Simpsons - Rev Lovejoy's Sermon on Constancy

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"For the love of crumbcake" - it's Rev Lovejoy's sermon on the 9 tenets of constancy. Sweet constancy.

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  • @goneyon
    @goneyon7 жыл бұрын

    "Church shouldn't be a chore! It should help you in your daily life!" "It should, but it doesn't." lmao

  • @obscure.reference

    @obscure.reference

    3 жыл бұрын

    “now whose going with daddy to the dump” surely followed by cheers from both children

  • @redlady935

    @redlady935

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@obscure.reference I used to love doing that with my Dad on a Sunday

  • @breather8758

    @breather8758

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's not great that this is accurate lol

  • @willievihaan6643

    @willievihaan6643

    3 жыл бұрын

    i realize I'm kinda off topic but does anybody know of a good place to stream newly released tv shows online?

  • @krewavi4840

    @krewavi4840

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Willie Vihaan try flixzone. You can find it by googling =)

  • @DVal-bl7hm
    @DVal-bl7hm3 жыл бұрын

    It cracks me up how Homer doesn't even say his trademark, "D'oh!" He goes the extra level is yells "Damn it!!" xD

  • @TogetherAtLast

    @TogetherAtLast

    2 жыл бұрын

    LMFAOO

  • @kisbie

    @kisbie

    2 жыл бұрын

    The only place Homer swears properly is in church. 😅

  • @sword111119

    @sword111119

    2 жыл бұрын

    I never even realized that before but now it's cracking me up!

  • @sipioc

    @sipioc

    Жыл бұрын

    The timing and tone of that Dammit, was perfect.

  • @h.a.9880

    @h.a.9880

    Жыл бұрын

    I love that slapstick moment so much.

  • @yarbroughr8482
    @yarbroughr84824 жыл бұрын

    "Constancy . . . . SWEET CONSTANCY." Floors me every time. Wow, what writing and voice acting.

  • @kwamesmith3214

    @kwamesmith3214

    Жыл бұрын

    So Reverend Lovejoy, you admit you grabbed her Constancy. What do you have to say in your defense?

  • @markgoggin4776
    @markgoggin47762 жыл бұрын

    “The longest possible time till more church” loved this line when I was a kid. I too was forced to go to church

  • @eduardomerino8098

    @eduardomerino8098

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same I was forced to go to Lakewood church for most of my childhood and hear the same thing over and over again.

  • @Fools_are_fine_honey

    @Fools_are_fine_honey

    Жыл бұрын

    Until our father asked "Do you guys not want to go to church anymore?" We really only went to humor our grandmother, our nuclear family were all atheists.

  • @NazriB

    @NazriB

    Жыл бұрын

    Lies again? Smart Bundesliga SOC

  • @Hastalaverga420

    @Hastalaverga420

    Жыл бұрын

    And now you’re a miserable Godless piece of 💩

  • @HogartHughes

    @HogartHughes

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NazriB ugh not this guy again

  • @ma3mc3mu-X
    @ma3mc3mu-X4 жыл бұрын

    0:20 Moe: "Aw, for the love of crumb cake."

  • @BlueshirtFan4Ever

    @BlueshirtFan4Ever

    2 жыл бұрын

    I want the recipe.

  • @davidmartineztorres8731

    @davidmartineztorres8731

    2 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that Lenny?

  • @amterasutenma2547

    @amterasutenma2547

    Жыл бұрын

    @@davidmartineztorres8731 Sounds like Moe

  • @URFTBOUND4LIFE

    @URFTBOUND4LIFE

    Жыл бұрын

    Sounded like Flanders. Remember those other guys have no problem swearing. Ned always kept it PG

  • @robbieking4070

    @robbieking4070

    8 ай бұрын

    @@URFTBOUND4LIFENed wouldn’t complain though. More church means more doodily-diddily fun!

  • @felynecomrade
    @felynecomrade7 жыл бұрын

    Even as a six-year-old I could see the humour of Homer yelling "DAMMIT!!!" in Church.

  • @arsenalgooner401

    @arsenalgooner401

    7 жыл бұрын

    felynecomrade good spellings kid

  • @ashleysmith8402

    @ashleysmith8402

    5 жыл бұрын

    You should never cuss in church god can hear you.

  • @DavidZMediaisAwesome

    @DavidZMediaisAwesome

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@arsenalgooner401 what are you criticizing? humour, or dammit? Both are common spellings.

  • @NazriB

    @NazriB

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lies again? Hello WWE88

  • @ContextEffects

    @ContextEffects

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DavidZMediaisAwesome Also, humour is the British / Canadian spelling.

  • @randommindz6782
    @randommindz67825 жыл бұрын

    "It should, but it doesn't" LOL

  • @andrewbixler7104

    @andrewbixler7104

    Ай бұрын

    Least that’s the way they see it

  • @idlecuriosity
    @idlecuriosity6 жыл бұрын

    Awww Maggie was laying her head on her dad's lap.

  • @iwanegerstrom4564
    @iwanegerstrom45647 жыл бұрын

    Sweet constancy....

  • @KingOfElectricNinjas
    @KingOfElectricNinjas7 жыл бұрын

    I want to hear Disco Whistle.

  • @lilyann168

    @lilyann168

    6 жыл бұрын

    Me too! What does that actually sound like??

  • @iaincowell9747

    @iaincowell9747

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lilyann168 kzread.info/dash/bejne/d4aqsbKEg5adfLA.html

  • @lilyann168

    @lilyann168

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@iaincowell9747 wow, thank you for responding to my 3 yr old comment, i had forgotten about this lol. Cool though.....thanks!

  • @williamtell5039

    @williamtell5039

    2 жыл бұрын

    Check out "Bad Girls" by Donna Summer for a great disco whistle part

  • @mathieuleader8601

    @mathieuleader8601

    2 жыл бұрын

    do the hustle

  • @sasquatchdonut2674
    @sasquatchdonut26742 жыл бұрын

    “If the sermon is boring, then through it you shall be snoring.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @loganbangerter1917
    @loganbangerter191710 ай бұрын

    As someone who loves going to church and will never stop attending, I still bust a gut whenever Homer yells DAMN IT! 😂

  • @TheRoadtoRugbyFitness
    @TheRoadtoRugbyFitness7 жыл бұрын

    **Falls asleep** **leans forward, hits head on pew** DAMN IT! Hahahaha

  • @ashleysmith8402

    @ashleysmith8402

    5 жыл бұрын

    Homer just cussed in church.

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191

    @skwisgarskwigelf7191

    4 жыл бұрын

    I damn near fell off the couch laughing when I first saw that part as a kid 😂

  • @dallascowboytouchdown4319

    @dallascowboytouchdown4319

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ashleysmith8402 he forgot where he was

  • @GrooveScorpion
    @GrooveScorpion2 жыл бұрын

    Moe groaning- Aaaaww for the love of crumb cake. So amazing 😆

  • @legitbeans9078

    @legitbeans9078

    7 ай бұрын

    LOL! I never caught exactly what he was saying before. Awesome

  • @agenttheater5
    @agenttheater53 жыл бұрын

    Wow, even Marge fell asleep!

  • @disneyfan9134

    @disneyfan9134

    Ай бұрын

    Yep, when even Marge falls asleep at church, you know this church service is going to be soooo dull and uninspiring and needs to make some serious changes to get people inspired and interested in joining.

  • @jackfreeman1776
    @jackfreeman17762 жыл бұрын

    My god is this the most accurate representation of every time I was forced to go to church before. Well, except for the sound panel.

  • @2up3rm4n1
    @2up3rm4n13 жыл бұрын

    My mother couldn't tell you two bits about the Simpsons, unless one of her grandchildren told her about it, but she was in the room and the tv was on and when they came through the door, "man, am I glad to be out of there" she just laughed.

  • @christopherthemis6847
    @christopherthemis6847 Жыл бұрын

    Moe:aw for the love of crumb cake. Dude good restraint

  • @1matsg
    @1matsg2 жыл бұрын

    This makes me remember as a kid how boring the church sermons are and I just wanted to skip straight to the closing hymns and go home.

  • @mivapusa
    @mivapusa Жыл бұрын

    Sermon was so long, Lenny's hair turned grey

  • @emtobed
    @emtobed8 жыл бұрын

    Homer: dammit xd

  • @snoopitybloop
    @snoopitybloop4 жыл бұрын

    Lovejoy’s voice is super funny!

  • @sarunask.4406
    @sarunask.44066 жыл бұрын

    I love how somebody just claps after got waken by a bird ;DD Love Simpsons for moments like that alone... Just LOL...

  • @iaincowell9747
    @iaincowell97473 жыл бұрын

    Lisa's face in the thumbnail. 😂

  • @patwaters-actormoviereviewer
    @patwaters-actormoviereviewer Жыл бұрын

    I love how Marge is the only one listening, whereas everyone else in the building is sleeping.

  • @danielgoss6367

    @danielgoss6367

    Жыл бұрын

    She eventually fell asleep too lol

  • @dencamp6685

    @dencamp6685

    Жыл бұрын

    That because she is daffy.

  • @eleanorhogan8643

    @eleanorhogan8643

    7 ай бұрын

    Well are you surprised? Reverend Lovejoy is the most BORING man in the world and he loves the sound of his own voice.

  • @rahsaanbrown883
    @rahsaanbrown8837 жыл бұрын

    1:06 Thank you, Homer..

  • @RudieObias
    @RudieObias Жыл бұрын

    “Oh, for the love of crumb cake!” 😂

  • @detmstr341
    @detmstr3414 жыл бұрын

    Moe- For the love of crumb cake. That came from out of nowhere.

  • @sarahwright7076
    @sarahwright70763 жыл бұрын

    I came here for that legendary DAMMIT. 😂😂😂

  • @jdbruiser
    @jdbruiser Жыл бұрын

    You know a sermon is boring as all heck when you have Marge disapproving of Lisa and Bart sleeping one moment, the she ends up falling asleep too!

  • @lilyann168
    @lilyann1686 жыл бұрын

    OH MY GOD this was totally me in church when I was forced to go.

  • @ejr23

    @ejr23

    5 жыл бұрын

    Try being forced into Catholicism as a kid. I HATED going to church on Sunday. Stupid itchy church pants and dress shoes that hurt like fuck!

  • @stevepaul6955

    @stevepaul6955

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can definitely picture my dad saying that.lol.

  • @orsonjarrett

    @orsonjarrett

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @Brugar18

    @Brugar18

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ejr23 im glad that i was growing in a secular household

  • @davidmartineztorres8731

    @davidmartineztorres8731

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ejr23 similar story here. don't forget the physical punishment at school.

  • @TheMidnightPhil
    @TheMidnightPhil Жыл бұрын

    I cannot begin to overstate how much I don't miss going to church.

  • @KMDragonS
    @KMDragonS Жыл бұрын

    0:50 me on Friday as soon as I get home from work

  • @glumanteri
    @glumanteri2 жыл бұрын

    I like that everyone falls asleep and snores loudly XD

  • @joshuawatson575
    @joshuawatson5757 жыл бұрын

    Even as a kid when he yelled dammit I died laughing.. Something so simple and yet so hilarious. Seth MacFarlane needs to take notes on how to do it right

  • @kisbie

    @kisbie

    5 жыл бұрын

    Homer would usually say “d’oh” of course but sometimes the uncensored version is much funnier.

  • @c0mpu73rguy

    @c0mpu73rguy

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, he shouldn't. It's not his style. His style may suck but it's still his.

  • @BrianD.Stringham1593

    @BrianD.Stringham1593

    3 жыл бұрын

    He does, it’s just that he confuses the notes that he wrote down from the good seasons with the notes on how NOT to write an episode from the bad seasons. It was ALL just a complete misunderstanding.

  • @a_donut

    @a_donut

    Жыл бұрын

    Seth McFarlane is the type of guy who can tell a good joke, but not a good story

  • @masterknife8423

    @masterknife8423

    Жыл бұрын

    Seth Mcfarlane couldn't write a good show if it could save his life

  • @dingers5days
    @dingers5days2 жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately this video cuts off the line where Homer says “sorry marge, I’ve got a lot of work to do around the bed”. These seasons were just packed with great jokes

  • @Brugar18
    @Brugar183 жыл бұрын

    -Church shouldn't be a chore, it should help you in your daily life -it should but it doesn't Haha even Homer underatands that.

  • @tell-it-like-it-is8305
    @tell-it-like-it-is83053 жыл бұрын

    I hated going to church as a kid... church was exactly boring like this.

  • @peppertrout
    @peppertrout Жыл бұрын

    Groening’s grandfather was a preacher. The grandson made a decision and now he mocks his grandfather.

  • @Videokid703
    @Videokid7035 жыл бұрын

    Homer: damnit Me as Lovejoy: today's sermen is on Looks at homer Swearing Homer: Damnit the hell love joy

  • @ryanmartini4881
    @ryanmartini48814 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha that is so funny when Homer Simpson yells damn it at church

  • @Chudpope
    @Chudpope Жыл бұрын

    In the scene where Homer's head is swinging forward into the back of the pew we can clearly see Edna sat in one of the rows behind, and yet when we see the rest of the congregation she is nowhere to be seen. Are we to believe that this is some sort of magic pew? Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

  • @EPGamer22
    @EPGamer22 Жыл бұрын

    Honestly of the whole town have a choice then only Flanders and marge would be the only once in church

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy14 жыл бұрын

    0:57 : This is me on December 26. It's the longest possible time before more Christmas! LOL

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey81684 жыл бұрын

    Personally I'm amazed they all managed to fall asleep so easily. Church pews are horrendously uncomfortable.

  • @RBKearney

    @RBKearney

    3 жыл бұрын

    That just shows how boring it is!

  • @DanknDerpyGamer
    @DanknDerpyGamer2 жыл бұрын

    Homer smacking his head on the pew, and shouting "DAMN IT!" made me laugh my ass off when I first heard it/saw this episode. 😂😂

  • @melaniegreene7249
    @melaniegreene7249 Жыл бұрын

    Marge can be such a hypocrite. Even though she was awake at the start of the first sermon and elbowed Bart and Lisa for their dozing off, she herself would fall asleep like everyone else during the re-reading of the sermon.

  • @zroutube

    @zroutube

    2 ай бұрын

    I don't see her as a hypocrite here. The sermon was objectively boring as fuck, so naturally, everyone was falling asleep. She just felt they should try to dutifully pay attention regardless. She was trying to do the right thing as she saw it, trying to keep the rest of the family awake and to stay awake herself. And in the end she dozed off. I honestly don't see any hypocrisy there, Marge is no Lois Griffin after all. Her concern is genuine, well meaning.

  • @brokensoul8390
    @brokensoul8390 Жыл бұрын

    Marge's devoutness is admirable yet completely illogical

  • @Karpp1nen

    @Karpp1nen

    5 ай бұрын

    Why would anything illogical be admireable? lol

  • @ChiebukaOraedu

    @ChiebukaOraedu

    2 күн бұрын

    How so?

  • @Jay60888
    @Jay608882 жыл бұрын

    Ok, that was disturbing. Homer taking his pants off, in front of his kids. 😳

  • @jaywilliams1908

    @jaywilliams1908

    9 ай бұрын

    I'm pretty sure this isn't the first time they've seen him with his pants off. They're use to it

  • @rhurn3605
    @rhurn36056 жыл бұрын

    Everyone so tired xD also moe said "oh for the love of crumcake" after lovejoy said "we'll have to start over again" 😂😂😂😂

  • @shannonlewis2022
    @shannonlewis20229 ай бұрын

    This is why it’s important to find a church that can relate to you, rather than just going because.

  • @JazzJaRa
    @JazzJaRa11 ай бұрын

    0:47 lol the eyes of Dr. Hibbert xD

  • @richardalex4516
    @richardalex45165 жыл бұрын

    Sweeeeeet constanccccyyyyyyyy

  • @mossgeorge2001
    @mossgeorge2001 Жыл бұрын

    Church should be a choice not a chour. People like Kitty and Marge need to learn that.

  • @AM12655
    @AM126553 жыл бұрын

    When i see Homer slamming his head on the pew and then cursing, reminds me of another moment in my life of just another day.....

  • @Digitalfairy
    @Digitalfairy4 ай бұрын

    Thank goodness the church I used to go to had pamphlets at least for us to follow the sermon and better understand it... until the padrecito passed on and with it the deer they were looking after was moved and the place fell into disrepair. Still it woulda been cool to see our pastor use the same button as reverend lovejoy.

  • @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis
    @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis2 жыл бұрын

    ‘It should but it doesn’t.’

  • @stuartbarclay7940
    @stuartbarclay79402 ай бұрын

    0:13 Homer: *DAMNIT!*

  • @maxbeale8186
    @maxbeale8186 Жыл бұрын

    Lol, everyone falling asleep in church is exactly what I do when I have to listen to a boring sermon

  • @TimeCat-ye1wi
    @TimeCat-ye1wi3 жыл бұрын

    0:13 me when I overslept

  • @theutopiantrainer
    @theutopiantrainer3 жыл бұрын

    "Who's going with me to the dump?"

  • @hyperfairy7779
    @hyperfairy7779 Жыл бұрын

    Even ned was bored and asleep

  • @aleksandarvil5718

    @aleksandarvil5718

    6 ай бұрын

    0:40 EVEN Marge TOO

  • @Epee2134
    @Epee2134 Жыл бұрын

    Ah yes. Constancy. Sweet, sweet, Rockman no Constancy...

  • @caustin850
    @caustin8504 жыл бұрын

    0:12 Homer: *DAMMIT!!!* Cory: Simpson!

  • @garthdavis4320
    @garthdavis43202 ай бұрын

    My family used to take me to church. I'm glad those days are over.

  • @tommy1gtr
    @tommy1gtr2 ай бұрын

    EVERY church should come with those sound effects built in

  • @nathanielhellerstein5871
    @nathanielhellerstein587111 ай бұрын

    There's something about the sound of the Reverend's voice that makes people lose consciousness. If we could scientifically replicate this effect, then we could use it as an anesthetic, and as a weapon of war.

  • @willarity6927
    @willarity69272 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, Pastor Nelson, Gethsemane Lutheran Church, Berkley, MI circa 1970. I remember you

  • @RitzLazyArtist
    @RitzLazyArtist6 ай бұрын

    0:24 Lisa's face tho

  • @borntoclimb7116
    @borntoclimb71163 жыл бұрын

    I love the bird sound

  • @simonmannionsj
    @simonmannionsj2 жыл бұрын

    Nawww for the love of crumb cake 😂😂

  • @austinstitzel
    @austinstitzel5 жыл бұрын

    Reverend Lovejoy talks like he's from Alabama

  • @salinakeller2155
    @salinakeller21552 жыл бұрын

    Man am I glad to be outta there!

  • @tommy1gtr
    @tommy1gtr2 ай бұрын

    That "Dammit" was the greatest! 😅😅

  • @robbieking4070
    @robbieking40708 ай бұрын

    0:20 Moe: Aww, for the love of crumb cake 😂

  • @Criminal.Lawyer
    @Criminal.Lawyer7 жыл бұрын

    Lol Bart's clothes at 0:50

  • @itsbigal92
    @itsbigal923 жыл бұрын

    Oh it's a Jess at the feedback about church not helping with your daily life would be best directed to Lovejoy

  • @nifralo2752
    @nifralo2752 Жыл бұрын

    They are stipping off with the door wide open

  • @andrewsnow1837
    @andrewsnow18374 жыл бұрын

    Damn It!!!

  • @sawmill035
    @sawmill0352 жыл бұрын

    I am a Christian myself, but boy I can relate to that feeling of getting home after a long sermon, especially when I was younger and didn't understand the message lol.

  • @RayanKsA170

    @RayanKsA170

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wow i go pray 5 times a day in mosque and it’s the best thing in my whole day lol 🌝 no wonder the Christen religion is dead 🙂

  • @RockyandTuck
    @RockyandTuck4 жыл бұрын

    DAMNIT!!!

  • @7MasterJedi7
    @7MasterJedi77 жыл бұрын

    "It should, but it doesn't." lol so true.... that's why I don't waste Sunday mornings at a damn church

  • @lilyann168

    @lilyann168

    6 жыл бұрын

    amen

  • @RSE

    @RSE

    6 жыл бұрын

    the anti church propaganda worked then.. matt groening is a freemason

  • @deployedkitty

    @deployedkitty

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@RSE Stonecutter*

  • @crimsonwing4029

    @crimsonwing4029

    5 жыл бұрын

    Makes me glad I'm an atheist.

  • @BuckingBadger

    @BuckingBadger

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm a catholic and let me say this church is boring as fuck

  • @mustafafranklin
    @mustafafranklin2 ай бұрын

    💥😖 DAMN IT 🤣🤣

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait to get out of Church, to go scavenging in the dump! Ouch.

  • @BlueshirtFan4Ever
    @BlueshirtFan4Ever3 жыл бұрын

    0:13 "#DAMMIT" 😴💥🤦🏻‍♂️⛪🤬

  • @jasonmaclean719
    @jasonmaclean719Ай бұрын

    I never noticed Dr. Hibert was wearing his white medical coat. Now that's constancy, ..er, consistency

  • @alexsander6422
    @alexsander64225 жыл бұрын

    DAMMIT!!

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley19944 жыл бұрын

    *DAMMIT!!!!!!*

  • @dencamp6685
    @dencamp6685 Жыл бұрын

    Two words Marge. Big......Deal!

  • @andrewmcdonald1614
    @andrewmcdonald16144 жыл бұрын

    0:09 Lenny has gray hair and 3 seconds later he has black hair. Kind of weird.

  • @thaddeust.thirdiii736
    @thaddeust.thirdiii7362 жыл бұрын

    DAMNIT!!

  • @JarvisBaileyVA
    @JarvisBaileyVA3 жыл бұрын

    1:00 Ain't that the truth Lisa.

  • @memes4you658
    @memes4you6586 жыл бұрын

    Thank god i'm an atheist none of the 9 hour praying crap

  • @jasminnemcdonald94A

    @jasminnemcdonald94A

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm an Atheist, too. I'm into rock and roll music.

  • @manuelmateo3392

    @manuelmateo3392

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's not exactly what churches do.

  • @gavwrecker

    @gavwrecker

    4 жыл бұрын

    *thanks god then says hes an atheist*

  • @rtozier2011

    @rtozier2011

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gavwrecker God gives us the power to recognise there is no God. And that's not an oxymoron: the first is the light of the world; the second is the construct of the human douchebags who think it's okay to tell everyone else how to live their best lives.

  • @rtozier2011

    @rtozier2011

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Anton Anton Yes and no.

  • @nicolarombi1958
    @nicolarombi19582 жыл бұрын

    It should, but it doesn't! 🤣

  • @calliefinck6275
    @calliefinck62753 жыл бұрын

    what episode is this

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wqАй бұрын

    What episode?

  • @Willverinerage
    @Willverinerage3 жыл бұрын

    0:13 me reacting to Justin Trudeau becoming PM

  • @eduardomerino8098

    @eduardomerino8098

    2 жыл бұрын

    And me reacting to Joe Biden being “elected”.

  • @simonmarshall19
    @simonmarshall192 жыл бұрын

    0:12 darn 0:44 wake up call

  • @rhurn3605
    @rhurn36056 жыл бұрын

    Why is everyone there when they're so tired xD ahahahaha 😂😂

  • @brandonosgood4162
    @brandonosgood41622 жыл бұрын

    0:10 Homer:😴😪💥“DAMMIT!”😖

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