I like to think the music is coming from the soldier.

@profblack

5 жыл бұрын

He’S a MaRiNe ThOuGh!!1!1!

@alicemcinerney7965

5 жыл бұрын

this comment made the video so much funnier

@zephsuki

5 жыл бұрын

Marine*

@theeplaguedoctor3516

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 after reading this comment, the video is 1000 times funnier

@Z06GhostRider

5 жыл бұрын

HE'S A MARINE

Change the music and this guy would be terrifying

@dlt_roadpizza_1752

5 жыл бұрын

Basically every horror movie ever

@Henriburger1

5 жыл бұрын

He’s already terrifying

@yunusalih

5 жыл бұрын

Especially when he opens his door and starts staring at that war hero. Man that look gives me chills..

@cherryssm6465

5 жыл бұрын

**leans in and whispers** _“im back”_

@acommunist1607

5 жыл бұрын

999likes, perfect

Such a heartwarming moment, I can’t imagine how surprised David must have felt.

@Tape30

5 жыл бұрын

But what?

@fr-yj3vp

5 жыл бұрын

XxTurtleRASxX check my description thingo

@fr-yj3vp

5 жыл бұрын

XxTurtleRASxX I should probably change it, dont wanna steal the guys name Even tho I did

@wutdahayyyyllll

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah

@floorpuncher3280

5 жыл бұрын

I know your UNATCO killphrase, laputnan machine

I never usually cry to these types of videos but this one really got me

@adventure6553

5 жыл бұрын

Tears of laughter i suppose

@dweep9546

5 жыл бұрын

Shut your pussy ass up

@dweep9546

5 жыл бұрын

nvm I just cried

@laurajimenez7878

5 жыл бұрын

PyroTek lmao😂😂😂

@xHitroverx

5 жыл бұрын

Just did the 666th like

I love how they always find the perfect people for these videos. The soldier looks like just the nicest guy you've ever met, and the stranger looks like a very generic dude who cares about very little.

@sarahispan5014

2 жыл бұрын

Homestuck detected

@carthag

2 жыл бұрын

its called makeup & acting *said w the voice of a pair of jeans being air dried*

@smurfyday

Жыл бұрын

It's called acting, but yeah

When he sees him in his car with his awkward smile and the music starts up again but louder omw 😂

@averyd6967

5 жыл бұрын

adamjack7891 I was dying

@monetizeandsubscribeg.m.da4430

5 жыл бұрын

Nigga why can't you curse

@JackPepal357

5 жыл бұрын

What're you on your way to

@bfogarty27

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-yz8zt1qz7v we see the top comment too

@chrisjones245

4 жыл бұрын

i wanted to turn it off right then but i felt bad for them

When he found him in the car, I felt that

This is the hardest I've cried since I was stopped by a returning Vietnam Vet I'd never met.

@raskesvenne7005

5 жыл бұрын

Woooosh

@isaakwelch3451

5 жыл бұрын

@@raskesvenne7005 I don't think that was a wooosh

@platinumencasedpenile4812

3 жыл бұрын

@@raskesvenne7005 what a fail. YOU get WHOOSHED!

@pedropedrohan102

Жыл бұрын

he's a few decades late

I cried tears of joy. Touching... Right in the feels. Shared with my son... He got kicked out of boot camp for being an idiot... But it could have been him.

@mamahuevo420.69

5 жыл бұрын

what did he do to get kicked out

@mamahuevo420.69

5 жыл бұрын

if you don’t mind me asking

@allenrussell1947

5 жыл бұрын

@@mamahuevo420.69, I was joking with him alt this. He was injured.

@moisttony9798

5 жыл бұрын

Grown man saying "in the feels". Fuck.

@joes.5841

5 жыл бұрын

Wow if only he didn’t be idiot :(

"Soldier Returning From Afghanistan Surprises Total Stranger" For some reason I thought this was going to be a serious video, I guess I dropped the ball on that one.

@killlog-kb3kd

5 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing you didn't see it was by ClickHole at first?

@SimplyEyolf

5 жыл бұрын

@@killlog-kb3kd Yeah, pretty much.

@cracno1125

5 жыл бұрын

It isn't?

@cracno1125

5 жыл бұрын

Nevermind, I was wondering why they were filming the stranger get into his car until I saw the marine waiting inside.

@SimplyEyolf

5 жыл бұрын

@@cracno1125 Haha, yeah I fell for that one.

truly iconic. That man's a real hero.

@AliTheHighest

5 жыл бұрын

Romantic Outlaw Truth! And the marine isn’t bad either.

@itisjustmeagain

5 жыл бұрын

Nice alolan Vulpix in your pfp lol.

@vemaniks

3 жыл бұрын

and a real human bean

It always makes me tear up when he leans in and whispers, "I'm back''

@tryxonia2712

5 жыл бұрын

Thought he was about to kiss him 😂

@Whobgobblin

5 жыл бұрын

Tear up in the laughing crying emoji way

@madingahmar4420

5 жыл бұрын

Your name is funnier than your joke🤣🤣🤣

@daimsaeed

5 жыл бұрын

Youre so basic

@lewismaclean8385

5 жыл бұрын

How many times have you watched this

What a touching moment between two strangers, I'll do the same and visit a troop I've never met returning from Afghanistan to tell them how much I missed them!

@FartMaster69

9 жыл бұрын

Old Beardo 1 like = 1 surprised troop

People in the comments saying he's a marine, not a soldier. Because of ALL KZread channels, clickhole cares the most about the nomenclature, suuuuure.

@RobertGarcia-wv8vx

5 жыл бұрын

Uh, sorry. "SOIL" ..... land war fighters. Marines started as Shipboard war fighters. There is a difference.

@knightofelm9409

5 жыл бұрын

@@RobertGarcia-wv8vx Ok he was not talking about that This channel is satire and he was saying that there was no point in moaning about terms

@marcomartins3563

5 жыл бұрын

@@RobertGarcia-wv8vx isn't "soldier" from the same root as "salt" and "salary"?

@soupycask

5 жыл бұрын

Rusty Shackleford marines in Afghanistan? Afghanistan is landlocked.

@box4364

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't a marine also a soldier by defenition?

I think we should say "thank you for your service" to inmates when they get released from prison. They've paid their debt to society and I've heard our national debt is huge so I don't know what we'd do without those guys.

@allisterking888

3 жыл бұрын

This is surprisingly valid for a comment on a click hole video

@tdrxy

2 жыл бұрын

This would be incredibly funny

@breeeegs

Жыл бұрын

Me: Thank you for your service Inmate: *stabs me 47 times in the chest* Inmate *whispering*: That's how I say you're welcome

Haters will say its faked

Told myself I wouldn't break into tears but the last 30 seconds really had me going into teras

@hereandtheremedia2821

9 жыл бұрын

Lint Only way I'd go into teras is if I got mauled by some beras.

@politure

9 жыл бұрын

Manny Evil you lay down some nice rhymes for sure. They tickle me at my core.

@jivadaya6439

6 жыл бұрын

yeah, me too, 'till I threw up a bit in my mouth

@someswede781

6 жыл бұрын

Lint Teras means "deformed fetus"

@Joey7Z7Horror

6 ай бұрын

Well at least you broke into teras not tears

This gets me every time. I get so choked up when he gives him the portrait. God bless America.

@thomascampbell350

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@thenobleandmightybeaver4411

7 жыл бұрын

OMG Wilford, I thought you were dead. Have you seen Elvis?

@CaptRich-bi3gp

7 жыл бұрын

Wilford Brimley Wilford; is that ewe!

@consequences5516

7 жыл бұрын

Wilford Brimley no

@CaptRich-bi3gp

7 жыл бұрын

That Scottish Gamer LoL, didn't think so just being a g0Of...

Video: Marines: iTs A mARiNe nOT a SOldiEr

@epicgammer100

5 жыл бұрын

So

@Relco12

5 жыл бұрын

Philmon Eyob Soldiers are U.S Army people, Marines are people in the Marine Corps

@awsomeman93

5 жыл бұрын

@@Relco12 you sir, are an idiot

@epicgammer100

5 жыл бұрын

@@Relco12 dude I know i'm in the marines

@dankdark974

5 жыл бұрын

Philmon Eyob mmHmmmMmm craywons

He has been deployed for 2 years, but when he finally got back, Dave was somehow pregnant? Dave's a real pos. He should leave him.

"I'm back"

@justindavenport9182

5 жыл бұрын

Least your not black

@justindavenport9182

5 жыл бұрын

@Krimson Vale The Bedwyr hahah. Rock an roll, there, Billy

Do people really not get that this video is a joke?

@bluegum6438

5 жыл бұрын

@Chomp Chomp sounds like a personal problem

@bluegum6438

5 жыл бұрын

@Chomp Chomp Yes y'all got pranked by your evil government, don't blame me or clickhole

@murphygump1062

5 жыл бұрын

@Chomp Chomp I don't remember if that is a quote from the video because it has been so long, but if that is something from your personal life then no it's not funny. Regardless, the video isn't making fun of veterans or their service, it is parodying the surprise return of veterans.

@BenAllenSwag2001

5 жыл бұрын

@@bluegum6438 i guess it really was a personal problem after all

@stinkiestman398

5 жыл бұрын

@@bluegum6438 what did he say?

When they had the staring contest in the car I lost it, this was so emotional, thank you for sharing this with us 😪

You have to admit, clickhole has some of the best actors

I started to cry, it was too emotional for me ;-;

@chadthundercock4982

6 жыл бұрын

boi shut yo sensitive ass up

@chadthundercock4982

6 жыл бұрын

nvm i just cried

The part at the end where he’s just chilling in his car. 😆

@user-mk5vj5bf3j

5 жыл бұрын

That Had me tear Up 😂

@aliciavazquez6061

5 жыл бұрын

tmwk666 hahah

@tmwk__

5 жыл бұрын

It got me right in the feels. It’s good to be back.

"I'm back from Afghanistan" "Oh" 😂😂😂🤣🤣

When you did something amazing but you have no friends

Look at how he glides out from behind the minivan, as if he has buttered shoes. Training you can only get from our US Military. Or if you have buttered shoes.

@WWETheWrestling

8 жыл бұрын

+EpicBeard815 It's a Jeep Patriot.

@nunyerbeeznaz2906

7 жыл бұрын

lard works well also

@FreelancerTex45

7 жыл бұрын

Training you can get from MOST NATO professional military forces actually.

@FreelancerTex45

7 жыл бұрын

I don't even want to know why you would know something like that in the first place.

@454easy

7 жыл бұрын

FUCK YOU

I should have a framed picture of myself in uniform with the words "Surprise" at the bottom just in case.

@wez6647

6 жыл бұрын

You were in the army? What was your M.O.S and your unit?

@kathyritchie2170

6 жыл бұрын

jhhwild Pt boat

@unitedstatesmarinecorps7790

6 жыл бұрын

Kyle Kendall he never said he was in the army.

@wez6647

6 жыл бұрын

Yea, I know man. Im going to guess you were though?

@unitedstatesmarinecorps7790

6 жыл бұрын

Kyle Kendall there is a difference in the army and all branches in the military if someone says they were in the service it doesn't just mean Army.

Is it possible to buy a copy of that picture I want it in my room Edit: ig many of you have same idea as me. And he is a real marine. Not the same name tho.

@thesilverdealer7193

5 жыл бұрын

I’ll sell you my Air Force BMT graduation pic

@upsettingrock1

5 жыл бұрын

I think he wants the ORIGINAL picture in the video.

@TheRabbitHasLanded

5 жыл бұрын

The Silver Dealer do u have the same expression?

@thesilverdealer7193

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheRabbitHasLanded Unfortunately not

@TheRabbitHasLanded

5 жыл бұрын

The Silver Dealer dang it. It’s his expression that makes it great.

For the first time I didn't read the comments until I finished the video and that made this way funnier. The stupid "Surprise" caption on the picture LMAO. This is real comedy.

really makes you think

@odonsantos2843

6 жыл бұрын

Adam Nanista gays???

lol, clickhole is so amazing at satirizing the cliche videos you see all over youtube. they're brilliant. definitely deserving of the name clickhole. not surprised it's one of the onion's sister sites.

@Chubbyclam5

8 жыл бұрын

it's owned by the onion.

@OlOleander

7 жыл бұрын

DJ Street Love is a name that I am sure I will read in history books. The cool kind though, prolly written on napkins and bathroom stalls, not some square propaganda from The Man.

@tonyashifflette8266

6 жыл бұрын

Yepp

That killed me when he was in the passenger seat

The actor was a legit marine. His real name is Jonah Saesan. He had been performing since he was in 5th grade and joined the Marines on a dare from a friend who didn't think he would make it through boot camp due to his theater upbringing.

@generalping999

3 жыл бұрын

That's amazing

@PBurns-ng3gw

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, I was going to say, he looks like a legitimate Marine. He wears the uniform correctly, and his ribbons actually make sense & are in the right order. Looks like he's a reservist with one GWOT deployment and at least six years in.

This music used to make me vomit. And it still does. But at least now I will be vomiting out of happiness. Thank you, ClickHole.

Surprise.

@grizzlyer2200

8 жыл бұрын

that's what she said That'sWhatSheSaid

@noxaurum1

8 жыл бұрын

Grizzly ER yus.

0:48 Every Elder Scrolls conversation ever

@johngarcia6810

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO if you know, you know.

@plasmawolf7960

3 жыл бұрын

Dude walks up to you in riften. “ALL THAT COIN YOU CARRY, YOU DIDN’T MAKE A SEPTIM HONESTLY.”

First i was like wtf is that title and then i saw it was another click hole video lol

Clickhole is love, Clickhole is life

This is one of the best videos on youtube.

@abacaxi4713

5 жыл бұрын

No its not

@TheWorldisaLIE2

5 жыл бұрын

@@abacaxi4713 wrong, it is priceless

@justindavenport9182

5 жыл бұрын

@@abacaxi4713 I truly don't get the comedy of this either. I have a feeling the majority of kids who find this funny are millenials who never had consequences growing up, and most likely are against the beautiful United States government because of it. Poor kids

@abacaxi4713

5 жыл бұрын

@@justindavenport9182 oh shit, now i have a patriotic boomer "bealtifull us governament" supoorting my 3 words comment.. The us governament is a criminal instituition, reps and dems.. since 1953 all presidents where, one way or another war criminals Cold war is over but the boomer mentality still going...

@abacaxi4713

5 жыл бұрын

@@justindavenport9182 are you for real or a bait account? Because i really fall for that for a secund Lol

“I’m back! And I’ll never leave you again.”

This is how i imagine every marine coming back from deployment lmao

what did I just watch? 😂😂

@flick22601

7 жыл бұрын

I'm wondering the same thing.

@johnyan3782

7 жыл бұрын

You watched a veteran surprising a total stranger.

@silentshepherd9601

7 жыл бұрын

yahoomonkeykid as a veteran myself, all I saw there was a man scaring a civilian. if there isn't any more to the story then all he did was freak out a random guy in a parking lot. apparently he even did research on the guy so he knew his name but the man had no idea who he was. that dude didn't seem quite right in the head...

@red.s1k

7 жыл бұрын

you're not very smart for a "veteran" are you? ever considered this was a skit because MAYBE just MAYBE there was a cameraman filming everything, and the veteran can just break into cars.

@silentshepherd9601

7 жыл бұрын

djhit70 lol chill out freakazoid, I made an observation based upon the info given in the video, and you never know what skills somebody has, maybe the dude does know how to break into vehicles. so relax.

I like how next on my auto play is a “most emotional compilation” of soldiers coming home.

@R3lay0

5 жыл бұрын

I hope this one's in it. Truly moving!

@pengweng6662

5 жыл бұрын

R3lay I’m very disappointed. I still feel the sadness I felt when the video ended and this wasn’t in it. :’(

I’m crying right now Dave looked so surprised to see Luke omg this is actually heartwarming

This is some top tier budgeted shitposting right here

That's such a strange coincidence! I am also back from Afghanistan! im back.

@Charlotte-vj2pg

5 жыл бұрын

I’m so surprised!!

I don't know what i expected

"I think it's going to be a big surprise for him because he has no idea that I'm coming home from Afghanistan." I cried in laughter.

That was a rollercoaster of emotions

The ending was the funniest thing I seen in years! Nice

@MRDShorts

5 жыл бұрын

I've been laughing for 15 minutes

Hahah I'm fucking high as fuck I'm so confused

@FG-hr3eb

8 жыл бұрын

Ur not alone I'm confused as hell.

@vanamburgben

7 жыл бұрын

Zero YT I'm not that high but this is so funny and weird

@pastorofmuppets7654

7 жыл бұрын

Peace

@hunterarnold4574

7 жыл бұрын

Zero YT I

@3rdcoastambit220

7 жыл бұрын

Zero YT hell I'm stone cold sober and I'm confused as fuck.

1:25 he’s trying so hard to hold in a laugh

@Mehoyboi

3 жыл бұрын

u can actually here some1 laughing in the background lol

I need that framed picture to hang in my room

Me when I have no family or friends left

This is so hilarious

@TeRRoRxxCrImE

5 жыл бұрын

Love ur videos!

@curvedbridge

3 жыл бұрын

You should do it too lmao

@WakaWaka2468

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody asked

@becauseimapotato7599

3 жыл бұрын

@@WakaWaka2468 Ok, now get that exact comment and imagine it being duplicated. Place the duplicated comment beneath your originally duplicated comment and imagine it is replying to it.

@congeepongee

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious? This is a very touching video good sir

I like to think the stranger wasn’t an actor

we need ClickHole and The Onion to do a collab

@altec1400

5 жыл бұрын

The Onion owns Click Hole.

I'd like to think that when he returned home to his wife, David announced his divorce because a soldier kissed him and it changed something within him.

@knocknevis7390

5 жыл бұрын

But he didn't kiss him

@spamsingles5948

5 жыл бұрын

He didn't kiss him

@ralek592

5 жыл бұрын

@@spamsingles5948 Its the thought that matters

Damn. The look on David's face at 0:51. You can't put a price on that. He had no idea that Luke was back.

Thank you for your service 🙏🏾 ❤️ ♥️ 🙌

I want to buy the picture he gave David and hang it up on my wall.

@Jaketheaxman

5 жыл бұрын

Good idea for merch

#SupportOurCivilians

tear jerker; fantastic - thanks for your service !!!

It’s like he doesn’t know what to say... *It’s so wholesome*

Legend has it that they are still staring at each other ...

He mastered powers of islamjitsu in Afganistan , now he can Teleport

Saddest video ever! Soldiers returning home usually don't make me cry, but this one got me good! Thank you for your service.

This is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all day.

Based Marine.

*This makes me cry everytime*

Oh god, I just realized this was filmed right by my house

@dylanfitzgerald3212

5 жыл бұрын

Camp out in that parking lot for the day he returns once more

Top 10 military homecomings ( try not to cry )

The tears are flowing. Wow, just wow! 😭😭

2:04 When you don't get your Veterans discount at Starbucks and your PTSD starts kicking in

@jamesw.freeman3497

6 жыл бұрын

Christian D'Amore 0zzz 6

@iorigin3934

5 жыл бұрын

You just fucking killed me lmfaoo

@ccd2113

5 жыл бұрын

Christian D'Amore *Trees start speaking Vietnamese*

I SHOWED THIS TO MY FRIEND AND SHE SAID "Why is he surprising a guy he doesnt know" I-

So this is basically how the KZread recommendation algortihm works

I didn’t even cry as much when my daughter was born, he surprised me and I’m so happy he’s back 😭

It 3:33 am here in Cali. I guess this video is a sign too turn off my phone and go too sleep. 😂

@rideoutsean

6 жыл бұрын

Luis Nequiz and to get grammar lessons?

@lil_bunz1720

6 жыл бұрын

Marquis De Lafayette and get some spelling lessons

@rideoutsean

6 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, have you heard of a typo? No?

I am Afghanistan.

@siddhantkolke8000

3 жыл бұрын

MURICA AAAH ROOO

That soldier is what you see when your in sleep paralysis

Finally, a video that hits the spot. My type of comedy.

me in basic conversations

@nepnepnepnepnep

6 жыл бұрын

What?

@nepnepnepnepnep

6 жыл бұрын

Oh?

@julioleal6631

6 жыл бұрын

nep nep 9

@Mavish11

5 жыл бұрын

That was beautiful

@kekskejekelw490

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

Don't ask, don't tell.

That's actually pure gold.

Thank you for your service.

Is anyone here as lost as I am?

@TheWindWaker333

9 жыл бұрын

King Kimo No. In fact I have found happiness.

@PsychoSoldier01

7 жыл бұрын

it's a joke you braindead fuck

@DirePlot

7 жыл бұрын

I'm not, because I'm not stupid.

Damn lol this video is next level funny!! Respect from England

seeing him in the car again kills me 😂

This is why I love you Clickhole

Lmao... im so glad someone made this video. I used to be in the army and i had to do these "surprise the family members" parties way too often. The first 150 were cute, after that its like when spongebob ripped his pants. The best one that my unit did the wife knew it was coming and she admitted it to all of us and just acted like it was any other day. She even chewed his ass over something he said like 30 min into the party. It was hilarious.

I heard that they are married today and have two kittens.

After everything that happened this week, this video has a new poignancy.

Brilliant im British & I love this. I’m sure the fallen would appreciate this also

Did I just watch a Grindr hookup?

@xl000

5 жыл бұрын

Grindr

@samtaylor7279

5 жыл бұрын

@JAffacakeSON BLAHA exactly, men can love each other without being gay

Makes me tear up So beautiful

These vids always make me choke up. I’m so thankful for all the people who sacrifice for our country

I’m not crying, we’re crying