can't believe i can spend 10 minutes scrolling netflix thinking "there's nothing to watch, these movies are too long" then immediately instaclick an almost 2 hour trump hearthstone video

@jamesberkeley390

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable, Id rather watch a middle aged guy play a card game then a professionally produced movie

@mikeallan9281

3 жыл бұрын

So creepy that I was just thinking about this

@fanboy7877

3 жыл бұрын

You can x2 speed this. And you know the ending, he will loss because he is greedy.

@irjonesy

3 жыл бұрын

I think the difference is that with the mayor of value town we all know we care about what happens regardless of outcome. Whereas with some film it’s like ‘I might not even care about this in the slightest...’ and that alone is enough to say it isn’t worth the time.

@georgkuris8327

3 жыл бұрын

cant believe you watch netflix in 2020

Goes from “THE VALUE :D” to “I lost? :(“ real quick!

@SH4D0W0733

3 жыл бұрын

Trump: YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME AT VALUE? HAHAHAHAHA. Opponent: Alexstrasza. Trump: Annoying, BUT YOU WILL STILL LOSE! Opponent: I was never trying to beat you at value, this was a 2TK deck all along! Trump: ... ded.

@peekingduck1

3 жыл бұрын

that's how life goes on the mean streets of value town

@SVillainG

3 жыл бұрын

That's how it usually goes.

@molorbuuch4218

3 жыл бұрын

Wump wump

The sped up C'thun animation is always startling

@jaggerriffle8046

3 жыл бұрын

The edit is my favorite thing about his videos

Guardian Animals: What is my purpuse? Trump: You corrupt Tickatus Guardian Animals: ...Oh my God

1:15:55 The Thinking Man

@CrunchyF123

3 жыл бұрын

yes realizing he got way to greedy ....

@Laireso

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrunchyF123 Yeah he should expect Alexstrasza created by Draconic Studies, into 2 mana 13/13 created by Raise Dead into the only treasure in the game that would give him lethal with that setup... assuming he also has Silence created by Palm Reading! Totally normal thing to play around, welcome to 2020/2021 Hearthstone competitive!

@unclewillibomb8683

3 жыл бұрын

@@Laireso ahhhhhh yes, remember the good old days when this game was still skill based? also i miss dungeon runs. instead of the shitty old format they now put into solo adventures

@Laireso

3 жыл бұрын

@@unclewillibomb8683 Those were the good ol' times, when the game was affordab- oh wait wrong game...

@Med1umentor

3 жыл бұрын

@@Laireso Naxxramas was the best thing in the world. Even without paying actual money, you had enough time to farm the gold quite leisurely. And it get you ALL the cards to play and use in any deck to experiment. But it was shortlived, cause without packs blizzard can't have more muney.

Omg the Jens openings just keep getting better

Trump looks so happy in the intro.

@DegradationDomain_stuff

3 жыл бұрын

I hope he's that happy in real life too

@blackhammer5035

3 жыл бұрын

That Trump manages to retain even an illusion of enthusiasm for this game is impressive. Half the reason I watch is because he at least seems to enjoy himself some of the time. Other half is he's one of the few streamers who will call out an opponent for making good plays and will attribute a loss to an opponent playing well, instead of blaming RNG or balance or something else.

@beric0bartman

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackhammer5035 I mean, i really think he does enjoy it still, otherwise watching wouldn't be nearly as fun lmao.

Oh yeah, that's why we don't give things charge anymore

@Laireso

3 жыл бұрын

... until now! - Blizzard

@Mene0

3 жыл бұрын

Except the Demon Hunter hero

@carpetclimber4027

3 жыл бұрын

A 13/13 with divine shield, windfury, lifesteal and charge. Seems balanced.

@Icetea-2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@carpetclimber4027 Maybe they should change the charge on the knife to rush, or give it reborn or -1 mana instead or something. The charge+windfury combo is so strong and like the only reason people use the card because it’s so broken

@MawileLover

3 жыл бұрын

@@Icetea-2000 there isn’t really another reason to use it... it’s a bit outclassed by other treasures. Change charge to rush and make it 4 mana maybe?

This is just Trump's best throws compilation.

@Inferno957841236

Жыл бұрын

Fr

During that second loss I was thinking the whole time "better hope that priest doesn't generate Alexstrazza, I've died to that before."

@gabrielragum

3 жыл бұрын

Alexstrasza into 30 burst damage, the classical.

@Kirby950

3 жыл бұрын

Something to add to my thesis on why she should be shoved to hall of fame

@Gorbgorbenson

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kirby950 she doesn't need to be hofed, but removed from duels.

@Kirby950

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gorbgorbenson for the same reason. Just “oops your suddenly under a lot of pressure lol”

I have no words for the disaster that occurred.

"So much value!" You mean you have never seen such greed before?

The fact that trump never once considered blotting out the sun with a board full of nozdormu in that last game fills me with sorrow.

@StormTheSquid

3 жыл бұрын

It'd hinder himself more than his opponent because boomer APM and he knows it. That's why.

Let's face it, the best thing about Trump's vids is when he gets his come-uppance.

@Gorbgorbenson

3 жыл бұрын

True. "Hohoho Shaman LUL" *loses* "alright you got me this time."😂

Brightwing's cute little friend, N'Zoth, how wholesome.

Weird... the game must have bugged out for him. I'm pretty sure the game is hard-coded to only offer dragon treasures and buckets when there are exactly zero dragons in the deck.

The value corrupted you, The value posessed you, The value controled you, The value destroyed you. The value is a danger weapon that nobody can control

Everybody is talking about the intro but why is no one talking about the thumbnail

41:01 Turn 1 Yeti, guess the opponent has to concede

@derrickobara6806

3 жыл бұрын

Sick reference.

Man Trump threw that last game hard

Now that is what I call a throw. It was really hard to loose that game, but trump had enough skills to do it. Good job.

@Icetea-2000

Жыл бұрын

what the game with alexstraza? That was completely out of his control and he did everything he could to avoid it leaving a taunt up at 40 health even

What the hell was that last game, did trump have a stroke while playing out his turn.

@Icetea-2000

3 жыл бұрын

I think he was just realizing he is dead anyway

hi hello, i just need everyone to know that ive always thought that the 4/4 that pops out of the 1/2 snake looks like Trump. Nobody ever mentions it and it drives me crazy its literally trump. He got eaten by the snake please tell me im not crazy

@huuminbloodborn7570

3 жыл бұрын

Dear god you're onto something.

@Dracinard

3 жыл бұрын

That last game really wasn't his best day on the job.

1:16:00 true despair

Dude I cant believe I watched this in its entirety LOLOL , I think Im addicted to meme dungeon runs, honestly I spend 90% my time playing the single player of hearthstone cause of how much the RNG can happen (and the fact when u are a father you need to be able to pause the game lol) Cheers man, that last game with the hats was just tooo funny, and that game with the charge windfury lol

That lengthy hunter match was painful. Feel bad for him/her to see an opponent with a full hand of value. Kudos to them for prolonging their own suffering.

@Gorbgorbenson

3 жыл бұрын

For sure. That was probably the longest game that hunter played 😅

glad to see you FINALLY discovered the tracker option to display board damage

1:15:12 - is there anything more glorious and hysterical in all the internet than Trump, in full monologuing supervillain mode, immediately getting crushed for playing with his food too much? No. Never change man.

I die inside a little each time Trump's enthusiasm is crushed this brutal.

a deck worthy of recognition in ValueTown

One of the most beautiful throws I've seen in hearthstone

Thumbnail 10/10. Intro 11/10

That priest vs priest game, value overwhelming!

Wow... Trump's 5 APM plays at the end there.

I wish that this were a 1 hour 39 minute video in the style of the intro, that would be so beautifully entertaining.

First game, if he played that damn freezing trap, one of the best traps in the game, could have won.

Army knife on big Horrendous Growth is also pretty good.

holy crap the intro woke me up in the middle of the night

Keep being you trump thx for all the laughs keep them coming with these vids bro there great 👍

Jens is a GOD in these intros man

Man the massive throw in the last game...

Jens cant keep getting away with these intros. LOL

0:24 Stump the Trump

@Lightn0x

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit he's evolving

The losses were so funny this run :')

That priest was spewing. "Why can't I get rid of this fucking Ysera!?"

Goddammit Jens you did it again!

I feel like the warlock nerf buffed the demon buckets, and thus felosphies, had a 4 felospphy deck yesterday, was just the killmox waiting room

Opponent: I’ve finally killed his Ysera! Trump with 3 more Yseras in his hand: [:

That throw hurt. It hurt bad.

that priest combo was so gross. And it's always because alextraza

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that Trump Priest Value mirror game was fantastic!!!!

mad hatter is back!

Trump studios brings you:Priest cards creating more priest cards:The movie

These are the funniest Trump misplays in forever xD!

Jens opening, Trump ending C-C-COMBOOO

Value made you, Value can destroy you... And also *dubstep*

55:00 I'm pretty sure that's not how the number 7 works.

@ryotoiii7945

3 жыл бұрын

Nonsense 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

I’ve been trying to get this deck with the affinity treasure going, never got the treasure. Have tried like 20+ times

@tbhidk1257

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and then you get it the second you don't want it

@hermiona1147

3 жыл бұрын

Git gud noob

I love trumps christmas haircut and I love trump

Lmfao trumps reaction to being otk'd

Still waiting for that Dragon Affinity/Dragonbone Relic combo

Soon we can get Trump Reaction Remix album on spotify

Anyone else notice how trump sometimes has 8 minions from the swamp

I enjoy that 4-mana 7/7 is still a meme

that intro was fucking dope

_Ma Baker_ _She never could cry_ 1:04:56 _Ma Baker_ _But she knew how to dieeeeeeee!_

7/7 on a 4 MANA card? Now isn't that just crazy, only in duels!

@thebigyes8482

3 жыл бұрын

Wait til you hear about the five star 4 mana 12/12

Trump you are absolutely hilarious. TOO MUCH VALUE!!!!

There is no better way to spend my time than watching trump get crazy value. This man does not want to win. He just wants his value

Dragons now on sale, get them while they are fresh! Edit: Oh boy, that second defeat was hilarious. Trump mocks enemy "I like the way you think". Gets his taunt minion removed and hit in the face for 26 dmg. Trump freezes in mocking pose in total disbelieve.

THE VALUE

Intro Lvl infinite :-D

1:16:06 Well that was something for sure

Trumps new haircut is amazing

Trumps pursuit of value causes psychic damage to me. Yet I stick around. Guess I must've had deathrattle too.

Over confidence is a slow and insidious killer

Welcome to trump reviwes trump reviews

that end OMGGG AUHSUAUSUAHSUHASUHSAUHASUHAS

55:03 Trump counting to 7 minions when there are in fact 8!

somein in chat said it was like watching a slow car crash haha couldn't agree more, hey ho good content nevertheless

the catratrap should had been the intro

*Trump discovering a dragon* *sees twilight drake* me: gEt ThE tRiPlE

"How much values I is."

Just a random question but what happens if you start with cthun in yoyr hand at the start?

1:16:00 Health is just a resource, isn't it, Trump? XD

1:15:45 the moment he realize that he shouldn't have been playing with his food

1:26:44 poor guy probably didn’t think about what he was doing there :P

thumbnail is at 1:13:04 for anyone like me wondering lol

Trump Just isnt able to build a Deck that doesnt include cthun the shattered

Whats that side addon that shows your cards? Is that a hearth addon or a video edit

I think trump is secretly a golden retriever furry: constantly plays with his food easily distracted has a lack of lethal instinct goofball tendencies

this is how i got my first 12 wins. Dragons, dragon affinity, dragon bucket dragon bucket dragon bucket. GG

Did Jens jenst make a fucking Dubstep song for the intro? Jens, you're a God.

1:32:55 Hamilton reference?

Already hit like because it's not possible I don't enjoy a Trump video

Recycling + from the swamp = profit

I got twelve wins with dragon affinity on a dragon pally, it was insane

Priest heropower be like: -Oh man this is terrible C'Thun: *exists* -Oh man its the best

Just pure despair at 1:16:00

@danielguy3581

3 жыл бұрын

Upupupu

@davideventili2881

3 жыл бұрын

Such a scam honestly

"Thinks forever, still loses" ©