"go on, denounce me. You can't unsink the Hague!" needs to be a warchant

@Elitex62

11 ай бұрын

Can't be tried in the Hague if there is no Hague.

@MichaelOfCainhurst

11 ай бұрын

@@Elitex62 actual federal law btw

@michelplokker114

11 ай бұрын

As a dutch person how works in the Hague this is terrifying

@Katiplays1291

11 ай бұрын

Denounce me all you want, nothing will unsink the Civ6 Hague *comically devious grin*

@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325

11 ай бұрын

​@@MichaelOfCainhurstwait does that actually work Without the Hague, The Geneva Suggestions are no more?

Kleaper: *Destroys the economy forever, betrays allies, doesn't build his army out, yet still manages to outsmart his enemies, friends and own citizens* Others: "You are the worst ruler I've ever heard of" Kleaper: "But you have heard of me"

@namvit6569

11 ай бұрын

hitler but smart

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth

11 ай бұрын

For some people, there's no difference between fame and infamy.

@NickSmith-fe7lp

11 ай бұрын

Hey, I get that reference!

@Samuel-iw8kj

11 ай бұрын

Sythor: huh neat

@y4junzhan56

5 ай бұрын

​@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth whats that and reputation

Theodore Roosevelt was a huge environmentalist and made the foundations of the American park system, so seeing him as the agent of environmental destruction is quite ironic

@angelawiddicombe2745

10 ай бұрын

Pretty much the reason our National Parks are so awesome!

@EspressoStreams

7 ай бұрын

Hes taking it back

@shadowling77777

6 ай бұрын

He’s like nuclear Gandhi a force for peace

@CiaranMaxwell

6 ай бұрын

He wasn't an environmentalist in the modern sense. He didn't want us to run out of lumber, so he set aside areas to be preserved for an indefinite "later."

@IconicZee

6 ай бұрын

@@CiaranMaxwell That’s a decent motivation, preserving natural resources like that. Plus, he loved hunting and exploring nature, so no doubt he wanted to preserve that as well

“Ethiopia was afraid our cities were too close…they were on the other side of the planet” As an Ethiopian, totally understand this mindset

@user-uc5pc1si3w

4 ай бұрын

Eh, at least you guys won vs Italy

@TovKafur

4 ай бұрын

@@user-uc5pc1si3w And then Italians came back once again and won (sort of). So yeah, certainly a mindset i can relate to.

@sordwriath_productions2162

3 ай бұрын

italians having ptsd

@ltdowney

14 күн бұрын

Considering how the rest of the world treated Ethiopia… understandable

Peace was never an option

@metaleater730

Жыл бұрын

It was the tarp covering the tank

@dazombisgama3849

Жыл бұрын

@@metaleater730 More like the wet McDonalds napkin covering the tank

@tamsih1290

Жыл бұрын

No, peace was the only option. The way there was just so peaceful there was an integer overflow.

@KarKenon

Жыл бұрын

@@tamsih1290 Nuclear Gandhi!

@tamsih1290

Жыл бұрын

​@@KarKenon it also fixes animal cruelty! No more unethical treatment of elephants!

This man’s either going to blow up on KZread or just blow up KZread

@KleinesStein

Жыл бұрын

Both…both is good

@phillip1054

Жыл бұрын

why choose when he can simple do both. first get the credit, then nuke it out of existance. there problem solved XD

@zackcool333_5

11 ай бұрын

@@KleinesStein pootis

@snek1557

11 ай бұрын

I think we all know which one ;)

@WorldWeave

11 ай бұрын

Probably the latter

"Competition? In my free market???" Has to be one of the greatest lines ever written lmfao

@aformofmatter8913

6 ай бұрын

Competition? In my free market??? It's less likely than you think

That "breachable and submersive" joke May be your best one yet

@TwistedTeaRex

11 ай бұрын

Legit, I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who caught that.

@OneBiasedOpinion

11 ай бұрын

That one got a very unexpected chuckle out of me.

@ericr.malice318

11 ай бұрын

yea

@onthespotrandomness5341

11 ай бұрын

I was half expecting him to make an Oppenheimer joke like “ I am become death destroyer of worlds” for contex Oppenheimer was the first person to split the atom and created the first nuke and he said this the first time he detonated the nuke

@donnovanlongbine6303

10 ай бұрын

@@onthespotrandomness5341NO WAY I DIDNT KNOW THAT!

We need more diplomats like you in our world

@russiancat5020

Жыл бұрын

we do, they are called "presidents"

@OneBiasedOpinion

11 ай бұрын

Ikr? His blunt truthfulness was refreshing.

@SuperBadadan

11 ай бұрын

We wouldn't have a world for much longer.

@secretnya

11 ай бұрын

@@SuperBadadan not like we're going to anyways.

@mdffhj

11 ай бұрын

@@secretnya eh doesn’t matter

Ah yes the true American experience, spreading the science of nuclear fission one small Japanese neighberhood at a time

@jonaza2105

Жыл бұрын

Solving obesity the American way, one Fat Boy at a time 😇

@The_whales

11 ай бұрын

Japan: america wtf America: don’t worry I’m trying to make a portable sun

@epicsans6601

11 ай бұрын

And helping the ocean take back what was ite

@countercomeback5504

11 ай бұрын

@@jonaza2105 HERESY!. the fat body is the most perfect of ALL.

@thalmoragent9344

11 ай бұрын

​@@epicsans6601I Wait, what? How?

The """context""" tag just makes this ten times better. So glad KZread is here to warn us about the dangers of climate change in video games, I wouldn't want to lose any of my city tiles. Also, interesting that in a video containing human rights violations, war crimes, and nuclear holocost, they decided to pin a warning label about the weather. 👌

@ajc0072

10 ай бұрын

Makes sense to me

@ntplays8801

8 ай бұрын

Human rights violations, war crimes, nuclear holocaust? No such thing when you are winning

@panther-nk2hn

8 ай бұрын

Checks out

@colonelcorn9500

3 ай бұрын

It’s because Climate Change has conspiracy theories whereas the others mostly don’t

@dankcatsmemes9219

3 ай бұрын

Weird I got one about the United Nations on this video.

“I don’t care about winning. I care about everyone else losing.” Put that on a shirt

@pajwubx1809

3 ай бұрын

Me in UNO

Ah it’s good to have another video of yours :) You’re genuinely of my favorite creators I have been endlessly rewatching your Warhammer 3 videos and some of your Rimworld ones :) Thank you again for all that you do

@benedekfeher4475

Жыл бұрын

Oh yes, I literally do the same xD

The fact that you called Norway as _anything_ but Norway is what sends me

As a Dutch person I kinda feel violated by Kleaper's deeds, but the sheer majesty of this video also kinda makes up for it

@bobisacoolguy3631

11 ай бұрын

Ons zinken maakt ons alleen maar sterker.

@sfx9387

11 ай бұрын

“You can’t unsink land” The Dutch: “hold my Hertog-Jan”

@ghost4ever657

11 ай бұрын

En sterker zullen we zijn.

@andyhulsmeijer1471

11 ай бұрын

We worden alleen maar sterker

@thijnberkers1196

11 ай бұрын

Dutchies assemble 😂

Kleaper: "Which Im pretty sure is in Norway" Also Kleaper: "I'm not ready to go to war with the Swedes just yet" ALSO Kleaper: "With the help of our Finnish friends" ALSO KLEAPER: "I denounced the Danish people"

@ajc0072

10 ай бұрын

*Confusing Confused Confusion

@jumi9342

8 ай бұрын

He's cosplaying Americans after all

@e-money9251

4 ай бұрын

Basically the “truth, justice, and the American way”

@quite-the-homosapien

4 ай бұрын

@@e-money9251 The Serbian people live in the state of Argentina, which borders Bangladesh, which is located in the country of Africa

all the warcrimes aside, the most American thing you did in this video was treat all the Scandinavian countries as interchangeable

@karal_the_crazy

Ай бұрын

Um Scandinavia is a country Finland England and Norway are just states like Chicago or California

Punished Roosevelt: After realizing National Parks alone won't save the enviroment, he decides the only way to save the Earth... is to destroy it.

@jonathanwells223

Ай бұрын

Greenpeace in a nutshell

This reads like a Warhammer 40k version of fictionalized American history; I've never felt more patriotic.

@shawnfoogle920

11 ай бұрын

wish he would do every faction in warhammer. doubt he will tho. or make us wait years.

@Pihsrosnec

6 ай бұрын

​@@shawnfoogle920I mean... there's a lot of factions in warhammer

@blacktemplar1139

2 ай бұрын

This is literally Warhammer Fantasy I think

@reinatr4848

16 күн бұрын

This is Civ. WHF is his Total War Warhammer videos​@@blacktemplar1139

“The fundamental question of the human race: “How can we hurt the people we don’t like even more?”” Its sad how true this is.

I'm worried about the results of you and Let's Game It Out meeting... They would be terrifying, and beautiful.

@maartenvrijsen3606

Жыл бұрын

Indeed god have mercy because they certainly won’t

@FearTheCaboose1337

Жыл бұрын

Together they would accomplish great things. Terrible, yes. But great

@thechosenone8288

Жыл бұрын

One has an absurdly amount of patience and an ungodly amount of power of will , the other has a mind I wish no one could ever see inside for his own sanity

@user-yt8ud9np9i

Жыл бұрын

@@thechosenone8288 So both?

@thechosenone8288

Жыл бұрын

@?????????????????????? yeah, pretty much

You can't stand trial for war crimes at Hague if there is no Hague

I swear... this man creates his own faction in every game.

@setster007

11 ай бұрын

Yes. And that faction is almost always him being a walking warcrime.

@haatonofthebasementoutofth276

11 ай бұрын

@@setster007 how can it be warcrimes if there's nobody leftover to call him out?

@LeroxYT

11 ай бұрын

@@setster007 hes not the only one, lets game it out does the same ane violates every human right by doing 😂😂

@setster007

11 ай бұрын

@@LeroxYT Spiffing Brit does it too! Lots of KZreadrs do it. Warcrimes get views.

@LeroxYT

11 ай бұрын

@@setster007 yeah but sadly i cant show my irl from middle east i could recreate them in Minecraft buuut well Shhhhh quiet it you want to lif- "BOOM" FBI OPEN UP!!!

Most Civilization yt I saw was just "how fast can you win?" But this was purely narrative driven and I love it! So entertaining 🎉

Just the intro alone was so funny. It really feels like you improve with every video!

"with a moral compass more incinerated than the sacrifices" is such a brilliant sentence

"you can never go wrong if there is nobody to disagree" that"s genius

Gotta love how the nordics change name all the time😂. Love from Finland❤

@pigmentpeddler5811

11 ай бұрын

Perkele?

@wardonkey4175

11 ай бұрын

Love from norway

@brdfggh5529

6 ай бұрын

Denway? Finnmark? Norland? Iceweden?

@JeanneHamada

5 ай бұрын

@@brdfggh5529 Skyrim.

Modern problems require modern solutions

“McDonalds bless America.” - some drowning serf milking his also drowning cow

The fact that there is a context and awareness section about climate change from KZread underneath your video is absolutely killing me 😭

This video was peaceful for about 2.5 secs which is a record for the grim kleaper

“Only a few years later Boston rebelled into a free city.” Wow. That’s surprisingly on brand for Boston. On another note, love the strategy game vids Grim. You make what some would consider to be a boring genre of games really fun to watch. Your Warhammer vids are especially funny. Keep up the great work.

Destroying the earth to the point of basically sending it back to the cambrian is the most ballsy move ever

My favorite part of this whole thing is the complete nonchalance and confidence that Kleaper both announces his crimes against (digital) humanity and somehow still makes it a pretty decent historical political commentary at the same time. Someday, this will be an AP US History text lol

"We could finally break the stalemate with Finland, even as their navy rolled up to the scene- it did nothing. Because it was a navy-" Lmao I am loving this video

its a good day when the grim kleaper uploads

Sometimes I worry about the intrusive thoughts I have and the way my brain works. But then I watch a Kleaper video and it reminds me that there's always a more unhinged individual out there. 😌

"I have to choose between Peace and Righteousness.. I choose Righteousness." "Gentlemen, We have bombs and not just any bombs. Diplomatic Rejection Bombs."

Breachable and submersive killed me.

There's always that one guy with an answer to every question but have you heard about a man with a single answer for every question.... weapons, of.. crippling smog

I think this is the greatest video I have watched all year. I'm in a very dark moment right now, and yet you've managed to make me laugh and smile.

@CesarHernandez-wd4pz

9 ай бұрын

Keep going and don't give up, when you realize, you will find yourself at the other side of the abyss, safe and sound. Best of luck!

I also choose Righteousness when dealing with the Dutch

“Fighting a touch enemy of unarmed civilians?” We completely understand. *Drops nuke* “They were coming right for you.” Has to be the best part of this

“I love democracy” -palpatine

@LadyMorrigan

Жыл бұрын

democracy? wtf is that

@spottedscimittar9402

Жыл бұрын

​@@LadyMorriganidk

Ok all I’m saying I wanna see a collab with Reggie and grim kleaper but they have to compete against each other

@phiranhaplant9260

Жыл бұрын

who would win tho

@scouthedog

Жыл бұрын

@@phiranhaplant9260 that’s the thing idk

@PosterityIslesNews

11 ай бұрын

reggie would have some master plan that fails in 0.87 seconds and kleaper would do absolutely nothing until the last minute

@arcanistthesonofianite249

11 ай бұрын

They did collab, it's called his Barotrauma video

@scouthedog

11 ай бұрын

@@arcanistthesonofianite249 thus a completion game where their direct rivals not horrible teammates

"Oh my sweet summer child, you will work in a volcano" the way you said that is so funny.

"Which preceded our discovery of something that would doom human civilization:Government" One of the best jokes I've ever heard.

This is literally my comedy at it's peak I'm super keen to see more now that you're a full time...."peacekeeper"

"is somewhere in norway" "Starting war with sweden" "Our Finnish friend" "Denmark" Yes yes

The true power of faith in CIV game is unknown to this man

love how you had basically already won halfway through the video but kept going just to make the world as uninhabitable as possivle

Excellent video. Good editing, great narration and storytelling, well done!

I love the irony of Teddy Rosevelt destroying the environment when he was actually a nature loving guy who fought big oil companies and created the first national park in the US.

I love how theodore Roosevelt was a president who loved the environment. Hes ROLLING in his grave

"Owning shit in Detroit" Church from red vs blue: Wait thats illegal

This video must be taught to all new diplomats so they can build a bright future for us.

No matter how much I watch this video it maintains it’s special, relatable charm.

i actually love the faith minigame. Its just so satisfying when you fully convert the AI simply because they just get so mad at you for doing it

This is the first vid I've seen of yours, and it rocks! Time to check out the backlog

I love all of your content, even though you only have a few warhammer ones (my favorites) I will forever enjoy seeing you torture in-game people's lives. Keep up the good work!

I live in United States of America and I’m eating McDonald’s right now watching this video 😂

I love this dudes videos so much. Keep up the amazing work!

Once again a video that physically cannot disappoint to make my day better

Love the Wings of Liberty soundtrack playing in the backgrounnd Very nostalgic

Great content as always, good job Kleaper!

That was worth the wait. Keep it up man!

That thumbnail is incredible my guy, keep it up!

Seeing a video about him always gets me jumping in the seat

That Starcraft 1 Terran music in the background definitely make it all much better 😂. Great video!

I love that you're using Starcraft music, it makes me so happy ^^

As an American, this has never made me prouder. Thank you Kleaper.

Kleaper, whatever you do, don't leave us. Please. PLEASE! you are the best gaming youtuber at this age and if anyone tries to cancel you, we will have your back with pitchforks and common sense

I love all your content, but the editing on the videos on your main Kleaper channel are just masterful. They are genuinely some of the funniest and best-made videos on KZread.

Glorious video. Keep them coming Kleaper

most youtubers: we need to save the world from pollution! the grim kleaper: lets pollute everything for literally no reason.

The real irony is that Theodore Roosevelt is someone who would have absolutely detested global warming over anything else, he was the one who spearheaded the creation of national parks.

The Warcraft Terran theme song was a good touch, even just for a part.

Your videos are genuinly some of the best content this site has to offer.

I like that the KZread bots can’t tell the difference between talking about climate change in a game or talking about real life climate change so they add that “context”.

This is the first video I've seen of you and it's on one of my favourite games too and I have to say, you're hilarious

@SympleSymon

Жыл бұрын

Oh my, you have a LOT of fun times ahead of you. He breaks Total Warhammer a lot, too.

@domidomusic

Жыл бұрын

@@SympleSymon I'll make sure to check it out! Just came across his channel because he wanted to use one of my songs and now I'm hooked hahaha

Been looking for a Civ channel like u, great vid

Never seen anything about this game and understand little to nothing about what’s happening but that doesn’t matter when there’s commentary GOLD throughout the entire video

He is so good,… in destroying everything why aren’t there more like him

It’s strange, teddy was always wanting to do something about our environment.

First video of yours I watch and it’s hilarious! 😄 “We discovered some culture” *Plantations* 😬

The editing on this video is truly top teir.

I can only imagine the time and effort that goes into making these videos

The best part about this is KZread has to add a disclaimer explaining Climate Change

Wonderful to watch as always

12:02 As someone from Argentina… this is the biggest pride i have ever feel, being in a video of one of my favourite youtubers

This video is perfect and there is no one in the world that can convince me not to make it a reality. I shall take matters into my own hands

I dont know how you do it, but you can make any game look entertaining.

Hell yea another vid from this man I was waiting for ages

I’ve watched you since you just had 10k keep growing!

@TheGrimKleaper

11 ай бұрын

Thanks for the support my dude

I salute you good sir, and may your patriotism of nukes never waver! Truely the best episode you have put out. Very good story telling and editing.

Ok the bit at 11:52 gave me a good chuckle 😂

“No matter how hard you try, you can’t unsink The Hauge” Don’t threaten them with a good time.

Alright, I gotta say the music you have in these videos is amazing. I think I heard some Age of Empires 2 in one of your TW3 videos and now in the beginning starcraft music? Great selections!

Poor nordics having an identity crisis after watching the video