I was just about to take a nap but i can't say no to 1hour and 25mins of slow ride.

@andrea9751

6 жыл бұрын

Esatzu Lol same here. I almost fell alseep at 360 but I made it ^^ This guy is insane!

Slow the video down to .25x speed when you get to 400%. It's a joy to watch.

@tslaughter1240

6 жыл бұрын

Sean Wilson thanks 4 the idea, I died laughing

@isaacrumley

6 жыл бұрын

😂

@isaacrumley

6 жыл бұрын

No 200% is better with .5 speed because of his comments and it's easier to see

@tearlach47

6 жыл бұрын

Isaac, I agree. I also went back and did that too.

@isaacrumley

6 жыл бұрын

Sean Wilson awesome idea though man 😂

(1:50) 100% - Slow Ride (3:18) 110% - Stroll Ride (4:12) 120% - Brisk Ride (5:32) 130% - Ride (8:15) 140% - Late For Bingo Ride (9:28) 150% - Grandma On The Highway Ride (10:51) 160% - Granny On The Autobahn Ride (11:54) 170% - Fast Ride (13:27) 180% - Speedy Ride (Last FC) (15:01) 190% - 6th Gear Ride (16:23) 200% - DragonForce Ride (19:10) 210% - Granny Going Super Saiyan (21:34) 220% - Washed Up Ride (23:51) 230% - N/A (27:28) 240% - Meshuggah Ride (29:43) 250% - N/A (31:44) 260% - When You Nut And She Doesn't Stop Sucking Ride (34:02) 270% - Usain Bolt Ride (38:45) 280% - N/A (40:45) 290% - Ludicrous Ride (42:58) 300% - N/A (45:02) 310% - N/A (First 5 Star And Last Trill Of Doom Hit) (46:44) 320% - N/A (48:49) 330% - N/A (First 4 Star) (Ukog's Prediction) (51:04) 340% - N/A (First Dip Into Yellow) (53:25) 350% - N/A (55:10) 360% - N/A (58:45) 370% - N/A (Last Trill Hit) (1:00:37) 380% - N/A (1:02:55) 390% - N/A (First 3 Star) (1:05:00) 400% - Rocket To The Moon Ride (1:06:56) 410% - McLaren Ride (First Dip Into Red) (1:09:05) 420% - N/A (1:11:11) 430% - N/A (1:13:28) 440% - N/A (1:16:11) 450% - N/A (1:17:55) 460% - Super Duper Wooper Ride (1:19:59) 470% - N/A (1:22:29) 480% - N/A (Fail) (1:24:25) 500% - Bonus Clip

@hardcorecheese5998

6 жыл бұрын

Truls Olsen 310 was 5 star tho

@Chimaru789

6 жыл бұрын

last trill was at 470

@CollinstheClown

6 жыл бұрын

Snoop Ride

@trulsolsen683

6 жыл бұрын

HardcoreCheese5 O shit my bad

@Badtothebones100

6 жыл бұрын

Fails 480%... Hits 500%?... Wat.

Video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix myself a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.

@ewngzedward6182

6 жыл бұрын

Disownership Glad I read this! A legendary tale.

@gbuumklmu

5 жыл бұрын

Disownership this deserves more likes

@Xer0x_03

5 жыл бұрын

I want that battery life

@flayncele

5 жыл бұрын

this doesnt even make sense the video is only 1:25:00 long, if you took that many years you'd still have like half an hour of the video left to watch, not two fucking minutes

@CraazynBR

5 жыл бұрын

@@flayncele r/whoooooosh (Anti-Whooosh Protect)

Slow Ride, take it easy

@LckeStudios

6 жыл бұрын

Slow ride, take it easy

@1ava

6 жыл бұрын

that was my favorite song to play (i was like 3) lol and i was decent.. havent played in forever tho

@inactiveaccount791

6 жыл бұрын

I'd rather take it Expert.

*_Leisurely transportation._*

I can't believe I'm committing an hour and a half of my time to this -but the alcohol helps lol-

@DJCosmicLatte

6 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck, only 13 minutes in at 170%? How far does this go? ukogS

@DJCosmicLatte

6 жыл бұрын

My favorite dessert is a root beer float btw

@DJCosmicLatte

6 жыл бұрын

Oh I see, you left the piss breaks in their entirety. Gg, George, gg.

@DJCosmicLatte

6 жыл бұрын

THE FASTER YOU PLAY, THE BETTER YOU GAY

@DJCosmicLatte

6 жыл бұрын

MonkeyBoy, the Chinese bootleg TIMonkey! Kappa

Someone should make this whole video a chart and speed it up by 1% every time George says Ride

Slow Ride but the driver refuses to take it easy and attracts the cops. *Congrats on 300k subs btw!*

@PersianPlatypus

6 жыл бұрын

Even so, remember to thank the bus driver

“Alright no more slow ride, this is *ride* “

"gonna be cut for KZread" Still 1:25:43 Yep. Also ice cream cake is my soul

I seriously cracked up when someone said “through he slow and ride” lol

I've been having a lot of trouble with the monster trail because Slow Ride is obviously the hardest song, but I'm glad George showed me how to correctly play the monster trail at 9:00

Chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream. The best

@digitaldeathsquid3448

6 жыл бұрын

You ever had Wetherspoon's chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream? It's a god among brownie/ice cream combos. Their cookie dough sandwich and vanilla ice cream is heavenly as well. And all for less than 5 whole English pounds

@stevenelsen2466

4 жыл бұрын

Mine is the Cookie Dough Sundae from Culver's

Hidden key to soulless 6 was hidden in this, now we just wait..

As a person who couldnt ever figure out how to FC this song on easy at 100% speed, I am impressed

Local man goes dangerously fast on a slow ride

@willgregg1076

5 жыл бұрын

I imagine a slow being a low rider with hydraulics, don’t know why.

@Squarp_

4 жыл бұрын

Whait Thats ilegal

@garygilbenson

4 жыл бұрын

More at 11

On 50% speed at 16:23 it sounds like ukog is getting hyped over playing slow ride normally 😂

Randy - the fast Açai - the memes Leaf green - the tapping Ukog - the wierd

@Anthony-ob5fy

4 жыл бұрын

What about Jason?

“I’m gonna cut this for KZread.” *Video is an hour and 25 minutes long* …Sweet Jesus.

"THE FASTER YOU PLAY, THE BETTER YOU GAY" -Georgie-boi, 2018 46:30

@Mahaveez

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, I fast-forwarded right to that quote before even seeing this comment. The power of gay must have compelled me.

Made it into ur vid! I said u were gonna lose the fc at 110 lul. I was so glad I could make it to the stream it was really fun! Congrats on 300k Ukog. You deserve it!

@ggscrub8280

5 жыл бұрын

Why did you say 110 lmfaoooooo

@NeonBeeCat

5 жыл бұрын

You madlad

Someone needs to make the chart "Slow Ride but every note makes it 1% faster"

slow ride: 500% exilelord: *soulless 7 confirmed*

i like cakes with a lot of chocolate in them

@TheMysteriousKnight

6 жыл бұрын

i like chocolate with a lot of cake in them

@ZeldaACFan17

6 жыл бұрын

CHOCOLATE CAKE!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE! I also like chocolate ice cream and a few other things (Reese’s peanut butter cups, Hershey’s chocolate, any chocolate chip cookies)

315% is my bet Edit: n v m

@Coralium

6 жыл бұрын

O O F

@simmbuddy

6 жыл бұрын

smart bet when he goes 10% up every time... ^^

@blazenovatov6076

6 жыл бұрын

Speed Stacking Maniac hi Joshua, didn’t think I’d find you here lol

@YoShibyl

5 жыл бұрын

Neh Vurr Mind

510 would be the "speed of an airbag popping inside a microwave with popcorn in it ride"

Those trill edits are absolutely GLORIOUS!

Chocolate chip cookies. They're the only thing even remotely close to "desert" that I eat.

2:09 “slown’t ride”😂

2:00 realizes youtube might take down the vid for copyright Ukog: "SLOW RIIIDDE, TAKE IT EAZZZAAYY"

Favorite dessert is undoubtably an apple fritter with whipped cream, and a scoop of golden vanilla ice cream.

I love how he looks like he feels so accomplished when he gets a new high score.

The faster you play, the better you gay! -Ukog 2018

Thank YOU ukog for your videos and lives! Congratulations for 300k!💚

That moment when George looked at the camera like Les Claypool from Primus.

You’ll get to 100% and fail. I’m totally right because Slow Ride is totally an hour and twenty minutes long.

@grandpanoogie2665

6 жыл бұрын

Totally

@xX0T1Xx

5 жыл бұрын

Totally

@ci.netproductions

Жыл бұрын

Totally

as time goes on you gradually become ghphenom during this video

I want someone to chart the full version where it goes 200 bpm towards the end with an insane guitar solo.

When Slow Ride gets so fast it starts to sound like Jordan by Buckethead.

Meanwhile, I got a hole in one in mini golf. On hole 15.

At 160% it started to sound like a ZZ Top song

@grandpanoogie2665

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah seriously.

12:12 "Hm what? What's going on here? Theres no such thing as fast ride? Oh shit... nope nope nope" *cat leaves*

🎶FAST RIDE, TAKE IT SPEEDY🎶

my favourite dessert is chocolate fudge cake with vanilla ice cream

THE FASTER YOU PLAY, THE BETTER YOU GAY ...PLAY! (46:29)

Vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup topping. Those two go so well together.

Watching the 200% run at .5 speed is very entertaining.

Slow ride... picking up the pace ride... I’m genuinly dying ride... not even possible omg PLUS CONGRATS ON 300k BRO 😁

*SLOW RIDE INTENSIFIES*

through the fire and slow ride got me dying

Waffles with butterscotch sause has always been a favourite of mine

My favorite is probably the Sahara Dessert but sometimes I crave the Death Valley in California.

I do love me some Key Lime Pie, best dessert.

@Adam-yo3bt

6 жыл бұрын

Jackson Morris right

Meanwhile, the members of Foghat are having a laugh at this and loving it.

this video is a true testament to human evolution and how far we can push ourselves

Love your vids

I love me some cookie dough ice cream myself Ukog

@stevenelsen2466

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@jacobnelsen2786

2 жыл бұрын

Me 3!

12:05 The cat was like "Eh human I want foo- oh he's at this lame game again fuck that shit"

This game speeds songs up the right way without making it high pitched

My fav dessert is chocolate mousse

Doctor: you have 1 hour and 25 minutes to live Me:

@grandpanoogie2665

6 жыл бұрын

Take it easy on the highway to hell or the staircase to heaven or reaching nirvana

*seems like granny strapped a firework to her chest*

It took me embarrassingly long to realize that the high scores are speed-dependent.

I like vanilla ice cream

430%

Should’ve done this with the full album version of the song

It's so weird by like 400% this never happens but I actually felt kind of nauseous. Lol . That was intense .

Directions not clear. Did NOT "take it easy" ;-;

I'm a cheesecake man myself

@Sleep_Attenuation

6 жыл бұрын

v respectable

@ac1dace950

6 жыл бұрын

Us Alexs think alike

All I remember from this video is Ukog getting A NEW HIGH SCORE for the millionth time

i respect anyone that makes it thru

Nobody: George: A N O T H E R N E W H I G H S C O R E

Slow ride but repeated and with 7 ads Still watched and enjoyed it

Congratulations on 300k ukog!

This is the content I subscribe for.

He didn't play on easy!!! *TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR(gasp)RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(GASP)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

@mracorn2669

6 жыл бұрын

hyper biscuit yea dude wth we all know easy is harder than expert

@lorettabes4553

6 жыл бұрын

I lovw the fact that you added the gasp.

SLOW ride... but it SPEEDS up

Tiramisu *CONGRATS ON 300,000!!!* May the slow ride of our lives last forever

That trill is not fucking fair. Honestly, the fact that you hit that is actually amazing. You HAVE to be the best player IN THE WORLD

28:45

haha you failed slow ride you noob Also, banana cream pie. Banana is the best flavour of anything.

If I'm honest, I stopped using no fail since 2008 when expert was just a cakewalk 😄

Personally I love having a delicious cheesecake from a local shop in my town called afterthoughts. Going there with friends is always nice and it has created some of my most treasured moments.

its not slow ride anymore

Watching this video at 12:30 am instead of sleeping... Yes. This feels right.

I heard him say it cant take that long then i saw the video was an hour and a half long and just thought to myself. Oh jesus.

Ooh, that's a tough one. if we're talking ice cream, I'll go Salted Caramel, though Dippin Dots is boss and any flavor in that is awesome fun(especially bubblegum). if we're talking cake... probably have to go with the good old Aussie classic, Woolworth's chocolate mud cake.

This dude played better at ~500% speed than i do at normal speed lol

My favorite dessert is chocolate dolcini. It's like a parfait, but Italian. It's delicious, and I highly recommend it!

I recently discovered buttermilk pie, and by god I fell in love.

Randomly clicks video watches for 20 minutes, pauses uses restroom comes back hits play see the length of video goes and writes comment no one sees it and every one forgets about it.

I really wanna see ukog put a shoe on his head, pillow under his shirt, stand up with strap, and sing the lyrics to slow ride

Through the fire and the slow ride someone make that a thing please lmao

Thank you for the great content keep it up

I do love myself some chocolate cake, with vanilla & chocolate ice-cream with chocolate syrup on top.

Foghat: Slow Ride UKOGmonkey: How about no?

Congrats man!

If you put the video at 2x speed at 400% you could say he beat slow ride at 800%

My favorite desert is either cookie cake or hot fudge with vanilla ice cream