wait I thought we were talking about hobbits

@Shrek5when

Жыл бұрын

Don’t worry we still love you.

@zoey-b

Жыл бұрын

Wait..It wasnt?

@XenosX4

Жыл бұрын

Why does this only have 44 Likes? It's a pinned comment it should have more.

@HalfLifeOfHumanity

Жыл бұрын

@@XenosX4 It costs one World of Tanks Premium Subscription per like.

@attigator

Жыл бұрын

Where are they taking the Hobbits?

As a Tasmanian, I’m happy that my state was brought up in a context that didn’t involve Warner Brothers and/or incest Thank you Internet historian

@MajarBadger

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow Tasmania it’s hilarious seeing Danny Gibson in this video considering the current scandal

@icycrusader1947

Жыл бұрын

I get the first one but what's this about incest?

@galactic-hamster7043

Жыл бұрын

​@@icycrusader1947tasmania basically sounds like aussie Appalachia where its so closed off that you end up accidentally dating your cousin

@hilotakenaka

Жыл бұрын

@@galactic-hamster7043 that is pretty much what the stereotype is, yes. It didn’t help that convicts weren’t able to get enough iodine in their food so they developed massive goiters, leading to the “two headed incest baby” stereotype

@hilotakenaka

Жыл бұрын

@@MajarBadger as someone from the southern part of the state I have no clue what that is about. Do go on It’s also really funny that he called Launceston a small town when it’s the second largest in the state EDIT: Ok so what happened was that he works as a musical/stage director and his status to work with children was revoked. Reason why is unknown but it likely involved having underaged actors in an adult-oriented production.

Losing two dollars while trying to test a metal detector is such a hilarious story, I can imagine this being played on a sitcom or a cartoon

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@thomasb7347

Жыл бұрын

Would absolutely happen on seinfeld

@bruhsauce644

Жыл бұрын

that whole situation is the plot of a sitcom

@trafalgard.waterlaw7330

Жыл бұрын

​@Jom it's difficult. That's a lot

@greenredblue

Жыл бұрын

​​@@thomasb7347 100% where my mind went as well. And George spends the whole episode harassing the metal detector company to reimburse his $2.

I love how a discussion about hobbies went from metal detecting to being guillotined.

@dickurkel6910

Жыл бұрын

​@@alandashcar1453 Yes, why not?

@user-S853

Жыл бұрын

Perhaps there was a time when people were interested in public execution as a hobby.

@fadel_rama

11 ай бұрын

Well, that's when mans talking, I am not surprise after this they are talking about religions, afterlife, philosophy, and nature of life itself.

@joeyeardley4002

10 ай бұрын

I was at 13:34 and had to double check whether I was still on the hobbies video lmao

@jonanice

6 ай бұрын

The talk of being dizzy then bored after being guillotined was hilarious 😂

ManyKudos: >Takes offense being called a nerd Also ManyKudos: "I want pigeon racing to have video game stat sheets"

I love how they made a massive tangent from actual hobbies straight to death machines.

@williamchamberlain2263

Жыл бұрын

0:03 the cliff is the oldest death machine

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@kamewoni

Жыл бұрын

I almost thought I was watching a double feature

@danielseelye6005

Жыл бұрын

​@@kamewoni Don't give him ideas, he'll go to one a year at that point.

@Ciborium

Жыл бұрын

Could be worse. They could have spent a half hour talking about an energy drink.

65% Hobbies, 5% World of Tanks, and 30% Outdated Forms of Execution Brilliant work 👏

@kenwynnelson6340

Жыл бұрын

Did we watch the same video? Those forms of execution were new and improved.

@Okurka.

Жыл бұрын

@@kenwynnelson6340 *Exectution

@rokairu0-216

Жыл бұрын

​@@Okurka. you just committed muphry's law

@Okurka.

Жыл бұрын

@@rokairu0-216 I didn't. That's what OP posted before editing it.

@skypiratecaptain

Жыл бұрын

@@rokairu0-216 no one’s taking the bait.

I like how "hobbies" basically collapsed into "whatever i don't know" less than halfway through the episode. This has basically become a very, very short podcast with a lot of visual editing involved.

@Just_normal_youtube_channel

Жыл бұрын

*Always has been*

@fidalf99

10 ай бұрын

Welcome to incognito mode

@Walterwhite-nb9tz

10 ай бұрын

This is new to you?

It really is a bummer that THE best channel on KZread only posts a couple times a year. It is absolute S-tier content.

@adog3129

Жыл бұрын

i have unreasonably high hopes for the next main channel video

@JohnGigaGrenade

8 ай бұрын

It wouldn't be as good if the videos released every day, innit?

@metuselahjones6905

7 ай бұрын

Thats what makes it great. Its not readily available

@Moondrala

6 ай бұрын

A perfect example of "Quality over quantity"

Immediately following Kudos' complimenting of IH's impressive Pigeon sound @ 4:21, he proceeds to make the worst chicken sound I've ever heard

@8GrantRantsUnited8

Жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHA THE MOST VALID COMMENT

@ianmowat3231

Жыл бұрын

Would fit right in on Arrested Development

@AngeloXification

Жыл бұрын

"Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken???"

@SJ9001

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but to be fair, chickens are awful, and they stink!

@some1337dude1

Жыл бұрын

because he is a pigeon

Ah yes, the Guillotine & snapping birds legs. My two favourite hobbies.

@tubetorpedo

Жыл бұрын

As said, Intern... Incognito Mode is a man on culture.

@waltch5711

Жыл бұрын

That's why I combined them into one. The gillotine bird leg breaker - the blade is blunt so when it falls down it just breaks their legs

@TheCentriole

Жыл бұрын

Okay, hear me out: SCP Femur Breaker but for willet birds

@100000zombies

Ай бұрын

This sentence should be illegal

A pigeon racing story- Growing up in the plains of southern idaho my father of 45 dragged our family into the crazy life of pigeon racing. My father had found a enthusiast friend known as Mr.King. Whenever Mr.King was around though my dad would disappear with him down to Arizona with his birds and a collective few others and they would all place bets on whose bird would be the first to roost back home. It eventually turned into a pigeon gambling ring and my dad stopped the ring when a disgruntled man threatened to kill someone over a thousand dollar loss.

@trontosaurusrex9532

2 ай бұрын

That's a wild story.

pidgeons are actually domestic animals that were abandoned centuries ago and refuse to to die out, thats why you can literally take a pidgeon on the street, show them your house as a refuge and BAM, you have a pet pidgeon.

@leodesalis5915

2 ай бұрын

Its kinda sad when you think about it, thousands of years of human domestication for messages and the like completely rendered pointless by the invention of the radio and the internet

@MattManDX1

2 ай бұрын

@@leodesalis5915 Pigeons were occasionally used as messenger birds (usually for military purposes) but they were mainly domesticated as livestock for their meat.

@100000zombies

Ай бұрын

I can yoink a sky rat?

@josephcroeniangamer3727

Ай бұрын

@@100000zombies yes, regular pidgeons have evolved diferently that purely dometicated ones of the past, but yeah, you can.

like how this episode is about hobbies

@user-mc5ob4zp5k

Жыл бұрын

👍

@zeenatzaidi5387

Жыл бұрын

Nice

@466mst.anikaanjum6

Жыл бұрын

Amazing too

@monodepray5564

Жыл бұрын

Hi

@vsrajput988

Жыл бұрын

Nice

I'm pretty sure you're talking about the oyster farm tours that I run in Tasmania on the east coast. Hope you had fun Cheers Declan

9:50 "See the old school gentleman villain had these time bombs, three sticks of dynamite wired to an alarm clock, and what was so poetic about that was that they ticked. You could hear them - tick, tick, tick."

So what have we learned? Internet Historian is actually 80 years old.

@29th.

Жыл бұрын

Aging is a hobby of mine.

@tenzinc1514

Жыл бұрын

do you mean Incognito Mode because i have no idea who that guy is 😅

@raptorskilltor4554

Жыл бұрын

And literally god when he came back from KZread’s strikes

@chicharraun8525

Жыл бұрын

*70 years

@overlookers

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to Your 30's. You think it won't happen to you. That you'll still be cool; still a person. You won't.

The simple lore of "my dad wanted me to be a snob for some reason" from Internet Historian explains so much about his personality in just one sentence.

@dihexa7256

Жыл бұрын

Explains his EXTREMELY rare use of the “Received Pronunciation” accent, despite being a New Zealand born Australian. He’s not actually the only one tho, a very small amount of Australia still speak with his accent. The “do not try to bend the spoon” kid from The Matrix is another example of that rare accent

@guyknack

Жыл бұрын

Because he sounds sophisticated but really isn't

@realleon2328

Жыл бұрын

@@dihexa7256 I've always thought there was something about his accent that wasn't quite the typical kiwi but could never really place it, this rly pins it down

@dihexa7256

Жыл бұрын

@@realleon2328 the famous New Zealander actor Sam Neil speaks with a very similar, but not identical accent to Internet Historian

@captainweekend5276

Жыл бұрын

@@dihexa7256 I honestly thought he was english for years due to it since in the south of england where I live a lot of people speak in RP, it was only until the in the fields where he mentioned he was australian that I found out he wasn't bri'ish.

I've dabbled in candle making, and the most therapeutic part is the year spent actually harvesting and collecting the earwax. Very satisfying.

I fuckn love thinking about the immense sense of impostor syndrome that must come with being Internet Historian. I mean he's such a chill relatable guy but for that exact reason probably is like "what the fuck why do they love me?" We don't really know either, you're a statistical anomaly for sure but it's definitly got a lot to do with your natural charm and borderline aspergers level of effort put into your editing.

@Gamingturtle090

Жыл бұрын

Borderline level? Fuck no it’s full on ASD. It’s a requirement to get hired on the editing team

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@PWizz91

3 ай бұрын

Australian accent, crazy imagination, not vulgar and the editing is so watchable

@diogeneslantern18

2 ай бұрын

​@@PWizz91I have a strong notion that he's a Kiwi.

18:00 Caught a mouse in my house using a glue trap. Poor guy was suffering, stuck in the glue. I drove him out to a field. The internet said to use canola oil to free the mouse. So there I am, parked on the side of a road, mouse stuck in a glue trap, and I’m just dousing him with oil. Get one leg, free, gotta work on the other three. Just kept adding more oil. Poor mouse was soaking wet with cooking oil by the time I got his last leg free. He quickly scampered off to a nearby bush, but not before a hawk swooped down and grabbed him! That hawk must have been watching me trying to free the mouse for 10 minutes. But the funniest part was, the mouse was so oily that he slipped right out of the hawk’s talons about 15 feet in the air - hit the ground, and then made it under the bush in a mad scramble. It was the wildest thing I’ve seen!

@couchmaster3773

Жыл бұрын

Nature is beautiful...

@Flint-Dibble-the-Don

Жыл бұрын

Just like Captain Joe Hazelwood. He was trying to free those animals stuck in that pesky glue trap called Alaska.

@EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle

Жыл бұрын

I hope you aren't still using glue traps 🤨

@gglobensky

Жыл бұрын

Maybe you'll initiate an evolutionary change and mice will secrete oil one day because of that.

@stephen3164

Жыл бұрын

@@EdenNeedsAKZreadHandle - nope! Never again!

Genuinely surprised at how well he imitated a pigeon and then completely butchered what a chicken sounds like.

@genevievemacdonald9610

Жыл бұрын

I immediately assumed he edited in the pigeon noise?

You don't make candles because you want candles, you make candles because making candles let's you forget about the misery of the human condition. It's basically therapy.

@Shinkajo

Жыл бұрын

Yeh but aren't there better ways to achieve that? Like drinking? Or literally any other hobby?

@Jokoko2828

Жыл бұрын

@@Shinkajo Because they don't want to and want to make candles instead? This isn't hard.

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse

Жыл бұрын

I loved making candles because I was able to do the ORIGINAL process, from going to an actual bee hive, extracting the wax, rendering it and actually dipping the candles and burning them, THAT was fun. You're literally creating one of the longest sources of artificial light humans have had other than oil. so if you ever wanted to read after nightfall, you'd be reading in candle light. that stuff is history, that's what makes it fascinating, not this new age crap where you pick from 2,000 different scents like the stay at home moms XD

@Shinkajo

Жыл бұрын

@@Jokoko2828 and rapists want to rape. Doesn't mean it's a good thing to do.

@slicedtopieces

Жыл бұрын

@@Shinkajo Combine drinking with candle making by consuming the hot wax? That'll make you forget about the human condition real quick...

The metal detecting story just makes me laugh so hard everytime I watch the video. The way it's delivered is just super funny

I like how hobbies turned into execution methods for a second then back to hobbies again.

@MrEyon93

Жыл бұрын

The nation-wide hobby of France for a few years, all around good times were had for anybody whose net worth wasn't in the top 10ish percent

@kamewoni

Жыл бұрын

It could’ve been it’s own full video

@Reyob

Жыл бұрын

​@@MrEyon93the terror wasn't about the money people have, that was about if you were a model 'citizen' for the regime, most of the killed were random 'citizen' disagreeing with the regime, being suspected of disagreeing with the regime or falsely accused of disagreeing with the regime.

@duckbuzz3943

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, yugioh IS a fucking execution method.

@randomtinypotatocried

Жыл бұрын

@@MrEyon93 You mean most of France's history

i love how this started as a hobby talk and descended into absolute torturing ways to kill a human being, with it either being funny or absolute gruesome

@tubetorpedo

Жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@neevko267

Жыл бұрын

isn't that every video

@GreedlingRush

Жыл бұрын

so you're saying it descended into more hobby talk

@ctravis91

Жыл бұрын

Everybody has to have a hobby

23:00 fun fact, Yes this is exactly what happened, which is why for years the cards that were prevalent in the show were unplayably bad in real life, because the things they made up in the show either couldn’t be realistically translated into the game or were so incredibly specific conditions, that they would never happen naturally. It wasn’t until the third version of the show, when they started to make the show, along side the cards with actual game designers on the writing team. There still was much none sense that couldn’t be translated into real life but still.

@pickyphysicsstudent201

Жыл бұрын

Early Yugioh (Duelist Kingdom) goes by DnD rules. Gaint Solider of Stone destroying the moon to revert the tides and nerf all Water Monsters. It is much more interesting than watching actual Yugioh duels. It's about the big flashy plays and Jojo-style mind games. Not about the cards. Yugioh is actually a fighting game where you deck is your character's moveset.

@darthgamer9861

Жыл бұрын

@@pickyphysicsstudent201 never forget Yugi using catapult turtle to launch gaia at the castle of illusions, causing it to crash onto Panic’s monsters. Early Yugioh was wild

The cool thing about the ac130 is its entirely designed to operate in assymetrical warfare against a less powerful force. If the enemies have any sort of air power or anti air its pretty useless because its so slow and huge. So it likely can't even be used against near peer forces lol.

@leodesalis5915

2 ай бұрын

Similar with the A-10, if the enemy has any kind of effective anti air it becomes near useless

The story about Internet Historian having to wear a camo shirt and shorts then getting saluted by two randos had me wheezing to the point I couldn't breathe.

@sonovabeach2165

Жыл бұрын

you must have asthma

@sonovabeach2165

Жыл бұрын

you must have asthma

@ioaz4579

Жыл бұрын

​@@sonovabeach2165 you must have dementia

@ioaz4579

Жыл бұрын

@@sonovabeach2165 you must have dementia

@DragonRebelRose

Жыл бұрын

@@sonovabeach2165 Funny enough I do actually...it certainly didn't help with the wheezing.

As a resident of Launceston, I was shocked to see our holy trinity of gaming stores feature in this video. Also the mayor resigned, so you’ll have to find another duelling partner.

@random22026

Жыл бұрын

And another Elon look-alike...

@thatsavyman3183

Жыл бұрын

yeah i was going crazy when he brought us up 🤣

@maccaronich

Жыл бұрын

Resigned because his working with children card got revoked 👀

@Steven_McCrae

Жыл бұрын

@@maccaronich woah 😳 for real ?

@quazar-omega

Жыл бұрын

He was caught stealing cupcakes from the deli

As soon as pigeon racing was mentioned, I paused the video and explored the local (Balkan) scene. Holy shit. It's incredible. China has pigeon pirates and a class war between rich and poorer breeders, so many crazy stories This is what the internet is for! Thanks you two.

I absolutely love the impulsiveness of this episode, just casually discussing improving torture and death sentences to just snapping bird legs xD

Congrats to internet historian on his marriage. Hope you guys be happy.

@mgn19xx31

Жыл бұрын

Crazy how similar they look

@eranronen573

Жыл бұрын

And congrats to her on his death

@professorhazard

Жыл бұрын

@@mgn19xx31 small gene pool over there in the Oceanic server realms

@RatelHBadger

Жыл бұрын

​@@professorhazard New Zealands population is exclusively 5 dudes, one lady named Janet and a dozen sheep all named Neville. I can't speak for Australia, but I'd imagine they are the same, maybe they have a Susan, some Greek guy named Terry and an Aboriginal who's name is so long winded none of the white guys can pronounce it, so they just call him Steve.

@JuMiKu

Жыл бұрын

​@@mgn19xx31 What do you even mean? Herstorian looks completely different! The only way for her to look any more different, why, she'd have to wear a bow and get lashes.

Breaking: Thousands of nerds descend on the Australian beaches with metal detectors looking for Internet Historian's lost Dollorydoos.

@mookinbabysealfurmittens

Жыл бұрын

Not a single chazwazza was found.

@raiden1766

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t he in New Zealand

@crestothegecko6279

Жыл бұрын

@@raiden1766 eh close enough why do i hear boss music

@CANISTER4

Жыл бұрын

@@raiden1766 Nah he's based in Australia. I think I remember him saying he moved here from NZ when he was really young

@raiden1766

Жыл бұрын

@@CANISTER4 Ah gotcha

20:42 worst thing is they probably thought they were making your day

Pigeon races seem like they would all just... fly together like how birds do, and whoever actually crosses the finish first just happens to be coincidence. Like if you happened to walk slightly ahead of your friends during one point in a long stroll and someone declares you the winner of a race.

@pododododoehoh3550

11 ай бұрын

And then you get sent to the breeding chambers

The guillotine lever idea is like a bouquet at a wedding, who ever in the crowd gets hit by the head is guillotined next

@oz_jones

Жыл бұрын

Calm down Jigsaw

@figo3554

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@pp-wo1sd

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like something that would happen in revolutionary France . Getting hit by a decapitated head is a prime example of anti-citizen behaviour

Press 'F' to pay respect to the 2 dollars Internet Historian tragically lost to the sandy depths.

@mamarine81

Жыл бұрын

F

@A_Ducky

Жыл бұрын

Fuck him, he can afford it. TANKS!!!!!!

@tundranone8366

Жыл бұрын

F 😔

@Par-Crom

Жыл бұрын

F

@ioshinigami2165

Жыл бұрын

F

Internet Historian is always such a chilled but exciting experience to watch. Like, the content is always so goofy in a light-hearted way. You know, when you click on a video, that you're in for a good time. Love the content. Will continue watching, even if it is just a once a year video drop.

@foxbuns

Жыл бұрын

you havent found the secret channels yet?

@The420033

Жыл бұрын

When I read it they were talking about a fan made of guillotines😅

Easily the best part of these videos are when the topic inevitably gets lost and the title cards reflect that

My conspiracy theory for why Internet Historian slowed down in making videos is that he finally alienated all the sponsors

@skyler1469

Жыл бұрын

Its rather strange, his adds are suffering incarnate but those are the only adds i dont skip

@professorhazard

Жыл бұрын

Do you think NordVPN finally figured out that Nord Man looks less like a palette-swapped executioner and more like a Klansman

@stefanmarinkovic1229

Жыл бұрын

​@@professorhazard they might have, i only took them 4 years

@ctrl_x1770

Жыл бұрын

The sponsor contracts ended because the videos were still in production.

@animeking1357

Жыл бұрын

@@professorhazard You know someone I managed to not realize that.

My dad is the president of our local pigeon racing club. I grew up with over 300 racing birds living in lofts in my back yard. I was also the junior grand champion for a few years racing pigeons. It's a bigger hobby than people realize and the birds are insane. They get dropped off 1000 miles away from home and they navigate home in only like 10 hours. They can go over 90 miles per hour for hundreds of miles without stopping and I've seen them toy around with falcons trying to catch them.

@RougeSanta

Жыл бұрын

What were the names you'd give them?

@lobotomite9767

Жыл бұрын

@@RougeSanta we never gave them names, they have number codes on leg bands to identify them. In the racing pigeon community only high level champion birds are ever given names. Also we had like 300 so it would be hard to name them. There was this old dropper bird (used to to help signal the other birds to come down from practice flight) and he was black so when I was 5 I named him "blackie" which in hindsight was not a great name.

@NucleaRaptor

Жыл бұрын

@@lobotomite9767 >only high level champion birds are ever given names Based Krieger

@lobotomite9767

Жыл бұрын

@@NucleaRaptor nice 40k reference. Yeah we also gave the females fake eggs the night before the race so that when they get let go they rush home to sit on it. Kinda fucked up but it worked

@mattgonzales774

Жыл бұрын

i like chubby round city pigeons and watching them hop onto curbs. it makes me laugh everytime.

I used to do some archery on this green strip near my house and I'd regularly lose arrows. My great uncle had been a bit of a prospector and since we'd cleaned up his place after he died I had an old metal detector of his. Took a lot of fiddling to tune it, but I actually got all of the arrows I'd lost that day, as well as some I'd lost before.

My favorite part about IH and ManyKudos talking both Saw and ygo is that Yugi is *kind* of the Jigsaw of his own comic in the whole 'poetic justice' he dispenses. Dude straight up kills some people iirc lol

"We spent three hours setting the game and two hours arguing about the rules" Ah yes, the standard session.

Love this channel, a cozy corner of YT. The convos and the animations you make for the jokes is great.

I searched the comments and didn't find anything, so I guess I'll make the effort to post about this. So, if you died by guillotine, then your blood pressure drops to 0 when you're decapitated, meaning that you lose consciousness immediately. You'd have some brain activity for about 30 seconds after, but you wouldn't just be a head on the ground looking around in pain. You would be asleep and totally unaware until you passed. The brain activity would basically be your brain trying to perform your core life functions and failing.

@androgynousmaggot9389

3 ай бұрын

Thanks for this unnecessary trivia! I unironically love it! 😅

@isopod127

3 ай бұрын

maybe we use that brain activity to convince ourselves there's an afterlife

Dont worry about Internet Historian falling off a cliff, he fell through a tree and went to get ice cream after

@anon-means-anon

Жыл бұрын

Still cried though.

@MIDNITE69

Жыл бұрын

True story

@DanielVCOliveira

Жыл бұрын

Gotta respect the IH lore

@wardenunknown

Жыл бұрын

@@anon-means-anon Must've been a bad flavor

Internet Hertorian was a keeper for him when he brought a metal detector, and she went with him all day trying to find something. That impressive that she went with him and stand next to him while using the metal detector all day and did not leave him. At that point he should realize she was the one.

@lucascoval828

Жыл бұрын

Then she penetrated him. Respectfully.

I love these videos, I love your chemistry with your guests and it's always great to see you and ManyKudos together. (Everyone you have with you on ITF is amazing tbh.) Thank you, I needed a laugh today and you literally never fail.

Last criminal that got the death penalty in West Germany right after WW2, Werner Gladow, actually got the guillotine blade stuck in his neck and the whole execution was such a bloody mess that the state prosecutor in attendence fell into a coma from shock.

Internet Historian and Many Kudos bullying each other to see which one of the two has the worst upload schedule

Oh God he's right about getting older and eventually house maintenance and improvements become a hobby

@frds_skce

Жыл бұрын

It's not a hobby, it's a lifestyle. A lifestyle that you have no choice but to enjoy it because calling repairman is so expensive when you could do it by yourself Edit: typo

@victorkreig6089

Жыл бұрын

@@frds_skce repairmen are for people too lazy to figure out how to do stuff on their own t. someone who knows how to use more tools than he has any business possessing

@MrSilentProtagonist

Жыл бұрын

@@frds_skce No, you just some accumulate some kind of psychic stress from the minor inconveniences of the living space not being exactly the way that you want.

@frds_skce

Жыл бұрын

@@MrSilentProtagonist Yeah bro, cuz I enjoy not having clogged pipe from my shower and just unclog it myself. Instead of calling some plumber and pay him 30$ or something, idk i don't live in USA.

@kawaiiamethist

Жыл бұрын

The female equivalent is getting excited over kitchen appliances, sturdy pots and pans, and Tupperware. Feminists will deny it, but us normie chicks gladly praise our kitchen arsenal.

me: "I am suicidal and tired and I want to drink and watch something farthest away from the concept of death and its trivialization. Ah yes, a video on hobbies. Perfect."

My grandpa is a pidgeon racer; a few years ago, he won some massive race. The price money was over a million dollars. He now mostly has show pidgeons that he puts in shows.

The story where he lost two dollars in the sand had me wheezing. I haven’t laughed that hard since I watched the first episode of Smiling Friends

@shockafter7

Жыл бұрын

Bro, I just came back from visiting my mum in Christchurch, and one thing she wanted to was find a stream to use her metal detector. She spent like half an hour trying to find stuff, and the beeping would go off on some rocks and there was nothing there. That whole segment felt so relatable and I was dying of laughter.

@yoshidinono8095

Жыл бұрын

Really? How old are you?

@theshanamaster

10 ай бұрын

the guitine story at 12:00, there was either a king or some ruler whos neck was soo thick, they literally HAD to chop it twice to get the head to fall off, like WTF

@gregwessendorf

9 ай бұрын

​@@theshanamasterKing Louis XVI; "His neck was far too fat for a single clean cut and he screamed out in pain befire the blade was rapidlt raised again for a second blow."

@angusmatheson8906

7 ай бұрын

The two guys saluting him when he went to the driving range in all camo drip got me laughing so hard my face hurt.

I actually had a racing pigeon get eaten in my yard and first i just thought it was a regular one until i saw the tag on its leg. I was so nervous when i called the guy to tell him that his pigeon died. The guy was pretty chill and i told him id handle the pigeon body disposal and he thanked me for it and sent me cookies, like these cathedral cookies, i never had thsoe before, they were amazing. I still have the box.

@TheSonOfDumb

Жыл бұрын

Why'd you eat the bird?

@crystalcarbon

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheSonOfDumb Hungy

I love how hobbies immediately devolved into death penalty methods

Theres one of those mini train things in oregon and its pretty good sized. Went with my grandpa a few years ago. Some of my favorite memories

I like how this episode is about hobbies, but half of it is really about execution

@sloshed-rat

Жыл бұрын

I mean... sometimes they cross over.

"Can`t bring myself to kill the mouse." the words of a man who never actually had a mice problem.

@HalfLifeOfHumanity

Жыл бұрын

The user name of a man who definitely has a crack problem

@randomtinypotatocried

Жыл бұрын

I don't miss having mice. Those bastards bring Lyme with them

@TheGlenn8

Жыл бұрын

If you had to do it with a fucking brick I doubt anyone would be able to do it. But if you have like an air rifle or something it's a lot less visceral.

@dracula7779

Жыл бұрын

Yum yum

@AngryBoozer

Жыл бұрын

My personal belief that you shouldn’t kill anything just because it’s an annoyance or inconvenience is the leading reason why I haven’t napalmed the nearby school in my area.

The bird leg bit was the first time I've ever paused a video from laughing. Well done sir

My dad would race pigeons. Some of my favorite childhood memories was getting up before the sunrise, catching the pigeons, loading up our truck and grabbing donuts and driving hours away and let the pigeons go and watch them all fly away. This was for practice and not the race themselves mind you. Love you forever and miss you Papa.

@TheDolphinTuna

Жыл бұрын

The elites don’t want you to know that the pigeons are free. You can just scoop them off the street, like this guy’s dad did.

@antiquatedideas1107

Жыл бұрын

Can you explain how your dad used to race pigeons? Im really curious to know how racing pigeons works other than just letting them go. Thanks for sharing that nice memory of your dad, also :). Sounds like a nice time

@Its_Me_Romano

Жыл бұрын

Is it true that some racing pigeons go for hundreds of thousands of dollars?

@srboromir452

Жыл бұрын

My dad raised 400 mile racers, though he never actually raced them,

@tonyiommisg

Жыл бұрын

@@antiquatedideas1107 its been a long time since, but from what I remember: the birds get their band on their leg registered and then put on this truck with everyone else's bird(s). Then they drive the truck somewhere a couple hundred miles away. Then they release the birds. Then you wait at your home for them to come back. Once they're back, depending on the type of time recording device you're using, we used an old style one where you have to catch the pigeon once they land and take the band and put it in this capsule and put it in this machine that stores and records the time. Then once all the pigeons have returned everyone reports their times.

Only Internet Historian can make an episode about hobbies and spend a good chunk of it debating the circumstances around guillotines.

@Tuvok_Shakur

Жыл бұрын

what if debating about methods of execution is one of his hobbies

Oh my god seeing Launceston's three nerd stores being discussed in a yt video flashbanged my brain harder than the family guy electric chair phone

"I'd quite like to get into pigeon racing" me: yeah, I could _totally_ beat a pigeon

I kept chickens for a time. Only the roosters are noisy, the chickens tend to just cluck to themselves, and they made the same coos, but they only do it when they're going to sleep. They don't smell bad if you give them a dust bath to use and keep their coops clean. They're weirdly affectionate too. And if you can get some Japanese silkies, they're just this fluffy, feather-footed little petting chicken.

@pierce9019

Жыл бұрын

Sounds tasty

ngl I felt worse imagining myself in a public place with a metal detector than I did feeling everything for 30 seconds after being decapitated

@matthewherr1588

Жыл бұрын

At least the decapitation comes to an end pretty quickly lmao

@Aliyah_666

Жыл бұрын

​@@matthewherr1588 Ehh....the human brain is alive for at least a minute or two after decapitation. There is even anecdotes that beheaded people were seen to follow movement with their eyes. Odds are they were tripping on dmt that last second but still.

@evalopez1454

10 ай бұрын

Imagine you're metal searching awkwardly on the beach and suddenly you met absolutely every casual you have met in your life during it. Even Karen from .H.R

I gotta say your ads are the best any other KZreadr I would try to skip your ads but I find them very entertain 😂 So overall well done

4:09 I had NO idea pigeon racing was a thing until one day a stray racing pigeon landed on our porch and, in an efford to discover who owned the pigeon, we discovered an entire world of pigeon racing existed. We never did find the owner and the person we did manage to reach said that the owner probably died and they just released his pigeons. Managed to catch it and my mom works with a guy that raises pigeons so he is now happily among his new harem of female pigeons.

@Y3M_Official

Жыл бұрын

Wow that's a happy ending

@republicshallriseagain419

Жыл бұрын

How did you know It was a racing pigeon and not a normal pigeon?

@DeckDogs4Life

Жыл бұрын

@Republicshallriseagain the band on its leg, we looked up the numbers and info about it, found out where it was registered and what group it was registered to, etc. Pretty easy to find out the registration information.

@republicshallriseagain419

Жыл бұрын

@@DeckDogs4Life Thats pretty cool I thought you understood that based on how fast It was or something

@DeckDogs4Life

Жыл бұрын

@@republicshallriseagain419 nah, we knew it was domesticated because of how close it would get but had no idea anything else about it until lwe searched the bracelet numbers.

The story about metal detecting had me wheezing my lungs out. Btw my hobbies are miniature painting, 3d printing, and wargaming, so I find this episode's backdrop really fitting.

@tartatovsky

Жыл бұрын

Same!

@VortexbeastWaaagh

Жыл бұрын

I feel like wargaming has become more popular than even just 5 years ago, it's pretty awesome.

@josephbroseph3003

Жыл бұрын

I thought i’d find someone with this interest. Early this year i got into playing Battletech and painting miniatures from it.

@LocalGuardsman

Жыл бұрын

@@VortexbeastWaaagh It’s probably due to the quarantine. I started 40K painting during that time :v

@Eviloverlord1000

Жыл бұрын

Got into age of sigmar during the pandemic.

This is the ONLY youtube channel I watch where I actually sit through the ad's they should pay you a LOT for making them entertaining everyone elses ad's get skipped. Im never playing shitty world of tanks still but ya know someone probably will.

a new video! I love your humors and barytone voice so much. Congrats Internet Historian!

I appreciate that IH keeps depicting Herstorian without her cannon Triple J boobs so we don't get jealous. What a humble man.

IH is absolutely underrating the price of a scented candle. It’s probably the most unexpectedly overpriced product you will regularly encounter just to pass on from the shock.

@triton62674

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely this, the good ones like Yankee cost an arm and a leg. If you can make them even half as good for less of would be worth it

@DJGamingSmash

Жыл бұрын

Poor guy thought he was incognito and we still know who he is.

@kaykeunil

Жыл бұрын

@@triton62674 my dad is incredibly into fancy scented candles and fr we get absolute boxes of candles in every month, and I do not look at the receipts for a reason 😅

@Roy-ze8eo

11 ай бұрын

That's why you should just smoke cigarettes, where I live they're a lot cheaper

@radfatdaddy4169

6 ай бұрын

Told my wife I was going to make wax slugs, I was warned that if I touch her Yankee candle that she would test them out on me.

I just found the channel and its amazing. The content is perfect ❤

From hobbies to capital punishment I love this man

Oysters was a hard pivot from death machines but then yall powered straight on to Saw for animals. 10/10 episode

RIP Internet Historian, an icon to the pigeon racing community.

@refl9630

Жыл бұрын

They've still got Mike Tyson

Loved this one a lot more than the space video. Great work :)

You made the ad actually enjoyable, it's actually a funny game used to play it a lot

Wait, has Historian never been in the fake guillotine at Questacon? The terror is definitely strongest when you're inside the damn thing, not before you enter.

@cthulhurealness

Жыл бұрын

Fuck I completely forgot about that.................

@Byrdffv

Жыл бұрын

wait theres a what i was there last month and i dont remember that at all

@themultifish

Жыл бұрын

@@Byrdffv Based on old Trip Advisor reviews, it looks like it might've been uninstalled in 2013. A true tragedy...

@abeswanick

Жыл бұрын

after a Google I've discovered they got rid of Track Attack, too that sucks.

@oz_jones

Жыл бұрын

I have a new goal in life now.

The fact you lost the 2 dollars you used to check if your metal detector worked is the funniest thing I've heard in a while, thanks for the laugh!

I never thought I’d listen to two dudes industrialize the guillotine and laugh so hard about it.

Metal detecting story was hilarious.

Imagine how mad one of those pigeon racers must get if in the middle of the race their pigeon gets grabbed out of the air and eaten by a HAWK

@TheWorstPartyMember

Жыл бұрын

I would wager pigeon fatalities are a common (enough) occurrence in the sport and most of the racers are mentally prepared for it.

@EnigmaticRPG

Жыл бұрын

that's why you race like 40 at once lol just release your whole flock every time :V

@jesse1243

Жыл бұрын

@@TheWorstPartyMember My dad races and he’s only lost a few to hawks over the past few decades. As long as they are not caught by surprise pigeons are very good at outflying birds of prey

@travisdickens4304

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact, there have been several pigeon clubs that have gotten in deep trouble for trapping and killing hawks to protect their pigeons. This is HIGHLY illegal and many of these hawk species are endangered.

@corvusmonedula

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if we did that with dogs Let them run across the country back home, a few will never return but who cares it's just a fun little hobby

When you brought up the guillotine not instantly killing people, it reminded me of a funny if sad story. During the French Revolution there was a pretty infamous woman named Charlotte Corday who assassinated an important revolutionary figure named Marat, got arrested and was executed for it. After her head was cut off, the story goes that a carpenter was so angry at Corday for killing Marat that he grabbed her head and began slapping it. But to his and the crowd's horror, Corday's face, despite her head being fully severed, began to look angry. Given what we now know about how long you can "live" after the decapitation, it seems likely that Corday actually experienced those slaps and did genuinely become angry at him before she finally died. The dude was arrested right after though, as the Executioner, a guy named Sanson, was furious at him for disrespecting the dead. He thought that everyone, regardless of how cruel and twisted they may have been in life, should at least have their dead body be given respect as they paid for their deeds in the most extreme way possible. So he used his position as the official Executioner to make the guards arrest the man on the spot, though he did get let go a month or so later.

@keystrix3704

Жыл бұрын

I thought the scowling head was kinda funny and the executioner's logic was a bit endearing. Reminds me of another thing I learned about those sorts of times through another famous executioner/torturer (I forgot his name): pregnant women got really nice and comfortable cells as well as delayed or forgiven punishments. She would basically get constant care and even good food to make sure the baby makes it before any real punishment is delivered. But if it's found out that the woman lied about being pregnant to get special treatment... oh boy, she would regret it.

@Late0NightPC

Жыл бұрын

@@keystrix3704 If you're curious, I'd suggest looking into the Executioner some more. His name was Charles-Henri Sanson, and he's a fascinating person because of how absolutely not like what you'd think of an executioner. By the end of his duty, he had around 2900 executions to his name as a result of the French Revolution, and personally executed King Louis XVI who sparked the whole war, while his son would take up the profession and execute Marie Antoinette. A personal journal of his revealed he despised his job and wished he never had to do it, but chose to do it because someone had to, and he knew he could handle it respectfully despite his hatred of execution, so "better him than some other untrustworthy man" and all that. He even helped create the guillotine because he genuinely thought it was far better than execution via the Executioner's Blade. Executioners had to pay to repair the tools themselves, and with how heavy and unwieldy the blade was, it wouldn't always guarantee a clean single cut kill, and would exahust the Executioner making any executions later in the day even less likely to be swift and merciful. The guillotine would make sure that deaths were reliably swift and painless, reduce the strain on Executioner's bodies, but most of all, show the public how horrific the act really was. Which of course is ironically tragic, as the guillotine ended up becoming one of the most widely used and beloved tools of the time due to the insane amount of executions during that period.

@Miszorov

Жыл бұрын

Given what we actually know about decapitation and human anatomy, a person who's head has just been cut off will instantly lose any cognitive function due to shock, and even if that somehow didn't happen, the pressure loss & massive hemorrhage simply knocks out any remaining chances of the person being conscious. Any stories about people blinking rapidly or making faces are either fabrications or are an exaggeration coming from a place of not understanding of muscle twitch responses or post mortem involuntary spasms.

@LagrangePoint0

Жыл бұрын

@@Miszorov Well I saw a legit video from CJNG where the executioner chopped a woman's head really quick and when he showed the head it moved the eyes from one side to the other like looking at everybody behind the camera.

@pathfindersavant3988

Жыл бұрын

Is it terrible that, due to my many hours sunken into playing Fate/Grand Order I just started imagining this story with the FGO versions of Sanson and Corday in mind, and it just fit perfectly in my head?

17:21 are IHs intrusive thoughts

I love the random oblivion references spinkled throughout your videos

Just gotta say, the guys who walk past a kid dressed in camo and salute without making it a joke at the kid's expense, those guys are legends for entertaining a random child in passing

@logical_volcel

Жыл бұрын

bro thats the joke and it was at his expense

@MagnumCarta

Жыл бұрын

@@logical_volcel That's why we thank those legends for their service in letting us laugh at Internet Historian's embarassment.

@user-lh7mt7zo7l

Жыл бұрын

Stolen Valor

Pigeon Fancier/Racer here, i love how IH just summed it all up because yeah, that was pretty much it, its an older gentleman's sport, where you pretty much care for the birds and hopefully one of your birds do well and gain lots of attention (and winnings) to your loft. Its like a side-sport if you catch my drift.

Video about hobbies Video section about guillotines Starts with a rant about candlemaking Peak internet historian right there

In New Orleans city park they have a miniature train you can ride. It takes 90 minutes to go around the 2 mile track. It goes through botanical gardens and things about the history of New Orleans.

What I've found is that in Japan, hobby generally means "singular thing I dedicate my entire existence to and build my personality around outside of work". It also means that they're unreasonably good at it.

@ZachariahJ

Жыл бұрын

That is relatable. When I started learning Japanese I got so obsessed I went to different classes every night of the week, after work - travelling to different towns to get to them. One of my teachers (a Japanese girl) said as an obsessive, I'd be happy in Japan - and I was! People out there were shy, introverted, but highly focused. My kind of folk, even though I am a middle-aged English guy!

@talosgak1236

Жыл бұрын

So Japanese people are just horrible at actually enjoying thier life? I mean that plus the work culture and stuff just sounds horrible

@animeking1357

Жыл бұрын

Considering their work culture they probably have no choice. There's probably not enough time to squeeze in another hobby.

@RougeSanta

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like peak 'tism

2:16 that feeling is one of the worst feelings ever. You plan something, and are excited about it. But then when you’re actually doing it, it’s just embarrassing as hell. Not fun in the least.

Guillotines are real dangerous. You could get a concussion from that basket!

@himwhoisnottobenamed5427

4 ай бұрын

Thank you! I was wondering if someone was going to bring up the uncounted concussions from basket injuries.

That relatable moment when your mate shows you a brand new pencil.

My hobby is taking a 25 minute and 41 second break at work to watch this video. Thank you kind sir for the upload 🥹

@LavaCreeperPeople

Жыл бұрын

I have lots of hobbies

@bandofthebayou1401

Жыл бұрын

mines taking a 25 second and 41 minute break.....

@InvestmentBankr

Жыл бұрын

Im in the MIDDLE of a workout sesh rockin to music - nope pause reps; New IH dropped!

@user-fe8gx3ie5v

Жыл бұрын

I hope it was during your lunch break.

@Throckmorton.Scribblemonger

Жыл бұрын

Break? Just watch it and get paid.

I love that story about the metal detector and it's tragically relatable. You think you're going to go into a cool new hobby only to find out you're a dork and everybody can see it especially yourself

knowing that he's into warhammer is so exciting, just for the hope of him doing a video discussing his favorite faction