Pretty sure most of European folklore specifically warned us about this.

@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire

8 ай бұрын

Eastern European folklore says she'll put me to sleep and eat me alive.

@cadoto1686

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, I’m not playing that game again

@JMS_Hunter

8 ай бұрын

​@cadoto1686 what you mean with again... be specific

@serath78

8 ай бұрын

And yet we will not heed the warnings.

@Iamyolomonkey-ed2gh

7 ай бұрын

You’re not wrong lol

My D&D instincts tell me it's a trap. I'm about to be eaten, used in a ritual, or used for some shenanigans.

@Muschelschubs3r

10 ай бұрын

Genre savvy!

@Swishasweet2811

10 ай бұрын

It's probably a tranny

@earendil261

10 ай бұрын

Shenanigans please 😂

@meowdaruff5621

10 ай бұрын

i'm all down for it if it's with her

@gmg9010

10 ай бұрын

But the upside

No. I hate narcissists

@NowLedgeOutpost

14 күн бұрын

🍷🗿cheers

@oalbb

13 күн бұрын

🍷🗿

@Dan_The_Paper

12 күн бұрын

🍷🗿

@Theicons62524

12 күн бұрын

Real

@FrostyIgnition

12 күн бұрын

Women☕️

Looks like she’s too in love with herself 😅

@glitterbug5678

16 күн бұрын

Oh nooo Confidence and joy How intimidating and bad Self love is only threatening if you'd rather self hate

@user-sf9gs2pg1b

13 күн бұрын

@@glitterbug5678It’s okay to love yourself, note that the original comment says she’s *too* in love with herself. There can be too much of a good thing. If you disagree, to each their own.

@abdabtele

12 күн бұрын

She?

@glitterbug5678

11 күн бұрын

@@user-sf9gs2pg1b my point was that I don't think a short clip on KZread shorts that is part of a trend shows anyone is too in love with themselves. For all we know this video was posted to boost self esteem due to feeling low or unattractive. Comment section is full of "what a narcissist" "self absorbed e-girl" People taking this short video way too seriously

@Malohta

8 күн бұрын

No room in her heart for anyone but herself.

Get out of my swamp.

@Questionsarelong

9 ай бұрын

Donkeeyy

@trytodraw5373

9 ай бұрын

This is the very best comment I have ever seen. Thank you, Shrek.

@stinkystink9830

9 ай бұрын

Blessed king

@lainiwakura666

8 ай бұрын

Get on top of the comment section ,now

@NC0BEaT0LaBS0

8 ай бұрын

I'm old Greg!

"I dont care who the IRS sends where, im not paying my taxes"

@peachybeachy3635

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@GundamGokuTV

9 ай бұрын

I get that reference.

@fisrt1

9 ай бұрын

Lol

@user-ih3nb3wl8l

9 ай бұрын

Yes

@Brandelwyn

9 ай бұрын

True

No, never. I don't fall in love with narcissistic e-women who give my attention for granted.

@luvluh

5 күн бұрын

speak for yourself

@feartheghus

5 күн бұрын

If it makes you feel better he’s actually a dude, so it’d be a narcissistic e-dude. It doesn’t make me feel better either.

@DavidCruickshank

4 күн бұрын

Found the incel

@badasstoad9419

4 күн бұрын

@@DavidCruickshank Because we don’t fall in love with someone with an unattractive personality? That goes for both men and women, what’s wrong with you? Lol

@souldry

Күн бұрын

@@DavidCruickshanksimp

For the last time, THE IRS WILL NOT MAKE ME PAY MY TAXES!

Falling in love and being horny are two very different things

@sunstone_xd8977

7 ай бұрын

What makes you think that nobody would just have an average attraction to her, a beautiful woman just chilling like a goddess in the woods

@Christ_died_for_your_sins_777.

7 ай бұрын

They're not different if you love being horny 😏

@_.violyse._

7 ай бұрын

did... are you saying this made you horny?? do you, uh... not see many women...?

@nayibarce1696

7 ай бұрын

​@@sunstone_xd8977because fall in love is not possible just by seeing, anything that feels kind of like that is mental obsession not falling in love

@sunstone_xd8977

7 ай бұрын

@@nayibarce1696 I think they mean more of that feeling you get that's the start of falling in love, the most recent example I can think of is Otto Octavious and his wife talking about when she saw him in college she knew it wasn't going to be easy

Falling in love with a random stranger in the woods is literally serial killer simping.

@Bubbleetuna

8 ай бұрын

Ok

@Martin.chapman

8 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing to be honest 🤣

@shortsismakingmybrainrot

8 ай бұрын

Uh I mean, if it was bukkit... Well, as long as she's not a serial killer, I'm okay right? 'Cause I'm just a simp by nature and I would definitely fall immediately 😭

@VinVin_31

8 ай бұрын

Creepy pasta fans are years ahead of you.

@eattheasslikeitsgrass5113

8 ай бұрын

Bro it’s a joke calm down 💀

No one "falls in love" at first sight. People fall in *lust* or *attraction* at first sight and just think it's "love". Actual love is built through genuine emotional connection, which takes time.

@badasstoad9419

4 күн бұрын

Yeah, and no narcissism. She doesn’t take the right approach, neither for that level of connection and nor for getting the attention she wants online.

I heard Nymphs can kill with a simple gaze

@peopleskingdomofwolcottia

18 күн бұрын

She's not a nymph, she's a full-blown vampire. She would drain you up dry, and not in a good way.

@AvocaToast

2 күн бұрын

SIMP 🫵🫵🫵🫵

Scottish folklore has thousands of stories as to why this is a bad idea

@EVILSCOTSMAN2k11

5 ай бұрын

Keep Iron jewellery, you'll thank me later.

@lordsathariel4384

5 ай бұрын

im currently working on the perfect solution atm im working on a ring or possibly bracelet made of iron silver and bronze so i think im set for around 70% of supernatural beings.@@EVILSCOTSMAN2k11

@mortarion9813

4 ай бұрын

​@@LuckyMassiveYou folks really can't comprehend the fact that some folks have similar ideas or come from the same places, huh?

@merox944

4 ай бұрын

bro i just was, nahh she have better mewing than my bro’s

@Pugh.Pugh.BarneyMcGrew

3 ай бұрын

This is one of the times when English and Scottish are in perfect alignment!

After 700 hours of gameplay in the Forest, I trust no woman in the woods

@gamingdocx6693

7 ай бұрын

😂 how'd your comment's like didn't go up to 1K bro? How🤣

@r.f886

7 ай бұрын

@@gamingdocx6693 tnx bud maybe because of Virginia in Sons of the Forest ppl trust her

@elvisvan

7 ай бұрын

dude get yo ass on the top damn it

@commodorejones8044

7 ай бұрын

Naaaah, I heard that!

@schaventalakimungous4855

7 ай бұрын

Aye, 1000th like on the comment

Men don’t fall in “love” at first sight, they fall in lust. A man would lust you. He would need to know you to love you.

@badasstoad9419

4 күн бұрын

100%. ❤ Plus I never fall in love with narcissists. That being said, I would not lust a Mushroom. xD Edit: Ironic, considering my Pfp

Would you ask a bear the same question?

I'm from Romania, so my folklore dictates that if I see a really pretty woman in the woods (iele) I need to GTFO as fast as humanly possible.

@K_S-13075

5 ай бұрын

Yes, but…. I would still simp (I’m Hungarian)

@ssychosav

5 ай бұрын

@@K_S-13075 lmao yes simping is allowed but at what cost?

@bazzarr

5 ай бұрын

@@K_S-13075 What is this, how you say, "simp"?

@SlavicDoom

5 ай бұрын

Bruh it's a literal dude

@jakenake3401

5 ай бұрын

Let's be honest if majority of Romanian guys saw her in the woods she's not making it out alive

Seems like the skinwalkers are trying out different tactics

@alex.hleconte6007

8 ай бұрын

This is absolutely fucking hilarious

@triplumberelectro8611

8 ай бұрын

You made me chock on my drink

@SpeedyProdz1

8 ай бұрын

I’m on the lookout😬👀

@MessiahManiac

8 ай бұрын

I know right

@GabrielMichaelDels

8 ай бұрын

Brothers, get ze shotgun.

No I’d be wondering why the hell a creepy old lady is in the woods with a camera

Many countries have stories on why this is gonna end up real bad

If I saw a woman like this in the woods I’d assume it’s some kinda setup for a robbery

@Slugonthese

10 ай бұрын

Shoot first ask questions later

@angelakun3162

10 ай бұрын

​@@SlugontheseNot bad

@_Tipic

10 ай бұрын

​@@Slugonthesewhat if i dont have a gun

@1Flyingfist

10 ай бұрын

Exactly 😂 Time to gtfo of there ASAP!

@nonethelessfirst8519

10 ай бұрын

Trys its hardest to look like a fairy boy

“Go in the woods to play in grass, not fairy ass”. - Sun Tzu the art of war

@neilwths118

7 ай бұрын

BHAHQHAHHAHQHAHAA 😂😂😂😂

@tasteslikepennies2549

7 ай бұрын

I thought that was Elton John

@slt4463

6 ай бұрын

man fuck sun tzu im be all up in that

@matto155

6 ай бұрын

I think that's in the DLC "The art of traps and fairy snacks"

@blackswan5034

6 ай бұрын

She is a real woman but she has a huge ego that's for su​re @@matto155

No, I'd run from a random person I found in the woods.

Where's the damn bear when we need it!?

No, i'm German. I've read all the horrifying fairytales.

@TheBasedDepartment.

6 ай бұрын

You won't because you're german. I won't because she's an elf with wings. We are not the same.

@stillwaterpropertysolution1570

6 ай бұрын

Same brother

@matthewkovack-reed8444

6 ай бұрын

No I've read the the grim brothers fairy tales

@Smiller-z4m

5 ай бұрын

My brother ive got bamboozle, it was a guy dressed as a woman now im scared for life

@Smiller-z4m

5 ай бұрын

Lgtv is hell

Be fooled not, guys she's the IRS

@sunstone_xd8977

7 ай бұрын

*GASP*😱

@RiverStone64

7 ай бұрын

this one got a good giggle from me

@ACasualObsession

7 ай бұрын

I don't care who the IRS sends, I still won't pay my taxes!

@Isaac-muntz

7 ай бұрын

@@ACasualObsession haha I know the reference 💀

@Ericthecreator123

7 ай бұрын

@taxevasion4life

Nah I’m to busy patrolling the Mojave. It almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

@_ambience101

11 күн бұрын

Hello fellow ncr security guard 🫡

@OrbialDropShockTrooper

8 күн бұрын

We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that.

@_ambience101

8 күн бұрын

You can find the cornel in the main building

I feel like every single English/european folklore I heard from my dad as a kid, and in all the games I’ve played says this is a trap, but it depends on the context

The Irish have been warning us about people like you since before recorded history.

@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow

9 ай бұрын

people have been warning us about the irish since before recorded history XD

@Luka_3D

9 ай бұрын

Absolute gold 🤣🤣

@alexnovak2669

9 ай бұрын

@@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow with good reason.

@ezachleewright2309

8 ай бұрын

​@@alexnovak2669Racism against the Irish is so quaint and silly

@Vininsky

8 ай бұрын

​@@ezachleewright2309that's not what an irish would say

"Ma'am, this is a Starbucks."

@saysoy1

8 ай бұрын

😂😂 I could see it happening in real world

@Fuz3j

8 ай бұрын

Most underrated comment

@horacelidenbrock3905

4 ай бұрын

I'd go with "Sir"...

@RealFemale69

4 ай бұрын

​@@horacelidenbrock3905bitch you blind?

@thatguy9668

17 күн бұрын

Reading this comment in a Starbucks = win!

She sounds straight up like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.....scary.

The Celtics warned me about this

My most respectful and gentle answer is: *No*

@tinysuperaqua

9 ай бұрын

I would probably think I'm on some hardcore drugs to be honest.

@DanisonDJ

9 ай бұрын

I would think she's the weirdest Karen ever

@SBCBears

9 ай бұрын

Easy question, very easy answer: no.

@zackjandali

9 ай бұрын

Yeah the hair is a hard pass

@seldenkovs

9 ай бұрын

Agreed

I think this is how you wake up in a bathtub of ice with one kidney.

@RobertWilliams-wg6uq

7 ай бұрын

Ha!

@Mortainous

7 ай бұрын

Facts.

@chrysaliscrisis8530

7 ай бұрын

not if you're charlie the unicorn, poor dude just woke up bleeding on some grass

@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567

7 ай бұрын

​@@chrysaliscrisis8530still can't believe that they're slaughtering unicorns for printer ink. Unicorns are people too 🦄😭😭😭 #freeunicorns #Europeansagainstprinterink #nomoreunicornbloodink #allhailKimJongUnthediscovereroftheworldsonlyknownunicorncave

@toritori5835

7 ай бұрын

And that’s if you’re lucky.

Jeffrey Dahmer said yes.

If you saw me in the woods you would be running 😂

Pretty sure she's already in love with herself.

@eddiebravo7866

7 ай бұрын

I think it's himself

@luminousdragon

7 ай бұрын

do you find them attractive? @@eddiebravo7866

@henrytoledo4103

6 ай бұрын

​@@eddiebravo7866they/themselves. Non-binary standard pronouns without a male female predefined bias. Im assuming. I cant keep up with the rules or nuances, idk. Whatever

@eddiebravo7866

6 ай бұрын

@@henrytoledo4103 me either. I was just kidding

@herkerr

6 ай бұрын

They all have this specific dweeb face and frantic movement/fucked up poses

Remember kings. Steel for humans, silver for monsters 😂.

@Dasnanortion

6 ай бұрын

And wind's howling!

@Hearshotkid_2113

6 ай бұрын

Medallion’s humming.

@EonsEternity

6 ай бұрын

I be slaying monsters with something else but I don't know which mod it was 🥕🐡

@user-qy2wf2lt6v

6 ай бұрын

D for both, as long as they hot! 😅😅

@hakonstrong-stomp8155

6 ай бұрын

Yo thas right Uncle

Smash and dash, breed and proceed.

No offense but if I saw someone dressed like that in the middle of the woods I'd run the other way cause for all I know it's an evil spirit trying to eat mr😅

you've fallen in love with yourself.

@boRegah

7 ай бұрын

Thats no love. Thats an empty mask in front of a lot of pain.

@user-zy3dh4cm5r

7 ай бұрын

Cold...

@sunstone_xd8977

7 ай бұрын

Shut up dude -_- it's not that deep

@sunstone_xd8977

7 ай бұрын

@@user-zy3dh4cm5r wow ikr so cold it sent shivers down my spine😩

@UniFanatix

7 ай бұрын

Can you be more upfront about how you are obsessed with yourself 😂 no thank you. I will pass. You are desperately seeking attention from anyone you can.

"Billy, get the fucking shotgun with the silver bullets."

@sampomarkunpoika3016

3 ай бұрын

No it's a fae. Silver won't do anything. what you need is iron

@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith

3 ай бұрын

@@sampomarkunpoika3016 Specifically, cold forged iron.

@corous7880

3 ай бұрын

​@@sampomarkunpoika3016 she would still have a big fucking hole in her chest

@DefconLives

3 ай бұрын

The most Hunter the Reckoning sentence ever

@V3RT3X_PINNACLE

3 ай бұрын

It's not silver bullets usually the shells are filled with lead pellets, iron also tends to be soft.

"Silver for monsters..." start's to play.

Women's narcissism has no bounds or limits....

As a wise Norse man once said. "Don't fuck with the fae."

@wolf_izzy

8 ай бұрын

But my dear, we fae are only offering you a good time. Nothing... nefarious about it 😏

@mastathrash5609

8 ай бұрын

Some wooods? I assume that there's a cameraman nearby and they doing artsy things. If I'm alone and I run into some sort of pretty wood Nymph like DEEP in the forest like a hunting trip or backwoods camping. I'm not initially scared but I'm probably going to back away slowly...That said, if I'm going to be slain and used for some sort of magic purpose I can think of worse ways to go...🤷‍♂️

@nanovox9418

8 ай бұрын

Damn straight bub

@chris210racer

8 ай бұрын

“Don’t fuck the fae”

@user-zn7he5rm5t

8 ай бұрын

​@@wolf_izzynow I got the picture of fae leaving carving in trees "for a good time call the local fae"

this went to the wrong audience 💀

@supercynic9607

8 ай бұрын

@NoodleAsianbro she is just using the video to show off some of her cosplays it’s not that deep

@moufettepokla5877

8 ай бұрын

​@NoodleAsianno at most you can tell she's confident on camera, which makes sense because it's her job. The audio is cringe and dumb, but that doesnt make her a narcissist. It's not even her audio. It's a tiktok trend. Chill.

@Imperial_Squid

8 ай бұрын

Seriously, self confidence in your looks isn't narcissistic folks, it might be hard to believe for the average comment goblin, but it's actually pretty normal to love yourself and how you look. The algorithm picked up exactly the wrong audience for this vid...

@Imperial_Squid

8 ай бұрын

​@NoodleAsianit's so cool to meet a psychiatrist online, you must be really really good at your job to diagnose someone from less than a minute long video...

@moufettepokla5877

8 ай бұрын

@@Imperial_Squid right? Like all these people commenting she's a narcissist must be turbo insecure or smth, there's no way theyd say that shit otherwise

I would definitely fall. Not in love though. I would fall because I tripped on something after trying to run away. 🏃‍♂️ 🧚‍♀️

1. i’m a woman 2. i’m a minor

I gotta be honest, if I saw ANYONE in the woods, I can say for certain that "falling in love" is not exactly the first thing I'm feeling.

@tdogreed476

10 ай бұрын

That's what I'm saying. First thing I'd think is why are they here, then I'd think please don't talk to me.

@God-nh9lq

10 ай бұрын

​​@USERNAME_CHECKS_OUT BRO you just projected hard asf lil bro 😂😂😂

@junetxpid2425

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 true

@_TRB_

10 ай бұрын

​@USERNAME_CHECKS_OUTTf are you on?

@liamsanchezgoestovegas

10 ай бұрын

What the hell did “USER_NAME_CHECKS_OUT” say? 😂😂 wtf?

All my years watching horror movies taught me "Don't fall in love with a pretty woman in the forest she's a shapeshifting monster. "

@drownedtrashrat3501

9 ай бұрын

jokes on you im into that

@thekillersandvich1150

9 ай бұрын

i dont care about that i am just so freaking lonely dude

@1BrknHrtdRomeo

9 ай бұрын

Just wanted to log here that the data shows 2/3 would be dead lol

@paralynx8687

9 ай бұрын

worth it

@ryantrone4140

9 ай бұрын

Might have to take the chance anyway...ha

No, I don’t base my feelings on appearances

Guys let her be, shes just doing cosplay. And ngl she is beautiful.

Never fall in love with creatures in the woods. They will eat you alive.

@jaquelinecolibet

9 ай бұрын

Another reason to say yes!

@FloweijFR

9 ай бұрын

Worth it.

@takeo3998

9 ай бұрын

by behind

@GugaKing512

9 ай бұрын

my exact reasoning

@kevinerives8975

9 ай бұрын

Vore

No one will love her as much as she loves herself

@mo.ka.9661

8 ай бұрын

And that's a bad thing?

@jacke.1339

8 ай бұрын

You will see...

@johnsober

8 ай бұрын

​@@mo.ka.9661I think it's a jab at narcissism while also being world play of the video's premise

@toddlerwipes

8 ай бұрын

Couldn't have said it better friend.

@marcuslunsford-od8se

8 ай бұрын

​@mo.ka.9661 it's not a bad thing to love yourself. It becomes a problem when they become so self-absorbed narcissistic and entitled it makes them sickening to behold....most of us rather be around people without a self-important attitude...

No. More likely to become a statistic that way. Rather not have my kidneys robbed.

“It doesn’t matter who you send, I’m still not paying my student debt!” -Someone

The Wendigo has learned how to use social media, I see.

@pzerful

7 ай бұрын

Damn. You beat me.

@arthurservanie3263

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@backtoback6213

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😅

@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj

2 ай бұрын

The Wendigoon.

@Flesh_Wizard

Ай бұрын

​@@EngineerMonkey-zp3yjI'm wendigooning rn 🥶

"I don't even know who you are."

@sunstone_xd8977

7 ай бұрын

I am inevitable...

@erasalams61

7 ай бұрын

Legit 😂

@dutchdaddygamer

7 ай бұрын

"Oh, you will."

@mechasenpai951

7 ай бұрын

@@sunstone_xd8977I am the IRS

@KeitieKalopsia

7 ай бұрын

But I'd fall in love anyway

Looks cute. Deserves a headpat

I treat anyone I see in the woods as a potential threat, especially in remote areas.

Do narcissists shit in the woods?

@StormCrownSr

8 ай бұрын

So yes you would? Or...

@opal1076

7 ай бұрын

No, they eat their own stuff since they are so disgustingly entitled.

@albrown2459

7 ай бұрын

@@StormCrownSr a thats a strong NO

@JohnSmith-el4ez

7 ай бұрын

Asking the real question here

@revmsj

7 ай бұрын

Yes and she falls in love with her own shit after…

If someone "falls in love" from just looks, it's lust, not love.

@Larzang

9 ай бұрын

This. It's just basic biology and brain chemistry, which can be safely ignored by anyone with an actual capacity for intelligence.

@jacobhoward8689

9 ай бұрын

When you initially fall in love, it's infatuation. Love is developed through relationship. Infatuation precedes the actual love. Initially falling for looks isn't always lust, it depends on the focus. If it leads to physical interest only, they stay in love for looks, that's lust. Yet if you like their looks and then become curious about them personally, that can be love, even though looks may have drawn the initial attention.

@korkukokusu8311

9 ай бұрын

No frist impressions matter

@gobblelevclass3nuclearsubm393

9 ай бұрын

this is too reductionist thus inaccurate@@Larzang

@shallnotbeinfringedamerica1683

9 ай бұрын

Over eight years ago that's what I thought.... But I'm still here.... ❤ as ever..... always and forever

As a female bisexual yes I would 😅😅😅

No, I'd be like why is the woman alone in the woods, that's suspicious as hell.

American folklore tells me I'm going to wake up with all my money missing.

@daddycremecake4260

3 ай бұрын

Just dont have Native in front of American and you might be fine

@provider2384

3 ай бұрын

Americans😂

@DrBright5558

3 ай бұрын

@@provider2384 The entire rest of the world 🤣

@Based_Gigachad_001

3 ай бұрын

​@@daddycremecake4260 Not that kind of American folklore.

@CinderedSilver

3 ай бұрын

Wait till you hear about european folklore

She's for the -streets- woods

@massivecowbreakout7555

7 ай бұрын

It's a dude

@TestOk-de5dj

7 ай бұрын

​@@massivecowbreakout7555 life is suffering...

@weidwingelobjegdiv

7 ай бұрын

Dude looks like a lady 🤣

@davidandrews5392

7 ай бұрын

No it's not?

I'd go and make friends with a bear. No shade, bears just kick ass.

I'd wonder how you are so clean if you are in the woods? Like do you walk with a tarp and then throw the tarp off when people come?

No. I'm an adult. I don't fall in love with random ass strangers.

@t-man.2712

9 ай бұрын

True

@ryanscoffeehour6404

9 ай бұрын

Isnt the person you eventually fall in love with, at one point, a stranger?

@pearljaime2

9 ай бұрын

​@@ryanscoffeehour6404well, normay adults will get to know the person before even considering gettint intimate.

@n_jam4

9 ай бұрын

​@@ryanscoffeehour6404yh but you've known that person for a while but in here its u in a forest and you see a fucking butterfly women staring into your soul☠️☠️

@Lee-One

9 ай бұрын

@@n_jam4💀 true

If Dark Souls taught me anything it’s to not trust Mushrooms.

@allorfh2495

9 ай бұрын

Sad elizabeth noises.

@russellmitchell1579

9 ай бұрын

😂Great answer 🏆

@whatanuke5822

9 ай бұрын

Every giant mushroom its a Tyson

How exactly does the maid clothes glitch work? And does it work on normal bodies?

Not with that Rick roll haircut

My primordial instincts and European folktales tell me that a random women with wings in the middle of the woods is not someone I want to approach

@alvaro6522

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@baronhelmut2701

7 ай бұрын

Can you imagine that encounter play out ? "Hello ~stranger~, wanna fall in lo- ..." "NO. Thank you." "But I- ..." "I said No. Alright ?"

@SuperUAP

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, this is a woman nobody with any sense would want. Narcissistic, insecure and petty.

@ramengirl8745

7 ай бұрын

Fr

Simple answer: I've played enough of the witcher 3 to know how to deal with narcissistic forest creatures.

@EtherTheReal

7 ай бұрын

Very good Witcher, we must stay focused brudda😠

@chrisbeckwith6716

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@PlayinWithGhosts

7 ай бұрын

God damn. 😅😂

@Fitsthatmean27

7 ай бұрын

What do you pick? Silver or Steel?

@EtherTheReal

7 ай бұрын

@@Fitsthatmean27 easy one, Silver😈

My Celtic ancestors just came in clutch with a fever dream and warned me about this situation. Hope you like 30-30 win.

4:14 that would be amazing. x different characters with each one of them having an ending

Hunter: "What kind of animal is that?" *Shoots anyways.*

@justancomment4279

9 ай бұрын

Exciting

@nynvib276

9 ай бұрын

"It's coming right for us!"

@yansauron

9 ай бұрын

You are real "Man Of Culture".

@sathira_anuk5179

8 ай бұрын

Satisfaction

@robbynugraha6325

8 ай бұрын

Lol😂

Rdr2 has taught me not to trust a lone woman in the wilderness

@herrflammen6487

9 ай бұрын

Especially in the bayou, I’d light that skinwalker up

@SpikeRazzor

9 ай бұрын

N I G H T F O L K

@herrflammen6487

9 ай бұрын

@@SpikeRazzor N I G H T F O L K

@brolydz5400

9 ай бұрын

Would tie her up, put on my horse and give her to the crocodiles.

@idrinkmilk282

9 ай бұрын

Especially not one that is this in love with itself. Try seperating her from her own reflection and from the adoring thirsty audience she's somehow garnered, she'll have your fucking eyes out faster than you can say tiktok.

YESP YEP YESSIR, Most folklore is about going into the woods and getting kidnapped or eaten but like.. if they look like that.. let them.

No. But be wary who for those that not only will be in love with you, but also want to make love with you. Especially if you're all alone in the woods!

Attention is a hell of a drug.

@sunstone_xd8977

7 ай бұрын

So is manipulation and peer pressure

@emeraldsky956

7 ай бұрын

Yes seems so what a sad creature.

@Riley_Christian

7 ай бұрын

*Narcissism

@sunstone_xd8977

7 ай бұрын

@@Riley_Christian shush

@knightblade0188

6 ай бұрын

@@sunstone_xd8977nah let them cook

No. You’re always holding your chin at a weird angle, and it’s untrustworthy.

@DevouredByADream

7 ай бұрын

Probably because short hair does not favor that strong jaw and pointy chin.

@ryanwood6006

7 ай бұрын

​@DevouredByADream right? Short hair is too boyish. Not into that. Give me a long haired maiden

@Real_Life_Is_More_Important

7 ай бұрын

Bingo.

@juno_the8774

7 ай бұрын

@@ryanwood6006absolutely not, short hair is cute

@donutkakyoin4693

7 ай бұрын

​@@ryanwood6006bro, hell no, personal take, I love short hair.

Stay focused fellow wizard gnomes!

nuh uh, I got warned about the Fae, I ain't falling for that

1. I’m a kid. 2. I’m not interested in going to the forest 3. Mother tells me not to talk to strangers

@StoryGirl17

9 ай бұрын

She told you good things. Stay away from strangers.

@ka-uy8yh

9 ай бұрын

if a girl is ever like this to you, walk away, nothing good comes from narcissists

@Uuu1933

9 ай бұрын

Hey kid !! Here you want some popsicle? Come to grandpa(these popsicle aren't going to suck themselves kids)

@ka-uy8yh

9 ай бұрын

@@Uuu1933 💀

@Mrcheekymonkeyisback

9 ай бұрын

you needed to be protected at all costs. your parents taught you well buddy xD

A vulnerable and attractive looking woman in the middle of the woods who wants you to fall in love with them? Hell naw thats 10,000,000% a trap if I've ever seen one.

@glenecollins

9 ай бұрын

She does make a very cute mushroom though. I would be so screwed if there were actual Fay around I imagine pinching their cheeks for looking too cute would go down poorly.

@arcanaz6583

9 ай бұрын

@@glenecollins Ugh

@glenecollins

9 ай бұрын

@@arcanaz6583 I don’t know if she is that good looking, you should probably see a doctor about that.

@jingleballs9935

9 ай бұрын

@@glenecollinsthis ain’t it lol bro

@misdangered4326

9 ай бұрын

Are traps gay?

It depends. What's your Magic ATK stats? How about your SPD stats? Are you for or against a four-person party? What's your primary element, wind? Got any party supporting buffs? Depending on the answers above, you'll either be main party, second party, or bench.

Takes me back to the question would you rather be in the woods with a random man or A bear.

Lust is different than love, mate.

@monokill7699

9 ай бұрын

shes not worth either

@arianduran1725

9 ай бұрын

LoL 😆. Horny😉 is the new love. Hahaha 😂🤣

@feartheghus

9 ай бұрын

he's not a she.@@monokill7699

@carlos66965

9 ай бұрын

Not if you're doing either one of those things right it isn't.

@EMPEROR_SIN

9 ай бұрын

I don't think there is any lust here, she don't even do of content.

I highly doubt anybody else could love you more than you already love yourself.

@danyg7251

10 ай бұрын

Dude you win

@jolsm9726

10 ай бұрын

😂 Bro this is cold

@beccacoleman498

10 ай бұрын

Yes! 😂

@begerbingchilling

10 ай бұрын

I dont think she does tho, deep down, she insecure that why she needs confirmation

@ron5978

10 ай бұрын

Damnnnnn 😂. Bro you are the 'G'

If I go into the woods and see somebody else, I’m going to take that as a sign that they’re a skinwalker.

A lot of DND experience is saying "no don't do it" but my character is saying "go for it"

If you see someone in the woods dressed like that, it is either a photoshoot, a film set or a crazy person.

@KaizoeAzurum

9 ай бұрын

Why the tautology?

@yurigansmith

9 ай бұрын

It could also be a witch!

@johns9652

9 ай бұрын

Or a Renne-fair.

@user-ph3fx6lx3k

9 ай бұрын

You’re forgetting horror movie monster

@raithdoom

9 ай бұрын

Either way sounds like a party

If I saw someone like you in the woods, I’m definitely going back to the same dealer

@Itsk0sy

Жыл бұрын

Bet 😂

@homersimpsonstudio5273

Жыл бұрын

It seams we got same feelings about this post.

@Aslyxia

Жыл бұрын

😂

@simpledj509chromo7

Жыл бұрын

Okay this made me laugh. Nicely done.

@comutube2745

Жыл бұрын

Based 😂

The lack of armor and weaponry is....... disappointing I much rather find a woman in battle ready gear!

not in the woods, but yes in the city - something about seeing fey creatures outside of their natural habitat is so much more dangerous and alluring

would i fall in love with a random well-manicured and clean person in the woods?? hell no thats a setup for a robbery i’m whippin out the sword

@user-zn9bl7wo6k

9 ай бұрын

wdym by "im wippin out the sword"

@jbed6

9 ай бұрын

@@user-zn9bl7wo6k i mean i’m getting some free xp

@ShadowOfDeadRhodes21

9 ай бұрын

His pp for a pp stand off but she probably has a bigger one than his.. that's my guess anyways

@Hav0t1c

9 ай бұрын

​@@user-zn9bl7wo6khe means he's uhm uhh uhh, Ching ching

@thalmoragent9344

9 ай бұрын

Facts

Got about 1,500 years worth of folk tales telling me to stay away from pretty ladies in the woods.

@SBCBears

9 ай бұрын

And here we see the reason

@spacechimp6442

9 ай бұрын

We know what your fairy tales say about pretty women in the woods, but what about narcissistic trans women with obvious plastic surgery?

@wlg2677

9 ай бұрын

Rumors say this is no lady

@Orknacks

9 ай бұрын

Dont care where boobies

@uhlspetznaz

9 ай бұрын

Found the simp!!!

I'm straight, so no. But honestly, if I were in a girly PC game, I know that you would either be an NPC or a secret side quest, especially that mushroom persona.

Yeah, for the record, I fuckin would, Narcissus