Meri Kismat Kharab Hai | Stand up comedy by Shashwat Maheshwari
Комедия
This is a 10-minute set of silly jokes that define my comedy. If you like this, stay tuned, aise dus aur daal doonga- Time bohot hai mere paas aur kaam bilkul nahi hai.
Waise toh sabko yeh video kam se kam 100 baar dekhna hi chahiye, par mujhe apni kismat se jyada ummeed nahi hai.
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Post production: Myoho films
Editor: Karan Asnani
Sound Mix & Master: Sreejit Menon
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Ever since I watched this video, tab se meri bhi Wagon-R aane lag gayi.
@SS-yk8df
4 жыл бұрын
Meri to hamesha se hi wagonR aati.hai
@sagaragrawalsec
3 жыл бұрын
OMGGG !!! PEOPLE IN THE COMMENT SECTION ALSO KNOW TO REACH THE HIGHEST PART OF THE TROLLING LEVEL....
@NN-gw4wj
3 жыл бұрын
SupeR Funny GandfaaD Memes #3 kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqttupWhg82cc5M.html
@bikashjena743
3 жыл бұрын
Bad joke
@akshatmalhotra7419
2 жыл бұрын
Teri shakal se to lgta h. Kabbi terko otp ni aya hoga 😂😂😂
I want to achieve the chill level of this guy. ❄️
@ispeak4943
5 жыл бұрын
Don't live others life , live your life . Be what you are & instead of putting yourself in someone else's shoes.
@aeroboi2862
5 жыл бұрын
*speech 100*
@stalindcruz
5 жыл бұрын
Dude, these r jokes.
@amitdhasmana06
5 жыл бұрын
Bro u rock.....👍
@manishkumar-gz2ud
4 жыл бұрын
This guy is really talented but seems under confident
8:08 "kash tere paas koi mode of transport hota nahi?" Genius!
@NN-gw4wj
3 жыл бұрын
SupeR Funny GandfaaD Memes #3 kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqttupWhg82cc5M.html
@AnkitKumar-cr7cj
2 жыл бұрын
Me to cab driver: "Tu cab pakad ke aa..." Nice..but quite similar to Biswa Kalyan's set on Uber...oops
@sanketkhairnar3651
2 жыл бұрын
@@AnkitKumar-cr7cj ooh, I haven't seen it
@seekhloh1998
2 жыл бұрын
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The level of chill this guy has is envious
@sandeepbalan8461
4 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@shivampatil9308
4 жыл бұрын
Love you
@vitocorleone7713
4 жыл бұрын
@@shivampatil9308 I love your mother. 👌
@niyatinakhva8627
4 жыл бұрын
@@joyrainbowdress We kpoppers are everywhere lmaooo
@thecollective2404
3 жыл бұрын
@@vitocorleone7713 yaar main bhi kabhi aise hi dafnata tha ladko ko .❤ Purana shikhar yaad aagaya mujhe
He proved that comfort is more important than anything else.
@harshachawan8378
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah 😂😂
@harshachawan8378
3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@harshachawan8378
3 жыл бұрын
Hey there
@aadityanikam8830
2 жыл бұрын
@@harshachawan8378 Bhav Nahi de rahi Bro Chodd na
@hydraxoxo2508
2 жыл бұрын
@@harshachawan8378 อุ
The journey of S Maheshwari from a motivational speaker to a stand-up comedian is unbelievable
@daideepbhingarde8488
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@seekhloh1998
2 жыл бұрын
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@samiksha8397
2 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@ayushtoriwal
Жыл бұрын
He is also a hindi commentator in UFC fight night
@authentic_101
Жыл бұрын
are you serious?
2 saal se Ola aur Uber use kar raha hu bas ek baar Xcent aayi thi baaki har baar wagon R 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NN-gw4wj
3 жыл бұрын
SupeR Funny GandfaaD Memes #3 kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqttupWhg82cc5M.html
Best part " Mai to sim card lene aya tha " 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Suddenly , i realise velle log standup comedy krte h. Or zada velle log unhe dekhte h 😂 By the way i belong to 2nd category.
@gurpreetsingh4106
5 жыл бұрын
Ayr sabse zyada vehle log Dekh Kar ghatiya comment krte hain
@askvlogs9604
4 жыл бұрын
I am 3rd category , jo comment padte hai
@arpitamathur9692
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck off if u think that velle people do stand-up comedy. If u wanna say bull shit about his hard work, then why are u tryna do it on utube? There are so many better places to hate on him. You can do that on Reddit using memes. But dont ruin utube for us.
@arpitamathur9692
4 жыл бұрын
@@water7762 no need to write that in italic. Plus, I was sarcastic.
@ritusingh-ye7vn
4 жыл бұрын
TU pagla H . 😂😂😂Life me comedy honi chahiye GADHE he is GUD🍫🍫🍫 . VAISE tumne khud Ko bhi Vella bola I respect U 😂😂😂💪💪👍👍
One of those rare comedians who's jokes are actually funny and the delivery is on point. You deserved to win comicstaan.
@Terry-vl8ts
5 жыл бұрын
Nishant Tanwar ko deekhi
@kayeff4600
5 жыл бұрын
Abishek upmanyu ko dekh
@seekhloh1998
2 жыл бұрын
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The kind of chill attitude he have, also he proves that comfort is the most important 👍🏾
You are very good. You don't use bad words. Its healthy comedy and relatable. All the best for your future.!!!
@ridewithani1803
4 жыл бұрын
2:31
@bestofbest1053
4 жыл бұрын
gets your ears checked. he did
@this_rishi
4 жыл бұрын
@@ridewithani1803 🤣🤣
@ishanmanoj5379
4 жыл бұрын
Behen bawri ho gyi.. Didi ko kaan ki illaz ki jrurat hai aur dimag ki v
@tanishkarawat8017
4 жыл бұрын
@@ishanmanoj5379 😂😂😂😂😂😂sahi kehra hai bhai
So much content in a single video 🔥🔥
@MrSreelal09
5 жыл бұрын
So true.. Why he didn't do well in Comicstaan will remain a mystery. Or maybe his kismat kharab hain!
@prateekkumar3233
5 жыл бұрын
True that.
@gulshanmadhur100
5 жыл бұрын
Fake response
@ISLAHIQALB
5 жыл бұрын
Shruti Prakash awesome quite fabulous
@mahenmahen5504
5 жыл бұрын
Vella hai 😁😁😁
Very original jokes and no garbage words)) Keep it up))
@kevingadhiya9658
5 жыл бұрын
Original joke but style is totally like Abhishek upmanyu
@sagadeb4253
5 жыл бұрын
@@kevingadhiya9658 true
@30secondsTHESIS
4 жыл бұрын
not at all...he is totally different then him
@aadityanikam8830
2 жыл бұрын
@@30secondsTHESIS Chodd Bhai Kuch Mahapurush to bassi Aur upmanyu Ke style ko Bhi ek jaisa batate Hain
@seekhloh1998
2 жыл бұрын
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A genuine video after a long time without use of a single vulgar words. Nice work Shashwat.
Some subtle jokes in the end-credits that might have gone unnoticed. These two are my favourites: 1. Hair, Make-up and Wardrobe: Shashwat Maheshwari 2. Crowd puller: Abhishek Upmanyu
Video ki tareef karni ho toh bade bade shabdon mein comment kar sakte ho. Video bura lage toh likh ke burai karne ki koi zarurat nahi hai, mann me karo. Woh wale bade shabd mujhe aate hain, apne aap samajh jaunga. :P Aur naye video bhi jaldi hi daal doonga, vella hoon 4 saal se. Baaki show updates se jyada bakwaas sunni ho toh yahan follow kar sakte ho instagram.com/kaatilkabootar/ , din bhar yahi karta hoon main. Aur koi pareshani ho toh batana. Mai kuchh nahi kar paunga par tumhara mann halka ho jaaye shayad. :)
@hridayfcb
5 жыл бұрын
Dude Loved you in comicstaan and here too❤ Keep up the good work. Will surely go for your show . When are you coming to delhi?
@sushruttabakade6088
5 жыл бұрын
Aage jayega bhai, aage jayega!
@rishabhpandey3845
5 жыл бұрын
Sushrut Tabakade nii puch to lo, Kya pata Banda settle hone ka soch ra ho yhi 🙄
@pranayshetty7500
5 жыл бұрын
The cells of my body have not yet recovered from this comedic onslaught #fan
@mnnsi
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mene cab kri hai , tune admi nhi kra😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@naraharipraharaj3578
4 жыл бұрын
Ek kaam kar..tu cab kar ke aaaja😂😂
@NN-gw4wj
3 жыл бұрын
SupeR Funny GandfaaD Memes #3 kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqttupWhg82cc5M.html
mumbai bihari wala punch was good with message as well! Great overall
@TheMrjadeja
3 жыл бұрын
Wo vala joke explain kr skte kya Bhai
@ishasinha7425
2 жыл бұрын
He is saying ki Bihari people don't feel welcomed in Bombay, so to feel welcomed wo log pao laga lenge toh they will get accepted in the city :)
@its_prince4real
Жыл бұрын
@@TheMrjadeja Noob
I am the only one who is laughing on " aunty line mat marro "
@piyushpranav7072
3 жыл бұрын
9:04 par kya bola. Wo do shabd kya the clear sunai nahi de rhe.
"You have an addictive personality" "Aunty line baad me marna" 🤣
A whole 10 minutes of quality comedy!
@vantour504
Жыл бұрын
Indeed
He looks like my history teacher❤❤ Aman Prakash Sir 😌😌
Quite refreshing and different. Superb Shashwat!
u seem like u have given up on life... totally relatable
@vinaytherockstar
5 жыл бұрын
Chal phuddu .... Kuch bhi??
Itna content in so less time pehli Baar dekha.
By the way bihar always comes to comedian mind , 😂😂 I'm also Bihari ❤️❤️
@anshuljain3747
3 жыл бұрын
Bhai bhihari waala joke explain karo
@WY94
3 жыл бұрын
@@anshuljain3747 Maharashtrian people used to discriminate them (Some ) not all
@TheMrjadeja
3 жыл бұрын
@@WY94 can you Elaborate it how
@nishuthakkar4054
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMrjadeja arrey bhai unko nai pasand karte.. bolte hai sab bihari log aa jate hai bihar se mumbai ganda karte hai gareeb log aur nafrat se dekhte hai bihaario ko mumbai wale.. yeh matlab hai.. ye esa kuch mumbai wale sochte hai saare nai baaki 😆
when every single joke is a cry for help. Great show.
U have a great presentation of comedy.. Perfect timing.. Those lines relate for everyone.. Great job.. 🙏😂😂
In my case... I got TATA INDICA every time... 😂 😂 😂 😂
@rakshithsanil7369
5 жыл бұрын
and that my friend is the damn reality, the dude doing the stand up dosnt go in cab at all, who brings the waganore in Uber
@amit2404chivate
5 жыл бұрын
teri toh shashwat se bhi buri nikli :D
So good.. Its been such a long time seeing a guy doing standup commedy without using slang words and making so much content of normal things..
This is not the first time I watched this video , but every time I watch this video I laught out loud ❤️this man is so hilarious 😆 in his own way
Your personality and jokes are so fluid. Like somebody wakes up, sits with you for coffee in the morning n we laugh at every single topic that comes over. Loved it
Craziest thing about this video is when he said the U.S. visa joke and made the action of signing, you can actually hear the sound of pen on paper.
@ananyaupadhya1974
5 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice this until I read your comment and it's fucking with my brain
@satishadkine2970
5 жыл бұрын
+Ananya Upadhya hahaha
@mohdfaizankhan6563
5 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏🙏🙏 You next level man.
@meenakshimaurya8233
5 жыл бұрын
Observation 👍
@aeroboi2862
5 жыл бұрын
Ya. But its not that amazing.
I am happy kyunki mn comedy video dekhke usko poori tarah bhool jaata hun..kuch mahino mn... Fir se dekhta hun... Poori dekhne ke baad pata chlta hai liked hai.. Too much fun😂
One Maheshwari says - Wake up , and make realise this world your presence Another one - Just Chill bro , time hai😂
Loved the "Inspiration: Mitch, Louis and Norm"
"mere pas kutta nhi h par aisa nehlaunga use" 🤣
The person who can reveal truth of the society in a humorous way is a comedian.And to be a comedian is not a joke it's the hardest thing in life.Hats off🙏
One of the best ever comic I watched. You're such a talented guy. One topic lots of beautiful content without any vulgar contents.
Lovely content man. Just one thing i have observed in today's standup scene. "Depression" and talking about depressing stuff is the new comedy!
After a long time, I came across such class of comedy. Loved it.
Well done sir👍👍 good one and original content....liked too much🤘🤘
One Of The Best Stand Up Comedy Video I Had Ever Watched. Awesome
Koi baatnhi bro agar vele the tum, but You're doing the toughest job wo bhi itne perfection se, comedy is not easy, but you're outstanding 👌👌👌👌
@saxenaakash19
4 жыл бұрын
bhai jaise tu bol raha hai, script likhna chodh apni hi kahani sunade logo ko. Tere bhi 6M views ho jaaenge
@marvamemon5187
3 жыл бұрын
@@saxenaakash19 Pehli Baat To Ye Ke Wo Kahani Bohat Funny Honi Chahiye....Doosra Kahani Sunane Ka Waisa Andaz Bhi Hona Chahiye.
I knew from Comicstaan, Shashwat Ke achhe din aane wale hai, aphi aur achhe aayenge. TIGHT set bro, loved it.
@anshitasingh3332
5 жыл бұрын
RgttttvtTwtr5ģttt g😭😬😬😬😬😘😬😬😬😘😑😬😬😘😬😥😬😥😭🚣😬😂😬😘😬😭😬😬😬😥🚣😬😑😬😊😬😬😭😬😑😬😬😬😬😬😂😭😂😬😫😬😬 😬😬 😬😥😥😥 I don't know what to
@AmitSharma-cg7qr
5 жыл бұрын
@@anshitasingh3332?? Just breathe, it's enoughh😀
@seekhloh1998
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/poJ8qMadptmnc5c.html, Newest Independent Nation of the world. 😀
am i the only person crying after watching this video??? I don't knw if I'm too depressed or i'm just reading too much between the lines.
@iqrakarim6525
4 жыл бұрын
If you relate to what he's saying then it is depressing because then you can tell that the self deprecating humour is not just an act. I went through a similar phase of feeling absolutely worthless. I could sense the tiredness in his voice, that feeling of being completely and utterly done with your own bullshit.
@Serenity-jm2pv
4 жыл бұрын
Man. ...
@arnavnarayan2105
4 жыл бұрын
@@iqrakarim6525 how can I help?
@ashuda191
2 жыл бұрын
Kismat Kharab hai - Most relatable song of the year. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nJ-durWhZKjeorg.html
@ramanunnikrishnan7354
2 жыл бұрын
yeah, he is really good and strong, talking at so many levels at once.
THIS IS CALLED *COMEDY*👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching it again... Too good 😂😂
Dude I laughed after almost a week 😂😂 loved you! And your comment too! 😂😂
Pure comedy 🤣🤣🤣 without abuse, beeps and all those bad things 🤗 Edit: Thanks for 100 likes 😊
@sillypie1656
4 жыл бұрын
Krte sb hai batata koi nhi
@akhileshsajwan9248
4 жыл бұрын
2:31 and 2:53
@shivamverma4336
4 жыл бұрын
wagonr wala joke to copy hai bhai
@preach6787
4 жыл бұрын
@@shivamverma4336 kisse??
@sillypie1656
4 жыл бұрын
He said shit and sale in 1st one minute
I think i have watched this at least 10 times. Great work
It's the first time I watched an act from you. I wasn't expecting much. But I haven't watched anything funnier than this in the past month. Job well done.
"Mala bhook lagali, khayla dya"......lmao
@n81mobile
5 жыл бұрын
It's Raju shrivastav line😂😂
@eshitasingh2483
5 жыл бұрын
SM cover ❤
@adwita224
5 жыл бұрын
SM😉
LOVED IT!!! THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!!! GOD BLESS YOU
perfect combo of comedy without expression
Shashwat, your writing is right up there... With the best.. cheers buddy.. all the best.. :)
Great energy, looking forward to hear more from you.
Watched it many times. Laughing again and again . Its awsome!
Omg... Just loved it ... Thank you for making my day.
You are One of the most hilarious and Funny stand up comedians i have seen so far. It really made me laugh, like REALLY ,not many people do that. Loved your punch lines. You have a long way to go. All the best buddy!!!
मैंने चुन्नी डाल ली😂🤣😂🤣
@prathamlalwani9397
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
@aayeshak4812
4 жыл бұрын
Logo ka bhrosa nhi
@NN-gw4wj
3 жыл бұрын
SupeR Funny GandfaaD Memes #3 kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqttupWhg82cc5M.html
Love your writing. The best bit was about Biharis and pavs. Intelligent comedy!
No vulgar words but made all of them laugh..... Awesome.... Keep continuing😊😊
@knight_23
5 жыл бұрын
u r cute kitty :D
I just loved your attitude when you said 'Don't care' in comicstan. Swagger.
@Shashwat Maheshwari bhai jabardast. Been following you since amazon series and you are great. Keep it up man.
Really enjoyed a lot well done shashwat keep doing a great work and make people laugh with your amazing performance..!!
There's Sandeep Maheshwari and here's Shashwat Maheshwari...both legends 🤣🤣
bhai agar ye set karte na comicstaan mai, tum pakka jeet chuke hote...
@haribrahmbhatt8361
5 жыл бұрын
srikanth varanasi true
@nalinsen9671
5 жыл бұрын
Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.
@nalinsen9671
5 жыл бұрын
Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.
@nalinsen9671
5 жыл бұрын
Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.
@nalinsen9671
5 жыл бұрын
Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.
A very casual way of interacting with the people.. A simple personality and no abusive words... This is what actual comedy is! ❤️🔥❤️🔥
The way you deliver your words....it's just mind-blowing...😘😘
@officelraghavbarupal5152
5 жыл бұрын
i love it
@seekhloh1998
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/poJ8qMadptmnc5c.html, Newest Independent Nation of the world.
Sharp and to the point Great cab story everyone can relate to
Dude, किस्मत इतनी भी खराब नही है। found your video... It's surely a breath of fresh air!
@knight_23
5 жыл бұрын
u seem very modern aunty :D
Maine cab kari hai, tune aadmi nhi kara 😂😂😂😂
@ashutoshbarua3753
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@junaidmohd4528
5 жыл бұрын
Hi
@pratikzade2310
5 жыл бұрын
@dragon mandy it would be' I have booked a cab. You've not booked a man. '
Thanks for making my mood Happy. You're funny man, you deserve more subscribers. Magar tumahara toh kismat kharab hai
the first 3 minutes of this video is all of us during lockdown 😂✌🏾
bhai faadu..ek word/topic pe itte jokes..maza aa gya..Wah
you literally made me laugh. keep going love you
I liked your almost pure content of comedy without filthy words. Excellent job done Shashwat. All the best.
You made my day 😘😘😘🤗so sweet of you ... I laughed a lot while seeing this video ...
You r good man. You know how to work with your stuff and how to make audience laugh I just wish that in the end you use "wagon r" once more to match the whole bit....
Most cleanest comedy on internet like Abhishek upmanyu ... I loved it
@cibinthomas4007
5 жыл бұрын
Abhishek upmanyu clean he??😂😂😂
@ranveershersingh
5 жыл бұрын
im big fan of abhishek upmanyu
@ranveershersingh
5 жыл бұрын
@@cibinthomas4007 ha par wo clean nhi hai.
@jyotikarki5701
5 жыл бұрын
Couldnt agree more, was laughing the whole time
@arnavsingh8840
5 жыл бұрын
Also check Kenny Sebastian .
Very Tight set bhai! Loved it..... Hoping to see more from you. All the best!
One of the beat video I ever saw.... Amazing bro. Best wishes.
Out standing bro...🤘🏼👌🏼
Material Courtesy- Life. Love that.
You are a talented original comic . Your energy and vibe is terrific . Wish you all the best!
Keep watching your videos.. Flawless ..smooth... great job bhai...
After a long time a heard clean comedy, keep it up Shashwat
Great content . Respect !! :)
He looks like sirius black from harry potter
@varunsoni2406
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@rimjhimshrivastava6821
4 жыл бұрын
Accio potterhead😁😁😘😉
@siddharthsen373
4 жыл бұрын
Ayeee potterhead
@AnakinIHateSandSkywalker
4 жыл бұрын
Azkaban mein bhi wagon r aati hai. Gaadi ka soul nahi hai na
@kaririuzumaki2778
4 жыл бұрын
Noooooo but lowkey yes but nooooo
i can watch this as many times as possible and still laugh like a drain
Loved it!
I have seen this video 100000000000 times 😂❣️ whenever I get high I watch this 😂😂lots of love Bhai ❣️
@shairab8356
4 жыл бұрын
To chutiya hai na bhai tu..🤣🤣
@seekhloh1998
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/poJ8qMadptmnc5c.html, Newest Independent Nation of the world.
Bhai yaar kte hi zeher kr gya.... Keep it up man
I showed this video to my Tea Now its Ice Tea!💙
Came here from Pratyush Chaubey's tweet.... Kabhi lga nahi tha vo Raja Hindustani dekhne wala insaan itni sahi chiz b recommend karega
@atinjanki2651
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 😂😂😂 🙌
@ShaikSameerBajubair
5 жыл бұрын
Insult level 💯💯
@himanshutripathi111
5 жыл бұрын
no kidding yaar😂
Great content bro. 👌
Too good yrr 👏nd that cab wala part 🔥😂😂😂
awsom bro! keep doing😎