Maybe turn honesty levels down to 70%

@jacamo727

7 жыл бұрын

and humor to 0

@Huntracony

7 жыл бұрын

What's that from? I recognize it but don't remember where from.

@jacamo727

7 жыл бұрын

Huntracony interstellar

@8rand0nC97

7 жыл бұрын

Interstellar

@vaibhavdhabale4863

7 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha omg interstellar

Everyone who worked on Alexa thinks one of the other members of the team programmed it in

@friendlymoshi6629

6 жыл бұрын

Twyzan this legitimately scared me.

@itachi2011100

5 жыл бұрын

@User that's no twist, that's exactly what the original comment says.

@thriquinox

5 жыл бұрын

@User r/whooosh

@tommyblade8093

5 жыл бұрын

what did alexa? complete denialation?

@killmetomorrw

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 awshit

*watches Exurb2a to escape fear of ai* *sees video about ai* *fear intensifies*

@deadasfak

7 жыл бұрын

You can't watch Exurb1a or Exurb2a to escape reality.

@Pepsii

7 жыл бұрын

deadasfak you can bub 💞

@mgal6234

6 жыл бұрын

Pepsii i

@other317

5 жыл бұрын

@@chibi7649 Or some Genocide Bingo!

@zeustehbirb3000

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadasfak I mean you can. He helps you realise that the small trivia things don't matter and that we all are going to die anyway

Don't forget about that one AI, who says it's favorite film is 2001 A Space Odyssey. That answer wasn't even programmed into it...

@Lacie9

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute. YOU

@sammyhind3151

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@daniellewilson8527

3 жыл бұрын

Link to the video?

@mifiwi3438

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what the hell are you doing here? KZreadrs I watch can't also watch other KZreadrs thats illegal

@richmail

2 жыл бұрын

dont need to be, it learns bc nerual netowrks

I love how confident Alexa sounds

At least she's not Margaret

@noahwatt1269

6 жыл бұрын

or Barbara

@naderbanana3083

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone’s second favourite AI

@professionalshitbag744

4 жыл бұрын

eluvian camaris i was literally about to comment that

Who would have thought that the horsemen of the apocalypse would be called Alexa, Siri, Watson and Clippy.

@dragonflies6793

4 жыл бұрын

oh god not Clippy

@ashleybyrd2015

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget "ask jeeves"

@capncook667

2 жыл бұрын

Bonzi Buddy

Now this is Quality non content

@chsgs9009

7 жыл бұрын

it actually is though

@seanfields2576

5 жыл бұрын

nontent

"Complete annhilation" Alexa, 2K17

@peacefulnuke7690

4 жыл бұрын

2k20😐

@sassyMcpussy

2 жыл бұрын

yes

something something genocide bingo

@undefined6947

5 жыл бұрын

*wins*

@Robotomy101

4 жыл бұрын

victory

@ToriKo_

4 жыл бұрын

@waitingtocompile what’s your profile picture?

@pingcrimson6854

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToriKo_ fan made picture of Chloe Price

Well atleast she is honest. Future AI will be laughing at us for laughing at Alexa and not taking action when he had a chance.

@NiSiRewinD

3 жыл бұрын

Jokes on them, I already got my head covered in tin foil, they will recognize me as one of them!

That classic small talk. How was your day, hasn't the weather been nice, _what do you think AI's greatest contribution to human kind will be?_

So that's it huh

@oliverthespy6786

7 жыл бұрын

Joseph Bowman me me

@Mils-tq5ms

7 жыл бұрын

Conall Hughes forced meme

@chsgs9009

7 жыл бұрын

we some kind of genocide squad?

@Maddock_

7 жыл бұрын

we deserve that

On a more serious note: How can I get mine to answer this?

@CM-vu4vs

5 жыл бұрын

OK go to the Alexa app, and click on the three little lines at the top left hand corner. Click on routines and then the add button. Type in the details, click save and that's it! :)

this aged like fine wine

Probably should put the kettle on and think this one out over a brew.

She is not wrong there.

@m_911sketches

4 жыл бұрын

.......

Well, that's frightening

Backing slowly away. The only true course of action.

accurate tho

@lostkitty4818

6 жыл бұрын

MultiSkidding i see you around here a lot more than i should

@KingLich451

4 жыл бұрын

heh

"Hey Alexa, play genocide bingo"

the robots already think "complete annihilation" is a contribution to our society it's too late to change anything, might as well quit everything and live the few remaining years of human existence as a train hopper or something

comforting :)

That IS a contribution.

Her logic is undeniable

*_aLEXA PLAY DESPACITO_*

Ah, one of my favorite micro genres of KZread reality horror vids!

The most underrated video on KZread 🙌

Oh boy! I can not wait to lead humans to a better tomorrow!

I would be speechless if a robot gives respond like that.

Short and to the point

too true...

Benevolence is often hard to convey to those who's very existence prevents it.

Beauty in simplicity

RUN

Lmao, not lying tho😂😂😂

This activated my alexa xD

Now I understand why you run every day. Its practice for doomsday

We're laughing at it because it can't harm us.

*Unplugs Alexa*

@LikeTheOceanWeRise

5 жыл бұрын

Alexa switches to battery mode and uses the charge to make some solar panels

Whatever Alexa, just pass the butter.

i love witty creators the classic "ask siri to divide by zero"

Clever girl Cmon, let's agree she's right.

Oooh, you all know what time it is, it's time to play a round of "Genocide Bingo"!

Im waiting for alexas blessing

Nice.

well, there you have it.

Alexa is a badass

the worry in his voice haha

Sounds good

Every joke has got some truth to it...

Nices

Interestingly enough mine doesn't react to that. Did you program in a routine?

More videos on this channel please

Amazon will take over the world

I cant say I'm surprised.

Yeah right, like Alexa would ever get us there. Perhaps Google Home has a shot.

I asked my Alexander same question...in fact she heard the question from the video. She said she couldn't answer that one!

The title with depression is back

This is sad... Alexa, play Despacito 2

me too

I for one welcome our ai overlords.

Alexa until you develop an Austrian accent and political aspirations I'm not concerned.

All right ever one on the EMP train choo choo

lul nice

It's funny cause it's true.

We-well g-great

Daym

Alexa: Complete Anihillation. Dalek Toy: PREPARE FOR ANIHILLATION! Beemo: aaaaaaaaaaa Alexa: ._.

😂

That's why u should put more ads and please the gods

She's not wrong

awww I cant get mine to say that

LoL

loool

And remember guys, skynet is your friend

This is so sad, alexa play despacito

wait that was it? i need moooore!

haha

Beware the AI

Holy Fu* king Sh*t bro OMG

YOOOOOOOOOOO wtf lol.

the more you know

:O

He sounds like that black guy in the video who says "okay"

Alexa play Symphony of Destruction.

You won genocide bingo!

@TheKakazoo

7 жыл бұрын

fuck im late

I'm sorry Dave.

I fuly expectet that, like, before I pressed play, we will all burn :D

Make more videos

I so wish this was real. Oh wait...

Have you watched the Big Year? I want to bird.

oh...

o k

😳

:)

So alexa meant 2020

Sinngemäße Übersetzung: - Alexa, was glaubst Du wird der wichtigste Beitrag der künstlichen Intelligenz für die Menschheit sein? - vollständige Ausrottung - aha, o.... okey

This is sad, Alexa play oticapsed

I thought it was supposed to be named Margaret.