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@omorr1

2 ай бұрын

Hi

@V4MPIRE_VR

2 ай бұрын

sick :)

@Unmustache1

2 ай бұрын

What if I say no, by chance?

@NITE_CALEB

2 ай бұрын

W tam edits as usual

@-en_x3

2 ай бұрын

February 29th lol. I'm guessing this was uploaded a couple days later than planned. All good king.

One of my favorite dynamics here on KZread is Jordan saying the most outlandish shit while Nick desperately tries to save both of them from being cancelled.😂

@jackstar7204

2 ай бұрын

A very delicate game of tug-of-war

@jdat6960

2 ай бұрын

Thank you Jordan for always saying the wildest things

@robmacher3253

2 ай бұрын

It's not even just Nick doing that, that happens all the time on the Underdogs as well. Anyone remember "Quickie"?

@mattthiel2050

2 ай бұрын

7:42 you sure about that?

@Maglor-ik2us

2 ай бұрын

i love the 999 likes

Alternate title: Poppt1 debates for 2 minutes if it is morally correct to smash diddy kong

@ona512

2 ай бұрын

lol

@tswrangle1000

2 ай бұрын

That's a child

@ona512

2 ай бұрын

@@tswrangle1000 monke 🐒🐒🐒

@mobgabriel1767

Ай бұрын

​@@tswrangle1000 and a monkey

@matadorc9990

Ай бұрын

@@tswrangle1000 Ok ,so?

Cant wait for the universe to be destroyed by sephiroth 80 times

@gamingsquared4206

2 ай бұрын

Wdym?

@asterlofts1565

2 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, Steve: I have the POWER OF THE CREATIVE MODE AND GOD ITSELFT MY GUY.

@mintystingmoon4787

2 ай бұрын

Too bad Supernova isn’t game accurate time-wise. Then we’d have a whole movie’s length of Supernovas to watch.

@AxlAllen-td8dk

2 ай бұрын

Don't worry you are only dreaming he can do another 80 times

@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond

2 ай бұрын

Mario and Luigi could still kick his ass though

Finally, Biblically Lore Accurate representation of what it’s like to use PK Starstorm in EarthBound.

@kdlsimondistefan47

2 ай бұрын

I actually grinded to get Starstorm in Mother 3, it was beautiful

@cloudleoricrivera5010

2 ай бұрын

​@@kdlsimondistefan47 You literally get starstorm by pulling the second to last needle

@kdlsimondistefan47

2 ай бұрын

@@cloudleoricrivera5010 Then what did I grind for? I remember I grinded for a skill for Kumatora... Now I not going to sleep thinking about it Like it may seem like a joke, but I remember looking up what Kumatora learns, thinking "yeah I want all" and grinding for them

@fangslime

2 ай бұрын

Probably PK Ground.

@kdlsimondistefan47

2 ай бұрын

@@fangslime probably, for the record, I finished Mother 3 in 2017, so I guess I can be forgiven for that mistake xd

I think you two are severely underestimating the potential popularity of Meta Knight ASMR, that voice is gonna do numbers. And he definitely needs the money. No way the Halberd isn't expensive as all hell.

@toast348

2 ай бұрын

Didn't he build the halberd himself

@unoriginal2552

2 ай бұрын

*Meta Knight leans in closer to the microphone "know my power."

@nurhusninaalya300

2 ай бұрын

​@@toast348 he needs some money for the tools and supplies.

@cloudleoricrivera5010

2 ай бұрын

​@@unoriginal2552 C O M E

@Emmet0223

2 ай бұрын

He can do an amazing cover of "Thats what the mask is" by dream 100% frfr

22:53 this feels so in character Sephiroth just casually grabbing Richter and blowing him up

@amaterasu1145

2 ай бұрын

it was smooth to at first i thought he dodged behind but then saw he got grabbed i guess it was 1 frame after he had grabbed he tried to dodge and low and behold he was dead

3:28 as a splatoon lore fan, from all that i know, inklings ink is not toxic to humans. the reason the inkings die to the ink is that they have VERY thin skin that can absorb liquids easily. and if they absorb to bmuch water or enemey ink, their skin cant take it and they explode. neat!

@Pearl_Blossom

2 ай бұрын

All Nick would have to do to beat one is use Water Gun, the Pokemon move or just an actual water gun

@TheJezterGuy

2 ай бұрын

@@Pearl_Blossom they need to be completely submerged for that to work unfortunately

@Pearl_Blossom

2 ай бұрын

@@TheJezterGuy no, the enemy ink goes through their thin skin because it travels at a high velocity, water from a water gun would also travel fast enough to penetrate their skin and splat them. *Splashing* them with water wouldn't be enough, but *shooting* them with any liquid would follow the same physics as enemy ink

@toastghost4320

2 ай бұрын

@@Pearl_Blossom But you see, they are a Glass cannon. A highly pressurized shot from a charger would kill a human, and so would the high differences in air pressure from the killer wail

@TheJezterGuy

2 ай бұрын

@@Pearl_Blossom Fair point

19:14 I think what happened was Nick used the final smash at the same time he hit the blast-zone. This caused the following events to occur: 1. Nick hits the blast-zone and the game puts the character into the "knocked-out" state. 2. Nick uses the Final Smash. This causes the character to go from the "knocked-out" to "using final smash" state. 3. The game detects that the character is not in the "knocked-out" state and KOs them again, causing the loss of another stock. 4. The character goes back into the "using final smash" state on their own due to the animation of the final smash. 5. Events 3 and 4 repeat every frame until Nick is out of stocks. This also happens with the Turbo mod if you spam attacks while in the blast-zone, but it only removes one stock per time you do it.

5:40 Xenoblade expert here, if you count the City house names in Xenoblade 3 as canon last names (which makes sense because they’re used as the city folk’s last names), then Pyra and Mythra’s last name would be Rhodes.

@GamerSapss

2 ай бұрын

If I where to read super hard into it and go "well actually", is that their last name, or is it Rex's and they adopt it after getting together with him? Because these are supposed to be them in Xeno 2, where they most likely hadn't taken the last name of Rex

@lorenzopastorelli1114

2 ай бұрын

Does this mean they’re gonna finish the story?

@MidwestMachete

2 ай бұрын

@@lorenzopastorelli1114I get it!

@GRK_21387

2 ай бұрын

@@GamerSapss isnt rex related to addam? so im pretty sure rex would have addam's last name,i think addam would have a last name cause royalty but i forgot what it was

The epitome of “Yeah…that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation”

@rathbunyasok7179

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I was held hostage

7:46 the silence that speaks louder than words...

@facepwnagewtf

2 ай бұрын

Oh Jordan you sweet summer child.

@arandomname3575

24 күн бұрын

Ye

@arandomname3575

24 күн бұрын

​@@facepwnagewtfhe just said he wanted to smash a monkey

14:34 The look of a girl that is about to message a Canadian on Discord to teach her how to play King K. Rool to get back at her boyfriend...

@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies

2 ай бұрын

Wait, you're telling me King of Skill is from Canada? Why do so many of the KZreadrs I know come from Canada?

@Hes_Gone

2 ай бұрын

​@@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookiesbc Canada it's a W country

@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies

2 ай бұрын

@@Hes_Gone Eh, what can I say. all I know is that Vancouver Velocity is my second favorite city track from Mario Kart Tour, which doesn't say a lot, because Bangkok Rush is also among my favorites and Thailand is arguably the worst country to live in out of all the countries represented by these city tracks.

@Delightfullyimpish

Ай бұрын

That is oddly specific

10:23 That question. When *Sonic* was rolled. *Literally Sonic '06 moment*

@TRJames5914

2 ай бұрын

exactly what I was thinking LMAO

@kappadarwin9476

2 ай бұрын

If Sonic's Final Smash didn't get nerfed. I'd do it. That FS was so broken it was unfair.

@789TurquoiseHeartBoi

2 ай бұрын

It would have been more funny if they knew that scene of Elise kissing Sonic XD

15:35, someone PLEASE show this to Peanut, I'm dying out of laughter here XD

19 күн бұрын

As a DHD main, I got sad.

All their morals out the window instantly to get a final smash button.

5:52 "You have to watch a whole cutscene every time" So... nothing changed? 😂

Ain‘t no way you‘re beating Villager in arn wrestling. All he does all day is chop down trees, dig holes and polevault across rivers. Dude is jacked!

7:40 I love how, if Jordan got Sonic, the answer would have been an automatic yes since there's already an official Sonic channel with millions of subs

Nick: These are the worst two characters for this Jorden: m o n k e y

@True-Awkwardness

2 ай бұрын

*shows lucas instead of toon link*

@Hes_Gone

2 ай бұрын

Lucas kinda smashable tho-

@mycatnamedseven-up9726

2 ай бұрын

​@@Hes_GoneYou leave my boy alone!!😣

@Hes_Gone

2 ай бұрын

@@mycatnamedseven-up9726 noooo, just kidding, he's my precious pk boy too :((

9:12 : True gamers right there, anything for the win. But I hope they like the couch, 'cause they're not leaving it for a good two weeks after that.

22:13 Bro literally entered the Z-axis.

The fact that Jordan was actually debating the question about Diddy Kong 😭

@Firethorn.gaming

2 ай бұрын

And then immediately said no to kissing Sonic.

19:13 "bro look i'm falling omg, oh wait" *accidentaly kills himself* -thicknick 2024 Edit: 100 likes!?

@Momoco926

2 ай бұрын

I am more shocked his 3 stocks just depleted after that

@santiagovaliente2681

2 ай бұрын

@@Momoco926 i didn't notice that until i send that coment

@amaterasu1145

2 ай бұрын

@@Momoco926the game probably bugged since he popped his ult right as he was about to die making it kill him three times instead of one it was very interesting and didnt know that could happen i also didnt know that multiple ultimate's could break the entire world and make the sky fall

@foxtrap86flame

2 ай бұрын

Game said, “nah you cheating” and put an end to it immediately.

7:47 Nah Pyra wouldn't have the self confidence to do that tbh.

@chuckokler7021

2 ай бұрын

Yeah. Pyra isn’t kinky. She just has a pure personality

@Just_Bingle

2 ай бұрын

😏

@L05T_50ULZz

2 ай бұрын

Mythra on the other hand-

@chuckokler7021

2 ай бұрын

@@L05T_50ULZz Yeah I don’t think so… In the game, she explicitly states that she hates perverts, so she would probably not be selling her body online.

@Joker-51

2 ай бұрын

I could honestly see Pyra as a cooking content creator, she knows how to make good food. Not sure what Mythra would do though.

7:50 the way Nick just looks at the camera. We all know what he was thinking, and he's absolutely goddamn right.

That final battle oh my god. How do the stocks and time just exit and such a perfect moment? 10/10 writing for an unscripted masterpiece.

4:04 "Wait, so I can spam my final smash" - Poppet 1

16:23 As someone working on putting on literally any muscle at all, strong hugs are good hugs so long as they don't crush you. If Ryu was being gentle, he'd give great hugs.

7:53 don’t look at us like that Nick 😭

18:50 yeah, he's also like 8 inches tall. That race is probably like a metre long.

20:05 the spongebob edit was top tier lmao

Kirby is canonically 8 inches tall so dedede isn't much bigger thus making a race against him super easy

@logandamudkip4212

19 күн бұрын

That's been retconed since atleast Kirby Forgotten Land cause you see them next to objects made by humans and Kirby has been estimated to be atlest 1 to 2 feet tall. 🤓

22:21 is literally Gojo vs Sukuna with the domain expansions and the one who hits it a millisecond faster wins!

8:28 Yeah, this one is wrong. Charizard is 5' 7" tall, and you're 1' 8" tall, being a piplup and all. You're way shorter.

@melissatgdfxgxdsfdddtesigh2055

15 күн бұрын

DUDE NICK ISNT LITERALLY A PIPLUP

As a splatoon fan, I can say with 100% certainty that Nick could definitely take an inkling in a fight lol, their ink is only harmful to each other and would just get him wet like anything else if they tried shooting him with it. They might be a little hard for him to get his hands on though.

@toastghost4320

2 ай бұрын

I think if a jet of super pressurized bolt of liquid from something like a charger or a stingray would kill a human. But if we're going for smash weapons, the air pressure from the killer wail would also kill. Plus I'm pretty sure inklings are pretty strong, as it's canon they can jump 6 feet into the air, although minus they are also canonically 13 years old.

@folmhaigh039

2 ай бұрын

@@toastghost4320 however their weapons, all of them, scale to being able to send octavios fist flying back at him which means they can take that level of power (scaling puts it firmly wall level) and their stuff is sound based, plus he's literally trying to hit a liquid, you ever tried to punch water? it just moves out of the way

@broncos435

20 күн бұрын

@@toastghost4320 6 foot vertical??? an inkling would have the craziest shoryu of all time omg

@toastghost4320

20 күн бұрын

@@broncos435 yea, it says on one of the sunken scrolls they can jump 5 feet high. (I had forgotten the exact number at the time, but still very high)

The stage about to explode for this mod

10:30 IM SORRY 😂😂 WHEN IT COMES TO DIDDY ITS OK. N- oh yeah…

15:45 oh no Peanut 🤣🤣 You can't let this pass !

22:13 “Squidward! The sky had a baby!”

Can't wait to watch the Australian loose repeatedly and call it luck

7:53 If you know, you know. 😂😂😂

@sharpeducatorskids145

2 күн бұрын

Oh God

15:02 Once again, a disgrace to Duck Hunts everywhere.

@thegovialjiraffe

2 ай бұрын

Very true 😔

As a splatoon fan, just bring water for an easy win

@folmhaigh039

2 ай бұрын

as a splatoon fan, you'd have to be able to push them into water deep enough to submerge them, and if he gets a bucket they get their wall level weapons, not a good plan lol

3:21 they are basicaly teens that do a lot of airsoft. Its weird how resistant and strong they are though. They can disolve if there is to much of another liquid but can super jump realy high and far at realy fast speeds whenever they want.

I love how nick says absurd shit and Jordan counteracts with "wot?" 😂

19:52 DK: Yep, that's me....I bet you're wondering how I got in this situation.

@isaac..gamezz2777

Ай бұрын

Correction. *gorilla noises*

20:37 Now that's going into the Great Book Of Grudges.

1:30 I LOVE CHANGING SEASONS

@DoubleJ466

Ай бұрын

We all do

I was not expecting the diddy kong one

12:54 EDITOR ?! YOU KNOW RUNE FACTORY 4 ?! You are the best i ever saw

3:23 Yes, *goes into 8 paragraph long essay on how inklings are superior because something called evolution exists*

Ok, what the absolute f*ck just happened

18:40 kirby is 8 inches tall, and dedede is two or 3 times that, he runs fast for his size, but you beat him in a race for sure because he's so small.

@Captain_Hiro03

2 ай бұрын

To be fair, canonical size is not Kirby's strong suit. Although Kirby is about 8 inches tall in the opening of Dream Buffet, he is shown to be at least 2 feet tall in Forgotten Land (somewhat vague) and at least a third of Samus's height in Dreamland 3 (5-2). Dedede is a worse case because his height changes constantly.

@folmhaigh039

2 ай бұрын

yea but he also scales to kirby and the warp star which is ftl+ sooooo

@r.henryjr.1533

2 ай бұрын

@@folmhaigh039 Shut up.

ALWAYS A GREAT DAY WHEN THE LEADER OF THE TCNATION POSTS!!!

7:50 I think this is the funniest 10 seconds I’ve ever seen in my life

You do not understand how hard I laughed when they were debating weather you’d smash diddy Kong or not. Lol

Nick: Pyra would be famous. Pop: “why?” Nick: 🙂

@melissatgdfxgxdsfdddtesigh2055

15 күн бұрын

Ayyoooo

07:50 The way he just looked at the camera💀🤣

You could definitely beat an inkling in a fight. Just keep a bucket of water ready and even if the ink is dangerous it at worst is 50-50.

@folmhaigh039

2 ай бұрын

that wouldn't work at all it has to fully submerge them, and in hand to hand it's no contest they take hits from their own weaponry, which is able to send octavio's metal fist back at him setting even the weakest one firmly in wall level, that's assuming weapons too, they are also fast enough to dodge sound based attacks and are basically made of liquid when it comes to trying to physically hit them, they slip through grates I don't think a fist is gonna do anything

7:47 the way Nick just looks at the camera 😂😂. I can’t 😂. This video was amazing.

7:00 the fs stand off had me dying 😂

22:36 “I gotta get outta here!!!”

@blazer6972

2 ай бұрын

Lmfao

14:00 Dawg 💀

@Just_Bingle

2 ай бұрын

Palutena 😋

Like you said, splatoon fans will get mad. Technically the ink from their gun in a few seconds can destroy wood, and some weapons can shred metal instantly, I don’t think you would live.

When you got the question for Wolf, I could only think of Afoxinspace

19:12 missed opportunity to insert dedede's anime laugh.

3:15 The Ink probably isn't TOXIC but the Inkling in Smash is still either a War Veteran (as a minor) or just a peak teenage human in terms of strength, they're competitively playing a physical sport. 5:45 Ok, so. there's a Character in Xenoblade Chronicles 3 named Glimmer Rhodes, and she is Rex and Pyra's Daughter, we don't know if her family name came from Rex or Pyra, or if they even do the same thing with Marriage and Family Names that we do. 7:30 Wolf is definitely getting cancelled. 8:47 If he was a Pokemon, Shulk would definitely be Normal/Psychic 9:11 You guys are funnier than your fiances, but are you funnier than Roy and Lucas' Girls... Lucas doesn't have a Girl and I know nothing of Lillina. 15:45 Remember when Armada was piss-drunk and lost to a Kirby in Melee?

@kdlsimondistefan47

2 ай бұрын

Lilina is your typical lord girlfriend from Kaga's time as the director of FE, gentle, nice, slightly trollish and sometimes with a tomboy streak, definitely not that funny

@folmhaigh039

2 ай бұрын

all of inklings weapons are wall level at minimum, aka they also take multiple of these attacks so... uh.. I also wouldn't say he gets water or anything like that because that means the inkling gets their weapons and... bad... idea

The villager can stuff multiple sharks in his pocket at once. No one is beating that man in an arm wrestle

Jordan and Nick make a really good comedic duo lol

Nick’s blank stare at that Pyra as a KZreadr bit was too good.

Nick teasing and then losing all three of his stocks at once is the most Nick move I have *ever* seen.

3:28 Bros gonna summon a whole community with that BGM

20:04 That's a one specific question lmao

The end with richter and sephiroth going at with thier final smashes and breaking the game was amazing

I feel like I don't appreciate the editing on KZread videos enough, but 7:46 really is _made_ thanks to its editing. Good job Tam, big fan.

As a Splatoon Fan, you were Right. You could absolutely take an Inkling in a fight. Their only way to fight is using Ink Related weapons because ink is toxic to inklings of a different color. And they are also very fragile so you can just punch them too hard and they spontaneously explode.

3:41 Killer Whale... Who needs weapons when you got Earrape.

"Why?" *Nick staring intensifies* 7:40

11:29 My headphones died the moment he hit that down smash so I just got the average "Battery Depleted" audio as he got down smashed

I was legit just thinking about something like this earlier today, amazing video!

11:28 “That’s the neat thing…” 11:29 “… you don’t!”

Diddy: "Come on, would smash." Pyra: "Wait, why?"

I know from experience that buff men usually give great hugs 16:20

Canonically you could not beat inkling in a fight on the fact that humans are extinct in the splatoon world so you would canonically not be able to be there

3:27 Well, inklings canonically took over as the humans of the splatoon universe.

One of the most funny videos ive ever watched, Its been a while since I laughed like this, thanks nick

Bro the Palutena question 😂😳 Great video as always. 🔥😂💯

Villager: Casually picks up tree. *I'm destroying a Villager in an arm wrestle bro.*

6:10 Pyra doing some suspicious stuff behind the pfp there

The editor was on point today. I love how much extra effort went into this video.

7:46 ... "pyra would be BIG" 😭😭😭

the poppt1 and diddy kong moment wont be forgotten

7:53 that goes To my reaction Images Comedy gold

Warning: Massive 🤓 energy in the following comment: 12:00 This didn't feel right to me so I went down a small rabbit hole. After doing a little digging on the Mario wiki, apparently the pamphlet for Super Mario Bros. Princess Peach Rescue Operation (that one Mario OVA where Luigi wore yellow instead of green) states that she is 5'3. Unfortunately this same pamphlet has the false info that she is 16 which is false because of games like Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time and Yoshi's Island DS having Peach only slightly younger than the Bros. who are usually said to be in their mid 20s. Though, this OVA did come out in 1986, a year after this world was established (and also isn't canon to the games though I struggle to use the word "canon" for a series as loose as Mario). Partners in Time probably just "retconned" her age and this is the only "official" statement on her height that hasn't been "retconned" as of yet and thus her "canon" height. As for where "6'1" came from, from what I could find it originates from Tumblr. A user was trying to decipher the heights of characters in the game-verse as well as the characters from the Super Mario Brothers Super Show. Apparently, *game* Peach comes out to 5'8 and *Super Show* Peach (or rather Toadstool) is 6'1. While the user said to take the Super Show with a grain of salt, they never said anything about the game heights. So I would say Peach's height is between 5'3 and 5'8 (going in the middle here with 5'5). Basically the point of this comment was to show that Peach is not above 6ft and I don't have a life.

@user-cv2jw8xf8x

21 күн бұрын

Mega nerd 🤓

The front facing richter jumpscare killed me It was just a laugh fest from there

18:45 Lyrics Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei Kirby ist ein roser Kerl Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei denn Kirby ist sehr süß Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei Kirby ist ein roser Kerl Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei denn Kirby ist sehr süß Kirby saugt ein paar Gegner ein und macht sie später nach Kirby ist so froh das er sowas kann denn er ist rosa Kerl

3:24 My Inkling: So you have chosen death huh? Very well....

7:44 PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. He is too pure for this world.

@Just_Bingle

2 ай бұрын

Nah 💀

Nick gets Bayonetta when the "wouid you smash your character" and he says yes with no hesitation