"talking about character at their oldest" still chooses smash for Melisandre 😂

@themurrrr

2 жыл бұрын

Just keep the sex choker on!

@steelbear2063

2 жыл бұрын

I mean who wouldn't

@Magicalnora

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't read the terms and conditions there 😂

@JHawke1

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, all she has to do is keep the gem on

@claudiuspulcher2440

2 жыл бұрын

mad lad

The force with which he said Smash for Margaery and Oberyn is one of the most relatable things to ever leave Lord Glimbus' mouth

@MalloryNewcomb

2 жыл бұрын

I can totally imagine this setting the engine for MargaeryxOberyn fanfic

@AtunSheiFilms

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@CoRLex-jh5vx

2 жыл бұрын

@@MalloryNewcomb Hi, this is unrelated to your reply but I have (almost) the same last name as you. E on the end superiority

@FHT1883

2 жыл бұрын

@@AtunSheiFilms i like your content

@lysander3262

2 жыл бұрын

"I could get my brother and Oberyn, if that would help?"

I'm sorry Glidus, but Tywin is a smash, if only for Charles Dance's voice.

@michielwerring5846

2 жыл бұрын

SMASH

@michielwerring5846

2 жыл бұрын

SMASHING THAT LIKE BUTTON

@An0therPrince

2 жыл бұрын

“YOURE MY DAUGHTER”

@Shadowplay4Cats

2 жыл бұрын

So is Tyrion, Peter Dinklage is a snack

@katie1976

2 жыл бұрын

AGREED😔

*shakes Glidus violently* WHY DID HOU NOT TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY "THIS CHARACTER IS A DOG" WHEN IT WAS THE HOUND'S TURN AHHHHH

@rambard5599

Жыл бұрын

This character is a horse... and a dog. ... ... smash.

@jordanschoepke1864

10 күн бұрын

Because he's clearly a horse

Oberyn: smash The mountain agrees

@ArukiTsukaru

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this 😂 *wheezes until death follows*

@azurantoleon7003

Жыл бұрын

still too soon

Passing on Olena Tyrell? Whatever, it's your call, but you're missing out on someone who has *honed* *their* *craft,* proudly.

@MalloryNewcomb

2 жыл бұрын

Another question for the philosophers?

@TheMortimar

2 жыл бұрын

The only way to play Your sister's bethrothed.

@ghfudrs93uuu

2 жыл бұрын

@@MalloryNewcomb Balzac wrote a book about that

@lysander3262

2 жыл бұрын

A sword swallower through and through!

@KS-xk2so

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was the wrong call. Olena sucked such a mean cock that she got Luthor Tyrell to nix all the families plans and demand to marry her lol. Plus as an old broad she can give a true "gummer". Huge mistake!

The double smash shout on Margaery and Oberyn really did it for me lol

@NoCryinRyan

Жыл бұрын

Had to play that back a few times ‘cause I couldn’t see who was after Oberyn I was laughing so hard 😂

@robjgolde3221

10 ай бұрын

SMASH! SMAASSHHH! But seriously, smashes all day.

YOU REALLY PASSED ON CHARLES DANCE? Glidus, we need to have words.

@oOoCassandraSteeloOo

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously, my thoughts exactly. He would smash this one dude for his voice, but not Charles Dance? DID YOU HEAR CHARLES DANCE TALK? :D

@michielwerring5846

2 жыл бұрын

@@oOoCassandraSteeloOo I think we speak for everyone that Tywin Lannister's voice should be enough to satisfy anyone's cravings. ... and for his age he does not look half-bad neither in a swimsuit ._.

@MalloryNewcomb

2 жыл бұрын

@@michielwerring5846 Keeps himself in impeccable shape! It is known.

@mratkovich

2 жыл бұрын

He’s too shy

@tywinlannister8341

2 жыл бұрын

Madness, madness and stupidity!

Bran isn't a character, he's a plot device.

@stefanfilipovits21

2 жыл бұрын

But he has “the best story” 🙄

@PlatinumAltaria

2 жыл бұрын

@@stefanfilipovits21 Remember: "the best" does not mean good. And with the final season we have destroyed any character who might've had a chance to have a better story.

@lololulu1238

2 жыл бұрын

I can never tell whether people are talking about bran as in the cripple, or bron as in tyrions bodyguard because people always spell them both bran

@MrImastinker

2 жыл бұрын

He *was* a character. Then he became a lousy plot device.

@fips4595

2 жыл бұрын

This character is a tree

The tension i felt during the pause after "this character is a dog..." Surprised me

@infinityalbi9840

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@victormeunier9075

10 ай бұрын

Same. ^^

says not into dad energy, still says smash to ned stark lmao

@magnus75damkier

2 жыл бұрын

Literally the one true (thematic) daddy of the series

@MalloryNewcomb

2 жыл бұрын

@@magnus75damkier just like cat is the mom and so he said yeah but felt weird about it

@TunezCottage

2 жыл бұрын

and Stannis, the daddiest character of them all

@sparklegirl1006

Жыл бұрын

DILFs!!!

@vilcornu159

Жыл бұрын

And Tormund lmao…

This man is so committed to not make the No One piss take and I fully respect it

@steelbear2063

2 жыл бұрын

Yay I gave you the 69th like

@bluey8302

2 жыл бұрын

SMASH

@Informatic1

2 жыл бұрын

“They ALL matter to me”

@hydromancer4916

2 жыл бұрын

Forget pisstakes, I want GoT review.

@lukaslambs5780

2 жыл бұрын

I mean do you want to rewatch that episode?

Truly following in GRRM’s footsteps, Glimbus refuses to finish his magnum opus pisstakes, instead creating side content that, while interesting, ISN’T THE SEASON 6 OR 5 PISSTAKES

@chideraalexanderdex547

2 жыл бұрын

I second this

@josephjackson9679

2 жыл бұрын

Im going to title my suicide note: "WAITING FOR WINDS"

@lachumayo

2 жыл бұрын

trully cannot wait for season 5 pisstake on Stannis death or him burning his daughter omg

@cadenstokes4563

2 жыл бұрын

I just want the Viserys GOT review 😔

@CommanderLongJohn

2 жыл бұрын

I also want S3/4 piss takes, more light needs shed on the earlier seasons and how they're very-very far from perfect... The more I re-watch the more and more I keep on finding, like a loose thread just pull on it and pretty soon the entire fucking sweater is undone and there's a pool of yarn 🥴

Did my guy really just pass on Barristan fuckin’ Selmy?!

@lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865

2 жыл бұрын

passin' where he should've been smashin'

@stefanfilipovits21

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865 Barristan serves with pride

@StormShadowHarris

2 жыл бұрын

Well the showrunners did so anything's possible.

@lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865

2 жыл бұрын

@@stefanfilipovits21 Barristan passed on Glidus, he is of the true steel.

@stefanfilipovits21

2 жыл бұрын

@@StormShadowHarris ZING!

I’m more mad that he passed on Osha

@damianshaw8456

2 жыл бұрын

+

love how he passed for Theon, but Greyworm is so fucking hot he smashed anyway

@andromidius

2 жыл бұрын

I mean Greyworm makes it work. It is known.

@TunezCottage

2 жыл бұрын

It's because he'd be smashing Greyworm, but he'd want to be smashed by Theon

@Catullus_J_5

2 жыл бұрын

@@andromidius It is known

@pmc8451

2 жыл бұрын

Pffft Grey worm is such a soft boi, he’d constantly be asking if he’s doing ok and then get all angsty about it afterwards before telling you how you just don’t understand Radiohead on the same level as he does

@kingofthemonsters8357

Жыл бұрын

He doesn’t discriminate against eunuchs.

I'm glad we're all in agreement that Viserys was the hottest Targaryen.

@syrnvalaekar

2 жыл бұрын

OMG I'M NO MORE ALONE IN THE VISERYS THIRST CLUB 😭😭😭🎉

@mappingshaman5280

Жыл бұрын

Bloodraven: Am I a joke to you?

@carlmcgrath484

Жыл бұрын

Bro forgot Maester Aemon existed

@simongosimon

Жыл бұрын

I Mean, Emilia Clarke is right there

@TaeSunWoo

Жыл бұрын

Rhaenyra and Daenerys: “are we jokes to you?”

The slightly-too-long pause for animals, children and dragons cracks me up every time

If Big Barry The Bold isn’t a smash, we aren’t watching the same show

@stefanfilipovits21

2 жыл бұрын

For real, more like Barristan the sexy

@steelbear2063

2 жыл бұрын

@@stefanfilipovits21 Bruh when he started taking his armor off my Wall melted. No homo tho

@Nosliw837

2 жыл бұрын

You know what they say. Warrior on the streets, terrible in the sheets. Solid pass.

@lysander3262

2 жыл бұрын

Rumor says he prefers the sewer entrance

@KS-xk2so

2 жыл бұрын

Barry the Bold died in that hallway because he tripped mid fight over his enormous cock. Guy's a stallion. Smash ALL DAY!

This character is a beetle Olsen Lanister: SMAäAß

whenever he comes across a child or an animal i breathe a sigh of relief as he ends up making the right choice after taking a moment to answer

@kmshana94

2 жыл бұрын

although he smashed Drogon but not Ghost... i demand a recount

@stijndemmers4591

2 жыл бұрын

Only one slip up but we all make misstakes in the heat of passion

@Devynwithawhy

2 жыл бұрын

Those pauses tho.

@BrandonPrentice

Жыл бұрын

He did smash Drogo the horse

@coffeewolfproductions9113

Ай бұрын

​@@kmshana94A true D&D player at heart

Not gonna lie, I can respect the Catelyn Smash

@MalloryNewcomb

2 жыл бұрын

Lol that’s why he gave it… out of respect. 🤪

@noahmclaughlin7921

Жыл бұрын

I agree, although I can’t respect the Tyrion pass

I respect TF out of a guy who is so willing to admit he'd smash both grey worm and ramsey bolton in the same 20 seconds. You are amazing AF for making me laugh for an entire 7 mins!

@KS-xk2so

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah... smash to both a guy with no cock and a guy who cuts off cocks.... odd view into his preferences lol

the breathiness of this video is amazing. It's like I can physically feel each frustrated sigh. amazing. glidus number one game of thrones content creator of all time. objectively correct list.

@StormShadowHarris

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the tension in those pauses. "This character is a child.... ... ...... ...pass."

@jito7377

2 жыл бұрын

Wonderful voicing with little words and much breathing.

@HonkDinkRatTurd

Жыл бұрын

@@callmecatalyst *boils milk and pours it on your keyboard*

@sentientmustache8360

Жыл бұрын

“HOOOOOAAAAGH” -Gligar

Excuse you how was “smash but only his voice” not the verdict on Roose and Tywin but it was on the bank guy?!?

@pmc8451

2 жыл бұрын

Roose and Tywin are fine if you want Dominance & Control, that’s all they convey with their voice. Tycho has an elegant, seductive & sensual voice.

@charybdiscoco6788

10 ай бұрын

They’re both so fine even without the voice i would never pass

@masterexploder9668

3 ай бұрын

He has no idea what happens when the Roose is Loose.

the "smash smash smash smash" at Viserys is very relatable lolol

I appreciate the "what the fuck's a Lommy?" reference.

The desperate horniness of the Oberyn smash is the biggest mood in the entire video xD

‘He looks so English’ Literally over half the cast: ‘U wot m8’

@AbdulRahman-vy7ko

2 ай бұрын

SHAHJAJA he was such a smash thooo

The pauses between "this character is a child/animal" and saying pass are like just long enough to be so uncomfortable

Taking a page out of Martin's book, I see. Not focusing on your main series, while distracting us with sex. Well played.

You may earn the only downvote of your life for passing on Tywin

@kkandsims4612

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

GLIDUS, YOU'VE MADE US AAAAANGRY, GLIDUS!!!

@johnlienhart2717

2 жыл бұрын

We wanty pissy take Glidum!

@michielwerring5846

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnlienhart2717 no we want smash tywin ._.

I was about 90% sure you would say smash on all the animal characters 🤣

@personafanatic4597

2 жыл бұрын

he did for a couple of them lol one of direwolves and one of the dragons i think

@oppionatedindividual8256

Жыл бұрын

@@camillosteuss he’s a lion clearlt

Glümbüs, what dark force compelled you to pass on Chadmure?! But you made up for it by triple-smashing Viserys, so all is well.

@MalloryNewcomb

2 жыл бұрын

A woman of culture demanding explanation for the passing of “Chadmure”

@StartTheJoust

Жыл бұрын

Big E deserves better

When he passed on Tywin, Kevin and little finger i audibly gasped.

100% convinced you were gonna say "This character is Welsh" for the Night King but kept laughing at the joke. And Unless you tell me otherwise I will go to my grave thinking that

ME: *Waiting for the next pisstake, not all these side projects* GLIDUS: “I know, I know, for many of you out there, only one of those projects matters. I am sorry for you. They ALL matter to me.”

@Rocsanna

2 жыл бұрын

But I mean, no lavish coffee table book... so, there's that

@TotallyRadicalShow

2 жыл бұрын

Me waiting for the third part of the Price of Life and Death theory: 💀💀💀

@lysander3262

2 жыл бұрын

I hear Glidus is writing the pisstake for Wild Cards, next...

@ILikedGooglePlus

Жыл бұрын

Less is not none

You had me at illyn Payne “I feel he would be gentle” 😂😂 💀

If you're committed to doing anything but pisstakes, I have an idea for you : why not a video ranking every POV characters on the basis of how consistently entertaining/interesting their chapters are ? (which character has the best pov chapters basically)

@PlantFriendDownTheStreet

2 жыл бұрын

This would be hilarious I hope he does a few of these and then never makes anymore

@someanimal3506

2 жыл бұрын

Second this!

@pmc8451

2 жыл бұрын

God that sounds boring

@megamovieman101

2 жыл бұрын

Jon, Tyrion, Jaime, Barristan, Victarion and Theon are the most interesting to me. Arya, Bran, Sansa, Brienne, Catelyn, Sam, Davos, Aeron, Cersei, and Eddard were all somewhere in the middle. The least are probably Dany, Arianne, Quentyn and Arys (man I just find Dorne so slow). In regards to Prologue/Epilogue characters I’d say: Kevan > Varamyr > Chett > Merrett > Cressen > Will > Pate I would be curious to hear Glimbo’s list

@grandkhan9261

2 жыл бұрын

@@megamovieman101 i'm interested as to what made you put Victarion that high. I definitely wouldn't have put him above Cersei or Ned. Bran is dead last for me along with Dany. their chapters just stopped being interesting to me after book one, with maybe a few exceptions. The Dorne plot I kinda liked, maybe because I watched GOT up to season 5 first and compared to the show's Dorne plot, the book one was solid gold lol. Also I don't remember any of Quentyn's chapters except for his last, which was hilarious And Jaime would defo my fave here.

This is the kind of thoughtful and in depth textual analysis that I've come not only to expect from this channel, but to love and crave near-insatiably.

this has been the longest 7 minutes in my life also cant believe you missed saying "this character is the one true king" at Stannis smh

@MalloryNewcomb

Жыл бұрын

My favorite comment of them all

this would be a perfect drinking game if you take a shot every time glombus says in disbelief "this character is a [dog/horse/dragon/child/etc]" and take two for Lyanna

Passing on Osha? She’s the woman who oozes more sensuality than everyone else in the serie. Not necessarily the most good looking but you can believe she is up to “wild things”

@MalloryNewcomb

2 жыл бұрын

It’s that face. Natalia Tena is one of the most beautiful women on the show but in an unconventional way. Theon didn’t stand a chance against her and then she used the haze to help the boys escape

@davidesguario9729

2 жыл бұрын

@@MalloryNewcomb that s right, Tena’s face is beautiful in an unconventional way, but it’s also the vibes she gives. Body language, stare and feminine swagger.

@TheStraightestWhitest

Жыл бұрын

Bruh I thought I was nuts. Always found her among the most attractive women on the show.

@SaberRexZealot

Жыл бұрын

Yeah no way I’d pass on her - she’s gorgeous.

@masterexploder9668

3 ай бұрын

She's hot, it might not be so "in your face" hot as an unwashed Wildling always in rags, but she is.

I can't believe you passed on Osha :o But respectable list. I'm patiently awaiting the next Viserys erotic fanfic on your second channel to celebrate this milestone :)

@damianshaw8456

2 жыл бұрын

+++++

Salladhor "But Glidus you don't know how persuaisive I can be".

This this is what George would’ve wanted

I'm a straight 20 year old male and you made me discover that I would smash Roose and now I do not know how to feel

@unratutox1543

2 жыл бұрын

Don't we all wanna smash Roose Bolton?

@carlhiller9659

2 жыл бұрын

@@unratutox1543 it is that voice man. Dude could read the season 8 script and make it interesting

@didrikmesicek4825

2 жыл бұрын

We all want that ancient vampire cock, it's natural

@rightwingersexposed8800

2 жыл бұрын

Roose bolton? You are into psychopaths lol

This characters a dragon . . . Smash

"This character is a horse" damn that a sneaky joke absolutely hilarious

@mothercommunism9739

2 жыл бұрын

mate i'm so slow can you explain the joke

@ifly6

2 жыл бұрын

@@mothercommunism9739 There's a bunch of fan theories that a bunch of characters are in fact horses or have turned into horses. They were documented in a collab done recently where he had various GoT YT'ers guess which theories were real or fake.

@mothercommunism9739

2 жыл бұрын

@@ifly6 damn that's crazy.. anyway thanks!

@deepbluebeer

Жыл бұрын

​@@ifly6 OHHH SNAP LMAOO thought like them bitches carry the show so hard they got called horses🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

The most enthusiastic smash for Oberyn is the truest statement I've heard

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart Glidus, for smashing at least one of the dragons. I was incredibly close to un-subscribing.

About Ser Robert Strong: This character is an undead zombie of a sadistic monster (who I already smashed)

Tywin Lannister is always a smash

Any man who passes Tywin Lannister is no true man >: (((

When you got to the Night King you should've said, "Why is Rhaegar on here twice?"

This character is a dRAgOn- Smash. I was waiting for it tbh

YO DID YOU JUST PASS ON EDMURE “BIG E” TULLY? Glimbus I thought we had something.

Wow Littlefinger, Edd and the Waif REALLY confused him, he seemed VERY uncertain with passing them

@MalloryNewcomb

2 жыл бұрын

Surprised he passed on Edd for some reason. Edd was the guy that was Jon’s successor right?

@megamovieman101

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, Edd’s very underrated. But I think Show Edd’s asexual so maybe he’d appreciate the fact that Glidus passed on him lol

@lilymartin8757

2 жыл бұрын

He passed on littlefinger because he's mine

Glimbo's smashing characters like Cousin Olson's smashing beetles.

You finally reached double funny numbers, congrats Glidus

Love how no one is pointing out the audible moans every time he's gotta think about it.

"This character is a dragon...? ...Smash!" Is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

I like how Margaery Tyrrell made you go full cave man

So many clear smashes went to pass what in the world… Bobby B is a smash at any time. Gods he was thicc then

@kirby7294

Жыл бұрын

Thoros of Myr is a smash

Says pass for Theon because of his... problem. But still chose to Smash Greyworm

My favourite thing about Glidus videos is the chaotic bisexual energy

So many smashable dads you passed, you need a second member to help you differentiate the smashable old dudes from the passable ones

my man did not just pass on Tywin

Ilyn Payne: 👁️👄👁️ Glidus: “He’d be gentle”

Passed on Tyrion? Bruh, Peter Dinklage is a handsome man no matter how awful his character is from S5 and on

@garyoak3536

2 жыл бұрын

I've read too many scenes of Tyrion finishing in three thrusts to want to get in on that

@AlbertAlbertB.

2 жыл бұрын

Pass

Imagine not smashing the dragons

@Grivehn

2 жыл бұрын

Especially the undead one.

Respect for Stannis smash even if you're not into dad energy

"I feel like he'd be gentle-" Barely half second passes, "Pass" ... You got something you wanna tell us Glimbus?

With Ser Ponce I was kind of hopping you'd say "This character is azor ahai"

The delayed pass on Ghost. 😅

5:57 i love the reference joke :D "what the fucks a lommy?"

The only person more enthusiastic about smashing Oberyn than Glidus was Ser Gregor

How the fuck you gonna pass tywin AND liddlefimbers *AND* Bobby B!?! Edit: was really hoping you'd say "this character is rhaegar" for NK.

Smash Rhaegar pass Night King? Not very Glidus of you

"I feel like he'd be gentle... pass."

The "What the fu*k is this?" at Lommy made me chuckle...during a meeting. I had to play it off with a fake cough and everything. ...so, thanks for that.

Fellow bisexual here and fully in agreement except for passing on Tobias Menzies, he’s weirdly hot to me despite the doofus dad energy that Edmure has Edit: And Peter Dinklage smh

@derekwd33

Жыл бұрын

Same- but upset u didn’t include Mossador and smash!

@thing_under_the_stairs

Ай бұрын

Yeah, Edmure is the only character that I've seen Tobias Menzies play that doesn't have the same amount of chaotic bisexual energy as Glimbus himself!

"i feel like he'd be gentle" 😭

for melisandre according to the rules you have to smash at her oldest in the show so.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ careful who u smash

@stevenfraserprice

2 жыл бұрын

true this was show version

Anyone one of us would take our chances with Pod the Rod.

It’s somehow the most high effort low effort content

Bro you really gonna pass on Dolorous Ed? Wack.

Passing on Olenna Tyrell is to ignore the entire reason she became Olenna TYRELL

nailed the breathing into the mic during every decision all of these videos do. love it.

I genuinely appreciate the the ambiguous bisexuality of this! Fun and progressive!

@MalloryNewcomb

Жыл бұрын

Since I can’t tell if he’s actually into the dudes or not after this vid, ambiguously bi is a perfect description

Thank you for the sustenance Lord Glimbus

I like how you have to specify the child and dog characters and then you take an accusatory pause

Stannis the one true smash! If you pass now they will call you the KZreadr who passed. This smash is his by right

I never thought anyone could make me smile for 7 minutes straight... Thanks man!

You pass Tyrion?? That guy has probably smashed the most in Westeros 😂

@rambard5599

Жыл бұрын

I think that honor goes to Oberyn. Dude must be riddled with STDs, Gregor did him a favor killing him before the siphilis got him.

My new favorite video of yours for sure

Cannot believe you'd smash *Ramsey* and not Tyrion or Tywin or Olenna.

this the kind of content i’ve been longing for

That agonized SMAAASH on Margaery. Same.