SMARTPHONES and PASSWORDS | Stand Up Comedy by Gaurav Kapoor
Комедия
Bahut phone aur password aa gaya hai jindagi me..In do cheezon se kilse hue manushya ki kahani..
Written and Performed by: Gaurav Kapoor
/ gauravkpoor
Credits:
Venue: The Habitat - Comedy and Music Café
Video Recorded by:
Dishang Popat,
Vivian Castelino,
Harsh Shah
Live Audio Recorded by:
Swarada Bodas
Siegen Moopanar
Editing, Sound Mixing and Mastering: Aseem Mathur, Neona Films
Пікірлер: 3 000
Upcoming Zoom Online / Live Show details are as follows: *India - Online Show - 31st Oct* - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gaurav-kapoor-live-online-sitdown-comedy/ET00145818 *North America - Online Show - 7th Nov* - Message on insta for ticket link ( People from Aus, NZ, Singapore and other countries can also watch as per their time zone. You'll get your time once you click on the link. For any queries, message on insta) *Delhi & Gurgaon - Live Show - 15th Nov* - Tickets will be up soon..Message on Insta for ticket link *Vlog Channel* - kzread.info/dron/rxLfAJy4cbNk-Yo_7aCduQ.html *Will add more cities soon. Check this space or follow on insta* All the shows are of about 1 hour & 15 minutes. See you :)
@Navyguy
5 жыл бұрын
Gaurav where is the previous video? I shared it with many of my friends & family. All subscribed to you ! *IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST STAND UP PIECE IN INDIA EVER PERFORMED !!!* why delete it ??
@vishal_kalra911
5 жыл бұрын
My tatti first😂
@SanjaySharma-vc8bm
5 жыл бұрын
actual mein yehi problems hai passwords ki..😂😂
@shikhilrane
5 жыл бұрын
Indore bhi aao kabhi
@abhishekrathour5741
5 жыл бұрын
Testicals wali remove Ku krdi?
2 OTPs coming together. The struggle is real🤣🤣🤣🤣
@craveleaks8102
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.
@kunal8551
4 жыл бұрын
Ananaya pandey jitna struggle
I learned one thing from the comment section that every delivery boy gets ₹5 on 5 star rating woahhh didn't know that
@chendu1721
4 жыл бұрын
thanks for ur comment i also learnt from got to know from ur cmnt
@piyushkaushal1753
4 жыл бұрын
Hmm!! Nice...
@rudrasaha245
4 жыл бұрын
Swiggy me 10 rs deta he 5 star ke
@pragatianant5724
4 жыл бұрын
Nice yaar
@mohammedhaneef9386
4 жыл бұрын
@@pragatianant5724 hi
"Dono ek saath aa jate h" that was fucking relatable 😂😂😂😂
@KrishnaGupta-vn2cq
4 жыл бұрын
y
@amanlalwani3343
4 жыл бұрын
I swear, its the most annoying shit ever
@saxena.apoorv
4 жыл бұрын
YYYYYYES
@sapandream
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂😂😂😂🙏
@elevensphere6854
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
It seems Imran Hashmi has started stand up comedy... 😂 😂 😂
@mdmoghisuddin8297
4 жыл бұрын
Yes,Because career failed due to hair loss🤣🤣
@mukesh87iitb
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Shreyapreaches
4 жыл бұрын
I was about to say kailash kher
@akshat3825
4 жыл бұрын
Kuchh bhi.
@afreenhussain3532
4 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh so hard!!!! ;))
This guys cracks me up every time...zomato mein login kaun underachiever krta hai...😂😂😂😂
@mtanaysarkar2
5 жыл бұрын
login nahi hack..
@siddharthsingh2538
5 жыл бұрын
Bhai cards ke details save hoti hai isliye password hote hai
@Sumit_S
5 жыл бұрын
@@siddharthsingh2538 true that
@yashkhandha
5 жыл бұрын
@@siddharthsingh2538 bhai tu comedy dekh raha hai. har chij ko serious mat le :P
@siddharthsingh2538
5 жыл бұрын
But logic is logic
This video taught me that bhindi is known as okra in eng. ( in subtitles) 😂😂
@kalashtrivedi4327
3 жыл бұрын
Ladyfinger?
@raunvk
3 жыл бұрын
@@kalashtrivedi4327 bhindi : okra/ladyfinger baingan : brinjal/eggplant/obergine shimla mirch : capsicum/bell pepper 1 veggie, multiple names
@kalashtrivedi4327
3 жыл бұрын
@@raunvk are you virgin.
@codeWithHarsh01
3 жыл бұрын
@@kalashtrivedi4327 wtf 😂😂
@anandsagar1351
3 жыл бұрын
Scientific name of bhindi is okra.. In English we can call it ladyfinger
Totally relatable. I almost got a stomach ache laughing. He should have talked about picture captcha. That would've been a killer. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NISHANmusic
4 жыл бұрын
I was dying to hear about that
@santoshmitra3934
4 жыл бұрын
@@NISHANmusic :-)
@waterexpert4993
2 жыл бұрын
Me was also expecting tht
Wo to bilkul relative tha " Ek sath 2 otp wala " 😂😂😂
@mc06gaming25
4 жыл бұрын
Relatable*
@bharatikumari525
4 жыл бұрын
Hnnn damn true!!!!
@dakshchugh3043
3 жыл бұрын
Relatable hota h shashi tharoor ki thook
@hakimkhatri
3 жыл бұрын
Relative means rishtedaar:lol🤣🤣
You forget New Captcha:- ◻️I'M NOT A ROBOT
@monsterinsideus
5 жыл бұрын
Click the boxes of fire hydrant 😂
@himanshidiwan8603
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly🤣🤣🤣
@amalzuhair4495
5 жыл бұрын
It’s so stupid click pictures of bridges itna grainy pictures hai ghanta nahi dekhta bridge kaha se dekho
@bhawyasingh6417
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly yaar.. 🤣 it feels so stupid to click on the pictures.
@smexify_7
5 жыл бұрын
That's y he's not that good.
You definitely are the *next big scene in India* , Your comic timing is off the charts 👍👌🏽
@GauravKapoor
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you :)
@allentiwade1564
5 жыл бұрын
Truly agree
@shubhamnagargoje3163
5 жыл бұрын
Iske pichle stand up nai dekkhe kya? He is already big. According to me at least.
@hiteshrao3076
5 жыл бұрын
lol
@chandanmishra311
5 жыл бұрын
Bhai tujhe national emblem use karne ka hak kisne diya jo tu apna DP banae baitha hai. 🤬🤬🤬🤬
3:40 That creepy expression... 🤣🤣🤣
He looks like a mixture of emraan hashmi and tusshar kapoor.
@puneethere1
4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@uthrasatagopan5952
4 жыл бұрын
Ek hi comment mein itni beizzathi
@puneethere1
4 жыл бұрын
@@uthrasatagopan5952 bezati ki baat nhi hai. Miss Uthra. If you wana more conversation then u can wts ap. After that i will delete my number. I'm from Punjab. I really want to talk any non Punjabi girl. Please if you can
@puneethere1
4 жыл бұрын
Will delete my number from here
@riyaswaroop2872
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly right? Lol was about to post this same fucking comment until I saw yours
That # waala punch was osum😂😂😂. Bohat hi deep study ki hai🧐🧐... Osum😍
Gaurav: names video 'smartphones' Also gaurav: plays Nokia tune at the beginning 😂
The password was 000.. 😂😂😂
4:39 dude, I died laughing😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The whole set was so relatable , especially OTPs and when 2 come together ! :) One of my fav stand up comics !
@abhinavsingh.92
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, I like that he is different from the other comics in this sense. His content is almost always relatable, especially to those coming from the middle class!
@arunitsingh3518
Жыл бұрын
Really i have experienced the same 😂
*Well Mayb u just judge a Zomato delivery boy as a person who just gives u ur Theli..Bt trust me . They are much more than that.They Wait fr ur food in the hotel and try to escape traffic and deliver u on time.Even during rainy days they wear raincoats and deliver..And 5 star rating gives dem Extra 5 rs ..So Pls rate them 5 star..They will get Rs 5 extra..Have a nice day.*
@jairamchandani5329
5 жыл бұрын
Ek bar Maine zommato se order kiya sala aaya nahi or order karne ke one hour bad usne order pick up karke ghar chala gya or waha se cancel mar diya. Mujhe raat ko sukhi roti khake sona pda or woh mera khana lekar chala gya.
@khalidmirza1950
5 жыл бұрын
They have opted this job, don't play victim card every where
@drkb392
5 жыл бұрын
@@khalidmirza1950 Lol .its nt playing a victim card..neither dey are any sort of victims...Its just..we should not think dem as sm1 who just give us our Thelis..thats it.
@arunsharma-zb1ed
5 жыл бұрын
lol.. and everyone knows that... maybe u mis judged him
@lilith666line2
5 жыл бұрын
@@khalidmirza1950 this guy didn't play a victim card he told what happens in the background And most of the deliveries are actually perfect People are still too much of morons to give them the 5 star rating even when they deserve it (Zomato, Swiggi, Uber and food panda) give them the 5 star they deserve.
who came here after NO BALL
@yourbuddyak3677
4 жыл бұрын
Meee😂😂
@gaurichande8768
4 жыл бұрын
Mee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dipeshnegi4282
3 жыл бұрын
Me
Bro extreme level of creativity. You look at things from a different perspective.,🙂👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
@thomaspegu
2 жыл бұрын
That's true he is amazing
5:23 **Audience are not unlocked yet**
U hv lightened up my gloomy mood this morning!! Many wishes!!😊
@DS-tz1jt
5 жыл бұрын
Same here bro
@kamranwasifify
5 жыл бұрын
After noon hota hai!
@tafreehbaazkanpuriye
5 жыл бұрын
Same her e bro.. Literally😂
5:55 this double Otp case is relateable
when did emraan hashmi leave kissing and joined standup comedy?
@dreammweaverr
4 жыл бұрын
Vansh Singh 😂
@TravellersVlog
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@createx367
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@aayushaneupane5242
4 жыл бұрын
Vansh Singh I thought kailash kher stoped singing and started comedy.
Just FYI: every 5 star rating gives delivery boy Rs 10 :)
@shalomjean3
5 жыл бұрын
Oh is it? Thanks ..didn't know that. .
@robertasilva5800
5 жыл бұрын
shalomjean3 .cvguygggvvggy54rrddddderdxxx thmklp99
@GokuHindustani
4 жыл бұрын
Shi me
@kalavidaon-line4551
4 жыл бұрын
@sbcontt YT n1gga if you don't know how they are paid just don't talk. 1 order gives them 30 ₹ so there is no fixed salary and 10₹ extra for the 5 star
That hash (#) getting a job at instagram was a good one!
@shanusinha4679
3 жыл бұрын
True😁
'#'Was extraodinary 😂😂😂
5:46 I died laughing
As a software developer i will present these concerns to our community
@terabaapsmjha8969
3 жыл бұрын
I like your name *Elon's child name
This guys always come up with superb content. 👌🏼😀
this so far the best one I have ever seen and heard .
I feel you should upload some new videos every week! I watched all your videos so many times and laughed every time. One of the best standup comedian
@riyaswaroop2872
4 жыл бұрын
Thought sooooo
01:25 so relatable yar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mohammedhaneef9386
4 жыл бұрын
Hi
Tabhi me sochu Starting me zometo ad kyun nhi tha😂
@mohammedhaneef9386
4 жыл бұрын
Hi
This guy is amazing! I would rate him as one of the top 3 stand up comics currently in India. Content and delivery is top notch!
One of the best video in my life. Its really amazing.
1:48 when he smile he resembles IMRAN HASHMI😂😅😂😅
@fitwithmohit06
5 жыл бұрын
great observation brother.❤️
@batuljawar
5 жыл бұрын
@@fitwithmohit06 thanks
@tanuj002
4 жыл бұрын
really.... i was searching for this comment
@vineetnaik3125
4 жыл бұрын
Haaa yaar😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆
@kreativepulp8760
4 жыл бұрын
I see it. Yes, he does. 😍🤩
Theres one more... Spot the images with traffic lights 😂
@lovishgautam5363
5 жыл бұрын
Which one of these is a store front?
@JamesRodriguez10783
5 жыл бұрын
There will be one image which will be confusing as hell . We will be like “is it traffic light or ice cream flavours ? “ 😅
@priyeshsinghai3664
5 жыл бұрын
pain
@priyeshsinghai3664
5 жыл бұрын
and find the fkcing stores images which look like garages
@missthakur7103
5 жыл бұрын
Mountain and hills😂
Wow..... I've never seen anyone with so good sense of humor
This is forever gold.
This video is sponsored by *Zomato*.. Brought you by *Swiggy*. Nice video Gourav.
Bhai at 5:30 i was literally in Tears by laughing, mere sath itni baar hua hai na, 2 2 password ek sath, aur me pareshan phela dalu k dusra, aur wo Sala dono bhi accept nai karta
Bohot creative... Bohot funny... Ekdum relatable.. Maza aa gya
My god I laughed so hard on this video... All the jokes were sooo damn good... Hahahahha !!!! Hilarious video.... Thanks Gaurav !
I also forgot password of my notes app which had all my paswords for other apps .... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I started writing in a small diary after that incident .....😋😋
@shubham8105
4 жыл бұрын
tm pgal ho🤣🤣
@wilsonsolomon48
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@shanusinha4679
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
Cheers. Hope it's the first comment. Love you Gaurav. Captcha was so relatable.
This was tooo good man😂😂😂
U deserve more subscribers..ur content is awesome and u r really funny..👌👌
Your dialouges seem to be soo easy and you are delivering them like a cakewalk. But seriously man, hats off to your creativity and research. Specially the "Captcha" part. You have a view which noone else has.
I literally can relate to this whole episode... And so may more can.
3:31 Emraan Hashmi Lite🤣
I think this is was the best set of yours till now. Really laughed and enjoyed.
Bro I count myself lucky because amongst all my friends, only I've seen that Missing testicle video and now it's not available on KZread 😂😂 . That video was so good.....please reupload it or do something bro 😂😂😂
@Ruchikidunia
5 жыл бұрын
Mene aadha hi dekha tha bs😢
@anshulmaurya6769
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ruchikidunia oh no...it was more fun in the second half 😂😂
@chiragpassi1554
5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@nehaldesai5653
5 жыл бұрын
I see so mane time
Bhai superb yrr. 🤣 Your bencho adds more flavour and tadka to content. Keep doing great bencho. 👍😄
This is the only Indian comedian who selects unique topics for comedy
U simply made my day... Just awesome sir
@mohammedhaneef9386
4 жыл бұрын
Hi
Wasn't having a good day and then this video happened. I have always admired good observation and dialogue delivery at the right time and Gaurav seems to have mastered it. All the best Bro! Nailed it. Much Love ❤
Who else also didn't know that "Bhindi" is called "Okra" in English before the subtitles at 0:44 ??
@INDIANBEA5T
3 ай бұрын
Just you. Sab gawaar nhi hotw
@srijandokania9827
3 ай бұрын
@@INDIANBEA5Tyour comment speaks a lot about your education!
@INDIANBEA5T
3 ай бұрын
@@srijandokania9827 surely it does.
When you're happy you don't always have to be laughing, and when you're sad you don't have to be crying; sometimes it's the opposite. You laugh when you're the most upset.💕🤣🤣
One of the best ever takes on tech. Who would have thought a simple topic like passwords. Kudos man!💯😂
This is so relatable dude... thanks man for making us laugh
Daily struggles of our lives ... narrated hilariously .. 😄
And i wait for my otp to come while i watch this video! What a brilliant coincidence! Tooooo good
Zomato, Spotify are some of the easiest to hack!
Password pe standup!!! U r a genius!!! So funny 😂.. come to Canada please
Omg😂! Totally loved it ❤️. Crowd was indifferent initially but later caught pace👍
Brilliant... Mind blowing script!!! This is too funny.😂
Watching after years. Still fresh & solid punchlines. Gaurav born for standup
After kapil Sharma u have a good sense of humour as well... God bless you brother 👍
I was legit filling a captcha when he cracked the joke
Every line can be a punch !! I salute your comic timing . 😂
Loved it man... From kerala
My goodness... This is REAL COMEDY..... I haven't laughed like this in years.... Thank you Gaurav Kapoor Sir..!!! Thank you... :-)
@Monika-gb1if
Жыл бұрын
Using surname 🫣 India bolta
Hilarious . relatable. Superb delivery. One of the best Indian comedians!
You seriously have this next level humour
Your sense of humor is really 👌 great..😂😂😂
Enjoyed each and every punch line. You and gupta ji have great comic scene. Thanks for make me laugh.
Itna relatable tha yaar... Briefcase k 3 digit password se leke.. Haar ek joke peh haas haas kr halat kharab ho gayi hai.😂😂😂
Gosh!!! 😂😂😂Literally having tears of joy
Bhai mene bahut se stand up dekhe h lekin ye sabase best tha aaj m first time kisi youtube video ke comment section m comment kar raha hu kyoki pahali baar m itna hansa hu bhai hansate hansate diwaar se takara gaya yaarr lekin fir bhi hansi nhi ruki❤️
🤣🤣... Ur timing is superb bro👌👍
6:34 min of continuous laughter... Grt set man..... Loved it
Osam video....☺️☺️☺️ Bahot hard...😊 Has has k jabde dukh gae yrr. Seriously u r so funny😂😂
This guy has not only comic timing well but his facial expressions are awesome
This two password scene is too real!!! Hilarious
@mohammedhaneef9386
4 жыл бұрын
Hi
U so hilarious bro. The way u speak n laugh urself, is just amazing. Please don't stop making videos. U r another level. I just luv u
Bro such a funny set and also a very interesting take on how ordinary people feel about security. Ye saari cheezein, like strong passwords, captcha, and even otp are very important and actually still very very hackable. For example when you talk about being tired of OPTs, this is currently being used to send victims a fake OTP which they enter in a hacker's website that lets the hacker access to their bank accounts etc. Stay safe and keep making us laugh bro! Love!
Your stand ups are amazing. i keep waiting forr new ones. thoda jaldi banaya karo bhai
im laughing so hard fell off the bed rolling around in laughter..😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kumarthecowboy
5 жыл бұрын
rofl
@shwetaprakash5801
5 жыл бұрын
@@kumarthecowboy keep rolling lingo teacher..
@mohammedhaneef9386
4 жыл бұрын
@@shwetaprakash5801 hi
What an observation Gaurav. So relatable. Now I find this OTP and password problem funny. 😅
bhoot achaa likha bhai ankho ke samne rehne wale chezo se jo fun nikala it is up to d mark.thnks to make us smile
Well done bro, every time, you rocks ✌️😃
Hear it again 4:06 @ idhar aao Idhar aao Bsdk
Keep up this good work of adding subtitles for all the upcoming videos u upload tq😇
U made my day ❤
Gaurav - You are best. Amazing joke variety and strong research! Too funnny..loved it.
One time password ek time pr do relatable dude awesome
You are awesome. I couldn't stop laughing. Your material is always so relatable and delivered perfectly. Keep it up.
I love it when you laugh at your own jokes. 😁👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻