i don’t understand how the grinder company hasn’t sent another grinder. you’ve done nothing but prove that they can withstand a truly unimaginable amount of abuse

@junietwoknees

Жыл бұрын

I just took a look and to the best of my ability he has brought this half horsepower, 400 dollar grinder to its knees in just a couple years. insane dedication.

@mishXY

Жыл бұрын

Have you bought one?

@B.belcher

Жыл бұрын

They're showing the unbelievable longevity of their product! 😅

@guyhawkes1147

Жыл бұрын

​@@mishXY No but if I ever do need a meat grinder of that caliber I know where I'll be getting it from!

@mishXY

Жыл бұрын

@Guy Hawkes yeah cool i am high on shrooms

Thoughts from a sleepy guy, but if there exists pulled pork, does this mean there exists a pushed pork? I say yes, and that it's sausages.

@OrdinarySausage

Жыл бұрын

lol

@wiseoldowl1628

Жыл бұрын

I got a few ideas where u can push that pork..... Into the sausage machine!!!!

@GreedyOrange

Жыл бұрын

damn,watch out for the fbi,they killed the water car guy,so that must be a high priority for them too! best of luck zweistein!

@patrickbyrne5070

Жыл бұрын

@@OrdinarySausage I would love you to sing Mr Sausage bring me a sausage to the tune of Mr Sandman by the Chordettes - especially the cute bam bam bam intro please and thank you - kzread.info/dash/bejne/dYxol9KSptuqmaQ.html I have definitely not had it in my head all dang day..

@jackthewartortle9523

Жыл бұрын

I think pushed pork is a sausage, right? Because you push the pork

The fact that the grinder has lasted this long is a miracle.

@wigglyfruit4708

Жыл бұрын

Well it’s not the first grinder we’ve had 😅

@theadamant7125

Жыл бұрын

I think it’s ready to feature on a sausage KZread channel at a farm upstate

@toastedt140

Жыл бұрын

​@wigglyfruit4708 The grinder sponsor has yet to invent the technology that can contain this man's mad genius.

@fcon2123

Жыл бұрын

*drops pants to his ankles* Ole' gray mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be!

@DroppedMyMarbles

Жыл бұрын

@@wigglyfruit4708 didn't he get this one way back in the marie calendars chicken pot pie episode? Nearly 3 years aint bad lmao

Mr Sausage: uses rubber mallet to smash knife through frozen hot pocket Also Mr Sausage: “I need to sharpen this knife”

@OrdinarySausage

Жыл бұрын

I do though

@blarghchan

Жыл бұрын

@@OrdinarySausage You are the author of your own destruction, but I don't think I'm telling you anything you didn't already know.

@SmolPotatowo

Жыл бұрын

@@OrdinarySausage You aught to get a sausage cleaver at this point.

@BruceAlarie

Жыл бұрын

@@blarghchan i like that-authour of your own destruction lyrical! i like MY OWN WORSE ENEMY but its too Pink-y

@tryplot

Жыл бұрын

@@OrdinarySausage honestly a cleaver, machete, or a hatchet would be better for cutting through frozen stuff. I vote for cleaver as a machete or hatchet has a chance to cut the wood of your chopping board.

Ok when it won't blow, I think we dare need to ask, Will it Suck?

@OrdinarySausage

Жыл бұрын

You’re asking the important questions

@GTRRSS

Жыл бұрын

Uncharted territory.

@patrickbyrne5070

Жыл бұрын

@@GTRRSSthat’s real good way to get sick

@fakeuber8254

Жыл бұрын

@@patrickbyrne5070 sounds like you’re a coward

@Lazyboy5298

Жыл бұрын

Oh, it sucks all right...

I have never seen hot pockets so big before in my life. Glad we got a hybird sausage and nse episode together. He keeps innovating

@crash7976

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that's just the size of the original ones xD like everything else, they've shrunk over time

@MattTheKnife-

Жыл бұрын

@@crash7976 I've had them once, they're definitely bigger than even the pre-shrinkflation ones. And the bread to filling ratio is off; they're not very good

@richardred15

Жыл бұрын

Nobody realizing that even bigger hot pockets exist

I'm telling you, one day, this man is going to shatter the culinary world with one of his NSE discoveries and I'm commenting now to secure my place in history

A pizza with it's crust stuffed with Italian sausage and cheese sounds absolutely delicious.

@1downpoison

Жыл бұрын

Didn't Pizza Hut do something similar? Like a hot dog in the crust? A sausage would be much better.

That grinder deserves a Nobel prize.

Ordinary sausage: Boy I hope the grinder can handle one more sausage. Also ordinary sausage: Uses a cartoon mallet to prep ingredients.

Using a mallet with a knife to cut through a frozen hot pocket is not something I expected a human being to imagine as a reasonable solution, but here am I witnessing it.

i absolutely adore today's Sausage Score artwork

@meganium1337

Жыл бұрын

it’s giving edmund vibes

@Ashanmaril

Жыл бұрын

@@meganium1337 I was gonna say, definitely looks Isaac Rebirth inspired

“I love it when we sausage together” is definitely a top 10 hit.

Your grinder responds to doing its job the same way I do.

@BruceAlarie

Жыл бұрын

my job grinds MY gears

I know we get a lot of sausages that make water when you press them down for sausagification, but...Hot Pocket water is really upsetting to think about.

@FinnyMorris

Жыл бұрын

It was probably the ice melting since hot pockets come frozen

@sam_i_am1143

Жыл бұрын

Idk I think the pretzel water will forever be the most baffling

@Blackpapalink

Жыл бұрын

@Меаtсаnуоn 🅥 You're not MeatCanyon, stop it.

@Sandux930

Жыл бұрын

FakeCanyon

@Wulfjager

Жыл бұрын

Imagine a tall glass of every water there's been and give it a big ol gulp

It's always funny comparing low scoring sausages to the cat food one

I think it's about time for White Claw sausage, just in time for the summer!

If you make a Welch's fruit snacks sausage, you will make a lot of people very happy, myself included. Please, i beg of you, make a Welch's fruit snacks sausage!

Sausage crust pizza is the most complex threat I've ever heard.

I swear you’re the only channel where I don’t skip the in-video advertisements… in fact I often watch them more than once because of how funny they are 😂😂 Keep sausaging my guy 👌

"Oil your cutting board to extend its life span!" *Laughs while wielding a knife and mallet*

I bet his cutting board guy was thrilled when he saw Mr Sausage pull that mallet out

@glickspicks1969

Жыл бұрын

If you think about it from and R and D perspective, the cutting board guy is extracting valuable information about the durability and lifespan of his product. Like free user testing, or a highly chaotic user research group if said group was distilled down to one guy with an unwieldy sausaging dream. It's a win-win if you ask me.

I like it when we get an impromptu NSE mixed in with a regular episode. Edit: I think it's finally time for that grinder to retire...

@SmegmaGoblin

Жыл бұрын

Need a viking funeral for the grinder Time for the gasoline sausage.

@spectoestis3106

Жыл бұрын

I've been saying it!

I can't wait to see which knife company is brave enough to seek your endorsement for a line of products.

That grinder is a case study for the company lol they have video evidence how it works grinding different materials that no one in the world would think of putting into it

This was one of those episodes that had me on the edge of my seat start to finish.

A stuffed sausage crust pizza sounds like a gift from the gods, you should totally consider making that

i feel like this grinder is breathing its last breaths. mr sausage is single handedly carrying the meat grinder industry

Who else thinks the grinder deserves a full Viking funeral when it finally passes?

No lie, Sausage Crust Pizza sounds like the next big pizza innovation and you should market it to one of the big pizza chains.

@mikebutler4189

Жыл бұрын

I had a hotdog stuffed crust frozen pizza when I lived in germany. It was disappointing...but change the hotdog to maybe beef wellington sausage or something and we might be on to something.

@SixteenJacobsCreams

Жыл бұрын

already exists, pretty sure dominos does it

@twobeansonecream

Жыл бұрын

Yeah dominos absolutely does this already, and it's rancid

Not even a month in, and you're already smashing that cutting board with a hammer.

I really wasn’t expecting the Hot Pocket water 😮

Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.

2:05 That’s the big and bold water

That grinder is nearing the end of it's life. You may need a new one.

@OrdinarySausage

Жыл бұрын

I think you’re right

@FazcoinToyFreddy

Жыл бұрын

​@@OrdinarySausageUpload a burial of the grinder so we can all pay our respects

@Munchies2019

Жыл бұрын

@@FazcoinToyFreddy or better yet. Turn it into a sausage lol

@FazcoinToyFreddy

Жыл бұрын

@@Munchies2019 *yes*

You should somehow use compressed air to force it to blow when it doesn't blow, I think that would be funny. An air compressor and some sort of custom tube-to-hose adapter

Someone needs to make Mr Sausage a meat grinder with planetary gearbox lol This man needs MOAR TORQUE!!!!!!!

I love it when we sausage together will now be one of my favorite lines

A smoked hot pocket actually does sound good honestly

cool isaac sosig at the end

SURSTROMMING SAUSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"So that was a lotta time devoted to a whole lotta nothing." - my honest thoughts after finishing college

We might finally be coming to the day when the grinder has to retire :(

@OrdinarySausage

Жыл бұрын

I know :(

@TheBrianJ

Жыл бұрын

@@OrdinarySausage It had a long, honorable life of Sausage Service™

@IvanKowalenko

Жыл бұрын

It has gone to Meat it's Maker.

@BruceAlarie

Жыл бұрын

@@IvanKowalenko that grinds my gears! ha

A sausage episode and an NSE in the same video? Oh how you spoil us, Mr. Sausage! I also just realized "That's the XYZ water" has become the channel's "Whew! XYZ smoke. Don't breathe this!"

I love how Mr. Sausage busts a bit of a laugh at the beginning from the buffalo blast lmao

Liking the Binding of Isaac style rating at the end, if that's even what it is.

Unironically the best KZread channel in existence

Watching this grinder slow down and have more trouble grinding is like watching a grandparent getting dementia slowly

I am AMAZED his grinder hasn't burned out yet

GIVE ME GRAPE SAUSAGE

I've been waiting for a hot pocket for so long

Can't wait for the hot pocket water

that grinder is one of a kind. he's so tough.

The helium "nothin" after will it blow was a nice touch.

This show has really been a testament to this grinder. it's been through hell way outside its intended use and still kicking.

I second the idea for the stuffed sausage pizza

I was so happy the hot pockets didn't soak up the hot pocket water.

that grinder has been fightint for it life these past dew weeks

Mr. Sausage needs to get one of those huge industrial grinders that will even chew up bones they use for making chicken nuggets.

He sang Smokey Robinson and then smoked the sausage 😂 this guy is great

Perhaps a venture into the fantastical Pocket Sausage. I need sausage amazement that is portable.

Ok that was the funniest youtube ad ever.

3:54 - But will it throw? If you did that to any ordinary box art, maybe. But the SAUSAGE SLAYER does not fall so easily. He has endured countless battles, bursts, overseasonings, DQs, and blows in his quest for revenge. Why? Because they cooked his pet rabbit into a sausage!

2:15 sitting here on the toilet, watching this, I couldn’t agree more

What the sausages lack in blowing, Mr Sausage makes up in enthusiasm

I can't even think of Hot Pockets without hearing Jim Gaffigan whispering 'hot pockeeeets'.

The things that grinder has been through would leave any mere mortal a broken husk.

Your grinder sounds like the screaming of a thousand machines that have been submerged in strawberry jam and then forced to work for a mechanized overlord.

I just love the smoker episodes

That grinder longs for the sweet release of death.

When the grinder finally goes we need the Chicago version of a Norse funeral: grinder sausage

If you needed a mallet to cut through the hot pocket, it makes sense the grinder is gonna struggle.

I have no idea why but these videos more than any other always give me a jump scare when I’m listening on my headphones

My my aren’t you two close? that damn near killed me, almost fell off the shitter laughing so hard

The grinder falling apart arc reminds me of when Toonami used to do their own storylines for some reason

🎶 now the time is here, for sausages to appear 🎶

If you gave mr sausage a Damascus steel knife and expected him to not hit it with a hammer to cut a frozen solid hot pocket that’s really on you.

Idea for a good sausage make a thanksgiving sausage ... ground turkey, a but of stuffing mehby a single breadroll . Seasoning wise garlic,onion,salt,pepper,sage,rosemary i bet it would be awesome as long as you dont use to much stuffing

I’ve restrained myself up until now, but I would like to suggest a “Will it Patty” for any fillings that fail the “Will it Blow” test. Just push the filling out and make a “Sausage patty” on the flat top.

I would like an official funeral video for the grinder

Mr.sausage youre my hero

Remember, if you get a new grinder, you have to grind up the old one in it.

How can you not have a dozen grinder manufacturers begging to have their grinders featured on your channel??

“We’re gonna grind them frozen” I swear he just likes making it hard for himself lol. All they needed was a couple minutes in the microwave

I haven’t had hot pockets in forever. My favorite was meatball and marinara.🐸🍺🔪🔥

Smoked hot-pocket-sausage _or_ Smoked-hot-pocket sausage There can only be one.

*saws open frozen hot pockets* "man I gotta sharpen this knife"

I thinks it’s almost time to have a funeral for the grinder.

Good job, sausage man!

Those were the best 2-hour breadsticks I've ever seen- Oh, this was sausages..?

The grinder has been struggling for a while now lmao

“You cannot resist the will of the Sausage Maykr... for it was you who was meant to enforce it. Despite the burst of the casing, Earth will fall and my people will survive. I will answer the ruffalo’s prayers, reward those that believe.” -Sausage Eternal

Monsieur Sauságe, can you please explain to your loyal and adoring followers why you have yet to craft a Portillo's cake shake sausage? We would be ever so grateful if you might bless us with the gift of an Portillo's cake shake sausage.

I kinda feel like you should give your grinder a name, that way when it has trouble working you can say "Come on ____!" to give it extra support.

I thought the box art was an iron maiden parody and now I want one

"My my, aren't you two close", in that context, is truly horrifying.

I've been saying put a sausage within a sausage man! A sausage stuffed sausage like a stuffed crust pizza!

2:17 LegoSausage building his new weapon.

I smoked my sausage in a hot pocket once, hasn't been the same ever since.

I've been binging your videos on and off over the last few months, and youtube starts recommending me stuff i havent scrolled back to yet - Got me wondering, do you ever re-make sausages from past videos to have for back up dinner in case the video sausages are all bad that day?