Please note that unwritten rules actually suck for the most part and we know that. Anyway, here's today's full episode:

Here’s a fascinating concept: How about everyone just plays the game hard until the end, and we see what happens?

My favorite unwritten rule is that if a pitcher gets his feelings hurt he can throw things at people.

If there's going to be all these customs that essentially boil down to 'if it's a blowout then everyone should stop trying so hard' then just implement a mercy rule.

Unwritten rule: don’t bunt when the pitcher has a no hitter.

You get paid to hit dingers, so go out there and hit dingers.

In conclusion: Pitchers are soft

>Mike Trout hits his 757th home run

"Okay everyone! Their pitcher's got a no hitter going so we're gonna need the batters to stop trying!"

If you don’t want the batter to take you 450 on a 3-0 count don’t throw a meatball.

Imagine an unwritten rule in the NFL where if you were blowing a team out you shouldn't sack the QB

the fact that managers and coaches feel so comfortable openly enforcing most of these rules to the media shows how disconnected the MLB is with the fans and rest of the country

I would be a huge tatis fan if he went out and said "Im not sorry Im paid to hit homers I did my job and had fun doing it"

I've been to hundreds of games and never got a ball. There is no way im giving a kid my ball. He can wait 40 years to catch his own.

New unwritten rule: if you're a base coach and you try to start shit, the whole dugout gets a free swing at you.

"I will fight anybody...online, not in real person..."

Any unwritten rule saying “If you have a big lead...” is dumb because baseball is the ONE sport where everything can change quickly! It’s NOT TIMED so a team can score 10 runs in one inning! Make that lead as large as possible and don’t apologize!! Steal bases, swing 3-0, fuck the haters.

It’s more an unwritten rule for umps, but I’ve always been a fan of: If the catcher is hit by a foul tip or wild pitch, the ump throws the new ball back to the pitcher to give the catcher some time.

Pitchers shouldn’t pitch if they are gonna get upset about non-existent rules just because they can’t pitch well enough to stop the other team from scoring.

I love how that first clip was 8-2 and they were mad he stole second base. A 6 run lead is not safe in ANY game. Especially in the 6th inning. There's a third of the game left to play!!