SOUTH PARK - Miss Teacher B@ngs A Boy [REACTION!] Season 10 Ep.10
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I think you guys are 100% right on Ike's dialogue at 3:28 "I don't like medicine." Thanks for the save!
@QAZ-OMEN
7 ай бұрын
Have you reacted to the episode Scott Tenormen?
@Sam-747
7 ай бұрын
@@QAZ-OMENhe has
@theGoogol
6 ай бұрын
Not Mulan ... Milan, Italy
@30noir
6 ай бұрын
Dude one of the things that bugs me about the internet - nothing is ever cited, taking the time to show the references - top notch, my man!
@michaellynes3540
2 ай бұрын
I’m impressed how Cartman created his own bounty hunter crew.
"Damn it, where are all these sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?!?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@eclat4641
Жыл бұрын
I agree lol
@andreteles4294
Жыл бұрын
And he’s genuinely pissed off lmao
@stokeyarcanum5754
Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't you be? Lmao
@brinaskore
Жыл бұрын
how is tjat funny
@MKP2W
Жыл бұрын
@rosiesmyluv Because it's how alot of dudes feel and it's relatable 😂
Cartman the bounty hunter is easily one of my favorite South Park plotlines
@ThomasA.
Жыл бұрын
Hounter???
@christopherb501
Жыл бұрын
One of the few times I'm actually on his side.
@Alltimefox
Жыл бұрын
I’m the dawg big bad dawewggg
@SlimKim3
Жыл бұрын
Not only that but he's the only reactor I've seen that got the Pet Sematary reference in the future telling device episode where Butters faked his death
@genetash8604
Жыл бұрын
@@christopherb501 yeah out of all the fucked up shit he’s done u claim this one, cartman is just a reflection of our inner thoughts no censor. And he acts upon it representing how horrible people just act on their beliefs. Fuck I went too deep
I remember reading that when Beth and Dog saw this episode, Dog thought it was really funny, and Beth said "I only have one criticism, they made my boobs too small" :D
@kjprodouctions9050
Жыл бұрын
XD
@seanboy4386
Жыл бұрын
Are u serious?! 😅
@LyingSecret
Жыл бұрын
@@seanboy4386 Yeah it was an interview, I have no idea who for though sadly as I have a fairly bad memory for specifics like names and such. I do remember laughing at it though for sure.
@leeks1408
3 ай бұрын
@@LyingSecretat least they had a good sense of humor about it 😆
@LyingSecret
2 ай бұрын
@@leeks1408 haha yeah exactly.
This is one of the rare moments of Cartman actually caring about something. He cares about his hallways.
@dash.reacts
Жыл бұрын
Sooo true, Lol! Cartman is one of best-written characters I’ve ever seen, animated or not.
@jasjfl
Жыл бұрын
It's a nice extension of early Cartman's "respect my authori-tay!"
@justinamerican8200
Жыл бұрын
My hallways are cleeeeeean.
@dusty3913
8 ай бұрын
Well, he cares about his ATHORITAY! Having it, exploiting it, etc.
@Autobotmatt428
7 ай бұрын
@@dash.reacts Honestly he is good at having author-tay
“She’s using the Mel Gibson defense!” 😂
Ike staring a hole through Kyle at dinner is always hilarious to me.
Kyle: "Have fun, then ruin it by having a serious relationship." LOL!!!!
Cartman being the hallway monitor is one of the funniest South Park sub plots ever! Lmfao “Go with Christ!” 😂
I'm pretty sure Ike said "I don't like medicine" to imply that he is NOT mature for his age, rather than saying "Mason"
The funny and yet also most disturbing part of this episode is that Ike is only like 3 years old. The reason Ike is in a Kindergarten class is because he is a genius who got to start school early. So to put things in perspective, Ike is about 3 years old while the rest of his class is about 6 years old.
@chrisakaschulbus4903
Жыл бұрын
I mean... is 6 years old worse than 3?
@samhilton4173
Жыл бұрын
I don't think there's much difference in the level or immorality when you're talking that young. It's equally bad.
@chrisakaschulbus4903
Жыл бұрын
@@samhilton4173 With how many years does it become more ethical to you? Disregarding the laws, which are very different between countries.
@ExecutiveChefLance
Жыл бұрын
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 17
@renx81
Жыл бұрын
It's an exaggeration! That's an integral part of comedy. Clearly, in real life this only happens to pubescent boys.
I like that fact that when Cartmen does get authority, he actually does his job as hall monitor and takes it seriously even if he abuses it somewhat.
@renx81
Жыл бұрын
He abuses it as much as possible! Everything he does is an abuse of this position. Dude, he puts together a team and bear maces a bunch of people in a hotel! How is that not maximal abuse of his power?
This literally is the only reaction channel I watch because he puts the references in the video and actually can translate different languages (like the Japan centered episodes) it’s like watching a humorous analysis more than a reaction
@JohnBarrylizard
9 ай бұрын
Dude must really do his homework or be super smart to connect those obscure correlations.
This episode is uncomfortably true. People, especially men who claim they hate grooming are jealous of kids being groomed by women and literally says, "Where were this women when I was a little boy" 😅
@jwag301
Жыл бұрын
not every girl wants a sugar daddy but I guarantee every guy would take a sugar mommy
@yourcommentisntfunnyv2709
Жыл бұрын
Back then but not today lol
@gats9593
Жыл бұрын
@@jwag301uh no, most self respecting men want to make their own money
@JohnDoe-dn9ez
Жыл бұрын
Nope, u dont get it. Our first instinctive reaction is exactly that "oh the boy had sex with a hot woman, kewl" When logic kicks in we do understand that a boy is utterly incapable of managing his emotions let alone a relationship with an adult who could so easily manipulate him into pretty much anything. This is portrayed extremely well in this episode where the teacher almost convinces the boy to kill himself. TLDR: We envy the sex not the grooming
@basicsimp8798
Жыл бұрын
@@yourcommentisntfunnyv2709Nah, twitter is still filled with these men, saying they hate grooming but comments of a female sexual predator with incredible envy and how lucky the boy is.
I remember some guys in my country were doing "catching the predator" show for youtube. And were always hunting down males looking for some boys, but never females, and never males looking for young girls. I think that says a lot, this episode is just perfect.
@samhilton4173
Жыл бұрын
Maybe they were inspired by Michael Jackson.
@fuzzballzz36
Жыл бұрын
The American version of the show hunted down some men looking for boys, but most of them were looking for young girls. Maybe it's just a regional variation.
Dash you’re awesome. You’re literally one of the only reactors on KZread who watched this episode and immediately understood Cartman was parodying Dog the Bounty Hunter!
@carsonwentz8301
Жыл бұрын
Dash gets almost all the parodies it's actually insane
@raevynlen
Жыл бұрын
Agree dash gets everything immediately but who doesn’t get dog the bounty hunter
@Algorythmfpv
Жыл бұрын
@@carsonwentz8301 He even remembers times phrases were said in the show before and finds the clip to that episode even if he's only seen it once!
@BananaRamaPartyTimeAllTheTime
Жыл бұрын
@laddieporter8438 that's just sad
@furthestshield5716
Жыл бұрын
Could just be researching every episode wouldn’t take too long
He actually was a good hall monitor, and a good friend in this episode.
@carsonwentz8301
Жыл бұрын
Go with christ
@Slayerr1674
Жыл бұрын
Or else you’ll end up like that splattered bitch on the pavement
@wellhiyadude1
Жыл бұрын
Lol despite Cartmans best efforts he managed to do some good in the world
@phoenixxxashez
Жыл бұрын
Which is very rare for Cartman.
@David_Trowbridge
Жыл бұрын
No he wasn't he slammed Butters head against the toilet wall when he had his pass on the sink lol
Cartman Actually helping Kyle out is always great to see
@emilioaymat5651
Жыл бұрын
Well, he`s not doing it as a friend, but because he loves to play his Dawg role where he can wield his "authoritah" on others.
@renx81
Жыл бұрын
For purely selfish reasons though. I wouldn't give him too much credit.
@lucymiyu5754
11 ай бұрын
He was helping his hallway 😂
@LandSharkEatsU
10 ай бұрын
@@emilioaymat5651 Gotta take what you can get with Cartman 😄
@TanWam
3 ай бұрын
@@renx81I'd give him credit for saving Kyle and his family during the Smug Alert episode, even if he just did it so they could keep being enemies 😂 he even told Butters to keep quiet and didn't take any credit for it
I'm glad they brought attention to this. I've had so many arguments with men (surprisingly not women at all as they've been more understanding) who don't see the issue with males being assaulted/being groomed by women. End of the day abuse is abuse.
@Real_Genji
Жыл бұрын
It will literally mess you up as a kid, your thoughts will be plagued and it can affect you in adulthood like crazy. They just don't understand because they are not in the state of mind to be able to comprehend how being taken advantage of does to your brain
@renx81
Жыл бұрын
Haha, there's your problem! You don't get it, and women wouldn't get it. You are not "more understanding", you are actually completely ignorant. And you would be, and probably always will be.
The most fucked up thing is that in cases where a young teen boy impregnates a statutory rapist the abuser often successfully sues the kid for child support. Imagine not being out of high school, being abused by your teacher and then having a judge order you to pay your abuser a portion of your income for 18 years when you aren't even 18 yet.
@grelm1322
2 ай бұрын
That's insane
The way Butters pees with his pants down and his shirt up is how toddlers do it, so it could be a way of implying how negligent his parents have been in helping his maturation and development or a way of making his naive, childlike qualities even more exaggerated.
@sebastianemond5313
9 ай бұрын
Even the Post Covid two parter, we see older Butters uses the bathroom the same way he did as a child.
Had my first teacher crush in 4th grade. There was a new 2nd grade teacher that was a new college grad. Since all the other female teachers were 40+ and she was early 20’s, all the boys had a crush on her.
Ike still calling her Miss Stephenson the entire episode even though they are in a sexual relationship is so creepy and funny to me.
@reek4062
Жыл бұрын
What is creepy aboot it?
@2kGalaxy
Жыл бұрын
@@reek4062illegal
@sonicboomers122
11 ай бұрын
@@reek4062I sub-textual thing. It establishes the power dynamic of Stephenson as the adult, the one in control and Ike as a child cuddling up to a authority figure.
@notmyself2533
8 ай бұрын
Still as 16 teenager I would welcome this very much.
Finally one of the best episodes with Ike. Thank you for this vid Mr. Dash!
@dash.reacts
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching!!! 🙏
@maxim2019
Жыл бұрын
@@dash.reactsI’ve been waiting for this one!
@mikemartins3297
Жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this one. Has hedone the troll tracer episodes yet?
@vin_tin
Жыл бұрын
@@mikemartins3297 IMHO it should be done that while season in order, since that season is a connecting story unlike thebother seasons.
They really did a good job recreating the “Dog the Bounty Hunter” theme song for this episode.
@brownstarslots
10 ай бұрын
It sounds better than the original lol
I saw the notification, and I came running to see this south park classic with Dash. This is one of the few episodes that Cartman and Kyle work together without fighting. Ps: Dawg's music is one of the best in south park in my opinion.
@dash.reacts
Жыл бұрын
Aww! You know I appreciate you 🤜 🤛 Thanks!
@suneatercranel5592
Жыл бұрын
@@dash.reactsgo with christ brah
Conan O' Brian had one of the best takes on this issue when that Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader ploughed a youngster. She basically gets a slap on the wrist while a potato-shaped female teacher in Nebraska with facial beauty marks akin to the Necronomicon gets decades in prison for the exact same crime. It's hilarious, this 'The Picture of Dorian Gray" kind of world we still live in, unfortunately... Thanks for covering this one, Dash!
@ronin7997
Жыл бұрын
"facial beauty marks akin to the Necronomicon" - hahaha, I'm dead.
@Kaimax61
Жыл бұрын
necronomicon..... Eugh....
@Douchemaster_McChest
Жыл бұрын
That Bengals Cheerleader who slept with one of her students was a teacher at the high school I graduated from, many years prior, in Northern Kentucky. LOL. Of course she lost her teaching license, got fired and kicked off the Bengals Cheerleading Squad. She avoided jail time, though, because the lawyer somehow pulled some strings for her. After that, she had a hard time finding another job and that lawyer ended up hiring her as a clerk. LOL (Makes me and alot of others wonder if he was banging her.) You can bet if she were ugly and not a cheerleader she would've had the book thrown at her. Back when I was in high school in the early '80s, there was a girl in my class who dated one of the assistant football/baseball coaches while still in school. After we graduated, she did end up marrying the coach and they stayed married for just a few years. Another coach at the same school was banging a student who was a cheerleader.
@soupsundying8362
Жыл бұрын
What does the picture of dorian grey have anything to do with that? That book’s theme focused on the beauty of youth and how it doesn’t last forever
@landonl958
Жыл бұрын
@@soupsundying8362 Just the idea how the beautiful people in the world can have anything they want from beauty alone, even judgements that go in their favor. When I read this the first time, it reminded me of current-day Hollywood and the constant lawsuits, which as of late have not exclusively been swinging in favor for the beautiful ones, That single idea in the book really stuck hard with me, because it was far too parallel with the real world, even long after the story was written.
Your pop cultural knowledge and research is unparalleled once again, Dash! And that catch of the bellboy having a hat on when he didn't before? (~nice~)
One of the few episodes where Cartman actually wasn't entirely evil. Yeah, he did use Bear Spray on everyone, but he still technically helped Kyle. To his own ends, but that's still him helping a friend out.
@the-NightStar
Жыл бұрын
Even though he was portraying a parody of a real person that is actually a very real and very irredeemably evil person.
nothing is worse than Cartman with authorita
This episode is hilarious, I think my first teacher crush was back in high school and I love how Cartman acts like a badass, when he's the hallway monitor.
Rainforest Shmainforest (Season 3, Episode 1) One of the few episodes with ACTUAL celebrity guest voices.
This is easily one of my favorite episodes, it's absolutely hilarious! 😂
The LITERAL 1 episode where Eric actually is the good guy and doesn't do anything super horrible. "Go with Christ." EDIT: Still holding out for "Night of the Living Homeless" lol. Probably the best episode next to the water park and the frontier city episodes. It's a 10/10. Love your reactions, man!!!
@matthewperutelli-zj7fc
Жыл бұрын
Isn't there also the one where Cartman tutors inner city kids
@waynehand4600
Жыл бұрын
@@matthewperutelli-zj7fcseason 12 episode 5 eek,a penis 👍
@renx81
Жыл бұрын
There's more than one episode. I don't see why you would emphasize the word "literal" unless you mean it literally, which would mean that you've seen all episodes of this show and can't think of another example.
@armorykittington
Жыл бұрын
@@renx81 So I can read comments from bozos like yourself.
@notmyself2533
8 ай бұрын
I do t think Eric is the good guy or Kyle. Seem like teenager would I know I would very much enjoy high school so much more with teacher like her as my girlfriend
8:10 that's the origin of the 69 "Niceee" meme 🤣
2:55 first teacher crush was on my bio professor last semester. I think you implied grade school, but I had to bring her up cause she was awesome and so so so kind.
Man, the layers you showed with “that scene” is seriously the best reaction I’ve seen a person ever make. Dash, you are awesome and love your videos!
I think this is the only reaction channel where i learn a whole bunch of things like references i had no idea about. Every time. Never change dash
My first teacher crush happened in the 2nd grade. I was a 7 year old girl, but Ms. N. was a blonde beauty with a beehive hairdo (this was circa 1971) who made me blush every time I was near her.
Enjoyed your take on this one 🙏 Honestly there's something to be said about the comically childish lines Ike has in every scenario. I can imagine them creating this episode and discussing: "How can we really work in how messed up this is?" I think it's a good contrast to the real story this was based on as it's their way of depicting the age difference and bizarre nature and stigma of teacher/student relationships that have been heavily covered by the media, all while using their usual humor with deeper undertones.
I like how diligent you are with calling out all the references, even the few that go over my head
I had a crush on one of my daycare teachers when I was 4. The strange thing is that I barely remember any of it despite having lots of vivid memories from that part of my childhood 🤷♂
Another great Ike episode is "Taming Strange" where he goes through puberty as a baby lol. You would probably enjoy it!
@DLites151
Жыл бұрын
Royal Pudding is a SLEPT ON episode. As is tradition.
@renx81
Жыл бұрын
"Dead Celebrities" is a good one as well. There are some bonus characters Dash might appreciate.
dash seems like he has an innocent mind while watching these it makes it way more hilarious🤣
1:22 Cartman: Hey! I’m a cop and you will respect my authoritah! 1:26 (Cartman the Bounty Hunter)
First teacher crush?..... Kind of late in high school but I never realized that one of the Spanish teachers in the school was so much younger than the others. She was so pretty. Every single guy I knew that had her class or even had a class next to hers had a crush on her. They'd get bad grades or ask for a lot of extra help just to see her after class.
@cockoffgewgle4993
Жыл бұрын
I never had a teacher crush. I didn't see the appeal of frumpy old women when I was surrounded by nubile flesh.
What makes the video just a little bit better is knowing that the voice of Ike is Trey Parker’s kid daughter lmao
I'm sitting awake at 2am unable to sleep, had to double take and see this was a real upload. Thanks, Dash. Can't wait to see what you think of the top of the building scene :-D
@dash.reacts
Жыл бұрын
Always happy to hear from you, Athan. Hope you can get some sleep after some belly laughs.
@AthanImmortal
Жыл бұрын
@@dash.reacts fell asleep before the end, going to rewatch now :-)
i used to watch dog the bounty hunter with my mom so this episode always holds a special place in my heart
3:28 I'm pretty sure Ike was supposed to be saying "I don't like medicine." 4:39 "Ike made a no-no."
I love this series so much, in one episode they can make fun of child molesters, Dog the bounty hunter and Mel Gibson, it's so amazing. I recommend: Help, My Teenager Hates Me! It's one of the newer episodes, but it's super funny!
Being from Mexico, I often miss the cultural and pop references. I like your videos because I find out about all of these. Also I love how you enjoy the nuances and clever (or dumb) humor.
The police reaction was spot on. And the dad's.
So glad you’re getting into Ike territory. Other great Ike episodes include Christmas in Canada and Taming Strange. Both are bangers!
@potts9274
Жыл бұрын
Oh and also Dead Celebrities
I never noticed the revolving door of the rehab facility lol! Thanks for pointing it out!
"you know why you're a hall monitor? because you don't have any friends." *turns into the hall monitor*
I hate the double standards when it comes to child abuse of this kind. Female predators are just as disgusting as male predators.
@MrJerkkeri
Жыл бұрын
B-but she's a woman right...? B-but she's hot right...?
@elmodelo101
Жыл бұрын
Especially when they are ugly.
@reek4062
Жыл бұрын
A hot female hitting on a boy is hot tho
@patrickarwood9606
Жыл бұрын
She had an addiction I don't blame the kid at all 😂😂😂
@ferrygal6036
Жыл бұрын
Well said!
Ironically, 13:04 was my favorite part 🤣
Wow, this is one of the best reaction channels I've seen. The editing and the clips is great. The transitions are simple but so smooth.
You never cease to amaze me with the amount of supplemental material that you splice into the primary video to show context. It's got to be a lot of work, but it separates you from the bulk of the reaction video reviewers. Its always great when a notice of another review pops up with your name on it.
Speaking of stuff that actually happens. Living in Colorado Springs I used to occasionally see Dog roaming about, and one of my early childhood homes was down around Bobby Brown's Bail Bonds office.
Ike was saying "I don't like Medicine" not "mason"
Again I love your videos giving context to references within the shows. Best and most Unique channel on KZread when it comes to reaction videos. Thanks for putting in the effort.
I saw REo Speedwagon live with Styx in St. Louis. INCREDIBLE CONCERT!! Even with them all being late 60’s early 70’s in age.
One of the few episodes I've recommended (as did several others) thank you for the vid Dash 🙏 one of my favorite episodes of South Park
I mean, the fact that Ike is 3 is very messed up and concerning, but u have to admit: he scored good. Not bad for a kindergartener 😂
My first teacher crush was in 4th grade. I’ll never forget that because that was the year my teacher flunked me. Being homeschooled sucked…
This makes me think of when Gerald said to Ike "You don't want to be like Kyle, do you?"
I had a crush on a few of my teachers. My college gen chem professor...she was pretty and had a really nice personality. We don't talk about that. In the case of this episode, Ike is 3, and his teacher is clearly demonstrating grooming tactics. Recommending Night of the Living Homeless!
When Cartman kicks that kid, it always makes me laugh
13:07 Most appropriate reaction I've ever seen to that f**ked up dialogue. 😂
9th grade biology teacher... she was truly a sight to behold.
This is one of the few episodes were Cartman actually does something right.
Your reactions are the best out there. Keep em coming. You did make a mistake in this one. Ike didn't say "I don't like Mason." It was "I don't like medicine."
@dash.reacts
Жыл бұрын
I appreciate that
@TanWam
Жыл бұрын
You're the one who's made a mistake, he says "I don't like messin" as in messing around, hence him being mature for his age.
George Carlin said that anything can be joked about; it depends on where the exaggeration is. Whoever had the idea to make Ike the student being groomed was a genius. Him being a kindergartner is an exaggeration that makes it extra funny while driving the point home.
@bemasaberwyn55
11 ай бұрын
"Every joke has that 1 thing that blows it WAY out of proportion"
That thing Butters does reminds me of when I was an elementary school. I saw that a kid had pulled down his pants to use the urinal, came back to class from the bathroom, and laughed about to a couple of the other kids. Funnily, a girl overheard me, and was like, "so? everyone takes their pants off when they go to the bathroom.", and then we just stared at each other, both of us thinking the other was an idiot.
My first teacher crush was in kindergarten. This one kid was talking to me about how hot she was and our assistant teacher heard it and he got in trouble 😂
Matt Stone said this episode was based on the Mary Kay Letourneau case. Though it also seems to share similarities to the Debra Lafave case, which happened a year or so before this episode aired. Also, worth noting that Dawg's assistant Leeroy gets busted by Chris Hansen in the Tourette's episode.
This happened to be the first South Park episode I ever watched. When I saw it, I believe I was ten at the time.
man I love this episode because I grew up watching Dog the bounty hunter and because my friend always says "Im the dawg, the big bad dawg." 😂
My 1st teacher crush was my 10th grade English teacher. Then when I graduated we started to date for 2 years. Then got married and had 2 kids, now there in USC. So happy. This was before the touch screen or apps.
Legitimately can’t wait for each new reaction from you dash! Keep up the good work!!!
My first real crush on a teacher was my 8th grade English teacher. I think a lot of male students had a crush on her too. She had big breast and a lot of times didn't wear bras and her shirts and dresses all had low plunging cut necklines. Could see major cleavage all the time and we all knew when she was cold (with the nip freeze protruding.) She was single at the time, but she was dating the metal shop teacher and they ended up getting married during the school year. Didn't change how she dressed though. LOL. Still wore the same type of dresses and tops and rarely wore a bra.
We still sing the Dog theme song Cartman-style and say "brah" and "go with Christ" around the house sometimes. My first and only teacher crush was my 6th grade science teacher. My puberty juices were flowing. 😏
niiiiiice first teacher crush was 5th grade, could've been earlier if previous teachers weren't 90 year old lasies 😂
It's been pointed out that Butters isn't wearing a diaper in this episode, so his "hesiated colon" (mentioned in the "Awesom-O" episode) must be okay now.
3:25 He said "I don't like MEDICINE"... 4:37 "Ike made a no no"... Side note: I've been heavily anticipating this reaction. Thanks for uploading it!
This is one of those episodes I always point to as one of those episodes where Cartman and Kyle team up to do some good and you see their friendship shine through. Plus it’s just incredibly funny to see Cartman parodying dog the bounty hunter
I was in year 6 (10-11 years old) when I had my first crush, it was a 20 year old who was doing work experience for her college work but the one I remember the most is when I was in secondary school and I was in year 10/11 I’d took food technology for one of my courses and we had a new food tech teacher, she was the youngest teacher our school ever had (24) and I was one of three boys in the class so we had all the female attention.
All my female teachers were too old or cranky for anyone to have a crush on them. The girls however did made sure to try to butter up male teachers for better grades
Great episode and reaction. Niiicce. All my teachers were ladies who were approaching retirement or had kept teaching way after. None of them were younger than 60. Which was bad for a crush but, great for education. Also these old ladies wouldn't teach hippie or communist stuff without telling you that it was crap like earth day for example.
@conors4430
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Communist stuff? Something tells me you’re as smart as Leroy
@shawnboyce1663
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@@conors4430 you mean Leroy the last guy what could read bout 40 years back?
@darkseeker102
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Earth Day may be crap stuff barely gets recycled that goes into recycling bins
@shawnboyce1663
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@@darkseeker102 that's because it costs more energy to recycle things really, energy that most likely isn't hydroelectric and most certainly isn't wind or solar. Yet municipalities charge you for pick up & tag your bins if you have garbage in there or bagged recyclables.
My 1st teacher crush was in 7th grade. He's like a clone of Elijah Wood. He's got the hair, the eyes, and the face 😍 and every girl has a crush on him
When I was in 7th grade I had a teacher. Young 20s, just got out of college. I remember both how nice she was and also... Let's just say that it was hard for focus when she was standing or bending over you to help you with school work. I wouldn't say I had a crush but def one of my fav teachers.
This was a very “NIIICEEEE” reaction video 😂😂..loved it and loved the way you gave a lot of reference I didn’t get when first watching it❤️.. Tbh they are a lot of southpark episodes I would love for you to react to😂❤️ Tonsil Trouble (S12E1) Douche & Turd (S8E8) Ginger kids (S9E11) The Return of Chef (S10E1) The Cartoon wars Part 1&2 (S10E4&5) Lice Capades (S11E3) The Hobbit (S17E10) The worldwide privacy Tour (S26E2) Proper condom use (S5E7) All About Mormons (S7E12) Butt Out (S7E13) Stanley’s Cup (S10E14) Please I promise you won’t regret watching any of theses 😂🤲🏻 Thanks again❤️❤️
@dash.reacts
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Thanks for this 🙏
@Astrodavv
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@@dash.reacts you’re welcome ❤️😁.. and keep doing what you do ❤️..you do these southpark reactions the best✅🤝
I remember many times at highschool when the lads would get excited by a beautiful teacher or even a nurse who would come to visit. One breezy warm day at lunchtime a teacher who was on duty was walking up and down the basketball court and everytime she turned, her dress did the Marilyn Munroe due to the breeze. She had amazing legs. Best lunchtime ever.
I actually liked Cartman this episode. This episode is nuts but so funny 😊
15:56 🤣 👌 S.P. spittin' them bars, AGAIN! Lol!
I was 10th grade, English course. Purposefully got detention in her course for 113 straight school days and shattered the school record for detention with some days being double detention for class disruption and behavior. 12th grade, science teacher from another school district. Ended up married to her and have been for 18 years and counting now. ❤
There's the other abuse that doesn't seem real but it happens and that's the little known cases where a man is the victim of physical abuse in a relationship. There was a case where the wife was a police officer and she used her skills as an over dominating power. She was arrested but it took the husband a long time to come forward and because of the limits of the media you can only presume why. For sure I would say not being believed is one reason and possibly the being less than a man feeling might have depressed him as well. But to be clear it doesn't make a man less of a man because abuse is wrong whoever you are.
I feel so bad for the male victims. They were not lucky to bang their teachers. They were groomed and that’s not ok. I was SA at 17 and it’s caused me to be extremely scared and anxious and keep my guard up when being intimate with someone
@austinzeagler2460
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how a 17 year old male can be SA by a female boggles my mind
@Ottawajames
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@@austinzeagler2460t might come as a surprise to you, but not everyone is down to be molested by an adult.... furthermore the person you're replying to never indicated that they were assaulted by a woman.
@RmnGnzlz
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@@austinzeagler2460ld ladies are gross unless you are into that which most young men are not. I used to work at a gym as a personal trainer and when a woman you are not attracted to suddenly grabs your dick or rubs her gross obese ass on you is not a nice experience. Most teachers are uglier than the lunch ladies too.
@SupertoastGT
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They aren't victims. 99% of guys WANTED that to happen to us. I'd kill to be in Ike's position. Most girls are frigid so they don't understand.
@austinzeagler2460
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@@Ottawajames a 17 year old male should be able to fight off atleast 80% of women.....but you right i guess he didnt specify that it was a female