This is one of the few times Jared hasn't censored "fuck". Truly beautiful.

@Carbonated__Milk

7 жыл бұрын

***** There's no other ProJared video where he doesn't censor "fuck"

@wwenetwork5

7 жыл бұрын

Tucker Mills worst console ever "Fucking power downs"

@Carbonated__Milk

7 жыл бұрын

+Mattman 850 ah shhhhhhhhhhiet. I forgot that video existed. I seem to be in the small pool of people who didn't honestly like that one.

@char7403

6 жыл бұрын

Tucker Mills Worst Console Ever was the second ProJared vid I watched, a few years after his Slender video

@life-wu3ti

6 жыл бұрын

Tucker Mills hiuuuuiii

I played the PC version with no slowdown. :-P I'd pick up rocks and place them right over the red ant holes. Normally the reds would be able to clear it out, but if you placed 9 rocks on the ant hole, the only thing they can do is make a new exit. This takes them a long time, meanwhile they are running out of food. And before their workers could bring food back to their starving colony, I'd have either had my black ants taken over the food patches first, or filled up their new ant hole and surrounded the rocks there with my own ants to keep them from getting in. And thus, I sealed enemy ant colonies in the dark underground until they all starved to death.

@hansadvance6243

8 жыл бұрын

really!? it's one of the most silliest and somehow the best strategy to beat the place easily (especially in the 8th and 5th scenarios [i guess because i forgot it] due that there is no rain to shatter the stones)

@grantstratton2239

3 жыл бұрын

I seem to remember you could beat the PC version in like 10 minutes by setting breeders to 70% and just sending hordes of queens to colonize the yard before the reds can. Later, switch between sections to send armies of queens into the same red section until the section is won. Rinse and repeat

@Toastmaster_5000

2 жыл бұрын

I remember doing the same thing lol

@jamesbryan2807

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. How this guy could nvr beat the game is beyond me

@xXAkirhaXx

2 жыл бұрын

If these ants were humans there'd be some international law about this.

There's _one_ fun aspect to SimAnt -- *playing as a spider* . You can "mindjack" any of your ant buddies by just pressing X and then clicking on them, but I'll bet you never tried it on a spider, did you? It totally works.

@dryaddyad7757

2 жыл бұрын

On the snes version?

@Ghostguy693

2 жыл бұрын

@@dryaddyad7757 They said "pressing X" so yeah, probably?

@Marcelelias11

Жыл бұрын

@@Ghostguy693 no, it's X on the PC. I'm pretty you can't play as the spider on the SNES

"...Honey, That ProJared guy is outside again." "What's he doing now??" "He's...Spraying the ground with any killer, with a magnefying glass, yelling at the ants." "...Huh."

@WorldoftheLegends

6 жыл бұрын

free entertainment!

@MasterOfKnowledge.

6 жыл бұрын

Huh, neat.

@Dorian_Scott

5 жыл бұрын

Impressive Stuff.

@EdgyZiggy

5 жыл бұрын

I would love to be Jared's neighbor...

@deathknight655

5 жыл бұрын

@@EdgyZiggy Are you still sure about that?

I can't examine real ants where I live, because they're all fire ants and all they want to do is bite me.

@BouArmy

9 жыл бұрын

Holy shit!

@toast8993

9 жыл бұрын

I got bit by one when I was 2 because she lays me down on a nest of them and HOLY SHIT it hurt so bad I didn't want to sit down for months

@toast8993

9 жыл бұрын

Oh and when I got bit by one all the others came two... And I'm pretty sure you can imagine how bad that felt😢

@jpxyUA

9 жыл бұрын

Well you know what they say... BITE THEM RIGHT BACK!

@TheBrawlUnit

9 жыл бұрын

You're Australian, right ?

This video is now 10 years old.

@KorySutherland

14 күн бұрын

I'm watching this because I miss "Now In The 90s" so damn much

I'm pleasantly surprised to find this video has the least of the poorly aged comments.

@El_Bastardo

4 жыл бұрын

Especially after 3:56 you'd think everyone would be calling that grooming too.

@lordofbanana6869

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pleasantly surprised to find this video has the least comments about some controversy that happened years after he recorded this video. Projared created really good content for this "genre" of youtube videos.

@steve3758

4 жыл бұрын

Late term lead abortion 😋

@MarioMarioPlushGUY

4 жыл бұрын

They must have not made it that far down the list lol

"Through the pressure of growing up in a black society" Oh my God. xD

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

6 жыл бұрын

Tony The Talking Clock also, 'Using child labor to make silk.'

"A few of them praising the sun." \[T]/

@NukTap

8 жыл бұрын

PHOTOSYNTHESIS. PHOTOSYNTHESIS.

@frogbites4857

7 жыл бұрын

that Dark Souls reference.

@pokejoseph

6 жыл бұрын

Said ants get squished days later YOU DIED

@theofficialchannelofoffici7962

5 жыл бұрын

Sun god

@yoshifan3077

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god get away from me

Imagine an AntSim game where you start out simple, but end up being able to breed mutant ants with stupid powers. The end goal of the game is to attack and murder human beings. It wouldn't be anything TOO graphic, mostly just people screaming in fear as you crawl up their legs and start feasting on them.

@Metasylum

9 жыл бұрын

Sarru Y'know I think the old Wii shop had a game like that, I remember seeing it once.

@Weenmeen

9 жыл бұрын

Name?

@Metasylum

9 жыл бұрын

Solomon Gumball Wish I could help ya but I can't think of it.

@dwainnellums2743

8 жыл бұрын

+Sarru reminds me of hunter x hunter

@IzzySarru

8 жыл бұрын

Dwain Nellums Just more reasons why it's an awesome idea.

8:14 You CAN fight the Queen Ant yourself, you just have to use the correct button to do so, and target her face while doing it, I've always done it. Like double clicking on an enemy to initiate combat. This is just a theory but I feel like Jared just let the Red Ants (workers, soldiers, and breeders) initiate and attack him instead.

@franimal86

Жыл бұрын

That was my strategy. First thing: go to red ants nest and kill queen. If I die instead, go again.

12:15 My reaction to all the allegations and lies.

@xXAkirhaXx

4 жыл бұрын

To the top with you.

@Purple_Sloth

4 жыл бұрын

Can you not try to bring it up every five seconds?

@obsidianbasilisk5753

4 жыл бұрын

Sloth That’s funny because many people (maybe even you) were happy and content with bringing up false allegations every five seconds as a way to hate on Jared before they were proven false. But now that his fans are celebrating his return, you tell them to shut up? Bullshit.

@CBman11037

4 жыл бұрын

@@obsidianbasilisk5753 I agree with you. O grew up with Jared and sadly believed the alligations to be true. Now i saw my mistake and am happy hes back. But i think we should move in from the contreversy entirely and just talk about other great parts of the channel's

@PaperThin_

4 жыл бұрын

@@Purple_Sloth What did you expect? This is a Projared video. If your favorite youtuber was under false accusations and massive hate from millions of people but somehow pushes through it all would you not be happy? Although I agree with you. Seeing people making "Projared good, internet people bad" type comments gets tiring and makes me mad that those same people probably did believe those allegations and slandered his name throughout the whole ordeal. Hell, some may be jumping on that bandwagon and using Projared's innocence to gain oh so sweet internetpoints. But I guess im getting a little bit off topic. Point is its annoying to see so many of these type of comments, but all I want people to do is remember. Remember that maybe they are the scumbags in the situation. Maybe, just maybe that they were the scumbags all along. And I want them to remember. I want them to remember to think before they click.

"I apologize to everybody with Arachnophobia" This game is the reason I have Arachnophobia!

@SamurottofMinnesota

10 жыл бұрын

The first time I saw this and he said that I just said "thanks"

@thesenate1343

6 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean insectaphobia?

@No_Name8998

6 жыл бұрын

Me too not

Actually, that lawn kind of looks like crabgrass. But you know, that's just a matter of SimAnt-ics.

@GamerboyJacobTheAnger

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Carroll ah good joke

@hoppyman11

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Carroll Fuck off with that.

@jameslangenegger8375

6 жыл бұрын

I want to fucking die

@seandenholm3020

6 жыл бұрын

Mexgar ugggghhhh dear god

@StrayGuitarist

6 жыл бұрын

Clever.... Too...clever.

"I AM AN ANT *GOD*!!!" -ProJared, 2014 Favorite part, right there. xD

@battlemageazulio1019

8 жыл бұрын

Well, that was kinda funny too, but I prefer the "I AM AN ANT *GOD*!!!" Part. xD

@Glennwert

8 жыл бұрын

+BlueJavelin byatiful

@briansilva3765

8 жыл бұрын

+BlueJavelin It is also cool "oh my god, I become a drug lord, nice" I lost myself at that video.

@captainsalti2611

8 жыл бұрын

quote of the century

@battlemageazulio1019

8 жыл бұрын

***** Indeed. "Proof of a Hero" FTW. =P

I could live off this, Worst Console ever, and jontrons plug and play video forever

@briansilva3765

8 жыл бұрын

+Stubnoob I could do the same with the hydlide trilogy and yugioh abridged.

@NukTap

8 жыл бұрын

oh you'd get sick of it after a while

@nautilusbones980

8 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@alexanders2669

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Newton Nope. I can watch this for all of eternity and still be entertained

@WickedPhase

7 жыл бұрын

Mango Bacon your name is absolutely beautiful

This game isn't nearly as hard as SimAunt, I keep making the nieces and nephews grow up to hate me because I wouldn't stop pinching their cheeks when they were tiny and adorable. I even tried using the casserole, but I don't think they liked it either. What the heck am I doing wrong?

@duckokido7150

10 жыл бұрын

See SimAnt And SimAunt are the same, The only Different is SimAunt Has an extra letter than SimAnt

@Delta4280

10 жыл бұрын

better than SimMother In-law

@ThunderPsyker

10 жыл бұрын

Delta4280 And much, much better than Sim-Grandpa. Seriously, the pacing of that game is so dull!

@cam897

9 жыл бұрын

I'm excited for their new game SimNephew

@Delta4280

9 жыл бұрын

ThunderPsyker You also get to see a 10-second clip (stock footage), then it'll end abruptly with this quote: "wait... I wasn't there."

I'm glad this was only the console version of the game. The PC SimAnt was much more terrifying, with better pixel art and sound quality and effects, along with a horrifying close up shot of the spider's face as you watch it literally chew your ant up and spit it back out again. Thanks Maixs, for such a fond, fond memory for my 5 year old brain.

My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 17

@PumbusBungus

4 жыл бұрын

Godspeed

@rosesbloom324

4 жыл бұрын

You are a true hero

@TheJunky228

4 жыл бұрын

I've been watching his legend of zelda randomized videos recently

@omnipocket3055

3 жыл бұрын

Cause you turned on him and feel guilty huh?

@SlitherLament

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't really out of guilt since I didn't turn on him. Though I'll fully admit I didn't even try to look into it. But with the amount of people who did, I felt that even a little more activity in his video feeds would be a nice way to give a long distance pat on the back.

What is a "professional insect"? Who's paying them?

@Ryogathelost

8 жыл бұрын

+SolidSonicTH See, they're civil servants basically, so they're paid by the ant government.

@signaunderdown3870

8 жыл бұрын

+Evan Tamborini Silly Symphony

Sim suspenders is my favorite game

@nanaiceclimber4392

9 жыл бұрын

that profile pic though XD somehow it suits the sentence.. I dunno why

@okey7281

9 жыл бұрын

Nana Ice Climber yus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@nanaiceclimber4392

9 жыл бұрын

TheGamerManDudeGuy ..... 0.0 *grabs mallet and steps back* uhhhh..

@ShootStyleZombie

9 жыл бұрын

Sim Suspenders is better than the last SimCity game

@fledge8188

9 жыл бұрын

Le IGN: "10/10 best game ever would bang w/ a fork."

Did somebody say \ [T]/ [*]. / \ PRAISE THE SUN?!?!

@Kjajo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shin_Gojira is more like Praise Jared again

@Shin_Gojira

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kjajo i have my regrets, and believed in the lie is one.

Love to watch the classics of Projared videos from time to time.

I’m surprised this game hasn’t been remade.

@Toastmaster_5000

2 жыл бұрын

There's a game in development called "Empires of the Undergrowth" that's basically a spiritual successor to this. Not sure how far long it's come.

@TheItalianTrash

2 жыл бұрын

It has an unofficial sequel/spiritual successor called 'Ant Queen' on PC.

My mom made me get rid of my ps2 and all my games in 2006 when I was 10 because she read some bogus story online about how all the school shooters played video games and therefore videogames make school shooters. So, I have none of the games I loved as a child anymore. I started playing again in 2011 when my uncle gave me his ps3. But, no nostalgia games or old consoles😞

@dfm6868

9 жыл бұрын

Bruh screw Fox News and there bullcrap

@NobleNemesis

9 жыл бұрын

Ugh, that sucks man, I hate when I hear about the casualties of hysteria and propaganda. You have my commiseration, friend. haha!

@stevenrobson8831

9 жыл бұрын

That must blow

@toast8993

9 жыл бұрын

Wow that must of SUCK'D

@eximmt

9 жыл бұрын

Midnagamein G yeah I just got a ps2 now that I'm out of the house and got the sly games plus some other classics I never played on the ps2 because I was so young like mgs 3, silent hill 2, and resident evil 4.

03:56 Me: Yep, totaly stealing that one.

i thought an ant simulation game would be great for a modern game. the difference i would make though? id try to make it a rts game like command and conquer instead of actually being an ant. i would also have multiple factions of ants, so its not just a 2 sided battle. if there is already a game like that...let me know

@PilgrimTheEmbraced

8 жыл бұрын

Well, there is Empire of Undergrowth.

@PilgrimTheEmbraced

8 жыл бұрын

***** True, true.

@siamesedream5

8 жыл бұрын

I Would love an New Generation Remake of this Game.

@lightpostfilms9721

7 жыл бұрын

Not to mention GET RID OF THOSE FUCKING DEATH ANIMATIONS!

@therealememci5380

7 жыл бұрын

Empire of the Ants, by Microïds.

"That's why I was never invited to partiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees."

So you ditched the "...I'm playing SimAnt...", huh?

@diegorojas2049

10 жыл бұрын

He totally changed his presentation, so it doesn't surprise me :/

@VexedGamerShow

10 жыл бұрын

What a snob.

@Senthain

10 жыл бұрын

VexedGamerShow *Shots Fired*

@wanderLBP

10 жыл бұрын

Good. It was kinda stupid.

@DeeZeeGuitar

10 жыл бұрын

thats what i noticed first!!!

I think this is one of the cases where the PC version was definitely the better option to play. Controls were more tight, the strategy was existent and well-done, to say nothing of winnable, and the food was... ok, there was still only peas, but the PC version of SimAnt was fun instead of a fascinating bore.

@ClockworkBard

10 жыл бұрын

I'm curious what the PC version brings to the strategy that the SNES version doesn't. I've only played the Mac and SNES versions, and the Mac version required significantly less strategy. Once you beat the red ants the first time, you basically won. It was just a matter of breeding wildly and stomping them out before they could do anything else.

Who else is with me on a re-watch mission?

@ElHarmonyV

4 жыл бұрын

I've been watching since this morning.

@marshmeller1017

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeupp

The PC version is better. Loved it as a kid, love it now.

@LordOberic1

9 жыл бұрын

AnubusStar Indeed, the computer version is much more playable.

@TheKarui

8 жыл бұрын

+AnubusStar I remember loving the PC version and watching with joy as my black ant comrades took out the red ant infidels.

@GreenNinjaTea

8 жыл бұрын

+TheKarui AntHammer 40k

@GreenNinjaTea

8 жыл бұрын

Jordan Alexander just normal garden ants.

@PrometheusRobo

8 жыл бұрын

Poor Jared didn't even know he could slay the red queen himself. Thus making part of his review, an accidental lie or rather, a preconceived notion about a falsity.

Why on earth does solid-state cartridge game take that long to save?! Loading times didn't even exist in the cartridge era!

@ackbarfan5556

8 жыл бұрын

+Jerry Peet Oh, hey, Jerry. Didn't know you were here.

@soundwave5634

8 жыл бұрын

+ackbarfan5556 Trust me when I say he shows up on the most random of videos.

@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943

6 жыл бұрын

ackbarfan5556 Holy shit her name was *JERRY?!?!* Man, no wonder she changed it. That's almost as bad s name as Randy Stair

@270z

6 жыл бұрын

Reading and writing speeds differ on all drives. Writing almost always being slower. And not all cartridges were capable of being written to by the console. This means that extra chips were often added to the cartridge to support this feature with varying levels of efficiency.

@BaconSenpai

6 жыл бұрын

You just asked why does saving take long when loading doesn't. What the fuck?

3:55 - 3:59 is really funny.

@hole1274

8 жыл бұрын

0:00 to 12:44 is really funny.

@yemmohater2796

8 жыл бұрын

0:00-15:55 was really funny

@chromaphasia453

7 жыл бұрын

Swiggity Swag man I love that 3:11 minutes of silence.

Someone else watching old Jared videos to support him?

@Archvale8

4 жыл бұрын

Right here!

@ikazuchioni

4 жыл бұрын

I am binge re-watching his videos.

2:18 I can taste a bit of PBG here. Ech. Peanut butter's sticking to my mouth. ECK.

@landonwilson1837

8 жыл бұрын

But how else will Jared get PBG-Senpai to notice him?

@tamach1956

8 жыл бұрын

I can taste some JonTron in this comment

@JiggyWiggyASMR

8 жыл бұрын

Mike Liska ;D

@when7573

8 жыл бұрын

Mike Liska Does that mean maybe Jon-senpei will notice me?

@s0me_sneaky_camper103

8 жыл бұрын

Jiggy Wiggy ASMR I hate pbg

what is this a video game for ants

@JEJJ5333

9 жыл бұрын

Kilgore Trout This game needs to be at least........three times bigger than this.

@Happigail_Adams

9 жыл бұрын

TheJ5333 what you want a sim spider game?

@EntoneTori

9 жыл бұрын

Kilgore Trout It can't be one, or did you ever see a human-life-simulator?

@Snandra66

9 жыл бұрын

***** There are more important things in life other than being really, really ridicoulosly good-looking, like playing a game about ants.

@zachhaywood1564

6 жыл бұрын

How can we be expected to let ants be able to play this game, if they can't even pick up the CONTROLLER?

I started watching your videos last night and I JUST CAN'T STOP.

@livbarnhart1605

10 жыл бұрын

I stayed up until ONE AM for two nights in a row watching his videos after I first found them. Trust me, it gets worse from here. I still can't stop...

3:50 we are here for this

3:56-3:59 projared..... pick-up master.

@dragoncatthebest3965

7 жыл бұрын

jack lajoie a

@DaSniper2

5 жыл бұрын

This didn't age well...

@brandonm2286

5 жыл бұрын

DaSniper2 I think you mean aged like fine wine

@unknown404x

5 жыл бұрын

You had no idea

@suprememasteroftheuniverse

5 жыл бұрын

That's how I do in tinder. It takes an average of 300 cunts but I don't waste my time and money. Indeed I don't waste any money whatsoever.

I played SimAnt all the way through several times when I was young, but it was on the PC. The controls were reasonable and I remember having a lot more personal control than shown in the SNES version in your video. Slowdown also wasn't an issue I remember. I don't remember some of the UI though, so I think quite a bit was changed for the SNES port. That's too bad, I remember the PC version being fun throughout. You should try it out sometime, if it's possible to find anymore.

@Cyfrik

9 жыл бұрын

The PC version can be found in multiple places online. It can be downloaded from some abandonware sites, and if downloads are not your thing, the Internet Archive (a website dedicated to preserving all kinds of stuff) allows you to play the DOS version in your browser (using a server-side emulator, I think). EDIT: Apparently the Internet Archive has the DOS-version playable in the browser and the PC version as a separate download, it seems.

@danielhale1

9 жыл бұрын

***** Haha, nice! When I played sim city, I had a bad habit of getting mired in severe traffic problems, and resolving the situation with monster attacks. Good times.

Think the spider death is terrifying? play the PC version. If you go into one of the holes with the bug peeping out, you get pulled in and eaten! sometimes this just happens too. it gave me nightmares as a kid.

@tarrker

9 жыл бұрын

Yes! Antlions! They are terrifying and they used to be everywhere when I was a kid. I wonder if they went extinct or something?

@jameslavoie8738

9 жыл бұрын

i hope they went extinct!

@Lahnmohr

9 жыл бұрын

James Lavoie Nope sorry :P they exist, but good thing for you is that its only found in specific hot places, and United States isn't one of them. Australia and Africa have it now the antlions are long gone in America

@jacobstacy777

9 жыл бұрын

Mexican LawnMower wrong good sir I can still find them in East Texas, I remember dropping ants in their holes and watching the aftermath *evil laughter*

@teamninjabug8287

9 жыл бұрын

***** We have them here in California too! I took an antlion as a pet, kept him in a bowl of sand, and fed him for about 3 years until he grew up into a dragonfly-looking creature. Then I let him go. :3

Jared exclaiming *"I AM AN ANT GOD"* always makes me laugh (7:38)

This video had a lot of great hilarious moments, though I've never been too big on sims. I hope Jared recovers from this.

1:31 #PraiseTheSun

@reddragon8167

10 жыл бұрын

Yes, praise the Sun, or the ant-cultists will eat you.

I beat this game as a kid. Like you, I found fighting the reds in invasion colonies both extremely tedious and difficult combined. 10 black ants vs 200 red ants. So you bum rush the enemy queen with your infinite lives as a soldier over and over until you win at terrible odds, then eventually outgrow the queenless fools that get lawnmowered. Yay. There is a way to win much faster though. Never kill the red queen in the first square, but keep them too small to breed until you control the surrounding territories. Keep stalling there as your additional colonies grow and the reds never spawn across the map, because they're still in the first contested square. Once your ants cover everything possible, THEN kill the red queen. This will spawn the only remaining red colony into 100's of your ants in one of the colonies, just go there and win. The ending is kind of lulzy, you basically run the humans out of the house ^_^.

@Deadganon

9 жыл бұрын

I have done this all of the time but I wait until my the yard is about 1/3rd full before i kill the queen so I have some challenge and it isnt over right away. Also you dont have infinite lives, you only have as many lives as you have eggs since you replace one of the eggs that the queen drops... I love going into colonies with 5 or so black ants vs 300 and on a few of the maps their are rocks almost all the way going north to south of the map near your holes so I block the few entrances off so they cannot attack me allowing me time to build up alittle and find back door holes (at the bottom of my lair) into their base to either steal their food/eggs or kill their queen

@Lahnmohr

9 жыл бұрын

Deadganon Im that Lawnmower that sometimes kill you guys and your enemies :D

12:14 was pure ProJared gold.

Every time ProJared mentions the word 'SimAnt', the whole world chuckles.

Also, on PC, i think the saving was much faster and no lag... Also, the spiders were scary as hell with their chasing sound effects.

@AG-ld6rv

Ай бұрын

The PC version was over in probably 15 minutes. No need to save. Even if you lost your progress, just start it up again.

"I am an ant god! - ProJared" That line just killed it for me on the review.

3:22 Uh, did that menu button say manu?

@tannertilkens4976

8 жыл бұрын

I think it means manual, since there is an auto button above it.

@solierafromtheultrareconsquad

8 жыл бұрын

Tanner Tilkens Ah well!

@Penguin-wk7gq

6 жыл бұрын

MesprittheDigimon гран лаг

4:41 Skyrim summed up.

I love this video, the ant crib joke and the breeder ant joke nearly killed me

Spiders are the only reason I didn't get through the first level of Skyrim

@HTFFanOfFlaky

10 жыл бұрын

All you have to do is get off the boat and collect the form though.

@TPSgirlelise

10 жыл бұрын

Can't you click mun!?

@HTFFanOfFlaky

10 жыл бұрын

Azureth Puppy I do admit it was a hard dungeon, what with the price-checking DRM at the end of it that closes the game if you get it wrong.

@crackdendave4726

10 жыл бұрын

no not because it was hard because the spiders made me almost s**t myself

@HTFFanOfFlaky

10 жыл бұрын

I was making a joke. I referenced two different Elder Scrolls games that aren't Skyrim. Those two were Morrowind and Arena, in that order.

A projared video was recommend to me, it's good signs

Still on the classic ProJared binge! I forgot how many videos he had

If feels like ProJarad was channeling PBG at 2:20 lol

@indeimaus

10 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought haha

@Criispy___

10 жыл бұрын

indeimaus Indeimaus :O you watch Projared as well? :O

@indeimaus

10 жыл бұрын

Of course!

@Criispy___

10 жыл бұрын

indeimaus I love your channel man, Finally awesome to get to talk to you :P

SimSuspenders Rated M

@yvesjimenez9284

10 жыл бұрын

True dat XD

Im rewatching and liking all the projared videos i havent yet

their are ants who are completely loyal their queen. but their are ants who are not so loyal & actually like this 3:56

@ahheck6800

7 жыл бұрын

These ants ain't loyal.

@dayp68gaming20

5 жыл бұрын

@@ahheck6800 just like Jared

@CloroxBleachReal

5 жыл бұрын

hmmmmmm

The PC version is actually pretty good. And I actually won it.

@ericbabich

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah PC version was awesome

@psykikninja

9 жыл бұрын

the pc version is genius. they should honestly make a remake with added content, difficulty and stages.

@OcedarMopzar

9 жыл бұрын

What is the difference, other than performance?

I'm tired of this game's Sim-Antics...

@pattheamiibro8982

10 жыл бұрын

ur missing the SIM-bolysim here

@MrAwesomePerson35

10 жыл бұрын

***** Now, now guys, don't get too ANTsy...

@DaSauceful

10 жыл бұрын

I find this game ANTiquated

@pattheamiibro8982

10 жыл бұрын

It was very ANTicipated

@low-resghul8306

10 жыл бұрын

*Ant pun*

Hey, hey, Jared, is there a SimUncle too?

@connartroxel-spears8247

8 жыл бұрын

Oh my god. That pun tho. I don't why I didn't see that.

@lilturk726

8 жыл бұрын

Connar Troxel-Spears lol XD

@shadethenarwhal8525

8 жыл бұрын

+Connar Troxel-Spears I don't see it

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

8 жыл бұрын

Bah dum TISS.

@kiba_the_lucky

8 жыл бұрын

+lilturk726 uncl dan da engi main

17 and counting. How have I never heard of this.

As someone who has acute arachnophobia, my fear was actually not triggered by the rather crudely rendered spider in this game.

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

6 жыл бұрын

Superfield don't play the PC game though, because apparently the spider in that is terrifying.

Projared is back to doing awesome reviews!!

@KeneNalab

10 жыл бұрын

No shit Sherlock.

@whoawhoa4062

10 жыл бұрын

Kene Nalab i like you

@thewitchfindergeneral81

10 жыл бұрын

He is a ant god

DON'T throw up on people's faces to feed them? Oh no! That's why I was never invited to parties... (also I'm a loser) Hilarious

i love projareds video the most rewatchable videos on youtube lol

Well, killing insects is pretty... unavoidable. Sometimes you're... I don't know, stretching or something, and boom! A poor little guy/girl is at the *back* of your hand, just screaming of pain :'C.

At first I thought this would be a generic game review assery but this is actually good channel

@Slaggedfire

10 жыл бұрын

It's the intro music sucks you in.

@GiantfireringCole

10 жыл бұрын

dburrs1 You fucking serious... -____- I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG! But everybody has their own opinions and I respect yours.

@Slaggedfire

10 жыл бұрын

***** I said the intro music sucks you in. I did not say it sucked.

@GiantfireringCole

10 жыл бұрын

dburrs1 that what I was yelling at you about.

@Slaggedfire

10 жыл бұрын

***** I think you misunderstood my comment tell me what your reading and I will tell you what I said. Because your last comment sounded like you read the music sucks. When I said the music sucks you into the video makes it more enjoyable catchs your attention etc.

Heres a sad story. I made a batch of cupcakes, i put my heart and soul into each and EVERY cupcke! They turned ot great!so great, in fact, ants ruined them! Hours of perfection WASTED! Tiny insect friends my ass!

Can’t think of this guy the same ever again

@brandonm2286

5 жыл бұрын

“Ey gurl wats up, you wanna fusck?”

@ByteDeity

5 жыл бұрын

Nope

@PiranhaRoni

4 жыл бұрын

Yes you can, you had no proof of what he was accused of. You believed some middle school girls fishing for attention, completely disregarding ProJareds side of the story. It’s a shame to see how quick the sheep bunch with the crowds.

Is it weird that I'm not scared of Spiders,Snakes, Sharks, Alligators, Tigers or Clowns.... But I AM afraid of any type of Worm or Snails and Horses?

@kleinmartin6197

9 жыл бұрын

Yea that's pretty wierd.

@JumboDS64

9 жыл бұрын

David Gomez That IS kinda weird. I guess I can get worms and snails, as they are slimy and wriggly and could be considered repulsive. Not sure about horses though.

@kleinmartin6197

9 жыл бұрын

JumboDS64 well, actually horses could break your ribs with a WEAK kick

@TK0921

9 жыл бұрын

I'm scared of spiders because they look terrifying and have a multitude of lifeless eyes. I think snakes are actually really cool. I'd say the only weird part about that is the horses. I could understand if you had a bad experience with one once, but otherwise I don't see why.

@RagdollWraith

9 жыл бұрын

Dr. Stein i can sorta understand the horse thing. i like them but i can still understand if some people find them a bit scary looking. they ARE super strong and heavy, too. they could easily hurt you reeeally bad.

The best part is the intro where he shakes the floppy disc. Makes me laugh every time.

This is such a great ProJared episode. Thank you SimAnts

This video is great keep coming back and watching it

I live in Iceland... There are no Ants... I cant look at real Ants :(

@thatonehumanoid7756

9 жыл бұрын

LUCKY!!!! I live in Florida and ants are the bane of my existence!!!!

@TheHlynsi

9 жыл бұрын

Well... People say that living in Iceland is a dream because there are no ants, mosquitos and other bad insects... But there is that one fly that is over billions of in summer! WASP!!! They are really dangerus in Iceland! They bite you once and their posion will go into your body and harm you! The Nordic Wasp is a bitch to deal with...

@Nemo7Sultar

9 жыл бұрын

TheHlynsi There are Wasps just about everywhere on Earth :/

@TheHlynsi

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah I know I also said the Nordic Wasp... Only lives in Iceland, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Faroe Islands, Somewere in america and on few other places to... I call it the nordic wasp beacuase I dont know what the name of it is...

@kaynewoolley9104

9 жыл бұрын

I have the same problem living inside of the sun :( wish I could just once see a real earth ant

I'm glad you finally decided to upload your review for this, I was starting to get antsy.

Is it creepy that almost every night the last tging I see is projared.

@yo-yocybergoth708

8 жыл бұрын

You are ok, we are two. TV nowdays just show crap.

@Curri3Saan

5 жыл бұрын

Eternal Carnage It's also the last thing Holly and those underaged fans saw too

Still come back to watch this 8 years later lol

The pc version was actually a superb experience, which is what i grew up with. This version is like a metaphor for all console ports... Dumbed down. The PC version was actually a well made game, except for the fact the spider would eventually start shooting ants with lasers.

@Mdude123456789

10 жыл бұрын

Wait... THE SPIDER SHOOTS LASERS?! I... I have the game and I've rarely played it... ... I've got to play it now...

@BlackINKim

10 жыл бұрын

Sorry, I didn't really read your comment, I just saw that you mentionned that this game contain Spider equiped with laser beam, that's all I needed to know to try it.

have you ever heard of slave driver ants? it would be fun to play as them (kind of). they just find other ants and enslave them to make them do everything for them. *ingame* broadcast: your colony needs more food! you: FASTER *WHIP CRACKS*

@keegeebee5392

10 жыл бұрын

I just realized these: * do this: *hi* as opposed to: hi

@suspectsn0thing

10 жыл бұрын

Kee Gee Bee Just do two asterisks (* is an asterisk) and **boom** problem solved! do this i mean ** **

@pigeonbee8570

9 жыл бұрын

suspectsn0thing Bacon ***Bacon***

@suspectsn0thing

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon Robertson Bacon **bacon**

@MegaRazor619

9 жыл бұрын

True to Caesar

This game should be called SIM CAN'T! Hehehe!

@vivivivivi

8 жыл бұрын

+Ethan Metzger BOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you played the pc version on a modern pc would it still slowdown to a halt or would the better specs negate that problem making fighting the red ants possible?

Thid is one of my favorite videos from projared!

*simant is a game where you simulate the enthralling experience of being an ant*

Here while his channel is still up

@samirjohnson4524

4 жыл бұрын

jpvideoshalloween what, you expect it to be taken down?

Glad I found pro Jared, good stuff

I actually played Simant a lot as a kid, and again just last year on vacation, and I really enjoyed it each time. The reason; I didn't play the SNES version. The PC version has *very* few of the problems mentioned here. Save times are small, the yard is larger, and ant followers are far more militant when near enemies, and they'll usually do the menial tasks for you, if you just lead them to what needs doing. I never found defeating the enemy queen to be all that hard, once my base was large enough. After that, the game becomes a bit easier, as it's mainly about troop deployment. Just start cranking out breeders, and go to the yard menu. Spawn queens, and send them to other sections of the yard. The entire rest of the game can be played from this screen alone. Sending queens to areas bordering red ant-inhabited areas is very effective; especially if you can manage to surround them. Soon, your colonies will start to encroach on the enemies, and if they start to do the same to you, just spawn more queens and deploy wherever they're most needed. That just leaves the issue of it being more of a game where you're handling the strategy of things, in order to win, and... Yeah. It is. In fact, all Sim-games are, when you get down to it, about the strategy and management. The only difference with Simant, is that you can actually win it.

I remember the PC version not having a lot of the problems he described in the console version. PC was probably a lot better.

Don't throw up on people's faces to feed them? Oooooh Nooooooo. That's why I was never invited to paaaartiiiies....

Glad we haven't stooped to arguing SimAntics.

All of this time, and I had no idea it was pronounced "Fuhckgg". Thank you for showing me the light, Jared.

The Sequel- 'SimAnt: Tics"

"Hey girl, what's up? You wanna fuhckh?" The delivery and Jared's face are golden.

3:57 best pickup line ever

3:56-3:59 i swear i'm gonna pick up a chick with that line

@TakumiEnferrujado

10 жыл бұрын

yup,but with pepper spray instead of bugspray

projared for antman in the movie

You are hilarious this is the second bid I've watched of you today and I'm already crying with laughter along with your worst console ever video made me laugh so loud I woke up the whole house 😂😂

7:42 Can I please have the name of what music is right at this spot? I would definitely appreciate it.