every man needs to simp enough times to know why he should never do it again

@Silver-gm7oo

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't simped before but I saw the consequences and they don't end well

@TeddyBear-um5ll

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for reminding me. 5 times that is. Or 6.

@zay_gzs5635

2 жыл бұрын

A smart man learned from his mistakes a wise man learns from other Peoples mistakes

@miguelcortes7711

2 жыл бұрын

@@TeddyBear-um5ll big facts on god no cap lol

@kvng_eric294

Жыл бұрын

I only simped once and i can say ill never do it again

LOL Broski you hella jokes!

@Kingdj11

2 күн бұрын

I watched you yesterday

I am in pain just watching...not only because of the simping, but also because of that lifeending cut😵

Glad I never had a simp moment ever again since that first time! Bless up bro, road to 1Mill has begun!

I want every young man to know you can’t learn to be an alpha. Its natural. And that doesn’t mean being a womanizer. The most alpha men in my life have helped me tremendously, it made me submit because they led graciously

I can only imagine the pain you were in

Damn, that gash sounded so painful I'm so grateful the eddy helped though, God bless you for posting this! 😁

Mans was not down bad, not down horrendous, He is DOWN FOR THE UNIVERSE

Damn, simpin almost took u out Da Book of Life. I’m glad u survived..

I’ve suffered from this for too long, however, I have now grown to not care and do better.💀

Yessir 🔥🔥. Just watching every vid as they drop. Live and learns folks 😂

I'm a alpha male in training and I'm learning alot from Devonte 😂😂

I have no idea if anyone has said this, but cuts in your mouth heal faster because of the saliva in your mouth (mainly because your saliva produces a lot of protein)

@sibo5204

Жыл бұрын

What are the odds just found u after I got a cut while watching this vid,thanx bro,nigga u were sent by God 6 months ago thank god

Simping ain't pimping.

New subscriber here🔥already like your videos, and this one hit close to home. It may not have played out like your story but I myself did some VERY cringeworthy stuff back in my day like high school including being a super simp. Common guy problems but we’ll all learn to be kings and love ourselves and become wap igniters looking forward to more 👌

Lovely re-upload

Damn. At least you learned your lesson.

Let’s keep it going. Still watching every single videos again!

Make the serious bruh don’t bs! you got it already we glued in with your videos

Lolol at yo yo throw in that TX music flava in those jokes. Dig it

bruh i have been sleeping on this dudes videos

2:02 "Nani?! So you have chosen death" Got my dying laughing

i felt the PAIN OMG BRO XD got i feel the pain uk u be that dude that with the straw in ya mouth 24/7

Afro Ninja approved 🥷🏾🤙🏾

aye here before 1k views lets goo homie

That straw is a samurai

Simping at top tier levels lol

Wow, this was my first time viewing this content but it seems like a older content cause of the outro song in which is my best of all the outros you've been giving us viewers

@devontetheone

2 жыл бұрын

Um idk I'd you noticed but this IS old content. Since ur new I'll fill u in. So basically a week ago. My original channel with 572k subs was deleted. Now I'm on this new channel where I'm reuploading every video to this channel. The videos ur seeing now are old and had hundreds of thousands of views before deletion. And I'm not reuploading them in order so u might run into some videos with my old artstyle and some with my new artstyle.

@ebiweneoseji7332

2 жыл бұрын

@@devontetheone that must be a stress bro

Such valuable wisdom

Awesome video ❤

Keep up the good content Devonte.

Aye why we stuck at 94.6k?? Where everyone at? Get this man to 100k, tf yall doin bruh

Mans almost died to a straw

Pure trueth and gold

TO THIS I WATCH YOUR REPOSTS. TO THIS DAY... TO THIS DAAAY

Goat🐐🔥

Super Impressive Minecraft Player

Huh well I'll be damned, I never had a simp moment in my life

Remove this energy from yourself fellas! Learn from this. Going WAAAY overboard for a female, especially one that won't do the same for you.(Heck, even then lol)

Fire vid

Bro your the person I go to when I need advice

I failed 6 total relationships, the 6th one was recently in high school. The 3rd to 5th relationship was the same one, only with the same girl in high school. I think I should just pump the brakes and not be with a partner anymore. Virginity time, virgin.

31k let’s go almost 32k

_Bruh_ I'm the same height as you. My sophomore year, I had a calculus test. Third attempt at the class. I had to drive to campus because I missed the P&R bus. I parked in a metered spot, and got out. It was coin only then. I spun and opened the door so fast, I *busted* my right eyebrow with the door corner. A bit stunned, but trying to not be late. I hustled to the classroom. Got some strange looks. Sat down, got my test. Head down, started to work. Red drops appear on my paper. ❓ Turns out the whole side of my face was covered in blood. I leave, drop the class again. Me and calc never got along anyway. Modified my course planning, got three degrees. Still have a scar to this day that makes my eyebrow hair grow funny.

Lets help this man get back to that 100k+ subscriber's.

That same thing with the straw happened to me

crazy you were a simp devonte the one

Simping aint pimping

Nahh Imma Simp...with pimp standards Best of both worlds 😂

You went to Alabama state didn’t you?? I’ve been watching so many episodes to piece it together 👀

funniest dude

He’s the ninth hokage

6:00 See? Like I said before; You may call the Edibles Zone :The Shadow Realm", but to me, it's "Musuo Tensei"!

Bro that straw cut happened to me

More interesting then MY life

I could had used this video 30 years ago. But , I learned my lesson. 😐

Coochie scouts hall of fame with all the badges

“Bars Niqqa”💀

YESSSIRRRR

This is a real g

Super Intense Minecraft Player

Simping is a car without wheels it leads to nowhere

Not just guys girls too

Ngl, I used to simp so much that I asked out the same girl eight times in third grade.

Giga Chad's have never sipped in there life

Need some Agua🤣

Ga damn mah boi.....

Same

Let’s go fams 31k finally

i swear being short is better then weighting 165pound at 11

Just sounds painful hearing lol god said stop simpin for me 😂😂😂

31k I’m so excited fams

Ngl I simped ONCE in 7th grade summer camp and she used it against me

30K

W

I know how you felt I was like that before.😅😅😅

Oh nah bro almost killed himself 😭

Tuff

God thought you a valuable lesson🤣

Alpha always no change

4:14 BARZ

2:18 yn jay reference lol

Tyjah is the name of my brother but not spelt like teyjah so shoutout to me

kimps

Why does she look like Becca🧐

When your girl turn u tu a beta then u turn back into a simp to get her back 😭

Dog I see the tik tok I like I need to see it on KZread

love ur vids no disrespect

@devontetheone

2 жыл бұрын

How is that disrespectful 🤣 much love g

@dslat7139

2 жыл бұрын

@@devontetheone woah the goat actually responded 😂, and because you said you were an alpha

Nigga always make me laugh

Im done simping for girl bro it never ends well😮‍💨

I will never be a simp

Is there a video on the masculine frame 😂?

hey bro the song at the end of this video, which is it

IM YOUR 959 LIFE AND 51 COMMONT

The only thing that i get like stresses me out is that like you know the saying like if you're not first you're last I don't want to be last so I just like asked a question do you want a date to the girl and if they say no that shit like hurts my self-esteem and like I don't know how to like get over it I guess I got to like not invest so much time enjoy the relationship

Young ones it’s ok if you can’t verbally tell a girl that you like them. If you’re better at body language and action then that’s cool but sometime your gonna have to just tell her what’s up.

This video is basically me. But I'm still learning in the art of the alpha. Cause one day, I'm be Sigma man.

bro i know the feeling i am 5'5

Chivalry ain't simping

First hour squad where y'all at