Speedrunning your dumb ideas
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1 Super Mario Odyssey Speedrunner vs all of your dumb Super Mario Odyssey Speedrun ideas. This could only possibly go well.
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Rock Paper Scissors% needs to be an official speedrun category now
@maxenglish5106
2 жыл бұрын
It is very good, but I feel like it just gets solved as soon as the five fastest moons are determined and someone gets five straight wins. Then WR is just unbeatable and there's no reason to try
@sobblegaming350
2 жыл бұрын
Make it the full game
@AlexeKokota1
2 жыл бұрын
Rock Paper Scissors, Max% (The world record is first the most amount of wins in a save file, then the time.
@sobblegaming350
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlexeKokota1 amazing
@germin9784
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlexeKokota1 Like MinCaps, but instead of the number of captures, the number of RPS wins
15:10 "Screw you, Mario. That's like your sixth rock in a row." Says the person who went scissors six times in a row.
@jimmybobjoe457
2 жыл бұрын
In Round 2 he said rock 8 times in a row. Round 4 he said rock & Mario said paper for most of it.
@masterboa6321
2 жыл бұрын
and the person that went rock for a whole round
@vukilics9027
Жыл бұрын
I saw this comment exactly on that quote
@trasyf845
Жыл бұрын
@@vukilics9027 a
@bacondan5489
Жыл бұрын
Lol
Came for the catgirls, stayed for Fir losing 7 rounds of rock paper scissors in a row.
@jordanleighton6893
2 жыл бұрын
A man of culture as well
@randomyoutubeuser44
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the catgirl% is a great idea, it could also be performed with pixel Luigis though
@inkfae9916
2 жыл бұрын
Against basically a random number generator
@CobaltPerseverance154
2 жыл бұрын
@@randomyoutubeuser44 As well as Mario and Captain Toad.
@randomyoutubeuser44
2 жыл бұрын
@@CobaltPerseverance154 Yeah of course
Isn’t it obvious why he kept beating you? You kept telling him what you were going for before getting the moon!
@Ryan_Metzelar
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@0_.Hello._1
Жыл бұрын
:0
@Therealeclipsevr
Жыл бұрын
That one he couldn’t see was scissors
@iniqui
Жыл бұрын
@@Therealeclipsevr he meant to say he always told what he was playing before Mario played.
@sonsique
Жыл бұрын
@@iniqui yeah but he still told mario about it
Mario, clipping into the pyramid for the 65th time. Cappy: Doesn’t seem like you can brute force that……
@Zel-Veraan
Жыл бұрын
Mario: I'M MAKING MAC AND CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!
@theiceman4494
Жыл бұрын
I was looking a comment like this
@rebeccahbare
Жыл бұрын
Cappy again on 97th time clipping into the pyramid: we should stop now this seems inpossible. Mario: NOOOO WERE ALMOST DONE!
@airam1721
Жыл бұрын
He's right tho, he didn't break the walls to get in, he just clipped himself in
@locospain1
Жыл бұрын
@@Zel-Veraan MAC N CHEESE BOI
7:27 cappy: Doesn't seem like you can brute-force that... mario: proceeds to brute-force it
@outspade
2 жыл бұрын
same vibe as “you cant just blow a hole into the surface of mars”
@Nuno2769
2 жыл бұрын
wysi
@zeldaenby224
2 жыл бұрын
Not only that, he brute-forces it 100 times
@troller624
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nuno2769 I see it
@LowQualityPillow
2 жыл бұрын
„Mario stop manipulating reality by rolling and throwing me against a wall“
I'm sorry, but Amogus% shouldn't be just based on words in the moon's name. It should be to collect every Hat-and-Seek moon. You know, the ones were you have to talk to the impostor hats.
@icantthinkofaname8139
2 жыл бұрын
And also among
@RageTGoA
2 жыл бұрын
I thought that Amogus% was to get cosmonaut outfit for Mario as quickly as possible
@pinkmell0w
2 жыл бұрын
@@RageTGoA Combine both, first get the cosmonaut costume and THEN look for the hat-and-seek moons
@harrybest2041
2 жыл бұрын
What about finding objects which look like an Among Us Crewmate?
@icantthinkofaname8139
2 жыл бұрын
@@pinkmell0w what about the among moons
RPS% interested me and I'm so happy that the rest of the comments agree that this needs to be an actual category extension _(plus Mario is a god at RPS apparently LMAO)_ Awesome video :D
@C1ementin3
2 жыл бұрын
I really never noticed that Mario's hand changes during the animation. The idea is amazing!
@NT_Unused
9 ай бұрын
Hey PixelCraftian
@rylieervin625
6 ай бұрын
@@C1ementin3same what the heck 💀
@wenk300
5 ай бұрын
You threw 8 rock in a row Screw you
Fir: plays rock-paper-scissors against Mario Mario activating sicko mode: *It doesn’t seem like you can brute-force that*
@martinmarkov9707
Жыл бұрын
Underrated gem.
Mario should become a professional rock paper scissors athlete
@relly179
2 жыл бұрын
Mario is too good!!!
@orangepeelz3579
2 жыл бұрын
isn't that just yugioh
@loganrieck4750
2 жыл бұрын
He did in Color Splash basically
@cj3537
2 жыл бұрын
@@loganrieck4750 true. i won so many coins on that
@An_Entire_Lime
2 жыл бұрын
I present you: Paper mario color splash
I would love it so much if during hide and seek or the next collab someone said to fir "hey look its the guy that lost 7 matches of rock paper scissors to Mario"
Crappy: “Doesn’t seem like you can brute-force that…” Fir: Proceeds to brute-force through reality to the other side of the door 100 times.
@duckseason5325
Жыл бұрын
*Cappy Or am I wrong, and you ment to say Crappy.
@bjp4869
Жыл бұрын
@@duckseason5325 I fear we'll never know
@cameronwheeler9082
Жыл бұрын
@@bjp4869CORRECT! but seriously crappy?
@Dabloonville111
2 ай бұрын
@@bjp4869Oh hey someone that isn't toxic! Great!!!
There was a 1.5625% chance of Mario winning that much.
@Sky_Guy
2 жыл бұрын
There is also a 1.5% chance that Mario is sentient.
@fishpickles7316
2 жыл бұрын
theres also a 1.5625% chance of mario losing then
@KeroseneZanchu
2 жыл бұрын
@@fishpickles7316 I don't think you know how statistics work.
@fishpickles7316
2 жыл бұрын
@@KeroseneZanchu they both have equal chances of winning, that's how rock paper scissors works
@shadefire8605
2 жыл бұрын
But Fir only had to win once. Mario had to win 7 times in order to get that percentage
so fir became an insurance scoundrel, a cat person, and a rock paper scissors champion i think that looks good on a resume
@aydanwissel5631
2 жыл бұрын
Not so sure about the last one
@LordPhilipJFry
2 жыл бұрын
Is he really a champion with a 1-7 record?
@robinsuj
2 жыл бұрын
@@LordPhilipJFry Well, Mario is clearly a grand champion, so beating him was like beating Magnus Carlsen in chess. I think that classifies him as a champion
@tkienjoyer
2 жыл бұрын
@@robinsuj we need rated rock paper scissors
@RGC_animation
2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say RPS champion, but the other definitely.
Fun fact: Mario rarely plays scissors, so the trick to winning is the meme strategy of always playing paper (that some people use irl for some reason even though it makes you super predictable)
@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies
2 жыл бұрын
I read this just as Mario used scissors.
@livvylisvlog8106
Жыл бұрын
The reason is that Mario was supposed to be a character for adults, not a children’s character, according to Shigeru Miamoto. In Mario 64, when Mario collects a star, he does a ✌️to the camera, and that was because of Shigeru’s friend and co-worker Takushi Tezuko (I think I spelt the names wrong) liked stuff cute and added the cheesy ✌️sign, that's how Mario became a series for kids. Shigeru thought that banning the ✌️sign was the only way to let him have some peace. It only made it to SMO because Shigeru didn't take part in SMO a lot, but the chances are slim to get a ✌️in SMO.
@AmeVIRUS_
Жыл бұрын
@@livvylisvlog8106 in addition to this, i'm pretty sure i heard that SMO had all three because hidden behind the stars/shines in galaxy/sunshine the animations were each of the other two poses. (think it was on dykg, might have been smant)
@Gunnphil13
9 ай бұрын
🗿 💵(first result for a paper emoji) ✌️
"Mario is a being of Chaos, you can't rationalize him" this made me laugh way more than expected.
Remind me whenever I meet Fir IRL to challenge him to Rock Paper Scissors to boost my ego.
He played us! He only showed himself wearing cat ears for a brief moment, because he knows we want more! And the only way we can get more is to check out his streams! Very clever, Fir, very clever...
@SuspiciousTemmie
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think that was intentional though.
That rock paper scissors percent is a stroke of genius and you can't tell me otherwise.
Cappy: It doesn't seem like you can brute-force that...
If anyone cares, his odds for losing the rock paper scissors 7 times was a 0.78125% chance... And I thought I was unlucky!
@supC_
2 жыл бұрын
He won on the 7th attempt, though. So he only lost 6 times, which is a 1/64 or ca 1.5625% chance. Although that is the correct odds for him winning on round 7.
@chainsawboy2388
Жыл бұрын
@@supC_ pretty sure he said it took him 8 tries to win at the end there
@supC_
Жыл бұрын
@@chainsawboy2388 Unless you think he cut an attempt out of the video, the splash screen before the winning run said “Round 7.” I think it’s more likely he wasn’t keeping track while streaming and was just off by one than that he left out a round in post.
rockpaperscissors% was actually the funniest thing i've seen in this game, good vid as usual
The rock, paper, scissor% is the funniest thing ever. I need every speedrunner to do this
Simplyfir became Simply*fur* right in front of our eyes at 5:20
@sneed2600
2 жыл бұрын
That's 5:19 too long
We need more SMO content creators singing. We already got Smant and Fir, next target is CJ.
FF's chat: *comes up with interesting yet challenging tasks* Meanwhile in Smallant's: S N I F F P A U L E N T I N A ' S F E E T
@squarohedron0664
Жыл бұрын
who's paulentina
@ed765super
Жыл бұрын
@@squarohedron0664 the green haired chick from kid icarus
@squarohedron0664
Жыл бұрын
@@ed765super that's not how it's spelled
@chainsawboy2388
Жыл бұрын
@@ed765super ‘green haired chick’ lmao she’s a freaking god that’s some way to describe her I guess
@ed765super
Жыл бұрын
@@chainsawboy2388 I only really know her from smash and barely from that.
Cappy: “It doesn’t seem like you can brute force that” Literally everyone:
Every copy of Mario Odyssey is personalized, Mario picked up on your speedrunning strategies to win rock paper scissors
Fir always looks like he's worried about Mario's well-being
@Fir
2 жыл бұрын
I am worried about Mario's well-being
I think the reason Mario kept winning is because you called it before he had to pick, he was just cheating
Seeing you lose to Mario in rock paper scissors multiple times is more entertaining than I thought xD
Wait Insurance% is actually kind of a cool speedrun with some cool routing, I'm a fan
@MstrKipper
2 жыл бұрын
Wait I've never seen the "Don't... break it..." line that's so tragic D : I'm GLAD I never found that playing the game lol
@_snowyfall_
2 жыл бұрын
@@MstrKipper same, it's so dang sad XD
@EnheTook50Benadryl
2 жыл бұрын
It is actually the worst speedrun in the game, you have to break da smol car :c
@_snowyfall_
2 жыл бұрын
@@EnheTook50Benadryl yeah ;/
@Mystic-Midnight
Жыл бұрын
@@EnheTook50Benadryl Be a dick% where you rush to Metro to break the RC car
I think the RPS run might be better if you have to reset the counter but the run continues, so the more you lose the farther you have to get into the game and the more out of the way you need to go for new moons
Cappy: "Doesnt look like ypu can brute force it." Mario: "Hold my beer"
@Logiebear2310
2 жыл бұрын
You
@Idiotic_Idiot666
2 жыл бұрын
@@Logiebear2310 oops typo thxs
RIP my catgirl% record, you had a good run. If i had to be topped by anyone though, I’m glad it was fir Edit: oh wait no I didn’t mean it like that
@Surskiitt
2 жыл бұрын
Topped by fir? 👀
@justaguy8711
2 жыл бұрын
@@Surskiitt bro thats sus that u know what that means🤨
@ultrablueslime8216
Жыл бұрын
Were you also wearing cat ears during it
Damn, Mario’s better at Rock Paper Scissors than I thought
Props to the people who think of these ideas. I'm way to uncreative for that
Fir losing 6 times in a row to a game of rock paper scissors against a computer is so god damn funny
mario really is out here going "good ol' rock. nothing ever beats that."
I hope he does this again, I want to see Lisreal% (the goal is to run three times around the fountain in the N64 courtyard while holding exactly 2401 coins)
The rock paper scissors idea is so funny
Pretty sure ground pounding a taxi would force an insurance claim too.
Cappy: "doesn't seem like you can force brute tha-" Mario: _phases through the entrance_
@wenk300
5 ай бұрын
Also Mario when clipping for the 69th time "Back by unpopular demand, me!"
I like how he starts out with random speedruns, and then spends the entire rest of the video doing Rockpaperscissors%
you'd think a speedrunner would have a better grasp on probability, but then Fir goes and loses rock paper scissors seven times to Mario
Cappy: "I don't think you can brute-force that." Mario: *proceeds to brute-force it* The Rock Paper scissors was HILARIOUS! Imma do that whenever I get a moon now!
Cappy: doesn’t seem like you can brute force it Speedrunners: that sign can stop me because I can’t read
Fir singing along to Pauline's song may just be the most endearing thing I've ever seen
I didn't know you could break the RC car. That poor guy, he just wanted to have fun with his toy :C
In this video we have learned that Mario is indeed insane at Rock Paper Scissors
Cappy on the fourth dumb speed run: Doesn't seem like you can brute for that. Fir: Are you sure about that?
Backrooms% Get into an area you shouldn't be in Bonus challenge: HitlessTillDay% Don't get hit until you reach the checkpoint in Metro
I had to laugh so hard during the rock, paper, scissors% so funny and an amazing idea!
If I calculated it correctly, the probability of you losing the RPS game 7 times in a row were 1/2 to the power of 7 which is 0.78%.
RPS% was too epic and seeing you get mauled by mario's skillz was just too funny XD
Mario be like :without me you can’t do anything Speedrunner: you can’t move without me Crappy: you can’t get anywhere without me
@S574i
8 ай бұрын
Wait wait, hold the phone, DID YOU CALL CAPPY CRAPPY?
When Catgirl% first appeared as the sub goal, I knew it was going to be great
Rock Paper scissors is way way way more fun than it should be. Need to make this a regular.
If Color Splash taught us anything, Mario is an actual wizard at Rock Paper Scissors
@wsurviver8376
4 ай бұрын
I looked through this comment section to see if anyone would mention that and now I owe myself 5 dollars…. Having a gambling addiction is hard when you’re your only friend
@hi-ougidemonfang
Ай бұрын
@@wsurviver8376try roguelikes it’s like gambling.
“Sing along? You can’t expect me to,… jump up in the air da, da dada, daa”
Suggestion: Nut% You must collect every nut moon in the game. This includes golden seeds, nut moons, and nut sub areas. To spice things up… in every kingdom where Peach appears in the post game you must take a nut and throw it on the princess head. This will be the nuttiest category ever. And of course you must finish as fast as possible)
@EnheTook50Benadryl
2 жыл бұрын
I want to know what you are smoking
@EnheTook50Benadryl
2 жыл бұрын
*GIMME SOME*
I like that you put the coconut mall as a background music for this video 👍
“I swear this is completely random” and yet Mario is beating you like a chess bot
Thank you, between you crushing an rc taxi and then serenading us, you’ve made my day!
Cowards count sheep to fall asleep. I count pyramid clips to go to bed. Also, Fir giving off some serious twink energy singing jump up superstar and I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about it 😂
Your videos are great!
@atti_odyssey
2 жыл бұрын
Great video!
I had no idea about the RPS thing, but that is actually genius! I feel like that would be a great game to play along with during regular speedruns too. Obviously we know now it isn't just luck-based as Mario has VERY low odds of winning that much by chance; it can only mean he's genuinely cracked at the game. Probably all the times he's been practicing when we collected moons but didn't notice, he was getting the download on our micro-expressions
I thought that Fir singing along to the song was really cute to listen to. I could put that on repeat, he just sounds so sweet doing it
Never thought I'd say this but marios actually cracked at rock paper scissors
Catgirl% is now my favorite Odyssey speedrun
@ALTsquared
2 жыл бұрын
Because of your pfp and name, I can see that
The fact He actually sat there for I don’t know how long clippings threw walls true legend of smo.
Love how the Rock Paper Scissors% took longer overall than an Any% run haha
Mario is too good at Rock Paper Scissors
Like Sonic says. You just gotta go fast
13:08 i havent heard any paper mario: the oragami king music in a long while
and i love that you played masked DDD theme throughout the rockpaperscissors thing
If Rps% was real it would literally just be 5moons but you reset stupidly
Stop joking about coming here cause you saw catgirl%. We ALL came for the sussy baki mogus 🥶
LOSING 6 TIMES IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS IS A 1.6% CHANCE LMAOOO
Cappy: Doesn't seem like you can brute-force that... Him: Obviously I can!
I think you missed the Yoshi sub area with taxis in it. It’s like the tank one.
@Fir
2 жыл бұрын
That one isn't in Metro Kingdom. We were only getting the taxis in metro
@atten1976
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fir thanks for commenting. Sorry
@atten1976
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fir thanks for commenting. Sorry
imagine if you tried to play rps% and got every moon in the game without reaching 5 wins or 5 losses.
@justaguy8711
2 жыл бұрын
Then reatry
@justaguy8711
2 жыл бұрын
Retry*
@abugidaiguess
Жыл бұрын
ok but this is so unlikely the calculator app on my phone just calls it 0
It’s funny how enjoyable it was to watch Fir lose round after round to Mario in rock paper scissors lol
I LOOOVE how cappy says: You cant brute force it like that
Cappy: Doesn't seem like you can brute force that... Mario who's defying physics: *yes*
I think Mario has a higher chance of going for rock and paper, because Shigeru Miyamoto banned Mario from using the peace sign at one point due to Miyamoto thinking the games were going too far away from his original idea of what Mario was and were becoming too cutesy. So by constantly picking rock, you were statistically dooming yourself to fail.
This was good stuff Fir - keep it up! And I'm very glad to get to see Catgirl% lolol
I love that he still sounds professional when talking about the speedrun ideas
I love that Capy says when you roll to the pyramid he says "Looks like you don't have the Brute - Force like that" : Speedrunners roll through door
Fir singing was one of the best things to happen in the world
The rock. paper, scissors one was great 8 tries and I was laughing the whole time 😂 You should do it again, but instead of restarting the file just start over the count. Bonus rule do it in a any percent speedrun (no extra moons) and if you complete the speedrun before beating Mario you have to do something stupid chat decides :3
I love how Fir became a Firry for the second speedrun
There is only a 0.0007 chance of losing Rock Paper Scissors 7 times in a row. Mario is a god
I'm surprised that nipple% wasn't included, but maybe that's too popular. You could combine catgirl% with nipple% and made catnip%. First get the swim trunks, then find the cats.
The challenge I have is fullcycle% basically on the kingdom select thing, you want to make it so you can go to mushroom kingdom from darker side, and you have to do the select thing and make it so it's from darker side into mushroom kingdom, basically beat darker side, but you want to see it make the full cycle
4:47 pov fir getting clipped like small ant and always hearing that song for the rest of his career 😂
"Doesn't seem like you can brute-force that..." *brute forces it 100 times in 29 and a half minutes*
Insurance% accually sounds like a fun run with some unique Features like getting the tourist started so you have to do the desert kingdom
Hyped for you to beat the 1,000 IP Clip Speedrun World Record.
Fir: Rock, Paper, or Scissors, or whatever. Also Fir: * Does hand motions for rock scissors paper *