the get off my back mum attitude or something. Honestly cracks me up

@alilweeb7684

2 жыл бұрын

Bro same i always lose on that part lmao