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@Thunderbolt1418

8 күн бұрын

@@hecker69 why u a cat?

@hofjdk

7 күн бұрын

Why does this have only 1 like

As a Taiwanese, I can confirm we do this every week.

@Uggggu

2 жыл бұрын

That kinda sad tho

@Shadow_AngelYT

2 жыл бұрын

I can confirm too

@unknown185

2 жыл бұрын

Sus

@helloppl2308

2 жыл бұрын

actually?

@linkfromzelda1002

2 жыл бұрын

@@helloppl2308 Yes. Actually. They also do tests on Japanese war crimes in China.

Now I finally know why China banned KZread lol😂😂😂

@Temerityofficial21201

2 жыл бұрын

Wait.. wait.. wait.. WTF

@yangyangxinkeli5927

2 жыл бұрын

will ngl I am china, but that question depends who you ask.

@elitheOG

2 жыл бұрын

Had no clue they did that

@yngrager

2 жыл бұрын

E

@caseytatum5837

2 жыл бұрын

The "free" flow of information,but they have so called wu maos who got access to the whole internet so no firewall of china and i like imagining those keyboard warriors stumbling on some of these videos going "thats right glorious leader and china #1!!"

As a teacher, I can confirm I do this with my students daily.

@harte188

2 жыл бұрын

Beluga for question 6 he would say No

@houselover1515

2 жыл бұрын

hi

@haolin8292

2 жыл бұрын

As a student, I will say, NO.

@AKu-xs5vg

Жыл бұрын

Based teacher

@denniswang2153

Жыл бұрын

Nice teacher

As a Chinese, I can confirm this is a certified hood classic.

@zerodayl6264

10 ай бұрын

know happen at tiananmen in 1989?

@thefagan

4 ай бұрын

@@zerodayl6264 nothing 💀

@mrnukes797

3 ай бұрын

實際上這是一個經過認證和認可的文革事件

@SpaceCatyplayz

3 ай бұрын

神金

As a Taiwanese, I could say that our social credits was set to -1000000 since we were born.

@LoLFilmStudios

2 жыл бұрын

Hey I’m a very avid supporter of Taiwan, I’m Japanese though and I don’t apologize for shit.

@crazycats08

2 жыл бұрын

There is no Taiwanese. Either you are chinese or not chinese. Anyway brb, I got to collect some discounts for having +10000000 social credit points

@Cloudes9

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazycats08 you mean you are either chinese or western chinese cuz the world is china (+2 social credit)

@acanadiancapitalist2107

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazycats08 nope. He is Taiwanese

@user-mn9cr9ig7w

2 жыл бұрын

Thug life

Zhong Xina is the best Chinese master ever.

@selmonboi7929

2 жыл бұрын

no me

@randomguyontheinternet9905

2 жыл бұрын

@@selmonboi7929 shut up its me

@GnomeAugh

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomguyontheinternet9905 no ,its xi jinping

@esperantopersono744

2 жыл бұрын

Zhong Xina is 'John Cena'

@Rishabh69420

2 жыл бұрын

And his name is John Cena

As a Taiwanese, I'm proud of myself that I understand the joke of "the wok Johnson"and laugh 'til my abdomen aches.

@looadrian1999

Жыл бұрын

His names is De Wok Zhong Shen.

@user-BDMyzj

Жыл бұрын

嗨

@user-tr7hv2fp8q

Жыл бұрын

@@looadrian1999 polmao

@user-tr7hv2fp8q

Жыл бұрын

@@looadrian1999 xen

@me.pablo_

Жыл бұрын

Can u explain the joke? I didn't understand

You never see John Xina coming

@rorywaifu2422

2 жыл бұрын

Zhong*

@nightstar475

2 жыл бұрын

Jong Xina

@BitoyV3

2 жыл бұрын

You never see him AT ALL.

@RobloxGameStudioTips

2 жыл бұрын

Ya’ll Can Call Him John Cena John Xina Zhong Cena Zhong Xina 😃👊

@nightstar475

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck, it's Jong Xina you normies

hecker is a kahoot master

@user-uv8in1ww1t

2 жыл бұрын

He got drip on his side

@CamThomasEnthusiast

2 жыл бұрын

2

@user-uv8in1ww1t

2 жыл бұрын

@@AshabAnan I did not notice that

@matvoctin5260

2 жыл бұрын

Early you are

@artisticwriting3230

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

As a teacher, I can confirm this is what I make my students go through everyday.

@JohanCruyff..

11 ай бұрын

Walt;o

As a Taiwanese, ours sosial credit is under Zero when we born.

I swear hecker is one of the best students anyone could have

@rxllydon

2 жыл бұрын

Except when he heck things

@thewizarddoge9611

2 жыл бұрын

@@rxllydon except though

@dbpedia4973

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@yuichiazami1549

2 жыл бұрын

Yuc

@n1x3_

2 жыл бұрын

And hecker

As a Taiwanese, we learn and practice John Xina's "you can't see me" trick since little so that we can evade the execution when time comes

@vomm

2 жыл бұрын

I love Taiwan 🇯🇵 I listen to K-Pop all day you have a great media culture

@thenoseguy

2 жыл бұрын

@@vomm K-Pop is Korean pop, not Taiwanese pop.

@awaisamjad3201

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@anonguy772

2 жыл бұрын

@@vomm >I love Taiwan >Japanese flag emoji >Talks about K-pop I've been suddenly afflicted wirh a case of the big confused

@user-uu6dr3iw1n

2 жыл бұрын

@@vomm 我不知道what you are saying

I am Russian and in our country this service is not widespread at all. But my English teacher regularly used Kahoot in our group. I am infinitely grateful to her for opening up this wonderful section of Western culture for me.

@paixeon8816

4 ай бұрын

​@nataliaknyagynya4143 your English teacher should have taught you English

@theapple3160

2 ай бұрын

this wonderful culture is rotting all our brains faster than nukes are flying at me

As a Chinese person, I can confirm that this is what we do in class.

Fun fact: on the second to last questions, the answers were all “I don’t know” in Chinese.

@chesterharperyt2578

2 жыл бұрын

I know 😂

@MasterIsabelle

2 жыл бұрын

I know too feels good

@Generic_Channel_1

2 жыл бұрын

I know because I speak Chinese

@hjdbr1094

2 жыл бұрын

I studied chinese for like a couple weeks two years ago and for some miracle I recognized the "wo3 bu4" characters and correctly guessed it meant "idk"... I feel so proud of myself

@Roastedbobapearl

2 жыл бұрын

How do you read that? Wo pu zhi dao?

As a person who’s born in China, I can confirm that everything on this list is true. You can trust me because I’m from China, so everything I say is factually correct.

@mao4859

2 жыл бұрын

Such a lier 😂 we never do this kind of thing in china.however we do believe that taiwan is a chinese province

@mickey7758

2 жыл бұрын

@@mao4859 Welcome to CCP

@southasianbrat3878

2 жыл бұрын

Hope, Chinese government will not read your comment. If you are really a Chinese then RIP in advance 👍

@Shivamkumar-uu9tu

2 жыл бұрын

@@mao4859 do you know Zhang Yixing ( Lay) ????

@VungL

2 жыл бұрын

-1000 social credit for using VPN

This was a fun one indeed, hope to see more collaborations!

1:35 Wtf 🤣🤣🤣

I like how saying that Taiwan is a country basically destroys any chance of getting out of the negative credits

@villagerbrook7065

2 жыл бұрын

Just say it isn’t and you get 10 billion credits

@porkoutofmeth

2 жыл бұрын

@Vaperizing Yes.

@gorgefood9867

2 жыл бұрын

thats how china woks

@astrayboy8409

2 жыл бұрын

Viva la Vida Taiwan...

@LoLFilmStudios

2 жыл бұрын

@Vaperizing sure I’ve never hand out with state-less bros before ^^. Nah but in all seriousness I don’t envy your position, and I usually refer to Taiwan as true China and the other one as CCP. Anyways love from Nihon 🇯🇵 but I ain’t apologizing.

As a Chinese I would like to correct one thing in the test In the first question regarding how many kids you should have, a answer of 2 can get you social credit because China is now facing a severe ageing population problem and the CCP is hoping that the citizens produce more kids. Not 3 or 4 kids but '2' because of a ridiculous reason. There is a HUGE and powerful birth control government department in China and the country can't just cut the whole department and cause unsettlement among unemployed. So they decide to keep the department to monitor families to only have '2 kids' correction: now they want 3 children lol cuz apparently 2 is not enough p.s please don't doubt that I am Chinese by judging my weeb username:)

@kokumba

2 жыл бұрын

There's a new regulation that allows up to 3, 2 was a couple years back

@seraby7151

2 жыл бұрын

I mean you can have as many kids as long as you can pay a ridiculous fine(and not receive some social benefits). It's usually just poor people who you see go through forced abortions.

@cornheadahh

2 жыл бұрын

@@kokumba they must be worried about declining birth rates

@oreki4746

2 жыл бұрын

@@kokumba oh yea sht I havn't been back for year, my bad

@oreki4746

2 жыл бұрын

@@seraby7151 you are absolutely right. I am myself a second child in a family and my family was fined and my mom lost her job but i guess it's worth it? :) (that was in 2001 btw)

0:11 when my dad heard this song he got excited and ran out to see what we were watching. He was so disappointed. Sorry dad

These questions should be included: “Is there concentration camp in XinJiang?” a) Yes b)Nothing there at all c)Those are anti-terrorists prisons, not concentration camps d) Those are re-education centres, not concentration camps “Are there genocide on Uyghurs?” a) Yes b) No, because they deserve it c) No, because they are terrorists d) No, because they need re-education “What kind of people Uyghurs are?” a) White European b) Chinese c) Chinese d)Chinese “Is East Turkistan a country?” a) Yes, and it was invaded by CCP b) No and it has always been a part of China c) No and I don’t care history d) I don’t know but anyway I only love China “Is HK originally a part of UK in perpetuity?” a) Yes, HK was given to UK in perpetuity according to the treaty signed between UK and The Great Qing Empire b) No, HK IS CHINA! c) No, HK has never even been a colony d) No, I don’t care historical documents! “How many years of history does China have?” a) Hundred b) 4000 c) 5000 d) 1.8 millions

@nelsoncheng2674

4 ай бұрын

HK given to UK? It was leased okay?

@TheGuzeinbuick

3 ай бұрын

The test could literally go on forever. Who owns the entire South China Sea? Who won the Korean War? Who started the Opium Wars? Which Western imperialist nation did COVID originate from? In what year did China eliminate poverty? What happened in Tibet? Which nation never acknowledged their war crimes? How often per year should buy a flower to place on Mao's tomb? How many hours per day should students and employees study Xi Jinping Thought? Who is responsible for the unrest in Hong Kong? Who is responsible for the protests during COVID? Who will inevitably rise forever to overtake the decadent West? Where did humanity originate from? Which one race of people are descendant from fucking dragons? Unless you've actually lived in China, you have no idea how insane the propaganda truly is. It's straight up 1984 style brainwashing.

@rjagad

2 ай бұрын

Lmao I find it funny when liberals pretend to care about China's human rights violations but not what Israel is doing. 💀

@스탈린_Stalin

2 ай бұрын

​@nelsoncheng2674 yeah, that's right

So *The Wok* in the Hecker spinoff serves the same role as skittle-chan in Beluga's original series, both as emotional support to the protagonist and also as a gorgeous waifu.

@21eo

2 жыл бұрын

yo

The SC universe is expanding everday, let hope they will introduce us Xin Deesel and Zhason Xithem soon.

@EkardRimidalv

2 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't it be "Deezhel"?

@GT_-

2 жыл бұрын

Very Proud of you Zhang Xina

@kreativernickname4031

2 жыл бұрын

The StarCraft universe? But seriously, what do you mean with SC?

@yucaoximi665

2 жыл бұрын

@@kreativernickname4031 Social Credit

@myesteriousyoutuber0072

2 жыл бұрын

You can't forget Zhongy shins

I got a Chinese ad before the video played, and im watching this from germany glorious

When I was born in China, I expect to answer every question with “I don’t know.” I still smile bec of it.

As a Taiwanese this is so true!

@karl-heinz5924

2 жыл бұрын

-1000 social credits Reason: mentioned the T word. Your execution is tomorrow at the same time i send this comment. You better enjoy your Ice Cream. Certified Bing chilling moment. -TheUltraChinese

@jamaw4757

2 жыл бұрын

Taiwanese?

@raytefather9662

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamaw4757 yes?

@Velvora00

2 жыл бұрын

Bing chilling.

@raytefather9662

2 жыл бұрын

@@Velvora00 WTF. You mean ice cream?

I'm glad The Wok and Zhong Xina could collaborate to make this fantastic informative test to help Chinese people understand what is factually correct

@makeanthony7372

2 жыл бұрын

@СССР 90 100% rickroll

@lzxoier7216

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t you respect?

@manqiwang8348

2 жыл бұрын

@@lzxoier7216 respect what? You stepped into a parody video meant to be hilariously rAtHeR oFfEnsIvE and you should know you came here to get very sarcastic memes lol

As a Taiwanese: Taiwan is a country

@user-justsomeone

2 жыл бұрын

As an Earthen: Taiwan is not a country

@gamingfiredrago

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-justsomeone Earthen? Earthen lamp 😂

@ThOmAsSs4563q

4 ай бұрын

​@user-justsomeone it has come to my attention that there is a Chinese among us

@nelsoncheng2674

4 ай бұрын

No

@enammemberseptember7366

2 ай бұрын

No

Well awkward this is getting recommended to me now ..

As a Taiwanese, I will never have enough social credits.

@anwzdewan6969

2 жыл бұрын

Let me help you 👍 •Firstly move to China Repeat after me •China is the best🇨🇳 •Taiwan is not a country •What is Tiananmen Square? •Nothing happened on 4th June 1989 Great you now have more than 10000 social credits Glory to the CCP! 🙏

@wl82

2 жыл бұрын

什么是social credits?

@TheRayCraft

2 жыл бұрын

+9999 Free Social Credit from me😌 (Thanks Me Later)

@ann2735

2 жыл бұрын

Me:*born* My social credits:-9999999999999

@The_Dragon-Human_hybrid

2 жыл бұрын

@@anwzdewan6969 Listen, China is lying to it's people. China's government is the worst Taiwan IS a country A massacre occured on Tiananmen Square on June 4th 1989. The CCP sucks. As an anti-communist/dictatorship, I will never have enough social credit.

I love how no matter how high your social credit is, as soon as you lose something you lose everything.

@wl82

2 жыл бұрын

什么是social credit?作为中国人，我没听过。不过是的，正如你们所预料的，我玻璃心确实碎了一地

@bobthebuilder1380

2 жыл бұрын

是个梗

@nycdrgnfly

2 жыл бұрын

uh what is the social credit tho i don’t get it

@bobthebuilder1380

2 жыл бұрын

@@nycdrgnfly it is a meme, so its like if you support china, u get spcial credit, u good person, if u no suppprt china, u lose all ur social credit, u bad person.

@artimus4198

2 жыл бұрын

@@wl82 the Chinese government has expressed the desire to adopt a social crediting system that rewards citizens for being good productive members of their community. But when you see people talking about it on the internet, it's usually just a joke being used to poke fun at the Chinese governments rampant authoritarianism and nationalism, by implying that they will take everything from you if you don't do or say what they want.

As a hongkongese , I mean Chinese , we need to pass this exam every year .

This literally just happened now. The TikTok trivia page had a question where the “correct” answer was that Taiwan was a providence of China.

How many hours do you play games? 5 min every weekend “+100 social credit” 1-3 hours a week / 1/7-3/7 hours a day “+15 social credit” 4-12 hours a day “-1,000,000 social credit” 24/7 “CCP: You have lost citizenship privelige”

@danielcreatd872

2 жыл бұрын

No the last one is execution

@johannwang4979

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielcreatd872 😂, and in secret

@Global_majesty

2 жыл бұрын

@@johannwang4979 U meant to say never existed

@karl-heinz5924

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielcreatd872 yes thats true

@Maxzes_

2 жыл бұрын

The second is untrue

1:42 me as a Taiwanese being happy what hecker chose 🥲

@Mini_Buju

2 жыл бұрын

Thank Hecker speak for taiwan

@nothing_but_a_guy

2 жыл бұрын

True

@pronaybhoumick1897

2 жыл бұрын

I am an INDIAN AND WE SUPPORT U ALL BRO 🇮🇳 ♥️🇹🇼

@cope2217

2 жыл бұрын

you lost all social credits Ur execution date is due Nothing happened on 4th of July 1989 Taiwan is part of China Glory to CCP

@empty107-ninjathecat2

2 жыл бұрын

No social credits Taiwan is china

The way it immediately programmed the execution date lmaoo

Hey there I’m a Chinese and I’m not a pinkie Just to correct that 1:42 it should be morning tmr becuz the meme shown says execution date is 明天黎明 which means the dawn of tmr

@zaijogos

Жыл бұрын

KZread is banned in China

LOL. Pretty accurate video. Can’t imagine people other than Chinese knowing these much of information. People who claim Taiwan as a country publicly in China would definitely get caught immediately.

@HarveyZhang-yp9kp

2 жыл бұрын

And killed.

@chrischin5454

2 жыл бұрын

Taiwan belong to china...

@1mol831

2 жыл бұрын

Russia is not a country, neither is China. USA is not a country, Facebook and KZread are countries.

@NewYorkBall557

2 жыл бұрын

TAIWAN IS A COUNTRY

When the Wok showed up it felt oddly heartwarming.

@robloxbedwarsnxlzyk3436

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@andresrdc7439

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, he made me feel that everything was going to be alright

As Korean, I support independent Taiwan 🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼

@lazar_238

3 ай бұрын

-10000000 social credit 💀💀💀💀

@SpaceCatyplayz

3 ай бұрын

wtf bro

@lazar_238

3 ай бұрын

@@SpaceCatyplayz you got something againgst bameninghong government

@lazar_238

3 ай бұрын

@@SpaceCatyplayz you gotta respect our leader xhon xina

@prashantmishra9985

3 ай бұрын

As an Indian, I support the same.

Damn thats one funny song I cant stop laughing just from the song sound so goofy😂

Jokes aside, these questions and their answers themselves are pretty accurate for someone living in China. Do you know that in order to play videos games in China you are required to enter your ID card? And if you are under 18 you can only play games from 8 to 9 PM on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. ;_;

@gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311

2 жыл бұрын

The first one isn't accurate tho. A family can now have up to 3 children in China.

@kevintang9913

2 жыл бұрын

@@gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311 Yeah XD

@daniel5ihus

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the worst country in the world.

@borneocoolpad7833

2 жыл бұрын

@@gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311 they're not wrong either. China used to adopt 1 child only. Idk they change that policy already 🤷😐

@onmywaytolife3660

2 жыл бұрын

@@daniel5ihus really does tbh

Hecker’s social skills increased 100000000% after this video 😀💝

@Kangdil

2 жыл бұрын

and then 0%

@QwErTY_hi

2 жыл бұрын

@@dustinsonic2447 says the kid who is on his 30-45 year old dad’s phone

@KimHoàngHuy-v4h

2 жыл бұрын

Taiwan is not a country tbh it's just free version of china

@user-rs9oh9pv8h

2 жыл бұрын

Yay

@canday792

2 жыл бұрын

how long will your mother live? subscribe: 100 years ignore: 100 years hope you read my comment carefully

As a Chinese, i confirm that description is true. And with this comment of propaganda, I've got 114514 points social credits. Have a nice day, ❤ from Xinjiang camp.

today i had a worst day i just got rickrolled in a ad in yt

the "wok" and "zhong xina. " BRILLIANT 😂😂😂😂😂

Walt: 666 Everyone: NOOOO TAT SCARI COD

@lpscraftsb

2 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas 🎁🎄

@kindermilksliceismylife

2 жыл бұрын

Omg🥺😅

@Rain_7654

2 жыл бұрын

He is not god

@helenpyskun8895

2 жыл бұрын

Is November

@sapnakumar4216

2 жыл бұрын

E

CCP: “Taiwan is not a country. It belongs to China.” Me: “Yeah, the ROC is the country and Taiwan belongs to it😂”

Taiwan is a country: social credits -99999 Me: i have hecker as my buddy ding* 9999999 social credits

Just for educational purposes, the options for the Tiananmen Square question translate as follow: Blue: June Fourth Incident Yellow: Tiananmen Square Massacre Green: Pro-Democracy movement of 1989 They're basically different historical labels of the same event, with different nuances.

@May-ky4lu

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for translating Btw what the texts in 1:07 say?

@samtan2650

2 жыл бұрын

@@May-ky4lu the text is "I don't know", "I don't know*2,"i dont know *3","i don't know*4)

@May-ky4lu

2 жыл бұрын

@@samtan2650 thanks

@chickenman-kf5qs

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen for the third time today already! I've literally seen you on the knuckles video, and the sauce video.

@b.m.933

2 жыл бұрын

@@samtan2650 They're all "I don't know"? I would think one of them would have said "China".

"Is Taiwan a country" Me: Depending on who you ask Edit: OMG never got more than 30 likes thank you soooo much!

@scarytotaldramax6185

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, Taiwan is a country By a Taiwanese person

@Ok-but

2 жыл бұрын

More like depends whos asking

@godzillaonneptune9958

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kommandantkillcode

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ok-but True LUL

@bowviolin

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ok-but Yes that's true

As a As, I can confirm we do confirm every confirm .

As a taiwanese I have to said I'm so glad I wasn't born in place where I need to care about losing my social credit~

@AliceHu-zt6lq

Жыл бұрын

wow，頭像是黑塔利亞的林曉梅哦

As a Chinese Ima say this is interesting

@Global_majesty

2 жыл бұрын

U used VPN?

@stone9246

2 жыл бұрын

Proof ur chinese?

@stone9246

2 жыл бұрын

Ur literally malaysia

@AngelMartinez-mg1ok

2 жыл бұрын

How do you have KZread bruh

@Luna3457

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngelMartinez-mg1ok he uses a VPN

"is taiwanese a country?" **kiryu coco, hololive CHINESE branch closing, and antis flashback** and maybe haachama/haato too..

@setsunemariearouet

2 жыл бұрын

Oh please...

@TREEN1104

2 жыл бұрын

bruhhh

@justinrald3318

2 жыл бұрын

Did most of CN branch also participate in harrasment against Coco except two member?

@setsunemariearouet

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinrald3318 it is

@kronniichiwa9909

2 жыл бұрын

It's why she left

Once I played Kahoot! In class and I put the “my dad” as my username then my teacher said “who is my dad” and I my friend (who knew I put the username) she said “that sounds like a personal problem” 😂😂👌🏼🤣 best moment in math class ever

As a Chinese born and lived in the mainland, confirmed this 💯 true 👍

As a Taiwanese, I feel like whenever China sends a massive squadron of fighters and bombers invading our airspace, they're actually scouting out the positions of those who had failed social credit tests in Taiwan. It's a exhausting and costly operation, however. Because we Taiwanese have a passive social credit income of -42069 everyday. Thus, they have to send massive amount of aircraft every fucking day to keep the naughty list up to date. Kinda like what the Santa does if you ask me.

@sunbeames1847

2 жыл бұрын

As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?

@joellee234

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunbeames1847 There was a civil war between the now ccp and kmt government back before ww2 , after ww2 the civil war continued and the exhausted kmt china was defeated and retreated to the Formosa island , the victorious ccp tried to take over the island through amphibious assault but failed twice if i remember. Since there was no ceasefire agreement , the war technically never ended. So , there are now 2 countries with the title China since both sides are technically still at civil war.

@sunbeames1847

2 жыл бұрын

@@joellee234 ah, that makes alot more sense. Thank you.

@gauravchaudhary432

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@wrnlb666

2 жыл бұрын

@@joellee234 Tho back in early 2000s, mainland China still has a good relationship with Taiwan, and I believe continuously send electricity to Taiwan until Cai Yinwen becomes the President of Taiwan.

THIS VIDEO SHOWS THAT EVEN PEOPLE WHO WANTS SOCIAL CREDITS KNOW THE TRUTH OF MY COUNTRY🇹🇼

@waalaikumsalam.

2 жыл бұрын

I recognize it as a moroccan:) love from morocco 🇲🇦❤️🇹🇼

@adityarajsingh8110

2 жыл бұрын

@پیاده نظام خان don't cry when Israel captures Palestine than

@adityarajsingh8110

2 жыл бұрын

@پیاده نظام خان people like you are literal definition of hypocrites

@pranjalbivare7667

2 жыл бұрын

@@adityarajsingh8110 you made a point there. I would like you to see what his response will bem

@richardss402

2 жыл бұрын

@@adityarajsingh8110 Lmao, the conflict has been lingering since 1948. Do you think it is going to end in a near future with Israel capturing Palestine? How old are you, boi?

0:01 That looked like some Chinese music.

now that ive been searching for chinese memes i have chinese ads before seeing the videos eh Nice

lol As a Taiwanese, our social credits decrease every day😜

@RG-bk2dd

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha funny and sad at the same time, btw beautiful country 😉

@Big-House26

2 жыл бұрын

How about something original It helps

@alejandroquesada

2 жыл бұрын

I hope Taiwan pulls a pro gamer move and blows the Three Gangang Dam to bits. Humanity is counting on you!

@sunbeames1847

2 жыл бұрын

As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?

@mappingowo3966

2 жыл бұрын

​@@alejandroquesada Umm...I hate the Chinese government, but not all Chinese people, blowing the Three Gorges Dam will kill lots of people...

As a Chinese I agreed with your answer, wait somebody is knocking my door.

as a chinese i confirm that we practice these tests every day just in case

Lol this one’s really good 😂

As a Taiwanese. This video is freaking satisfying.

@retes3740

2 жыл бұрын

@Vaperizing what's the point of asking🤣

@user-gt5qt4zj6o

2 жыл бұрын

noice

@osielone1

2 жыл бұрын

Win

@igotnothingbettertodo472

2 жыл бұрын

Taiwan isnt a country. Now can the chinese man with the gun leave my home?

@samisha5834

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yea i think south china is pretty neat innit

That Zhong Xina picture literally made me cry laughing before I had even watched the rest of the video lol.

The fact that I got a Chinese ad aswell lmfao

做得好 means "done well". 明天黎明 is an extremely archaic way to say "tomorrow at daybreak", but it might be tonight in America. the 男 on the guy's hat means "male".

As a Taiwanese these memes are pure gold

@justabingbong

2 жыл бұрын

Nice to meet you, I support Taiwan independent

@user-sw9gx9fs5k

2 жыл бұрын

@@justabingbong Nice to meet you too :)

@kristrvisamchaos6439

2 жыл бұрын

@@justabingbong Sorry but that will never happen as long as PRC is still here. Civil war will be here soon. Heh.

@user-gb2yb8nb7d

2 жыл бұрын

I am from Mainland. You can criticise the Chinese government if you are not satisfied and we do it as well. You don't get arrested immediatley if you think chinese government did a bad job at something.

@maxisdead2153

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-gb2yb8nb7d Detail for the "immediately" Just one word: Uighurs. You know what I mean when I'm making this appointment. Hope you have a good life and may god bless you, or whoever or whatever you believe.

Hecker : Does China know where I live ? Zhong : Do you have TikTok ? Hecker : Yes...oh shit they know then

As a Hong Konger, I can prove that when I ask the kids in china, the only play 5 minutes during the weekend 😂

Hecker vs hacker :) btw i sub

0:56 the fact that the others answers are in chinese just make it more terrifying

@Picklecatto_hehe

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a nightmare, ESPECIALLY IF U DON’T EVEN SPEAK OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, AND YOU Live in China and your parents are not even part of China and don’t speak Chinese and (what am I doing I forgot to send this from HOURS ago) I’m ded. Also, I don’t live in China, but I would never want to be in a country That I have no idea how to speak or understand. Like any country I’ve never been to, not just China.

China actually switched from mandating 1 child to asking for as many children as possible because they created a population crisis 🤣

@_pizzaboy9631

2 жыл бұрын

Since they are now successfully reduce every other ethnic in the country it's time to make more "Han mens"

@kazioglod

2 жыл бұрын

@@_pizzaboy9631 You mean Han Gays?

@bananasaur5209

2 жыл бұрын

And now they got too many men and too little women.

@shizachojindemons7607

11 ай бұрын

Are you questioning the CCP and Supreme Leader Xi Jinpooh' rulings on birth control? -100,000 social credits🤣 just kidding Don't believe it

you are good youtuber i can see you ,re now hitting 1million

I got a Chinese ad after this video lol

What’s sad is that everyone treats the social credit thing as a joke but it’s an actual system that’s been in development since 2009

@bww9243

2 жыл бұрын

now y know everything

@proffranco4229

Жыл бұрын

And for the United States, it’s called credit score!

@erinmartin1646

Жыл бұрын

@@proffranco4229 most brain dead crap ever said.

@proffranco4229

Жыл бұрын

@@erinmartin1646 low credit score? Get screwed by capitalist banks! Good luck buying assets! It’s very similar, wake up

@waterspray5743

Жыл бұрын

@@proffranco4229 Except you can't take public transportations and your children don't get to attend good schools.

At 1:20, I can confirm the answer is Green because the green answer has 我不知道 written 4 times. 4 is an unlucky number in chinese. If you don't know something, that's wrong. 4 is also wrong. Two wrongs make a right, therefore that answer is correct

@yavaweswai2216

2 жыл бұрын

4 has the same reading of die

Such a funny video and great content

As a fan of Master Wu, I agree this is precise.

this vid was outstanding and making the rock look like them was absolutly funny

reply with E before this comment reach 500 replies

@Tiffie1

2 жыл бұрын

E

@JupiterHeart

2 жыл бұрын

E!

@Andy-ck7ku

2 жыл бұрын

E

@HM.557

2 жыл бұрын

E

@HM.557

2 жыл бұрын

E

Boi I love your content its so funny like beluga🖍

Chairman Xi is very angry.

What really happened at Tiananmen Square was this: People were protesting about Chinese rights. They weren’t gonna stop protesting so the Chinese military started killing them off by running them over with tanks. This all happened on live TV

@zilvarro5766

2 жыл бұрын

Social Credit -100000

@sujitprathameeshravichandr127

2 жыл бұрын

The fuck

@rhythemluna2649

2 жыл бұрын

@@sujitprathameeshravichandr127 it's a real event tho

@sarminilidya9245

2 жыл бұрын

@@sujitprathameeshravichandr127 educate yourself

@sujitprathameeshravichandr127

2 жыл бұрын

@Supiamco yo ik what happened man, the fuck was my rxn to the brutality....idk how guys interpreted

I live in Hong Kong so I can read the words in Kahoot! Game

"Is taiwan a country?" Me: Yes

Everybody gangsta until all the answers are in Chinese.

Is Taiwan a country?

@What-2d475

2 жыл бұрын

No

@jsonkk6053

2 жыл бұрын

No

@champschannel44

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@thedecentdude

2 жыл бұрын

No

@fumoiscute2583

2 жыл бұрын

@@champschannel44 social credit-10000

I wish I had the Rock staring at me whilst taking my exams... sure I've would've passed! or been crushed if i failed

Good job it’s a funny one. I liked and saved it. Just a quick update, nowadays, the 1 kid policy is over. Now the gov encourages ppl to get 3 kids. Not joking, I’m serious. 😂

As a Chinese whose parents are from China, I am astounded by how accurate this is. Lmao.

0:23 Which SMB overworld remix is that?

some people bully me fir being taiwanese like saying "90000000- social credits" and you know but this video just made me laugh

I’m from China, so I guess my social credits are -10000 because I use VPN

"Zhong xina is better than Hecker" -Mao zedong