Hi, my name is Volkswagen, and welcome to Jackass.

@FreePca_craftytubeontt

3 жыл бұрын

and why you arent german vw is it

@ukaszzytkowicz8246

2 жыл бұрын

Hi my name is ZYGZAK MCQUEEN and welcome to World Grand Prix

@AliWithTheMW

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha good one x)

@unrubbablepennies8185

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

dann wird gewaschen und verkauft

@saabtrip3714

7 жыл бұрын

bestimmt :D

@gelabalealain4080

7 жыл бұрын

alles klar

@marmiteva820

7 жыл бұрын

Höchst wahrscheinlich😄😄

@drunkbeenonepanther7620

6 жыл бұрын

Gelabale Alain kannst du laut sagen

@Da_Hansl

6 жыл бұрын

Ja weil du nichts besseres verdienst!

Back when VW actually tested their cars in order to make them as robust and reliable as possible

@misterwalkway2189

2 жыл бұрын

yet, the oil pans on the mk4s tested in this video shatter if you look at them the wrong way. no idea how they let that design through, especially seeing the tests.

@giorgospetro1826

2 жыл бұрын

Still vw tests their cars in an incredible testing facility

@silasmcgee3647

10 ай бұрын

@@giorgospetro1826 Yeah, but having a giant computer, do it for you isn’t nearly as much fun than getting behind the wheel and actually abusing it yourself

@giorgospetro1826

10 ай бұрын

@silasmcgee3647 sure but that drives the cost incredibly high because of the salaries and economy... a machine just needs to be bought once and programmed for each model. Also has much more accuracy between tests and much less failure

Und wieder einmal bringt uns der Algorithmus alle wieder nach so langer Zeit zusammen, super 😄😂

@matheusferraznr

2 жыл бұрын

Truth 😅

@germanrcdriver39

2 жыл бұрын

Richtig toll. Ich schaue mir das jetzt ungefähr das 12. mal an😂

@lucasmancini2

2 жыл бұрын

Gruss vom Algorithmus

the test track is similar to roads in Romania

@TuddecBMW

8 жыл бұрын

Iulian Ghita haha

@Cristi25

8 жыл бұрын

+Iulian Ghita, are you Romanian?

@Yuli95Sagitta

8 жыл бұрын

of course :P

@TheVideogucker333

8 жыл бұрын

+Iulian Ghita thats why we test this situation xD

@sneakfisch8255

8 жыл бұрын

+Iulian Ghita Yep and there still sh!t loads of 10 year old Logans running round as taxis.

The tittle should be changed as "Daily driving in Russia"

@dido3528

6 жыл бұрын

12Achilleas yep XD

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

Samsqanch The guy at 1:30 must’ve been walking like a cowboy for at least a month after that landing that is until the dentist and surgeon get his nuts separated from his tonsils

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

And his backside from the frame of the van as he is now officially part of it

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

And the permanent and entire spinal fusion due to several disc herniation’s

@Amr_a82

4 жыл бұрын

12Achilleas brazilian roads

1:12 wenn man spät dran is und nen feldweg als abkürzung benutzt :D

@istjemandda4681

6 жыл бұрын

Lemongrab gute Idee davon haben wir bei uns genug.

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

Making Of Schublade I have no idea what anyone in the comments saying because I’m not German but it’s got to be good stuff right? I mean we are talking about VW after all

@somegoodfella

3 жыл бұрын

@@silasmcgee3647 "When you're late and are taking a dirt road as a shortcut" is what the fella said.

@silasmcgee3647

3 жыл бұрын

@@somegoodfella ahh okie

@ricardomilos83

3 жыл бұрын

Wenn man dadurch Zeit spart würde ich es auch tun...

My friends when I drive them home: "Thanks for the ride! 0:59"

I want to work there!

@bertjansen4191

4 жыл бұрын

Hoi Emiel ik ook

@user-zg3sd8ks8d

3 жыл бұрын

@@bertjansen4191 dat ben ik ook

@BrianLTU

3 жыл бұрын

Yes you do

@prigox.veterani

3 жыл бұрын

Im sure you do, me too!

@Lego_oldschool

3 жыл бұрын

Hello :D

Die Musik machts noch fröhlicher

1:27 When she tells you that she‘s home alone...

@nils3923

2 жыл бұрын

But you have to use your parents car

@H4K4N

2 жыл бұрын

False kzread.info/dash/bejne/fZ52mdekpJyucZs.html

@mayn90s19

2 жыл бұрын

No thats 1:58

@senkosanxd

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@senkosanxd

2 жыл бұрын

@@nils3923 yes

Damals standen Autos von VW noch für Qualität und Langlebigkeit.

@MrRomboo

5 жыл бұрын

Sie fahren ja heute auch noch und sie dürfen auch 😂im Gegensatz zu den jüngeren meist erst 5 Jahre alte, die werden verschrottet

@keisuketakahasi4584

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrRomboo wo wird denn welches auto nach 5 jahren verschrottet?

@MrRomboo

2 жыл бұрын

@@keisuketakahasi4584 die Frage ist berechtigt! Dies wurde von mir überspitzt dargestellt. Allerdings kann man wohl mit Fug und Recht behaupten, dass die neues E-Büchsen wirklich nach 5 Jahren als Sondermüll eingestuft werden müssen. Zudem machen die neuen Abgasverordnungen die Benzin und Diesel begriebenen Fahrzeuge immer komplexer und teuerer in der Ersatzteilbeschaffung und Reparaturfreundlichkeit wie zu damaligen Zeiten.

@mls.design

2 жыл бұрын

@@keisuketakahasi4584 Heutige Qualität sämtlicher VW ist bekanntlich eher mittelwertig und somit schon vorab Schrottreif.

@jan1168

2 жыл бұрын

@@keisuketakahasi4584 e-Autos haben deutlich weniger Wartungsaufwand und halten deutlich länger als Verbrenner. Da wird eher von einer Lebensdauer jenseits der 10 Jahre gesprochen.

Ich glaube, meine Schwerster arbeitet als geheimer Tester bei VW!

@dennisd3944

8 жыл бұрын

Made my day ;)

@farbmixus

8 жыл бұрын

Deine Schwester ist bei 0:52 zu sehen? harte deutsche

@schleichh123

7 жыл бұрын

+FARB MIXUS bisschen veraltet, aber für mich sieht die Person ganz klar nach nem Mann aus xd

@robinpzabel

6 жыл бұрын

FARB MIXUS Nein, er meint das sie auch so fährt :D

@storemaystv3181

6 жыл бұрын

DrRodrigoGonzales Hallo ich bin baris

1:45 must be the pedestrian test... lol

@Flagdrop

6 жыл бұрын

They test how feasible their cars are for Rocket League

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

Simon Chuo Yeah the flying colours of the persons insides I’m sure if this is a brake test that’s getting the F across-the-board

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

But then what would you want to use the brakes? Wouldn’t that save the persons life?

Music just makes it better

B-Ware... "slightly used"

@christianellhorn7779

6 жыл бұрын

dp vn03 der

So fahr ich jeden Abend heim !!!.)

9 жыл бұрын

haha :D

@Kianofolmar

9 жыл бұрын

Das geht halt nur mit nem VW xD

@gerhardberger95

9 жыл бұрын

***** würde ich net behaupten. vllt mit einem G Klasse Mercedes Baujahr 1990

@Kianofolmar

9 жыл бұрын

Insgesamt waren die älteren Modelle viel robuster gebaut als das heutige gelöt was gleich bei nem Schlagloch auseinander fällt. Wenn ich an meinen Golf 2 zrückdenke .... Das Ding war nicht klein zu kriegen außer vom Zahn der Zeit.

@CH-lz9xj

9 жыл бұрын

Das stimmt definitiv !!!

Da die Straßen in Deutschland ja mittlerweile alle so aussehen, ist es also ein täglicher Test ;-)

@thedoc5041

3 жыл бұрын

Stimmt nicht

@SEVEN-NIGHTRIDE

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedoc5041 hast keine Ahnung was, guck dir mal die Straßen-Verhältnisse in Deutschland an!

@thedoc5041

3 жыл бұрын

@@SEVEN-NIGHTRIDE ich bin jeden Tag auf den Straßen der Republik

@SEVEN-NIGHTRIDE

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedoc5041 bei uns sind Schlaglöcher egal wo man hinsieht, und dass wird einfach vernachlässigt.

@thedoc5041

3 жыл бұрын

@@SEVEN-NIGHTRIDE Bei Mir sieht man ganz selten ein Schlagloch und die sind dan auch abgedeckt

Schriftliche oder Online Bewerbung bevorzugt? :D

@leonrebout

6 жыл бұрын

Kowalski 427 online

@trabantwerkstatt4284

5 жыл бұрын

Per Whatts App

@keisuketakahasi4584

2 жыл бұрын

@@trabantwerkstatt4284 kenn ich nich

@wtk1265

2 жыл бұрын

@@keisuketakahasi4584 iCh leb iN 2021 uNd tU so aLs oB ich niE waS von WhAtsapP gehÖrt hab!! Was iSt daS bitTe?!?!?!?!?! - Keisuke Takahasi Modus vorbei

@keisuketakahasi4584

2 жыл бұрын

@@wtk1265 ich bin 12 und benutze 5 jahre alte memes -wtk modus vorbei

ein Job für alle , die keine Rallye Fahrer werden konnten

@JustCrafterHD8P

7 жыл бұрын

NUDEL ESSEN wer von denen den Polo WRC testen darf ist ja fast einer;)

1:12 when im late to work!

@322_.

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

1:54 the golf 4 have 4 doors but 1:56 he have a 2 doors

@dawahdeutschland5375

6 жыл бұрын

Kaki_po_meni dynamik door technology :D

@tps2119

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jannis3933

6 жыл бұрын

WTF

@robinpzabel

6 жыл бұрын

Mr SunY fan 1:56 Grey Bumper 1:57 Silver Bumper

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

Impossible191 WTF?

once again the algorithm has brought us all together after 10 years

0:59, so testet man bei Lada

@markussauer3605

2 жыл бұрын

VW ist LADA

i loved and enjoyed watching that

@user-qk9ge1lt5g

9 жыл бұрын

U can bet ! ahahahahahaha

I love this, especially the T4 jumping!

@cavidanragimov9934

3 жыл бұрын

Hello after 8 years later👋

Testing like this is good, it give everyone confidence the item will work as designed. I design stuff and always appreciated full destructive testing, I could then sleep at night knowing all obvious failures had been caught. I'm jealous, someone in germany has this job!

@silasmcgee3647

10 ай бұрын

Nowadays, they mostly do it on big giant machines that simulate those conditions, instead of actually putting a driver behind the wheel and beating the shit out of the car

@3n3ly7m9

3 ай бұрын

@@silasmcgee3647 Big giant machine? Im sure its all simulated through a high end desktop rig.

@silasmcgee3647

3 ай бұрын

@@3n3ly7m9 if you watch other videos on newer vehicles, They usually just take segments of cars or trucks and test them on machines that simulate conditions like these

0:39 suspension holding up is very impressive.

@silasmcgee3647

10 ай бұрын

I would still highly highly suggest going to mechanic and get that axle looked at immediately after that impact if I was driving that thing and it happened on accident

"We prepare our cars for the worst threat they could get: YOU!!!"

Volkommen Logische tests...der Normale Bürger fährt schlieslich auch so morgens zur Arbeit nicht gewusst? :D

@don6160

6 жыл бұрын

Belcebuble er fährt so eher von der Arbeit nach Hause :D

This is my dream job!

Ich: Papa gehe zum TÜV 👋🏻 TÜV: im Video 🔥

when the v-dub van was flying through the air i was like: A-TEAM!!!!!

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

gewoontimm That guy must of been walking like a cowboy for at least a month after that

@breibrajanlama1805

4 жыл бұрын

Van can't fly

@breibrajanlama1805

4 жыл бұрын

I'm late for school sorry

@breibrajanlama1805

4 жыл бұрын

Hmph I like dark sonic and all hedgehogs

@breibrajanlama1805

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not youtuber chanel anyway

Der Typ bei 0:52 hat ja mal einen geilen Job 😂

@MandecoWoT

6 жыл бұрын

chriss p Oh du bist hier! Ich find deine Lego Bauwerke und deine Videos voll cool!

@robinpzabel

6 жыл бұрын

chriss p Ich muss meiner Mutter das Video zeigen. Denn kann sie sich nicht mehr beschweren wenn ich dir Türen knalle!

I have a MK4 golf tdi, I ramped it off a bridge and came down so hard the oil pan hit the ground and knocked a giant hole in it. I stopped, got out and saw oil everywhere under the car and then turned it off. I called a buddy to bring a trailer, drove it up on the trailer and took it home. Put a new oil pan on it and it runs and drives fine to this day. They are tough cars.

beser als Cobra 11

Hätte auch nicht gedacht, dass die Schrankwand so gut in der Luft liegt! Sau geil, wie der fliegt.

Made in germany

Ich denke hier wird die Carsharing Tauglichkeit getestet... :-D

I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS AS A KID

@santileonsteinberg1441

2 жыл бұрын

Me too!!! I got this on my recommended again and I’m having a full on nostalgia journey lol

Mad respect for the car drivers......

Breaks your heart to see them in such suffering . But sometimes we have to sacrifice a few for the good of many . Long live VW.

@silasmcgee3647

10 ай бұрын

I want to see like a modern 2023 HD version using only brand new Volkswagens just so I can see the contrast of how immediately they will break compared to these older models

I właśnie przez takie testy, te samochody jedzą do dziś 💪😁

Zeig das video mal mit den neuen vw´s

@aleksandarobradovic2394

7 жыл бұрын

Allpa DE

@svenbaum989

7 жыл бұрын

...wird ein kurzes viedeo ;)

@flunter5504

7 жыл бұрын

Allpa DE es werden vw nicht so getestet

Simulated a normal commute of a female driver

@user-yg1yi1yc1j

6 жыл бұрын

alex0711a g.zc

@iverbakkekvalsvik1128

6 жыл бұрын

Ha ha!!

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

Iver Bakke Kvalsvik True German craftsmanship right here if you’re driving any of these vehicles shown in this video don’t worry if you accidentally hit someone or perhaps leave the ground a couple feet don’t worry your car will be just fine

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

These cars were definitely built to take some abuse built with true quality and reliability no wonder Volkswagens seem to last forever especially those late 80s and early 90s golfs

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

Which are some of the cutest models built along side the beatle

just give up allready, these cars will just not die x)! 400 000km easymode :)

@gerhardberger95

9 жыл бұрын

New VWs die at 50 000km :D

@BramCollier

9 жыл бұрын

Ge Ry Who buys a new car?

@bennicool888

9 жыл бұрын

Bram Collier all those who wants safety and comfort.

@ChiTuSai

9 жыл бұрын

Erik Eide my mk2 diesel was still good at 750000 km

@nicolasgaedet5418

9 жыл бұрын

ChiTuSai tu ai geniel

00:39 Radlagerschaden incoming😂😅

Heutzutage würde da doch direkt die Steuerkette rausfallen

What a fantastically fun job!!

V-Dub! => Great all along. We buy VW for Luv. We buy VW for Life! =)

@nils3923

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf is V-Dub

0:12 Da ist doch das ABS kaputt

Me:Mom can we get Porsche? Mom:we have porsche at home Porsche at home: 0:13

Die müssen alle einen Fernsehauftritt bei Alarm für Cobra 11 haben und wenn alle vier reifen dran sind werden sie übergeben :D

@MGThePro

9 жыл бұрын

aber in dem video kann ich nicht sehen dass ein einziger vw explodiert.nichtmal feuer! :D

@theprocrafterlp9988

9 жыл бұрын

MGThePro Aber als det Beetle gegen den Kießhaufen grdonnert ist ist der Kühler flöten gegangen.

1:56 Slow down and you will see 2 different Mk4s 😂. (Edited cuz of the word correcting)

@nils3923

3 жыл бұрын

Yes one is 4 door and the other one 2 door

1:51 Transporter: MEGA OOOOOOF Golf: Ouch I think I broke my nose Meanwhile the beetle: I N D E S T R U C T I B L E

Sieht nach einer Menge Spaß aus.

Shame they didn't show how they test emissions :D

@arekzegar4964

8 жыл бұрын

+Jean V still better emission than dodge

@JeanV1986

8 жыл бұрын

Dodge is US, and they don't give a shit about air pollution.

@arekzegar4964

8 жыл бұрын

+Jean V when the car from the USA have emissions as a locomotive in a 5 liter engine, no one speaks but when VW will reduce emissions during the test then everyone suddenly have a problem

@JeanV1986

8 жыл бұрын

That's true. I wonder if all this is not just typical american bashing, like it was the case with Toyota. When a contender becomes too dangerous for the US market, instead of making their cars better, they prefer to destroy the competition the dirty way.

@biri3d

8 жыл бұрын

+arek zegar The problem does not exist when a 5 liter pollutes like a locomotive ... Problem is when a 1.6 diesel VW polluter as a 5-liter (and then as a locomotive ...)

But........ will it blend?!?!

@susanilla44

9 жыл бұрын

Saulo Silva thats the question

@krus180

8 жыл бұрын

+Károly Csaba Soós the blender would blend itself. BUT DO NOT EVER TRY TO BLEND A NOKIA! EXTREMELY EXPLOSIVE!!

@JVMstudio97

8 жыл бұрын

*Don't breathe this!*

@arjanbillan

8 жыл бұрын

Ask Blendtec

this has to be one of my favorite yt videos lmao

Plane: leaves at noon Dads at 5 am: 1:22

And this is why you pay extra money for a VW.

@archechme

9 жыл бұрын

Boring? Definitely not, the VW Passat R35 is a very fast car indeed same goes with the Golf R, Golf R32, Nardo etc. Furthermore, stuffy? What does that even mean?

@razzerhd3956

9 жыл бұрын

Bjork Vlogdok okay the new passat has style

@amaliablin4806

9 жыл бұрын

Bjork Vlogdok , wgdz

@sneakfisch8255

8 жыл бұрын

+Bjork Vlogdok Not if parent's Golf7 was anything to go by. Thing broke down after 4,000 miles. It was a 1.6D with live rear axle suspension.4 pages of faults, electrical, build, mechanical. And it cost nearly £30,000. They got rid of it after 11 months, and 9,000 miles. They normally cover 14,000 a year for the 2nd car. Shows how long it was in the garage for repair. My mum now has something with a Renault engine. Nearly a year old, no problems. You don't pay extra for quality, you pay extra for VW's marketing budget. Sorry to break it to you.

@archechme

8 жыл бұрын

VW Golfs don't have live rear axles. Also, every single car has a bad time. VWs, Volvos, Audis etc all break down. They're not perfect. Your evidence is simply anecdotal. Judging by you thinking that your Golf had a live axle really makes me suspicious about your knowledge on cars.

Die wolfsburger sind aber gut drauf!

@ichwars2727

7 жыл бұрын

Dann solltest du mal die japaner beim testen ihrer autos sehen... da kannst vw einpacken... (und ich meinen BMW auch) Die fahren nach ihren tests dann noch 100000km wo bei bmw , benz, und vw schon reparaturen machen müssen.

@elwirarudnik7365

7 жыл бұрын

cikopelo yhjjbbjkmkkmm. ...

@CL-by5kk

3 жыл бұрын

@@ichwars2727 Kommt auf den Motor an.

@dellavega2568

3 жыл бұрын

Vor allem beim Lügen!!

Besser als in Action Filmen

Those guys have one of the most funny and dangerous jobs in the world, i love it.

the test track is so similar to the roads in Ukraine!

*GTA Online in a nutshell.*

Друг: **просит прокатиться на моей новой машине** Я: **разрешаю ему** Друг: 0:51

Macht das heute mal mit nem VW ID.3.....der geht in Flammen auf💥🔥

thats why I am fanatic of VW lol resistance cars

@pat_19_

7 жыл бұрын

I allso

Where is the part where they test the electrics?

@colj001

9 жыл бұрын

lol

@PatrykDarasz

8 жыл бұрын

+andrews2547 Therefore the car is shipped to Poland :D

@badkarmabtch2161

7 жыл бұрын

andrews2547 wtf

@sikamassarauta

6 жыл бұрын

They dont have xD

@user-bm6pj2me7e

6 жыл бұрын

Slelsel!ssv

thumbs up : Skoda, Volkswagen, Audi, Seat thumbs down : JDM

1:10 wenn man die Ausfahrt übersieht🤣🤣🤣

Hello, fellow travelers around the KZread recommendations. Well met.

The "New Beetle" is on the market since 1997. That means this video (tests with the beetle) must have been made in ~ 1995. At that time cars without antilock brakes were nothing uncommon. Plus, if the systems are on board, they can be switched off for testing purposes.

Coooool test!

very relaxing tests :)

EIN MAL VW , IMMER VW !!!

Einmal einen Neuwagen auf diese Art verheizen dürfen...! Hach :-)

@Speedy2017

7 жыл бұрын

Wo ist das Problem? Geh einfach zu VW und frag nach ner Probefahrt XD

I wasn't sure about which manufacturer to buy from. This video has definitely made me make up my mind. The driving showed in this video is the way I plan on doing it.

That's why VW is worldwide leader

also für mich sind das typische deutsche Straßen Verhältnisse also das ist normaler alltag

@robinpzabel

6 жыл бұрын

Y&H Rider Ja,und man darf auch so schnell fahren wie die im Video fahren.

When Vw produced strong car

That's why they still serve working construction in Poland, after being trashed for 10 years straight. Great reliability on those cars

The Guy that is testing them he must have so much fun

a shame they don't do cars like this anymore

@silasmcgee3647

6 жыл бұрын

Phaggor I love to see someone try that on their brand new 6.0 power stroke super duty 350 Dulely

VW FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@thomaskrug5318

6 жыл бұрын

JuSt JP pLaY VJ nix Forever .....fak Vw Scheiße!!

Da bin ich ja glücklich das wir 2 VWs haben

@robinpzabel

6 жыл бұрын

1 RIPxGREYxSHADOW Haha :D Braucht ihr aber nicht, einmal in die Waschanlage. Alles wieder heile. VW, der Deutsche Panzer!

@nofarmersnofood2473

6 жыл бұрын

Impossible191 genau

1:30 the Dukes of Wolfsburg 😂

Takich samochodów nam trzeba :-)

the best work of the world .

@nadirchaouali785

8 жыл бұрын

السلام عليكم

Best car ever Volkswagen

Nice job! 😀

Wer ist 2021 hier? 😂

Tested Volkswagen in 2021: - We put it into production Karl, people will test it themselves! _ Natürlich Friedreich, and they will write to us about all the shortcomings on the Internet!

einfach nur genial

Die Musik dazu killt alles 😅

Think how a Volvo would be tested...

@gewoontimm

4 жыл бұрын

As in the old commercial.. driving it of a small cliff ,takes the hit . Keeps on rolling 🤣🤣

@Leowiseone

3 жыл бұрын

Start with frozen oil

Erklärt irgentwie warum die meisten VW Fahrer fahren wie sie halt eben fahren.... wenn das in jedem VW Handbuch liegt :D Nee, nichts für ungut, nur Humor :)

Da hätte ich auch mal Lust ne runde zu drehen 😅

legendenvideo!