Ahhhhhhhh,,, make it stop. This is like working at Guitar Center.

@bullcrap9409

4 ай бұрын

Nice!

@Nontacticalboy

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@tabvalentino

4 ай бұрын

not even noodling its worse

@patrickdemars852

4 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

@Prov-3_5

3 ай бұрын

Lmao

Thank you for posting this, now I know never to go on one of these.

@tabvalentino

4 ай бұрын

LOL

Balls of steel, for even ATTEMPTING this !!

@24FRETSHARKFIN

4 ай бұрын

100 % facts!

I don't feel so bad about my playing anymore. Boy, I needed this. 😂

This was like wiggling a sore tooth. Dunning Krueger full effect

@lloydsplace101

2 ай бұрын

It's a funnyin😅

Nita is such a pro. I love her breakdown and her fairness.

10/10 for getting up there

Well this made me feel.better about myself.

Very Enjoyable! Thanks For All The Effort!

Thanks for sharing this! I couldn’t make the Cruise this year so this is the next best thing to being there. Keith Roth was a great host for the event and Kip Winger was totally entertaining. 🎸

I cant believe I just watched this.

Thanks for this dude 🤘

Cool how respectful most of them are because they’ve been there

KIP is smart he is right on about learning how to practice!!!

@mariopalos9238

10 ай бұрын

He's produced a lot, so he went beyond the surface stuff that the others were grading on.

Wow, very cool. Thanks, for sharing. Congrats to the winner & everyone that had the (you know what) to do this in front of all these mega guitar slingers. Kept thinking "don't play Eruption" & obviously don't play "Smoke on the Water". Even though it would have been hilarious if someone would have played Smoke on the Water. I would have laughed.

@tdtm82

9 ай бұрын

They should do some classic Hubert Sumlin licks.

Fun Stuff Thanks for the filmage \m/

Goshh Dang You Guy's,, I'm havin Alot of Fun Watching this Guitar Shred Show..One of My Favorite Guitar Players is "Gus"(One of the Judges). Cool 🤟👍

@sweetsally1313

2 жыл бұрын

Mine too!

@randallbryant9456

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweetsally1313 🤟

every guitar center employee is having PTSD right now

Good lort..that noise. Where's the gong? Not 1 guitar player on that tub? Surprised the judges didn't jump overboard.

@CommercialSuicideMusic

3 ай бұрын

Somebodys headed for a heartbreak.

@muleblues71

3 ай бұрын

@@CommercialSuicideMusic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Very kool Im a Drummer So there is no Secret here Bonham is my Teacher in spirit. I Just love the Moment RnRoll can come together with Good Citizens and Jam Hendrix & Bonham whould be Proud.

I’ve heard 2 cats mating in the alley at 2am with more musicality ! This contest doesn’t need judges,it needs a good exorcist!

This was fun, but also kinda brutal to hear. But mostly fun.

@lylecaine4833

4 ай бұрын

No, you had it right the first time... mostly brutal.

Floyd Roses....lawd what a disaster w/o a tech lol. Great video!

@LetArtsLive

4 ай бұрын

I will never buy another whammy bar guitar ever want to buy a Jackson V guitar LOL well now I got one leg including the little in the middle

@LetArtsLive

4 ай бұрын

Number one really really sucked number two was about a four I give the camera work a 1 even the older cannons has a mic level that's what I'm good at yes I can play no I can't barely play anybody else's music I make my own mainly because the effing KZread won't let me use other people's songs so I learned to make my own I got the film Eddie Money at the Lilac Festival in Rochester one time does 10,000 Maniacs were there Bob Marley's Band The Wailers man I love Rochester New York the blues is the influence I have a picture of Randy Rhoads from the first concert in 1981 I think 8 * 10 somebody made they got to bring a camera in there and it's not too good really but I really like.... yeah

Don here. Joel Hoekstra is so cool.

I can shred pretty good that would be fun to be a part of

I actually would love to check this out! Never been on a cruise though but I am a professional metal musician!

Fun event for a cruise! Good on the people they put them out there. I can run arpeggios all day, but that doesn't represent my talent. Let's have some Gary Moore style stuff. Music with feeling such as Parisienne Walkways! That would be a show! "Parisienne Walkways

Atleast at guitar center you get someone whos actually heard a song before lol but which of us didnt start like this, just brings back memories of annoying the crap out of my parents and siblings lol

Oh man I just can't bear to watch this. SOOOOOOOO BAD! Ear splitting bad.

@chrisdaviesguitar

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was just me

Seriously triggering my PTSD from when I worked at Guitar Center and Sam Ash 20 years ago.

No future Tony MacAlpine's here.

This is both excruciating and entertaining, Guitar Center on the high seas for sure!😅 One thing I noticed a lot of these players do is over-rely on tremolo picking, typical Blues licks and random tapping. I think the key to this type of contest is to start out with a really good rhythm part and then play some solo fills in the same key (E, A, or G work well). Joel's advice to let the notes sing after each phrase is well put. However, it is difficult to go blind into one of these things playing an unfamiliar guitar that might have a sub-par setup…the ones that brought their own instruments were wise to do so, and they generally played better because of it.

Finally a face for radio😊

Hay the 80's called and want their look back.

What 48st NYC sounded like back when ...

The guy with the yellow guitar is winning

Oh God, what a soup sandwich!!!!!!

If the guy from Buffalo New York from the little trolls was on here he would get an 11 I mean they have packed houses in Buffalo New York the little trolls I think it's the trolls now my favorite playing since the 60s

I thought this was a real competition at first! Lol

Greg Koch arrives in disguise, here hold my beer!

rock star to cruise director... Better then my jobs lol

shit camera work , YOUR FIRED!!! GREAT FUN

I really wish tapping would be made a Federal offense. Maybe someone could tell ATF that tapping is a machine gun.

4:40 ohhh that is painful!

The master of shred must be referring to cheese because it definitely ain't guitar.......

Was waiting for the first guy to flip to the bridge pickup. That would have saved the tone a little.

@JT-id9nn

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like they are running it through a fuzz box. Terrible set up.

Some of that was hard to watch... but playing with that sound and those guitars I can see how thinks might bomb! Kip was stern but fair! but the max i would have awarded was a 6 and that was to AC/DC man, he at least played somewhat in tune and in time and entertained.

I remember Kip fucking up way back in early 90s at a show -5 😅! And I'll say one other thing,... Ozzy!, Ozzy, Ozzy, no not Australian, Osborne!

People forget that we used to pick on Winger fans like we do Nickelback fans now.

@smb7647

2 ай бұрын

Beavis and butthead sure had a hand in it😂

Bull fighting costume?

It was like handing over an real F22 to model airplane pilots !!!

That derek guy master of shred was robbed

My ears will never forgive me!

Guitarists ? You mean those people that like to hang out with musicians ? ;)

I thought the guy from New York was going to play Long Haired Country Boy😅

Shouldnt the guitar have been in tune already..?

It’s a Mullet MeetUp.

They have a time limit question mark

Hey, I thought we moved past the grunge Also you are on a cruise ship on the Caribbean, Everyone seems to be in shorts, t-shirts, light clothing “except”...

@sweetsally1313

2 жыл бұрын

Brook, I have no idea who the announcer is. Must have missed the intro. He looks like Paul Stanley in disguise (lol). Yes, it's def a cruise. I've been wanting to go for years.

Where’s Me when you need an UnFamous Celebrity!

They're all being trolled!!!

My earssssssss

Oh fuck at least I know now

Those people are so horrible!!! I wish I was on that cruise I would have won 1st 2nd & 3rd place 😂.

wow you said it, i could never work at Guitar Center, would end up killing someone

Rock stars being mean to the punters, don't see them getting up without roadies and gear central

Can’t believe I sat through the worst guitar tone ever for an hour. Bet it was fun if you were there…and drunk. 🎉

@CommercialSuicideMusic

3 ай бұрын

Or if you were there, and also not there.

Nobody played pagganninis 10th caprice.

That could possibly be the worst thing I've ever seen.... ever

Ooof.

I played stairway to heaven but no one heard me

First place: 27:30 Second place: 1:09:00 Third place: 55:20 :)

@sweetsally1313

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, to the timestamp guy. I'm organized & nerdy so it works for me.

I was rapping my pants the first time I played him for people I picked the song Arlo Guthrie Good Morning America it has a couple pretty hard twists in it I got pissed and I walked around the crowd telling them the Fockers won't turn my guitar on cuz I'm not a professional I called the guy's wife I asked her how would he like it if his guitar was not plugged in LOL he wasn't my friend then but he is today

@LetArtsLive

4 ай бұрын

@@earforenglish5867 That's like what kids do N o what

That was painful to hear as a guitar player.... everyone starts somewhere but ya

Come on man give that boy a better sound.

56:46 it’s not a race to the finish. Slow down and stay in time lol.

Kip is just fuckin’ tiring to listen to….damm !

Im waiting for one of the judges to actually be as honest as Kip winger only no filters... Something like, " Are you people fucking with me??" Then just leave. Quietly stand and walk my ass off stage left... Far far away..

Did they give them a guitar to play that was out of tune? Cool that they got up there to play, but man...some of those notes hurt...

That made my ears bleed 😮

the panty guy was great

1oo star guitarists on one boat and this makes your ears bleed.

So you don't need to be a player to enter though I guess

They should have had a basic backing track to play to. That was painful. Amp sounded like crap too.

Geesh They pulled out the good gear for this one! Nothing in tune.

That might even be a design Floyd Rose there even worse lock it down man if I want to sell mine what am I going to do pay $100 to get it set up

First guy and I`m done. He didn`t even check the tuning.

They are all better than Nita skunk

You have some work to do on your playing. Funny

How the fuck is this even real.

I am so sick of this crap. Its so old and so dumb. Just playing as many notes as possible as fast as possible in not music. Its noise.

so you think you can shred,, these guitarist warm up for at least half an hour , I would like to hear them cold.. I mean Joel would nail it

@muleblues71

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, sounded like they all were having a seizure

Never play again

That was cruel. The guitar tone was complete ass. i mean a 1980's marshall lead 12 amp sounds better than this, hell a Peavey bandit sounds better than this. Not a one of those guitar judges would sound much different and have every excuse in the book. Very first thing I would ask the judges is which one would let me jack into their amp so I can peel some face here LOL.

Give them decent guitars and Neural DSP not some crappy amp and junk guitars. God this was painful!

Boat full of old bags🤣

This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard. I made it 13 minutes until I could take no more.

Did they screen these people?? Damn! I can't stop my ears bleeding!!! Future viewers BEWARE! NOTHING GOOD TO HEAR!

Yeah that guitar sucks, needs adjusting. Just saying. Kudos to the participants

wow this is awful. it's painful to watch. why would these guys be prepared to embarrass themselves.

@johnjacobs5690

2 жыл бұрын

They just want to have fun brother

@sweetsally1313

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnjacobs5690 Yep, I was gonna say the same thing. Congrats to those that had the (you know what) to go in front of these guitar slingers.